/bundes/

Bürki is peak /sexcore/

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its me, 60 lbs less from

sieht aus wie 1 otto katalog model für buhmer kunden aber man kann k1 buhmer abbilden weil heslig unso

gazuntite mate

>BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke dementierte eine Beteiligung des Vereins: "Ich habe gehört, dass es diese Fake-Plakate gibt. Wir haben nichts damit zu tun. Ob wir uns dagegen wehren können, weiß ich nicht."

what are you even talking about

>Fake-Plakate
he deserves a quick death either way

meme sport

What do Germans think of Belgium?

game 2 is actually on now mate
Germany chasing 133 to win
should be good lad

what are they celebrating? their midget mentality? nearly being btfo by a 10 man düsseldorf?
i am a shareholder but the match yesterday was nothing to celebrate. no one - the fans, the players, watzke and zorc - should be happy about yesterday. they should thank god for barely scraping by and feel utterly ashamed for their atrocious performance this rückrunde.

are we good in cricket ?

>always the same shoes and sun glasses
yikes

sorry, we're all busy watching hockey

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>wearing the same t-shirt twice, wearing the same jeans twice, wearing the same shoes, the same glasses
weak shit

litterally a bunch of expat brits no?
calm down dude this has been a good season for BvB

>mememark germany later

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i wü nemma

EU, Moolenbeek, Dutroux, fries, beer, Kevin de Bruyne

That's it

nothing

what did you bosd :D

>calm down dude this has been a good season for BvB
t. apparently hasn’t watched a match

will tipp 1:1 today so that i hopefully get points without anyone else getting them because no one will tipp like that anyway. need to take risks now so i have a chance to win the tippspiel

i a ned

>bestbundes starting 15:30
reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lived their, in and around brussels. liked it. nice people. like vlaanderen better than wallonie. antwerpen, gent, oostende, brugge etc all are beautiful

76 points is good
best since 15/16

>not watching the premiere eagle today
lumos maximus

Engaged in political discussion on b which has been banned this week, then complained about it, called the mod a faggot and eventually made a thread on the suggestion board to ban all Drachenlord threads aswell where someone called me a Wiener
pretty much the usual

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What do Germans think of Belgium?

>muh points
the points are good, yes, but the rückrundenperformance was shit. their mental performance is shit. their defence in general is shit. their defending against set pieces is atrocious. points don’t perfectly reflect performance.

>/sexcore/ triggers the incels

sad, guess you'll have to TOR your way in now

>points don’t perfectly reflect performance
they're a better metric than your dumbo perception though

kek based fellow outlaw. last week i've been banned from Yea Forums, 7chan, 8ch and desuchan in one day.

>muh perception
defence, mentality, set pieces: all objective truth you fucking retard.

this window closes in 3

this was your last (You) of the day Neini

Is the league already over if Frankfurt wins today? They and Buyern would benefit from a draw in the last match.

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based Fick di poster

you asked that dumb question yesterday already. it’s still rechnerisch possible that frankfurt could lose their spot on the last match day.

I didn't post here yesterday, I thought the drop in top quality comments would give it away

crossposting on Yea Forums and /deutsch/ should be an auto ban

The defence can be pretty easily explained by lack of consistency in the back 4/5. In the last 10 matches they've played 7 different back 5s, because of either injuries or bans

how do animals pick their noses? must be a shitty life

with those big clwas you dummy

I’ll never understand the #KovacRaus Fraktion. He’s been handed a team full of old and tiring boomers and a few (internationally) inexperienced zoomers. Despite a smaller rough patch in the middle of the season, they have managed to reclaim the lead in the table and the dfb Pokal final. The one thing worth complaining about are the tactics he chose for the Liverpool match, but I’m sure he’s well aware of having to improve on that. As a coach, he’s internationally inexperienced as well after all.

>aua aua meine schnauze
no

taking a photo of an overrated pole

Bayern can't get a better coach, they are somewhere below Mailand in standing now.

it’s the miasanmia arrogance, it’s cancer

Kevin's half breed though. The best kind of half breed.

