/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Advice Edition

>manlet thinking he can be the next bossberg

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>father fucker

Not a fan

You guys heard the story of the day from the far land of china?
> a dramatic incident before the start of the race saw two of the BAIC Senovas of David and Juan Carlos Zhu taken out.

>As the two Senovas circled around after an incident at the start, one of the course cars pulled across the track and into the path of David Zhu’s Senova D50. David was forced to take avoiding action and pulled across the track and into the car of his team-mate and brother Juan Carlos Zhu, with both cars out before the start of the race.

So when will F1 race here?

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Was funny.

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>"""Safety car"""

what is going right for them?

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F1 cars struggle in Mexico, they would not work at that altitude.

I heard catering is nice

>"Dramatic"

Their son would be 3/4 Finn

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Gambling is a hell of a drug

Make a special engine for the track just like old days.

How do two MEN have a child?

>19 drivers have to retire due to altitude sickness
>1 dies

>HIDF still hasn't released a statement yet
OH NO NO NO NO

>what is turbo?

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Please don't dump us.
I can't stand Motogp and less people talking bout F1

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OK I won't as long as Hamilton crashes tomorrow

Why are Finns posting such filth?

Basado
youtu.be/69-J2m_GyhI

dead

silence is beautiful innit

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Digits will let it Happen

Then pls do some hamiltons family level stuff

He should have gotten Vettel's seat

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should i go fuck a whitetrash hoe? i'm fucking hungover

Got a copy of your statement regarding Shitardo?

"these goggles are illegal"

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reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnck6l/congratulations_to_mercedes_the_eternal_underdogs
which one of you was this?

you

WTF I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THIS CIGARETTE COMPANY IS USING MISSION WINNOWS LOGO WTF!!!
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?

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Based Andrea Adamo
Asked if Neuville unhurt in crash
> We all saw Thierrys crash this morning, what is the latest on his condition
> Let me say Thierry and Nicola, as both are in the car, we better remember we care about 2 persons

that's not my username.

Are finnish women are good?

Sure, why not.

Mercedes were always, at least, 1 year ahead of other teams.
Prove me wrong.

Well done genius.

WHO IS THE HORSE NOW EMILIA

they aren't Williams

>If you smoke, you get gf
wtf

that mean

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back is fuckin killing me lads

MrFlow?

Why is the model of a female reproductive system, where has she been sticking these cigarettes?

>I love how respecting the competition and not letting complancency creep in has turned into Mercedes are eternal underdogs. In testing Ferrari were faster and Merc worked their asses off to make their package work better than everyone by the time the season started.
I fucking hate redd*t

LynxEveryone
>Posts frequently on "Braincel"
>Likes WWE
>Likes heem
>Likes Red Dead Redemption
>Is going bald
I haven't closed down on the nationality yet

Is it over lads?

>that much celebration when he barely faster than hulk's wrecked car

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Seems unironically spanish

>is going bald

laughed

>Likes WWE
sounds German

>Kubica dead last one second behind his teammate

Fuck cripples

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>Kubica is last again
shit

>mfw Red Bull and McLaren are actually visibly better with their upgrades

Ricciardo fucked up for not staying with Red Bull. Renault is a fucking mess.

It was a gamble

>ric could be racing Ferrari's tomorrow
>racing mclels instead

Did I pick a shit time to get into this sport? I saw the netflix doc and started watching this season but so far this Mercedes lead seems fucked

F1 has been pure shit since Vettel's first title m8o

99% confirmed we're getting a Dutch GP starting next year. 5 year contract.

Zandvoort instead of Assen.

Netflix only talks about midfield, that's why everyone new is dissapointed, those drivers don't challenge even a podium. Sad!

Is Toto a closet gay coalburner?

bernie sold us to liberty and cuckflix

Wew lad

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They forced Bernie out

lol, last proper season of racing was 2010, since then it's all about artificial gimmicks, "show" and one team dominating with slim chances of change in the near future

>kissing with eyes open

Bottas confirmed for serial killer

Thoughts on how to get more out of spectating midfield? I find it hard to do so live as a new viewer.

For podium contenders so far I like watching Vettel defend P3 when anyone besides Leclerc gets close. Also I find the Merc/Ferrari driver politics boring

>Bottas in the dark
>Hamilton in the light
>this is the last time they spoke as friends

Bravo liberty

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Red Bull WAS dominant that season you mong. They just had inferior drivers. Pretty much like Ferrari in 07 and 08

So what's keeping people watching? I'm in the honeymoon period so I'm still enjoying the spectacle but idk much about enjoying the midfield

autism

Bottas has transcended emotions.

me in the background

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bottas sister btw

Reminder in the quali thread someone said that girl looked 14.

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Why is she offering him a handjob?

who is she?

Having a guess but it's Toto's kids from his previous relationship but grown up now.

