/heem/ el cucuy is back edition

Remember to include previous thread in OP, thank you ser.

peach of a match up

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I like when the Mexican makes the thread. He's like my little brown slave. My Mexican bitch. Yeah boy, get down on your knees and suck my big fat cock, Juan. And make the next thread while you're at it.

The UFC matchamakers are doing a great job of making sure the FW, LW, and WW divisions are boring, frustrating, and have nonsensical rankings. GG Dana

I'm the kind of guy who orders a XXXL cup when I'm really just a L.... okay, an M.

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This reads like something Adesanya would tweet out

wake up cowboy it's all over

>you will never put your brain health at risk four times a year for an average of about 20k minus other fees per fight

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retard

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i type insurance submissions into a database for a living and make as much as a journeyman ufc fighter plus i get to talk to all the gordibuenas i can handle

wish this board had sound

Hopefully Rose gets heemed.

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Why people care so much about money? I guess you could just say I'm a poorfag but I never understood the obsession. I guess it's just linked to status? Which I would agree is much more important than money.

You still have the chip, Tony

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Imagine if Khabib had done this in Brazew

what are you talking about?

He'd get heemed by a BR tranny.

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Uh I don't know how to explain it further. Nvm just disregard that post

Bellator is seriously a joke I don't know how they can even justify this
There's building a star and then there's giving a D1 wrestler a factory worker

my original point was that a lot of these fighters are putting everything on the line for basically... pennies
and after their careers, the majority of them are fucked

Dillon was out

Yeah I know. I wasn't trying to argue I was just asking a general question. I know this sounds gay, but if they're doing what they enjoy then why does money matter that much?

Shit thread
Shit event
Shit sport

how long until prelims?

YOU GUYS SAY PAY IT FORWARD ON 3
youtu.be/tbZnL6-7dRM?t=485

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>putting everything on the line

Not really. No one's ever died from MMA. Some of them will get CTE, sure, but we're not talking about people with 130 IQs who would be white collar professionals if they weren't pro fighters. The alternative career path for most of them is flipping burgers for minimum wage.

No one wants them to, which is why they don't make much money you fucking commie FAGGOT

>No one's ever died from MMA
You mean UFC. People have died from MMA.

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Prove it

I've never heard of that but whatever. The point is death or permanent disability are not major risks. The main issue is brain damage and long term neurodegeneration. And even then, most guys don't end up like Ali.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalities_in_mixed_martial_arts_contests

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One could argue only those of inferior mind power participate in mma

>Wikipedia
Yeah nice source bro lol

I've got absolutely no respect for people with tattoos

Absolutely redpilled

>conor ducke-
I'm shocked

Sup teacher, sources at the bottom yo

What's up virgins?

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real female or ...

Sorry, couldn't find a sherdog article for you.

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is brendan losing his hair bros?
youtube.com/watch?v=HpFGufMjlvc
thawlts?

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Should've shown the rest of the vid where they carry him away, killing him in the process

You must either be bald or have nigger hair to think that's a sign of balding

tell her she's beautiful and invite her to cuddle with me

Talk to security to look for the mom of this lost child

That's just the way his hair is styled. He isn't even showing signs of a receding hairline.

Basically zero, but in this particular fight it plays a part because Rose is (or perceived to be) mentally weak

>Jake Shields stays in Strikeforce instead of jumping ship to the UFC
>Defends title against Jacare
What happens

"it's weird to me that people bring up my fights
like... 'yeah dude you lost to arlovski in 2006!"
>everyone laughs in an exaggerating manner

literally surrounded by a bunch of yes men

Happened to a Brazilian guy recently and also happened to another Brazilian guy that got beat by McGregor's friend. Also happened to a black guy that had a heart problem in the past year or two

>I've never heard of that but whatever.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalities_in_mixed_martial_arts_contests

Rose did open as the favorite as champs almost always do

r/mma on the left
/heem/ on the right

I don't think Arlovski is one of the fights people are talking about lmao

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Beautiful body, wow

Only 2/13 sites had Rose opening as a favorite

BRO WHO IS SHE
WHHHHOOOOOOOOO

Scott Coker looks like a Japanese woodblock print.

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the punch was great, but when he leans in an put his weight on his belly… now that is why he is panting

Hopefully Dustin doesn't say anything "mean" to Khabib otherwise he'll chimp out again and get another excuse to dodge Tony.

what are you talking about b that was a peach of a joke

Heem Sleepy

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Gotta be a hometown thing then. Seems like the champs are always favored a little wide

>snakefags

Reptiles are not your friends.

