/bundes/

*bauern choking the meisterschaft edition*

>upcoming:

/bundes/
18:00 Eintracht Frankfurt - FSV Mainz 05

best /bundes/
15:30 1. FC Köln - Jahn Regensburg
15:30 1. FC Union Berlin - 1. FC Magdeburg
15:30 Erzgebirge Aue - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
15:30 FC Ingolstadt - SV Darmstadt 98
15:30 FC St. Pauli - VfL Bochum
15:30 Holstein Kiel - Dynamo Dresden
15:30 MSV Duisburg - 1. FC Heidenheim
15:30 SC Paderborn - HSV
15:30 SV Sandhausen - Arminia Bielefeld

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customers = siedend und mett

Era of the Bull
Leipzig DFB-Pokal winner 2018/2019

anime
also 2.bundesliga

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If Leipzig wins the Pokal after today they will be the most likeable club in the bundes.
Anons will hate me because I told them the truth.

Your move /bundes/

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For me it's
> 15:30 SC Paderborn - HSV

>neverkusen

>Evil—denmark
ugh...

>Cristiano, nerd culture is getting increasingly popular, we NEED that audience

Is Brandt leaving now then?

Yeah, straight to Besiktas.

Asuka!

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For me? It's Stannis Baratheon

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Was Werners mia san mia attitude showing?

Based and Red Godpilled.

protip: leipzig stadium was actually sold out for fans who were willing to buy tickets today. they were told „sorry sold out“. but as always with plastic clubs the thousands of tickets given to sponsors etc weren’t used by said sponsors. they also weren’t given into the regulare sale. that’s the issue with leipzig: they just don’t care about their fans, their members and how the stadium looks in the eye of the public. shameful.
no era, not of the bull at least.

I would tell you to get aids but since you're watching this shit show you probably have it already

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numbers is the only Leipzig fan I need :3

Haha epische serie mein reddit brudi xD GOT IST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEIL

stop posting kumiko's gf
k ty

...

bundes: tut

>WEWSBURG

S

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>customers seething
>/bundes/ ded

best timeline

wholeheartedly agree

Holbæk B&I are on our way back to the divisions.
Leading Danmarksserien Pulje 1 by 11 points with five games to go.

>customers gone
>shareholders don't dare posting yet
>Bosz got a mild case of exposure so there's no Leverkusen talk
>Schuttgart user can't gloat because the win was pointless
feels bad man

What about Bremen? The dream is still alive, somehow.

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der immer mit seinem Nigger^^

desu Frankfurt deserve the CL way more than Gladbach and Leverkusen.

Are they the buyern of Danmarksserien Pulje 1?

>

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xamax - fcz 1:0

no stream anywhere

I don’t think they have quite as many boomers in the squad

>"Wir hatten leider wieder zwei, drei Spieler, die nicht auf der Höhe waren heute, das muss man ehrlicherweise sagen. Da waren auch ein, zwei Strukturspieler dabei. Ich will jetzt keine Namen nennen. Ich will nicht dieselben Fehler machen wie meine Spieler, das öffentlich zu machen, aber da waren ein, zwei Strukturspieler dabei, die absolut keinen Faden gefunden haben, und sehr viele Ballverluste hatten."
Nagelsmann ist so ein Affe.

perfect for the fedora bulls crowd

Pernille Skipper is /quack/ approved

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based fuck those /deutsch/ virgins

*feels good

post bayernkurve mett pls

no u

why do costumers hat BASED müller
he is their best player. deuts räume very efficiently.

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Who’s your favorite player on Bauern

Welcome back Glubb!

t. Fädd

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the least arrogant one, tell me who that is. it’s not robbery, lewa, müller that’s for sure

Reckon Suele is too retarded to feel arrogance?

Martinez probably, also rating Thiago

Suelad, Martinez, Gnabry, Sven

2nd bundes is best bundes anyways ;^)

>Le salty celebration lad
>Not arrogant

redpill me on Bundeseltic lads

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I got relatives living there

That would be me

>poor little negro

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nah, m8. he is one of the worse offenders
vereinsleben.de/neuigkeiten/7/2019-04-04-arrogant-oder-ehrlich-bayern-star-provoziert-mit-gewagter-aussage

translation:
„Ironically, defensive player Niklas Süle, who after a red card after about 15 minutes was sent to the showers, took the cake after the match with an almost arrogant statement. After Bayern was able to turn the deficit with 10 men and were even 4: 2 in the lead, one should have been able to "run through the match with seven men,“ the national team starter criticised his colleagues.“

for info: pokal match against heidenheim, second bundes, bayern barely scraped by with 5:4.