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racefans.net/2019/05/11/hamiltons-aborted-q2-lap-led-to-his-six-tenths-deficit-to-bottas-wolff

Hah! I knew it was a fluke! Just like Melbourne

I recommend you to focus on new drivers, because it would be more easy to you.
It's just a little complicated just because Media wants to focus on top teams but I've never seen such dominance on first half-season since Brawn

Everything can happen, just like every sport.

When was the last time merc/fer/rb didn't win a race?

water is wet

prove me wrong

checkmate atheists

Anyone specific you think I should keep an eye on?

I suppose that's true as I am basically waiting for Merc to fuck up somehow

BRAWN WINS LOL

NO it was KIMI I think in Melbourne lotus

Gimi and Maldonado in 2012

Kimi, already 6 years

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Australia 2013, Lotus with gimi

Bot has a shit start, ham forces him to brake early for turn 1, Ham wins lol

ye

who will play them in the netflix adaptation?

>screenshotting instead of saving the image

Viggo and that black woman from ghostbuster remake

idris elba

Will Smith and Tom Hardy

Laura Bottas

Is that confirmed elsewhere because her ears/chin don't look quite right

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idk i was just going off of what the other finn said lol

>tfw my autism is clearly way too fucking high

I'm sticking with it being Toto's older kids.

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Bet she could beat me up.

where's waggers when you need him

Their names are Benedict and Rosa

Not that surprising.

How many other posters out there do you think are going to easily have to hand pictures of Valtteri's sister and Toto's never talked about kids?

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>Root list:
Bottas (only til everything goes fucked up and Hamilton Wins Lol)
Max is always fun to watch if you like Nippon's engines
Kimi, as always, very charismatic and Fred(his boss) is fun guy.
Norris he will unironically expose Sainz.
Kvyat and Albon, one of those will get a RB seat next year.
Kmag, his oldie attitude on track is unique, he does not mind to die.
>If you want to suffer watching F1
Support the red car
Support the australian guy
Support Russell and Kubica
Painfully think the Mercedes are not that fast

no shit pekka, what else can you say? that ferrari was dominant in 2002? guess what, i take even the most boring race of those years over shit we have this decade. german gp in 1998 was boring as fuck, but then it's hungary with meme schumacher strategy, ultramemefest at spa and mclaren 1-2 at the start into ferrari 1-2 at the end in monza. during seasons with one car being clearly ahead, you always had something exciting to look forward to, whether it's great circuits, proper vrooooom, reliability problems, wet races, underdog performances and everything else that f1 once had. what's left of that right now?

This is Benedict from two years ago.

Okay my guess is out.

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say my name, /f1/

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Can't be his daughter
The attached was 4 years ago, they haven't grown that quickly..

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Dubs decides what I throw at my television when Louise inevitably overtakes Bottas before turn 1.

Winner

Seems like she got lucky in gene lottery. I dont even think Valterri is that handsome

These are moments I go "I don't really care tbqhwy" and go make dad a drink.

Her closed mouth laugh was endearing.

They shook their hands or something so definetly not daughter

She has nice pussy

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digits and this cat dies

GOAT

Oh no, a kiss on the cheek, he shook hands with the one in the back.
My bad

Its called nostalgia you dumb dumb

Is it okay to laugh at the horrifically ugly if they support Hamilton fans?

BOTBERG

Digits and you die

why no IG??

If I hear one more person talk about Bottas 2.0 or him eating fucking porridge I'm leaving the internet. Really hope he gets fucked midway through the season

yeah right, especially when i was watching these races last few years, complete borefests included, so had very good comparison with f1 as it is today

Bottas 2.5

BEARD MODE ENGAGED :DDD

Thanks for this! I do hear the Toro Rosso fellows are having an excellent go of it but I'm too new to really appreciate the career implications of their season. Hopefully tomorrow the new perspective will help out with my race experience

Always enjoy watching Kimi of course

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tfw no 4k screencap to zoom in on their passes

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The existence of Finnish drivers. And the fact that the cars are the fastest of any track racing competition.

I'll let this slide. But seriously he woulda been in this shape last year if it wasn't for some bad luck like his tire in Baku so what's the difference

>Max
>Norris

You HAVE to go back

>Take the JEV Pill

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This is a penguin with its left arm raised and the right hand doing an Italian sign.

No, he was rubbish. Australia: crashed in q3 Bahrain: couldn’t get past Vetlel with supreme tires China: benefitted from Ferrari having a shitty strategy. A win in Baku woulda been a huge fluke thanks to vsc

I do have to say I'm not a fan of Max off the track. Drives aggressive enough to fuck up his formation laps though, so great to watch drivers attempt to defend from him like Vettel does

Amen. Sebastian would have had that one easily without those fucking Red Bull idiots

>he has driven with all four engines in the current era

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Honda when?

for about 5 minutes in Australia 2015

Bottass isn't always bad at starting you LIARS look at australia

At least Barcelona should have some overtakes and perhaps some crashes to look forward t-...Oh who am I kidding. Especially Mercedes P1/P2 is going to be painful to watch again.

does it count if you don't even make it to the formation lap?

