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Ireland v West Indies
England v Pakistan

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NZ lads what's the best time of year to visit

looking significantly above average in terms of looks today

grew a hair or two lol

terrified I'm doing my deadlifts wrong and am going to snap my spine

record while you do it

Ireland to win surely

Nasser quaking at the thought of Afghanistan

miss the 00s quite a bit

kind of mad how like probably thousands of my male ancestors went bald against their will and I’m able to just pop a pill each morning and lose literally no hair , makes me wonder what great things the future has in store for baldies

going to go watch some shit Bulgarian band play tonight. Was hoping to pick up some MDMA from some British Pakistani dentistry student but that doesn’t seem likely to happen

England are shitting the bed

>surprise.jpg

this cricket, I say, really makes you think doesn’t it

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Damn, pakistan B are choking today.

glad the longer hair is coming back zachy mate

potentially interesting finish shaping up in Dublin lads

two tight overs and Ireland could win

>pakistan

>collapsistan

Just bet my house on Windies

le cornered tigers

it’s true I’m cuter with longer hair it’s just effort

SCORE SAM FUCKING RUNS

reminder Sri Lanka are going to win the cricket World Cup

ireland lose, switching over to pakistan

The brainlet tip

Surprised at asif hitting more than one today

thinking about kusal mendis’s late-cut

Asif getting out next over la

wank then bed I think for tonight

Asif

Protip - never wank in the bath

> be lifting for 2 years
> pretty aesthetic by normalfag standards
> go to music festival and take shirt off because fuck it why else do I lift
> the only attention I get is from guys telling me nice rig and mirin my chest
Just a waste of time really

None of these pakis can play like butler or dhoni. Out soon

working out is very 2010. Women don’t give a shit about muscles. In fact working out overall is probably a bad idea unless you’re naturally alpha as it makes you look lumpy and wide. If you want to attract women you just have to be assertive and confident, you have to develop a kind of social standing that makes you a catch. I will never attain this but I’m beginning to not even care as I

‘m actually gay

I take it back, asif performing for once

>the STATE of England
This is why we're never winning the World Cup. Ever.

>le one shot and out man

This. At least you guys scored a goal against Germany, but you’re going to be blown the fuck out even by teams like Latvia and Switzerland. I don’t even want to see what happens against Canada tomorrow. At least you’re not Italy (9-0, yikes!)

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jfc english bowling "attack" is dogshit lol

Or pakistan batting is just very good la

no

>pooki batting

Don't remember when we scored 360 against a good team before this, bowling was the problem

rate gf

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July/August to go to Queenstown/Central otago. December/January for North island

Post a pic of her first

Right here lad

That's not your gf

just woke up

For me, it's detective pikino

I for one am glad we lost again today. We need to improve, and doctor our pitches better once we figure out what our strength is

if you asked me whether I liked cricket or not I would have to say yes

>England won
NEVER DOUBTED IT LA.

Maxx drys still only $38 a case
what a time to be alive

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>people moaning about Jofran and Morgan in England's team
Lel.

what’s that in real money?

filthycasuals DOT tv
goldfinger just started

Sneed

>he still doesnt think pakistan is a dark horse like i said ages ago

$38

Bangladesh will be a force to contend with

they have a similar population to every single non sub continent cricket nation combined

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Why? This place is a shithole.

what are we doing for the mums today boys?

went to Queenstown in 2011 and thought it was the most beautiful place I'd ever seen and I'm not ashamed to admit it

All year round so long as you go to Queenstown and eat fergburger

how do you rate it?

based Joseph

im onto case 5 and still haven't got tired of it like i normally do with cheap beers.
even though its the cheapest its probably the best of watery beers like Carlton dry, ted, great northern, iron jack

don't think we get it in WA, never heard of it

big on Cricketer's Arms Pale Ale right now as my go to cheap beer

thats a bit shit. We still don't have emu in queensland. But still nothing like a tooheys 30 pack

WORLD CUP IN 3 WEEKS LADS WHO ELSE IS FUCKIN PUMPED

ME!

emu is not good it's only popular with students as a joke

I'm not a big fan of emu tbqh, something about it doesn't fly right with me

hehehehehe

I'm there 8-10 times a year for work, it's completely fucked from greed m8. Way too many people there now, they had to build two satellite towns in Lake Hayes Estate and Shotover Country to house anyone who actually wants to work in Queenstown. Most of the foreigners I've made friends with down there are paying $250+ a week in rent just to be there, and that's before paying for the most expensive groceries in the country.

