/heem/ - Verge of greatness edition

Classic Brazillian ref giving the Brazillian fighter a shitty stoppage.

REEEEEEEEE I KEEP MISSING THE GOOD SHIT I SWEAR NOW I'M PAYING ATTENTION ALL THE FIGHTS WILL BE SHIT
I'M SORRY BROS GET READY FOR A SHIT CARD NOW

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>32 year old prospect

See the problem with MIXED MARTIAL ARTS is that it's undeniably a "sport" that caters to homosexuals. How you might ask? Simple, it involves lots of grabbing and rolling around with the same sex. I'm a purist, a simple man yet CLEAR and CONSCIENCE about what I WANT and NEED. Boxing has outperformed MIXED MARTIAL ARTS in all aspects EXCEPT the production. No doubt, Daner White has done exceptionally well in that department because MIXED MARTIAL ARTS by and large is a SPECTACLE not a SPORT. With that being said, I will never watch this faggot sport ever again, I will never subjugate myself to sitting for 3+ hours watching grown men play grab ass in tights. I'm confident in my masculinity yes, therefore I do not begrudge a man that prefers a penis in his asshole, but I WILL NOT ever accept that this spectacle ever be considered a sport. It is WWE tier at best and there isn't a single shred of evidence that will convince me otherwise.

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he just wiped his nose into a hand shake

>my corner says I wasn't finding success on my feet so I used my Jiu Jitsu
>He literally dropped him on the feet

kekerooni

Yeah if he keeps fighting late replacements with Brazillian refs for his fights he'll be unbeatable man.

user NO

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OH THE PERU GUY WAS GONNA WRECK THAT GUY

Thought UFC was gifting him a bum fight, but it was just Clay Guida.

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>Brazil is whiter than California

Ngoombu is 40

>carolina
5-1
>whuuuut

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Bj trying to get aldo to fuck his mom lmao.

>fucking Aldo is only 32 himself

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This card looks boring. Way too many Brazilians.

Rose is gonna be absolutely bullied today and there's nothing you can do.

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Aldo groping the belt was a little creepy desu

just like joanna right?

It's in Brazil retard.

is this copypasta?

>roses belt
did not like that at all

It was for luck, get ready for a knee heem

Aldo is going to land two punches in a row and the ref is going to stop it.

Bootleg el cucuy ending

hoping pat barry does a reverse khabib and jumps into the cage to wipe out the brazo post rose knockout

why are they still giving bj fights

THUG ROSE
THUG ROSE
THUG ROSE
THUG ROSE

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What the fuck are you doing you collosal fucking idiot? Hope you all bought the card because shit is gonna get shut down

he owns a small % of the UFC (via UFC gyms)

he's gonna be dana's first human sacrifice to the blood god

I only care about BJ and aldo. BJ is fighting right when the prelims begin in 30 mins, and aldo will be figthting about 30 mins after the main card begins right?

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He needs money for drugs.

because he is a name that people know.

is gonna get sheemed so hard

It's called a contract genius, they have to offer him x fights per year and if he takes them he takes them until completed

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Bellator Hawaii

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CHECKED

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What's this physique called?

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>Stream
Anyone has the acestream link?

UFC should bring back some old timers like Sherk and Pulver for a tournament. Maybe BJ could get a win then.

Yeah something just ain't right about this

Those guys always have the best seats.

holy shit Canadians are faggots. nobody cares about your food and girl pictures retard.

bet the farm on Volk

>CM Punk is not the worst UFC fighter ever, Priscilla Cachoeira is
Jack Slack, 2019

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Rocking that chandelier song. Gachi remix is better tho

these Olivi assisted walkouts are so strange bros

>hemor ra jay

i have never seen a black girl fight in ufc

>Ben Rothwell is MMA’s George Foreman-Earnie Shavers hybrid with a touch of Ali

Unironically Jack Slack

BJ vs Gomi would be a good flushed matchup

How many other webms have you made of these guys?