I'm sure he did some tests too

he said "driven all". he has driven all 4 at a race even, for sure

He's drying his tears with millions of dollars.

He got paid he can't complain.

australia 2015... man that was a weird one. pretty sure only 15 cars faced the starter.
Neither manor left the garage, bottas did his back in quali and couldn't race, kmag's mclel shit itself on the way to the grid and something else happened that i can't recall right now.

>and something else happened that i can't recall right now.
Blyat did something I guess.

Someone parked in the wrong grid spot didn't they.

kvyat didn't start because of an engine issues.
he never started an australian gp for red bull. two mechanical issues in 2015 and 16.

Ricciardo and Marta Garciá will die first

NO

and both lotus cars were out on lap 1

Gimi had the classic wheel not properly attached.

leave my Marta out of this

No.

Career ending pregnancy via someone you hate.

Hulk

Just watch the new drivers.

Norris was second in GP2 last year and you could play against him in iRacing.
Albon was third he's at ToronRosso, he's going to get promoted to RedBull if Gasly keeps shitting the bed.
Russell was the champion but he's in Williams so he can't shine, but he's the best of them.
Giovanazzi it's shit I don't even know why his driving at AlfaRomeo.

he only likes children, won't happen

I can get off to that
I have nothing against hulk

Kvyat > Albon

yeah, but the pregnancy is the first step of his master plan

youtube.com/watch?v=FQHsKnrOCQw 7 TENTHS IN THE LAST SECTOR

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Even though hes better than Retardo

Oh boy I sure am excited for another merc 1-2 win tomorrow!

>Still Martin, you have to say that that Ferrari looks on rails.

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but he's not
there, I responded to your incredibly weak bait

What the fuck?

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W E W

Neuville crashed and I assumedhe was okay, but apparently not. He's walking with crutches. Still nothing major but I didn't expect this

wrc.com/en/wrc/news/may-2019/neuville-spectacular-crash-rally/page/6332--12-12-.html

rear wheel steering does that la

>inb4 Ferrari still lose at Monza

>Started watching F1 in 2011.
>Started to watch euro soccer in 2006 and decided to pick Liverpool as the team i would root for.
>Pretty much suffering ever since.

Anybody want me to ruin another euro sport or specific team? Just let me know.

he actually said it on the broadcast

seriously though, one of bottas's biggest strengths are 90 angle corners

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He just said it's just few stitches on his left leg. They showed the crash from a spectator's camera, holy shit that's Solberg's 2007 Germany tier crash

I'm gonna say it!

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Are there any clues or even proof?

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>Harp music stops

The Mercedes is stupid fast in turn 10 and 11 like 5 tenths there.

Ferrari only hope is to have a monster start overtake both Mercedes and then block the shit outta everyone like a mad amx senna fusion.

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>It's a Finn
>Finns harvested /f1/ content here ylilauta.org/sekalainen/77274375
>That one psycho Finn

You need to keep some of your boys in check Finland

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>saving the image from Instagram on mobile

Aaaah yes. Jog on you addlepated spastic rentboy

gimi

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>screenshotting instead of saving the image

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Isn't Juhani the given name of JJ Lehto?

channel4 cut the part when toto kisses this girl and they show them only shaking hands KEK

lmao retard

It's Jyrki

Jyrki Juhani Järvilehto yes

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how is it legal for a government to shit on a product sold in it's country this hard

why not put pictures of CO2 level charts at gas pumps, arguably more harmful than cigarettes

god I wish that was me

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w-which one

>Kvyat and Albon, one of those will get a RB seat next year.
I'm afraid Kvyat needs to be extrimely lucky to get ANY seat next year.

Geez he looks like a semi-experienced american truck driver

no. they had reliability issues. seb lost 3 surefire wins lost with mechanical issues.

Valtteri of course

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he's semi-experienced only in crashing boats to bridges and killing his friend

Be husband of hot yet not amazing olympic swimmer that will cuck you with her horse

Or

Be husband of current F1 championship leader who also gets paid a fair amount of money.

Choose.

indy car grand prix starting in the land of the 3

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Second one but only if I turn into a girl

But he has been out driving that Toro Rosso

Can I be the swimmer?

Does she make Bottas faster, Yea Forums?

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Nut faster

She made Bottas learn how to swim so she must do something psychologically for him.

Also I'm not sure if it is stupid or brave going after an olympic swimmer when you don't know how to swim.

marta garcia on channel4 in a few minutes

Maybe she can't drive so it was equal

>She made Bottas learn how to swim
Source?

Also, what does it feel like to have a GF who wears tight yoga pants, /f1/?

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indy race in the rain alert

She revealed it in an interview

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when? stream where?

And i have serious doubts on whether he will be able to find a seat next year. Even if manages to provide satisfactory results this year.

one bing away, NBC in the US so idk

Surprised that Finns don't get mandatory swimming lessons in primary school like British kids do...

indy stream
youtube.com/watch?v=-oSfbDjrbCI

If you go in a lake in Finland, you're dead anyway

We do but Bottas apparently missed them somehow

t. 29 old boomer

They do.

