Postman edition.
>the sodomizer of sadinos
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>Santa Clara-Feirense (saturday, 15:00)
The azorean discount Benfica can still reach the last EL spot. Feirense trying to end the nightmarish win drought despite being doomed to relegation. 30 league matches without winning, can you imagine?
>Sporting-Tondela (saturday, 20:30)
The loins can reach the last CL spot as long as Porto loses in Madeira to Nacional. Tondela's trying to escape the relegation zone.
>Vitória(G)-8elenenses SAD (sunday, 15:00)
The lads from Guimarães can secure the last EL spot with a home win. No one cares about 8 SAD.
>Chaves-Vitória(S) (sunday, 15:00)
Relegation battle. Here's hoping for another chimpout on our behalf.
>Nac10nal-Porto (sunday, 17:30)
Nacional must win, else they're relegated. Porto wants to put the pressure on Benfica for the league title.
>Rio Ave-Benfica (sunday, 20:00)
Rio Ave can reach the last EL spot, but they may not have anything to fight for (save for a money briefcase) if V.Guimarães wins earlier on. Benfica wants to keep the league leadership.
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I forgot which team is called Sadinos though.
Gotta learn portuguese geography, miga.
I once knew that, I just forgot about it.
nice general blurb user
also, i know >we have no chance of getting to the last CL spot cause there's no chance nac10nal will beat porto but it's been an ok season for us even after alcochete
i don't think we expected to be in 3rd considering how well braga started and our squad was pretty much second rate compared to previous seasons but hey, we can't complain
we go again (to finish 3rd again) next season
Who would you vote for?
for me it's pirigoso
Googling Déborah Soft was a mistake.
For me, it's Tiririca.
'nother crazy match courtesy of the mad fogaceiros
it HAS to be Chefe Alcenir
>feirense winning 3-4 against santa clara
I can't watch Liga NOS without feeling strong dejavu because I'm sure I watches Feirense v Santa Clara last week, and then the week before, and then the week before that one.
aaaand they blew it
BASED Co Adriaanse
well, no EL for Santa Claus
Feirense still JUST
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This is Portuguese journalism in 2019.
reminds me of eternal sporting vs feirense when we played them in the league, the cup, the league cup and the league again or some shit, i've lost count
BAMOS CARALHO
Unironically this
based goalfest with based boavista leading
Unrelated, might aswell get a 7-1 reply here but we already got Corinthians facing Chapecoense three times in a row this season, and we're about to see Cruzeiro face Fluminense 3 times in 4 matches.
>Portimonense 3-2 Maritimo
>Santa Clara 4-4 Feirense
>Boavista 3-2 Braga (so far)
What's up with the amount of high score matches we've been getting? Had a bunch of them last week as well.
the EL gold rush is happening (nah just kidding santa clara blew it)
plus other teams are panicking to avoid relegation
4-2 OH NO NO NO
>Unironically boavista can still finish above vitoria de guimaraes
lads...
>the city of braga
oops, meant santa clara (and 7th)
Post yfw Goodsight goes back to its glory days
Spit on this motherfucking shit
Hope they get relegated next season
Lmao Braga is fucking shit. Taxi for Abel
Help me on this, is it true you guys hate Guimarães?
not sure what to say, but I dont. Dont really care about them
Every single person I've met from braga has fear of Guimarães. mostly because they're all lamps but whatever
people who support guimaraes are very close to insanity.
>make noise
>get stabed and die
not really, they're literally the only decent club outside ylthe 3
1.Sporting
2.Guimaraes
3.Benfica
4.Porto
5.Braga
Class ranking. Big boy sporting about to play. Post yfw when Porto chokes second place away by losing the next two games
Very rare sighting of a lagarto who puts Benfica above Porto.
don't jinx us like this, it's not gonna happen
its an insanity ranking
It's up to interpretation. I just see "Sporting #1 best team in Portugal"
t-thanks for proving my ranking
based goodsight
soul
Abel Labrego Ferreira and António Saloio Salvador aka the dynamic duo will finish closer to Moreirense than to a team that played all season with the likes of
>Bruno Gaspar
>Renan Ribeiro
>Dibay
>Illori
>André Pinto
>Ristovski
>Gudelj
>Petrovic
>Luiz Phylippe (i know he is scoring, still was literally bought from Paços de Ferreira)
>2 different coaches
>2 different presidents
Amazing achievement. Never die, Braga
Oh i forgot to mention
>out of Europe in August
>lost in the league cup at home
>chimp out after losing
>10-1 against benfica
>only win against the big 3 came against Peseiro
atleast they pay for it for having their existence be consistent hell
sigh.. time for the actual 4th biggest to step in and show how its done
based
the way things are going this will unironically happen
and i'd love to see it, we need goodsight and their comfy chequered kits in europe again eventually
Braga unironically thought they'd win the league before 2020
Dude, no one really thinks Braga is the 4th biggest. Boavista and Guimarães are so much bigger than them and have so much more sould
The problem is that they killed Boavista just to not relegate Porto in the Golden whistle process. Boavista will never recover from it, you will at best be a mid table club.
Guimarães is simply very poorly run.
holy fuck really, source?