Might have to pop on down to first choice then

based and rajipilled

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just went for a Stuart fraud lads
Corr don’t go in there for a while

grim
remember veggies and lamb being extremely cheap and delicious when I was there

the virgin Stuart Broad
the chad Stuart Clark

fuarr

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Juicyyyyyyy

fuarrr

zyzz is top 3 greatest Australian cultural output

kanye West- ye is s good album

>no more games, stephen

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>why did you rub the ball with sandpaper stayvun

requesting a ‘this is the post’ pavement edit

>Zach Bowen sent you a friend request

he was too good for this world

Will you watch this based boomer madman win the IPL yet again tonight ?

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couldnt think of a less interesting final

no

just watched the thanos movie
they call me thanosmoviewatchedbro

Watch it for this useless fat bastard then

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feel like pure shit just want him back

Fergburger is overrated you fat cunt

rather watch shit that watshit

>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WODZON XDDDDDD

>CWC and RWC this year
Can you fucking feel it lads

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what's the difference really though

reckon we're due for a humbling
double loss on the cards

>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WODZON XDXXXDXD

>LE ZIMZOMS :DDD

He wants you to join his private nonce group.

so based

miss this meme

Downloaded the nonce-blocker add on for Firefox and haven't seen a zachy b post since

Typical stinking fucking obvious cheating as usual from the land of match fixing. You hit the ball back to the bowler, and stand there prouder than a honeymooners dick like you are as innocent as Michael 'kiddy fiddler' Jackson at a Neverland *sleepover*, give me a fucken break. But have to admit, really love Dhoni, especially when he beat the almighty fuck out of Kohli's shithouse RCB fucktards the other day, what a bunch of alpha wankers who seemingly all have a group orgasm when throwing their wickets away to the master slapper himself Harbhajan Singh.

bit going on here

Whatever. Use your bat or go the fuck home son. Getting bowled by Paul Fucking Harris is like getting out to your drunk fuckwit uncle on boxing day, after he'd downed a 6 pack of shitty Aussie beer and watched a doco about Michael Jackson fiddling with little boys.

might post some of these on /hoc/

Which ones

I'll be fucked by a cock hungry catholic priest if this isn't the most underrated & greatest cricket moment of all time. No, I dont mean the time Ian Healy called Ranatunga a fat cunt, or when Steve Waugh told Curtly Ambrose to fuck off and risked pure death by all Jamaicans. You walk out facing a young and crazily fired up Dale Steyn, score is 1 for fuck all, after Brad Haddin shit the bed spectacularly and got his stumps cartwheeled, Steyn bowls a rocket short ball first up at the best hooker in the world (no not some Pornhub hoe) and you smack that shit outta there for 6 with all the assurance of Chris Gayle nailing some chick in his strippers pole bedroom, or whatever the fuck that is at his house. Talk about asserting one's dominance. Ricky Ponting, my god, what a champion.

forgot about Paul Harris lmao

grime is genuinely the best genre of music

he's just a rascal
a dizee rascal

Stress on the brain complain to the fool
Stress on the brain complain to the max

I shag

man try to say he better than me
tell man shut up (shut up)
how can anyone be better than me
shut up (shut up)

let myself go a bit lads

this man possessed one of the highest cricketing IQs known to man
he piercingly dissected the corridor of uncertainty with every breathing move

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Noncey b loves slobbering on paki meat

a glass of whisky and mo asif at st.georges on repeat
the perfect Sunday afternoon

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The weather is banging here today in Plovdiv. Post summery tunes . Can’t wait to fall in love again

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chernobyl is kino

good tune but someone great is my favourite

the lyrics are what seals it for me very relatable since I've left uni and started working

I lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and hare-bells; listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.