Bottas either forgot, never did them or was lying the whole time just to stare at Emilia in a swimsuit.

He's certainly very fast in qualy, but tends to run into trouble in the races that why his slower team mate has 3 points and him only 1.

It's over for Kvyat if Gastly starts finishing 6th.

Now that's an alpha male, not that beta Lewcuck with 2 faggot dogs. Based Bottas, saving F1 one race at a time

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He has a foot in the Ferrari door and Vettel doesn't seem to improve

>Three years ago
>August 2010
>Emilia was only 17
Based

I think Ferrari would just bring Kimi back instead if Vettel suddenly retired, after all they're waiting for Mick.

i'd say that so far troubles runs into him

Also I bet le (pic related) tomorrow will do something crazy again.

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>He has a foot in the Ferrari door
He was needed for red bull inside knowledge only, it was the same for Vergne back then, and now for Hartley&Wehrlein, he has jack shit at Ferrari, not a foot on the back door

>ahem
>fuck rich energy

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alright lads

>monster sponsorship
>drinks coffee
Absolutely based

Reminder that Bottas was part of simracing team 'spdoracing' in Live For Speed
lfsworld.net/?win=stats&racer=vale

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>tfw there is an easy chance all this positive Bottas talk is just gonna become "HORSECOCK, HORSECOCK, YOUR WIFE FUCKS HORSECOCK" by the end of the race.

There is a higher than average chance that we may see Tabitha with a male stripper in the next few hours

Ericsson has just binned it at the IndyCar Grand Prix (the same corner where Ralf Schumacher crashed two years in a row)

You can already see Toto's smug unterhund smile on this little fucker

I agree he's run into some awful luck.

Gro will spin, complain about the brakes and retire, I still don't know why Hass keeps him.

Aren't they bypassing that corner with the motogp chicane?

Kvyat to take that seat in 2020?

Nah they'll sign Checo to make room at Force Stroll for the
>le poor parents man

Thing about Grosjean is that he can be insanely quick when he doesn’t fuck up

Yeah but it doesn't pay off if your slow but consistent teammate wipes the floor with you

Why can't this shit happen to Ogier?

He's french and named Sebastien

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fucking faggot spoiling f2 results in the f1 thread

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i do that too, is that bad?

>when he doesn’t fuck up
So...never?

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why cant all these shitters stay off the curbs? does the merc just have that much downforce compared to the rest of the field?

>or was lying the whole time just to stare at Emilia in a swimsuit.
Can't blame him

He doesn't get any mechanical shit either, Tänak lost last 2 or 3 races from lead to punctures

say my name

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Shrimp Fettuccine

Denim Penicci

There's "swim" and "swim", I'm pretty sure he could do a few 50 meters in the pool but not swim as an athlete like she does

Shitino Turdcini

Bottas was fat as a kid, so probably had doctors notes saying he had an excuse not to swim because he was self-conscious about his manboobs

Ogier had puncture in Mx when the stage was red flagged, so he did not lost basically any time

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Perhaps because he was fat he didn't need to learn how to swim, as he would stay afloat anyway.

Latvala loses again

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oh fug really?

Also fug Latvala just stopped, lost hydraulics

THE EXPOSER

Yeah Ogier got puncture and he fucking lucked in that Lappi caused a red flag. It was early day2 as far as remember

What do you mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=UhOU8vg43dg

La Creatura

Pubic Hair

Wtf guys Im not into asian women, but Feline Wang makes me hard

of course

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Clowntino Worldrucci

>he's into cat penises

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boys. it's time for history to repeat itself

youtube.com/watch?v=Gnujuu2NCzI

Digits decides how much time will last Bottas dream.

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If you were an F1 driver, would you date a pornstar?

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>rallying

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Honestly I'm too scared of sex to date anyone if I was an F1 driver.

t. incel turned into anxiety drive volcel

daily reminder:
FOUR WHEELS GOOD. TWO WHEELS BAD.

>the desperate state of ABM

Can any German lad access this?
It's behind a paywall

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I'd constantly worry that she was getting gangbanged by my pit crew...

youtube.com/watch?v=Me7j-GtjRrU

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Based

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hungry heidi makes me hot as well.

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Gimi aus 2013

>Be rich
>Dating a whore that get drilled by other guys for a living
That's some next level cuckery here

>lets go stand next to a road for several hours and watch 1 car drive by every 10 minutes or so

>stand

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BILD am SONNTAG weiß: Der Dokumentarfilm „Schumacher“ wird am 5. Dezember auf jeden Fall in Deutschland und in der Schweiz, möglicherweise aber auch schon in einigen weiteren Ländern, in die Kinos kommen.