Anything that gives Olivi screen time is ok in my book my dude

the best black female fighters are ssbbw

>Overcame drug addiction to fight Valentina Shevchenko
Shoulda stuck with crack

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>quintet
>gets quints

Laughing my ass off at them zooming away from Megan while she's still talking.

yeah I'm not complaining, she's a dimepiece b

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i unironically like that every brazilian, man and woman, is a roider it makes for better fights

Lmao yes, that spastic guard he uses was working well for a couple fights

Honestly wouldn't mind seeing Gomi vs. Melendez

one hunnit percent

specially the women

Olivi is so overrated

thats just acai

Who do you guys have in this fight Luana or Cachoeira?

pillowfisted can. can't wait until jessica eye wins a split decision over her. after her sister just lost to a 40 year old power ranger it's time for the shitshenko sisters to go away.

The "FireJumper"

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she cute

which ufc fighter has the largest penis?

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she's like 50 years old you can't compared her to 16 year olds

Cyborg

>checked
Easily the worst beating I’ve ever seen in MMA.

>ignoring Rose's footwork and ability to out-strike

let's go negress

cyborg

Lol the reformed druggie literally has the face of a meth head in florida

>This is a 10/10 on heem
>This is who you're all obsessed with

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Mike Perry is a 5'10" dick

HEEM CHINNY

CATFIGHT

his family is part of the hawiian mob, pressuring dana

No doubt in my mind this black chick is getting wrecked

>I'm confident in my masculinity
>I hold the opinion that fighting another man is gay
Pick 1 and only 1

>she's strong because she got herself addicted then beat the addiction.
Why do people celebrate others getting themselves out of a position they put themselves in? So stupid.

>huefc
the last time a hue "woman" fought in a ufc headliner "she" got her ass handed by ronda

LMAO AT THIS FIGHT. looks like something at a bar.

All form goes out the window from the bell lol what a shit show

It's immersive.

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lmao wtf is this shit

YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME

i'm starting to think the UFC was a mistake

>only just realised there was no Rogan on commentary

thought i would miss him more 2bf

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*tips*

Daniel "D.C." "Dad Cock" Cormier

this is how i play in ufc 3

bruh what the fuck is Carolina doing? Doesn't even punch properly

Cachacoochie is such a fucking bum holy shit

Probably Amanda Nunes

Biggest "penis" via BDE, I have never seen Mirko actually nervous about anything, but that might be the boomer in me clouding my vision.

TAKE AWAY A POINT FOR THAT BACKTRACKING

This is BumFight tier

*runs at you with chin up*

I dated a girl that looked almost exactly like olivi, total cunt so i'm just going to assume the same

This is better than Elias' "fight"

>commentary literally laughing at how awful these soccer moms are
kek

kek

this is the night that everybody realizes bellator>nuUFC

These bitches suck so fucking bad.

This is actually entertaining as theyre so sloppy

the absolute STATE of this "fight"

We need a "single mother" division where some roastie hambeasts fight for more wine money.

Both of these chicks should be cut ASAP. This is just embarrassing and hurts the credibility of the sport

JUST BLEED

people are uniroincally watching this """""""""""""fight""""""""""""""

there are ufc executives that unironically put together this """""""""""""""fight""""""""""""""""

>tfw no qt skinny black gf to teach mma
why live

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The way they are throwing punches is funny as fuck

What is cachoeira's fighting style?

It's weird how you think this statement is true but for sure it is not

SCRUB ROSE GETS HEEMED TONIGHT

>WMMA

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I thought she was a national champion striker? Bitch throws punches like I do in my dreams.

Yeah ok

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lol no

kek which fight was it where one fighter convinced the ref to warn Tamur for being too evasive

me on the right

The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Virgin

Come home, fightfan

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what do all the women who can run 10 something 100 meters do after the olympics?

At least three
They're up there with le fluorescent green shirt man for most often featured crowd member.

Doesn't get more chad vs virgin than this

Elias truly puts the Art in MMA. It is sad that you are unable to appreciate the majestic beauty of his fighting style.

It's easy to imagine one of these chicks identifying themselves as a UFC fighter, and then getting their ass kicked by a random person in the street

Klose

based

Which one of you is the dude on the right?

i swear the black girls tit just popped out

This colored girl fights southpaw, she was listed orthodox in the official matchups

how many bongs/bings for this fight?

Lel

What a strange-looking fight

Reminder i would take ever clown itt to a 29-28 split decision win

Cut both of them holy shit

The beef plant worker has 6 kids

I'm new to this sport, do the girls ever kick each other in their cunt? Is it a penalty?

based real fightfan

Drakkar Klose fight

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEEM?