They're currently the fourth best team and have been for the past few years.
the shit one
So City is the biggest English team
Based Abel and António Savior and their yellow smiles
tiririca all the way
>vinte e dois, vinte e dois
>deputado federal
>vinte e dois, vinte e dois
>o tiririca É FEDERAL
oh well they have next year don't they? that'll totally happen
yeah, as likely as me getting a gf
I said currently.
they still can be though, still 2 more seasons to pull it off
This was an all time great chimp out. When he started shitting on the ref I was laughing so hard
You said that they are currently the 4th best team but i never said they weren't. I said that they are not the 4th biggest which is completely different
Also congrats to them on being the 4th best team in what it is, probably, the weakest era of Portuguese football
We can relegate Tondela today, right? Would be funnty if we were the ones to do it considering their first league game was also against us
completely forgot to mention how legendarily angry abel's post-match interview was
for a guy who played at sporting he was so butthurt when he got eliminated by us
you're ridiculous
t.Sporting fan
I thinks he was entitled to coach Sporting. He was fucked by Brunão and now hates the club
He will never coach any club better than Braga after this season is over, lmao
>He was fucked by Brunão
who wasn't
but i don't think anyone sperged out as bad as abel did
Lmao Sporting almost conceding on the firs passage of the game
BOU IMBORA
Era penal
got a stream? cant open arenavision's
that meme was great for that week and a half
Watching at my friends house who has sporttv on satélite
1-0 Bruno Godnandes
sorry to diss dost like this but
Chad Bruno Fernandes
>scores free kicks from everywhere
>singlehandedly carries sporting
>big teams want him
>rivals are jealous of him
>has become the fan favourite
Virgin Bas Dost
>passed the ball to no one when he was in front of the goalkeeper
>became Sporting’s biggest burden
>has been replaced by a second division striker
>became rivals’ laughing stock
>fans now hate him
oh we’re fucked
Ristovski red card. Fucking Tiago Martins
well, the penalty doesn’t stand but still playing with 10 men is shitty
not to mention that we’re gonna have to play Bruno Gaspar against Porto which is utter shit
Ristovski getting sent off again before a Clássico so he doesn't get exposed.
Imagine selling your best player, the player that literally carries the entire team for just 55 mill
The absolute state of Sporting.
Bas dost getting a yellow on the bench. Vai-te foder
it’s not that, it’s so that Bruno Gaspar gets exposed even more
varandas said that he wasn’t gonna sell for anything less than €70M but I don’t believe it til I see it
we can’t hold on to him forever but I personally think that we can only sell him for atleast €100M
Retarded sale. He's worth at least 80-90mil
>sporting with 1 less player
wtf, don't fuck this shit up, loins, I'm trusting you
FUCK TONDELA
OH NO NO NO
Fucking shit so many chances to score
we’re still fucked, this is gonna hurt
COME ON KEYES STAY UP
>Sporting
lol
ok congratulations porto on getting the CL, we’ll get 3rd again next year
sporting would get the hardest group in the cl anyway
yes but we need the money we’re almost bankrupt
I doubt Porto will lose to Nacional anyway. You're just preparing the cup final at this point.
reminder that the leaf jinxed us
I'm a Portuguese transplant leaf. I was born in lisbon and will die there seeing Sporting lift a cl
I doubted that too but atleast we’d be able to hold our head high and have momentum heading into the final
>Sporting lift a cl
not even great grandsons will see that, I’ll be surprised if Sporting still exists by then
god damn why do you exist
Lembrando a todos que o Belenenses joga amanhã contra o Estrela da Amadora fake, no Restelo, possivelmente com emissão em direto da gloriosa Belém TV (um telemóvel num tripé).
A lot can change. I suspect some African or Arab money will float to sporting someday
Reminding you of MODALIDADES.
he’s talking about football
I know. It's just that Sporting wins everything on any sport that it is not football but the supporters won't ever be satisfied with that (which is pretty ironic).
why the fuck would any Arabs invest in us we’re not in a flashy league and we don’t have the history (nor the present) that the others do
>we’re almost bankrupt
I know very well how these things work, for my club has been in a state of near-bankrupcy for the past 10-12 years. No way any of the big 3 can get bankrupt. There's just so much revenue to be made you'd have to be real fucking amateurs to let the club fall into such fate. The worst that could happen is becoming Braga/Guimarães tier.
I’m happy that we can have CL winning teams on any given sport
except football where we can’t even win the league
we know this but it still hurts
>Sporting wins everything on any sport
you spelled Barcelona wrong there
>implying beach football and euro basketball are bigger and more important as sports than handball and futsal
i could spout muh modalidades and give you a fucking excel spreadsheet of all sports that have been european champions but what's the point really
Sporting hasn't won the CL in handball though. Best they ever did was winning the Challenge Cup twice, which is only the THIRD tier of european competitions. Even Madeira SAD is in the final of that cup this year and they're Maritimo tier in handball.
I respect the hóquei em patins team, but not interested in that sport at all
Got eliminated by Porco today in the Hockey Euroleague.
Sporting has a rich history you paneleiro
They already got several hockey euroleagues I think. Roller hockey is a meme sport anyway. Same for futsal.
Handball on the other hand is sweet and mildly relevant in Europe, and I'm glad we're slowly evolving there. Sporting got to the 1/8 finals in CL, Porto is in the EHF cup (EL equivalent) final four and Mad. SAD is in the Challenge cup final.
but nothing that can compare to the fucking clubs that arabs get hardons for like man utd, man city (although they were shit before arab money they were still in england), juventus, psg, monaco, bayern munich, etc etc
not to say that those are arab owned or were good before they were but which arab would pick us over juventus or man utd for example
our history is great, but when you compare to others it's not that good
Futsal and Hockey are both better than Handball.
Hey, Sportingconas!
Fucking Sporting screwing over my boys Chaves.
We're going to get relegated boys.
