UFC 237 GAMETHREAD - /heem/ forever

man pettis really want cte

Stream?

This is the thread.

Fake. Diaz can't verbalize.

Try this stream lad

*pisses on you*

Nate will start talking shit about the UFC as a way to duck the fight.

BLVCK BVLLS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE NATION OF BRAZIL

If a dumb leaf orders me to move, I'll pretty much stay.

lil Nog going get ko'd probably.

This

Try this
*takes you out back and shoots you*

Don’t move to the other thread. Don’t you fucking dare.

>pettis risking his last chance to get a title shot like this
fucking idiot

Did that fatso fight on smellator yet?

Which thread do I 'pose to use?

>Anderson Silva as co-main event

Just end the UFC already in his sleep fám

sdfgdf.xyz/live/1935/ufc-237-namajunas-vs-andrade/

Aqui meu parceiro. Faça bom uso.

the other one, it has more posters

sorry lads use the other one

>granite chin CTEd cardio zombie
vs
>washed up glass hands cardiolet

easy win for Nathan

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Cool posters in here.
Reddit and leafs in the other.

mogged

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That Big Nig or Little Nig?

Obrigado familia
*mija em voce*

a child could mog dommy boy

>exposed cables
>picture frame with generic photo
>egg slices on pizza
>missing the yolk on some
>doing their best to emulate burger fight night
nice brazo brehs. nice

>Bruce denying nog a fist pump
Power move, must have bet money on spann

How was Penn vs. BJ?

I just noticed there's boiled egg on that pizza

the pillow hands, more Tommy Lee Jones lookalike Lil' Nogg

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Ah yes, Lesser Nog

Usual rules, post with a pic, no more additions once the main card starts.
Rose Namajunas vs. Jéssica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Irene Aldana vs. Bethe Correia

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He is sleepy.

Based. Fuck Huezilians.

Webm of the slo mo please ausbro?

I don't know who this Cannonier is, but I feel tempted to bet on him.

His name suggests massive firepower

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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His nickname apparently is "killa gorilla" lel

Pettis would kick the shit out of him.

Megan "I'm Megan Olivi" Olivi

>women fights not in the OP
Why? I need to know what I'm watching.

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Fuck wmma

BUMP

bj penn fight was better than this

Correia is fucking repulsive

Here here

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got kicked from the reddit discord for calling the wmma women dykes

>cupping marks
I wasn't rooting for bethe to begin with but that dumb shit always makes me want fighters that do it to lose

>Female fighters, huh? Nah, I'll pass.

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Fedor is commonly called the GOAT so is Cain Velasquez

Werdum beats both of them, not called the GOAT, why?

youtube.com/watch?v=9R8j7H4e5yE

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Your picks for the night

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>sdfgdf.xyz

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Correia has too much bunda. It's throwing her balance off

I didn’t do nuttin

Book his debut youtube.com/watch?v=hnewjEEUs1c

>Putting this fight on the main card

Women don't exist just for your viewing pleasure mate. This is a professional wmma fight. Not a Hooters audition.

Why does that woman make a sound every time she punches?

why do wmma fighters always make sound effects when punching

Bethe butt

decision time

He didn't beat Fedor in his prime. Cain is only called the GOAT by Rogan/Dana/UFC drones.

Steroid cheat

The way I look at it is: Would you rather have to had watched Trinaldo/Ferreira + WMMA, or only watch WMMA?

A lot of striking power in that ass though.

ish ish
ish
ish ish
ugh

Sound effectmind

This is one of the worst ppv ever

You'll lose two of those.

Brazilian Betty is my favourite retarded person

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ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA ALDANA

Man, Bethe is a such a terrible fighter. Her movement is awful, she doesn't feint at all, I don't get how she's still in the UFC.

Aldana is piecing up Javier Bardem.

Does UFC 240 even exist?

Helps some fighters to exhale on striking mate. You a bit of a cazz yeah?

>why yes? I love men

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WHAT THE FUCK IS PAT CURRAN DOING?!?! He threw 5 strikes in 10 minutes total and then got a takedown and literally just sat there and did absolutely nothing and still lost the round. Not one strike or attempt to pass.

