/hoc/

based and desertpilled

i've just come to the realization that thornton is a pretty fucking dirty player

Just because he looks like a hobo doesn't mean he smells bad.

gonna go play some vidya lads

feet are disgusting but why doesn't she have any toes?

can yall horny niggas not post your jack off material for ONE thread?

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>t. Gay

I unironically root for Boston over Carolina. Still, any team with Marchand on it can't be the good guys

>t. low test male

thornton smells like cat urine

I don't care if he's considered good or bad.
I love that fucker.

>world championships thread is a /hoc/ yuro containment thread
>thread is now 97% usa and canada flags
p nice

>t. amerifats

angles

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>tf
>tp

your dubs are my rating of her /100, dayum

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3 hours 49 minutes

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What's the best goalie fight,?

*cannon is silent*

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Robin Lehner fighting for his life

savage

rad

bruins succubus

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kaapo kakko 2bh

Aren't succubi supposed to be alluring?

made a turkey sandwich on an asiago bagel for lunch, lads

This she isnt attractive

this but unironically

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What happened after that? Surely the nites won the game and the series r-right?

Why was that deleted

What did your life partner have for lunch?

this is a blue board

idk

ha ha id imagine she w-would have enjoyed the s-same meal ha ha

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The implication, I believe, is that this "life partner" would be a "he" rather than a "she," given how faggoty your meal was.

hes are shes and shes are hes nowadays so what even is gender, lad

based and Bostonpilled

Take me down to Transgender City where the chicks have dicks and guys have titties

How the fuck have we strayed this far from god's light.

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Old thread is back to under 500 posts

KAKKOOOOOO

soon

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that jersey design looks pretty based imotbqhwyl

Sharks win 3-1

the iihf thread is full of finns

desu, I think that regardless of what the team name is, they should go with multiple shades of green for their team colors.

Kelly Green + Emerald, or something to that effect.Plus, maybe a highlight of another color like sky blue or even red. It allows the team have a color scheme fitting of the Northwest, but keeps the uniforms distinct when compared to similar uniforms like the Stars of Wild.

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>finns win
>finns are also arguing with each other
why are they the way they are

/mlb/ reporting in!
Representing the best fans in baseball!

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Finns are magical.

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this man will literally take a shit in jack hughes' supple twink mouth

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Only the most inbred böndes watch that shitty tournament

>not constantly fighting amongst yourselves to weed out the weak and stupid

cringe and civilization-pilled

Just a little slip of course.

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Cardinals have the best fans in baseball you dog cunt

i don't like the recent implication that it's going to be yet another red and black combination. no wonder no one watches hockey outside of canada, finland and the designated US hockey cities when all the teams are the same few ugly colour schemes

Based

Also known as Xheattle Dickgirls

What does her asshole taste like?

How many teams have red and black

Fuck boston btw

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I think the ownership group really wants red and black, but the fans in Seattle aren't biting. Most people here want Green or Blue or some combo of both and I think that will reflected in the new polls that the NHL Seattle group is holding right now: seattlenhlfans.com/

Plus, red and black is just shitty in general so I really hope the team doesn't go in that direction. Green is the only logical choice desu.

canes, sens, devils, hawks and flames all off the top of my head

Too near Vancouver’s scheme which is their direct competition

tfw no leaf gf

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>Devils
>Hurricanes
>Blackhawks
>Senators
>Flames
Panthers, Capitals, and Red Wings are also pretty close

Based, and yes, I am a fan of the Boston Red Sox!

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>leaf
She's Indian.

Nigger

Story checks out

Which is why I'm advocating for different shades of green. That way, they are different enough from the Canucks but still represent the northwest.

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>this /mlb/ invasion

not a lot, but a lot have red and white

>Red/Black
Yotes (reg. + alts)
Flames
Canes (alts)
Blackhawks
Devils
Sens

>Red/White
Pants
Red Wings
Caps
Blackhawks
Flames
Habs
Devils
Sens

have you taken the poo pill yet /hoc/?

JOÃO FROM PORTO
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Best Finnish puck/stickhandler since Mikael Granlund desu

hot poo chicks like this are literally 1 in a million

but granlund is a bust

I had a 6 pack of budlight

Gonna have to disagree on that

Is there a single Finn who isn't?