Not really feeling confident this next match.
when was the last time famalicão was in 1st division(primeira liga)
1994.
After Liverpool last won the league
I'd see we're on par with psg. They have no real history except for based Pauleta and Ronaldinho playing for them
actually yeah that's true, PSG has less history than us but right now they have the arab money and speedy ngubu and league trophies so everything will be rosy over there
We don't have 3 key players (no pun intended): Cadiz, Semedo and Berto. On the upside, Zequinha won't be acting as your 5th defender. Plus, the team might be mentally unstable after the last match. I really don't know what to expect. They could be moralized, or they could be one inch apart from a mental breakdown.
But at least a draw will suffice for us, as long as Porto doesn't lose to Nac10nal, and I trust they won't.
Oh and we're bringing 6 buses with bloodlust fans and probably a few more crazier ones who'll be travelling by personal vehicles. And we'd bring more buses if not for fucking 13 de Maio. Fucking velhos and their religion.
Chaves is playing at home and got a better team and coach than we do. I just hope Rio Ave is out of the EL fight by tomorrow lol
Who would you guys prefer to make EL? Which team would have a better chance of getting those juicy coefficient points.
Chaves is known for choking hard at the last games, we blew promotion so often the last 5 matches.
Last time I saw Chaves in the Premier I was a kid, so I was really happy knowing that they got promoted, would break my heart if they got relegated so soon.
guimaraes, others dont have enough players to compete
this, i'd say that moreirense would be fun to watch but of course, no UEFA license so it's guimaraes
I think it's a nice club, with some history in /tugão/, and a passionate fanbase. They represent a whole region in the top flight with potential to fight for higher spots. Transmontanos who sympathize with GD Chaves should support this team more actively.
Boavista, because they're /strongmind/, but it's too late for them to save /tugão/ this season.
I can only remember those austrian literally whos raping those larpers a few years ago.
Arabs could get disinterested if they continue faltering in cl. PSG has definitely been a failed project thus far
i wish a rich arab would inject money into my club porto :)
>wanting moor money
>being desperate for money and outside help for no reason
Stop being a fucking faggot
>4-4
>3-2
>4-2
Tugão can actually be nice when teams got nothing to fight for. No chicken shit bus parking, no time wasting faggotry. This lil' point mentality across most teams is one of the things ruining the league.
>quando descobres a música dois dias depois que o que se passa na letra acontece contigo
god I hate the current music scene, fucking wannabe niggers. Just get involved in some shooting and die like one.
Some coworker laughed at me because I didnt know who the fuck wet bed gang were.
>wet bed gang
had to google, 2bh
Did you had to google to find out they are just a bunch of niggers from lisbon/colonies? Just imagine how the videoclips go.
apparently, it's zoomer music
>wet bed gang
had to google, 2bh
hump, Im gonna bash his head in next time I see him
Wait until you listen, by accident (of course), to Taz and Loner Johny.
What's everyone saying about who else makes it to EL? Don't we only have 2 EL spots? (3rd and 4th place)
And the cup winner spot, but since Porto and Sporting have already secured european spots in the league, that's left for 5th place.
Winner of the cup gets a spot too. But because both have a better seeding, the 5th spot goes to the 5th placed in the league. Moreirense didnt complete the registration to qualify for the europa league, so it will be the 6th place. Moreirense probably dont want to end up like arouca our paços de ferreira so maybe thats the reason they didnt do it.
Forgot the 5th place gets the spot if the cup winner is already qualified. Thanks for clarifying.
I think it's rather because Moreirense needed liquidity to meet their budget. Football players and stadium maintenance cost a shit ton for smaller clubs. It sucks for the fans, because going to EL is always special for these clubs, but it can also be seen as safeguard against those examples you mention.
I miss Cardozo bros...
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That Benfica team was comfy with cardozo and aimar. Fucked our liedson-led Sporting every fucking time
Late night bump.
Hang Berardo
Not sports.
Not sports:
>music
>not sports
Pick 2
wew
Bruna bump.
speaking of zoomer music, if anyone’s still watching eurovision after the humiliation at the altice arena (or has ever watched eurovision) then portugal’s entry this year is gonna suck ass because we decided to be the world’s biggest faggot in a world’s biggest faggot competition, we’re gonna be laughed at again soon and I fucking hate it as someone who rated Eurovision highly before last year’s chicken shit (literally) results (and for sportinguistas things didn’t get any better as we lost to Marítimo, had alcochete and lost the cup final all in that same month)
but again this is not sports, but what can I say except Porto and Benfica win their games, sporting rolls over in exchange for the cup
I only watch Eurovision with my friends for the memes.
yeah it's for the memes too but it wants to be taken seriously and most do and that's why it's so fucked that we're gonna get humiliated once more
Nah who cares, it's a huge marketing gig for whoever wins and can be hosted for tourism.
Peak embarrassment isn't being shit at the Eurovision, it's hosting it and making a fool out of yourself, which we did.
99% of the participants just push EDM shit anyways and that's what wins most of the times, meanwhile we had breathtaking voices like the Opera from Estonia at the previous Eurovision which didn't even manage to take a top spot.
well yeah, hosting it and getting BTFO'd by europe was a humiliation that can only be topped by Austria 2015
however some people do care a lot about eurovision myself included, i've pretty much had a falling out with other fans considering they're all faggots or trannies and it's sad to see what this great contest has become, i'm not even gonna watch this year's contest (and that's been something i've been saying since may last year) because i just cannot stand it now, maybe in 2020 it'll be better but fuck this year's contest
guess i'll buy ear plugs
source on this angel pls
she's actually a devil, breh
/abrunamagalhaes
>ynr this shit
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>faggovision
who cares? only faggots, trannies and boomers take that shit seriously
eastern europeans, most of western europe and scandinavians do care
although scandinavians are fags and eastern europeans are well, eastern europeans
however portugal never cared because we sucked ass, we won, people cared, got btfo'd, nobody cares again
You forgot the australians.
women usually care a lot about eurovision
yeah, there's a reason why they're in it
fuck them tho
never specified it being men only but that is true
>would
I did vote for tiririca lad
No wonder tugas see brazilians as dumb. You even take proud in it.
