BLUES @ SHARKS WCF GAME 1 - 2016 REMATCH EDITION

shorks can't even fucking breath air. Imagine thinking they can win this series

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>user... Are you going to come watch the game with me..?

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A
FUCKING
NOTE

I'm from the future
Blues win in 6
Score will be 4 - 2
Thank you

Normally I'd root for an irrelevant CA team over Shit Louis, but that CA team seems to have a bunch of bandfaggon newfags pop out of nowwhere being all obnoxious and shit, so go Blues I guess.

ready for the ek65 redemption arc to begin /hoc/?

I liked him better back when he was just making gun videos on YouTube.

shorks bandwagon reporting

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Me on the bottom

>kenny albert
fucks sake nbc get gord for this series

Bless the Sharks

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Let’s go San Jose zebras!

Gord is in Yurop for the world championship, feels bad man

who /bruins/ here?

anyway go Blues

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lmao never knew this guy loooked like this

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why the fuck do we never get randy

Based Gord back with tsn for the worldc hampionship desu

imagine the smell

Can’t wait until the San Jose spics get blown the fuck out, god i fucking hate the wetbacks that ruin California

Because he is only does regional games. Everything after round 2 is national.

For me, it's not caring who wins this series because they are the good guys no matter what

SEETHING

silly shorks have no clue what is about to hit them

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Anyone but Boston desu

not true desu

he's covered multiple national games

I'M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THIS TIME

where can i watch this online? for free ideally

same. home town Blues fan, and Shorks fan on the side. exciting series. obviously I'd rather see the Blues, but anyone but BAWSTEOWN

worldcupfootball.me/nhl/2018030321/a

>A MUSICAL NOTE

>poos

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It’s tough to watch NBC try to hype up the Sharks as deserving. Basically a participation trophy at this point.

nhl.com

thx m8

lmao the nhl network cut the feed because they thought the mad men finale was an advert

this is almost as faggy as Vegas

Reggie Jackson in da house

Who the fuck is Reggie Jackson?

just come over to my house bro

blues > canes > sharks > bruins

this

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ah the sharks and blues. who everyone thought would be in the wcf.

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So just watched the Pavelski injury and the subsequent 5min pp the Sharks used to get back into the game, without they probably would have lost the series. I've got to say, that has to be the weakest 5min major I've ever seen. Literally just a push and the guy stumbles backwards awkwardly and smashes his head on he ice. Tired of this bs where the penalty is determined after they evaluate the seriousness of an injury. So many worse xchecks and slashes go uncalled every game; calling a 5min major on something like that ruins the integrity of the game. Not surprising it happens in an irrelevant hockey market in an irrelevant series.

This battle comes down to $oyboy cucks vs doomers. A thriving town with billionaires and street shitter homeless, vs a blue collar town surrounded by the most ghetto niggers in the nation.

Those of us blues fan that have an old Hull, Oates or Shanahan jersey in our closet have had our hopes dashed so many times. We remember our old arena that had such steep seating that you could die falling down steps but a great view. The old organ, how the building would shake when the blues scored a goal.

Of all the blues teams I've seen, this one has given me the most hope. The redemption story and physical play has combined to make redditors seeth from Canada to Dallas. But this is our greatest test. And I for one hope the Blues will rise to the occasion.

cbc.ca/sports

jones isnt half the goaltender that bishop is, and bishop couldnt drag dallas past the notes. Jones is a joke

wait the Shorks have home-ice for this series? guess I wasn't paying attention the West standings enough

/mlb/ Hall of Famer, had one of the greatest ploff games ever and hit a ton of homers, among other things

GLORIA
GLORIA

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

First African American to score 4 goals on a single major penalty

muting the anthem

why did they say YOU SUCK to the anthem lady?

HEY SAINT LOUIS

they forgot to do the canadian anthem. stop the fucking game.

yeah mint mate
*looks over your shoulder and talks to somebody else*

awful singer

damn this lady is ass

GLORIA

benis :D

they should just play gloria instead of the anthem

>just happens to be the order for teams with more Canadians
For me, it's the Blues led by Canadians, but more importantly, 3 good 'ol Saskatchewan boys.

that's why I mute the anthems.