Ein Film über die Höhepunkte seiner Formel-1-Karriere. Michael als gnadenloser Kämpfer auf der Rennstrecke und liebevoller Familienvater im Privatleben.
Der Film wird nach BILD am SONNTAG-Informationen mit Unterstützung von Michaels Familie gedreht werden, was bislang bei keinem anderen Film über den Rennfahrer der Fall war. Sogar die extrem kamerascheue Corinna, die sich während Michaels Karriere und auch danach immer im Hintergrund hielt und die Familie managte, wird in dem Film erstmals über ihren Ehemann und ihr Leben an seiner Seite sprechen.

Außerdem wird es Interviews mit Sohn Mick (fährt aktuell in der Formel 2) und Tochter Gina, eine international erfolgreiche Westernreiterin, geben. Auch Michaels Vater Rolf (73) und andere Weggefährten und Rivalen aus der Sportszene werden vor die Kamera treten.

Die Familie stellt für diese Dokumentation – produziert von der Hamburger Produktionsfirma B|14 FILM – sogar nie veröffentlichte Videos aus ihrem Privatarchiv zur Verfügung.
Der Film kommt zu einem besonderen Zeitpunkt: als Abschluss von Schumis großem Jubiläumsjahr. Am 3. Januar feierte er seinen 50. Geburtstag, am 13. November jährt sich zum 25. Mal sein erster WM-Sieg im australischen Adelaide (nach spektakulärem Crash mit seinem WM-Konkurrenten Damon Hill, 58.)

Bei den Filmfestspielen in Cannes in der kommenden Woche soll der erste Trailer des Projektes Lizenzkäufern von internationalen Kinoverleihern sowie Sendern und Streaming-Plattformen wie Netflix und Amazon angeboten werden.
Wer interessiert ist, kauft die Rechte für sein Land. Bereits bei der Berlinale im Februar wurde unter der Hand über den geplanten Film getuschelt.

Da Schumi während seiner Karriere ein internationaler Sportstar wurde, gehen Brancheninsider davon aus, dass sich die Welt um den Film reißen wird und er spätestens 2020 überall in die Kinos kommt.
Kein Wunder: Es ist eine Karriere, ja eigentlich ein ganzes Leben, das schon lange einen eigenen Film verdient hätte.

Vom Jungen aus einfachen Verhältnissen, der auf der kleinen Kartbahn in Kerpen bei Köln schon früh schneller fuhr als alle anderen. Hin zum Rekordweltmeister in der Königsklasse des Motorsports mit bislang unerreichten sieben WM-Titeln und Millionen Fans auf der ganzen Welt. Daneben seit 24 Jahren Ehemann und zweifacher Vater, der seine Familie immer beschützt hat wie ein Löwe.
Bis zu seinem schweren Skiunfall am 29. Dezember 2013, als der ewige Schnellste in gemächlichem Tempo im Schnee so unglücklich stürzte, dass ihn seine schweren Kopfverletzungen fast das Leben gekostet hätten – und ihn immer noch so schwer beeinträchtigen, dass er in seinem Haus in Gland (Schweiz) auf ein Team aus Ärzten und Pflegern angewiesen ist.

Wie es Schumi wirklich geht, bleibt trotz Kinofilm weiter geheim.
Was man mittlerweile sicher weiß, ist, dass Michael regelmäßig Besuch bekommt und manchmal sogar per Helikopter und in Begleitung seines Pflegeteams nach Mallorca gebracht wird, wo die Familie seit vergangenem Jahr ein Anwesen im Süden der Insel besitzt.

Dort verbrachte er auch seinen 50. Geburtstag im Januar und kehrte erst nach mehreren Wochen in die Schweiz zurück.
Der Unfall hat außerdem die Rollen vertauscht. Jetzt ist Corinna die Familienchefin und beschützt Kinder und Ehemann, wie es früher Michael getan hat.

Sie, Gina und Mick sollen versuchen, das Familienleben auch heute noch so normal wie möglich zu gestalten. Sooft wie möglich zusammen mit Vater Michael, soweit es sein gesundheitlicher Zustand erlaubt.

Kobayashi would

Only interesting part of this is that he gets regular guests and sometimes spends a few weeks on Mallorca.
Honestly unless they clearly tell or even show us what he's like now they can fuck right off in my opinion. Who cares about a dramatic movie, we already know he was the best.

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>sebastien got so bored at dominating he changed his last name

Was trying to see bottas in 16' hungary and ask him if he's been playing anymore but sadly missed the pit walk for general audience. And I still have my 18 year old gimi sponsor cap I want to get resigned so I maybe I'll go again.

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Hairy Tortellini

Sector 3 is brutal.

ham will did not finish

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danke la

messi

I wonder if poor Rubens is still barred from visiting him

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>Rubens is still barred from visiting him
He is?

>I was so hyped for this season before Australia
Next year is our year, right lads?

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Seb also claimed that he (Vettel) never visited Schumacher. Might be a lie though, I suspect.

remember when people thought $tro££ just needed a chance in a proper car? lmao

Rubens was barred after he turned up one day and just laughed continuously.

kek

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>stand

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Why is Kai Ebel hanging out with Kevin Shirley? I don't quite get the connection, he doesn't seem to be sponsored by the guy that sponsors Kai's outfits.

