>News
-Celshits and Rockets are out
-Frank Vogel agrees to a 3 year deal to coach the Lakers. Jason Kidd will sign on as an assistant
-Denver/Portland and Philly/Toronto game 7s on Sunday
-Cavs interviewing a bunch of shitters for their new head coach
/nba/ general - Frank Vogel edition
The lakers could use him during half time if things don't work out
everybody relax
Is this a nutritional dinner /nba/?
Some Game 7 Facts
>JJ Redick has been in 3 Game 7's, and won all of them. Twice with the Clippers, Once with Orlando
>Jimmy Butler is 1-0 in Game 7s
>Mike Scott is 0-1 in Game 7's
>Kawhi Leonard has been in 3, and lost two
>Danny Green as well
>Kyle Lowry is 2-1 in Game 7s
>Marc Gasol is 0-3
for nigs, yes
>Warriors vs Raptors in the Finals
Do we root for, the leaf or the good guys who was built through draft picks
add in
>Craptors are notorious chokers
I’m white tho
physically maybe, mentally nope
We will defeat the evil 76ers in honor of Hinkjinks. His name will NEVER be disrespected again.
>we
Yes, WE.
As in me, you and our rapties. With our powers combined we will vanquish the 76ers once and for all. In honor of Hinkie.
>Leafs think they can stop the process
Hinkie's creation is more powerful than Hinkie himself
you goddamn leafs better stop using his name
>team full of dick suckers born with a silver spoon with NBA parents and managers to train them from birth
>team with Kawhi, a real nigga who just wants to go home to LA,
>team with Lin, a chinese man who fought racism to earn an NBA spot, going from a literally who bench player to a household name
>team with Lowry, your average, every day fat dude who went from poverty to NBA all-star through hard work alone
gee real hard to choose who to root for
>mfw the Rockets trade Harden
>t. completey unaware of the amazing miracle in which we are all part of the same pulsing entity underlying the combined consciousness of our collective being
leave that racist baggage behind you, you’re better than that, user. No need to continue carrying around all those resentments and personal biases. Just try sparking into a higher plane of reasoning and watch the beauty of positivity and love and sparks and Alina Li unfold in your life. You’ll be happy you did :)
You're retarded organization never respected his genius and then fired him before he could bask in the benefits of his hard work.
We will finish you off in his name once and for all. Mark my fucking words.
Adam Silverberg fired him you retard
And you did nothing to stop it. Your sins will come back to haunt you.
this post woke me
Based and sparkpilled
What the fuck is that?
i hate you
this woke post me
So now that it's all said and done.
Who would you pick?
that’s okay. still
>nipseyhussle
hold up
Not happening
>the sixers fired hinkie
wew
imagine forgetting that silver himself directly meddled in sixers affairs because 'muh polished product' and 'muh no tanking allowed'
Lelkers would take that. They get the big name which is all they care about, and the Rockets get a bunch of young chuckers
sorry but we don't take no-talent floppers. only players with integrity need apply
threadly reminder that we are currently living in objectively the most kino T I M E L I N E
truly, what an amazing time to be a fan of good basketball. Count your sparks and blessings folks :)
And yet a team that never hired him with a fanbase that actively attacked the process is his new ally? The Raptors just bring Hinkie's power level down with their chokery
wasn’t meant for (you)
accidentally quoted you
I have no opinions on the sixers situation you’re discussing. sorry for the false (you) have an awesome night tho
/snakes/ tomorrow fellas. could be the last /snakes/ of the season. i sure hope not though.
Boston is dead!
why didn't CP3 just let curry practice shooting on his court, but before practice lower the rim by 2 inches so curry's gets fucked up?
seems like that would have been a better mind game than just telling him no
Based and Wiltpilled
>could be the last /snakes/ of the season
how many times do i have to say this and be proven correct
TORONTO WILL CHOKE
Cp3 got what he had coming. Life served him up good. When you aren't living right and you aren’t doing right Life has a funny little way of coming right back and humbling your ego-ridden pathetic ass. You gotta reap what you sow. C should have known you can’t create lasting flames with those dampened little petty ass sparks he was working with.
mobile.twitter.com
B E S T T I M E L I N E
didn't think it was possible to build a team more unlikeable than the memiors but I'll be damned if that nerd didn't do it
You sound scared m8
"we're killing the deer and going on to beat the warriors" turned into "FUCK EMBIITCH" real quick. sounds like toronto fans have readjusted their stupid expectations
fuck is it with flips and hestia
We're killing the deer and beating the Warriors
Fuck Embitch
Manchild/10
should we just ban all the pinoyfaglets?
i want to learn more about my rapties
Funny you mention this. Philosophers have pondered for centuries how to predict decisions which will create sparks in the hearts and minds of men. And I’ve been wondering if the Rockets themselves are all so different than these philosophers?
Coach Mike D'Antoni and the James Harden pondered the source of their team’s spark this postseason, searching the Rocket’s vast open sparkyness for something solid, something lasting, something sparky! What Harden and company came up with was the great art of exaggerated iso-ball, mismanagement of the shot clock on literally every possession, flopping, and long distance chucking. Harden himself seems to have developed a keen strategy of flailing all of his limbs like a seizure victim and diving to the floor as soon as a defender is within 5 feet of him. His signature move seems to be traveling and then wraping his lanky body around his defenders as he flops about, needlessly, throwing his head back feinting anguish and searching for reprimands in the form of free-throws from the refs. The rockets and Harden have built an unlikely foundation for a spark, and that is likely why they met their dampened end in G6 at the hands of the sparky Dubs.
Maybe next time the Rockets will attempt to form their sparks in a less dampened environment
cringe
nerds rise up
im watching lebron's highlights bros...
literally the most alpha thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm in full tears here having witnessed greatness.
This is a 10/10 post. Short and Sweet. Concise. To the point. Zero fat on this post right here. Really good stuff, user!
I liked what you had to say and I appreciate you for having said it. Thanks for contributing and for helping to make this little corner of the 4channel into a place that we can call home :)
Interview with Nikola Jokic
>"And your nickname, Big Honey. Who created this and why?