YOU SUCK

blues desu

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shorks have never seen winnington. good luck you watery fucks

This almost made me cry. Really hope it's OC and not Reddit pasta

>just got tickets to game 2
well, i'm pretty based lads.

>not tuning into sportsnet

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is it just me or does kenny albert look like a penis who wished to be a real boy

Wum what are you negors talking about?

I like Self Control

>tfw no aqua gf

What's Russian hockey like?

>tfw it's cloudy and you can't use the antenna

i think >we played him at the end of the year. shorks won.

It is bro...grew up in Edwardsville and played junior hockey for Granite City.

>break his kneecaps

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allen played that game.

Based. Fuck niggers and Ferguson

Nice . We had no ice skating rink in central Illinois but I still remember Bernie federko on KPLR and made it to the old arena once.

gramps turns the puck over a shit ton

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!

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cute!

>tfw no one ever gives you a hooking minor

we want a melkman goal

How the fuck were there no rinks in Illinois? I thought it was cold and all the niggers lived in chicago.

>Thornton shit his pants
I predicted this last night lmao

fuck

HOW WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY HOLY SHIT SAN JOSE REF BIAS IS REAL

Couchy Couchy Cou

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

serie's over

too fucking easy.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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SCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHARKIES!!

i can't wait to die but first HOCKEY

>MICK

ST-LOUIS CONFIRMED MEME TEAM, SWEEP COMPLETE TONIGHT

SHORKS

oof, maybe hold off the analysis until youve been watching longer than 2 years

penalties dont exist when the sharks commit them

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
COOCH
O
O
C
H
IM TAKING A DUMP SO IM RELYING ON YOU GUYS FOR NOW

based gary

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blues confirmed for greasing the refs palms

>taint poois already btfo
damn

>tfw the vietnam flashbacks kick in

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blues sweep in 6

>bloos get away with obvious delay of game
>somehow this is shorkos refpuck
this is your brain on seethe

european jerseys are so goddamn ugly. I suppose they figure ugly players should equal ugly jerseys

Reminder that no matter what happens this series can never be as exciting as a Vegas stl series would have been if the refs were fair.

Pavfellski going for a cheeky dive there

this is literally all Vegas' fault

I was going to say the same to you ya knucklehead

>pay2win babbs
>exciting
pick 1

rude

all those empty seats... what the fuck san jose?

lmao fucking seethe

>vegas cucks are STILL watching the sharks win the cup

Or an Avs Stl series. Or literally any other team not named the Sharks

>it was 3-0

you need a good pk to win in the ploffs

That Chevy blazer is sharp

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w2c?

as a stars fan i just want to say.......BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO

TO VICTORY

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>knights fans still boiling

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How did that game end? Surely Vegas won?

>3-0
>3-1
seethe

this game though is getting nasty.

>it's the team with the most goals that wins
business idea: hits factor into the score at the end of the game

it's the team with most goals who wins guys

That was game 6 though

honestly love it

imagining them wiping away tears with their hustle loyalty respect sweatbands after every successive sj victory, gets me rock hard ngl

vegass/sharks series was p exciting desu

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they will be mad for the next 3 years

what a bad idea. you are demoted.

I can't tell if the Sharks are great at breakouts, or if the Blues are just fucking terrible at puck retrievals.

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half the fags that call themselves fans wont be around in 3 years

top kek this is the ultimate choke fest series, bruins-canes might as well be the defacto final

Is there a shittier city than San Jose anywhere in the world?

That whole city is a trash hole.
Mexicans and gooks everywhere.

>seethe
No faggots, you literally do not deserve to be in this series. The refs admitted to rigging game 7 for you. Fuck off.

t. softy bing bing

yes

good post and good digits

TIE GAME BITCHES

i cant tell if karlsson looks like a pirate or some sort of evil villain spanish baron.

holy seethe

cooch is kill

This fucking sucks. The sharks are actually going to go the Finals again?