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Ha ha!

"am gonnae eat ur arse and caw you brekfas"

an aussie, an englishman, a scotsman and an indian walk into a bar
they all had seats in 2011

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hamilton will choke tomorrow

is porridge gonna win the chip this year? he's really not giving a fuck about team orders this year is he

he gon win dat mf watercraft

Will Emilia give Valtteri a 'present’ back in the hotel if he wins this weekend?

Hamilton will find some way to fuck him, probably with off-track politics.

Handjob.
No lights.
Wearing gloves.
Condom on.
He has to neigh.

The gloves only make it better desu

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My theory, Mercedes actually prefer the #2 deiver wins the championship because it leaves hamilton in a weak position during contract negotiations.

You know toto is autist enough to think this way

Ferrari rally are shit aren't they?

It's glorious to see.

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The main reason Schumi has 7 titles instead of 2 can't even say hi to him lmao

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look at this beta lol

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cause hes a fat wanker, and if he loves lewis this bad he should just have sex with him.

Based bottas, you've won my heart

Just watching F2 Race.

Who is this Uber guy Exciteable Italian Man keeps saying

For me, it's Heikki.

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Did you guys watch Horner's instagram live story? Someone asked if he's missing Daniel and replied saying it's probably Daniel who misses them more.

>McLaren starts winning too often in 80s Turbo era
>FIA bans turbos
>Williams starts dominating in the early 90s driver aid era
>FIA bands driver aids
>Ferrari dominates 3, barely wins 2 championships
>FIA shits out rule changes that favor Michelin teams
>Red Bull dominates 2, barely wins 2 championships
>pushes through unpopular engine rule changes that Renault and Mercedes desperately wanted
>Mercedes dominates 3, barely wins 2 championships
>crickets
Bring back Max Mosley

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I noticed that too, kek

It's a 3 year project to aim for 2021 championship

i remember during the red bull days the fia came up with new rules every other race to try to stop them, hell even in the ferrari days they at least penalize them

To be fair they don't even have a rally team so you can't expect them to anything but shit.

are there any racetracks where the grandstand isnt on a straight? but rather on a complex of turns?

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This
Bring back Eternal Anglo Jr.
Frog Sr. is too focused on safety that he forgot that MWL has reach 2002/2016 tier of dominance from the unterhunden

do you mean the biggest/main grandstand or just any grandstand?

like mexico?

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youre an idiot, mwl is conspiratorial, not coincidental
the main one
that one is really cool

Hockenheim

>Vettel claims they have a daring set-up for the race
Toto is so good at his underdog narrative even other teams starting to believe it!

kys

Monaco has it at the swimming pool
Montreal has its biggest grandstands at corners
Red Bull ring has the big amx grandstand
Hockenheim has the Motordrom

is he a legit autistic?

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Absolutely based.

probably plays football manager in free time

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He's Finnish.
You tell me.

He's awkward in his interview. A sign of autism

>Finn not getting the joke
Finns confirmed autistic
So yes Bottas is autistic too

>Merc half a second faster than Red Bull and 3/4 of a second faster than Ferrari
They're going to lap everybody in Monaco aren't they? The previous years, everybody laughed at how clumsy the stupidly long merc is through tight corners. Now, their boat corners better than the Red Bull. Wtf did they do? 4WD? but that's illegal.

>>Streams:
>Git some way to View F1 from some kind of Hub

Fug, are the free streams dead completely?

l-lekek will get in the podium this time right???

Remove the restrictions, I want to see 2000 horsepower Formula racing.

Idk man. I don't want to see Merc the only cars to make the 107% Qualifying cutoff time.

>>Mercedes dominates 3, barely wins 2
2017 and 2018 were not "barely

I'd bet that seeing teams race each other with Rimac Concept 2s would be more fun. Just have the teams work out the aero and other modifications necessary, like DTM. Regulations and limits kill all the fun.

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> Malone wants teams to share prize money more evenly so losers don’t pull out of the circuit or go bankrupt, as dozens have in the past several decades.

> Liberty’s latest proposal includes spending limits to make races a test of drivers’ skills rather than a battle of the richest engineers—something the richest squads oppose.

> “The teams at the top don’t want a budget cap because there’s a direct correlation between the amount you spend and how often you win,” says Christian Sylt, head of Formula Money, a sports consulting firm

> Another key issue is extra cash granted to the longest-serving teams, which gives Ferrari—a contestant in every series since 1950—a bonus approaching $100 million per season

> But it’s hard for marketing bosses to make the case for a competition that’s so lopsided. “We don’t need to be in the sport for cash profit,” says Zak Brown, head of McLaren Racing, whose parent company makes street-legal supercars that can cost more than $1 million. “But we don’t want to have the type of losses we’re currently sustaining and still not be competitive.”

> ... problem with track owners, who pay Liberty tens of millions of dollars per race. Since they don’t get a cut of broadcasting revenue, they must recoup that entirely via sales of tickets that frequently top $500 for grandstand seating at the Sunday final.