Oh God, no. Haha. That is not my nickname. Don't tell people that f**got name is mine haha. My name is Nikola. Even call me Joker. Anything but not Big Honey. It sounds like a gay film star."
Holy Fucking based
>known for being Alpha in times when being Alpha is needed
That’s just GSW Basketball my friend. They always got the spark when it counts :)
Like that time Draymond single handedly cost them the finals by being obsessed with mens genitals?
This is your average (((Memeiors))) fan. Say something nice about him
im a ltiteral chad doe
Kek! user why you gotta bring up old shit!? Can we please stay focused on the present? It’s better here now than it was back then anyways
Not to mention, you should kno that every team must go thru their trials and tribulations. After all, we cannot appreciate the sunny days without a few rainy ones :)
and even the great Tom Brady must live with 18-1 just as the great Dubs must live with 3-1. At the end of the day it drives the spark which ignites the flame of unlocked potential and greatness. It’s the blessing of a lesson well learned.
Here an now tho, Dubs are on top once again and Harden’s met a dampened end to his sparkless season of chucking and flopping. Let’s just bask in the awesomeness that is today for a bit..
>bandwagons the most plastic of all plastic teams in a foreign country
>chad
> Implying either of those teams makes the finals
Please kys
James Harden is better than Kobe Bryant
Weary is he who bears the burden of hate in his heart, user. For is it not tiresome carrying all those resentments and personal biases around with you?
terrible post tbqhfam
I love you sparky bro! Keep doing your thing brother..your hope and positivity keeps me going in this cruel, harsh and chaotic world :)
Anyone else think KD is going to stay in Oakland?
I mean, if Curry, Klay, and KD are already acknowledging him as their best player, isn't that all he wants? To be known as their best player?
By the way, he facetimed Bob Myers during last nights game. Sounds like theyre very close.
He wants to be known as the best player by the fans
I don't think there is a better player than KD that's currently in the league.
literally looks like a baboon lol
How long will Silver allow the Lakers to be bad for?
I am loving every second of this. Kidd is such an obvious troublemaker that it has to be intentional.
glad I could give a spark to those in need! just remember to pay it forward by always trying your best to be a good person in everything you do. That’s all any of us can do really :) Win or lose, at the end of the day, the caliber of our character is what truly matters. How are we molding ourselves through our successes and failures. How are we conducting ourselves? Composing ourselves? and as long as we keep challenging ourselves to be better, I think we can expect the Dubs to keep setting their bar higher too. That’s the beauty of a sparky outlook, it creates synchronicities in life which align our destinies to to love, positivity and greatness
17 hours bros :)
gsw fans secretly wants him to leave
I feel you man. I’m hyped too :) almost feel spoiled this postseason has been so great to witness. God damn I do fucking love (LeDramaless) playoff basketball tho!
Whether or not that's true will never be admitted by fans as long as he's on the Warriors
That's a paradox though. Fans don't want to admit he's good because he's on the Warriors, but also curse him for being on the Warriors. Obviously the latter is because he's good and both of them don't need each other.
If only that was as easy as you make it sound fren
GS is certainly doing everything in their power to make him stay. It's probably 50/50 he stays Tbh
>its 100% he stays
my nuggies will win tonight
just ran the numbers. It's 90% KD leaves
>tonight
you mean dame time?
Dame will slay the Zionist menace once and for all. Jokerberg and Murraystein are finished.
You knicks fans are just setting yourselves up for disappointment.
Free agents are not dying to go to a disfunctional org and live in a tiny apartment.
Doesn't SF unironically have higher rents than NYC these days? kek
You mean meme time?
You can still get a house with a front yard in SF. Plus they are winning titles so it is different.
It's only a meme if it isn't true
theres no such thing as dame time. stop it
>You can still get a house with a front yard in SF
for 10 billion dollars
I got Portland and the Sixers winning tomorrow, but both obviously lose quick next round.
How many players are capable of doing what he's done in late game situations?
have you been tested for high BBIQ?
probably at least 20
I wasn't big at first, but I'm starting to believe in Vogel. With Kyrie and a few other peices, we are probably the #4 seed next playoffs.
Assuming we don't get crushed by injuries again.
Never had it tested, but make good money with it
These are multi-million dollar athletes. Cost of living means jack shit to them.
>fans
seems to me like you’re talking about casuals, user. And who really gives a flying fuck what they think anyways!? Durant may be a bit redundant on GSW but anyone who is a truly unbiased observer of the game cannot deny his greatness.
The fact that there are people who think Durant’s greatness is legitimately being called into question is just confirmation that there are many casuals still yapping about shit they don’t understand. these are people who don’t actually watch the games. These are the same people who live off hot takes they get from their media manipulator feedback loops which only further serve to reinforce whatever current drivel is being shilled on their social media and news outlets they hoard to for prepackaged opinions which they think will make them sound in the loop
Fuck the casuals and their opinions. Yes, GSW is OP’d, but people forgetting Rockets took them to 7 last year and Durant still has big shoes to fill and tests to yet pass. Durant is great and we get to see him be great on a historically great team... which is really just pretty great if you think about it
tbqhtho I really liked seeing Dubs play w/o Durant again and if it were up to me we would get a Durantless GSW for the rest of this postseason and Curry with a real chance to prove he still got that vintage spark and finally gets the finals MVP w/o the DurantSafetyNet.. That would be So. God. Damn. Fucking. Kino. but we’ll probably have to settle for the next best thing - another Dubs chip with another Durant MVP... oh well, life can be tough like that sometimes, wat you gonna do? :)
All time maybe. There's like 3 or 4 clutch shooters like Dame in today's league and they're all hall of famers
what team do you follow?
Not him but the Blazer's fanbase is like the MENSA of the NBA
>who really gives a flying fuck what they think anyways!
KD
Maybe they will put Kd on a minutes restriction next series, and we can try to make the two "schools" come together
the harder it is, the sweeter the taste of your success will be, user :)
No tree becomes rooted and sturdy unless many a wind assails it. For by its very tossing it tightens its grip and plants its roots more securely; the fragile trees are those that have grown in a sunny valley.
mensa is a meme. brazilarry builds spaceships for jeff bezos and tesla
who /drinkingalone/ right now
how much adderall are you on? noreally? gimme a ballpark figure?
