>Jonny Whiteman hoofs it up the pitch
>it falls for Mbwasa
>Mbwasa to Ngubu
>Ngubu
>NGUBU!!!!
>HE WINS IT FOR ENGLAND
>ENGLAND ARE THE WINNERS OF THE 2022 WORLD CUP
Jonny Whiteman hoofs it up the pitch
Nolan Scott
Adrian Wright
Why is the front page on the left and the sports pages on the right?
William Carter
Jonny Whiteman-Barley the pacy mulatto
Leo Brooks
easing the english public into right-to-left script in preparation for the impending full switch to arabic language media la
absolute travesty it is la
Jose Evans
For me, it's pacy winger Aidan Half-Caste.
Jason Hughes
Shit you beat meto it
Carson Cook
For me, it's the future tottenham and england legend Ranaldo Belle from Barbados.
Samuel Allen
Unless Mercs DNF they have already took the 1-2
Josiah Evans
>Loftus-Cheek gets on the end of that lob from Alexander-Arnold
>He's got options in the box, both Maitland-Niles and Marks-Spencer have pushed forward. Things are all square and England are running out of time.
>Oh, what's this!? He's laid it on perfectly for a 30 yard rocket from Mountbatten-Windsor!
>It sails straight past Çetinkaya and not even the man-mountain in goals İsmailoğlu can get his fingertips to it, the Germans have been completely caught off guard here.
>And they've done it! Look what it means to those lads out there! Lea-Perrin is openly weeping in the arms of manager Frank Lampard!
Luis Ward
The worst thing about this is that it could easily happen.
Adrian Gray
What happens when Alexander-Arnold marries a woman with a surname of, lets say, Harroldson-Smith. Does their kid become Joe Alexander-Arnold-Harroldson-Smith?
Samuel Taylor
I assume that English footballers will eventually go the way of Brazilians and just go by mononyms.
>David Alexander-Trent-Mbembwe-Gerrard-Jackson-Thompson-Ngubu-Sanchez-Thomas.
>Better known as 'Dave'
Thomas Allen
Don't worry, it won't. Roaches don't play goalkeeper after all.
Connor Morales
Rustu Recber!
Nicholas Reed
would honestly buy a Norf FC Jersey with NGUBU on the back for the memes
anyone know someone who works for Nike or Puma?
Jose Nelson
Why don’t we collect the minds of Yea Forums to make one? We’ll pick the numbers sponsors, and crest.
Dominic Campbell
Which position does N’Gubu Play?
Wyatt Ramirez
Rolling for this desu
Matthew Morgan
fake 10
Anthony Murphy
Jason Long
Center choker
Henry Mitchell
pacey winger la
Blake King
Quality post desu
Jackson Ramirez
Left-wing.
He uses his SEARING PACE to ANNIHILATE the full-back then cuts inside onto his right foot to blaze it over the bar.
Henry Hernandez
I think because he is our most valuable player and Norf born n’ bred, he’s gonna take 10. That means he puts in his pacey shifts in every midfield position.
William Barnes
England don't have many players with African names apart from Hudson-Odoi. Almost all are Carribean and have Anglo names.
Kevin White
THAT'S NOT A 4-4-2 YA FOOKIN GIT
Caleb Price
The energetic Midfield Paring of A. Wyatt-Mann and Kenedi Blackskin seem to be able to cover the midfield space of four players.
Juan Hernandez
What are the other players?
‘Big Mo’ Muhammad?
Desmond Click-click?
Archie Alfreds?