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but does he have the Mia San Mia arrogance?

FUCK HIV AND FUCK THE HANSEATIC LEAGUE!

udderly based

>Dann macht sich der wütende Hoeneß im Bus ein Bier auf
does Kovac have the Mia san Mia Assigen?

Kek because you have no idea about footy you blind nigger. He literally goes out of his way to somehow put the worst possible starting XI on the pitch every fucking game. He unironically plays Müller again for no reason despite other options. Fuck off.

>„Der Witz des Jahres. Das war eine klare Fehlentscheidung. Der Videobeweis ist dafür da, klare Fehlentscheidungen zu korrigieren. Es war gleiche Höhe“, sagte der Präsident des FC Bayern nach dem 0:0 bei RB.
absolute state of this fat criminal faggot alemao

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the mia san mia mentality in action

nah, i meant the kovac raus fraktion is caused by the miasanmia überhöhung

>VAR makes it clearly visible that it's not gleiche Höhe
>"VAR should have seen that it's gleiche Höhe"

>This is your brain on Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen

well they SHOULD have seen if you catch my drift here

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dynamic IPs are funneh

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ahem

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how can it be gleiche höhe and at the sametime not a klare fehlentscheidung, i.e. a fehlentscheidung. how dumb is ulli?

>Yea Forums X is slow as shit in Firefox
>native extension is dogshit

should I just quit Yea Forums altogether?
how would you guys handle my loss?

the native extension is fine, you little weenie

1. yes, you should
2. very easily

unironically this. I don't want those cringe inducing faggots on MY /bundes/.

we can't take another hit, soldier. not after what happened to Kamerad Arschverletzt. you have to keep going for the /bundes/land.

>Kamerad Arschverletzt
what happened? I don't browse /bundes/Yea Forums on a regular basis anymore, because work.

youtu.be/kcxvtdvW-wI
here you go retardo

Arbeitsamt v& him and forced him to work in a Lager.

well germany beat Belgium in game 3 of the 3 match series in cricket boys

good knock by the German lad Vijayshankar Chikkannaiah 70 off 65 balls.

I miss this little neger like you wouldn't believe :'(

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> 70 off 65 balls
what does this mean

he made 70 runs while facing only 65 deliverys
thats a strike rate of 107.69
anything over a 100 is considered good in the shorter format games

I miss this pic

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you can knock my balls if you catch my drift haha

Dr. Rauball wird schon für den richtigen Pfiff gesorgt haben.

Schließlich ist er der Präsident vom BVB und gleichzeitig auch vom DFB.

Und natürlich vollkommen unparteiisch

yes

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>should I just quit Yea Forums altogether?

yeah, good luck with that lmao

Just quit bro. I myself quit Yea Forums already countless times and each time it was the best decision of my life.

fickts eich

This
______________________________________
pro:Bayern, Real, RB
contra:Wolfsburg, Dortmund

--------------------------Neuer--------------------------
Klostermann-----Süle----------Hummels----------Hernandez
----------------------------Bender--------------------------------
-----------------Gorre---------------Delaney-----------
------------------------------Alli--------------------------
--------------------------------------Werner---------------------
------------------------Lewa--------------------------------------

^get a load of this guy

welt.de/sport/article193348021/Dortmund-Anti-Nazi-Plakate-mit-BVB-Spielern-Klub-weiss-von-nichts.html

lol

>tfw Hamburg implodes again today

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based tm posting
* * *
Red Devil seid 1998!

basé

Bruges was nice

SEETHING my dude

we did it Genossen!