I think there must be probably different types of suicides. I'm not one of the self-hating ones. The type of like "I'm shit and the world'd be better off without poor me" type that says that but also imagines what everybody'll say at their funeral. I've met types like that on wards. Poor-me-I-hate-me-punish-me-come-to-my-funeral. Then they show you a 20 X 25 glossy of their dead cat. It's all self-pity bullshit. It's bullshit. I didn't have any special grudges. I didn't fail an exam or get dumped by anybody. All these types. Hurt themselves. I didn't want to especially hurt myself. Or like punish. I don't hate myself. I just wanted out. I didn't want to play anymore is all. I wanted to just stop being conscious. I'm a whole different type. I wanted to stop feeling this way. If I could have just put myself in a really long coma I would have done that. Or given myself shock I would have done that. Instead.

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Last month, de Villiers' management had indicated to BBL clubs that the former Proteas captain was interested in playing in the competition in 2019-20, albeit for a limited stretch towards its concluding stages in late January and early February, following his commitments in the Bangladesh Premier League.

However ESPNcricinfo has learned that de Villiers has now flagged to interested clubs his unwillingness to take part in the BBL, having realised the degree to which CA and the BBL were looking towards him as a panacea for the tournament's plateaued television ratings and match-by-match attendances, amid its rapid growth from eight games per team to 14 each - a full home and away schedule.

Up to this point CA, the clubs and the broadcasters Fox Sports and Seven, had appeared set to put together a package deal worth as much as A$350,000 to land de Villiers for a segment of the tournament, though there was a level of disquiet about how such a deal could be struck without an equitable system being in place for all clubs to secure big names.

There is some suspicion among clubs that de Villiers may still return to the bargaining table in search of a better offer, given the obvious desire for his presence in Australia next summer. But for the moment at least, his signature appears likely to remain elusive, in what is a significant setback for the league. As recently as last week, CA's head of events and leagues, Anthony Everard, expressed hope that players' of de Villiers' ilk would add sheen to the summer, particularly in light of the national team's absence for a large chunk of January to tour India

A gaggle of top tier talent has drained away from the BBL in recent times, including overseas names such as Brendon McCullum, Dwayne Bravo, Eoin Morgan and Russell, while bankable Australian players such as Mitchell Johnson and Shane Watson have exited the tournament over the past 12 months, in part due to its increased length and demands.

Both CA and the clubs had been open to the institution of a system whereby each club could nominate one marquee overseas player to be paid outside the present BBL salary cap, but the plan fell afoul of the Australian Cricketers Association, which has countered that the length of the tournament is a bigger obstacle than overseas player places.

Instead, CA on Saturday announced it would allow clubs to sign up to six overseas players over the course of the BBL, provided only two were part of 18-member squads at any one time, and replacements were approved by the tournament's technical committee.

"At the conclusion of each season we take the time to review what's working well and where we can make positive changes to the game and the fan experience," Everard said. "We've considered feedback from our fans and worked with relevant stakeholders of the game to implement changes that will continue to improve the competition in 2019/20.

"The ACA, BBL clubs and our broadcast partners have been an integral part of that, leading to the introduction of each club being allowed to contract up to six overseas players in BBL|09. The maximum number of overseas players permitted in a club's squad will remain at two, but there is now increased flexibility to contract up to six players throughout the season and rotate them in and out as required.

"It's a fantastic result for the competition, with clubs given a better chance at securing international players on a short-term basis to fit into an increasingly competitive global cricketing calendar."

the big blunder league

Business idea: cricket porn website called the bigger dick league

It's amazing how badly CA has managed to kill the BBL. Should have kept the format it had in 2013-2016.

It's just the natural way of the world. Cricket is dying everywhere and soccer is taking over. Bow down to your wog overlords before it's too late

AFL is taking over here.

Get amongst it lads

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What a tune

I don't. Was in school the entire decade and it was dogshit. Working is way better.