This is how you're supposed to start your fight career.

SEMI SHEEM'D

That was all skill

another female heem?

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>tfw when you'll never travel the world with them, watching UFC front row and getting selfies with all your favourite fighters

which chick got heemed?

cachoeira looks like keegan

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How many chicks of this "calibre" could jon jones take on at the same time and win?

10?

YOU CAN DO IT NEGRITA

kEK

Pride rules

Pulver streams on twitch breh

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nice technique

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crack addict got tagged with a headkick

ILLEGAL KNEE

>no points taken
Welcome to Brasil

great fight carolina got a chin on her

that chick is a fucking can even for wmma

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at least 20

I thought it was some random B tier ref, fucking Herb has turned into such a meme

RUGBY LEAGUE

HEEMINDER THAT ANYONE IN THIS THREAD WOULD LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY KO THESE CANS INTO THE SHADOW REALM

>getting guillotined that ez from standing
I could fucking heem this women and I've never fought ever

Literally gets paid to be a punching bag.

THE NIGHT OF SHITTY SUBMISSIONS

JUST BLEED

I think you'd be surprised

I don't think she can survive 3 lowkicks from JJ. They will start to connect only when he is really tired

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Do you guys think Rogan is high-test?

IMAGINE having Cachoeira as an opponent
ANYTHING you throw landing perfectly

SWANGIN AND BANGIN

>this fight

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This shit is bar fight tier

Cachoeira punishment reel when

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Cachoeira should've retried when Valentina gave her a gorillion unanswered strikes

You can tell DC is having flashbacks from that head kick.

Jesus I'm actually liking this fight now, who's gonna win this shit!

1 more round until Penn returns. I can't wait for this absolute disaster of a fight.

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Bellator: The honourable Ned Stark
UFC: The scheming Jaime Lannister

And it's the most entertaining.
rly makes you think..

What are you sipping on tonight, /heem/?

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So its the best fight of the evening

youtube.com/watch?v=lq2j1ER1DHs#t=53s

Is it possible that the whiter chick is just retarded?

Is motivated BJ Penn fighting tonight?

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i have no idea what this means

this - wtf happen to traditional acestream links in the leddit thread?

lel

experienced and veteran fight fans appreciate this calibre of fight, only cazzies think it's low level.

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In non-virgin doc?

>Tries to block head kicks with her head.

Buffstreams had one but got deleted, could't copy it before.

>spamming body straights
based UFC 3 newbs

>tries
from what i've seen, she's succeeding

acestream://957e3fde4d4cea3bbf6560a7145465fa5832cfd3

Clay Guida is about to absolutely merk Blow Job Wenn

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This is me when I look in the mirror.

Sheem gassed

Dana hates him. Not even memeing. They have a lot of ugly history. Dana gives zero fucks if BJ wants to get himself killed.

in many ways this fight sums up the 21st century so far
"equality" at the cost of progress

Tea

It was a banger of a fight

Final scores?

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Priscilla "mixed martial alcoholic" is now /mygirl/

easily won the bonus

how were the first 2 fights?

i got banned for "proxies" beacause i posted an image of legs lmao what a fucking faggot the jannie

Mens fight
>hes just swinging for the fences wildly, gassing himself

Womens fight
>oh shes giving it all just firing away, what a munster

Are you ready?

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When is the Penn fight? I need to get breakfast

Priscila "The Damage" Cachoeira

Who go a grab of that hot chick in the crowd?

>[
surprisingly spicy

BASED

What the fuck is wrong with her voice?

/ourguy/

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EVERYBODY WINS

She's getting cut dude, three losses in s row

Wowww
Carolina should fight for the title after doing that to a CONTENDER \

>her voice
oh god no

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It’s equity, not equality. Equality is simply the notion that everyone is entitled to the same treatment under the law. Equity is the notion that everything has to be proportionally representative (ie. 50% of the population are women, therefore if 50% of CEOs aren’t women, it’s because of prejudice and male privilege.

Equality is fine, equity is pants on head retarded.