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Haha, wie der BVB sich nächste Woche gegen Gladbach blamieren wird :P und alle traurigen Fanboys hier wieder aufkreuzen um Schiri Entscheidungen als ausrede für ihren unsäglichen Antifußball zu haben :P Chips & Bier stehen schon bereit ;D

Noch besser wäre natürlich ein entspannter 0:0 Trainingskick ohne viel Aufwand und die armen BVB fans können nur matchlos mit ansehen wie sie trotz einem Sieg gegen Gladbach keine Chance haben, was sie sich aufgrund der miesen Rückrunde sowieso nicht verdient haben :P das wird ein Spaß ;) ;) ;)

my husbando O_O

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

he's not wrong though

>debut with 31 y.o.
is that normal?

Was wenn Dortmund 18-0 gewinnt?

who are the good guys?

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indeed

where can i find those funny, yet butthurtingly seething comments? bayernkurve?

Our hockey chads will dab on omi denbark today,.

who is this? can it be achieved naturally?

BASED

>Ossivereine
no one

union

based Maidens of course!

>Auch wenn Neymar spielerisch auf dem Platz oft den Unterschied macht, sieht Tuchel Defizite. Über die Führungsqualitäten sagte er: „Er erfüllt nicht das Anforderungsprofil eines Kapitäns. Er ist ein Anführer mit seiner Technik und Kreativität, aber er ist kein Kapitän mit der Armbinde.“ Es sei „nicht notwendig“, dass Neymar die Kapitänsbinde trage, und Tuchel fügte genervt hinzu: „Und ich weiß auch gar nicht, warum plötzlich jeder darüber spricht.“
Based tactic autist

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immernoch ne bombenidee,
freiheit für ______________

really rated nerman wearing a headband yesterday

strong

I like Magdeburg, they BTFO Bayern once

How many Indians in the squad?

Razor Hoeneß

tm dummy

Jürgen Drews

Mumia Abu-Jamal

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btw happy mothers day to denmark :3

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is he the new United prospect?

yes

Certainly not Germany's brave Vijayshankar Chikkannaiah.

Als Eintracht-Fan freue ich mich auf die Fahrt nach München. Meine Vision für's letzte Spiel: 90+4, kurz vor Abpfiff, FCB führt 2:1 gegen die Eintracht, 1 Punkt vor dem BVB, Hoeneß ist gedanklich schon auf der Meisterparty... Dann Frankfurts Da Costa, Bananenflanke von rechts, Haller aus 6 Metern Seitfallzieher direkt unter die Latte. 2:2, die Eintracht spielt Champions-League, BVB ist Meister und Hoeneß fällt in Ohnmacht. Ja, ist denn heut scho' wieder Weihnachten ?! Lol...

> I rate Kovac

clubelo.com/Bayern

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>Hertha BSC hat am Sonntag bestätigt: U-23-Coach Ante Covic (43) wird ab dem 1. Juli den Posten von Cheftrainer Pal Dardai übernehmen.

lol

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;)

had to read the filename to make it funny

>Still pretty significantly above where they've been their entire history

And what's so bad about zis?

What's the point of /fs/? Are they really all interested in the sport or is it just an excuse to post teenage grils in tight clothes?

yes

fisting?

>2:2, die Eintracht spielt Champions-League, BVB ist Meister und Hoeneß fällt in Ohnmacht.
what a dumb dumb, buyern would become meister on tordifferenz

based strong poster

...

thanks for explaining professor

Tordifferenz doesnt exist in Ulis heda.

no problemo :DDDD

...

tom

lot of offtopic posting for a fisting thread

...

when?

for me, it's fish later

Sie haben es nicht verstanden... Habe die Ehre.

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prööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö

wtf Im still here, I am actually back to regular activity again

good

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what a kino anthem lads

youtube.com/watch?v=nP5klE86d0s

sounds like Werner
and that's a good thing

Anyone here been to Walhalla?

nö

yes

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yeah its back where you came from

I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for the race.

>MWL
555-come-on-now

Yes yes

we're all watching Sturm Graz - Austria Wien in a really shitty stream though

>tune in
>both teams immediately score
nice of them to wait for me

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How popular is the name Morten Behrens?

yes

What a workhorse

>the German Lads Paderbundes vs the Johann Assländer HIV

In Bruges was on of my favourite movies.