He's clearly getting paid to be a punching bag to give AJ McKee a win. This is a disgrace.

>They aren't watching McKee vs Curran

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Id rather cut my dick off and place it in my mouth

This bitch has main evented two events.

Pretty fucking impressive actually

>my picks have already been heemed by wmma
Every fucking time.......

not even close

miss Holly ;_;

ass desu

Betch more like Bitch haha

can't believe anderson lost baka

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All of you are sleeping on Aldana. Go back and watch her fight with Pudilova, casuals.

Irene, goodnight,
Irene, goodnight,
Goodnight, Irene,
Goodnight, Irene,
I'll see you in my dreams.

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brother, why the fug would you pick betch?

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I ain’t doing any of that bullshit

It's because he beat those guys that some people refuse to put respect on his name.
I think Werdum has a decent claim to being one of the best HWs to ever fight MMA but there was never a lot of hype behind him and Fedor's record is a huge wall to overcome, regardless of level of opponents.

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>this fight

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She's fighting for the 135lb belt whenever Nunes stops being a shitter.

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best ring girl

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SHOUT OUT TO THE WMMA

YOU GOT SOME FINE ASS GIRLS I WANNA FUCK IN THE MOUTH

*switches to Bellator*

she is so cute I would poo on her tits!

nothing happened in this fight and i still guarantee this fight is better than the women's fight

Betch wins a split decision, where do you faggots think we are?

Feel like shit mate just want her back

Because she continously goes forward, which means someone getting heemed

Tell me about Aldana, why does she wear the shirt?

OH MY GOD BASED GOD

how many times has bruce buffer cum inside her?

>in many ways

Aldana is throwing HEAT

These girls are really slugging.

Just in time to see MVP get flushed.

just wrestlefuck her already

DUDE JUST MISS WEIGHT LMAO

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lanklets are cringe

Bethe is the female Wanderlei except she isnt good

MUH dICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>this tall bitch gonna ruin everyone's picks

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Is Bethe an actual tard? No way she is over 90 IQ.

back from taking a big ol schaub
whos winning ?

>it's also trash

Bethe fighting pregnant lads

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I want Bethe to ride me bareback
her giant bunda slamming on my pelvis

>what the fuck did you just say manlet?

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If Aldana would learn to throw a kick she'd be so much better.

>clip someone
>immidietely go to clink instead of trying to continue piecing them up
WHY?

basado

1-1

*switches back*

What you wrote was more cuntily phrased than the cuntily phrased sentence you addressed.

what's next for the winkfu?
is she scheduled to fight?

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Pat Curran literally didn't throw a single strike in 15 minutes and lost 3 rounds to 0. He let the guy take him down with a minute left and just sat there hugging him until the fight ended. Why the fuck is that not considered fight fixing?

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yip

>bj penn fight was in the prelims for this
lol

Explain

nice combo from aldana desu
she's pretty based for a mexishit

what do the numbers represent?

2-5-2

Average IQ in Brazil is unironically 83.

>Aqui é favela

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Why is her name pronounce Betch if there's no c?

Couldn't resist a cheeky bet at those odds

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If my picks get heemed by fucking Betch Cohaya someone's head will roll

HUES BTFO I WILL BE 1-0 IN MY PICKS AT THE END OF THIS FIGHT

On my scorecards it's 19-19 Bethe, 20-18 Aldana, and 19-19- Bethe

"please listen to me"

It was a joke you dumb fucking mick

Cruz's autism that only allows him to see things in numbers.

still better than the girl fight

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this post sounds beautifully if you read it with the accent

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im gonna eat some muthafuckin HALO TOP

LOVE PLODDIN
LOVE ME OVER HAND RIGHT
LOVE ACAI
LOVE SOPA DE MACACO
LOVE BUNDA
ATE MEWVMENT
ATE LEG KICKS
ATE ATHLETICISM
ATE MEXICANS
SIMPLE AS

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look at her face my man

Same.

