Why can't Messi do this?

Why can't Messi do this?

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Wait is that Dele Alli's ""assist"" ?
He just fucked up his touch

>de nutmegged
Two beautiful goals
Yes.

that first touch by Lucas was amazing

2nd goal was based

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yeah, also his flick on the 3rd goal

He used to do that 30 times a year
He just got older, so he now plays as a CM rather than a Winger or foward

Shut the fuck up retard

could Ronaldo 9 do this?

Retard.

>De Ligt
Lmao this kid is supposed to be the new Man Mountain?

Scoring three goals against Ajax? He did, in 2013.

The state of defending when you know every fucking contact ends in a penalty.
Well done var, well done shit refs.

That Ajax was shit

the keeper should go to a turkish club as punishment

Wouldn't mind some Turkish muff right now lads

lol butthurt, like calling me retard is going to make dissapear all his stats. Dumbass on a proxy

Messi is a forward, not a midfielder. Don't be retarded

when i saw that nut meg I was like that black kid in that rap battle going like OHHHHHH! with my hand on my mouth!

are you fucking stupid? 2 of the goals werent his fault , only 3rd goal you can argue he could have reacted faster

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schöne more like schOHNONONOne

Wena hermano hablemos como chilenos pa ver si eres de rial o si eri el scw con un proxy

Ajax was completely retarded the second half. Just gave away the goals like a bunch of amateurs.

Why is antonella depicted as beauty

stop posting about this game

Is this the most clutch hat trick of the decade?
Can only really think of Ronaldo's against Spain to rival it.

if they stop posting will Messi stop choking?

that was a more impressive individual performance. But contextually its Moura's i think - Portugal did not go on to win the game

Love how all the dutch ajax newfags have fucked off since Spurs put them out. Zoomers absolutely btfo. Lovely tbqhwy

Are you mental? Miracle save and then retard defender kicks it out of his hand

b-but it all happened so fast

Have you got one of those epic clips where ajax fans were torn up after the third goal?

Why are you surprised that Dele Alli is a glory hound who can't even do that without cocking up and needing his teammates to finish for him?

>Kicking the ball from your goalie while he tries to pick it up
should be at least one free punch

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he does that literally every game his teammates are just shit

Danny Rose dabbed on the zoomer

He can, but it wasn't meant to be.

Dele Alli splitting open the Ajax defence easily

>all those weak shots in the first part of the webm
This is why I think football is written.

the hardest thing is to find the sweet spot between accuracy and strength user

t. Someone that has never played football in his life

>Llorente trying to score off of his chest again
based

Messi is a fraud

still can't handle how amazing was the 2nd goal

Poor display, anybody can run in a straight line and toepoke the ball.

>Lucas scores thrice with his weak foot
>Messi loses a big chance against Liverpool by draging the ball to his left foot isted of just finishing

WTF was Pele right?

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