Watch out Bas!

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>tapping out
what a pussy

I miss natty Reem

>shrug like you're fine
>get heemed
every time

another early stoppage from herb dean

Matt Hughes died in the 2nd GSP fight. They replaced him with his twin brother, Mark and kept it under wraps. That’s why he went to shit so badly after that fight. True story.

福家由布季
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsuKwh8iqXs

shrugging only prevents heems if you clap your hands afterwards

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incredibly redpilled

Got my snacks for the fights prepped boys

>福家由布季

bro do you have her ig or sth
is there more

I'd let her fuck my wife

What club are these videos in?

you wouldn't have a choice, la

when's fights?

1.5 pizzafleischkäse

Same. Mini Reese cups (the ones with Reese pieces inside), skittles, and ginger gummy bears. Top-tier /heem/ snacks.

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Someone should shop this with these dudes

youtube.com/watch?v=CZIErGx_py4

This kills the Cowboylet

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samefagging but i think it's this twitter.com/TokyoDancehall any heemers wanna meet up and go fuck some gogo dancers?

is colby an overcompensating homosexual

He was tree times his size, yeh

the designer should have either swapped aldo/volk so the three brazilians were on the same level

or swapped cannonier/silva so the champ and 2 former champs were on the same level

First fights for 237 are at 6:30. That’s the PPV your image is counting down

Given that it’s confirmed that he didn’t fuck any of the thots, very possibly. More likely, though, he’s just an autistic tryhard who thinks posing with sluts on social media will make him look cool.

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You guys have all pre-ordered the PPV on ESPN+ by now, right?

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Are you really going to watch these dog shit prelims? The main card itself is barely worth watching.

>Usman? His crispy mug don't want none of my pressure game. I'm finna humble RDA then we on that road to glory.

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based whitey wins again

>ywn dissapoint a qt scouser slag
fugg

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I don’t watch MMA, I just make the calendars for them

Oh damn, Cachoeira is fighting before BJ Penn. UFC's two biggest punching bags back-to-back

>brazil card
oh boy get ready for some robberies

Coral Spring raped me last october

He tried to force himself on me at his home two months ago. #metoo

Dana is definitely committing kamikaze on the UFC. He really wants to kill it so badly.

*HOO HAA HAYING intensifies*

Baste

Same. He put something in my drink, I couldn’t move. He removed my pants, he promised he’d be gentle, “just the tip” he said. He was a brute. He tore me. There was so much blood. I had to get surgery to repair my savaged asshole. That monster should be locked up!

>Gib championship
t. Portuguese rapebabies

>early memelins is 3 can fights
How is this supposed to fit a two hour period

Would Serena Williams destroy everyone in WMMA if she was given the proper training

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wouldn't pass USADA. apparently tennis dope test are really basic

I've got those Tikka masala flavour Pringles should be nice

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How is this even a question?

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Gabi would beat her like a redheaded stepchild

Don’t think we have those here. I’ll have to look out next time I’m in Europe. Sounds good.

Based Ireland repping pajeet snacks

But BT sport shows the event free of charge

>peak serena williams will never jack you off

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Wait, you guys too? I was visiting Florida last summer and I one morning waking up with a man in my room. You can guess what happened next. I only knew it was him because of the tfatk shirt he was wearing.

They're part of the Rice Fusion Pringles line but there's virtually no difference in texture. Really tasty

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Gabi's weakness is fighting against old women. I'm hoping her and Kandori Oba-san fight in June because that would be an absolute shame and hurt Rizin really bad if it doesn't happen.

If the Indians we're half as good at fighting as they were at making food we'd all be speaking Punjabi by now

Doesnt she get tested by USADA? She went into her panic room one time when testers came to her house at night, tbf the testers can’t really provide substantial identification and come at odd hours of course

>if only the video was split-screened with tasty food on one side

HE SPOKE TO ME AND MY HEART STOOD STILL
WHEN HE SAID TONE, GO DO MY WILL
GO HEEM THAT LONG TONGUED GOOBY
GO AND SUB THAT MUSLIM CHILD BRIDER

I'd give a lot for her to step on my ballsack

KEK
E
K

Well, I’ll be in Amsterdam in October, I’ll keep an eye out.

Well that's queer

You'll see me in the pre-lims one day my friend.