> Vettee

HIER REGIERT DER FCM

good striehm for HSV? or do i have to take the shitty ones for 2nd bundes again...

>Wessie fussball
hesgoal.com/news/46084/Union_Berlin_vs_Magdeburg.html

you're welcome

I've been to Bruges. It really is a fairytale fucking town

*Is now full of subhuman shitskins*

fucking shit defending by fcm again

Bruges is not Brussels

>Bruges is not Brussels
you're all just suburbs of Brussels.

Anyway Belgian city power rankings are
>Gent
>Brussels
>Bruges
>Antwerp
>Hasselt
>Liège
>Namur
>Genk

...

>Charleroi

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Anyone have a proper conference stream of Second Bundes?

just wanted to post, comfyrenz here

livetv.sx/dex/eventinfo/799336_simulcast/#webplayer_alieztv|88820|799336|1174916|31|1|de

has to be reloaded every 20 min though

edels-stube.eu/?page_id=10

Leuven

dazn slag

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thanks frens

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PADERBASED

Der HIV

>literally and figuratively the City of hamburg

Paderborn! Erhebe dich und lauf!
Paderborn! Denn Helden geben nie auf!
Und dein Name: Musik in uns'ren Oan:
SC PAAADAAABOAN

Getting a free day tomorrow if we win

>that HIV defending

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get ready for an affenzirkus in Berlin

Can't believe HIV is slipping

why is HIV so pathetic?

They’ve been crawling on the floor for months

>HSV

are you literally asking that?

>HSV for another year in second Bundes

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>slipping
That would imply they were realistically expected to make it

Yeah but they have the second best budget and squad on the league, getting automatic promotion was the minimum required

Come on, HSV only have to win next game with 20:0 to still get in relegation

For me it's the annual HSV collapse

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HIV LITERALLY SEEETHING

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They did. They even fired their coach after 10 matches because the team was 2 points behind 1. place

I just hope Union has got their shit together. Their choking nearly cost them promotion but were lucky everyone else chocked as well.

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>waiting for HSV Instagram apprentice boy to upload the halftime picture to read SEETHING normie comments

Who regensburg life long here?

just placed my bet as to who will riot first
hsv looks a safe one

Köln still hung over from the celebrations, I see

watching the HIV game in Hamburg with friends
> mfw

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fuck paderdork people

>chocked
Why do people always misspell choked

WIR LIEBEN DEN SSV JAHN

How the FUCK can you be in fucking fourth place and have a goal difference of +2? What is this bullshit? Why did these people expect to get back up?
HSV slipping so hard no one is even shitposting about Köln's red card and 0:3.

>watching it with dear friends whose only flaw is being HIV fans while having to contain my overflowing schadenfreude because I hate that fucking club
It's a bitter sweet experience

Whoopsie.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IN BRIGHTON!!!

Elmo!

exactly
but they start to hate the HIV even more than I do.

Glen "Mayhem of Manchester" Murray

>HSV
OCH NÖ NÖ NÖ

City have responded

>HIV

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and the empire strikes back

hmmmmmmmm.......

Based

Reminder that for a brief amount of time at the beginning of the season, HSV was on the last place of the eternal second bundes table.

much more important than this little PL title is Tottenham Hotspur 1 - 0 Everton, means Salzburg guaranteed in CL next season

What is he thinking rn?

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hahahahahahaha

Why is this again? I still don't really get it.

HOLY SHIT
HAMBURG ARE RETARDS
ABSOLUTE OLMO

Last game for HSV will be at hime. There'll probably be a small Polizeiaufgebot?

>hamburg

>HSV
It just keeps happening

What does HSV stand for?