>cazzies thinking the hue will lose a somewhat close decision in brazew

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BASTEDO

this

DC being based and shitting on the UFC made up stats again.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNN

Why didn't I just go take a shower when this shit started. Now if I go I'll miss something good.

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Forgot love joojitsoo

Bethe literally never moves her head

>hatich‒haitch
>hatich‒haitch

>Race: White

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kek

AJ McKee decisioned some can. MVP up next.

Volka is not winning a decision in brazil

I LAH HYU BRAZEEW

BETHE ABOUT TO HEEM THE PICKS

IQ is a racist test, means nothing. Off to /pol/ with you, shoo.

THUG HOSE

NONONONOOOO

bethe just won the fight with that combo

>that fake ass cheering

come on UFC

She really is awful.

If Bethe wins I won't acknowledge it cause she missed weight

Ah, sorry. Poe's law yadda yadda.

>shoot for a takedown
>give up your back
>get armbarred

Even with the UFC fluffing up her stats Bethe loses.

dude her ass is so fucking fat
i wish I were between those legs

SHEEM TAPPY

ice poseidon should have trained with him

bethe is one of those woman who if you banged her about half way through all you would be able to see is how much she resembles her late great grandfather guido correia

gay as fuck bro

based

That was fucking awful

FUckIng

BITCH

FUCK YES!

GET FUCKED

TAPPY

FUCK YEAHHHHH MY PICKS

lmao what the fuck was that

ARM BAR

BRAZIL BTFO AGAIN LMAOOOOO

well I spoke too soon

Irene lookin like Irick rn
>that shoulder to hip ratio
>that height

NEED Mexican lady to sheem this plodding can

can we fucking remove shitty wmma fights from the "heem predicts"

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NO BETTY WHAT NO WHAT DID YOU DO

JUST

FUCK
FUCK
WHY
WHY

>pay ufc pass
>still 1 minute behind

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wait bethe lost?

HEEEEEM TAPPY

Most of the people Ronda fought were never good.

F to my picks you fucking dumb bitch

SHEEEEEM TAPPY

THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKING FIGHTER EVERRRRRRRRRR

YOU WERE WINNING THAT FIGHT YOU FUCKING MONG

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Aldana still trash.

How do you let Bethe piece you the fuck up?

Anyone else /everydayporrada/ here?

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YES YES YES HUES BTFO
>YES YES YES HUES BTFO
YES YES YES HUES BTFO
>YES YES YES HUES BTFO
YES YES YES HUES BTFO
>YES YES YES HUES BTFO

I love how dead quiet the arena goes when a brazilian loses

Based spic. Would give this mexican whiter children

A FUCKING LEAF

Commentary team seems a bit biased

>trying to take down a lanklet
they just never learn

>MISS WEIGHT BY 5
>STILL LOSE

LOL. She's stupid.

*shoots on you*
*taps 20sec later*

she won by armbar you idiot

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This honestly

>Winning cleaning
>go for a shitty take down
FUCK OFF
EVERY SING TIME my first pick gets heemed EVERY TIME

i like when the girls get a finish, it justifies the fights

>picks heemed right off the bat
Let's go for 0/5 lads

me too

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get arm barred by a mexican boxer bros

Literal silent music to my ears.

lmao. I smoked a bunch of weed and was drunk one night with my wife. I was pretty drunk and not seeing straight and my wife was riding me and I looked up and just saw my father in law... lmao i was like WTF!

It has never happened to me before but that night freaked me out and I thought about divorce for like a week lol.

this

>Unironically picking betch

My picks are safe

DROPPED

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she will be doing porn by this time next year
screenshot this post

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worst ppv?

god damn Bethe is so SHIT

Douglas Lima will destroy the hype train

my picks..... she was fucking winning.... oh my god.
I cant fucking believe this.
I hate wmma so fucking much

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Nothing I love more than fat assed Brazilian women crying after a beating.

Dumb bitch.

>saying the Asians are cheating.
Have you ever been to university with a bunch of chink international students, that's all they do, that and not speak English.

We still in this, leaf post picks

Did all the WMMA fights on this card so far end in a finish? Must be a blue moon.