Yep, I just looked her up on their website. I really think this USADA shit would be a huge scandal if MMA media didn't exist inside its own special retarded bubble

Probably not she plays tennis and is used to being the only roided up freak. The Brazilian "girls" would scare her.

Rose is gonna out-slicc that ugly hue dyke and finish her off in the 3rd. Screencap this.

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They keep teasing it, only a matter of time

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Good man!

>you will never massage gabi's arms

>already drank my beers for the fight
>too drunk to drive and get more

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sorry if i missed you i literally deleted the file right after finishing it, and so i redid it fast

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>drinking beer instead of water

m8 i know you think you're being cool by drinking but you do know that you don't really have to drink alcohol to enjoy a bunch of fights right?
all you're doing is ruining your health
stop drinking bro
there is still so much you can achieve
you have the power
the world is yours

>
basaed

No fight companion? lame

you know there is an uber service for alcohol. not sure if you guys have it but its worth since DUI are killer

>tf
>tp
checks out

I'll go pick you up a six-pack brother. Modelo, right?

Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Correia
Ferreira

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Lmao pathetic

Seethe harder spergy

But surely you have some bottles of Proper Number Twelve on hand?

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Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Corriea

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you're the last one

I've cut back a lot, no longer drink while watching fight nights or bellator.
Don't have that here, sounds neat

This was the best MW champ since 194

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There's actually nothing wrong with Negra.

Especial is good too and even better with a lime

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Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana
Bethe

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Dude you’ve got like six hours to go man
Your fooked

Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Bethe

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>Aldana
>Bethe
draw?

Namajunas
Canonnier
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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This, cut a lime into six slices, then plunk each peace into a glass modelo like a quarter machine.
It’s one of the most satisfying feelings ever

>le 'ducks his entire division and gets beaten into a medical suspension by a 45 year old in his only """title defense""" ' man

Yep, Michael Burping was a mighty fine champ. *sips*

Silva is done winning fights

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Anyone else think Ferguson’s psychopathic edge will be lost since he got diagnosed and did a bunch of therapy? Half the reason he was so good was because of his drive, which turned out to be so maniacal he was hearing shit in walls and trying to locate government bugs when he wasn’t training.

They didn't have any white Monsters

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Rose
Cannonier
Volka
Alves
Ariana

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She's entirely too large

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Why is there a mortal kombat ingredient in there?

ferguson on antipsychotics will be a can

I my knowledge he was already diagnosed and on the meds before these things came public

I'm going to sleep now, gonna read the results tomorrow. Haven't stayed up for a card ever since Conor lost. It's just not the same without him.

At least watch the Aldo fight user

yes he will become a can he will be lucky to make it out of the first with punished dad cerrone

alright i'm going to my local bdubs (bunk bed). hopefully canada is around to do the heavy lifting

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21 bings till we're live

Rose
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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what's the time down under?

This is what Justin Bieber looks like now?

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Why does Bellator always put their fights on the same night as the UFC now? They need to go back to Fridays.

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Dillon Danis’ mom is literally a prostitute.

am i a sexist for hating women getting hurt ?

Yes.

Andrade
And- I mean, Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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>Throws a weak jab
I learned this from watching Muhammad Ali

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Cringe

>Death is the worst thing that can happen
Have you ever seen someone with dementia? Death is a blessing in comparison.

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It's currently 8:16 am on a beautiful Sunday morning.

youtu.be/D1hZ6vgMozc

How mad does it make you that he's never lost a single fight while your boy Spergy got decisioned by MJ?

Imagine Khabib vs Yoel

They can't even remember their misery. It comes to the family if there's one.

Rose
Cannioner
Alex
Thialgo
Literally who cares

The hue chimp will always win if it goes to their judges

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Love Aldo.

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rose
cannonier
aldo
alves
aldana

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What will objectively be the best ufc strawweight record?

JESSICA ANDRADE
>Wins
Rose Namajunas
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Tecia Torres
Cláudia Gadelha
Angela Hill
Joanne Calderwood
Jessica Penne
>Losses:
Joanna Jędrzejczyk

ROSE NAMAJUNAS
>Wins
Jessica Andrade
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
Michelle Waterson
Tecia Torres
Paige VanZant
Angela Hill
>Loses
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Carla Esparza

JOANNA JEDRZEJCZYK
>Wins
Tecia Torres
Jéssica Andrade
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Cláudia Gadelha
Valérie Létourneau
Jessica Penne
Carla Esparza
Cláudia Gadelha
Juliana Lima
>Losses
Rose Namajunas
Rose Namajunas

He lost to Tibau, while Tony finished Tibau.