Gonna go pillage yli and bring back ebin memes for (You)s

you

youtube.com/watch?v=XfENGH2ok7Y
Go Chocolatiers! DUCK the green fucks!

What do I do after finals? My first NHL season here.

Gloria, you're always on the run now.
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow.
I think you've got to slow down, before you start to blow it.
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

CUTE

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a long summer full of quality posts and good conversation

>tfw read this while listening to youtube.com/watch?v=18-Ye2L3ej8

spoopy coincidence h-heh

absolutely exposed as a junior padstat babby

for me, it's k____ k____

desu

But I dont know shot besides the hate towards SJS as they fucked the only 2 teams i liked.

based kippers kippers

I plan on reaching levels of drunk I haven't hit since I'd go to school juiced in grade 10 this summer. so for the rest of you, this offseason is gonna be a treat

Kunta Kinte

Kakko 1st Overall >Rags on suicide watch

Tbph Hughes is gonna be a fucking nobody bust loser, barely able to hold NHL spot over AHL.

indeed i have

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get help sam

Whoa that's heavy

Doc brown : there's that word heavy again. Is there something wrong with the earths gravitational field in 1985?

kuppu kokko?

I give two years before Jack's on HRT and uses pronouns she/her

on one hand >rags getting cucked would be based on the other grease cokeposting about kakko nonstop would be cringe

S K A R R R
K
A
R
R
R

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Your name is Toby

Kasperi Kapanen

The definition of a twink coupled with a height fitting for a female.

klim kostin

Kneekita Kucherov?

I just want to watch the Bruins win.

could you imagine a hockey transsexual lol

theres always going to be a big shit about mtf transsexuals in womens sports but imagine this like really rough looking 6'5 transsexual in the nhl lol

Hughes is literally a Reddit tier player

jack pooes isnt even going to reach draisaitls level tbqh

Ain't this the niqqa went on a date with some blown out roastie pornstar? cringe and yikes

right now? im currently thinking about how all the speedy manlets like Jack Hughes on the US WJC team got bodied by the finns because they cant into playing against decent defense

mcdavid babby desu

I've been just fucking hemorrhaging money on the machines lately lads. Probably a band or 2 this last week
I should, but I won't

delzotto did too i think he was fucking lisa ann for a while

Well how did you do?

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one team has a tranny fucker as a fan, one has hillbillys, one teams inevitable collapse will occur, and the other team has a really based organ player

2 hours 18 minutes

jimmy glassoppolo

For me it's Chernobyl

lel

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*shatters knee*

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based fellow /lifelonger/

Haven’t watched it yet been working too much what do you think of it

Business idea: take Patrick Roy off the grid and live as him and beat the shit out of everyone on and the off the ice and when they come for you, bail.

For me; it's the Lady Byng

For me, it's Patrick Burgergod.

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hoping ted was finally able to come to terms with his team losing, lads

It's great 80s Soviet kino. There are non stop Yea Forums threads about it. Everyone over there is a nuclear scientist now.

Dyatlov did nothing wrong

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i hate the boston bruins

I can’t go in Yea Forums anymore it’s just horrendous

Live in St. Louis. Can confirm.

Reminder that he deserves to be in hall of fame more than Brodeur and Roy.

Since perma banned I can’t post my bong or me grilling chicken
So you’ll have to image it

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Brodeur wasn’t even good

>Cow Palace
lol what the fuck kind of name is that

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>it was 3-1
>it was 3-0
>giving up 4 goals in 5 minutes
Vegass is an embarrassment

CLEAN YOUR GRILL!

I could kick the shit out of Roy and his son. Same time. No doubt

have you heard Gloria on the radio?

Imagine going up 3-0 and then go down 4-0

Business idea: go back to uncurved wooden sticks.

He was incredibly good ya simp

Then imagine tying the game and losing in overtime anyways

Stop turning this lauren summer into a thing, she's a filthy whore living a comfy life off retards who fund her life so she can post not even real nudes
Also the Sharks or the Blues need to win it all because FUCK boston and fuck carolina for being luck against the caps

No, because you see, the devils defense was the best in the entire hockey league, Broadeur only had to save easy pucks
He never had to go out of his way to save a puck, or go across the entire goal crease to knock down a puck
It was always easy save, yeah he made a few great saves but he never had any godly saves like Sergei bobrovsky or Robert luongo

systembabby

imagine your favorite team winning the stanley cup lol
wouldn't that be crazy?