>13 years of your time >for free

nowhere near as hyped as 2015. Not sure if this is just because I'm older or because Australia is considerably shitter in both spoorts

Mohammed asif was the David foster Wallace of cricket

Hes better than David Foster Wallace.

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and AFL has gotten so shit
wish we could go back to the days of the state league

DFW was an incel hack who fell for the joyce meme

They say you should start with Plato and the Greeks
Well I say, you should start with mo asif at St. George’s park

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Still too fucking hot lads feel like shit just want winter to come back

Watched a doco on Geelong last night. Fascinating place

I live in constant fear
Fear of what my parents will look like as they get older and more decrepid
Fear of getting running over by some crazy Bulgarian driver
Fear of living a lonely alive
Fear to me just seems like a default and natural response to this horrific world and I see no way to avert this way of thinking

Magic mushrooms should clear that fear up lad

How so?

tim.blog/2018/05/06/michael-pollan-how-to-change-your-mind/

not sure about that

for me it's the fear that I'm just never going to meet the right girl I'm never going to get married and I'm never going to have kids
getting up there in years, half my mates are engaged and I'm worried lads

keen for the Ashes though

doing psychedelics isn’t going to prevent my mum and everyone I love from dying

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Plunkett caught digging at the seam on camera
six month ban when

have given up on women personally. i dont believe "the one" exists

am also keen for the ashes however

Listen to the podcast.

strictly drug free myself unless someone else is shouting

am 25 and have unironically never drank alcohol, smoked, or done drugs in my entire life.
Thankfully i have had sex a few times.
All of this is purely of my own volition

absolute drivel

imagine having never drunk

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Well that's a shame for you. Beyond help

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i dont get what this is trying to say

/hoc/>>>>>>/cric/

*dabs*

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Based

Give it 20 years, psychedelics are gonna go in the psych bin with all the other drugs and therapys like antidepressants, mindfulness, cbt, probably ketamine too, that looked amazing initially then after a time, the effect sizes drop, they look mundane and eventually lose all scientific credibility in justifying them above any other therapy.

wtf????

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the guys wife died, give him a break

Then you don't understand this world at all. None of this is about having a perfect solution for everyone. It's about having options. And this one in particular has been hidden under so much fear and misinformation that people like you buy into without experiencing it for yourself. You use your "fear" to attract attention to fuel your ego. That's the sum of it. Deal with your ego and your won't be as fearful.

didn't McGrath remarry in under a year?
very suspect

More proof that Australian cricketers have been cheating for decades.

Just flicked on the IPL

I remember there was talk that Gilchrist was a cuckold and his kids weren't his for a bit

tv party tonight

What is the difference between a king and a super king

is this the final?

Yes

watching the Fatshit show

Yes but I only found out today.

Indians should be banned from /cric/.

Pune was always my team because it's pronounced like poon

going to bed lads
toil in the morning

love cheeses
love olives

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Blur - The Magic Whip

350 on the cards

Lol pollard

Mo asif brain mogs Stuart fraud

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based faf

Does it hurt that no one cares about cricket lads?

run down on kimberly

just sunk in how fat I've gotten
85 kg, grim

i absolutely detest the royal family
look at this feral ghoul
Can’t imagine being Australian and not being a republican

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afraid of the grimness that will be unleashed if we do become a republic, suddenly everything is in flux

shut the fuck up you little traitor bitch

fuarrrking juiccyy

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your views are archaic and grim
Royal family can choke

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Fuarr

personally find zyzz way more motivating than any professional body builder simply because his body is achievable natty (just in a longer time frame than it took for him to get there).
Also terrific taste in music.

>also terrific taste in music.
Absolute chaos theory truthbomb right here. The guy listened to nothing but bangers

I was unironically really sad when watshit retired from the BBL. As funny as it was to shitpost about his horrendous reviews he was a pretty fun cricketer to watch.

Ye. So found so many good songs through him.

last kingdom is alright
vikings but not shit

fuarr

Watching the Arena World Championship instead of the IPL finals, honestly.

Am not Zerogoose.

