Boston Red Sox vs Seattle Mariners game thread

they are both from new england

dont be embarased you're beautiful bodys show butt and arms flexed sohot

do you have a hangover?

jerry remy lobby workout

ok game over fucking kill me

VOGEL

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mookie fielding not as good as it has been in the past

rick stop

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is vogel a poor man's lucas voit?

mookie EFFORT not as high as it has been in the past the problem is one you already know

Even if I only have a few, IPA's leave me feeling dead inside the next day. Might have to move back to drinking piss for a while

single father raising child because of deadbeat mom

looks like the sox defense didn't bother to show

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LITERALLY PITCHING BATTING PRACTICE RICK BP OVER IT'S THE FIRST INNING THESE AT BATS COUNT

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Holy crap, the hell? I tuned in, dude was crossing home. I go up to get water and now it's 4-0, all within 3 minutes. THREE!

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piss drinker has posted

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Let's go Ms great start

Get back to. 500 please

lavangie comes to mound rick please stop giving them belt high fast balls at just 90 inside

g-guys?

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>taking 3 minutes to get water
did you walk to the well and pump it yourself

m's getting extra batting practice on this guy for tomorrow

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THANK YOU BASED MARINERS

why did you red sux fans even wake up to watch this game? You have no chance this season. Yankees have already won the world series. Save your time and money

>Boston

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you are rick porcello
mark where in this zone do you give mariners 90 mph fastball with no movemenat

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not even worried my red sock will score 20 runs again like they have every game the last month

don't worry sux fans, "King Felix" gave up 6 runs to the yankees on his last start, you have a shot still

brock holt warming up

try here and here imo

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batting practice audition

lol

he has to have one decent game eventually

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Is Rick going to throw a tantrum in the dugout? Big ass baby.

You literally have zero chance this season anyway. Yankees aren't losing another game this season

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Crawford and Long called up already. Hopefully they do better than Bishop has so far. Wonder if we'll see Kelenic at any stage this year

stop pedro posting

>JBJ batting .145

This is just unacceptable.

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dont be a pussy. break some wrists and crack some skulls.

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unorigihnal post

>seriously growlithe
I like this

looooooooooool

not really funny at all

yeah I'm on my laptop on the couch so I took a while with the production of this image. didn't see the other similar post til after I got mine up.

sitting on yoru laptop to watch red sox's

got em

lmao get king'd on red sux

if baseball games were only 1 inning mariners would have just won the game perfect game complete victory

Any Seattle bros awake?

damn, i just thought about how comfy it would be to catch a baseball game at 10am

She looks like the chick from Homeland

Yep.

But Im in central time zone, so...

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so many deep balls

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It's 5:30am on Saturday here I woke up early today, never get to catch these early games. What a treat

I don't see it

me eating bagel

c-comeback time

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WOW,

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Those first two games in Tokyo, that's when I woke up

A quiet house and streets, a little whiskey in the coffee, baseball on... Crack of dawn baseball is maximum comfy

>300 foot chinese homerun
>still losing 4-1
>stadium explodes
absolute state of bombston

crap

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this stadium is very batter friendly

strand them felix

score them chavis

go chavis do the thing

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pitch away from the strike zone imo

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thinking about buttholes atm

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interesting

ok straigetn it out

chavis has the perfect home run swing every single contact he makes looks like its goign to go yard

thanks for the info

jbj haters get ready to apologies

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ok if you love it so much why don't you marry it

DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA
JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ

jbj jr needs to apologize to ME for being so SHIT

sandy haters prepare to apolgoize

truly infuriating having to watch jbj and sandy leon failed attempt to emulate an actual major league hitter

Come on.

felix haters prepare to apologize

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Wew way to go Felix

keep the momentum in the lineup going

LOL

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GAFFED

RICK
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
LEAVE THE FIELD
LEAVE THE FENWAY
LEAVE THE COUTNRY OF BOSTON

blast it santana

>ants at home plate
fenway really let things go

really enjoy nesn discourse on DIRT rather than show game

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boston red sock home field advantage strategy

entire inning dirt discussion bring back eck

really wanted to score on that screw up

>starter sucks
>dropping routine infield fly balls
its time to talk about dirt.