Fucking refs in the Vegas series.

get fucked you water fags

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKENING BEGINS AGAIN

Couture is soft

SCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar=rrrrrrrrrrrr

LMAO IT WAS 1-0

>leastcoast
why are you here?
go watch some boreball

NO THIS CAN"T BE
SHOW THE REPLAY
NOW

REKT

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

REFS
HELP US

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>vegas fans keep thinking the refs root for sj
why was there no penulty on that play then?

>that hit on couture

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jones is a shit tier goaltender

The return of Bad Jones

BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES BLUES

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REEEEEEEEEFS

HELP US GARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

>slight push
>fall
but muh penalty, get rekt sharks fags

FUCKING REF PUCK
THAT SHOULDA BEEN A PENALTY

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wow fucking disgusting refpuck

logan should learn how to fucking stay on his edges.

BLUUUUES! LET'S SMACK THOSE SHORKS

on the turnover prior to the blues goal?
because the stick didnt bring him down

>hit

>I went too fast and lost my edge while an opposing player was near me
>where's my fucking major, ref

>shorks on the pp
>people crying they should about how they should be on the pp
what did they mean by this?

>murderball
>no whistle

>waaaaaaa sharks win thanks to refpuck

explain how

It's called a smoke screen.
See... we dont rig for the sharks...
*actively prepares the rigging*

Couture hit not a penalty, stop complaining

jesus fucking christ, the refs are literally in the shorks pocket.

>refs kill vegos
>refs kill san joos
what's their endgame lads?

oh jeez
good luck stl

Sharks are soft as baby shit

top lel 5 on 3

THANK YOU DADDY BUTTMAN

HE TOUCHED A SHORK

st louis is a dirty team

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gary... this is unacceptable

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is STL a team full of niggers or what?

CAPTAIN MERICA

"yes gary, 5-on-3"

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SCAAAAAR :/

I don't actually have a problem with either of these penalties. Fair calls 2bh. Hope the Blues kill it off.

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CAPTAIN

A
M
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R
I
C
A

>dump and chase
>after crossing the blue line
>every other player on your team is stopped at the blue line
god damn karlsson playing like a drunk beer leaguer

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fuck yeah, get rekt blues

thank you based refs

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Blues gonna have to fight the fucking refs too it seems

LOL YOU SUCK ST POOIS HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD.

>punished pavelskee
holy redemption arc

So SJ is basically going to ride the refpuck all the way to the championship? Nice sport. NHL looking like the NBA more and more

>need 5 on 3 to score
kind of embarrassing tbqh

Refs are setting up San Jose again. This penalties were embellished horseshit.

DOG BLESS :DDDD

wew

i thought chester bennington was supposed to be good

Wow the San Jose refs are looking pretty strong tonight.

yikes at both these shit teams tbqhwy

that's a pretty cool goal

Refpuck refpuck I like refpuck

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
CAPTAIN AMERICA
A
P
T
A
I
N
ITS LIKE HE NEVER LEFT

Karlsson is playing awful. It's actually hard to watch.

>binningshit

SO

MUCH

SEETHE

AHAHAHA GET REKT FAGS

the sharks are literally spraying hot diarrhea shit down st. lewis's throats

WHY IS THE POWER PLAY STILL ON?!

>commit obvious penalties
>cry about refpuck when they get called

He made 2 skate saves on one play nigger

Just started watching, how much refpuck for the sharks so far?

Only 1 penalty is canceled...the other continues.

he tried so hard

A lot.

>IT WAS 1-1 !!!!
>REFS DO SOMETHING !!!!

>gave up 2 goals in the first 12 minutes
>good
pick one

literally zero

some people get a kick out of pretending to be retarded

>2 penalties in under a minute against a team that didn’t take a penalty for 7 consecutive periods
Gee I wonder

shorks being handed the game, and the Blues are still gonna win

dubs say karlsson 65 is gonna get injured this game

Both of these teams are such a fucking joke lmao. The east doesnt look much better. This is what upsets create brainlets.