> Britain’s Silverstone, a former airbase in the English Midlands that’s played host to Formula One since 1950, is working under a contract that expires in the coming months and is marketing this summer’s competition as potentially its last.

> Germany’s Hockenheimring signed a one-year pact for the current season while it seeks a better deal. “From a financial point of view it has to be affordable,” says Jorn Teske, marketing director at the German track, which has held races since 1970 (after repairing damage from tanks that swept through the region in the final months of World War II). “F1 races can’t be such a risk for promoters.”

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>> Liberty’s latest proposal includes spending limits to make races a test of drivers’ skills rather than a battle of the richest engineers—something the richest squads oppose
This is honestly the only solution and the only one thing that I applaud Americans of using in NHL etc. Besides spending limits make the design battle even more interesting because then F1 development will be:"how do we get laptime without paying for it?"

The cost (going over liits) will just find ways to be hidden. Creative accounting and all that.

Last race Abu Dhabi thriller, Bottas pops a tire

>I think in general, the cars are not that easy to understand [in] how to make them a lot faster. Well, Mercedes seems to understand, but I think in general all the other ones as well, we've all been struggling a bit more.
Last year fucking Toto said 2019 regs were made to stop Mercedes AHAHAHAHA FUCK FIAMG
motorsport.com/f1/news/verstappen-mercedes-not-struggling-2019-car/4386364/

While hiding development costs in subsidiaries etc. is easy, it's also possible to close those accounting loopholes.

why not randomly audit them?

some kind 4 wheel steering or thrust vectoring is the rumor, id love to see some autist find evidence of it and post it on yt. like those weirdos who spend hours on google maps looking for aliums and shit. very entertaining. otherwise i really dont know how that thing is getting around tight corners

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neat ty

FIAMG doesn't give a fuck when it comes to Mercedes doing illegal shit like rear wheel steering and moving aero in the rims.

What is he thinking

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whats his gamertag?

>hamildubs and bottasdubs in succession
merc 1-2 confirmed

Should I watch tonight's race? Odds watch evens no.

oh fook, I forgot about rally, I wonder which wheel puncture will ruin tanak win this time.

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F3 Asia is on but the youtube stream ain't working.

Have to use Motorsport.tv or Facebook

www facebook com/F3AsianChampionship/videos/536885446840836/

lol his english is broken as fuck. Weird considering he was Williams’s third driver in 2010

>absolutely fucking based
nfs II my muhamed ''god wis great'' looking Bruder

It's not gonna be worth it if you don't care about Ricciardo exposing himself or gimi trying to fish a point

Two wins for Finland today :)

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Kari = Rock :D
Laaksonen = Vaylleyly :D

Imagine this guy being the 1999 WDC

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God it would've been so much of a payback to mclel

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Would Hamilton cry more if Bottas win the championship than when it was Rosberg ?
Bottas in the last two years or so was all mocked and dismissed as a weak pilot

Probably, getting beaten by two midfield drivers who haven't been car babbys all their life is quite embarassing

Hamilton only won because Bottas was good blocker

"""F3""" in 8

Is F1TV fucking up again?

Scratch that I'm just impatient.

yes but sky go isn't :)

KARIS TIME

IF I SEE THAT DAMN MERC 1-2 ONE MORE TIME....

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>30 car grid
>Still only top 8 flipped

Only the FIA...

That lasted long

SC SC SC
SC
SC

lel
F1 needs a 30 car grid too

>yify

When he start driving instead of doing torrents

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/wolff-/4386405/

Toto interview
>I haven't planned any change after 2020, I'm a shareholder in the team so I'm specially linked to it
>Mercedes is happy in F1, we want to stay in but in 10 years or so who can tell
>Driver situation and relationship is different from 2016
>We are that good because we get the results and that allows us to be calm and focused
>I'd like Lewis to stay but I understand he might want to drive for Ferrari
>There are 6-7 drivers able to win the WDC, Vettee is one of them
>I like vetoing, it protects us from insanity (probably referring to the right in regulation discussion ndr)
I was expecting the mandatory unterhunden answer but
>We are strong but can still improve

Hymenn got destroyed immediately :DDDDDD

why are they throwing safety cars so early? wait for the last sector when field is spread out, less chance of creating another mess

What's the point of a sprint race in a series that doesn't need to pit?
Can't they just make them to equal lenght races?

a moment of silence for all the neckbeard autists who spent 100+ on alonso merch that they soon won't be able to wear

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They are equal length. 22 laps both.

>>I'd like Lewis to stay but I understand he might want to drive for Ferrari
That'd be the very moment I either kms or swear death on Italy

FUCK PETROV DIE

Well, I didn't remembered how long was race 1 so I just hoped I would have been right supposing it was longer, fugged up this part :DDDD

wow those light were fucking kino

Relax, Ferrari will never hire a nigger to drive their car

Was that Vitaly? Lol he is a chinlet

WITALIJ PIETROW

There used to be two (free) livestream links in OP, did those operations get shutdown?