>faf

"deal with your ego" ; the arrogant psychedelic ideology comingout in you showing its not all about medicine for you. Its so overhyped. And fyi ive done psychedelics many times.

im so fucking fat

alchy locks is a fat royalist

kek watshit screaming that its fucking woide

toil on the morrow
not sure I can cope

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am too heading for the toil

>Why yes, I do masturbate to the pics of my tinder matches and never arrange a date with any of them. How could you tell?

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>sri lankan fielding

am trying to stop masturbating since it reduces testosterone and kills motivation. well not stop but just limit how much i fap, ie not multiple times a day.

the anxiety show

based drama in the IPL lads

alright just for bants, i am watching this "IPEEPOOPOO EL league" . Someone that is/big think/ here,how theres 2 angles of the dhoni runout showing completely different things? One shows bat over the line from the side,but from the front it looks like he is way short?

Yeah I'm wondering the same thing myself. I legitimately do not understand why the ICC doesn't mandate that ultra slow motion cameras are used for side on shots to check runouts.

>pooni
Kek

post stream

That wasn’t out fml

google reddit cricket streams lad

done that couldnt find the page think its been closed

the IPL would be nothing without australian players lmao

dunno im watching on foxsport so can't help you if reddit is kill. try vipbox or something maybe

CAM ON WATTO LAD IM SORRY I CALLED YOU A USELESS FAT BASTARD CAM ON

malinga has unironically cost them the entire match. dropped watto, misfields and bowled like a total dumbcunt

watto is a literal chad

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Fucking Bumrahs back FUCKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO :(

AHahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah DROPPPEDDD

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FFS HIT A SIX

do a hit

based watto

WATSON I FUCKING LOVE YOU OH MY GOD

wallop

the What’s on show

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>de cock

I love de kock if u know what I mean aha

>south african wicket keeping
KEK

seems abit rigged lads. Looks like either CSK last ball win,or MI super over win

how did he drop that fucking hell

GET OUT

WAtson YOU FUCKING IDIOT GG

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ON NO NO ON NO NO NO NO

suspect ( ) by sigur ros is the greatest album of all time. I’m probably wrong though

Alright this is definetely fucking rigged,what is that running? He literally stopped in the middle of the pitch, the fuck is this shit show?

I THOUGHT WHITE PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO

Gonna fucking cry ngl

THE SUSPENSE LADS

LEL

Holy fuck

REDEEMED

:(

AAAAAHHHHH

it was rigged r-r-right lads?

actually a really good game, glad i stayed up.

'chabin blas, tis beena minute innit x

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WTF WAS THAT LMFAO

)’;

Mumbai wins lol

me?? can't wait for proper *test* cricket tbqh ngl bla
like hello? where's the cricket lmoa..ammmiiiriiite??

so depressed

;’(

>defended 149 in a t-20 final
mumbai played better
simple as
end of
done
.

WHISTLE LODUS BTFO!!!!!

feel like shit only reason I even watch cricket is for Dhoni and csk :( I don’t wanna watch cricket after he retires. I don’t wanna watch Kohli’s smug rat face in an indian shirt ):

Fucking depressed

You don't watch international games? Weren't you happy when India won the test series in Aus? What the fuck

kohli can only win the Ipeepoopooel is if he leaves RCB (which is a possibiltiy tbf)

Kek
Budhau fan on suicide watch

I watched only Dhoni’s innings in the Australian series, even the one that he fucked up. Didn’t bother watching the one at home.

I don’t watch ODI’s at all. The World Cup will be an exception when Dhoni’s playing.

I don’t want to watch him win anything tbf. Even in the 2015 World Cup, the choking bastard got out soon in the semi final and Dhoni had to save us from an embarrassing defeat. We still lost but just not as humiliating.