FUCK OFF TRIPNIGGER WE ARE FUCKING FULL

No I don’t think you get the joke
They lightning went up 3-0 in game one then lost the series in 4 games

Would love my team to win

brodeur rarely faced 30 shots a night

>92698346
>so she can post not even real nudes
How bad are you at googling, retard?

And vegass was up 3 goals to none in game 7 then gave up 4 straight

What a pair of soft ass soi teams

Reported! Fucking Reported!

How is this Fucking allowed to post a picture like this? You can see her Fucking butt crack!

same

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I actually watched Brodeur play you zoomer faggots

this

pic related is best goalies of the modern era that are retired and not in the Hall. CuJo's #1 in point shares.
will follow up with the actual HOFers

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How many favorite teams do you have? I've got 4 or 5
Blues childhood home
Devils living in NYC and hating the rags
Panthers lived in Florida
Kings beat the rags in scf
Flames 04 Stanley cup run

They're shitty nudes, you faggots fap to fucking cinemax tier shit. Fuck that whore

You don’t have to attach the same 6 faggy canes images to each post you make you fucking retard

One, you fucking idiot.

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actual Hallers

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You don't have to include the same mindless seething in every post you make, you fucking retard.

>Fuck that whore
Gladly.

>n-no you
Not an argument you sunbelt nigger

>systembabby
That's Chris Osgood
Brodeur still performed well despite ebing overrated

>Burke and Vokoun that high above Kiprusoff
Interesting

I'm lifelong rags fan since June 2019

i don't rate any tendie that isn't finnish tbqh

How can you even post with all of that blood gushing out of your vagina?

Pretty lame, gaylord

its a hall of fame not a hall of very good. he is like the bobrovsky of his era.

Been fan of Devils since 2003, Stars since 2005 and Sharks since 2006

My favorite goalie is probably Reimer.

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Anyone else enjoying the seething lifelong vegass golden showers fans?

For me it’s Felix the Cat Potvin and Tommy Salo

/hoc/ is back

Devils 2003 win was so much fun

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felix was absolutely based and would make /hoc/ seeth on a whole new level if he were to play in 2019

why dont tendies take shots at the empty net anymore?

Closest conference finals team to each state/province (proximity to capital)

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>mfw he is not related to Denis Potvin

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I'll be damned if I root for a fucking music note

Root for the Bruins.

>tfw blues are the only team I don’t downright loathe

welcome to the caniacs user

>cousins moved to Boston and became obnoxious northeast sports fans
Fuck that Im rooting for the bad guys or the bunch of jerks

Welcome to the family.

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Someone has to stop the shorks queers. Justice for Vegas.

>root for cancer and AIDS
No.

based

/hoc/: shorks and canes
/leddit/: bombston and blose

>or the bunch of jerks
Do it, >we have qts.

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grim

this, except the opposite

I was just thinking /hoc/ needed more tripfags to filter

leafs since birth because family
bruins i never miss a game from but i always root against them
senators from 2006-2008 (haven't seen a single sens game since)
capitals from 2008 until i stopped watching

haven't found a team i like enough for them to be "my team" since i started watching again though. hope the sharks win for the ensuing salt

fuck why isnt the game starting in 20 minutes gary!?!?

>european opinions
>relevant on /hoc/
kek

this guy understands

Patrick Burgerman is the perfect professional hockey player.
He's also a pretty nice guy.

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>being this retarded and gay

>that tummy
Bueno.jpg

you have it all backwards my friend, i'll assume just a typo

I wanna see Jumbo Joe heem some niggas

Caapo Cacco desu

i don't think i can trust /hoc/ after mommy feet

uhm excuse me but >we have a better record than >you in the hokkei championships right now

>69
>88
>77
niggas confirmed heemed by jumbo

how many olympic gold medals has your team won in the last hundred years in ice hockey?

>not being retarded and gay
limiting your enjoyment of life

just got off the phone with gary a moment ago and he confirmed with me that the ek65 redemption arc is indeed beginning tonight

blues are all right, but why the loathe?

