UFC 237 - /heem/ far Q edition

BJ slipped

wow what a fight

THIS IS A LIVE THREAD, STOP NAMING IT /HEEM/

I don't even want to watch this shit
It's seriously too Bellator

The absolute municipality of the UFC in 2019

This is pretty common in the espn era for some reason

*/heem/s you*

BEE
JAY
PEEN

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sound is cutting out because they are on cable and someone is swearing probably

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its switching from mono to stereo breh

I've got Aldo and Lima.

Do we think Penn managed to get a decision before his gas failed him? I say nope.

someone make a gamethread so we can move on it

the corners keep cursing

>implying mma threads and not calling it /heem/
Newfag

/heem/ was the friends we made along the way

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Not even close. 1 was close-ish, 2 and 3 were all Guida.

Do Americans really make popcorn out of beer?

Usual rules, post with a pic, no more additions once the main card starts.
Rose Namajunas vs. Jéssica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Irene Aldana vs. Bethe Correia

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>guida didnt fake getting heemed
CRINGE

29-28 BJ

I would fuck BJ Penn up, true story

Wtf is wrong with his face? Does that fag inject botox or whatever?

30-26 BJ

Clay let BJ coast put of respect. Can't tell of based or cringe.

>UFC's finest
>Penn and Guida

LMAO.

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lol at Guida not letting BJ climb the cage, dude might retire after this [spoiler]probably not[/spoiler]

>continuously cordial with opponent DURING the fight
>help him up multiple times
>visibly rock him and don't finish
>keep spamming takedowns you know aren't going to work
>after the fight hug him and try to give fellatio
is guida brain dead?

ROBBERY

That fight was wmma tier.

Wew kek lel

BJ is a fucking dork

well shit, you should just switch over to Bellator commentary

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How is Guida still a professional fighter? How is he any better than that WWE guy?

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no, but we do make chicken soup out of chicken shit

Penn Vs Punk

>clay about to get some cardio in
good for him

Clay is reddit

Yes.

Andrade
Anderson
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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Rose
Cannonier
Volan
Alves
Aldana

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Clay's corner keeps swearing, they cut it audio.

Censoring swearing is the worst thing UFC does.

WOW IT WASNT A FAKE FIGHT

BJ was robbed he was defending with his head very well

BJ
BJ
BJ
BJ

Why does Dana still let BJ fight?

GIVE IT UP FOR DJ!!!!

BJ has been fighting in the UFC longer than most of /heem/ has been alive.

strong correlation between losing fighters and this bum lately brehs

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I want to see BJ Penn vs CM Punk

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY back when

nerd

BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ

Stay buttblasted pennfag

BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ

Please someone post that cringe moment of BJ raising his hands

>trying to get a BJ chant going
It never gets old.

Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

Momma put me on the fridge

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it's an Italian thing..you wouldn't understand.

Oh 100% b. Has a private plastic surlgeon in Utawl.

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What are you guys drinking?

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Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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NAME SOME MORE PEOPLE ASSHOLE

yes

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Just let him fight punk at this point.

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>when she asks what you want for birthday

>BJ
>Climb cage

Not without one of these

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Can he shut the fuck up?

jon anik please pull the mic away. crowd is talking over clay.

BJ Penn's wife getting heemed tonight

Namajunas
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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lmao this postfight

*jogs on spot*

kek

what a fucking meme fight

What did he mean by this?

FUCK YOU!

what is bj penn doing???? please retire buddy

LMAO even BJ’s opponents feel bad for him at this point

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>second period

Clay would be the type of guy to rock up at your house early on a Sunday morning in denim shorts, white hi tops and a fluro singlet, waking your hungover ass up and telling you its a beautiful morning for a bike ride.

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thanks Clay, my mom will appreciate that

HOLY FUCKIN BASED

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Bethe

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can tell that tastes like shit just by the label

Serginhoooooooooo

underrated

He hasn't won since 2010 dont get too wet for that bag of fertilizer

>his girlfriend doesn’t give him head every day
>not asking for a threesome for your birthday
>laughingthots.jpg

BJ's comeback begins tomorrow. He'll fight for the belt on UFC 337.

Clay Guida is the type of dude I would like to have a drinks with.

you could hear Guida's fat pig of a brother even tell him in between rounds "cut that shit out" hahaha

braise it

remember when dana white got pissed that old man tito and chuck were fighting? now he has silva and bj penn being wheeled out for him

>thinking of NBA playoffs
NBA doesn't use periods, they use quarters
he's such a retard

just started dating a filipno girl and the first thing i thought of was that retard on ufc game threads that posts 'would you date a qt filipina?'

fridged

Clay purposely didnt finish BJ out of respect.
Took it easy on him

Rose Namajunas
Anderson Silva
Alexander Volkanovski
Laureano Staropoli
Irene Aldana

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>Cheap 20% white wine
it's like battery acid.