Aldana spared us from another retarded dance celebration

This

>does a shitty takedown that gets her on the floor
lol

sure man
*actually doesnt screenshot the post*

She's cool, I like her

Nice meme.

That doesn't matter, they still use IQ tests to dehumanize peoples they deem 'unworthy'. It's not cool and it's not alright.

>clearly

shit was a split

FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES
>FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES
FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES
>FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES
FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES

Most Valuable Primate vs. Douglas Lima is the best fight on either card and it's up next on Lellator. Starting in 5 minutes.

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Lads I wasn't paying attention, was Betche unironically winning that fight?

No way

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10132391/Riot-after-Chinese-teachers-try-to-stop-pupils-cheating.html

the hambeast was winning...THE FIX IS IN

Pretty sure I read some news articles about Chinese students cheating and faking their grades to even get into an American college.

what is this app

Bethe really deserves all the hate she gets

Thanks bro have a you for the trouble

be a ehrenmann and ignore this fight for the picks bro

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spotted the fucking faggot

I can't bang my wife in the shower, she looks just like my son

She wasn't

First round was pretty even but she clearly won the second and was winning the 3rd before she gave up

>Hue's getting absolutely btfo at their own event

uma delicia

If Mexicans can learn English why cant fucking hues. Cunts.

>this translator
and Yea Forums says we brazilbros aren't white, lol

Nice b8.

She was getting hit a ton but she was nonstop moving forward and landing as well. With Brazilian judges she likely would have won 29-28.

but she shot the worst takedown of all time and lost

fuckin trash m8

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>Flushe Correia

>That doesn't matter, they still use IQ tests to dehumanize peoples they deem 'unworthy
How hard is it to admit that different races of people have different IQs? it's not even that bad, some races are dumber then others who cares besides you?

I'm happy that all these dumb Brazilian fighters are getting dabbed on, they're all bolsoshits anyway. Aldo and Silva are next.

Fuck Brazil!

>chinese cheating in universities is equal to other asian countries performance on iq studies
the cope of you guys

LMAO never heard that one. Is your son a twink?

Willingly gives her back up like a good slut.

Yeah, it would be a real shame if she started shaking that 10/10 ass of hers.

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Betfair my dude

They're basically a price matching betting site

>these Bellator MVP vs Daley replays
Always lol at Daley whining about wrestlers and then MVP turning him into one

>It's not cool and it's not alright.

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>thiago fucking alves

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How's the card been so far? Just got here. I see Big Nog got ktfo, how did BJ look?

fucking dumbass

LEAF POST PICKS

why dont they have female mma fighters fight naked

the way that arm bent backwards made me squeemish
i hate stuff like that worse than knockouts

He's poortugoose, you can tell because when speaking english he doesn't go "ooh ooh AHH AHH"

Who sucks dick better? Wife or son?

Prelims all heems.
Main card wmma lol

It is.

I care when racists use it to dehumanize. Some races are not dumber than others, all races are equal to everyone except alt-right brainlets.

Michael page fighting now lads
Watch him hopefully get flushed

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*wins

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this post needs more attention

Is Rose gonna be ok, lads?

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oh shit ferg and cowboy

are there big fat twinks?

LADS,

I've been awake for 17 hours and this WMMA is putting me into the fucking bed. This card seems like a good one to miss, what the fuck were they thinking?

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If I post 50 links you'll complain I don't have 100

BJ was almost competitive for one round, then got his ass beat the second two

so it was his best performance in a decade

Huge Cejudo fan

You faggots said Bethe had a big ass

You're a fucking moron. Either way, why the fuck are you talking about this here you fucking brainlet.

>WMMA

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>claims asian students dont cheat
>is shown that certain asian students do in fact cheat
>moves the goalposts a little further

Okay buddeh, back to the udon shop before your father disowns you.

Pretty poor card
BJ looked alright considering but gassed really hard and basically become a moving punchbag

COWBOY VS TONY CONFIRMED
COWBOY VS TONY CONFIRMED
COWBOY VS TONY CONFIRMED

Fucking what?!?!
238 is full fucking stacked

BASED

>Tony not even as a main or co-main
fuck you Dana

Ferguson vs Cerrone, no title, three rounds

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Damn 238 is S-S-STACKED

O/U on Cowboy knowing how to tie his shoes in 10 years from all these fights?