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O NO NO NO

Hosen sind verboten

Waiting for the inevitable chimpout at this hiv match

CL winner gets a guaranteed spot in CL next season, if he also qualifies via his league that guaranteed spot goes to the league on rank 11 in the UFEA ranking which was Austria for this season. With Tottenham and Liverpool both potential CL winners qualify via their league so Salzburg gets the place

remember when they fired Titz?

yes, good

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>implying tottenham will win the CL

HurenSohnVersager

What's his endgame? (besides being the biggest beta faggot in german professional football)

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City is winning btw

>HIV
Serves them right for sacking based Titz. Wiederauftstieg is not a selbstläufer. I wish fucking Köln faggots would also have to learn this.

too bad they play in Paderborn :(

Just imagine if Liverpool lost the CL to Tottenham of all teams, the dream of every ABL

true

I had hoped for Wolf to get into Relegation against VfB, though.

Is the simulcast sky commentator at sandhausen besoffen or just unterschicht?

Just wait for the next game. HSV at home.

try reading the second sentence again

Sandhouse and Farth are sweating rn

Wait for next week when they play in Hamburg and are utterly hopeless. Remember what happened when they actually won their last Bundesliga game and the fans still showed not the least bit of dignity?

Ah, alright, thanks. I thought the spot would just move down the table in their league. What about Europa League? Does it work similarly there?

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Why is Zebraposting not a thing?

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based Hundes and Hüüüündes, at least HSV is good for that.

this

maybe they'll burn down that ugly stadium

not sure tßh, I think in that case the league of the winner gets an additional spot. No idea what happens if the winner is qualified via his league though, could be that the other finalist gets the spot then or the 5th rank in the winners league

>that own goal
ultimate kek, 4000 IQ

Fiete-Fart is in

Czichos is probably the worst player ever to get promoted from 2nd to 1st bundes. Absolutely horrible.

>Duisburg
conceding meme goals is their game

literally just faggot donkeys.

>Duisburg

ANOTHER YELLOW CARD HAHAHA

Can he fix HSV?

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>Köln
Plombe alder

based

>worried.jpg

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does he have the Mia-san-Mia Gene?

there's not enough Medizinbälle in europe to fix HSV.

NIE MEHR
ERSTE LIGA
NIE MEHR
NIE MEHR

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HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HSV DU HURENSOHN MISSGEBURT

>all those HIV fans deluding themself that one year 2. Liga would do them well
next Kaiserslautern desu

It basically took a miracle to get Salzburg finally into the CL

Who hsv life long here? :(

>matchday
>kicker ticker shits itself
Not only is the magazine peak boomer, the website seems to run on 30 year old infrastructure as well

Nah, Bremen here. Fucking faggots. Gib Nordderby, you stupid club.

>have a striker that shoots as much goals as your 2nd and 3rd best scorers combined and is basically some kind of legend in your current squad
>he has some bad games and so obviously does your whole squad
>tell him he is shit and won't make it back into 1st, even if you get promoted
>he never recovers and so does your squad
Is this the kind of magnificent human resource management you need to make it as a top tier football club?

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>Bremen here
Nice

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they basically single handedly put Austria into that spot, it was the longest qualification for CL any team has ever done but it certainly is deserved

>be in Hamburg
>hear neighbour's kid crying
>hear other neighbour screaming and throwing stuff

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IHR SEID NUR EIN KARNEVALLSVEREIN
KARNEVALLSVEREIN
KARNEVALLSVEREIN

NUR
U
R

the only team I hate more than the HSV: Bremen
disgusting diseased marry

what's wrong with her face?

based

Hallelujah Hamburg is still showing signs of life. Now draw this match.

C H O K E

>be in Paderborn
>big festival is getting build up
> Just waiting for the game to end so i can have my Freibier
>poor HSV maybe i let you sip a bit

NUR
UUU
RUN

...

she's whoring since idk she was 14, probably. with every year she gets more ugly and disgusting

Yikes ugly pig

HSV was fucked before the 2. Liga season. The pre Stöger Abstieg did Köln well, because they had the chance to offload a lot of shit and get some celver dudes to rethink and rebuild your structures. Hamburg pretended to do that with Titz, but actually took the promotion for granted and forgot to actually put in some good work on every level.

source?