Though usually someone streams it in Twitch but its bit low quality in there.

Same

fernando, don't blame pietrow for abu dhabi, blame yourself for your own mistakes that year

They turned to AIDS with ads and redirects and general fuckery

Download the F1Viewer. But use it on a burner laptop with a prepaid internet so that the Austrian guy can't keylog and trojan horse the shit out of you.

it.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/monaco-e-prix-da-costa-squalificato-penalizzati-abt-e-frijns/4386608/

>Da Costa dsq from FE because he ran with too much power for a lap
>"I pressed it by mistake n-not my fault"

>the F1Viewer
Is this p2p-stream service or direct? Wouldn't care to get Hedman Bartners letters :DDD I'm on Linux too so trojans etc. no problem

jokes on him. my pc came with chink win 10 and all i use it for is f1viewer.

>Mercedes dominate thanks to their engine 2014-16
>FIA re-introduces crazy aero to bring back RB
>Mercedes does a better job anyway, wins 2017-18
>FIA introduces 2019 rules to shake things up
>Mercedes lead by an even bigger margin thanks to our restless staff at the factory

Just face it. Despite all those odds against them, Mercedes have overcome everything FIA threw in their way and managed to bring the fight to the big dogs of RB and Ferrari.

I found some waife material yesterday at a party. She came over to talking to me we chat this and that turns out she's bigger F1 autist than me. She's coming over to my place to watch the gp. Maybe benis in bagina after

AFLA

AFLA

AFLA

AFLA

AFLA

bost bicture

Lucky you, I'll watch the race in a pub with my fren who's as much of a Ferrari autist as me, hope we won't bring down the house after the race

Fuck this underage general

Top kek
Bollard causing issues

When is Bottas going to pull a Nico and put Hamilton into the wall

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HAMMER TIME

whoops forgot bolard ehehe

fucking based

I hate this fucking track

Don't want to get doxxed
Watching at pubs is nice they're usually full of boomer F1 who still argue about Kimi and Mika which one was better in their prime. Always nice to listen them lol

>D STOP/GO PENALTY

Play it safe and don't drive with Pirelli's, user.

no you dont

I still can't understand how Zandvoort could hostva F1 race

>let's a guy fuck less than 24 hours after meeting him
>wife material

why is he saying TSONDA instead of TSUUUNODA? surely that's not correct pronunciation?

Kankerpower

It's not.
Alex just doesn't like that the Japanese took Markelov from him.

Because anglo I guess

> m-muh trad m-muh absintti

I said maybe. And with todays women at least have some common interest

FKino on in 35

Wait what was that Beckmann DRS trickery?

Sadly the city pubs here are lacking any F1 fans and they're just turning it on instead of background music. At rural pubs it's common to hear arguments about Hamilton&Vettel not even being able to clean the feet of Schumacher tho

How will Mick be exposed today?

>Starts 15th
It already happened

He'll fight his way back to 7th and then spin

Estonian world champion in next decade

>h-h-he just doesn't understand the tyres yet

if Hamilton goes to ferrari I will not watch F1 while he is there *tfu*

when even jacques can't get excited about these drive-by drs passes on the last lap for podium positions, you know there's something very wrong

Neither can I. Mixed feelings for me personally though. I could go to the race by bike, but it's very likely a shitty track for
current F1

Divorce's could be announced any day now, so sad.

>poo in loo wins

afla

f2 30 min

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>Poo in loo wins F3
>Poo in loo will be dead last in F2

Pottery

EBIC MUSIC

Sames. Quali will be kino though. And, with the race being held in May, there is chance of rain.

How do you watch WRC? Even though I got subscription I don't have time to (re)watch stages and their highlights are ridiculously short. Their instagram has more content than that. Usually I watch one hour rally review at the end.

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ShaPOOrji :DDDDDD

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

dont think ive heared the poop anthem before

君

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>hamilton keeps it close all first half of season
>omfg he might lose the title this year guys
>takes the lead before summer break
>wins the rest of the races

Why do you so called experts always forget this?

Is Yea Forums(nel) choking for anyone else?

No

heard that anthem a lot as i was being completely demolished by a poo in a f1 manager online game

ye, was doing it yesterday a bit too

hmmmmmmm

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seems kind of slow or something when i hit post the message doesnt actually post for like 5-10 seconds or so

Wrong
Yeah but it solved right away
For me doesn't load anything, but it's solved now

That proves the point no? If his engine doesn't shit out on Malaysia the same exact thing happens.

no it doesn't.

From Hungary - Japan for Nico 2/4/1/1//1/3/1

Rosberg was on fire that year, if he'd won Malaysia then Rosberg wouldn't have played for safe 2nd places after Japan

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THREAD

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miga :DDD

Burn baby burn

Yeah I think the best move of Zandvoort returning is organizing the race in May. Rainy Zandvoort with big F1 cars will be kino for sure