>nobody cares again
And that's a good thing. Eurovision has a very annoying, tasteless and entitled fanbase which killed the show's prestige. I got to find that out browsing fan communities to see what were our boy Salvador's chances and later to see what they thought about our hosting.
>Eurovision has a very annoying, tasteless and entitled fanbase which killed the show's prestige
i couldn't agree more with you, although i always try to keep out of the way of the fanbase (all fanbases suck to a degree) there's no denying that their fanbase is horrible and atleast we were able to make eastern europeans and scandinavians seethe with our win and record breaking score, let's hope that it stands as a "fuck you" to europe for ruining this once great contest (i'd like to mention that RTP did a great job at hosting, we didn't deserve to host that well and yet get the wooden spoon)
For me it's Vin Diesel
>woman "journalist"
like clockwork
Did she really start a question asking about a face swap meme?
The absolute state of Portuguese "journalism" is a joke, I remember earlier this year a CMTV journalist asked Lage how much was his new wage and if it was fair.
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Portugal is unironically gonna get a good result.
if we can luck a final appearance i'll never watch this piece of shit ever again
O TSELELE
OH EEEEEE
EH OOOOOO
VITÓRIA ESSA MERDA É PRA GANHAAAAAAR
>Chaves is losing already
>commentator mention 2-0 most dangerous lead
Fuck this shit, passive supporters that only started to care when it was too late.
I was constantly talking shit about the Upper Management over Chaves current situation and I would always get bombarded by plastic fans telling me to fuck off, that even during bad times you should only talk sweet about them, now look at us...
Hate the mentality that if you're not 100% supportive and always a YES MAN you're not considered a true supporter and fan of the club.
If Chaves loses today but defeats Tondela's meme magic next week can they be saved?
lads i miss when sporting were in title fights, 2016 feels like literally yesterday but it’s been 3 years ;_;
Mathematically yes, they will end ahead of Tondela if Chaves wins, but like I said above, these shitters always choke during the end stages of the season, so:
>implying Chaves will win against Tondela
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For us, it's the reverse. The upper management in VFC is constantly bombarded, but that's understandable after all the cunts we had managing us in the past. What I hate is how people who are always criticizing the president, suddenly like him just because he said some mean words about Varissimo after the Boavista match. Fuck'em.
that was the moment we knew it would be NEVER EVER
it’s still better than finishing 3rd every year
but do you know who it’s NEVER EVER for too?
liverpool
Hoje ganha OPORTO
Soares dias refballing us hard, what a cunt
Clear dive, thanks VAR
see y'all next year
FUCK REFS
FUCK THE LEAGUE
FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK SPORTTV
FUCK JOURNOS
>FUCK SPORTTV
didn't ElevenSports get the right for the Liga NOS from 2019-20 onwards or am i just imagining things
that would be nice, I just wanna see sporttv burn
In other news, Vitória Guimarães secured the last EL spot after beating fake Belenenses 5-1
Haven't seen that anywhere but if it was true i'd buy it, it's the only reason I haven't yet
>VSC stays in the Primeira
I want to die
Fuck, I meant VFC
Porto is on, where's everyone?
This is a Benfica board.
we all know how the game will go already
saving the memes for the benfimeme slip
Who cares about Porto
i'm on
watching meme hockey
It was just a cheeky bump, thread was on page 10. Let's at least keep it alive for Rio Ave-Benfica
based, cheers for that
i was thinking on posting something about the euroleague final but this is a football general so i decided not to
all portuguese euro final even if it's another sport, still fits in /tugão/
>he isnt watching the game whilst playing with his team
Post yfw Porto loses its 12th (TWELFTH) Euroleague final
This.
that's true, this is still a /tugão/ final
sporting leads porto 3-1
that's where you're wrong
i'm watching the euroleague final while playing FM18 with sporting
how's the title fight going
I'm doing that but instead of watching the Porto game i'm shitposting on Yea Forums
Its still very early im only 10 games in
i wish you the best of luck, boavista is a fun team
also in euroleague news
Sporting leads 4-1, had a goal invalidated, goes on and makes it 4-1 anyways
Sporting is too good.
My striker is a fucking 1 footed nigger and cant score with is left. Its so frustrating
for a while porto was dominating (i think before getting the 1-1 and then a few minutes after) but then sporting took control and it was off from there, we go into the break 4-1 to sporting
tell ngubu that his performance sucks
beware of him chimping out tho
Might as well just pay your respects or spit on their grave.
S
what was even the point of them being here
Sporting was also pretty dominating against Benfica yesterday. >We almost came back but Sporting scored another one.