True enough fren
>For by its very tossing it tightens its grip
kinda like your mother
I don't really have a team per say. Last ones I really loved watching were the 2011 Mavs and the 2008 Celtics. But many others have been fun to watch too.
Lakers getting Kyrie KD AD and Kawhi.... league fucked
damn cuz you didn't have to slap him on the neck
stfu, faggots
lmaoooooo
>based larry
theres no coming back from that smackdown
see you in the finals blazies
this has to be a samefag, it's too good
>we
>lakers
>assuming
>big
>peices
>#4 seed
>next playoffs
>next
>playoffs
>actually thinks I would let an evil Rx take grip upon my life
No user, I prefer to ingest something a bit.. sparkier.. something that doesn’t dull or dim my perspective, but rather, enhances and envigorates it :)
put me in the screencap
viagra?
you sound old
Meet you there bro
Based David West btfoing blogbois
savaged
meyers leonard?
top fucking lel
Guys my two favorite teams are playing tomorrow and they're both gonna be eliminated :(. These next 24 hours are gonna be horror.
where did all the harden posters go?
>t. Westbrick
bopped him
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LOS LAKERS AND THEIR FANBASE
check the time
What did he meant by that quote user?
"hits vape" 2 teams?
Just downed a tall can and had some coke left from last night. Woooooooooo
me in the bottom right corner
The same place as westbrook defenders
hell
see
>had some coke left from last night
gowiz quit posting while high
No idea who that is but I wouldn’t mind another line
Who is your favorite Blazer Yea Forums?
how many games do the lakers win next year?
70? 60?
never tried it. hopefully will never have to. I don’t judge those that take it tho. if I’m being honest, which I always try to do to the best of my ability, I still have not truly come to terms with the fact that my sex drive will one day fail me, as all men will find if they live long enough :( it’s the one demon I’m not yet ready to face, even hypothetically. As a man, i just exsparkt it must truly rattle you to the core to be deprived of that which you’ve come to know as such an integral part of your existence.
My dick works real well right now and I’m very grateful for that. These are the good times guys - The times when the Dubs are on top and my dick still works great. These times will be always be cherished, even moreso when the good times are gone and the bad times come knocking on my door once again :)
zack
i could really use another ounce of herb right now
With Lelbron, 35
Without Lelbron, 45
nu-Yea Forums doesn't understand roasts anymore. I can tell you're samefagging.
80
The Last Jailblazer
Honestly I rather have an ounce of shrooms than coke but beggars etc etc
He meant that he’s an out of touch old white dude whose been surrounded by young black guys his whole career. Like what, you exsparkted him to have some brilliant insights on how to solve racial tension in this country? You think anyone is qualified to give blanket advice or criticism to the entire country lol. Pop is human just like the rest of us, big suprise!
Meanwhile ty lue is catching a bus back to niggerville
Bad boys bad boys, whatchu gonna do
where is that? did lue get greedy?
how good was nurk?
At his best, a top 10 center in the league and one of the top 5 traditional centers
He was playing the best basketball of his career until he got injured and absolutely would have pushed the Blazers to the WCF and possibly even the finals. With him, Enes would be healthy and our bench would be unstoppable offensively.
>le virtue signaling military-industrial complex man
Retire already. To put it nicely.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, CHUCK. I DRINK IT UP!
based and milkshakepilled
bought a 0.70eurocent panini sticker packet for shits and giggles
5 stickers, giannis, exum, gorgui dieng, tyler johnson, drayboon
how well did i do animefags
Did that guy who trolled westbrook into going on a rant a few weeks ago ever post the full video that he said would exonerate him and prove westbrook was the real racist?
i still see his shadows in my room..
Larry’s samefagging is nothing new. We think it’s kinda cute actually in a very pathetic kind of way and we let him carry on :)
Friendly reminder LeBrick is barely a top 10 player and was a product of the NBA panicking that Jordan was gone and propped him up as the next great.
high quality and unbiased posts. thanks for being awesome you guys
are the knicks /our/ team?
>Jason Kidd will sign on as an assistant
Sixers will regret not making this move as a way to help SImmons get to the next level. Instead, they will continue to allow Simmons to manage his own offseason training, since that worked so well when they allowed Fultz to do it.
My niggies finna go to the WCF :)
Daily reminder that Robert Horry was greater than Michael Jordan, and there's nothing you faggots can do about it.
>this window will close in 3 seconds
>the trip faggot thinks they are in any position to call anyone out on anything ever
holy shit the absolute state of Yea Forums
All teams left are "bad guys" theory:
>gsw obviously, pic related, larry mafia can only convince zoomers that this memechucking atrocity is better than old gsw with best uniforms, lovable underdog aura
>filfadelfia obviously, medical joe & 0 pts man
>toronto got biggest collection of mercenaries that are ready to give another offseason blow to demoralised but loyal canadians
>portland got interracial tranny connoisseur fans & some forgivable shittiness getting through cracks
>bucks only seem good because of freshness, another "championship mercenaries" built team (at least bench), giannis is a reminder that any 7 feet guy who rolls agility of normal person can dominate the sport and now it's 20 free throws time
>denver is tough case, but can only stumble into championship through opponents injuries & fatiguing everyone with altitude bs; not gonna be enjoyable and good guys win should always feel great
Denver seems like best option, Jokic & Milsap can win with Jason Terry tier playoff perfomance and get back to being meme team next year when West can really become WILD & have 12 playoff contending teams.
do you rate them?
>Supports winners, not losers
>not a chad
Uhh...
Could Shaq have been the GOAT if he had MJ's mindset and took himself and his health more seriously?
Should Nikola Jokic apologize for being white?
MJ didn't take his health seriously
He was a smoker and drinker
That Embiid guy is kind of a cunt desu
they were two seperate statements
"if he had mj's mindset" and "if he took his health more seriously"
easily, same with lebron
Ty Lue is being paid to do nothing right now
What's so bad about Frank Vogel
His coaches played him 38 mins per game even in the regular season. He could've been the GOAT if he got Giannis/Kawhi treatment and had some load management.