>That Sakai tackle
nice

>you now recall when Tekpetey couldn't handle some racist Austrian farmers
>can't handle Sakai either

merry4fun

He's an autistic control freak and everybody knows it. Honestly a mistake by the sportvorstand to not hire coachable players instead of egoistic toptalents. Surprised he managed to get along with neymar for as long as he did.

do you use 4chanX?

HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PSG is about to get promoted?

hsv.de/de/news/hsvnetradio/
gönnt euch brudis

I use 4chanXD xD

She's also Kiel bandwagoner bei dem Weg

Just give Douglas Santos already and fuck off

how are you still alive? and why do you still care?

>Regensburg

commentator sounds like he wants to kill himself lmao

based

danke brudi

NUR
U
R

Not really, they sound pretty optimistic

kek
>HSV

>HIV

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WIE DIE PADERBORNER NEBEN DENEN GANZE ZEIT DURCHDREHEN

Hamburger = hurensohn
H = h
Based maths

FÜR IMMER ZWEITE LIGA ...... HSV

MEMES
E
M
E
S

HIV
I
V

JUST

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>hsv.de/de/news/hsvnetradio/
she's from Kiel or Rendsburg

Ich liebe alle Menschen aber Hamburger sind solche hurensöhne oh Gott ey

>HIV

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NURRR DERRRRR

END THE LINE HAMBURGS

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he's about to cry ;_;

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m4f? more like m2f amirite?

one more and they have a 0 difference

Ich liebe alle Menschen sogar neger aber Hamburger sind solche hurensöhne oh Gott ey
ZWEITE LIGA IHR HURENSÖHNe

nicht alle! gibt hier auch vernünftige menschen

>2. LIGA HAMBURG IST DABEI im hintergrund

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lmao, now they're mad about the "Zweite Liga - Hamburg ist dabei chant"

EINFACH NUR HÖHNISCH

>4-1
4-1
>4-1
4-1
>4-1
4-1
>4-1
4-1

4:1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AGHAHAHAHAHHAAH

NUR DER HIVVVV

I just said it ...

Lifelong HSV here, aber ich kann nicht mehr
Which club should I support next season?

>HIV

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here we go

Now its getting sad

>ACH JA, HÖR AUF

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>HIV

>HSV

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NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Hey, this pacenog is pretty gud

Holzbein Kiel

Union?

>born in Bremen
>grew up in Keil
>lifelong Holstein fan
sounds familiar, doesn't it?

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HERMANN LÖNS DIE

Werder Bremen

Regensburg.

>NUUUR DERRR SCPPP

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schalke

SCHADE HAMBURG ALLES IST VORBEI
ALLES IST VORBEI
ALLES IST VORBEI

Paderborn bist dann auch mal 1. Liga fan

schalke

City is still on the verge of slipping btw

ahem

>GD of 0

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>Ossis chimping out

EINER GEHT NOCH
EINER GEHT NOCH REIN

are you okay?

No they won't slip.

RealBased

who cares

What would you do if your hand look like this?

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>SIEG
>SIEG
>SIEG
>SIEG
>SIEG

>only one up
like poop hasn't slipped before

eh not rly t b h

Stuttgart - Union Relegation
Who will win?

it's over for the HSV

at least one more year in the 2nd league

Das wäre mit HSV PLUS nicht passiert!!!
2.LIGA HAMBURG IST DABEI!!
Nächste Saison gegen abstieg und in 4-5 Jahren wird es den HSV nicht mehr geben!!!
DANKE AN ALLE DIE FÜR HSV PLUS ABGESTIMMT HABEN!!!!EUER VERDIENST!!!

My heart says Union, but my gut says Stuttgart.
My brain says I don't know.

become a porn star

Schutti, poonion are even worse.

Red pill me on HSV plus

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IN BRIGHTON

So where and why did everything go downhill for Hamburg?

>Köln
they're gonna go straight down again

banger

What is he thinking right now?

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the day they announced the leaving of Jan-Fiete

Red card and the season is already over for them, this doesn't mean much.