>i am a rubik's cube you can't figure out

ooooh, spoopy

Chinlets don't get CTE. When you get one-hit KO'd you take less damage than a prolonged beating. that's Reem's secret, he's intentionally a chinlet

Um when did Cejudo become bantamweight champ?

ah shit I've been baited again.

What did you bet a nickel?

I didn't bring it up. I'm tired of seeing toxic shit leak out of /pol/ and nobody doing anything about it. Enough.

lol no. how do you feel about her in the pool? I am guessing it has something to do with her hair being wet or something.

Make your son lose weight so you can fuck your wife in the shower. Put him in Muay Thai.

>this many people picked betty
cazzies everywhere

I blame the immersion-breaking ESPN advertisements.

i bet im gonna get all my other picks correct just like last time
I fucking hate wmma

Paige Van Zant aka Dixie Kong

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>155 lbs.: Diego Ferreira vs. Francisco Trinaldo — SCRATCHED
WHY

Wrong!

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>tony vs cowboy
why god

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When Tony gets the first round finish they book McGregor/Ferguson for 240

>Manlet fight as the main event on the card with Ferguson vs Cowboy
Shithouse

238 is literally worse than this card. Only one fight worth watching.

I live in Chicago and I'm not even gonna go see it.

third up from the bottom left (smiling asian) you can see i picked irene. please don't unjustly heem me ;_;

>wmma is main in that card
lmao

it was brazil

>valetino shachanko

when he cucked TJ hehe

Ferguson and Cowboy is such a ugly vicious fight to make

I predict Cowboy heems Tony, and then Tony Benoits himself and his family

she should stop fighting and do porn

>unchipped Ferguson vs Cowboy
shit will be fire

Worst card ever conceived, even worse than tonight

Update: The Brazilian commission, CABMMA, scratched the lightweight contest from the UFC 237 card after it was discovered that Ferreira had kidney stones, MMA Fighting has learned.

>Animetrannies BTFO

valentino shevtenko

Lmao Tony will have a 13 win streak in the UFC without getting a title fight

Cowboy heems Tony
Gooby heems both
Tony heems Khabib
Khabib heems Cowboy

Cazzie desu

Let's go Thiago

AHHH FUCKKK NOOOOO
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
TONYS CHIN IS NEARLY GONE. HE CANT TAKE ANY MORE PUNISHMENT
JUST GIVE HIM KHABIB YOU RATFUCKS BEFORE HES FLUSHED

>Valentina Shevtanko

why the FR*CK did espn extend the time between fights so long?

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Man I really don't wanna see MVP get merk'd but I can't imagine Lima losing to him

Is KK vs Grasso the cutest match of all time?

I want a similar situation but instead he’s dual wielding butterfly knives

Grasso vs Karolina

my dick

>still in

based fightfu

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Based.

Lemme fix that fren

Page Lima on right now too. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Is Cowboy retarded? Why is he fighting again so soon?

No he only defended his belt there

>goofing people who picked Aldana

Are you dumb or just super loaded tonight?

im not crazy about her feet
and im not into feet
i'd imagine that a person who is into feet would find this completely appalling

Cowboy sucks.

Based El Cucuy not even given co-main

Dana really hates him kek

>:Manlet Smif

No. Fuck You.

Tell me about MVP

Tbf she looks more like Trixie

Apparently he spends his money faster than he makes it and needs the money.

Fuck dana fuck this semen slurping sport

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Tony shouldnt even be licensed to fight

aiquefun
que comece o quebra pau amém
instagram.com/p/BxWGeBKgrGz/

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So powerful of her to constantly flaunt her body after being raped

hi newfriend
cowboy is very active and always has been
It is what it is

Your entire country sucks.

nah he looks like her from behind too

I'm not into feet, but I have noticed that nice feet almost always indicate nice legs, which I do appreciate.