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Tony is also a CTE mess lmao

But look what Islam did.

Besides practically destroying the Middle East?

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Tony has more wins in the ufc than Khabib

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You can't rock a turtle spic, nigga

only tasty energy drink is red bull

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based

Please delete this

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BOOMER
O
O
M
E
R

*sip

how long yall been nofap to get ready for the main event? i've built up two weeks of cum for this

i hope its hot in brazil tonight

He also has more loses lmao, imagine losing to Michael Johnson

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*crack* Red Bull, now there’s an energy drink! *sip*

red bull has more of a skanks at the bar reputation than a boomer one

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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yee of little faith, my cousin is gonna fuck up that division and represent us well against that Russian pony

USADA'd Tibau is a peach of a win for sure my guy

Why did David insist on trying to takedown Cannioneer when he already showed he was better in boxing range than him and the mere threat of a takedown stopped Cannioneer from using his full standup arsenal? All he did was exhaust himself

Memebender will never be this good

the true boomers energy drink of choice is Bawls

It’s been around since the 80s, though. Actual boomers don’t drink energy drinks of any sort anyway. Never did get that meme. Boomers are more about wine or cheap, domestic beer.

Such a nice "?-kick"

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Tony broke a bone in the fight and still finished the fight. Then he bounced back and has won as many in a row as Khabob has won total in the ufc.

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Now post the Chris webm

A ton of people around his camp have said that Forrest got knocked out in sparring before the fight

imagine moving the goal post this hard

THUG
Cannonier
Waldo
Staropoli
Correia

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Literally never lost a round

We are LIVE

He beat Tibau before usada testing started in the ufc

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damn One fc uploades some amazing muai thai and kickboxing fights from the last card

truly the savior of our sport

He lost round 3 against an overhyped featherweight who was out for 2 years

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your epin meme man will lose to cowboy and it will be embarrassing to all of his reddity fans

Wmma? Great start

>tfw real fight fan

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>friend says the card is pretty good
>main event is blubbering mess champion vs Andrade
>only fight on the card worth caring about is Aldo
>CANderson vs CANnonier
>Alves on a main card

This is a UFC on FOX tier card that they want faggots to pay for.

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Imagine being mad at facts

>watching a WMMA Headliner Card
This is your oppurtunity to go out on a Saturday night you fucking schmucks.

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>wmma
*goes back to bed*
Haha just kidding, I respect women at all costs

>shit break at the very start of the card
based UFC

Is Ripple dark for anyone else?

Andrade
Gorilla
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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You forgot Clay Guida vs BJ Penn

DC and Cruz

Works for me

Canboy's last three wins are against a real estate agent, a can, and a guy who almost hung himself as a joke. Absolute munster.

heeere we go

How the fook does Bethe still have a UFC contract?

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Bernardo's ass is so fat

Penn will gas in round 1 and spend the next 10 minutes being picked at on his way to his 1000th loss in a row.

But remember, De La Hoya is a scumbag for letting Chuck fight.

no excuses when tony gets heemed

Nice. Ever notice how Bellator only has good events when they're concurrent with UFC events? Every time Bellator has a night to themselves the fights don't deliver.

Viviane got a nice brapper

They got the ref's name wrong

so many mid-30s moms in mma with less than 10 fights

NUTTY HEEM

BJ sued the UFC back in the day and ditched them to go fight in literally who orgs. Dana does not forget. He wants BJ to die in the cage.

God I love brazilian WMMA fighters

Is the picture dark though? It works just lower quality than normal.

>LE REAL ESTATE AGENT
you will be exposed soon enough

Who should I believe: the announcer or the name I saw on the screen? Ref's name is important to me
Yeah it looks like shit

She's so fucking bad and boring too.

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Couldn't even find a HD rip of the Rory vs Fitch card the other week, when people aren't even pirating your shit you should be worried

le rocked in every fight man will never even fight for the real belt

Buff looks a little bit better but no chat.

if you wear a shirt, you're automatically in my anti girl column

>watch the early poolims
for what purpose?

HEEEM

Fucking Boxercise

Cerrone beats him.

Hot take: Araujo's butthole smells like beans and rice. mmmmm

Andrade
Spider
Aldo
Pitbull
Aldana

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ass

Glad I put a cheeky $50 on this Aruajo chick. Bernardo is terrible.

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>A WMMA with actual striking

BASED

What did she mean by this?