Speaking of BJ, I just got home from Hawaii. Stayed on the kona side though. Next time I wanna do a few nights on the Hilo side so I can check out Kehena Beach and the waterfalls. But we had a really nice time on the big island and I highly recommend.

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Rose
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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Would you?

I love how Brendan, a ''''comedian'''' didn't even get that joke. Far too subtle for my mans, b.

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Holloway Vs Penn in Hawaii.

It is what it is.

I've said this a bunch of times, it has to happen

>rose
>Cannonier
>Aldo
>Starpoli
>Aldana

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you leafs have it easier with your dogs, at least until peanut butter prices go up as much as meat and bread has

So I guess the answer is yes?

took them long enough, desu

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What caused BJ's downfall? Drug induced psychosis or cte?

Saved us the site of seeing BJ huffing and puffing while trying to get up on the cage

Jon Jones v Penn is the fight to make

>tapping to a joint lock

Andrade
Silva
Volkswagon
Alves
Correia

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Rose
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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father time, he comes for us all

fuck

what are we gonna do now

>Sign up to die for Israel goy!

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Nobody needs a Penn in the modern digital age.

Is that a crocodile missing most of its upper mouth or what?

Cowboy deserves a title shot. Habib is a faggot

UFC keeps putting out shit cards every single week and wonder why EVERYONE streams now. We get 1 good card every 3 months and 15 shitty ones in-between.

LEMME BANG, BRO

Dammit, I'm going to buy the PPV!

FREIRE BROTHERS ARE ABOUT TO SHARE THE PAIN OF CHANDLERS RIGHT HAND KO

>what are we gonna do now
change s to z I guess

Unironically though BJ vs Boston Salmon

Israel is our greatest ally and only legitimate democracy in the middle east. They are a beacon of light in a part of the world riddled in darkness.

BJ penn vs CM punk is the fight to make

There is a fag in this thread spamming links to streams so most of them are going to be yanked by the end of the card most likely.

He was always overrated. He dominated in an era when the top guys were one-dimensional shifters like Matt Hughes (who still best BJ), and Sean “the steroid shark” Sherk. As soon as he started fighting dudes with well-rounded skills, he got dominated. Plus, he’s a lazy fuck, barely trains, eats like shit, and he’s gotten old and slow.

I DO LET YOU BANG BRO.

The "Prodigy", everyone.

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Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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BJ should return to HW and fight Ngannou.

9 Y E A R S
Y
E
A
R
S

abomination

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It’s current day Jacare.

time to shill out that seven thousand dollars plus tip I suppose

>tfw I was still in high school the last time he won a fight

dark energy
>rise to the top
>get god complex
>drugs, infidelity
>starts fucking wife up ass and demanding kinkier and kinkier shit for greater rush
>beats her up when she refuses
>hide domestic abuse from public
>do drugs to cope
>wife exposes you
>hang on to the only thing you know (or used to)
>fade out
he chose his own dark path user.

go back to r/thefighterandthekid and stop hating on my mans you Cheeto dust nerd.

GOOD fight

I agree he's disgustingly overrated, but how do we go from the BJ that destroyed the scariest Diego Sanchez to.....this dazed and confused punching bag? There's a mental thing going on.

What time does the Bellator main card start

Why doe BR fighters look like some variation of aldo? short and bald with shrek ears

I'll never tired of Segio's backwards katakana tattoo

FUCK, I was too busy shitposting I forgot to go take a piss

What's r/thefighterandthekid? Is that on reddit? How would you know about that, user? I think you should go back.

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WHERE THE NEW THREAD

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stop acting like fighters haven't turned around 7 fight skids to be champ

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When the FUCK is my boy Ryan Hall going to fight again on his way to tapping Cantega with a toehold?

Hey they are the chosen, were you chosen I didnt't hink so pal. Consider mutilating your new born son next time and maybe you'll get some blessings from such things.

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he’s just older and slower, he aged like milk

Did our guy BJ Penn win?

fighting's a hard game to quit, i mean these guys got 0 applicable skills and have been chasing this shit their entire lives, wtf is he even going to do, when you step inside the ring you're a fucking god, hard to live without it

yes

Whisper it. It's coming.