Only if he leads the Nuggies to the championship.
niggies finna git dabbed on tonite by som trill ill niggas
Shaq wouldve had at least 30000 points if he even remotely cared about free throws
>runs easily from Chuck
>Despite being 50% of air time, LeShannon Sharpe commits only 13% of good arguments
>both teams play hard my man, so let's play defence and grind ourself into dust in regular season
>thank god it's east and we don't injure ourself like memphis
>so what that best team practices load management, i'm better than redditovich
>what the fuck you mean you can't score, Roy? we need you to score, it's Chris Bosh and Udonis Haslem, Roy. Are you not gonna develop any offensive game & consistency, Roy? Fuck it, i will play you anyway, 1-2-3 DEFENCE
>Gifts Miami 2 games, 1 is absolute blunderfuckfest it was literally painfull to watch
>See, I told you I'm better than redditovich, at least I didn't blunder in finals
>Miami plays Mario Chalmers at PG? Welp, I'm gonna play even shittier PG then, or fuck it, Lance just go do some crazy shit against best small ball defence & fastbreak team@YOLO@20 TO's per game.
>tried same shit in Orlando in current year game, gave up but gonna deal with LeProducer
Won't be as bad with AD arrival, but you can guess where this is going. McGee gonna be his new Hibbert.
Nuggets and 76ers win tonight
Nuggers aren't winning shit, burgerlad.
This. Portland posters are delusional. I feel sorry for Canada, but you can just feel the choke coming on.
Also
> There are people in this thread who think the Warriors are making the finals
gonna wear my banana shirt to church lads
Nuggets will win
>Mom cancelled our plans for dinner, told me she’ll take a rain check
God Shaq missing free throws was easily the most infuriating part of being a Lelkers fan ever
My mom got eaten out this morning
Youre welcome btw
At least your moms is still alive.
Reminder that the seventy shitsers are only going to be in the playoffs for another 12 hours or so
enjoy being relevant while you still can
Cased and bread oilled
>canada won’t choke
>this is our year la!
right. anyway, predictions for bucks-sixers ECF?
Can both Craptors and Shitxers lose? Either of them reaching the ECF,even potentially finals means
>the process was somewhat of a success
>perennial chokers craptors unchoked
Shitposting about how much of a fraud they are will be less enjoyable.
>mfw blazers beat the shit outta nuggies tonite
Suxers JUST got 40balled in Toronto a few days ago and have been the worst away team of any team left in the playoffs and the 70-IQ philthy fans on /nba/ still believe my raptor aren’t going to send them packing with ease because they were nice enough not to eliminate their team in front of their own fans
>perennial chokers craptors unchoked
They didn't tho, kawaii is clutch as fuck he's gonna take them to ECF alone tonight
You're at the very least cooking dinner for your mom today, right user?
>turn down getting paid for wearing a tie and letting Lebron coach the team because you think you deserve 5 years instead of the standard 3 years
... i did the dishes ok
my mom said she would meet me for lunch at 12:00 it's 11:30 and I haven't gotten so much as a text back. I think she forgot
someone give this man a max contract
Now GSW beat the Rockets and will win the title again, who cares about the rest of the playoffs?
>The Celts still have to find out what Al Horford wants to do. The veteran can opt out of the approximately $29 million he has coming next year, and, according to a league source, Horford would like to stay.
>The source added that he'd take a more team-friendly number for next season if he can get two more years tacked on.
>paying a 33 year old Horford $20~ million for 2-3 more years
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Your divegrass memes have to power here Dimitri
I sure don't
Blazers finna get dabbed on.
>my mom said she would meet me for lunch at 12:00 it's 11:30 and I haven't gotten so much as a text back. I think she forgot
She didn't forget, she's just knee deep in dick right now
youtube.com
figured you guys might want to take a look. it's a 30 minute documentary on american import players in german semi-pro leagues. the german voice overs are not too heavy.
He was still the best player on their team this post season you dumb flip
That's a really nice fagbow he's got there, nugger.
imagine competing for 7 games just to get the shit beat out of you by this man
I want the Bucks to make it to the finals just to watch KD guard Giannis.
>That's a really nice fagbow he's got there, nugger.
Y..you won't be mocking when the Nuggets shove it up Portland's ass tonight
Blazers and the rapties tonight lads dont @ me
>Faced two literal WNBA teams
Imagine the Bucks when they face an actual NBA team (76ers) or I guess a literal WNBA team (Choketors)
Hey friend, just thought you coulduse some pointers. The WNBA team is a women's league. Neither the Raptors, the Celtics, nor the Pistons are in the WNBA. They are in fact all male teams. You seem to be confused because you prefaced your comments with the word "literal". The word "literal" means that the comment you are making is entirely sincere and not a wild metaphor or rogue comparison in any capacity. As it stands, your post is factually false. You might be ESL, so I just wanted to help. :)
fucken epic!!!!
Shouldn't you be channeling your literal autism to take care of your mother on Mother's day?
yall feeling threatened
On mother's day?
mental illness doesn't take days off
So 's Autism is in full swing I see
your frantic struggle to get calls in your favor is positively hardenesque. i feel bad for your mom.
So do I. She's been dead for over a year
KYRIE SUCKS
Curry is a literal cuck lol. Admitted my Ayesha
She only wishes that were true.
> still 3 hours until the Blazers and Nuggets game
heh
what's unlikable about trash talking the opponent? why dont you just admit you hate the warriors because they win all the time
>76ers vs Raptors start at 1am
haha wow i know the raptors just mysteriously choked hard on a close out game in philly like 3 days ago and also helped to boost philly's morale but i'm sure they'll magically start balling up tonight to beat the shitxers!! go raptor!!
>babby's first time watching basketball
9 times out of 10, the team with homecourt advantage wins the series.
>Nipsey Hustle
Wayment
>the refs and coaches should be 50% women
is that nuclear powell? if yes im with you 100%
How are our northern brethren gearing up for Kawhi's final home game as a Raptor?