Michael Page is quite an N word

2 good fights. UFC waters shit down so much now.

>this card

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But Jessa Rhodes already does porn...

Got kids to feed m8

these are the kind of boomers who are ufc fans in brazil, jesus christ

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Page vs Lima about to start

ripple.is/mma/10511-bellator-221-chandler-vs-pitbull-live-stream

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Classic Anglo phenotype there.

Lima walking out

imagine if she did a triangle on my head with my mouth right on her pussy haha

>giving a fight like Tony vs Cowboy only 3 rounds

Good way to have some one get robbed and leave everyone unfulfilled.

Aka boner garage

Why is laureano speaking portuguese?

Tough shit buddy. In war there are always casualties.

>The Danis fight was rescheduled

Literally the only fucking thing I was excited about tonight.

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Does anyone have a stream???

MVP ABOUT TO GET BTFO

>Fat cunt Tuivasa
Kek

PAGE VS LIMA BOUT TO START

Stay in your lane, kid.

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based boomers making everyone seethe

Unironically agree, the man deserves a title shot you jews Tony's been through enough already

so much makeup it's literally a costume at this point

Why are those four cans ahead of tony and cowboy . . . . ? Who the fuck cares about midget fights and domestic abuse practice?

>not watching Bellator

Come on, its MVP vs Lima
you can change to UFC after this fight

Does your wife have that "I have a black son" haircut?

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lol god damn. Yea son's usually take the mothers looks and daughters usually the fathers. I look just like my mom so maybe you are my dad.

imagine if she pinned your arms down and spat on your face lol

Last few minutes of MVP's career, lads.

You country doesn't even respect muslims, stfu retarded kafir

>coming out to Eye of the Tiger
based boomer

Here you are m8

pissesonyou.org/video/4567_fag

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i made that webm lad

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Stop bullying him or im gonna have to heem you mate

She got those fat gurl legs, give it 10 years and she'll be close to 250lbs and have multiple niglet kids.

based boomers

Can't wait for him to end the Pooirier hype in September.

and the problem is you cum to quick?

I wonder if his anti psychotics would be detected by USADA

LETS GO LIMA
I'M HYPED
LGEKICK THIS NIGGER

He's clearly not driving though, he's posting on the internet and is probably sitting at home.

>BR fighter
>Eye of the tiger starts playing
why do they love this song?

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Is Irene Aldana single?

I'm the Canelo joker poster, you can acknowledge my brilliance when rose gets sheemed.

>Eye of the tiger

>MFW NOT SURE IF WATCH THIAGO ALVES MAULS SOMEONE OR DIEGO LIMA PWNS MVP

SHIIIIIIET

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Not with hair.

Gotta keep the pool of title contenders as small as possible so kebab only needs to fight once per year, any more than that and he runs the risk of actually being active.

Looks like my leaf friend's wife kek

pull out artist deserve a title shot that he's already pulled out of

yeh ok

>maximum cringe song
God, I'd represent brazil well playing alice in chains if I was a fighter.

WHERE THE PICKS AT

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Someone got a webm or Irene's armbar?

Sure we go. You talking about the shooting? That was an Australian. And your country still sucks lol.

They must watch nothing but cheesy 80's sports movies.

my wife was on top of me one night and was being really dirty and we were making out and she rubbed her pussy against my dick and she spit a fucking mouthful of saliva in my mouth out of nowhere and I almost puked on the spot. I had to mentally tough it out and just swallowed it so we could keep going...

It's another Disney sports tier shit show

Page being a pussy

Hey they gave Khabib the title and a money fight when he fights like once every 10 months.

Remember when GSP told Thiago he'd be champion someday? Here's to making that come true.

and the problem is?

imagine if an argentinian beats a brazilian in brazil

she has more of a "i shouldve been a lumberjack" look

The Argie looks nervous as fuck

>mfw Argentinian loses by rear choke

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Yeah I guess I should've just put "wmma" instead of guessing on two stupid cunts I have no idea about...

oh fuck am I a retard for picking Alves

Your dad shouldve been a pullout artist you upside down ballbag

The ring girls are such buxom babes. I really like them!!