It's here lads :)

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based

Why do Boston fans love sucking cock

Those were some good senators teams

drink toilet water

looks nice

>shorks: gay, anime,California and plebbit
>broons: hate all Boston teams
>canes: sunbelt, gay and randy is the worst poster in /hoc/

Drink bleach

Gloria
Gloria

The idea for the arena was inspired by the popularity of the livestock pavilion at the 1915 Panama–Pacific International Exposition. A local newspaper[3][4] asked, as early as May 1935, "Why, when people are starving, should money be spent on a 'palace for cows'?" A headline writer turned the phrase around, thus "Cow Palace".-wiki

Bluejackets are the most based team in the world

>hate all Boston teams
anus

/hoc/ marchand, Pastrnak, mcavoy, chara
r****t everyone else

>OP

She's pretty

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Shut the fuck up tranny sunbelter

the succubus is /ourgirl/ too

>F-fuck Boston!
Lmao. SEETHING.

If the Blues win the Stanley Cup ill step up and do it

Marchad/Pasta/Chara are /hoc/ but Bergeron isn't? explain pls

To be fair I rooted for Boston against Chongcouver and Chiraq

How many Canadian teams are left in the NHL playoffs? Surely at least one?

>>shorks:
>gay
is OK,
>anime
GAAAAAY, not OK

who is your favorite Bruin /hoc/?

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Bergeron.
It has always been Bergeron.

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Chara
the Rat

Interesting post

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Blades.

tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk when he gets angry

The sharks DO NOT deserve to be in the WCF

Refs have been gifting playoff wins

im scared bros one of my buddies convinced me to go to mens league with him next week but i havent played in like 3 years because i got really depressed after getting cut from a team and quit. am i going to fucking embarrass myself or will it come back to me pretty quick? i played for like 10 years

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Trent Frederic

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spaghetti man

Lads we are only 7,300,861 posts till 100,000,000 posts

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confidence is key

We know you’re lying because you attached anime to your post you unmasculine fagbutt

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>Boston
Would rather live in a palm tree hut in Maldives tbqhf

forgot my gif
based

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for me, it's the man who was the difference in bringing thec Up back to Boston.

absolutely filthy

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Boston is so fucking gay

Based Thomas making the Nancy boys seethe by not meeting Obama

if we're putting former bruins too then it's my nigga marc savard

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

KuKlux Klan

dubs confirm

Thomas is a dumb maga faggot. Most trump supporters are uneducated and vote against their own economic interests

Tampa should have had that one

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Love savard. Fuck cooke.

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You appear to have Trump derangement syndrome

Even though we choked against the Flyers his OT goal in game 1 is one of if not my favorite Bruins goal. Chills every time

What did she mean by this tattoo?

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>the party that wants to let in an army of dumb dirty beaners into this country

>shocked when poor american people can clearly see a problem with this

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about 1 bong until anthem time

vinkkasin varmuuden vuoksi

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I wish my team had an offense...

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should i eat curly fries /hoc/

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wasn't a fan of that tho. regardless of your political leanings, you're really NOT going to go meet the leader of your country (for real or in name only) and celebrate your team being the champs of an international pro sports league? If nothing else it's symbolic for the sport itself and fans of all political stripes. I wasn't exactly a fan of Bush but if were a member of the 2001/03/04 Patriots, 2004/07 Sox or 2008 Celts then you'd bet your ass I'd be going to the White House with the team.
>inb4 liberal faggot etc. I'm neither and don't care about your own politics

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whatever happened to urho vaakeneinen?

yes

what the FUCK is wrong with curly fries?

=)

Hahaha benis

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B L U E S

L

U

E

S

50 minutes

hockey

What's in the foil

clean your fucking grill

? not following

Potato’s

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no

no its a primetime nbc game so puck drop will be at least 40 minutes late

you haven't cleaned your fuckign grill since last time, come on user

why wouldn't you clean your grill beforehand, what the fuck is wrong with you

why are there no woc (women of colour) in the NHL

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getting drunk on vodka and budweiser desu

Imagine being such a low test male you actually clean your grill

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I think that's stupid. I never understood the big deal of this.
If you don't feel like going, don't go. Champions get invited invited to go, it's not a demand.