>officiating crew for raptors vs sixers:
>scott foster
>tony brothers
>jason phillips
WEW LOL
>ex wife uploaded a private photo on her Facebook timeline
who the fuck is the snakes rapties game gonna be rigged for? if you rig for snakes, you get big money. connversely, rapties have a p big win/loss record with tony brothers officiating (iirc its something like 14-1)
Post it
literally who
>not clutch
Reminder that if Curry had 33 points in the 1st half too then the GSW would've won by 38 points.
thats not how it works bro
might be a lot of fouls, fug.
GO SNAKES
Yes it is stormin’ Norman
>not circle of snakes
OMG all these series are going to game 7
BEST SPORT EVARRR
>If Curry scored 66 points on the game it would’ve been a blowout
No shit dumbass. Tell me more about how the Rocecks would have won last year if they didn’t miss 27 straight.
Except for the Celtics and Rockets because they suck
Holy shit they're showing fucking Overwatch on ABC
I don't know how Vogel and Lebron gonna get along.
>overwatch
wew
didn't know people still played that. thought that BASED TF2 might have shit it out of existence. what happened after they added the ginger girl?
Thunder suck dick.
>A goober-ass team with Jokic aren’t clearly good guys
>The Bucks, who have what may be the greatest international player ever and a bunch of cast-offs and second-rounders, aren’t clearly good guys
>inb4 Tony brothers gets escorted out of the arena
>blogposting
Porzingis got glassed in his fucking baltic shithole
Nice
You now remember the Baron Davis Warriors before they became the (((Memeiors)))
Silver doesn't rig games for faggots
>statpadding refball babbies
>winners
>who have what may be the greatest international player ever
Bullshit.
Tim Duncan is the greatest international player ever.
Silver tried his hardest to rig game 4 for the Celtics, bud
>who have what may be the greatest international player
Holy shit begone you fucking zoomers. Imagine disrespecting Hakeem like this because you’re 13 and you don’t even know who he is
twitter.com
Porzingis is a pussy wtf
Unsurprised that this bitch can only overpower women
>Get humiliated by a smaller man
>thots still rush to you like whores
Pffff
>>overwatch
>wew
>didn't know people still played that.
Mfw I play Heroes of the storm
the first step is realising you have a problem. Don't be ashamed of yourself and seek help. It can get better!
This.
heroes is based though, overwatch is a dogshit because it tries to moba
Bros I'm worried the Raptors will choke
just play a real game like Tekken ffs
Do you think the fat midget Kyle Lowry is sweating profusely right now
finished TLOU last week for the second time. it's a really good game.
dont say that on Yea Forums.
>reeee normie game
>reeee women character without huge tits
>sculpin
>weed
>nice bonglet
confirmed for Cali bro
>Started playing it again
>AI Elite not remotely hard
>Try Quick Match
>Lose 6 times in a row
Jokes on me I guess--I thought they balanced quick match
thanks but i don't go there and i don't care about their opinions either. it's generally a good idea to keep your own enjoyment of something separate of the public discourse on it.
>flag
>shit taste
Checks out.
>reeee women character without huge tits
>implying Yea Forums doesn't love DFCs
depends how hard he's fucking your mom
>lakeys get kawhi
>get Kyrie through sign and trade for Ingram/Kuzma/Rondo
>get Deandre Jordan and trevor ariza to ring chase for vet min.
>ray allen comes out of retirement
Ball/Kyrie/Kawhi/Lebron/Jordan
bench: Ray Allen, Seth Curry, Kenneth Farried, James Ennis
how many chips does this team win?
you people put ketchup on your kebabs. i had one in lyon. it was awful.
Dubs are fucked whether or not he leaves so they might as well try to keep him. Because of some luxury tax thing they can only sign one player for like 5.5 mil, or bet min only players. They couldn’t even afford to keep Boogie at this point even if Durant left.
>implying I'm a frog
>implying I eat muzzie food
*gulps* OH NO A REAL 7 FOOTER.
how? did last night not prove that they're still a top 5 team without kd?
God I love that game. There’s no way the 2nd one doesn’t dilute the franchise with some sort of >muh equality SJW narrative.
Most overrated: Kyle Kuzma
Most underrated: Brandon Ingram
Best player: LeBron James
Key new addition: hopefully Kyrie/Kawhi
Could surprise: Lonzo Ball
Take a leap year: Lonzo Ball
Prove it year: Lonzo Ball
right now they are but they wouldn’t be able to keep that up for a whole season; Iggy can’t hold up for even 75% of a season. They’re still top 5 though, sure.
>even the nuggies coach says jokic looks like a fat fuck
Iggy is the only player I could see falling off soon. I'd agree there. However, the og core of the team can still go for a while. I mean how old is Curry? Can't be over 32 rn
>vogel
Shoulda just gave Lue his contract with him as the assistant. Could always just buy Lue out when Lebron retires anyway.
Imagine if Jokic worked out LITTLE BIT?
10 years of domination.
Do this for your team too.
For the Lakers:
Most Overrated: Kyle Kuzma
Most Underrated: Brandon Ingram
Best Player: LeBron James
Key New Addition: No one?
Could Surprise: LeBron James
Takes a Leap: Lonzo Ball
Prove it year: Brandon Ingram
>Jockitch
Unpopular Opinion; D’Angelo Russell is a better fit for the Celtics then KyrieIrving - Prove Me Wrong
Hakeem represented America at the Olympics
Blazers
Most Overrated: Aminu
Most Underrated: Seth Curry
Best Player: Lillard
Key New Addition: Kanter
Could Surprise: Jake Layman
Takes a Leap: Zach Collins
Prove it year: Meyers Leonard (every year)
Hakeem is worse than even Peja Stojakovic what are you talking about
i'm trying to imagine some vapid shit like that getting in the way of my enjoyment, but i literally can't. your mind must be a dark place. the internet did you bad.
>Celties
>Most Overrated: Danny Ainge
>Most Underrated: Marcus Smart
>Best Player: Horford
>Key New Addition: Kevin Durant
>Could Surprise: Tatum
>Takes a Leap: Jaylen
>Prove it year: Hayward
>want my blazies to win but would get swept by warriors
>nuggets favorites of beating the warriors
What do
Play Anoobarak family. He's op and not too hard to learn. I started busting him out again in ranked again because he gets banned 85% of games. I thought he was boring but as far as tanks go it's not too bad. Just build for his hardened carapace and cocoon at 10.