I like this picture

wew lad

That's a mutt, not a negro

I unironically like Müller. Yeah, he's somewhat of an arrogant prick, but I like the way he plays football and that ultimately matters.

you know that racism outside Yea Forums is against the rules right?

Now THAT was a match

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he looks like an uncoordinated spastic on the pitch

mostly regret that they gave him a 15m salary

For some reason I didn't like them growing up, but I'm not exactly sure why. They used to be the Anti-HSV for the longest time, being unable to go up into the first league, stuck forever in second bundes getting fourth place every year. Then they had a lucky season where they went up, and I think they were relegated immediately after, and ever since then I don't think anyone even cares about Fürth anymore.

he is unironically right tho

Yeah, exactly, but when it works it works. For example, in the cup semi-finale against Bremen he scored one goal and was somewhat involved with the other, and I'm not exactly sure how he did that, but he did it. He's a spastic, and he hasn't been top of his game for a while now, I still like him.

is he retarded tho? he looks retarded.

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>Yeah, exactly, but when it works it works.
true

DAZ is for sure 100% black

>Irgendwie merkwürdig auch, welche Einblicke Max Kruse kurz vor Anpfiff via Facebook-Live-Video gewährte. Nicht was er sagte, irritierte, sondern was im Hintergrund zu sehen war: Eine ziemlich leer aussehende Wohnung war‘s. Sofort schossen die Spekulationen ins Kraut. Verdacht: Kruse, dessen Vertrag bei Werder ausläuft, bereitet schon Abgang und Umzug vor. Laut Werder ist es aber anders. In Kruses Wohnung findet demnach am Sonntag in Kooperation mit Sponsor EWE eine Charity-Veranstaltung statt. Deshalb der kahle Raum.
Welp, he's gone.

Imagine if Dortmund hadn’t dropped retarded points against Schalke and Bremen.

Even if Bayern lose their last game Dortmund will just find a way to choke theirs too.

>Ein weiterer Bremer Sorgenfall war Milot Rashica. Der Einsatz des Kosovaren war vor dem Spiel fraglich geworden, weil er sich hatte übergeben müssen. „Vielleicht etwas Falsches gegessen“, mutmaßte Kohfeldt. „Vielleicht ein Virus“, rätselte Sportchef Frank Baumann. Rashica wurde aber aufgepäppelt, spielte von Beginn an. Nach 60 Minuten war bei ihm die Kraft jedoch weg. Immerhin hat er die Vorlage zum Siegtor durch Johannes Eggestein gegeben, weshalb sich sagen lässt: Rashica hat zweimal am Tag alles rausgehauen...

will kovac stay at bayern? even if kalle and ulli say yes?

Pulisic is such a typical American. Of course he'd craft himself a redemption arc because everything has to be a dramatic Hollywood story.

pussylick was one reason they shat the bed against bremen in the second half, i will celebrate when that overrated guy is finally gone for good.

based Pulishit stepping up his game when Sanshit is having a slump.

yes yes using loonix now

So if Frankfurt wins against Mainz, there's theoretically nothing stopping Bayern and Frankfurt to just pass the ball to each other for 90 minutes so both teams get what they want: Bayern the title and Frankfurt CL.

I hope Dortmund have a clause that says they can buy Pulisic at the end of their loan deal.

oh my god i am crushed right now. i dont know why but the retarded usb stick let ALL of my Yea Forums pics vanish. all gone. fuck this all.

>storing your meme vault on a usb stick

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duude i am 110% mad right now. i had so many god damn pics. all my anime pics..fuck im gonna go drink like a madman now.

yeah but what if gladbach win against dortmund?

nah i did it because i installed linux and wiped my entire disk. so i put everything i need on a usb stick. everything survived but ofcourse my fucking Yea Forums folder had to get sacrificed.

leverkusen and gladbach could still win as well, with a better goal difference. it is at least a possibility. frankfurt world be wise to try to win. dortmund can help by winning against gladbach

Here, have an anime to get you started again.