I hope BJ dies tonight

He's gonna look worse than Chuck did when he quit cocaine for a month in the last Tito fight.

carolina is cute

all hue ladies have deep voices, swear to god

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imagine losing to that lmao

Penn will win. Check 'em.

Why can't I make fight pass half size without it doing this? I want to have heem open as well

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Hopefully.

Maybe she blew it out screaming

I know, she has 0 skills, plus she's obviously retarded, BUT SHE'S STILL /MYGIRL/

Back to drugs then

me pp is harder

they go to shit after 30 m9

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they have more than that if you know what I'm saying

Right girl is a total babe, left is a total tranny

nice

jesus christ

i want a latina whore in my bed

lol who the fuck is this bumbling nerd on espn? get him the fuck out of here

what on earth is she doing with her hands

you're a legend, mate

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who fight next and who are we cheering for

UMA DELICIA

The second one was was pretty neat and shows you really need a wrestling/BJJ base before coming into THE OCTAGON.

The Peruvian had the slight advantage stand up wise but as soon as it got to the ground the Brazilian dude cut through him like but it still was a bad stoppage imo

HEY, GET THAT SUITED GORILLA OFF THE DE-oh, never mind, that's Kamaru Usman.

sucking an imaginary dick

It means that I've shagged your mum you sauerkraut nigger
Low IQ

Gostossa safadaa huehueeee

What's the best value bet in the BJ fight?

This gonna go to the judges?

BJ Penn about to look worse than Chucks last fight.

Pen vs guida low key main event

more like hall of lamer lmao

>Tyrone's fucking suit
I thought this guy was a fashion dude

bellator's puuting on 3 fights to ufc's one, WE NEED YOU BACK LORENZO!!!!

was mirko on the bus when all those pride fighters were comparing dick size? iirc the two biggest were gilbert yvel and kevin randleman

>the prodigy, bj penn
>california kid, uriah faber

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So buy one? You could literally have that tonight if you really want to.

Crowd's gonna pop huge for the vintage legend BJ Penn /Anik

Canada here, thanks Belgium, fuck spammy.
Usual rules, post with a pic, no more additions once the main card starts.
Rose Namajunas vs. Jéssica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Irene Aldana vs. Bethe Correia

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At one point in time this fight would've not only been a main event, but it would be a FOTY contender.

green tea and namajunas' funbase tears

At least he has the 2 most hated champs of the last couple years there to hep him out

This is the fight, this is the fight that made me purchase a year subscription to ESPN+.

coming
up
large

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>Buy plane ticket
>Meet whore
>Have sex

based and brainletpilled

Mandrade
Canderson
Volk
Alves
Aldana

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put down the crack pipe

those are some hairy forearms for a female

I missed you

Anyone else hoping BJ Penn loses tonight?

Rose
Silva
Volka
Staro
Alda

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Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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They really aren't gonna show BJ's walk-out wtf

BJ PENN TIME

>those hairy ass arms

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bet against the brazilian in the main event = free money

Cruz still running that wood watch

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Clay Guida is real bad ass

Seething

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based

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CAAAAAAAVEMAN

Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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I believe if BJ lets loose out there, he can't lose.

when did clay get flushed?

This is going to be a mauling. BJ Penn going to end his career having not won in 9 years.

How is it that Leon Edwards is on the main desk, he's hardly a name.

Iced mInt tea with a spot of heavy cream

Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Correia

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She'll go Bellator and OneFC easily. A better opportunity than UFC.

>Guida Imanari rolls Penn

THERE GOES MY HEROOO

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You'd better have a damn good excuse for not streaming right now

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THE CHAMP IS HERE

After Mendes broke his head like an egg.

BJ on some good meth. Someone cap that lmao

Did BJ Penn just eat out the ghost of Evan Tanner?

is this ppv or espn+? make up your minds disney

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BJ Penn is an asshole who should be exploited for every penny until he braindead. You want to know who BJ is? He has a rich family and only is a “produgy” because his parents could support him while he trained 24/7. He has never had to sacrifice anything in his life. He is known for going to the biggest guys in the bar he’d go up to him and say “hey, that’s my spot. Move”. If you don’t move he heems you. If you do move “hey, that’s my spot too”. He abuses his wife. He has been known to assault the gfs of his teammates. BJ said he was ready to die in the octagon once. I truly hope we get to see that tonight. Fuck BJ Penn

OH HE'S ROCKED!
CHIN = DELETED
FUCK THAT WAS QUICK!