poster wanting tanning advice tips instead of dirt keeping tips has posted

>Remy telling stories that illustrate his extreme cowardice
>this is called "announcing the game"

why only one run vs. Felix? You guys retarded?

we pounded him in the Bronx

Rays-Yanks at 6:10 PM EST

Snell V. Paxton

My thread was fucking first

My thread was first :)

seattle AFRAID of mookie

my
thwed
fust

I didn't see it

I hope you all fucking kill yourselves.

Faggots

DP pls

My thread was primaro :)

i dont care about that,

Breadpill me on the Mariners, how do you start off 13-3 and have a losing record already?

short term version of what yankees do every season

Rick Porcello didn't even pitch particularly well :)

In this case it's true, 4 runs to the garbage mariners :)

me bronze god you rubbing dirt on your face scaring away all the girls

ha ha quoting my own dumb ass statements

>"King" Felix
>isn't a King

bases load of cum

That woulda been a routine flyout in yankee stadium

steak and patatas

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do something xander

"King" Felix

X is the grand slam MASTERSON

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Lucky hit by Xander Bogaerts

good boy dever good tie game

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BASED

YES

GOOD BOY

TIE GAME

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do something big chavis 111111111111111111

Felix is a fucking bum just retire already

based GOAT child

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seriously just hit it straighter wtf chavis

>Roenis Elías
pitcher who red sox refused to call up coming to get his revenge expect MANY beans

BASED SEA-user

dever peanut purchase very crafty

Both of you are retards. She was originally wearing a Mariners hat.

WOWw-HE'S FAST

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smart move walk chavis and you get the two free outs in the order very wise pitching strategically

READY FOR GIDP BRADLEY MENDOZA JR

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JBJ haters pre-load your apologies because here comes the DAMAGE

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Who's this african prince

jbj haters you are ON NOTICE you have just a few short minutes: get ready to APOLOGIZE

jackie bradley jr

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T'CHOꓘKA

THANK YOU JACKIE

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APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT JACKIE BRADLEY JR CLUTCHES HITTER OF ALL TIME

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all i need is one pitch

Might go back to sleep

Don't know why I bother

Fuck you Felix

literal double play groundball infield misplaced

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sorry jackie

sany apologize imminent

>not staying up for a nail biting 19-16 game

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THANK YOU SANDY I LOVE YOU

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>DA MARINERS

it was literally 4-0 mariners after one half inning

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Wow.

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Red Sox fans don't know the pain

Good job Sandra

elias still on redd sox payroll?

Done with this pathetic team

>from 13-2 to 20-22

Reminder, sanchez has 10 Homers on the year

The Great Sanchino

>from 13-2 to 20-22
lol

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old mookie would have beat that out new mookie just beat his wife

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Meanwhile the Astros just beat the rangers 11-0

Lol

im sory jackie and sandy

how are you going to make up for it

Swihart would have crushed that one

apologize accepted for now

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guerin hot tittdy dress

i promise i will not make fun of jbj jr or sandy for at least a week

Should they move the Mariners to Oklahoma? They'll have more of a following down south.

daily guerin

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Voit just hit one to the fucking moon

cursed image i wish it didn't exist but i have to post it here there is no other option

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>leave to throw out trash
>m's give up 8 runs
wtf guys

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nesn please god show big guerin titty dress up close please god nesn i beg on knees

maybe u should take the team out to the trash with you next time
hahahahaahah

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cute cat

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lol

Didn't this game start an hour and a half ago? What the fuck? They're only in the 4th inning.