I really want to see him hoist the cup (inb4 2011 i mean as a starter). He takes a lot of unwarranted shit although I also think most Boston fans know he's better than most other tendies out there. Was great in the 2013 run and has been great so far this go around.

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>no hockey for another hour

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>He takes a lot of unwarranted shit
Ehhhh. Maybe.
He drives me fucking nuts sometimes though where he'll have a really bad game and then afterwards when talking to the press just be like 'yeah whatever, what're you going to do'. He drives me fucking nuts sometimes.
But yes, this playoffs he is playing up to what he is paid, he's been excellent.

don't mind either of these teams tbqhwyf
t. Bruinigger

TABARNAC, I thought hokkei was on at 7:30, just got done with my pre-game fap and have nothing to do

1. Cleaning your grill is gay
2. shut the fuck up spic. "Burgerman" is r****t
3. jets would have won Stanley cup but the players lost on purpose to protest mauri trying to sabotage Laine's career
4. Onion rings

Open borders is a meme that uneducated incels believe in and not a real policy, Cletus

what kind of retard calls bergeron burgerman. it doesn't even make sense

me.

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>Burgerman" is r****t
again, explain why Bergeron is different. you seem awfully mad about something so minor such as this.

cheers

terrible post

t. casual
also, where are the other 5 bruins guys who were posting in game threads regular season? report in

all banned for posting tranny dick pics of themselves

shot an 83

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Been here all year friendo.

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>No tomahawk steaks or at least a couple of porterhouse steaks
Faggot. Those better be potatoes and where the fuck is the corn?
Homo

fucking timezones
in how many hours/minutes does the game start?

28 bings

8pm EST, 26 minutes

why does sam insist on blaming his teams failures on white men who did literally nothing wrong?

7 months

doing a think

How fucking stupid are you?

I fucking hate you all so so so so much. Jets are 20. 21 22 23 4 in a row cup winner. It's that easy. Nothing else left for me to say. But I'll keep say it anyway

thanks frens

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Fuck your whore mother. You dog. You filthy dog. You don't ever talk about me.

based austrian

Lol Sam's a faggot

Based.

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i appreciate your comment but what was so based about my simple request?

thats just when the pregame and shit starts the actually puckdrop wont be for like another bong

I'd gut you like a fucking pig you trip nigger sonofabitch. Do you know I have an industrial grinder and a propensity to start fires? You'd be gone before anybody noticed you were missing, which would be months because no one gives a fuck about you but I'd still have you disposed in under an hour

austria is cool because it's home to the guy who killed hitler

...

>b8ed this exact response
Come get me

History is literally irrelevant before the 1980's

Reminder if I met any of you at the ODRs I'd flip your puck over the boards and you'd crawl through the snow to find it before you asked me to replace it because I'm dom as fuck and you wouldn't even think to look me in the eyes

Hey guys.

I went out clubbing last night with my friends. There were seven of us, three guys including me and four girls. My girlfriend Hannah was meant to come too but she was feeling ill. I offered to stay in with her but she insisted I go out and have a good time.

At the club my friends got talking to a group of women who apparently work in finance. They were here for some kind of conference and were checking out the local places in their spare time.

One of them, Lauren, started trying to chat to me and ask for my number. She was pretty but I was not interested as I have a girlfriend. I told her this but she then started asking for pics of Hannah. I showed her and she said that I ''could do better than that''. I was very annoyed and told her to leave me alone.

Later me and my friends were dancing, and Lauren and her group came up to us and she started trying to dance with me. I gave her the brushoff once again and moved away from her and she gave me a dirty look. A while later she came back and by that point was very drunk. She smirked at me and threw her drink in my face. I was absolutely fuming and in response I poured my beer on her head. She started crying and ran to the bouncer who got us all kicked out.

Everyone then proceeded to have a go at me. I understand they were annoyed that we were kicked out, but everyone was acting like I was wrong to pour my drink on her. They all saw her splash her drink in my face, but everyone was saying it was nasty to do that to a girl.

The ladies in our group were talking about how upset they'd be if someone ruined their dress/hair/makeup by doing that, but when I pointed out she did the same to me everyone said that it isn't the same.