>Pretending not what Reddit is

The state of Cheeto nerds

What a great match up.

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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Not if I heem myself first.

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Ryan Hall vs Kron Gracie WHEN?

To be fair, Diego is pretty overrated too. Dude has like 3 finishes in his entire UFC career (and one of them was at 185 against Kenny Florian who wound up fighting at 145).

Who are these clowns

when's the next good fight?

It's already added, you fuck

he won:
the story of the fight
the crowd
the war

he lost:
the decision
the fight
my respect

My man is this a game?

>What is reading & comprehension
The state of Shlub fans

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I'm not paying for another ppv til I get a guarantee that they play Face the Pain.

Moraes back tattoo looks crooked

nvm I got it, and she does as well

Not even a little.

BJ’s rich as fuck. He doesn’t need to work, he’s more than set for life. He was set for life even before he started fighting.

UFC needs to cut these cans

>You now remember Diego the Gun Nunez having an excellent record, losing to Kenny Florini in a """title eliminator""" (he never would have fought his buddy aldo) then disappearing from mma

BJ Penn's family founded Penn fishing reels, he comes from money and has lived a pampered privileged life, he was never hard or even that good, just better trained than his competition

Andrajjj
Cannonpowder
Aldow
Alves
Betche

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You're not proving me wrong, nerd.

>He doesn’t need to work, he’s more than set for life. He was set for life even before he started fighting.
How did this meme get started?

I thought he was the husband to Amanda Nunes. Kek, I sure was wrong.

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kek do these retards think this is gonna protect them??

military adds, wtf

Rose Namajunas
Jared Cannonier
Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves
Bethe Correia

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BJ's biggest moment was getting squashed by GSP

Help a brother out, m8.

That and the fighters weren't near as good back then.

>not being in the navy

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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The characters are backwards too. It's great.

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His family is extremely wealthy, m8. It’s pretty common knowledge.

>retards
>delivering free streams
fuck up cunt, you're worse than reddit

Rose Namajunas
Anderson Silva
José Aldo
Thiago Alves
Irene Aldana

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leg is hamburger

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Here’s a quick thought: BJ would absolutely destroy all of you with relative ease

when is jake yager fighting?

SD Branch pwning SD Aldo

>picks the BJJ character
>spams overhands

Any other oldfags here remember Twitchy?

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags

Prove it.

i do

Stop posting the fucking stream you fuck

calm down BJ. don't you have a flight back to Hawaii to catch

I live on the 5th floor. He'd be gassed by the time he got to me.

Do you guys pick one stream for the entire night? Or do you go from one bootleg stream to another? I'm not poor so idk

hamburger is mincemeat

t. cuckold

Is /heem/ going for Rose?

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but Clay Guide would be there to lift our spirits

This isn’t /pol/ faggot

Thanks. Mind if I share on a facebook group?

no shit?

20-17 Alves

already bored of this card bros what do

>post with a pic
the autist who takes the picks doesnt have that autistic rule what's your major malfunction? lol

I'd plant a smooch on top of Rose's head.

Twitchy oh Twitchy
we loved you so
Twitchy oh Twitchy
where did you go?

poor lads brain turnt to mush

>caring about dykefights

Warlley Alves is the only man who's beaten undefeated world champion Colby Covington in the Octagon.

Imagine buying a rental car

lel too many brazilians get katakana tattoos and I find it hilarious

Namajunas
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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What are you guys eating/drinking? I'm almost done with a full glass of whiskey and ordered loaded chili cheese fries and a burger. I rarely drink and haven't had junk food in months but it felt right tonight. Feels okay/10. Could use more heems.

No one cares stupid cunt. No one loves you.

>I'm not poor
I'm not either and still not buying this shit Mr. UFC.

>MorAES will need MORE ICE

Comedy gold.

>more ice
l0000000000000000000

Does BJ win the rematch?

mincemeat is good with onions and garlic

Trump supporter here, how many languages you know?

Water.

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What are you guys eating/drinking? I'm almost done with a full glass of whiskey and ordered loaded chili cheese fries and a burger. I rarely drink and haven't had junk food in months but it felt right tonight. Feels okay/10. Could use more heems!