S
But at least they gave me a game I'll never forget, 10-0.
yeah, i'm surprised that we didn't let it slip but oh well, atleast there's (some) fairplay in this rivalry
not much, but it's some
fucking diving nigger, enjoy 2a liga cunt
MODALIDADES are not taken as seriously as football, both by fans and athletes. There's not as much money involved. Yesterday, there was a V.Setúbal-Boavista in handball, both teams fighting for promotion. The game ended 26-26, with Boavista taking profit since they're above in the table. But in the end, they bowed to us fans, praised our atmosphere and the fact that we're capable of filling the arena stands in 2nd division and we applauded them in return for the fair play. We're most likely not gonna make it this year, but I trust we can do it next year.
well yeah, it's a sad thing that modalidades are seen as second rate even though they're pretty fun to watch, portugal will always be a footballing nation, that's why a loss in football hurts more than a loss in let's say hockey or futsal
but hey, atleast sometimes it's just fun to watch something that isn't football, specially when you support a club that isn't as good as it should be in football but pretty strong elsewhere
>they're pretty fun to watch
They are indeed, and much cheaper than hoofball.
i wish i could see zbording do a 10-0 result, we got close against belenenses but nacional da madeira were so extremely bad
but hey, atleast someone got to see it, i think we all laughed with benfica, god damn nacional sucked, deservedly going down
>nac10nal
Have a nice life, Nacional, and never fucking return
We play like absolute shit, literally give you two goals, but still win 4-0
>70 (seventy) goals conceded
yeah, good riddance
>portugal will always be a footballing nation
No one really cares about sports, least of all football. The only thing the average portuguese cares about is his team winning, no one really cares about the sport being played.
they will still never be as bad as casa pia (>2 points) but they sure fucking tried
is that the most goals conceded in the league or has there even been a bigger cocksucker in history
redpilled, this is true when you think about it
>is that the most goals conceded in the league or has there even been a bigger cocksucker in history
There might have been several worse teams, back when scores like 9-0 or 8-1 were usual. Conceding 70 goals in this time and age is ridiculous.
The record belongs to Sanjoanense, from the 46/47 season, 118 goals. The thing is, back then it was a bunch of literal farmers and factory workers playing against semi-professional players who had at least some time for training, so the reason for the gulf is explainable. Nacional does not have this excuse, being a professional side.
>46/47 season
That's a Peyroteo season, no biggie
yeah, i was doing some digging and 118 goals was the record
that's excusable cause, as you said, they were regular joes
however Nacional are professional athletes, the only squad that has conceded more goals this millennium is Estrela da Amadora with 74 goals in 2003-04
a 5-0 loss against fake Belenenses and Nacional da Madeira is officially the team with the most goals conceded since 2000
However, the per capita cocksucker award belongs to Salgueiros in 44/45 who manage to concede 110 goals in just 18 matches. Now that's some elite cocksucking
No man, they just sucked against everyone. Losing 8-0 to Elvas and 9-0 to Estoril is inexcusable, even for them at the time. At least Sanjoanense played in 26 matches, so they don't look as bad as the team I mentioned above.
>110 in 18
god damn, i think they take the crown of elite cocksuckery
sanjoanense can take the wooden boot
Get the fuck in here, toupeiras. Rio Ave-Benfica in 3 bings
Rio Ave officially got nothing to fight for, since Vitória Guimarães has secured the last EL spot. But we all know how JOGO DA MALA works.
FORÇA BENFICA
still the greatest ever hockey team in Portugal and second in the world only to Barça
i can live with that
the /tugão/ final has ended as Sporting take their 2nd Euroleague title after a 5-2 win over Porto
a superb display by Girão meant that Porto couldn't make the most of their chances count despite having dominant spells throughout the match
GOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Why? Because they reached more finals? Does that only count when it's Porto?
Lucky goal but still, Rafa has been nothing short of amazing this season.
Inferno da Luz is wherever Benfica plays.
Holy shit did anyone see the absolute state of the broadcast, couldn't see shit for like 2 minutes kek fucking smokefags
i swear it was the same way during Sporting vs Benfica in January 2018
>João "Féliche"
is Benfica becoming the Portuguese Celtic?
Este Coentrão é um caceteiro do caralho
Coentrão is one of those players you can only like if he's playing for your team
what a massive faggot
Can't wait for Sport TV to fuck off for good, hate their low quality shit and garbage """""commentary"""".
I would pay double the subscription fee for having a channel with NO COMMENTARY, just the sound of the game and stadium in general.
I bet it's frustrating to be go from one of the best fullbacks in the world to a mediocre player in a mid-table Portuguese club.
i'd just like to say that Belenenses won 8-1
the real one, beating CD Estrela
twitter.com
>having a channel with NO COMMENTARY
now that's a dream
German commentary is so based
usually just one really chill guy occasionally saying a player's name
Agreed. Same for Pepe, Maxi, Quaresma, etc.
And then being quiet for 2 minutes.
I've seen a couple of Benfica games with a stream that had no commentary and only had the sound of the stadium, can't remember what channel it was being streamed from tho.
those are gambling site feeds I think
Sometimes when I go check match highlights on redd*t, there's clips with no commentary. Don't know where they get those streams from but I've never watched any.
How do they get the live feed without commentary?
The commentary and the video feed are being processed on two different channels, wouldn't surprise me that they sold the rights to some of the recordings or feed to third parties.
There are also channels that support turning commentary off, BBC if I'm not mistaken?
No commentary here: tsporv20.ucoz.club
Unfortunately not acestream.
wish my grandpa hadn't forced me to become a Benfica fan so I wouldn't have to watch this piece of shit league
wish someone would strangle that fucking drummer
i unironically watch this league the most because i don't support clubs all over
fuck that, i only need one club to ruin my day and that's sporting
Tfw my whole family supports Sporting, my dad has 8 siblings which all support Sporting.