>having this little faith in Zach Collins: Warrior's Bane
What part of Portland are you from bro
Inchallah my raptor wins tonight !
is hack a ben a thing yet ?
Put everything on GS Tbh. Not a great value but easy money after their Rocket win.
>Key new addition: hopefully Kyrie
If Kyrie joins my Lakies, I'm going to officially become full-time Denver fan
GS isn't beating the Bucks. If 2019 is truly as dank as God is having is to believe ot is, Warriors won't even make the finals
looks like over 208.5 is free money
>being so tilted by a mean comment you turn into a passive aggressive woman
Chill out, germ.
Cryrie, now that you're confirmed bust what's next for your career
>Well, Craig, it's time for me to SHOWTIME my skills in LA!
Ky, scoring hard points every single time is called being Carmelo, not showtime
>And just like with flat earth, you have to question public narrative
Lebron again? Frank Vogel as a coach? Kidd is counting on Lonzo being his padavan...
>I'm changed man now, Craig. I'm cool with Bron, I sang a slow jam to him.
Yeah, that was kinda ga-
>And as for coaching, it's not that crucial. I've just been coached by supposedly best coach in NBA... And? Before that we won finals with Tyrone Lue lmao. Coaching is a meme, Craig
I hope you and AD get called Denzel by senile Jack Nicholson. Fuck you!
>Thanks, I appreciate it Craig!
Jokic's Popeye's Spinach are three litres of coke
>it's generally a good idea to keep your own enjoyment of something separate of the public discourse on it.
Truth. I don't tell anyone about my furry fetish. Plebs don't get it
Porzingis got BTFO by a bunch of Russians in his own country lmfao what a meme.
>gowiz
Pre-match F for the Nugs.
>According to the report, Porzingis was in Liepaja and visited multiple clubs in the area for some sort of celebration. During the night, a group confronted him and were "supposedly upset with the fact that he'd switched teams down here in the States."
kek based Knick fans got hitters everywhere (except on the court)
>langlets
>fat Italian construction contractors from Staten Island find Porzingis in butffuck nowhere Latvia and rough up his meatballs
absolute kino
>has a chance to live shithole
>still visits
According to (((tmz))) he got rushed by some Russian Knick fans
>Knick fans got hitters everywhere (except on the court)
multikillllll
Betcha didn’t think we wouldn’t find ya eh kid? Get ya lanky ass outta here. Mr. BAMBINO says hello. Glass em Vito
lanklet should have gotten lynched, disrespecting a victory day like that. latvians are all subhuman scum, almost as low tier 'people' as lithuanians.
>tfw fell for the blazies bandwagon
>have no confidence in them today
Should I go back to the warriors or fuck with the rapties?
Is it still winter in Canada?
>But then KP was leaving, his guys got into an argument with the russians and things escalated frome there. So one of KPs buddies supposedly had to be resuscitated, one got hit by a metal chair and KPs arm might be broken (not confirmed). A little more on those russians - locals say they pretty much are going around looking for troble, one stabbed a man right in the same town last year.
>might have broken his arm
OH NO NO NO ((((CUBAN)))) PLEASE SAVE US AHHHH
MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN MiSsIoN
>tore acl
>raped a woman
>got jumped by russkies in his own city
>broken arm
>footage of him bloodied and shoving a woman out the way
Yikes
decided to root for the nuggets because their starting five has a more harmonious jersey number combination. 3/4/14/15/27 is more pleasing to look at than 00/0/3/4/8.
you know the home teams are going to win right?
I still wonder why every players contract doesn't have some "you can't visit a third world shithole" clause in it. Baseball loses like 5 players a year in the offseason because they get killed visiting their home countries by laughably unsafe vehicles or angry gambling people, or just arrested and they're not allowed to leave
>footage of him bloodied and shoving a woman out the way
damn, dude got his ass beat and his first thought is to assault a woman? What a scumbag. Maybe the sjws are right...
And despite all the parts of the story the headline is of course "PORZINGIS ATTACKS WOMAN" as if gently moving someone who is in your way and refusing to move is the ultimate crime
imagine winning the life lottery yet still being that fucking stupid
gsw they're winning another chip bro
see you in the finals kawhi
Kristapped jumpedzingis
does he have tickets
>people believed in the Trailblazers
Lol no good players over 6’4
Bill Walton was a better player and accomplished more than Dirk Nowitzki
Which of these teams doesn't get swept by the Warriors?
My Niggets can run, shoot and defend against the Warriors. Jamal Murray will get loose with it for a game or two, and they can’t stop our big man
>0-6
>0 points
What did Lillard mean by this?
People latched their hopes onto a fraud who whined his way to an all nba first team
Yea Forums is autistic
Not that guy but that trailer that immediately cuts to the female protagonist making out with another girl definitely felt forced and for no reason other than to pander
blazers are a second half team. Lillard time doesn't start till the 4th quarter. I'll be surprised if this lead isn't cut to 2 or 3 by the end of the 3rd and the blazers don't blow them out
Yea Forums told me Damian Lillard was clutch af... wtf bros?
Doing his best Curry impression
sometimes i dunk on teenage edgelords with my shpiels of superiority for fun. i'll be honest here because the intellectual starvation of your generation terrifies me.
juxtaposition and contrast are highly effective cinematic methods to convey what is not easily conveyed with just words. the first layer of juxtaposition puts the brightly lit festival, with teenagers enjoying themselves the way only they can, against the bleak seattle jungle gameplay scenes. the camera circles around, leading from a kiss to a scene of ellie stabbing some asshat in the neck until he bleeds to death, suggesting just how thin the line between the safe and unsafe spaces is. at the end of that sequence, the camera circles back the same way. the transitions are smooth, seamless; maybe they aren't transitions as much as different states of the same thing. maybe the kiss is as violent as the slit throat. maybe the slit throat is not much different from a kiss. it's a fucked up world.
the second layer is in the dialogue cues. the playful exchange between ellie and dina on how much of a threat ellie is to the boys at the festival ends with dina telling ellie: "oh, they should be terrified of you." ellie answers with a smile that is as innocent as it is genuinely happy, while we all just witnessed her, the "wolf", slaughter a dozen of people, promising to kill every single one of them in the reveal trailer. the game will explore the deeply rooted psychological conflict at the essence of her character. i am curious if its writing will rival joel's mind oscillating between slowly allowing himself back into a caring father figure role and growing into even more of a psychopath in the process.
meanwhile, here you are, your conditioning firing on all cylinders, belching up all the redpills you happily swallowed. yeah uuh girls kissing isn't that like SJW and feminists and uh librul MSM uh jews. yeah uh isn't that like pandering uuh.
i'm really glad i did not grow up in your generation.