How come you only watch for Dhoni, lad? And why not like Kohli?

literally so anxious and depressed right now
not making a condition out of it or medicating just stating facts
It’s my current mood

need
>ind v aus test cricket in aus
>ind vs wi test cricket in wi
>ind vs eng test cricket in eng
>ind vs sa test cricket in sa
nowt complicated, simple as

sebbo is on to something here I reckon

tbf IPL is as close as cric is going to get to the football club comps.Dont know why but the (((journalists))) keep comparing cric to football . The only thing they have in common is they have over 2BN fans. But more than half of it is from 1 country so you cant really include that can you. The journos keep being insecure about cric and its future which is really bugging me.
As for dhobi , its nice to see indians trying to neck each other for once. Plus hes a likeable guy since he focuses on the job/task.

>sebbo
is he still around??? kinda miss /cric/ ngl bla

actually no

need

>aus vs SA test cricket in England
>pakistan vs India test cricket in Sri Lanka
>New Zealand vs England test cricket in West Indies

Because I’m a huge fan of him m8 right around the time when he won us the T20 World Cup in 2007 to pretty much everything. He is to Indian cricket what Steve Waugh was, except just larger than life because Dhoni is a Bihari which isn’t even worth anything much at all and managed to command respect of plenty of cricketers foreign or indian through merit.

Kohli is a thin skinned dipshit from Delhi that thinks he’s owed everything, statpads runs in an era where there are no quality bowlers, the pitches are tailor made for batsmen and the grounds are smaller than ever. On top of that, he shows “aggression” towards the tail end batsmen when the teams already winning.

ruling the airwaves around me rn ngl
soundcloud.com/elevemusic/b1-sowing-paranoia-echoing

On top of that, Dhoni is the better captain. He reads the game better, became possibly the best wicket keeper too since he was never a professional cricketer in the first place. He reads the game a lot better than Kohli who is phenomenally bad in everything except batting and being foul mouthed

>billionaire wins again
Good thing I didn't saw a single match.

test cricket sharpens the mind

>shane bond was the coach for the mumbai indians
>flem was the opposing coach

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>17 days till the world cup

These are all fair points, I can understand. Do you not still enjoy seeimg Indian national team win overall, though? Winning the first test series ever in Australia must have been nice, no?

how do i start playing this sport

Unironically find the closest Indians to you. Ask if they play/have a team and 99% chance they will be over the moon to teach you and get you to play. They love sharing the sport.

Be intelligent and have a large penis

Who are you trying fool, Daniel? You started with the arrogant talk by calling a well received author on the topic "drivel" within 2 minutes of listening. This conversation started with your fear. But the way you are responding shows that it's more about your own hunger for attention. You act as if being afraid of death is unique to you.

netherlands actually have a decent club set up for a non-cricket nation, a very small amount of you lads actually play it
youtube.com/watch?v=acso1eIyBF4

based statslord

First,submit to your Dutch God Ryan Ten Doeschate and Peter Borren
>buh buh theyre not dutch!!
First of all,adil rashin and moen ali arent even real english or even white and still play for them.

Second,rewatch ENG v NED T20 . Get a test boost from watching that

then google ' KNVB Cricket' and send them a message on kikebook that you want to join.

I believe youll have to pay for membership but it shouldnt be too expensive for a season. You also get to tour around the world for a T20 series somewhere. Remember to remember us , cric careers are usually quite long if youre a batsman especially

unsure if this is a reddit repost or not

statsgenius blowing daniel the fuck out

based statsy how's the bf mate

your bradmans, your tendulkars, your youngs

Glad Daniel has left the country

Based GoT btfoing incels.

more like game of groans

Quick rundown? What are the bugmen angry about now?

I’m a fat fuckin pig
I’m a common fungus
I’m a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I’m Straffo
I’m the post
I’m the incel pedo Richo

AND I’M KANYE WEST

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We love the post
We love this /cric/ thread

yikes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO /hoc/ IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

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/cric/ btfo yet again

bros.................

wtf?

Well they're not wrong about me, I'm gay but a lot of lads in /cric/ are straight but I won't hold that against them haha

No one asked m8

Ok Daniel.

daniel

denial

is it true you guys might be a bit gay?

hey kiwis stop being islamaphobic k?

honestly it makes sense when you think about it
gays are more intelligent than straights
cricket is a very intelligent sport

>bit gay
Think the technical term for that is bisexual. I can only speak for myself in saying that I am full gay.