He is the only one that decides to support Benfica instead, so that's how I escaped the JUST lifestyle.
Thanks dad, you're the best.
Based dad.
Félix is so good
being a sporting fan must be so depressing
is there a more pathetic club in world football? (honest question)
FELIX WHY
Neverkusen 2bh
Schalke and PSV
you know what, i ain't even mad, you made your choice and you won
in terms of a single season, neverkusen
in terms of a club itself, sunderland
What the fuck was that
Fuck PSV. We lost a European Cup final against them.
GOLOOOOOOOOOOO
Sure, but how would you stomach losing 10-0 against your rival?
Get fucked Coentrão
Isn't that an offside?
100 bucks on coentrao getting a red this match
Woops, I actually meant to say Feyenord, not PSV
And a clear penalty before it.
Just fucking hand the cup to Benfica and end this circus already, it's clear that's what they want.
Yes, unless they consider that a pass or control of possession by the goalie.
That makes more sense. Literally the Dutch Sporting.
that's never a pen seethe more porco
WE DINDU NUFFIN
He barely places his hand on his back, countless of times a penalty hasn't been given to any team with that interaction.
That's only a penalty in midget football where they have huge balance issues to begin with.
Why is Juve playing with the new kit already?
Also, it looks even worse in movement.
kek
I don't think that's a clear pen, but I don't see how Félix isn't offside
>embaixo
Didn't really pay attention to the goal itself, just looked at the possible foul.
Anyone got a webm?
I hope everyone kept their stream on, Freitas Lobo is absolutely fuming with the "penalty" HAHAHAHHAHA
>Freitas Lobo
porco nojento que se diz do braga
Watching a comfy no commentary stream.
Also this:
Too bad the stream without commentary someone posted earlier isn't working for me or I'd be watching it aswell.
I was the one who posted and it's working for me. Found another one on Footybite though, try it: mygoodstream.pw
Thanks this one works
Ripped the goal from Abola:
cache01.stormap.sapo.pt
Both the GK and a Defender are in front of Félix, so no offside.
The one that could had been offside is Pizzi, but he seems to be on line with the last defender, pic related.
O preto ainda não começou a cair já tá aos berros. Que lol.
Félix is clearly offside and the save by the goalie doesn't reset the position. By the rule Félix is offside
Very sloppy game from Benfica.
almeida a foder linhas defensivas é um clássico
A sporcotv não se esqueçe de mostrar repetições com o Benfica. Ainda bem.
It has been that way since Gabriel got injured. Florentino and Samaris can't link with the forwards like Gabriel did.
This. It's not a penalty, but it's def off-side. If the VAR analysed the goal, it's clear refball.
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>Félix is clearly offside and the save by the goalie doesn't reset the position. By the rule Félix is offside
Let me move my goalpost, you're right about your remark, the goalkeeper didn't even do a save though, Pizzi did not touch the ball the GK held the ball and let go off it causing it to rebound to Félix.
So maybe they didn't whistle an offside because they interpreted it as player error instead?
>they didn't whistle an offside because they interpreted it as player error instead
Basically this, the keeper fucked up.
>Almeidinhos
There's an up-close angle that shows the goalie never grabbed it. It hit his chest then his thigh. It's the same as if it hit his hand or the post, he never had possession. So definitely offside imo. We'll see what Juízo Final says
>the save by the goalie doesn't reset the position
He grabs it and lets go. It resets.
He never grabbed it. He never had possession
>almeida
How did Almeida miss that holy shit
I can't stand it anymore. How can this unworthy of a mid table team player, have hundreds of games starting for Benfica. It's unbelievable.
If we only had Bernardo Silva, melhor lateral do mundo.
He's only good to have as a backup player, used to be that way but for some reason he's our main RB now, unbelievable. Maybe instead of wasting millions on that Barcelona flop we should fucking waste it on a young but promising RB.
Or just promote Tomás Tavares to the main team, that should do the trick
Rubén might have to pull out the heater if Hugo Miguel doesn't start calling this shit down the middle
>Tomás Tavares
Is he any good? I remember Alex Pinto was supposed to be the Almeida upgrade but I haven't heard about him in ages.
That would require a competent president, instead of the room temperature IQ conman currently in charge...
He's good, at least against lesser competion. Has potential, though, being 18.
>Alex Pinto
He was never that great. At best, he'll become a Fyssas. That's who he reminds me of.
SAMARIS IS BASED
*ahem* *ahem*
FUCK PORTO
Samaris has a qt ass my dudes, no homo.
how is that not a yellow
They must lead a shitty life, when even a fallen club like ours still causes so much butthurt.
Lizards, we don't like Benfica, learn that shit for once.
>ESFEROVITE
FODASSE
has samaris still not signed da ting?
fuck vieria
and fuck vitoria for not playing him
OH COENTRÃO
VAI PRO CARALHO
O Vitória, como boa filial do porco, merece a Segunda. Assim que lá for parar, nunca mais volta a subir.
>3mil a year
He can fuck off. For that kind of money we can do better. Love the guy, but he needs to compromise if he really wants to stay as much as he says.
Florentino is gonna drive Lage insane, fucking hell
Didn't Corchia play a few matches in the EL? I remember him being pretty decent.
>They must lead a shitty life
no shit, all we want is a league title but i don't think we'll see that so soon
i'd say 2025 at least but honestly who even knows if i'll see it in my lifetime
The RB needs to be amazing so that AA can fuck off. He and pizzi are the permanent fags of the team.
Too injury prone, injured half of the time he was here and he's like 27 already.
He's injured, sadly.
