Turn left

everything I'm reading says they are real.

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>let's appeal to the black audience

any meet waltrip in person?

Is he clearly nuts?

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>muh god

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I exchanged pleasantries with him at Bristol last year because he was my mother's favorite driver. I have heard that stories of him out drinking are completely insane though.

He passed by me in his nbc covered golf cart while I was under the bleachers at Pocono

>every thread since like 2016

>3 turnleft threads

sorry user, I baked the first. Doesn't really matter which one people use as long as we can decide which one.

Lets stay here, I made the other...OTHER thread too late.

black history month in Kansas city?

it wouldn't be an official /turnleft/ thread without it

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what food and drink is Yea Forums having to enjoy their race tonight?
for me, it's the GOAT chicken tender pub sub being washed down with an ice cold miller lite

high line tonight

Larson for the win?

Harvick wins lol

267 laps of single file ?

winner roll

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Harvick going to get his 1st win of 2019 tonight

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>harvick
confirmed

Competition caution at lap 30

HAHAHAH A FUCK YOU KYLE!

He learned alright, don't fuck with Ricky.

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Cactus Kang do ya thang

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hopefully he crashes and blames his team.

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Ricky was having none of his shit that early in the race, and Kyle is lucky he saved his car.

>check into facebook
>negro wearing my /turnleft/ shit

no negros here user

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>everyone staggered like a motorcycle group ride because aeropushlol
wwww

post yfw nbcsn starts covering the races and someone does a slide job for the win and jr gets overly excited and blurts out 'rimjob!'

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>Make a high-drag package because muh pack racing
>Get every single speedway race since 2008 but slower

How does this happen?

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>"nobody has risen through the ranks quicker than william byron"
what he meant to saw was
>"nobody has risen through the ranks faster because of daddy's money"

PUT IT OUT

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Harvick gets cucked

who /ross posse/ here

always gotta support the local guy
also, what the FUCK does 'vegan for the planet' mean? i can understand for personal reasons but that planet shit makes no sense at all

i-is that a turnleft meetup?

leddit for sure

cow farts cause climate change

anyone early evening drinkin?

how do poor redneck boomers find their way onto reddit?

of course, user

Same way facebook ended up being a place for retired old fucks to argue about politics.

isn't that was twitter is for too?

yes but for the younger generation

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>like the pine trees lining the winding road, I've got a name

wut

I want to gas all nu-country stars to death.

he is implying that his name is Pine Trees

Nah that's for unemployed young fucks to argue about imaginary politics and Japanese marketing.

ATE THE BONES

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>commercial caution

>commercial caution strikes again

>hamlin going to get poisoned again

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Stop posting that, she's still learning

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i wonder if her ass gets pounded as hard as that truck did

dale "pine trees" junior

rumor in the garage is bubba's pounding that ass

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>that truck race last night

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Holy shit this is boring lads

They could have made the chevy blazer a cool SUV, like the Bronco, instead they just rebadged a chvy traverse

?

its 4 wide, they are using the apron for passing, its not a bad race

yeah back to /hoc/ I go fuck this boring cookie cutter track

>shilling divegrass: vagina edition
why

Harvick wins lol

there might be come crossover demographics

no, nevermind, there are no crossover demographics

right up until Kurt wins lol

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Would viewers go up if they showed more in car camera stuff. Ya know to show they are just driving in a parade?

Women's world cup did huge ratings last time. The final between USA and Japan was the highest-rated soccer game (mens or womens) in history here

is it me or does Keznuts just show up in the top 10 by the end of every race?

> The final between USA and Japan
no wonder it was the most watched game in history, americans are the only country that takes womens soccer seriously

people only pay mild attention to it during the Olympics and world cup

That's because it's a womans sport here, not a mans.

Ice cream break for the booth

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I'm afraid he'll never win again.

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All the old timers were still winning into their late 40's. He'll be fine.