I knew someone would do this joke

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hey stop pretending to be me I'm guerin booby butt poster

Fuck off with (((yankee))) talk in a BOSTON thread

osmebody contact kid with power to force moreland to hit home runs on demand

Its just a cat pic I found online but I agree

cute kitty

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Bruins or Canes tonight ?

neither, they play tomorrow afternoon

who

wrap the inning up elias

chavis get the foul ball home run hat trick

ok? fuck you idiot

shut up retart

really nee a spark here crawford

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get this crew started edwin

Snell vs. The Red Sox:

2.51 ERA, 3-1, 29 strikeouts, Utter Dominance

GUERIN MILKIES

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Blake Snell

what trickery was that

lol me too

depressed mookie

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me looking at ur breasts

VERY nice

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rick throwing perfect game 1st inning doesnt count

hottes SEX

just keep it from getting any more ugly cory

nesn no brain broadcast : dirt and guerin titdy
weei genius baseball discusion: trivia, shitting on bryan caruso (independent hitter made three at bats in same inning and all three outs) probably works at dairy witch now

nesn softball team update: playoffs tomorrow 3rd straight season in playoffs

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BASED tempests going to sweep playoffs 11-0 all other SHIT teams permenently disbanded

>4-6 in L10
I believe in our boys, it's OUR YEAR

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why is geurin pitching now

beaitufl woman with boob can brainwash men into letting her do anything she wants

really makes me uncomfortable

BORING walks

just end the inning already

guerin responding to all lewd and sexual message on twitter CHECK right now shes fully engaging and into SEXTING with all randoms

wtf hes trying to kill jackie junior

guerin BEANS jackie INTENTIONALLY

jbj: EXPERT ball dodger

jackie hit with NO REPRECUSSIONS truly baseball still backwards and wrong jackies like the jackie robinsons of being lycnches

any1 eaten at 900 degrees before? friend who works there says hes bring pizza after he gets out of work and says i have to tell him what kind but i never ate

stop having friends retared it makes you do idiot posts like this one

why is rick still in hes going to blow it

I'd really love one run here omar

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really interesting 'drunken crane' style fielding mookie

jerry humiliation fetish

thank you bsed wind

screw you wind

which one of you is this

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me on the left

me

okay but actually DJJazzyJim45 10/10 name

standing ovation only gave up 4 runs in 6.2 innings truly outstanding effort

you earned your grapes today rick, first inning didnt count

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Wow Cora took him out just because his perfect game is over wtf he could still get a no hitter

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move the bases

COLLAPSE

i can do that for you. let's say, $50,000?

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I'm not made of money

boo sandy you sck you've always sucked you've never done anything good and suck

i ended up extending mookie using my negotiation skills and think i can retain everybody maybe red sock should hire me and do exactly what i am doing to keep entire team for eternity

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the single worst contract in professional sports history

mookie literally proving you wrong

stupid padding hide guerin titty

guerin read all comments and is FURIOUS about them

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tweet @ her and ask her to show the dress she will

ok i did

thats why she wears it

>marines pen

in your brain this was clever funny remark

honestly not really

in my brain this is a grand slam coming rn

are you DJJAZZYJIM45?

we're going to get curb stomped more now. wait nevermind

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idiot

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its not my fault im smarter than the players
they should have thought of hitting a grand slam not grounding into an out

me literally asking friend to pick me up some chicken nugs after seeing this post

another sunny saturday is over

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it was raining where I am

better that way you think less about being old and then dead

I've never thought about in that way

ok both teams happy to fast forward the end i agree

now jerry is talking about how he drives to the game and parks
just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT BASEBALL YOU SENILE CUNT

lol what idiot don't do that

>mah joseph aboud suits
>mah hotel room service
>mah internet connection on the tour bus in 1982

i fucking hate jerry remy

ok one more strike then bed time finally

I will give mariners fans one thing. They’re a pretty resilient homosexual fan base

ok good game bed time go to sleep goodnight

game overr red sock win never once doubted them good game seattle bed time now night night

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thank you red sock for winning today i am sorry for doubting sanyd and jackie junior bradley

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at least its over now

gg sox

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gee thanks

I will give red sox fans one thing. They’re a pretty resilient homosexual fan base

thanks g

I will give Mariners fans one thing too: they're old and experienced enough to remember all the way back when Mariners were 13-2.