Better than the garbage player in net for your shit team

I see you are a fan of the San Jose Referees

man fuck the bruins, those cunts CAN'T win

>fouls
>Oh my God refpuck!!!!

Ummm obvious how?
Fuck you kid. Where was the tripping call against San jose at?
Stay on that bandwagon though you shark faggot.

Funny how this is playing out exactly as it “did” yesterday. So Sharks win 4-2

more seethe, please.

>hold opponents stick and pass it off as hooking
>playing with a dummy stick meant to break in half at the slightest contact

can't fucking believe the refpuck san jose needs im literally shaking, i don't want my wifes son to see me like this

>One more team felled by >our hand
>Double the "MUH REFS" posts
This is mighty funny
How about holding >your team accountable for their shortcomings,even think of that?

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and got so far

Imagine having a Dutch man as your head coach

If I wanted to watch officials decide games I'd go watch basketball. I thought the NHL was the last North American league with integrity

>fouls
go back to your nig ball

>literally three teams crying refpuck rn
lmao

what happened yesterday

Will you fuck off bro

Blues are going to wear Shorks down. Or just concuss them all so bad they have to forfeit.

Can either of these teams not make shitty turnovers in front of the net lmao. Fucking west hockey

>blues realize they can't win
>chimp out early
imagine admitting defeat in the first period of a series.

Last night was 2-0 first and then 2-1

dis mufugga can hear /hoc/ seething from behind the fuckign bench

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>mfw

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Sharks are overrated as fuck.
Cant wait for reaves to get a hold of kane next year. He's going to murder that worthless nigger for the shit they pulled.

That said, go blues!

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>the blues are LOSING do something gary do something NOW
the absolute state of the blues fanbase. go listen to your fucking garth brooks records and drink another budweiser, you fucking garbage.

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I hope Pavelski gets his head crushed

We had an autistic flare up about no game yesterday that we pretended game 1 was on yesterday

vegass tried that, didn't help when it led to penalties

If you shoot and the puck doesn't go in the net but you do, they should take a goal off the board

based

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Jesus christ Hertl, this is Esa Lindell-tier.

sharks literally cant skate.

did jumbo just an hero in the boards behind the net for no reason?

ducks tried that. got swept.

Reporting in.

yes

Sharks are so fucked for the next decade.
Cap hell + 1/2 team going to nursing home after this year....sucks to be a sharks fan.

Couldn't happen to a nicer team and fan base. Fucking classless

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they'll be sc champs so they don't care

When you realize that the refs are totally on your side (as they are currently) you just fall for no reason knowing there's a good chance you'll get a call

what should i get on skipthedishes, lads?

Who is that stupid old fuck on NBC who just called him "Binghamton?" Was that Milbury?
He's not a town in south-central New York state you stupid shit. Holy good fucking god damn these senile retards make me mad.

where on the doll did couture touch your crush

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does every winning team garner such vitriol from the teams they beat or is it just because the sharks are fucking based?

hes old and senile, probably forgot how to skate

Only took like 21 tries eh?
Seriously though Boston will destroy them.

>nifty stick-work

NBC announcers were talking about how great Karlsson, who is in a huge rut right now, is earlier. Fucking retarded.

relax little zoomer, these guys have forgotten more than you will ever know

>gary help m-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

If you cheer for the team that beat you you're either a faggot or Canadian, which are basically synonyms

mandarin

That happens when you refpuck your way through the playoffs

pad thai with extra bean sprouts

kek at that cunt wearing a bombston jersey to a stl viewing party

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burns is gonna lay someone here next period.

midget poop with non-alcoholic bud-light

Why are vegas fans still against the sharks? it's been 4 weeks already

reddit is mad that borderline calls went their way in game 7's while conveniently forgetting both game 2's were refpuck and the series should have ended at 6

i just want to say i appreciate our Canadian posters, they always have top notch insights and high iq posts
love you leaf bros

>one of these shit teams is going to win this series and advance to the Stanley Cup Final

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GUYSSSSS why is it when I foul the refs call it oh my God refpuck!!!!

>IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-1
s e e t h e

must be manlets. only explanation.

As an outside observer I can say that the Sharks have not received any preferential calls throughout the playoffs and if anything they should have had more penalties called in their favor. Anyone who thinks otherwise is biased because their team got BTFO or have little to no hockey knowledge.

merci mon ami

>canada

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at least i dont have to live in the shit state that is commiefornia

Any other kings fans here rooting for blues to beat the San Jose seniors?

Right now just the Sharks because they’ve been handed two series in both game 7’s

shhhh this narrative doesnt support reddits preferences

highest iq post itt

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stars fans are pulling for the sharks

Sup

Is it just me or is the crowd much quieter than usual? Are the high ticket prices chasing out the loud ones?

imagine

all of you fags should be

Refs did a good job handing them that period

>stars
>fans

>stars
>fans

too early for the crowd to be loud drunk

the people who attend stars games are at rodeos or other gay desert shit, theyre not watching hockey

I love this post

Blues only get better as the game goes on, shorks have no chance

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I noticed that too..listen the music isnt even very loud. I think it's just a broadcast setup...fucking garbage nbc

The only people who hold grudges against teams that beat the teams they follow are basic bitches.

The were handed a 5 minute major that (at most) should have been a 2 minute minor.

im right here you cunts

holy fucking based.

karlsson is eli-
youtube.com/watch?v=QWH-Gp0O2og

Quiet crowd,
When does it get interesting; there's no real checking going on.
NHL West sux.

Is there any lower IQ opinion than saying the Offside Colorado call was refpuck?
The refs didn't even see it being offside until the challenge went through.
Apply yourselves

Every call goes back to Toronto (13 cups, the capital of Hockey) for review. Mistakes do not happen.

>chum the water
>do it NOW

Not true retard

Just kidding blues deserved all those penalties. Keep crying like a bitch though

bettman indicated in P1 the blues aren't allowed to touch the sharks

What are the coaches saying in the locker room right now.

That could be another explanation. I hate when they lower the volume of the crowd and I have to listen to Kenny Albert be completely left to dry by his colors

Why doesnt Logan couture get some false teeth? Dude is ugly af.
Well most of the sharks team is also fugly.
Sexiest man in the nhl is mark stone imo.

whats on all dressed chips, lads? im sensing vinegar/salt and bbq sauce

they're talking about zionist occupied governments

if d*bs shorkening starts 1 minute into second period

Not a hawks fan, but I am at awe at how Patrick Sharp is fucking handsome.

>listen boys we wont beat the sharks on less you kill literally every single on of them.

cum

Don is extra senile tonight.

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Wow just went to a few of the nhl subs I frequent and leddit is maaaaad at the refpuck taking place right now. Holy shit. It is like trump winning all over again.

OH BABBY HERE WE GO
his bone structure is absolutely blessed

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confirmed habbening

Every call goes back to Jerusalem (13 wars, the capital of Israel) for review. Mistakes do not happen

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how drunk are you? be honest.

UH OH

dubs to reverse

oh ooooooh

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>"I love hot goalies"

me too, don. just imagine the smells haha

OH SHI-
Yeah. It’s crazy how some blessed people are born with those features.

pretty

failing to see how this an insult...seems comfy and wholesome

BASED DONNIE ABSOLUTELY MURDERING THE BING BINGS

Who is the most overrated player on the ice? KarlSuxx? Pussy Couture?

You get the implants AFTER you retire.

You don't ned teth to sthcor goals

if doesn't happen 1 min in, bloos start bloowin it

kinda feels like shorks are getting calls their way in every single series

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Kane.

clydesdale, now that's a horse

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Because they are. Reddit is happy with how things are going though

i watched coaches corner but im having a tough time deciphering what Don was talking about for a rundown , he was all over the place tonight

le piano hands man

>watching grapes while everyone for miles around me is stuck watching nbbc

So many mutts in the bay.