He's retiring after next season.

under this cucked rules package it will be very difficult, also i fear for larson

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*misses your lug nuts*

clean air still dominates, is fixing this just impossible for the big wigs at nascar?

only one solution
POLLUTION
nobody can benefit from clean air if there is no clean air

I'm pretty sure that when Kurt retires, Blaney will be my favorite driver

This is flawless logic. Good Job user

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How about have half the cars go the other way so there's two conflicting vortices and everyone's in dirty air?

lmao these backrmarkers

every series right now has a problem with the leader getting clear air and running away from the pack. it's not just the cup series

but then how they would create the vortex?

Showman time.

I mean, if the best car gets the lead, it's not going to be passed

>dudes at the back literally 2.7s off the pace on a 31s lap

more trash and hotdog wrappers to ruin the car in the clean air's day

hwy not have them run a figure 8? why not have them just run a rally style race? why not just have them all run on dirt all the time? no clean air on dirt

HAARP weather control

What would happen if you had a big piece of debris covering the "aero ducts"?

We need more zoomer commercials like that All-Star Race ad

>1 million dollars
>normal race purse is 3 million or more
I don’t get it

is any driver more zoomer than Alex Bowman?

gragson

>zoomer
"I can't stand those Zoomers, all they do is use their phones all day to play Fortnite and watch TikTok videos!"

3 million between all the drivers. the million is just for the winner, main thing is that there's no points
byron

Not really possible because they don't have mesh guards so they should just suck through.

KWL time

this dude definitely does the floss dance

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Unironically Gragson. But he's got just enough boomer in him that he triggered SJWs by putting the moves on the Snowball Derby trophy queen.

This changes everything?

give your energy to DGD bro in P1

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kylebuschwinslol

bowman needs a miracle to beat him off the restart.

>kryle won the race off pit road
Show’s over. Go home.

Yeah, looks like another 2nd for Bowman without some crazy luck.

Oh shit, 18 got a penalty.

Steakhouse wrecks the field?

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nm

refcar has saved us

kry kry kryle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"everyone else does it...."

I COUNTED THE BOXES KYLE!

autismmind

wtf....

>where do I start

4 laps wasted because were stupid.

The absolute state of nascar.

based retards

Do none of the drivers/crew chiefs understand how NASCAR arranges for restarts? I swear, every time there's wave around cars involved there's a big mess getting lined back up.

>Orange Vanilla Coke

literally no one asked for this

They should get rid of the wave around

It’s more like NASCAR never has their shit together and has to hamfist the placings. And you can see arguments over positions between teams and nascar

this wouldn't happen (as often) with hoots here

I miss Hoots

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hoots mind

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Damnit Blaney, tire explosion incoming

>this zoomer littered top-10

everyone after the top 10 pits here

I'm glad we finally have a zoomer race given that we've been promised this ever since last year.

Goddammit Blaney. That was shaping up to be a great battle.

>cawshun

Did Chase just pass the fucking pace car like an idiot?

MOVE OVER OLD DRIVERS

do drivers get their spot back when pitting under caution? How does kyle bush pit under caution and still comes out 13th?

NASCAR magic.

>How does kyle bush pit under caution and still comes out 13th?
Because he was able to pit without losing a spot. That's the way it goes sometimes user.

it's a weird thing of the timing system. if you pit under caution you essentially get a free pit stop

how? he slowed down to pit, only people behind him pitted. Shouldn't he come out last?

from what i understand, kyle restarted on the scoring 13th, last on the lead lap, but the penalty is restart at the end of the longest line, so on track he was stone dead last and has to pass all the cars on track before start winning places, now, thanks to the caution he gains track position + the places on the pit stop

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>Kryle

KEK

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WE GOT A RACE BOYS

Absolutely based race

Bread has it in the bag

Holy shit this race.