>2. Liga is easy

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DELET!

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In the whole second leg of the season. Their on the relegation spot if you only look on the rückrunden table.
Why? Its Hamburg

Stuttgart have gotten a bit better with their new coach. Union have a massive choking problem

Imagine choking this hard

This season? The day they fired Titz.

HEIDE HEIDE BRENNT

Direkter Wiederaufstieg la'

HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ihr Hamburger hursnehne Gluz ihr Missgeburten fickt eich allen ihre

you tell me

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I mean in general. In the mid 2000s they were a top 5 club and in the last 5-6 years a bottom league club in the Bundesliga and now in the 2. Bundesliga

It unironically started with the derby weeks in 2009. Hamburg played against Bremen 4 times in 3 weeks, in the cup, in the league and in the UEFA Cup. They lost all but one of these games. Ever since they have been getting worse and worse every year, thanks to really bad management and investors wanting to get more power over the club.

POLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTERPOLTER

long story short. Really, I mean really, bad management.

Why is Heidenheim so mad?

fun fact: for the first time Düsseldorf and Köln are in the same league

Wasn't that the week with the Papierkugel incident?

>you now remember the papierkugel of doom

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>yfw HSV wins next match 22:0

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Fürth is going to win their match while hiv only gets a remis max so that they end up on a direkter Abstiegsplatz for the second leg of the season

Yes, precisely. That Papierkugel unironically destroyed Hamburg's future. Without that they would have reached the UEFA Cup finale, with a decent chance to win it. Meaning much more money for the club and better players being interested in playing for the club. But instead a slow decline started that day.

This is actually true

SURE FREN HAHAHAHA

Is there a more pathetic club than Hamburg?

HSV, NIE MEHR BUNDESLIGA!

Dortmund and Liverpool choking a 9 point lead

Best thing is that Papierkugel was part of a Hamburg fan choreography. They dug their own grave.

>Köln vs. Regensburg 3:5
>Duisburg vs. Heidenheim 3:4
>Crystal Palace vs. Bournemouth 4:3
>Augsburg vs. Hertha 3:4
Nobody wants to defend anymore at the end of the season?

Most of those matches didn't really matter, it was just some footy with the lads.

Do people really think that's worth shit with half a season still to play? Lose the 6 point match against the runner up and gone it is.

Worst (realistically) possible management.

Also 'selbstläufer' is bad language on 4channel now. Didn't think the Yea Forums mods could get any more anal.

>5:3 already at Crystal Palace v Bournemouth

>Also 'selbstläufer' is bad language on 4channel now. Didn't think the Yea Forums mods could get any more anal.
wat?

The germANOphobe jannie wants us the speak American

WTF I love the Hausmeisterz now!

wie many deutsche words sind too viel?

2

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tipped 1:1 lads to maybe get an advantage today, too risky??

>rode
more like marode, am I right? :DDD

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>bundesliga is boring
>bundesliga is the last tournament where the winner still hasn't been decided
You can only choose one

>bundesliga is the last tournament where the winner still hasn't been decided

scheise

bundesliga is the last tournament where the winner still hasn't been decided

I choose "bundesliga is boring"

> choose

>Rebic
lmao Frankfurt is probably slipping

WHAT THE FUCK REBIC???????????

does anyone know that ska punk like song played after the macth chelsea against frankfurt?

Did he shoot straight into goalkeeper?

Straight over the stadium from six meters.

Classic kek
He is a blithering idiot.

youtube.com/watch?v=t1ywnQ6qhgg

This one?

state of my parlay with O 3.5 goals in the frankfurt match

That is not ska punk

tipped 1:1. if it hits or stays draw i might still have a shot at winning the tippspiel

but is it ska keller?

Will we have a bundes tippspiel next season?

What a sloppy first half, this doesn't look good boys.

kind of dont want to do bundes tippspiel because everyone will just lose interest midway in

set one up and I will take part/win it

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>Yes bro, I'm excited to see the era of the bull, how did you know?