Nobody said goodbye to me last night and I made my own way home. I told Hannah what happened and she agrees that I didn't do anything wrong. I tried explaining myself again over the groupchat but everybody ignored me.

How do I sort this out in a mature way?

Hahahah. I don't even know how old I am

i dunno i was amused by your post for some reason so i called it/you based

>you'd get my stick in the teeth before my puck would hit the snow you fat sperg

*stares you down while rubbing my nipples and maintaining direct eye contact*

>hitler
>dying
hes alive in antarctica in a based secret base

Can't wait for Krappo to end up being the next Pulju, lads

drink toilet water on camera to establish dominance

>Silly leafs think you play hockey in the snow
Your skates won work on powder

A painful memory, perhaps?

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kept you waiting, huh?

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Fuck those dumb cunt nigger "friends", don't talk to them ever again, and ask your gf if she's down for a 3way with that Lauren girl

Ive been crosschecking highschoolers and teaching house league players new swears since before most of you gave up using lace tighteners

The NHL could probably save a lot of money on bandwidth costs by getting rid of all the smoke on the GAME WILL BEGIN SHORTLY and COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS screens.

have sex

youtu.be/WKHttJvrhlM

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I dont need to. When I want to the clap I just fire a gnarly one at the kid with his head down when we're picking teams

t. Can't do a pivot at full speed

you've read The Day After Tomorrow, too? although TDAT says it's in Switzerland not Antarctica

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IT AIN'T ME

Man. I look juicy in this new jets muscle shirt. if I was gay I'd wish I could clone myself so I could fuck myself in my tight ass haha

BLUES SHARKS GAME 1 THREAD
GO BLUES

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>The Day After Tomorrow
wasn't that a really shitty movie with jake gyllenhaal?

There's ZERO reason to know how to stop on both sides. You only lead with one foot. You don't need both

actually no, its just a dream i have to give myself a reason to live. sounds based though.

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imagine not knowing how to stop with both feet

WHY IS SOME FUCKING WOMAN TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW TO SKATE BY POINTING OUT YOU DONT SKATE LIKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS FUCK I HATE JUICE

REMINDER OLYMPIC GOLD WINNING WOMEN REGULARLY TRAIN AGAINST MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOLERS AND FUCKING LOSE

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good morning

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>he can't stop using only one foot on the outside edge
holy shit you're worse than most kids

Gonna lay off the food for a bit go back on the booze

I AIN'T NO SENATORS SOONN, SON.

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Disappointing video TBQH

made scallops with artichokes and asparagus with hollandaise sauce lads

I.....I can't believe it......there is a.....hockey game ON RIGHT NOW. Thank you Gary

have leftover pizza that gagan made last night

rude amerifat
go guzzle down another mclardo

huomenta finlan

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was about to ask if gagan has been put to work lately

you dont have to attach a faggy carolingger image to each post you make you fucking retard

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based hill billy exterminator

I would like to see a picture of pavelski's blood-stained helmet

>20 or 30 Bruins images
>no problem
>one image for the team that lives rent-free in his head
>time to shit up /hoc/

yeah, it's not an adaptation of the book though
>Roland Emmerich in charge of making good movies

beyond boiling at this point.

>waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

sharks nation ww@

the sunbelt is one of God's only mistakes
eat shit

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he is more based than ever

toilet water user, where is you

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Learn basic arithmetic, retard.

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you should put in a special request and have him write /hoc/ in pepperoni

can't expose my power level like that

have him do /cric/ then

>sperging yellow fever faggot thinking that he can look down on literally anyone
oh no no no no no

you know whats coming niche faggots

>using Elton Johns "I'm still standing" in yet another playoffs intro

I swear CBC does it every year

kek

>barely pinch arm
>huge ass fucking bruise

Gonna listen 2 Eagles lads

its a meme you retard

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huge game, a definite must win. gotta get some pucks deep and shots on goal, stay hard on the forecheck, and smother them with our D. One shift at a time, fellas

You haven't seen the spergery I've seen.
I really don't think it's a meme.

ive been seeing randy ruining every thread for months on end

for me, it's Lyin' Eyes

controversial opinion: gneisenau was better than schanhorst

>tfw you think fourth time's the charm

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gamthrad?