Why the fuck are they allowed to wear t-shirts? What is Dana thinking? Literally the only reason anyone pays any attention to this shit is to see two half naked chicks wrestling.

>ranked Bantamweight
>take fight against a fucking sw
>a sw who isn't even in the UFC
>get pieced up
The state of wmma ladies and gents

No power makes it kinda boring

She's such a can

>throwing stupid shit because you know your opponent can't hurt you

Brazilian chicks look hot in anything

Would you push her shit in?

These monkey girls have nice bundas

The name on the screen was wrong

It's a joke, but Araujo is bigger in. Bernard is just fat..

This looks like a senior student playing around with a new one in sparring

>go to bed early, you have work Monday
>don't ruin your sleeping pattern, just record them
>you never even enjoy it that much

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Those are some thicc ass thighs

gonna need a link to that stream boys

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just wreck your sleeping schedule desu

Did someone just brap?

Two fucking seconds on google

Anyone else hear DCs brapp

plus.espn.com/

this is an actually entertaining wmma fight

who wouldve thought

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>He doesnt work shifts
Im on nights next week, fuck sleep lmao

ESPN+ dot com
Go back poorfag

wmma is a joke. we all know that..main event is a who fucking cares...This is the brie larson of events.

No that was someone unzipping their pants to wring a sticky one

here you go m8

*pisses on your face

hopefully it's unsuccessful chemo

These chicks have nice buns.

Vivi got gassed literally in a second. When she stood up she became a different fighter

Video proof that womens chins > men chins

wonder what their assholes smell like after a fight

that hit as hard as 12 year old boys

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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theyre built to take a beating

Please don't disrespect these female warriors.

HHEEEEMMMMM

HEEEEEEMMMMM

Nice heem

>cazzie doesnt realize how weak these punches are

SHEEM'D

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SLEPT

SHEEM SLEEEEEPY

SHEEEEEEM

KNOCKED OUT BY A FUCKING STRAW WEIGHT

SHEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

HEEEEEM

HEEEM SLEEEPYY

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

damn rose got heemed already?

That landed pretty solid

>(You)

depends whether her trainer and mentor dies when she's 19

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A FIGHT

>wmma
>a heem
????

SHEEEEM

Spicy heem.

Bring out the ceremonial strap-on, Bernardo's getting pounded in the locker room.

pillow fisted curitiba dyke

lmao she charged her punches up with Rick Glenn head bobbing

whos the last female fighter that got sheemd this hard, cyborg?

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW HEEM

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t. ufc 236 babby

>Typing this as she actually sleeps someone

It's not disrespecting them it's admiring their bodies.

Andrage
Cannonier
Aldo (who should be the main event for that event)
Alves
Aldana

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Vivianny looked bangong ready

Imagine squeezing in those extra training sessions between styling hair at the salon and dropping the kids at soccer for that just devastating

Wmma > mma prove me wrong

Aruajo will from UFC debut to top 3 lmao.

Wonderful and awful

No Cyborg didn't sleep all the way. It's gotta be KK sleeping for me

>top 15 bantamweights
What the fuck does this even mean in wmma?

>That was versus "top 15"
the state of wmma

lads how many bongs till clay v bj?

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Hey that's my GGG pic.

Based stroke poster

For me, it's Araujo.

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4

eat a big fat bean turd. fuck off you fucking favela cocksucker

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

Probably 1-ish

would

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> Araujo
>not on steroids
shall be calling this UFC Juice37

>you now remember Paulo Thiago

It means they're in the top 80% of the division.

based

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thnx bro
loling at all these other butthurt faggots

I want her on all fours, asshole prepped for me to eat.

AUSSIE BRO YOU ARE THE MVP

Any volunteers to go backstage and console Bernardo?

>Sara McMann

Unironically thought he had retired

Can I get a longer cut with that hilarious head bobbing included, please and thank you

thanks, user!

BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in 9 years..........

Sup nerds.

Analfags are just homosexuals in denial

excuse me

I would tongue punch her fart box.

anytime, reddit is amazing

Bethe on the main card. WTF

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana
.

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the odds are he wins one time, why not tonight?

...and?

too early for truth bombs mate

Real fight fans plot to murder Scott Coker because he hasn't put Bellator on Friday so that we can give every fight this weekend the full attention they deserve

You just know Clay Guida can be paid off to take a dive. Mother fucker lived in a van down by the river and bryan callen outed him as a drunk driver.