Is this a pasta? It reads like a pasta.
based and saved
alright hans back to der üniversity and your film class
>5'2 woman gets in between of men fighting
>Porzingis moves her stupid ass aside
>OMG ASSAULT
At least he didn't get shot by an incel or a gang member.
Because the NBA wants to globalize
murphy is the most useless starting pg in the league
It’s overrated Both in Hate and Love.
Gameplays hardly remarkable, the ending is kinda retarded and no one is likeable outside of “aww. Little girls and their big protective papa”. Also the trailers were deceptive as fuck.
7/10.
>his team doesn't have an elite, muscular, clutch player from lehigh university
how can teams that don't have cj mccollum compete?
The refs because they play for them
Very bold coming from an American
shut the fuck up hanz
Warriors must be nervous as fuck. They can easily crush a Portland team but they’d have legit issues if going against Joker now that KD can’t even out their weakness to Bigs
>you
>too
BLAZIES RAPTIES FINALS
faggot leaf jinxed it.
Fortunately, Dame loves showing up against the Warriors. He has a chance to spoil his hometown team.
LGTSS
>Nuggest
>They can easily crush a Portland team
welp
you must be new because portland has gotten the shit kicked out of them every time they play in the playoffs. They are literal a worst version of golden state
indisputable ultimate irrefutable and final proof that IT did nothing wrong
>ignoring that one time the blazers literally btfo the warriors by 50 points during their 73-9 season
Blazers got their number this time, and they're vulnerable without KD.
Curry vs Curry in the WCF
Seth about to drop the series winning 3 point shot in game 7 over his brother
do the Blazers have a chance against warriors?
I'm 3/3 so far on picks. Guess who my fourth team is?
Anyone remember that video of Kevin Durant telling CJ McColum that Portland will never win a championship right to his face?
Do I dare believe CJ will get the last laugh?
>4 4s
>4444
TRUESTO
LeBoomer
>see you in the finals giannis
Damn bro, where has this fucking wisdom been all my life.
THIS IS ME!
BACK ON THE BLAZIES WAGON, NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT!
Nuggets training staff should get all the ridicule, Jokic should be in better shape, but for now he's looking like a poor man's Shaq with none of the physical dominance. He's just fat.
confess here if you were one of the faggots who thought the blazers were going to lose to okc or denver
I hate Kate Beirness talks like a fucking man
If the Clippers can take them to 6 the Blazies should be able to go 7. Doubt they win the eries though.
4-1 warriors.
Nuggets would’ve been tougher because Home team advantage and Jokah but the blazers? Waaay too undersized.
Switched over to TNT for the next game. Man of Steel is such a dope movie.
>Pull up 2
>Ever being the best shot
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN "HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS WET ASS JUMPER I'M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIX TAPE OF 2019" LILLARD
CJ "AFTER I BUTTFUCKED DUKE I BUTFUCKED AUSTIN RIVERS GIRL" MCCOLLUM
JUSUF "I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY MOTHER FUCKING MANTLE" NURKIC
AL-FAROUQ "I LOOK SO SLEEPY CAUSE I REFUSE TO BE WOKE" AMINU
MO "SHUT YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY D AND DROP TREYS IN YOUR RETARDED FACE" HARKLESS
ENES "POLITICAL EXILE STATUS DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I'M ASS RAMING YOUR FRONT COURT" KANTER
RODNEY "I PLAYED LIKE SHIT IN CLEVELAND CAUSE FUCK HELPING THAT BITCH LEBRON" HOOD
JAKE "OUT WORKING YOU ON THE COURT AND FINISHING STRONG IN YOUR MOM" LAYMAN
EVAN "I GET PAID TO RUN THE BEST BENCH IN THE LEAGUE" TURNER
ZACH "TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP CALLING ME I'M BUSY SHITTIN ON THESE BITCHES" COLLINS
MEYERS "7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER" LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA!
JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY IN RIP CITY!
My Blazies are in the WCF
stfu nerd
whelp I guess the finals turn out like we all thought it would. Giannis will end the memiors
>lillard
IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS BROS
>see you in the finals kawhi
ftfy
we're going to the finals, fuck all the haters
everybody doubted this team and we proved them wrong
suck my dick jokbitch and denver
suck my dick
Not so fast
this is the end
twitter analyst lebron is the worst thing of the season
if the warriors werent so OP we would be having the best nba playoffs since years
We will WIN
>no KD
>broken Cousins
>older and shittier bench
This is the best moment actually
how does Aldridge feel
Cousins is back game 1
Both Cousins and KD are playing next round
warriors in 3
Even though this semen slurping sport is trash, at least the good guys Trailblazies advanced :)
>KD
wtf, wasn't he ded?
>Listening to sports bloggers
Yeah but let's be real, Cousins is fucked
>We will WIN
you will CHOKE
dont bulli
>winning game 7 without Nurkic or Lillard
impressive
Not even close and piss poor logic
Whatever happens, neither of these fraud teams should be going to the ECF. What a joke
if only denver had a wing that could get buckets and hit open shots
Shut the hell up punk. I eat shit like you for breakfast
pic unrelated
>raptor west advances
Let's hope my raptor east can follow suit
stay woke
and watch more anime
IT is the king of the 4th, why didnt they use him
the raptors are gonna choke, aren’t they?
Lowry 1-13 shooting incoming
>omg he pushed a women
streamable.com
and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch that i ever heard
>why didnt they use him
Because he's still rightfully butthurt about Danny "my heart is cursed now" ainge trading him for a locker room cancer and quitter.