Florentino had an incredibly shitty game today.
With AA I agree but Pizzi? On his day he's one of the best players in our league.
Sure, but even when he's on a down month, he's untouchable. That's what I mean.
Ó PIZZI Ó PIZZI Ó PIZZI Ó PIZZI
>>>/abola/
Oh boy.
>Almeida caught napping again instead of pressuring
>another 10min of clench
wew almost forgot about this feeling
Imagine having a decent RB and not having to go through these things. Amazing.
I will never ever rate pizzi
nice little player but there's just an aura of weakness around him
Rio Ave is playing hard
>empurra 2 jogadores e queixa-se de mão na bola depois de fazer falta
este gajo é literalmente a definição de um preto burro
jogo da mala
If not for the ref, Benfica would have lost this match.
>cervi in
Why?
defends more than rafa at this point i assume
It's only jogo da mala if Benfica wins
>muh intensity
Only possible explanation.
Sim, és lagarto. Já sabemos.
quantas dioptrias tens?
Don't mind me just waiting for the the based Primeira League leaders poster
well, 2 points heading into the final day of the season
atleast we're gonna have a title fight this time, so good luck to both Benfica and Porto, i'll just go pretend that football doesn't exist for a week now
just kidding i'm used to pain i'll watch benfica win the league for the 37th time if they don't slip but again, they aren't >us so they probably won't
Thank fuck it's over. What a shit match by us.
36. A caminho de 37.
based farmers league
Subs were terrible. Almeida is awful and responsible for two goals. Rio Ave is a good, Mendes sponsored team.
One draw away.
We've got the taça amigo. The domestic double is still on for based keizer
we do, that's why i said week not "until august"
however i just don't want this jinxed please we need this after last year
Lmao at Coentrão
disse dioptrias nao sao pontos de qi. Com 36 nao vias uma porta numa parede. Mas podias arbitrar
>keizer
As a glorioso Benfiquista, I never understood some of the hate this guy got. He did a really good job, considering what he has. Won a trophy, is in the Taça final. Must be the whole picked by Vagands the usurper thing.
Someone with the skills should make a montage of the defender mistakes and dubious calls of these past few Benfica matches.
This shit cannot be a coincidence, Boaventura has been hard at work.
kek
Team is unstable, I'd give him another year. Replacing managers every six months will get us nowhere. That's how we dumped jardim without really giving him a chance.
He's pissed
ahem, I present to you the 2019/2020 portuguese champions
"Há penálti, resta saber se a falta é dentro ou fora da grande área", Freitas Lobo dixit
fack off, jews
Never ever
i never understood the hate either, i guess it was because he just came from buttfuck nowhere, wasn't even Portuguese so he didn't know shit about our football and had no experience, and despite the early rise, he fell hard but now he's doing just alright
not sure if he's gonna have the players to keep it up next year as is sporting tradition to sell our best players before they do anything with us
>That's how we dumped jardim
i swear he managed the entirety of the 2013-14 season and then left to go to monaco, we didn't dump him
BdC didn't want Jardim to go. Leonardo simply chose the money.
O MAIOR QUE PORTUGAL!
DEICHEM PAÇAR
É O BENFIQUA QUE É O MAIORE DE PURTUGAAAAL
>Mas podias arbitrar
Ah, tão explicados os penalties para o popoting.
My mistake, but it's so stupid how the rumour mills were going about how we were going to bring him in. And if Monaco dumps him it wouldn't surprise me. Just seems like a sporting move
Vê-se o melão daqui mano.
Já cheira a Benfica Campeão
He's a close friend of Varandas. It was Jardim who suggested Keizer to him, according to the press.
I just want to give keizer a chance. I need to see him start dropping Portuguese words in interviews
you stink of newfag who can't handle banter
Juízo Final saying that Félix is offside and florentino fouled the Rio Ave player
Please benfiquistas, explain to me how that wasn't an offside without resorting to whataboutism. I'm waiting.
yeah, i do think that we had a chance to bring him back cause he was good mates with Varandas, Keizer ended up being his suggestion and well, i think it's too early to say if Jardim is our greatest ally or if he's gone insane, but i want to see Keizer stick around cause he's not that bad as some fans make him out to be, he can't win them (specially with a weaker squad than last year)
I could see these idiots saying fire keizer saying fire jardim after seeing his stifling defensive style in action. And we don't have money like Monaco to buy and develop talented young French nigs
Can't. The VAR must've only analyzed the penalty.
listen, we're officially in the "para o ano é que é" phase, let's just try to get the cup win (and i'm not feeling optimistic at all for that) and focus for the next season, hopefully get 2nd but 3rd as usual would be alright i guess
Nothing surprises me with this club anymore
it really doesn't
except a league title, winning the league is the most surprising thing we can do and that's why it doesn't happen
More than 10 years in this hellhole.
How can he be offside if the keeper touches the ball and initiates another play?
Florentino was outside the area
>keeper touches the ball and initiates another play
Have you started watching football today?
in the first play Félix didn't interfere even tho is "offside"
O Pizzi, quando remata a bola, está à frente do Félix. Não é fora de jogo. Vocês estão todos a ver o Félix no ínicio do lance, quando a bola vai para o Pizzi.
The goalie never has possession. Pizzi never touches the ball either. So Félix gained an advantage because he started in an offside position from the initial pass which drifted to the goalie, the goalie then tries to cover the ball but fucks up and it hits his chest then thigh. The goalie never had possession and Pizzi never touched the ball. So by the law it goes back to the position of the players from the initial pass or shot. By the rule book it's offside even the former ref on Juízo final said it's clearly offside
He gained an advantage by being in that offside position to get to the ball before the goalie could
Even if we won the league we'd never repeat it because we'd sell all the important guys who won us said league and leave all the scrubs while still marketing them as league champions.