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Alves has good conditioning

this is why the other flags make fun of us

nobody cares that you’re eating chili cheese fries you absolute mongrel

BJ penn is as good as he ever was. everyone who fought before 2010 was a can is all

Is Joe calling the fights tonight?

coffee and maybe a bong in a bit

Anik is now the new comedic commentator. Joe can quit now.

no

Realistically BJ just needs to declare himself a woman and try to get a fight against bethe at 145.

lol wgaf what they say. Grow a spine

before the aldo fight I'm going to pickup some chicken wings and fries

Wtf is this audio? Loud ass spic corner screaming, cant hear commentary

Water and maybe 1 mixed drink. Smoking some weed, but nothing wild.

Drinking Live Oak Hefeweizen
Just got done surfing.

Damn stop using Firefox use brave or something that isn't so cucked.

Thanks, mind if I share it with reddit?

close the window

you're gunna heem the toilet tomorrow my guy

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could you take a leg kick like that without crying /heem/??

Pat Barry gets off to all all the comments soi boys leave about his groomed from 16, mentally ill little wife.

Joe is shit without Goldy

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

HEEM SLEEPY

Based no tattoos man

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Did this BJJ nigga really think it was a good idea to fight a 100% kickboxing fight with a champion kickboxer?

>Trump supporter
You're definitely fluent in Hebrew and Yiddish

so based :')

Moraes is such a fag

HEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

.wtf is this nig doing

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BRUH

HEEEEEM SLEEEEPY

BASED LEG KICKS

HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HHEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM

Alves hit him so hard he lost all the bones in his body.

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

holy shit

HEEEEEEEEEEM

Pat and Rose are based I thought we already decided this

lmaooo what a can. folded like usman did to him.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

clean up your diet bro

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are you sure about that? mine is still working

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

do nothing and loose°
what a surprise

KEK

fucking disney legal team is at it again

JESUS HELPED ME HEEM THIS MOTHER FUCKER

Whiskey and coke. Also you're going to utterly destroy your toilet tomorrow. I hope you're ready

What's wrong with firefox?

All these clowns 3min behind

I dont usually care about WMMA but rose is cool desu

Hope there is a brazo catholic who will rise to take out Khabib
Jesus versus Mohammed

heem leggy sleepy

It's really because Goldy was so shit and that made Joe look good.

I'd like to have some fish and grits to watch the fights with.

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Heh

>JESUS
Based

what a massacre round

>coral springs

Fight name "the Crusader"

Okay bear with me

CM Punk
BJ Penn
Crackhead Priscilla
Boston Salmon
Toilet Till

Winner gets a title shot and TRT exemption

Who takes it?

I don't get it

Maybe if the retards on here stopped spamming it

what a heeeeeem

Light brown nigga finally defeating a dark brown nigga

oh shit I remember that day

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for a guy with great trash talk Cruz is a shite commentator. DC says he chopped him down Cruz responds

>He falls like a a a a........ piece of wood.

best city in broward

Aldo about to nuke half these Aussie posters soon.

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>this is why the other flags make fun of us

>nobody cares that you’re eating chili cheese fries you absolute mongrel
Other countries make fun because they are obsessed with us and never been here, know nothing about America and how different the states are.

Drinking some Corona's with lime and some Paulaner when the Mexican piss water is gone. Eating some Gino's East pizza.

link to this page?

ESPN is unironically trying to heem the sport. This is insane.
First they make the cards shit, then they take down the only way most people even bother watching. There's no reason for this, their service is an absolute mess.

:)

You sound fat.

Stop raping men. It’s not ok.

>Brainlets can't find a stream in 2019.

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>Paulaner
based

Reminder Ali Abdelaziz was arrested on 9/11 attempting to fly to NYC from Egypt carrying five fake passports

kamaru Usman is a sleeper agent for Boko Haram and his father is a convicted felon rotting in Federal prison

old.reddit.com/r/MMAStreamz/comments/bnja72/event_thread_ufc_237/

Stop killing men.

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you now remember famous burger posting

I feel like you just started heeming a month ago

hungry tummy and no alcohol because i am poor

is he confessing his gay lover

Shut the fuck up, fish killer.

>There's no reason for this, their service is an absolute mess.
No it actually works just fine. You're just really poor and stupid. And worthless.

was that a marriage proposal

Who 100% Jesus here?

I've been going to therapy for almost a year now, I can live with some of my mistakes.

give us the link faggot

Why did Moraes give up?

Brazilian Portuguese doesn't sound like a latin language, the accent makes it almost sound eastern european
to my stupid ears, at least

I honestly hope you get hepatitis.

chadmendes
So proud of my good buddy @clayguida on his huge win over the legend @bjpenn in Brazil!! Ur an animal bro! Now get back home and let’s get back on the water!!!! @finzandfeatherzguides #clayguida #ufc #fights #brazil #finzandfeatherz
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rose
cannonier
volkan
alves
aldana

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ESPN destroys everything it touches tbf. I still dont understand the whole program works. If you buy a PPV you get just that card or you get more why are people so annoyed?

gay

100% JC but can't follow his ways and knowingly go against them when it suits me
t.punished follower

how deep does ali ebeldaliz go?