>California
>nothing but goblins in the stands

Checks out

>he was all over the place tonight
>tonight

why do all cali teams have such shitty arena physical atmosphere? is it that hard to paint your arena anything else aside from black and/or grey?

Diversity is hockey's strength

>no ontario or quebec in top 5
based

>but our city loves icefutbol

yuh huh

Budweiser is 30 y/o boomers beer of choice

don is an overrated hack

i miss the feel of playing hockey bros....

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Grapes. His hockey genius is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fundamentals most of his game will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Grapes's beautiful ontaria boy outlook, which is deftly woven into his commentating style, his hockey strategy draws heavily from Blue the bull terrier, for instance.

does 7/11 sell full pizzas?

back in action, bois. time for the SHORKENING to commence

brainlets

SHIT I FORGOT TO GET STUFF FOR MOTHERS DAY

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I play currently. It's over in two years besides washed-out adult rec leagues. Bad feels

yes.

that shits like 14 bucks for a six pack here
boomers sip the local cheap one

always love your mother cause you'll never have another

where the fuck is my don rundown

Go buy some flowers right now. Pick something even.

The Kongs team colors are black.

Tbh hate the new gray uniforms. Wish they brought back some purple

fffffuuuuuuuuu

>LISTEN HERE
>ONTARIO BOYS
>SHUT UP
>LOOK LOOK AT THIS LOOK
>"we don't have any time left"
>LISTEN
>ONTARIO BOYS

the refpuck keeps going, there's no stopping it

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penulty, bloos player too strong

that doesn't mean your arena has to be

>San Jose isn't getting help from the re-

>Retard loses his balance
>another penalty

That call was weak as fuck but as a Sharks fan I really don't care

>refs are in the shorks pocket at all

>san jose shoots from the point
>assistant coach should open doors
>brad marchand is a good boy

Is the crowd asleep or are they all texting ?

Chopped like a salad

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I normally understand him but i smoked a bit too much dudeweed earlier

Boy, I hope Jumbo gives perron a concussion tonight.

I hope Jumbo Joe gets his beard ripped off

true

t. kadri

jumbo joe? more like jumbo joke!

I hope someone breaks his fucking knees

Has Jumbo shaved since the kongs 3-4'd them?

gonna get some 7/11 pizza and hotwings

shorks literally need a 2 man advantage to score

>highway rubbery

J O N E S
O
N
E
S

No touch hockey.

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Imagine playing with a tiny little disc and not a ball like any other sane sport

i would also like to see another memorable suspension tarnishing thornton's career

holy shit this is literally my favorite matchup
(always played sharks or blues in nhl 2000)

No one likes you Toronto

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

sweep confirmed

STR8
TO
LABANC

yikes

SLOPPY
S
L
O
P
P
Y

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
MONEY
IN
LA
BANC
HOT DAMN

BTFO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ruh roh.
gloria ded

lmao sharks cant score on muh chester b3nnington

LABANC WANTS HIS RAISE

>3-1 sharks halfway through the second

Just like yesterday’s game

The Blues are playing like absolute shit in front of Binnington. Dude deserves better help than this.

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hnnn

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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GO SHARKS
GO CALIFORNIA
/POL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
OUR EVERY WIN IS A HUGE PAIN IN THEIR MUTT ASSES

idk lads i don't hate the shorks but they're clearly the bad guys in this series, or hell even the entire playoffs. so much refpuck that it's pretty unreal

SHOOTERS S H O O T

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Spencer you fuck why are you lurking instead of watching the game?

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>SHORKS

>Jones
Oh for fucks sake

based, literally my go-to move in 'chel for guaranteed goals

SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

>now 3-2

Just like yesterday’s game

yay o'reilly

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Bennington EXPOSED
>play against no score Predators
>play against fluke Stars

Now they're playing a real team and getting smashed. But it is only game 1.