>actual good race on a mile and a half
who would have thought that all we needed is get rid of the dominant cars

thanks user
the pit stops mess me up with figuring out how people are not loosing positions.

race is getting super kino lads

This is crazy

Come the fuck on bowman

GIVE BOWMAN YOUR ENERGY
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Jones will win
check em

FUG

lol

bowman choked

Fuck you reddidito

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING...AGAIN

DIS HANGESD ERRRYTHING

>DiRedditdetto

cawshun!

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JIMMAY IN 4TH. ITS TIME

best race of the season?

>this restart

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Never thought I'd be cheering for jimmie but here I am

I don’t know talledaga was damn good

Top 3 for sure

JIMMIE IS STILL IN THIS

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could temp have anything to do with this excitement?
I think they said air temp was 55?

How is it that intimidation and fear are so effective against potential first-time winners? Every time someone's trying to win their first race they've got a veteran breathing down their neck.

Dammit, Brad had this race won.

Suck it, Kyle

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Big Juan incoming.

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I don’t known but pure kino racing

>yfw the years best race is at a fucking cookie cutter

Some dudes only learn through trauma.
See: Logano

They've set themselves up with a marginal pack racing package that will be aeropush city when it's hot and meme draft when it's cold, yes.

Jones can maybe get him?

Charlotte should be good then

DAT JONES BOY WINS

CALLING IT

don't watch Nascar but it's the only thing on at the bar

Somebody give me the rundown

They turn left the whole race

3 wide for like the last 50 laps

watch for the 20 to win, watch for the 2 to block his ass

Nah. Steakhouse is going full steakhouse and killing a dozen cars. Harvick's winning by attrition.

I hate the (((allstar))) race so much. That and the pre-Daytona shit can just fuck off.

k

God damnit user NO

I forgot to post this last week, but to show what a sad state the Busch series is in now, Morgan Shepherd got the loudest/biggest cheer during driver intros. There were only a couple of other drivers who even got applause.

Charlotte still has the rubber asphalt that will never age. The reason why the Kansas, Chicago, and even California races have been getting better is because the track surfaces are naturally weathering.

NASCAR = driver vs. driver
All others = driver vs. track

fucking cucky being cucky
just wreck behing Kurt cucky

alright so someone explain this one

steakhouse is 5th, comes in and does a pit stop, comes back out 13th?
I'm still totally confused at these yellow flag pit stops.

JET DRYER FIRE

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CHECKERS OR WRECKERS FAGGOTS!!!!!!

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I think I'm gonna need to take a while to unpack all of this...

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You don't lose a lap (generally) by pitting under caution. Ergo lapped cars won't pass you.

Nah, he's too far back. He'd have to turn around and race towards a head on collision with the leaders.

BASED BREAD
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absolute knacker of a race

Great race

Really wanted Bowman, but Brad's alright.

ahhhhh ok
so he can only start as far back as 1 car before the first lapped car?

>cars fucking everywhere coming to the line
>ultra super close up on Kes' window

That's three number twos for the eighty eight, in a row.

>jones spun the wheels

*wins your races*

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checked

Classy brad

>murica flag around the track.

Fight?

That's gotta hurt, but it's also way better than what he was doing earlier in the season.

Boyers mad

stay mad faggot

alcoholics gonna be mad user

BASED BRAD. BASED AMERICA.

>zoomer drivers thought they were actually going to win a race

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double for penske this weekend

2nd best race of the season

I hate the image stabilization on this camera! It makes the background look like a green screen.

Hah, that car is steaming good.

At this point, he might as well go for another second place. Four twos is eight, after all.

>Bread saying Bowman could have caught him if he cleared Jones

With what laps mate???

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bowman looks good with that little stubble.

>penske getting hot in may
Oh no...

I wonder what the record is for most consecutive 2nd place finishes is

Can't wait for Newgarden to win the 500

I remember Kyle had like nine consecutive finishes of 1st or 2nd in the Nationwide Series in 2009 or something ridiculous like that.

*blocks your path*

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Basado

*drives over your front wing forcing you to pit*

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bummer

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