/nrl/ - Magic Sunday Edition

>not knowing how to fix it

cazzie

my primate friend

just at strathpine shops lads

*BBRRAAAAAPPPP*

What did you guys get your mommies for mother's day?

i'll buy some portuguese pastry for her so she can reminsce of the things her mother used to make her

A text message

Just some burning oil that she picked out. Nothing fancy. Besides today is my birthday and I dont really feel like sharing the day.

You should just become a mother and get double prizes m8

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I got your mother my D

went halves in some handbag she wanted with my younger sister

don't really care about todays games to be honest lads

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>not wanting to watch our team the cattlelads
You probably didn't even ring your mum either, faggot

Players are seething over that Fox Sports Ben Hunt article lads

GOATcastle lads

is this /bundes/?

What was the article

They just had the replay of his drop in the 2015 Grand Final followed by his drop last night

9now.com.au/live/gem

Residents game is on for anyone who cares

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I don’t care at all actually

Who would you want to be stuck in the /nrl/ bubble with lads?

carn the fuckin raiders

LETS GONE RAIDERS

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Trips and Teddy does his ACL

Who ya got? The Raisters or The Rooders?

kek Ladbrokes have got a betting market for Latrell Mitchell to score more points than the Raiders @ 4

rooted a white girl who regularly hangs out with coconuts last night lads. her kid is half coconut too. i reckon i did NOT satisfy her, but idgaf

>associating with single mothers

raidGODs

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Gamble responsibly.

pedo yuh

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didn't know she was a mum until after i came inside her. i'm probably going to keep fucking her though desu

m8 get a penicillin shot

>CNK gives away penalty try for saving a try with the Billy Slater special

The absolute state of referees

>when the team coming in for a post try celebration is more violent than fights

modern game is shithouse lads wheres reg reagan when you need him

how can poosters afford all these star players and refs under the salary cap

haha bitchell is gone for origin

>h-hey Freddy I heard you needed a new left centre, or a right centre. Hell throw me on the bench please I really want to play

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What happened? My kayo isn't working

>tfw I'm still being posted here

you should request a refund

poopoope'e

why does Sutton hate Canberra lads

mal meninga blacked his mum

What happened to this community lads? Does Ivan still post here?

>entire roosters origin left side injured for origin

where were you when Keary's origin career was aborted?

>goannas into an origin spot

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Name your Rugby League panelshow dreamteam. For me, it's:
Host:
>Ben Ikin
Expert Analysis:
>Corey Parker
>Danny Buderus
Funnyman:
>Sam Thaiday
Token Female:
>Ruan Sims

My dream panel show

>None because they are for brain dead fucking morons

original continuous call team or nothing

1. Gutherson
2. Cotric
3. Croker
4. Ramien
5. Addo-Carr
6. Walker
7. Cleary
8. Klemmer
9. Cook
10. Vaughan
11. Frizell
12. Jackson
13. Trbojevic
14. Murray
15. Mclean
16. Matterson
17. Sims

Absolutely no Roosters allowed

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Is she wearing leggings?

Fuck, Lara looks great there

NSW injured backs
>Trbojevic
>Bird
>Roberts (not injured but in reserve grade}
>Leilua
>B. Morris
>Tupou
>Mitchell
>Scott

Reminder Latrell is a big sook who overreacts to niggles & corks and it's very unlikely he's actually injured.

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literally who

>hun you can't expect my pre-baby body bac-

Never had a girlfriend and likely never will, lads. Also never had sex. Don't really have any friends either, I'm so cripplingly alone.

why did you drop the trip nightshit?

Based Joseph

>opponent has matterson, munster and captained Tedesco
JUST

I didn't realise Cody Walker was from my home town, based koori

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OH NO NO NO NO

Cody Walker is an actor and the late Paul Walker's brother m8

he lives around the corner from me

his daughters are fucking smoking hot too

Bailey Simonsson price rise lads

my body is ready for the comeback

brisbane must have really shit cappuccinos or something

poonampiss pooi

>bitchell back on

hahaha they call this kid the next meninga what a soft cunt

>hold an entire round of boring games that no one will go to watch
>hold all games at Sandcorp Stadium in an attempt to get crowds
>consult your teenage daughters friend for naming ideas
>“Magic Round”
>blame Jack de Belin when your pathetic idea fails and no one turns up to the shitty games

How is this guy still CEO?