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nigga you boutta finna die

You probably have aids

Do you even try to look for these things yourself?

the sap center looks like a mid tier band arena in indiana

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Desperato

holy fuck look at his hair lmao
based hemophiliac user

Should have got vaccinating, m88

If you ice it on a PP it should be a penalty. If you're offside on a PP it should be a penalty

which rags beat writers should i follow on twatter

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not tonight la

I mean it was a good high pressure pinch. It just didnt really hurt at the time. Got it between a 5 inch pipe and a wood frame.
I am vaccinated

Icing yes
Offside no

Shame, I guess you'll just have to swivel.

guess i'll make new threa

is brooksie still active?

youtube.com/watch?v=ARhVC8uEbQU

i think you have a bad case of sugma

IT'S OGRE

Well fuck

Sugma nuts

seems to be
twitter.com/NYP_Brooksie/status/1126886173606019073

I already feel like I know to much about you
>but I'm gonna ask anyway cause I don't know any better, blame my parents
What the fuck were you doing in order to pinch a portion of yourselves against a 5 in pipe?
this is an educated prognosis; treatment ??

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Gonna ask grandma if she's ever heard of the sugodese people

reminder that San Jose is not white, their fans are gay, and their team and players are reddit and the Almighty God will plunge commiefornia into the sea

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jalapenos are kicking my ass tonight lads

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whats the sugodese people?

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fresh or pickled?

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>shorks
>not fucking gay
pick one and only one

insert a seed in you pee hole if the ending of my post is repeating

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who wants some MOST DANGEROUS DRAW??

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SUGODESE NUTS

damn san jose, why are the refs on your side?

Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come

don't really like pancakes lads

>I do

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let us help user, we helped tinder user plenty last week

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idk
on a pizza I got last night

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Thought I was the only one. It's actually hard to be anti pancakes. You'd think people would be understanding. "Sorry I don't like your nutritionless carbloaded bullshit that tastes like garbage unless you drown in it in sugary trash and even then it's only palateable with cortisol inducing coffee and high fat sausage, and even then it's only good for killing off a hangover" but no.
ECKS DEE U DON LIEK PANCAKES BRO?!? DEY R GUD !!

gagan always gets me extra jalapenos on the house

>tfw next potvin coming in

twitter.com/QMJHL/status/1127331718673969152

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>this entire post

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yeah they're too heavy. just give me this with some toast or something.

Pizza hotline buys the good jalapeños. Crisp. Old Dutch are soggy. Fucking gross. mezzetta or bust. They just work

*tips fedora*

I dont think the NHL want the Blues to go through seeing this officiating

Moving said 5 inch pipe

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>autism: the post

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going to make blueberry pancakes in the morning lads

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Once again. I'm belittled for disliking the WORST western breakfast food imaginable (shakshuka is worse, but I shouldnt ave to mention congealable middle eastern slop among actual food)

faggot

Slow down there chief. What's the "worst" western food?
I also burned my arm on a drill bit

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um
Yes, perfect... this

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Sam, please, honestly, kill yourself. For your own sake, and for that of everyone here, take your own life.

Shorks.

nah m8, you're belittled for being an absolute faggot

Go Bloos

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this might be the only reason i would ever root for the blose

shall be burning down Sam's wigwam

Anything soft is up there. Mashed potatoes. Soft ice cream. Anything you don't have to chew will turn you into a recessed subhuman.
Howd you know?

92701977
faggot

That's a good way to find yourself standing in front of a hate crime tribunal.

sam>ted desu

He’s going to fucking kill you

Mashed taters are based. Kill yourself

as a former gopher and house builder, I'm not even going to ask "Why?"
>

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fuck sam

new thread

extremely good taste

Sharks fans are pretty insufferable tbqhwy

Hard shant

on-time new

Spoken like a true red white and blue subhuman

this is the thread desu

>graps vs ontime thread
well now i'm conflicted.

bruins anime poster reporting

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Electrical conduit m8

God I wish that were me

Bruins lifer here.

BLOWOUT

Why is no one pounding on the glass!?!

Plastic AF lookin'
Even Boston pub chicks are hotter.
Short Pay talent there, kid.