Both fights suck wat do

no

Be thankful she didn't try to spit your cum into your mouth

that's what i'm thinking too

Probably he's ultra flushed.

*dances on tip toes for 5 minutes*
wat do?

yes

your wife is porn sick, meu amiguinho

i was ivf

rekt retard

heem thy self

Curious lack of Bloodsport soundtracks.

No if it goes decision its guaranteed for hues.

>wife spitting on you
Not a good sign man. You're probably getting cucked in the future
lmao. Did that happen to you?

how do these tiny runaway stick don't just snap from a leg kick?

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Is Lima winning?

amazing how many retarded athletes you see with cupping marks these days

GOTTEM

yikes

Remember when Alves had to get his brane glued back together

>Star Pulley

MVP is doing surprisingly well on the bottom.

Alves is fuckibg flushed lmao

*holds your wrists*
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

MVP won that round. Wrestling is nerfed hard in Bellator and Lima landed fuck all for strikes.

>the state of Brazilian MMA

Bobby Lee's girl punched him in the face with a closed fist the first time they banged. And she said, "Are you gonna kill me now?"

Yaaaawn

thiago is not looking so good bros

Strapoli has nice movement style

this is preliminaries right?

lemme know when Jack "dont call me Jack Swagger" Hager is on

Alves with the Elias gameplan.

That's hot

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM

HEEEEEM

MVP GOT SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MVP DESTROYEDDDDDDDD

?

She has a white husband.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OMG

MVP HEEMED LMAO

got DAM MVP heemorage

MVP FLLUUUUSHHHHEEDDD

Y Nuevo (Interim New)

His fight is already over.

MEME SLEEPY

FUCKING HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

MVP just died lol

NIGGER DED

MVP flushed lol

You were saying?

LEEMED

MVP ABSOLUTELY HEEMED SLEEPY HOLY SHIT

MVP GOT FUCKINGHEEMED

PAGE JUST GOT HEEMED!!!

For now.

Lmaoooooooo he got till'd

Ahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhah

Based lima

EXXXXPPPPOSSSSSEEEEDDDDD

HHHHHHEEEEEMMMMM

MVP F L U S H E D

DE-VENOMED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM MVPIECE OF SHIT

HEEEEEEEEEEEM LMFAOOOO MVP

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Mvp heemed

i think im having a stroke

OOOOOH

AGHH FUCJ
WHY DIDNT I WATCH THE PAGE FIGHT
WEBM NOW
I WANNA SEE THAT NIGGER FLUSHED

There's even that same long hair dude checking on him lmao I'm fucking dead

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL HEEM

a bit of a fluke though

Limas pretty based ngl

BASED LIMA SLEEPING THE CAN CRUSHER MEME FIGHTER.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

AHAHAHAHAHHA I TOLD YOU MVP WAS A FRAUD AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Douglas "The Antidote" Lima

>MVP
>MVP
>MVP
MVP HYPE TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY DERAILED

>people think Lima is good
*blocks his hype*

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Sign Lima after he wins the belt again Dana

Mike "Faggot" Page just got crippled and ko\d hahah, Lima is a god

Askren was asleep

Shut the fuck up, loser.

webm of lima / mvp?
pretty please with a cherry on top

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Askren got BtFo by Jay Hieron, Robbie Lawler and some fat Mexican

MVP a good sport though
Good stuff.

JUST HOW GOOD IS PAUL DALEY

Lima vs Rory

this

and also a gf for anal

hurry up you FUCKers

FUGG WHY DID I PICK THIAGO

Whats the GOAT Fifty track /heem/?
I've gotta go with Many Men....

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Remember when Mvp made fun of Ronda

from a based user in the other thread

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Anal on you of anal on her?

>Karate nerds getting btfo by Muay Thai Chads
whats new....

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alves clearly down two rounds

>be meme fighter
>get knocked out in meme fashion
kino tbqfh

Thank you based polish bro

hahaha that leg kick tho

*woop* haha

Judges will give it to Alves despite losing all 3.

truth. and a girl with nice legs will have a nice ass