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>yfw /pol/ was right again

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>/pol/

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Raiders are going to fucking win this one ladies

they're doing it the madmen

Crichton>Taumalolo

Dylan Walker EXPOSED Greenberg. Now Jack De Belin will END him.

Is Hudson Young related to Dean Young?

goober gronk at it again

God I hope the Poosters are EXPOSED here

These refs holy fuck

>He played at it, Gerard

TOP FUCKING KEK

>raiders bomb the four on one

>COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT >COTSHIT

>KEKTRIC

Yeah nah no turks in my origin team thanks

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Cook will crack 200

Heard commentators use the analogy of shelling peas at least 10 times this weekend

Burgess was always better than FOBololo

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Imagine having to take the poo against the 2019 cowboys

Who would you rather fuck, George Burgess in a wig or Cameron Smiths wife?

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Based Cook, Based Muzza

Roosters got enough cap for Cam Muzz next season?

I was going to say Damien Cook is making Jake Granville look like Michael Lichaa but he's not even on the field lmao

What octane is it?

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It's Cook's to lose, to be honest

You know what I wish I could lose

he will crack 300

>poopacic

Why hasn't Cody WalkGOD scored 4 tries yet?

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>the city of retards who did NOT

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Any tackle where the ball carrier lays down and waits for a hand to be placed on him to complete a tackle should be an penalty to the non-infringing team.

Every team is shit aside from Souths, Roosters and Storm.

Adelaide Cowboys when lads? This franchise will be shit for 10 years post-Thurston

what about damien gook and he's vietnamese

>Worst Reynolds

>tigers jerseys
>Maloney big head
>raiders jerseys
who the fuck is playing

it was the panthers v raiders game at Wagga Wagga

>mfw Justin O'Neill is a Queensland Origin centre this year

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>MorGOD

Holy fug

based QLD captain

red huwhite 'n bluesters!

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Do hookers in Thailand make you wear condoms?

finals run begins

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morgan gives one back by tackling like a fag

WALKGOD
A
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Christ, I'm so fucking fat

Damien Cook Ltd.

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Didn't even edit my team this week and will still probably win lads. Still have Chanel Harris-Tavita as a reserve

If the cowboys weren't so shit they would be winning lads

>sc scores not updating
REEE I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M WINNING

>literally get cradled like a baby to the ground
>somehow get injured

>2018
>Sam sends nudes to some instathot. Wife kicks him out
>has the worst year of his career

>2019
>Sam gets back with his wife
>Has the best start to a season in his entire career

Just proof you need a good strong woman in your life lads

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Magic round on massive success watch

Wrong

>poomal on nearly 1400

>implying a single sydney game would break 10k, let alone 30k

based me on 1400 watch

If you didn't crack at least 1300 this round you are NOT a Supercoach

Adam Reynolds runs like a fat kid

I thoroughly enjoyed this round desu. The crowds were a bit disappointing though.

same

that chick went to my school and was infamous for putting an Impulse deodorant can up her vag. Apparently there was a video but I never saw it.

Actually I'm pretty sure that was her sister.

>thaiday
>funny

Nicole?

>Magic Round
>150 posts
Holy cringe

On the upside. Jack de Belin case decided this week

Literally no reason to post mate
If there was a GOATcastle game on, maybe, but there wasn't

sorry was out the whole day because its mother's day

Based mum. What did the kids get you?

big crowd at the MCG today lads

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Do NOT let /nrl/ see this.

Nicole last night's kiss was something I could never forget, even if I could taste all the coconuts you pashed while we were split.

>lose
>move up ladder due to sheer incompetence of the river slugs

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i want to fucking rape

who or what

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>nightshit