My apologies for any subconscious micro aggressions I may have used. Thank you for standing up for our Muslim brothers and sisters. We must all do better every day.

phwoar

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the incel pedo richo

reading about the genocide of the native americans lads

grim grim stuff

who cares mate the holocaust was way worse and more important

Chucked on this Chernobyl show for a bit of light viewing

Every morning I wake up scared.

My children will not get to see the world. There won't be a reef, there won't be beaches, there won't be forests.

They will have to live in fear of their lives on a daily basis.

We are literally facing the GREATEST THREAT humanity has ever seen, yet we have a government that deliberately covers it up with tax breaks and feeds you propaganda through the Murdoch controlled media, telling you that if we do something about it our economy will suffer.

What economy do you think we'll have when half our city is under water? And our tourism industry is dead because we chose to let our natural wonders die?

It's incredibly frustrating that at every turn there seems to be a greedy baby boomer going "what about my money?"

IT'S A BIGGER FUCKING PICTURE THAN JUST YOUR MONEY STOP BEING SO GODDAMN SELFISH

The Liberal party are giving you a tax break because they know they don't have a climate policy. They're distracting you from the bigger issue that affects everyone. They know you care more about MONEY then about OUR FUTURE.

YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE.

And am I wrong?

I doubt it.

kino of 2019

>We are literally facing the GREATEST THREAT humanity has ever seen
Is this actual cunt trying to downplay the holocaust? Fucking subhuman. Hope they get banned from what ever platform they posted this on.

holocaust pumped so much carbon into the atmosphere that it's all the same isn't it

Another grim and depressing thread.

Alexa calculate the expected death toll in Rajibul's village when Bangladesh goes underwater

hope it at least gets the brown nonce

Cringe. The only war we should be fighting is to stop India and China mass breeding and polluting.

so true

ah yes the /pol/ pill

this is true for New Zealand, but Australia is a huge coal exporter and could genuinely have a substantial impact on fossil fuels

might bring back yolo

Who do you think buys the coal

learn economics and have sex

Mate you need those coal mines so kiwis can have jobs. Frankly it's racist and xenophobic to minimize the industry bin any way.

>ize

I hear 80% of the convicts sent to Australia were convicted nonces

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inclined to believe it after the above post

Imagine being too much of a coward to get on a ship to the based new world countries. Imagine having coward nonce genes.

imagine being completely outdone as a nation by colonies you shat out 200 years ago
cannot fathom the shame

I'd probably run away to an eastern bloc shithole if that happened.

I'd probably start balding and eating banitsas everyday.

Last two /hoc/ threads got deleted hahahaha that'll teach them not to fuck with /cric/

New Zealand is overrated

have consensual sex

You've Never been here and you never will because of your noncery

have no interest in going you nonce

That would be endgame actually, kino of the decade

fuar

Can easily imagine plebby getting beaten up by islanders.

Well you're not allowed even if you want to you nonce

youtube.com/watch?v=PRF3r3zUGqk

yes because being a nonce is compulsory in order to be allowed in you nonce

Shapiro is a faggot

would like to know who makes up ben shapiro's fanbase
he's quite the odious little man

american boomers

I shed the blood of saxon men

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No it's because you fiddle with Bulgarian children in class you noncey that's why you became a 'teacher' all teachers are nonces. Might have to tell the Bulgarian Police about what you're doing. Don't think they like that sort of noncery up there.

imagine being over 30 and typing out this drivel . You are one weird fuck

Since noncey b started posting we've been autosaged.

Seems the jannies don't like his noncery either.