He was thanking the guy that picked him up from the streets and trained him as a fighter

lol I feel fat. Doubt I can get through these fries

Sup /heem/

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Murder is not a mistake. You MURDERED that poor fish. You’re a monster.

thanks to Schuab bragging about pirated streams they all go down now.

>a nigger’s father is in prison

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whose the bottom

>What's wrong with firefox?
amp.reddit.com/r/MozillaInAction/comments/5vc738/mozilla_removes_features_to_please_sjw_google/

breitbart.com/tech/2016/01/20/copy-new-internet-browser-brave-announced/amp/

pcper.com/2018/05/firefox-goes-open-sores/

why Jap and Thai guys never thank Buhda after a heem

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I hope you leave me alone for the fights.
Yeah well I gave it the best life I could give it, I got it a nice 5 gallon tank with a filter and live plants and a heater. Most of the betta fish live in tiny bowls.

> picked him up from the streets
I bet he did

sup

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DANA PISS OFF YOU STUPID TWAT NO ONE IS SUBSCRIBING TO ESPN+

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Tall steelie (watchu know bout that probably nothin) and wave vodka. Bought a 2 dollar frozen pizza and loaded it with veggies i had on hand. Good times fights suck so far but i should be drunk enough to not care sooner or later

Give it a rest, it's an imitator like all the others

buddha doesnt have to be thanked, he isnt that insecure

How is Lellator? Wanna see Douglas Lima vs Michael Paige VanZant
(someone please photoshop PVZ with the face of MVP. I am the pun master.)

wtf he fought nick diaz?

Based Schaub

It fucks up the flow of the image and makes it more difficult to find the pick itself

Why not just sub to ESPN+

>cheap
>HD
>not 3 minutes behind

1pm too early to start heeming my liver?

You did this.

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casuals out

when was the last time an asian fighter knocked out anybody?

>ESPN is unironically trying to heem the sport. This is insane.
>First they make the cards shit, then they take down the only way most people even bother watching. There's no reason for this, their service is an absolute mess.
It's actually when the mafia sold it to California faggots.

camilaoliveirareal
My crew #UFC237 #Errejota #UFC
instagram.com/p/BxV8dAoBvDZ/

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fuckin shill

My beef with espn+ is you cant pause and rewind. That makes it inferior to regular tv.

They see streaming as a replacement for cable which is slowly dying out, the MO is subs at any cost

Dude, come on it's the only day of the week I get some joy in my life. Not tonight man.

As long as you repent m8

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lanklets BTFO

2>>1

Cant wait to watch GOAT Fitch fight again

6/10 4/10 5/10
UFC is broke

Any heems so far lads?

This Holobaugh bum hasn't won a fight in almost 2 years, he's never won a fight in the UFC and has fought 3 times in the UFC. He lost his debut at UFC 159 and then got dropped. He even managed to get his contender fight overturned for using an IV.

you need to start watching one fc and uncaz yourself my friend

all the top thais and japs fight in one

because they don't exist heathen

Yeah it was the fight that made him "retire" the first time.

Typical weak Brazilian mindset

>Jesus Christ

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every fight

I've had these for like two years then fight it with another one and flush it down the toilet and buy a new one lol

Is #3 a tranny?

Maybe you should kill yourself like you killed that poor fish.

You've never noticed JC fighters/athletes always win?

THUG ROSE

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SPIRITS HIGH FOR ROSE BROTHERS

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Literal heemfest

Bernardo got one-shotted

Is Cannonier the black jewish guy who pulls out those hebrew charms when he wins?

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any stream links fellas?
cant wait to watch the fights for free!

Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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i'll sub to ESPN+ if they add nude fighter profiles thank you dana

BRAZIL YUR A DUMP

Sumo tournament starts tonight lads

old.reddit.com/r/MMAStreamz/comments/bnja72/event_thread_ufc_237/

will she ever let her hair grow again?

>ywn hear Bruce Buffer scream your name and give you a fist bump

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lowkey sick card?

Thiago santos in the crowd

HEAD MOVEMENT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Holobaugh is a fucking can.
Kurt “the Human Heavybag” Holobaugh

she strikes me as the type to keep the drapes short and the carpet long

Namajunas
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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Finna watch this Top Rank pillowfist event if these fights don't start getting good

The heem consensus on this?