Seriously what the fuck do I do with all these funny Kyrie images?
hmm, no
Kawhi 55 points
Lowry 25 points
Gasol 19 points
Green 18 points
Siakam 29 points
Ibaka 13 points
rest of the bench 30 points
its going to be a fucking BLOWOUT
lmfao
#FleeTheNorth
>Kawhi 55 points
>Buttler with 3
i wish
>believing in Wowry
>not believing in Linsanity
your team absolutely deserves what it is about to get
i'll see you in the finals next year
>Blazers were screwed no matter what
Found my backup sport
>Blazers vs Warriors WCF
There is no reason to watch, Nuggets had a chance, Warriors will ez sweep 4-0.
bruh hes literally gonna walk at a leisurely pace and dislocate his hip. Can't caount on that dude health for shit.
jesus thats the tightest of tight asses
The only reason to watch is curryb owl
>the Nuggets had a chance
>it's not possible they were worse than I thought, they just lost to a team they were vastly superior to because reasons
They COULD have competed with the Warriors if the dubs wouldn't have had KD & Cousins and the Nuggets played at their best. But knowing the zoomer core of Jokic, Murray, Harris, and regular season superstar Millsap, you KNOW they would have lost in 4 and played like absolute retards (besides Jokic).
le based kebab remover fears the fasting turk
the leaf menace coulld be gone forever if philly just wins this game
>Next year
the spurs will take Kyrie for Dejounte Murray right? He plays good defense and has the height and length to keep up with the bigger point guards in the east. Plus he's young and can be crafted into a good playmaker
>westbrook out
>harden out
>jokic out
>now simmons out
friendly reminder that triple doubles are a meme
>the spurs will take Kyrie for Dejounte Murray right?
kek, if they didn't trade for him before, imagine now
Lowry drops a stinker and Philly win in a 20 point blowout. Kawhi leaves Toronto before the end of by Tuesday
simmons gets triple singles
nuggets had a hero in chokić but blazers are unironically the better team
lowry never disappoints with his back against the wall
LETS FRE*KING GOOOOO
NUGGIES LOST????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bit gay that
blazers actually play the warriors close, they might steal a game especially if kd and cousins are out for a long time
>ben simpsons
>triple doubles
Pick one
Bruh only thing the Blazers are better than GSW at is the center position. Curry/Klay is a better version of Portland's backcourt, and Draymond/KD are way better than their wings. Warriors can roll out Kevin Looney, old ass Andrew Bogut, or Jordan Bell and still feast on these guys.
this lad gets it
best thing about the blazers is that everyone gets involved even the last bench guy
also heart and realness
>denver are better than portland they said, nugs in 5
>okc are better than portland they said, okc sweep, westbrick will go off
fans of oppai loli goddesses
neither of those teams have a history of kicking the shit out of portland like the warriors do
Is that fat fellow on Denver always shit in the final minutes? I gotta think that if he was in shape the results would be different
To be fair, Warriors have a history of kicking the shit out of everyone the past couple years.
>based Paul
his spirit lives through the fingertips of the basketball gods
Enjoy this temporary moment in the spotlight, Golden State and Portland. Everybody knows the West runs through LA, and the stars always align in the end. Next year is when the Lakers reclaim the dynasty mantle and all these small markets 15 minutes of fame comes crashing down back to irrelevancy. Kawhi, Lebron, AD. Fuck Portland, fuck Houston, fuck GSW minus KD. Laker greatness will return again.
OK, keep doubting the Blazers.
okc had da land at 4-0 before playoff dame time
>paul allens ghost literally wills his old team a title from the grave
fuck the toronto craptors
Keep doubting the Warriors
looks like I was right again. Keep in mind I posted this when the blazies were down 12. Apologize to me right now
>War torn city
>depreciated court with no net
>using a soccer ball
I rate them, basically like playing ball in downtown la
Reminder based Chuckster had the Trailblazies going to the finals and based Chuckster is never wrong.
He only fucked up on the free throw, but the game was already in desperation mode for them at that moment. Millsap was 4-15 last game and 3-13 today. Murray 7-20 last game, 4-18 today. Harris had a solid 7-11 game today, but he was 4-11 last game. Keep in mind Millsap was brought in for these moments and Murray is "Maple Curry." The 3 best players after Jokic consistently shit the bed, which is why they had to scrape out a win in 7 games vs. the Spurs. They didn't get so lucky this time. He simply can't win with these cats.
LAKER GREATNESS
>all the good guys have made it out of the second round
>so far
go rapties
>Kanter already posting on twitter
I hate Raptors commentary
Rude...
Dude's playing with one arm and can't eat or drink all day because of ramadan. It's just sad if you lose to him at this point.
portland should get a good perimeter defender (bonus points if he can actually score), plus a 14-15 year big man veteran who can help them
basically if they can get al horford and jimmy buckets its over
I love that Kanter is using his platform as an NBA player to speak out about Erdogan's injustices in Turkey but my god he needs to sit down and shut up when it comes to actual basketball. Shit on defense, barely scores and barely rebounds
>all-star and fraudulent all-star
no shit faggot
I'll let you guess which is which
>I love that Kanter is using his platform as an NBA player to speak out about Erdogan's injustices in Turkey
lmao that nigga supports Gulen who is a CIA faggot. Erdogan is better
>niggets
what garbage
Wait wtf is this Tony Brothers and Scott Foster on the same crew in a game 7? Holy shit
>Dame and CJ tearing up, Enes talking shit on twitter
God damnit, am I the only one on Earth that knows the Nuggets are the fucking biggest frauds in the playoffs and the Blazers will get subsequently steamrolled in the WCF now that they are facing a real team?
Kobe is known as a scorer but scored less than Lebron with more attempts and usage. What gives?
Raptors will choke
He was paired with some of the worst players in the league. Who he passing to after he is double/triple teamed? Smush fucking Parker?
the live thread is full of leafs
Look leafs, I need y'all niggas to win, you won't beat the warriors, but you can beat the bucks and thats all that matters.
...
I will lose my mind if Philthydelphia makes the ECF. Biggest frauds in the East