>BJ Penn vs Clay Guida
Sounds like it could be FOTY 2009
Feel like pure shit lads just want that era back x

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BJ is looking real soft bros...

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Andrade
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Andana

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Thug rose
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Correia

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Hall of fame inductee

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You lived in an era when Clay Guida was a -700 favorite against a former champ-champ

Thuggie Love Rose
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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That song choice means he's going to heem blow job penn

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Penn sure looks to be in a shape

Yeah he sucks and hasn't won in nearly a decade.

Stop with this pasta

All ppvs have to be bought through ESPN+ now you dumb goof. This literally is an ESPN+ PPV

BJ

\O/

I don't have any clean underwear

Goof pic

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BJ lookin fuckin soft

Nammerhoonus
Cannonman
Volkanovarovlski
Stararolipoli
Gorreira:D

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>takes another sip

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>did his training at home

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BJ ready got rock

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BJ is a str8 protege, no doubt.

This man knows what it's like
To be heavy

>main event this early
based

This is gonna be Cain vs Mugumbo v2

Gay Queefa vs Blowjob Peen

Just get me to the WMMA already, screw this gatbage.

So easy a caveman can do it

Kek

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He said he was ready to die in the octagon, then quit on the stool between rounds.

Sad!

For sure on the cte rushmer with my man brannon, chunk, and darrell

>inb4 BJ flying knee KO

Buffer speaka da portugesa

BJ's corner is holding the flag upside down.

GIVE BJ YOUR ENERGY

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Guida -700 ffs

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Could that commission dude stop eye fucking BJ please

Where the fuck is Ryan Hall?

I hope BJ wins and retires, it's sad seeing him fight still.

OOOOOOH
PENN JUST FINISHED THE FIGHT

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I don't hate BJ, I just want him to lose to see how far he can fall

Bj is looking good desu

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BJ is about to get Schaub'd and flushed.

He's leaving his chin out there

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God damn BJ looks like shit

BJ is gonna get caught by one of those big spastic hooks isn't he

Hendo took all of BJ's old man strength.

liddell-esque

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Guida’s boxing is fucking trash

Any working streams?

guida is throwing wild punches and penn is doing a great job avoiding it

Good lord. You can tell by his movement Guida got paid to carry BJ.

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Is Guida a drawl?

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No he isn’t. Clay is just ultra shit. He was a boring wrestlefucker with basically 0 offence before Mendes broke his face. Now he’s completely flushed.

BJ done something new for this training camp, he rassled an iguana

Unironically go to plebbit

Is this your first Guida fight? Dude always flails like a tard.

not sure if guida is respecting bj penn or memeing

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Clay Guida aka the gasman

Clay is a can lmao

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BJ looks fat as shit

M8, are you new or just a caz? Guida’s Always basically just bounced around and done fuck all his whole career.

what are the odds my local sports bar figures out how to order this online? looks like i'll be stuck at home watching it with you goofs. *opens /heem/cord*

ODDS BJ IS JUICED TO THE TITS?

y'all a bunch of a-logs. BJ is looking fresh, big win incoming

I can't believe I bet everything on BJ by KO

BJ should call out Aldo after he heems Clay

I was thinking the same thing.

I care.

>announcers shilling this hard for deleted BJ as he gets lit up

clay looking like michael j fox in there

BJ beats Coyboy

>a-logs

Back to kiwifarms, m8

Great fight

>Penn in a competitive fight in 2019
What are we watching bros

still a better fight than maywheater and tenshin

10-9 Blowjob Pencil

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>Baby Jay's corpse looking more reanimated than usual
Nice

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Clay Guida has to be the WORST fighter I've ever seen in my entire life.

10-9 BJ
The legends is BACK

What forums do you post on? I enjoy internet famous.

an old man pay off his gambling debts

Shut up Jewsh

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Bellator

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Damn. Bj is looking good. How could
khabib deal with his guard? Actually seems like a good matchup

We literally just saw Cachoeira fight

After watching FLUSHED BJ lose fight after fight you think he's afraid to smash the gas and barrel into this old man to knock him on his ass?