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Why are there so many cans fighting tonight?

fist bump seems forced a lot of the time
that should be reserved for heem royalty

Holobaugh's back tat looks like those advert tattoos fighters used to get back in the day.

You know she has a hairy asshole

the fights have been spicy as fuck you stupid blind fuck suck dicks and die

Kinda looks flabby and gross now. I feel like she would smell like pee.

>non American/Canadian cards
>complete garbage

Dana is a xenophobe

Andrade
Cannonier
José
Alves
Aldana

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based and christpilled.

2/10 would not bang

They obviously want the Brazilian fighters to win

Chimp whore who’s seen better days

Vaguely mongrelesque.

white women that exclusively bang niggers have black and hairy assholes

'cause is neo UFC

Not the best fight this is it, how do you suggest spicing it up /heem/?

I'd be too busy staring down my opponent 2bh

nasty cunt who'd let you shit on her
would

Oh shit, I totally forgot. Ichinojo's Yokozuna run is officially on

Forgot to post the tale of hte tapes

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Man Cruz commentating is amazing, he's spoon feeding easy questions to DC

Pat Barry is a mutt not a nog

I prefer crackhead vanzant

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based

my head hurt trying to read that..ugh

Those tits look fake, would not bang

from left to right
>a better version of Tila Tequila
>a worse version of Kourtney Kardashian
>a better version of Miranda Cosgrove

More straight kicks in the face.

ooof, please, it's too early

would rehydrate

delicious

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payback for the advertisements on these streams

What record does he need to advance? or is it based on the standings

>its a fighter who is talented and lands lot of good shots but is pillowfisted and will probably be heemed episode

This commentary is horrible. DC and Dom are butt buddy faggots

He apparently spanked Takayadu in pre tournament sparring

Van Slutten

>promoting joining to the US army like if it was a videogame
americans

cruz is garbage nobody can top joe "he's hurt" rogan

square and blocky. and also dumb af

JUST DIE

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Hot as fuck

HNNNGGG

Chains running from one fighter's gloves to the other's nipples

does mexico even have an army? or do the cartels run that too

the US Army literally had a fortnite game before fortnite even existed to recruit kids

moises will this this fight easily

>Americans trying to speak Portuguese

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Look at that Brazilian pizza

Uh vai morrer heem

me on the right

He needs 33 wins in 3 tournaments, he already has a 14-1

>mfw americans take the UH VAI MORRER chant serious

LMAO SUCH IDIOTS

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Americas Army

It was free too

>uvai morer

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The WMMA fights tonight were unironically spicy as fuck. It's an omen for the main event

Fat uggo with fake tits
2/10 would not bang

80 IQ HOLO

i dislike DC but his commentary is pretty based. Much more unapolagetic with his calling out fighter shit than joe is

This guy has got a gigachin

How do you say "kill yourself m8" in hue?

>this week
>WE EAT

what is this face conveying?

Crowd laughing at the banshee

I like him calling fights as well.

If you chanted "you're gonna die" in America some nog would pull a gun on you

uhhh vai morre

smugness

>stormy Sunday
>snug under blanket with afternoon heems
Doesn't get any better lads.

It's "Matate compañero" apparently according to translate

>i dislike DC
literally who does this

Thinly-veiled contempt.

Non redditors

HOLOBUM

i love sucking dick

thug rose
cannonier
aldo
staropoli
big betche

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DC is reddit incarnate.

Based. Hope you've got a beer and bong near ya

nah...fiuck off bot

I live to see retarded brazilian crowds get silenced. Can’t wait to see nogueira and silva both get retired by american BLVCK BVLLS

jon jones defenders
dude steroids lmao

se mata lol

based. I got shit to do tomorrow but I'm staying up late just to fuck my shit up

Got a whisky and might have a puff later before dinner.

Got tea?

this bum is terrible

It's such a subhuman thing to chant.

oil checks you

Do I include the lol?
Is portugee?

...

Y NUEVO! aaand NEW!

shook

It this bait?

t. Seething wh*Toid

>needs a ko
>keeps wrestling

Good stuff m8

Ahhhh, which one do I chooooosee

Ffs lads

Why you fucks

Cheeky whisky lad, but had a dry Fri/Sat so I'm ok

eat a dick

Nog gonna heem this nog

is that the stock photo sold with that frame

MUTT SLEEEEEPY

Nigga just silenced the crowd