Imagine being under 30 and balding and impotent. Why even live

t.nonce

last kingdom is occasionally a little bit shit and quote low budget but I'm enjoying it

Think noncey b may be late to his job at the nonce and nonce accessories shop

t.nonce

I sell hairplugs and hairplug accessories I tell you hwhat

A nonce keeps replying to me. It feels dirty just want him to leave me alone.

england has a fascinating history

this thread is infested with kiwi nonces, I’ll wait for a new one . Bye

no it doesnt
just some cunts on an island innit

Noncey b just went to be a nonce somewhere else. Probably a primary school or wherever nonces hang out

Anyone watching the windies v bangers?

yes mate

u like cricket mate?

yes mate I do

good stuff lad

Like where this is going

vintage holder innings on the card

Absolutely howled at this. Was hilarious seeing that kike squirm.

some bong posting cricket webms in this thread. made me very happy to see.
One thing i've noticed is there are actually a lot of bongs on Yea Forums who like cricket but they don't post in /cric/. The last time I can remember us having several bong posters was all the way back in 2013/14. I wonder why they don't post in these threads when they obviously watch cricket.

the full video is even funnier

Yeah i watched the full thing on bbc's channel. the rotten ben got so angry when the interviewer brought up his views on judaism. And the look on ben's face when the interviewer said he'd never heard of Ben before. It was pure gold.

certain autistic posters here

>if you think Iran shouldn't be nuked to oblivion you're a lefty
that was epic

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26736122/ab-de-villiers-saga-exposes-whiff-bbl-panic
good read

That is true but most of them are australian and new zealand. i wish they'd at least discuss England games when most of us are asleep.
i still stand by what i say that if people just made game threads for those games more peope would join in. even when we had that odi series against england in 2017 we had way more posters than usual when i and some other user made gamethreads instead. i know a lot of autists here dislike gamethreads though for some reason.

will have a look lad

youtu.be/6VixqvOcK8E?t=779

we had plenty in 2016 and 2017, used to easily get through a thread a day when England played

got a girlfriend lads that really likes cricket lads

really wierd talking cricket to a girl tbf

asian girlfriend 2019?

L.A. Confidential (1997)

Incel Pedo (2000)

nah aussie girlfriend :(

ye good article. i think the bbl works a lot better as an exhibition tournament. if you look back to the earlier seasons you could see that people watched every game, didnt matter who was playing. every prime time game would get upwards of 1 mil tv audience because people just wanted to see stars, slogging, and enjoy the atmosphere and general fun nature of the league. it was a nice compliment to a summer of real test cricket.
Trying to turn the bbl into a serious league with proper club support like afl or nrl is a bad idea imo.

good on you nonetheless lad. how did you manage it?

Out for Justice (1991)

just had common interests cricket and footy. we both follow North.
make her laugh,
after a month, aussie girlfriend 2019

>we both follow North
went a step too far mate no one will believe you

can't help but like Jason Holder

theres a few of us about mate, just gotta look hard

i've genuinely never met someone who follows north

yea hes a great guy.

my dad's family are the only north supporters I know and that's because my grandfather played for them

yeh i don't know many myself
there was like 3 of us in highschool
cant think of many off the top of my head

id never met many hawks supporters untiil they started winning flags not long ago
then its like 1 in every 5

absolute gun
pure brainstar player

you could say he has a hold.......er on me

yeh he really seems down to earth aswell
i rekn he the respect of everyone one of his team mates

youtube.com/watch?v=gNMu4ZM6IHo

big fan of hope bravo joseph holder roach k brathwaite

youtube.com/watch?v=qIp-EGRMzws
good series that one
we had some fucking good cricket at the start of the year between this and SL

i liked it when root got called a fag

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wasn't even that, felt bad for gabriel literally did nothing wrong

yeh i know, it was laughable he was made to apologise and banned for that

i think the Windies missed a trick here

late night banger lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y

youtube.com/watch?v=YUb8bDtla-8

youtube.com/watch?v=vpjdG7tghJ4
Adore Index's ost. Have yet to find any series in any medium that has an ost that captures the atmosphere of the series so perfectly. I've Sound is so talented.

youtube.com/watch?v=jYk0mbRw3aE

>anime

don't think its fair to undermine creative genius just because of where it comes from.

don't care about nebulous concepts such as fairness

youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
still the best youtube video

/hoc/

really hope the french flag in the other thread watches cricket lads

tell me about afl x

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Fuck I hate Rance

This looks straight out of wwe kek