BJ never got "lit up"

#meetoo

T H I R S T
P R O V O K I N G

smart move, he looks good right now

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>'Great performance from you tonight BJ, what can you say about your performance?'

>BJPENN.COM WOOOOO

The Happy Warrior beats BJ

we all know a random clay strike will heem blowjob pencil

Wish BJ would heem this faggot so I don't have to listen to him breathe so loudly.

Why didn't they do BJ vs Gray?

It's gonna go to decision and the judges are gonna give BJ the victory out of pity

Lmao you've never seen his brother Jason Guida?

He better shout us out

Dude keeps ducking swing wtf is this?

clay will win the 3rd round cause he has better cardio but he has to win the 2nd or this fight is bjs

THE WERK IS IN

Pj Benn

PSSSSSSSSSSH PSSSSSSSSSH PSSSSSSSSSSH

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>I stayed up for this

If this goes the distance what are the chances BJ wins? 100%? Also, Clay is a can.

>overhand isn't working
>keep throwing it

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bj's gassed haha

Is that Chris Chan?

Holy shit that is so fucking annoying. I thought there was something wrong with my tv at first.

BJ makes Guida looks like a can

t don't even know who's winning this shit

>BJ’s gassed as fuck
>let’s bounce in front of him and do nothing

Guida's gas tank still impresses me.

Does Clay Guida always come out swinging like he is high on cocaine?

lauzon made guida look like a god

BJ can finish a fight at any moment

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ALL WORK IS WHAT?

ELBOWS

BJ is playing 4D chess right now.

I trust in him.

more like gay queerda lmao

BJ going to be 100% gassed this round.

10-9 Guida
It is 19-19 going into the third round! Hell of a fight.

meme j is quitting FINISH HIM

Yes. Yes it is. Have you not been following the saga recently?

20-18 Guida

they tell you to do this in the gym. do you even train ufc?

>shoulda stuck with crack

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>American ads

>guida helping him up
what a fucking idiot
he has zero killer instinct

BJ took a round off to come up big in 3rd, heem incoming

classic Guida burp right there

JUST

ikr, wtf is Acura

BJ never had any heart.

hes an old man don't kill him

BJ literally just wants to win one more fight so he can retire on a win. Just fucking give him ONE.

He hasn’t won in NINE YEARS

>His stream doesn't get Kpop and Hey Bro in between rounds

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Is this what Aldo is going to look like later?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Will guida have enough money for a haircut if he wins this?

BJ "The heavy bag" Penn

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Let him go to Bellator and get juiced to the gills and fight cans like Kimbo Jr.

Penn's cardio was always average at best and now he's got the cardio of a 45 year old dad of 5 who smokes 60 a day.

>continuously rock opponent
>go for take down
FIGHT = NON EXISTENT

The Carpenter building a pine box for BJ

BJ has always been known for his cardio

This is pretty sad to watch, BJ needs to learn to let go

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holy shit we literally Bellator now

whats next for bj?

Bro. I train ufc every day. I have fifteen affliction shirts and watch Robin Black vids ONLY.

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I don't think Clay wants to KO him tbqh

you shut your whore mouth

imagine the smell

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HEEM CHINNY

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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a coffin

M8, the last guy they gave him had zero standup and on paper, his strength was also BJ’s strength. Guida is a turbocan. They’re trying to give him a win, he’s just too shit. I don’t think there’s anyone on the roster he could beat at this point.

What the fuck is with the sound?

This is okay but letting Chuck fight Tito was disgusting - Dana White.

time to get shit faced and not remember the intricacies of the fights tomorrow.

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Robin Black is the Clay Guida of MMA commentary

cornermen cursing and producers are fags

some of these pick's pics are pretty thought provoking

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Penn Vs Punk is the fight to make

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCK YOU AND FUCK BLOW JOB FAG

Penn vs Khabib is the fight to make

im about to sip on some wine myself, don't heem yourself my dude

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>16-14-2 record
jesus

Dude that was a fucking carnie show right there what the fuck

Hey, at least he didn't get slept

Fuck that I wanna see how legit crazy CTE has made Ferguson.

Isn't BJ Penn a BJJ world champion? Why didn't he take him down?

fuck espn

Word.

why?
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