>The goalie never has possession
If he grabs the ball, he has possession.
He didn't grab the ball. He tried to cover it but failed. It hit his chest then thighs. That's not possession
true, but atleast we'd all rest a bit easier
for another 18 years
but atleast we saw a league title right
That's true. It's just the way of a sportinguista that you can never be truly fulfilled
Well, once the highlights are available, I'll see it properly.
there's always that bit of luck that is not there, that thing that we could've done that we didn't, all the ifs that surround us on a yearly basis, we never know where the end is, if there's even an end to this, but atleast we'd be content with another league title, only problem is when that'll come
This is seared into my memory forever in the bank of what could have beens
youtube.com
>é incrível
This is the moment I knew we are all living in a simulation
J U S T
oh and you think it isn't in mine either? i literally have ptsd-like flashbacks to that moment out of the blue while doing literally anything, i'm 100% sure that the last thing i'll see before i die is bryan ruiz fucking sky it from point-blank range, god fucking damn him he should've had his contract terminated on the spot
and this is the thing i'll see when i wake up on the day that i die
KEK
You know I like Bryan Ruiz too. He had a sweet left foot, but I can't respect him after that.
Based and Redpilled
What did he mean by this?
damn, made me think
portuguese alex jones
alexandre jonas
i never really liked the bastard and that never made me like him either
I really enjoyed him putting those faggot italians out of the wc
ok yeah that was based
but i meant at sporting
Can someone tldr me on why the FUCK does this thread have almost 450 replies?
he's right you know.
Please watch our league.
Maybe you should watch our league to find out
We poortuguese people care about our football, even tho the globalists are killing our families with the radical lefties and sheit
we're clearly too busy shitposting while the globalists are ruining our families
Are you assuming their gender. That's a yikes from me
Leave if you're a dinamofag.
BIG LEAGUE CONFIRMED
WATCH IT
being a globalist, ruining people families and convincing people to watch football gets boring so we come here to shitpost
you lot shatpost hard today - impressive
too bad the season is almost over now that we had just gained proper momentum
During the summer we can talk about transfer rumors and pretend Sporting is gonna be a title contender
>pretend Sporting is gonna be a title contender
JUST
This. /tugão/ feat. /trans/ will be based.
I'm guessing Silva will get the job
van gaal would be based
>come back after a few days
>/ourleague/ now has a general
what the fuck happened?
Been happening for a couple of weeks.
it's happening.
Part of the league's marketing strategy. I'm paid to shill the league on chinese cartoon imageboards. I can safely say it now that it's revealed to be a success.
Use this you faggots. I didn't make it so people would keep using the old one.
It's kind of sad how delusional some people are, specially how biased they are, even though there is a "league" they hold in high regard placing them third...but I get it...those types of ranks or placements are only relevant when they benefit your side...
Yeah but are you aware of the globalists trying to ruin your family
wow the brasileirão is a fucked league
I'm the faggot who made the original the other user posted.
Thank you for making this, baseado.
Posso guardar esse meme numa disquete e utilizá-lo posteriormente?
À vontade, camarada. Não é da minha autoria.
são uns coitadinhos, não há dúvida
são os mesmos que vão patrulhar os aliados para que nenhum benfiquista lá ponha os pés
mas ninguém os chateia no marquês
foda-se, essa pic já circula há anos aqui
meme thread for a few days
then sporting slips vs tondela at home
then a bit of MODALIDADES
then hard fifica refball and ensuing shitfest
nice trolling by the greek.
Foda-se
I saw the highlights and he touched the ball with two hands at the same time. If that doesn't count as holding, I don't know what will.
that would be a whole new level of CRINGE
>points at benfica's crest
based
Gotta give them a discount, imagine bottling such a big lead and losing twice vs your rival kek, Belenenses took more points off Benfica than Porto
Wait until you see the country.
mandatory 7-1 post.
uh, Belenenses is playing in distritais, friend
honestly can't wait for the big match of the last day:
Tondela-Chaves
What will it be like when Sporting finally wins the league?
Roll credits, save to the memory, prompts if you want to keep playing another season.
we also discussed our eurovision contestant for this year
Boa noite mpts
Bruna bump.
Bom dia mpt
i'd laugh at this but then i think that we probably had something like this waiting at braga during the final game of the 15-16 season
ofcourse you had, itd be stupid not to
its not like its the club antecipating a win or anything, its just the league preperations because its still mathematically possible
this t b h
nothing wrong with that, you have your own city, celebrate there
if it happened in lisbon i couldnt care less also
bandwagoners dont have rights
>loses 9 points out of a possible 61
>finishes the league with 85
>bottles
lmao, you just refballed extra hard this year
the matches with braga, moreirense, feirense, rio ave, and maritimo are proof enough we would already be champions in a decent country
yeah, i wonder if anyone has taken any photos of it
Boas, malta.
Boas, garoto.
Having herb crusted panados do local Meu Super. Very nice.
barcelona has a chequered kit but they still wouldn't beat boavista in a cold, rainy night at the bessa
Porco literally refballed half their games. You suck. That's all there is to it.
Where would you rank Meu Super in your supermarket power rankings?
It's just a small Modelo, which is a small Continente. Pretty decent, but just for basic stuff.
>thread reached bump limit
good job bros
UM FIO NOVO