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>going from bandwagoning the pillendreher to red bull

back to 55chan/tr and stay there

Omfg that new Hertha manager. 2. Bundesliga again for my favourite team

Mateta is bad but he's also good

I can see you are seething my friend

Yes

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Lemur @ frankshit

>it's a team hits a spell of bad form before facing bayern/europe episode

looks like next week's 0-0 deal is off

HAHAHAHAHSHSHHSHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Bankfurz

ich bin so 1 dummbatz
fleisch schon fast fertig und vergessen Reis zu kochen

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Frankfurz won't even make it to Europaleague xD

Frankfurt losing today but winning next week would be ideal

basado

UUUUUUUUUUJAH

Ninja Turtles

Frankfurt no :(

it's going to happen, says it right here in the script.

It's going to survive for approximately 2 matchdays and you know it

getting my hopes up for the 1:1. i would need to make up a 4 point lead to win the tippspiel

Ujah = elite?

Ujah more like Uyes
>*editor's note, this is a double meme referring to jah = yes and Moyesification at the same time

never mind, my post did not age well

disregard tips, acquire trips

>rests players in crucial top 4 game because EL
>lose EL
>now lose top 4
bravo

>H-HINTI ARMI

He didn't rest anyone except for Jovic tho.

not watching, what did he do?

>wanted to check the HSV tm forum
>clicked on "Vereinsforen 1. Bundesliga" by accident

Reminder that SGE must lose today for a kino last matchday

>he didn't rest anyone except for their only good player

Frankfurt losing today is the best scenario for Dortmund, so they give their all vs Buyern.

nutmeg goal

based Ujah is 100% Jesus

>ynr bunnis comunio

:( but I can try

Just in case you are unaware, we are now at 27 goals in 9 matches, which gives us exactly 3 goals per match.

>shitzig
>shitbach
>shitterkusen
>shitsburg
>shittenheim
ugh

you forgot
>shitmund

no

Don't talk like that about your fellow American tourists

Komm süßer Tod, drück mir die Augen zu, komm selige Ruh'

Frankfurt is clearly completely drained. Bayern will rape them and easily win the title next week

Implying any fat cunt amerisharts would go to bruges

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yes

Baku finally came to Frankfurt :D

pretty much repeated Leipzig's mistakes from last year

>cricket
That's not how you spell borepaddle, """mate""".

>hurr frankfurt is totally drained 2 days after flying back from england
give them a 1 week rest and they'll be ready to rape Bayern

based Führer

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6-1

they've been shit for an entire month

ouch

let me guess, there's already a huge shitstorm because of that

even better now with the whole dumb american nosex stuff

Quick rundown?

Long live the mother as the foundation of society. To all female Aue fans that arent mothers yet I say: Become a mother and carry on the Aue-DNA.

udderly based, good to see that not everybody is fucked in the head

>If Frankfurt will not come to Baku, then Baku must go to Frankfurt'

Frankfurt right now is like me finishing anything before the dead line. You know you don't have to, so why not wait?

yikes #notmypresident

lol

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why would there be, this is in Saxony where people aren't as insane as in other part of this shit country

only that now they arent in charge anymore and have to rely on others helping them/the teams before them slipping. Wolfsburg will most likely win against Augsburg, same with Hoffenheim against Mainz. There's a big chance that they wont play EC next season

>Cuckpool cucked
>Hamburg cucked
>Frankfurt cucked

what a day to be alive

Based

god bless

>F-frankfurt got this

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literally impossible to argue this, dried up feminists on suicide watch.

in saxony the sane people leave
lmao

>t. asshammered Wessi
go vote Green, fren

wach wie fick

t. kleiner drogensüchtiger Mohamett

>state facts
>n-no u
reminder that east germany purged its intellectual elites

>imagine unironic haleposting

neue

Ist das Stadion dir zu leer, gebär, gebär, gebär!

>tfw no thicc Ossi GF to impregnate
:(

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