I believe she had a season-ending pregnancy

BJ is coming, wake up Khabib

Barcelos about to HEEM the fuck out this dude

Quick - without googling, what is B.J. Penn's record?

>He beat Tibau a few months before USADA came, that means he wasn't USADA'd!
Lmao do you know how drug testing works?

based and redditpilled

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Cute monkey

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>tfw when no UFC announcer GF
1

BJ hasn't fought in 9 years.
He was stockpiling energy.

I love how they keep calling this shit a loaded card

18-13

battery, assault, domestic violence and deprivation of liberty

I like Scott too much for Strikeforce to be mad at him 2bh

Do Brazilian women like buttsex? Asking for a friend.

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16-12 ?

rate tonights card

16-13

why are they singing Whoomp there it is?

25-15

based

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>Peru
PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU

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B. J. Penn - 16-13-2....

Rose
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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Amazing

TAM is already making phone calls

Raoni Barcelos is the future champion.

Barcelos about to sleep this dude.

Is Australia here? I'll let you get the gamethread

Any card with BJ Penn, Clay Guida, Anderson Silva, Antonio Rogerio Nogueria and Jose Aldo is a 10 if we get a time machine

Powerful Peru let's go
youtube.com/watch?v=KoQJ0RnA2XY

Bellator is basically doing the same shit, it's just too hard to get the fighters now

Does anyone else always want hue's to lose?

>Boston strong
What now?

Did you watch the fight? Tibau still looked juicy. You're acting like juiced Tibau was unbeatable or something.

U takin part bro?

Peru about to get that upset

16-15-1?

heempill me on barcelos literally know nothing about him

It's the only sex they like.

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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why is ferguson not fighting khabib? Everyone was talking about it.

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>-1100

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battle of the hues

>-1,100

manlet 1 vs. manlet 2

I hate them booing the young guy who took the fight on very short notice?

> -1100 favorite

WHOOMP

THERE IT IS

It's not that I want them to always lose, I just don't want them to win against americans.

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>Mexican crowds

Zoomer vs Boomer

Rio de janeiro is in mexico?

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SPICY BANGER

nice...so very nice...

I cheer against anyone that isn't a white or latino american

Meanwhile, at Bellator

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matt serra fighting in bellator rn lads

>shitting on the record of Huachin's previous opponents
>Khabib's record is littered with cans from Russia

Isn't it weird how Barcelos is just coming up but he's the same age as Aldo.

Why is this hue such a heavy favorite, huachin is holding his own very well

Im takin a shit right now. Dunno what else youre talking bout

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why can't all BRs be like this?

10-9 the Peruvian

pretty spicy desu senpai

Definitely doesn't seem like a +700 dog

My money's on the undefeated one

He's a Boston Salmon fan

Brazilian women screaming like howler monkey's... I hope somebody glasses that screaming cunt.

SWANG N BANG

More like per-ewwww
More like per-poo

aaaand there was just a ballshot heem

>DC is friends with Prograis
dem Louisiana boys are a different breed

I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE

It's the main event already?

Barcelos' left hook is mental, that low elbow style. Love it.

>watching first fight
>think it won't be up to much, just the first fight anyway and will go to DEC
>Miss the SHEEM

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

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STOP THE MATCH

Machida, that was a great MM artist.

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>that nut heem

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bro just choke him

lmao nice
Prindle bless
youtube.com/watch?v=A0Jrwh3D1Ms

How the fuck bjj even real. The guy has no grappling experience and the brazilian can't submit him

Cruz is such a whiny bitch

thank the ref for ending the fight lmao

WTF WITH THAT STOPPAGE

What??

BANGER RUINED

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Brazilian refs lmao

bullshit stopage

Wtf landed like 1 of those elbows at the end there

HEEM STOPPY

DC is an uncle tom

Not the worst stoppage, but pretty wack

Good fight tho

>D1 wrestler
That's 20 years ago.

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>Dom not even enjoying the stoppage and just talking shit about the ref
kek

Shit stoppage, why do they still host these in corrupt 3rd world shitholes?

...

i dont know about that

>cruz bitching about ref stopping a shit fight

I can't stand him

Absolute faggot stoppage, he was defending everything, 10 seconds left in round

Peruvians like to be pounded by a Brazilian before they walk away crying. It's like tradition there.

All memes aside, Brazil has the fukn ugliest crowds. HEESOO CHREESTOO

Based Spiderman 2

Can someone please send a mobile stream link before BJ Penn loses? I appreciate it