>Shorks
>Play against Vegas and needed Refpuck to win
>play against best 1 line team in the league, also needed refpuck to win

scar
h
o
r
k
s

refs are hockey gods now?

MARTIN JONES IS ASSSSSSSSS

what the fuck was jones doing

That was fast. Not jone's fault though

you're so retarded you dont know who the Blues played. go fuck off somewhere faggot

>tiny brain spic thinks blues played preds in these playoffs
Fuck off back to Mexico wetback

>3-1
The most dangerous lead of them all

bad rebound and panicked

jonesin'

Horrible everything

>blues score
>92702902 this retard posts
pottery.

Might as well play the Preds, because the Jets were even worse

>he thinks they played the perds

holy yikes, im embarassed for you right now

Wasn't watching the puck and took a gamble. Got bested.

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shut it, fatty

burns and thorntons kids are literally autistic

dumb zoomers

>Bennington played against the perds
you're right about the no score part tho, their power play was garbage

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when is the >shorks choke scheduled for this year?

hah good one dude you totally damage controlled that retarded post

Comfy
Go blues

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THIS POST BROUGHT YOU BY HUAWEI AND DODGE 500 WITH ITS NEW HEMI ENGINE OR WHATEVER

Stars fan here go Blues to hell with the shorks

Perkele

if i made that post i would be so embarrassed i'd leave /hoc/ for at least 2 days

sharks play a more beautiful, elegant, even erotic style of hockey, and that is why i pick them to win

case in point TIMO TIME

it worked

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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y i k e s
i
k
e
s

FUCK OFF ST-LOUIS SAN JOSE IS TOO POWERFUL

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They choke on the champagne after they win the cup

Soon enough.

sharrrrrrks

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>THAT FUCKING GOAL

HOLY SHIT GREZTKY
WE HAVE GRETZKY ON THE ICE

I THINK THEY GOTCHA NUMBA

HOLY FUCK

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lmao that's fucking embarrassing

>4-2 sharks

Just like yesterday’s game
Reminder that this game ends 5-2 sharks

Fuck this refpuck

PULL HIM
U
L
L
H
I
M

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E
OUTSCORE JONES JONESIN'

that was fucking embarrassing. holy fuck just leave poos

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epic poke check, too
I BLAME REFPUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KYS FAGGOTS

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

bloos are ded only honorable thing they can do is mash em up to make it easier for boston to avenge you

Sharks win this series.

The Blues don't have the speed of the Avs or the skill of the Knights.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

A GOD

>y-you've never played against b-binnington.

going to be such an epic comeback by the bloos, my dubs confirm it

Based shorks putting knightsfags into a seethe

Blatant refpuck.
You can't dangle the goalie like that

The most luxurious truck in its class my nigga

ez mode

7/11 pizza fucking sucks. Get a dog or if you're really craving pizza get little caesers bro

It's delicious

you got me on this bait

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subpar attempt

Haven't watched many blues games this year.
Holy shit they fucking suck, how did they make it this far?

how long until Binnington looks like gif related

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Little Caesars is the most delicious greasy shit and it's waay too good for its price

It's only game fucking 1 you stupid faggots. And there's still 30+ minutes of play

The Sharks got 4 goals in 5. The Blues can easily do the same.

you're drunk, right m8?

nah they revamped their menu and the stalls so their food is actually good quality now. i was amazed at how good their pizza was

>St. Louis Poos
into the binnington they go

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Shitral division getting absolutely exposed tonight

new thread?

knights fan here, go sharks fuck the league lmao

for me, its 7/11 taquitos

NEW

Fucking kek

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>gas station pizza sucks
Wow calm down with those spicy hot takes

based lefty batter.

gas station pizza is gas, mate

Lawl, triggered.

>cheeky shot of the backup goaltender

unironically use the nhl streams subreddit, no judgement as long as you dont use reddit outside of that

jones is supposed to be bad but hes been doing well