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>saving pics
>posting pics
have sex

^cringe

>22:39:31
>22:39:30
Thanks moot for making me dodge that cringe.

how is that even possible? is the code retarded?

lucky 0-0
yes yes

thanks fren. i dont know why but this fucking chink stick from media markt sometimes copied the folder but without any files within it. and it apparently happened at random. even lost my entire folders with financial documents and programs i wrote. thank god this isnt so severe but holy shit what the fuck?

neinhold at it again

how is it

you still have a chance with some data recovery program, not sure which are available for you though. Search for one that actually lets you recover the data without having to pay. Only did it with a harddrive once, got everything back

using ubuntu 18.04. people moan about how bad it is but man, it's fast as shit for me.
yeah i will try this. what a shitshow. i have even triple checked after copying to see whether the files are really there and well, they were! but now i plug in the stick and stuff is just gone. great lol.

could also be that the format changed, NTFS to FAT or the other way around. Had that happen once aswell, google what does what and how to recover if that happened

in fact I think thats the most likely thing that happened, portability issue between windows and linux. cant help you tßh, google

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USB sticks are bound to fail.

I keep my backups on 4 different HDDs plus the SSD on my laptop.

could be. i totally didnt think about different file systems while i copied my stuff on windows. when i tried to open it on linux it wasnt possible first because of the exfat system. i could install a package to access the stick but yeah, maybe that's the issue.

try it, I think thats the most likely issue. More likely than it stopping to work from one moment to the other, especially while switching OS

>using NTFS for an USB stick
cringe

They can be big enough that it isn't so weird now

yeah will do it tomorrow mate. i remember a funny story now because of this shit show. im not a complete noob in linux, i used ubuntu like 7 years ago when my previous laptop died. but retard me back then didnt know that installing a new os wipes everything so i didnt make back ups. and the ubuntu back then didnt allow to create a partition like today, you just plugged the thing in and it killed everything on your disk kek.

wasnt a problem back then but i lost my music folder which had like 2000 tracks. luckily there is no itunes and automatic sync in linux so i plugged in my ipod and tried to recover my songs from there. only problem is: what used to be something like "Beat It.mp3" with id3 tags saying what album, what artist etc. you had shit like "FDTWQ321.mp3" and no tags whatsoever. so i went through those 2k tracks, listen to each one, and manually reconstruct the tags kek. took me like a week.

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>t. FATty

based sysadmin

great footwork from our guy

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dortmund could be absolute world class if they weren't such mental midgets

>Hoeneß sprach in diesem Zuge allerdings vom "sogenannten Abseits" und hielt den Eingriff des Videoassistenten für den "Witz des Jahres. Das war keine klare Fehlentscheidung. Der Videobeweis ist dafür da, klare Fehlentscheidungen zu korrigieren. Es war gleiche Höhe."

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

ANZEIGE IST RAUS

WITZ DES JAHRES

>autosage
they hate us cuz they aint us

So, which one is it now? Was it "keine klare Fehlentscheidung", or was it "gleiche Höhe"? Wurstl seems to be pretty mad, he can't even keep his story straight.

I want to make a /bundes/ OP image where Garfield is replaced by /bundes/

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he's right you know
arguing over millimeters isn't the spirit of the offside rule
when in doubt for the attacker

But there wasn't any doubt.

so half his foot was offside in the slow-mo
bet you couldn't see that irl

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Yeah, this. "When in doubt" is a boomer rule for neanderthals who don't have technology.

This is not a rule with room for interpretation. Offside is offside.

*half his leg

unironically Neuer. He may seem like a dick on the pitch somtimes, but when you hear his interviews he seems to be a true lad and honest.

Nobody in the stadium knew what the fuck was going on.
But zoomers wanted VAR, there you have it.

Fucking clown

Why are you using 18.04, 19.04 came less than 3 weeks ago. It boots in 2 seconds with a SSD

What the fuck was that even from Alcacer

*BURP*
ups haha

Abgefälscht, sieht beim Fernsehbild aber wie ein eigenartiger Lupfer aus.

was an act of god.

I recently thought I had all my nude pics and vids of my ex gf on my external hd, which doesnt work anymore. Luckily, I had them also somehwere on my pc.

only 4 more months until the Baum brenns in Saxony

Are you attempting 9/11 jokes?

No, Landtagswahl is in 4 months, Sören.

looking forward aswell, the butthurt will be glorious. not expecting actual change though

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Da kann man schon mal Neger sagen btw

jz 1 halbe

for me its Sirupsaft

here have this one for free

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