/heem/

*blocks your path*

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>mfw the MVP meme ends tomorrow

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>MVP
Why do people care about cans in second rate organizations? Might as well watch women's basketball

who is you're favourite female fighter?

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MVP beats adesanya

This image is cursed.

Ben Askren SUCKS.

>hype-job in MMA
>goes to UFC
>only wins via refball

>hype-job in wrestling (wrassling (amateur-wrestling (wrastling)))
>faces an actual wrestler
>gets bemolished

Bet the rent on Masvidal.
Khabib would fucking destroy Askren.

If you chose Khabib over Conor, then fuck you, you fucking cuck. He's a Muslim. Do you like MOSLEMS? The invaders? The child-rapists? The cartoon-jihadists? Typical basedboy redditor Khabib-fan. CONOR AND PROUD. Feels good knowing that Conor is still young.
Hey, the only reason Khabib won is because Conor has already conquered MMA and now doesn't care too much to train hard. He conquered MMA and won so much money (because he was so dominant and ebin) that it is no longer humanly possible to be motivated to fight any more.
Imagine "beating" your opponent by giving him so much shit that he doesn't care if he loses. Is that really a "win"?
If Khabib had faced Conor during Conor's ascendency, Conor would have flushed him. 50 G'S BABYYYYY.

I am disgusted by quite a few of the upcomign cards. Too much WMMA, Women who leave the house should be raped, let alone be allowed to join a sports, LET ALONE BE ALLOWED TO GET BROADCAST ON UFC. I pride myself on watching the early-prelims through to the main card (or through to where my parlay gets fucked), but even I, a longtime UFC fan dating back to Gus-Texeira, am finding it hard to find the motication to start at the early-prelims. Is this what you want, Dana?

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WHERES CERRONE'S SON

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Imagine being a grown adult and still playing dress up cowboy LMAO
tony will kill this faggot

Calm down spaz

Punished, non caps Tony might actually kill Cutboy

calm down retard, khabib is in Dagestan and not in some other european country like the welfare migrants

Moraes
Guida
Holobaugh
Spann
Ferreira
Alves
Aldo
Cannonier
Andrade

Here are your 100% guaranteed money-back winners. I'd put Ferreira at 110%.

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I'm a bit worried for my boy Tony desu, Dad Cerrone isn't an easy fight

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Road to championship aint easy

>José Aldo in 2015+4
this is literally the only meaningful fight on the entire card lmao

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Goddamn he fer sure got cte from this @4:20
youtube.com/watch?v=SC_AM7wMVHw&feature=youtu.be&t=261

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Aldo gets heemed soon

We'll never notice and when he's 40 he will be discarded
youtube.com/watch?v=gxYO33XpT04

Aldo made a career from dabbing on manlets. It's going to be a replay of Aldo/Edgar

>Yea Forums's making fun of /heem/ again

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>caring what a bunch of pedos think
ISHIGGY

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>asscream

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Khabib is dodging Tony so he can retire undefeated and say he's the goat, muslims are scum

>ferguson vs cowboy
Why? Just why

probably finalizing mcgoober rematch deal as we speak

he will probably chimp out and kill conor

If Ferguson wins the wall is never happening

MVP literally loses to any decent wrestler in UFC. I think Lima is gonna get knocked out trying to get the takedown, but I'm hoping Lima wrestlefucks him the entire fight and ends his meme.

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>Max is huge for the division and one of the best strikers in the UFC.

volkanovski's heavier then Max and has a longer reach then both of them

Cringe

>no panic wrestling
Joanna pls. PLS.

Valkanovski is literally just Mendes but better, has nowhere to go but up.

When does it start?

me on the right

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why do fags hate him for being religious? why does it upset you so much

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Because he's a complete fuck-up and a hypocrite.

please stop replaying this
my heart can't take it
i've seen it everywhere for a full week

she looked so shocked and hurt when they woke her up :(

4:40
>tfw you get heemed so hard your brain decides to heem itself

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*wins*

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>when they woke her up
She didn't go to sleep, she was pulling guard and humping the ref's leg. But yeah, this was basically an interim champ fight, losing is emotional.

>closed her eyes
Why. Super basic stuff. Come on.

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but he's wholesome and the goat

Anyone have webms of rear naked choke escapes in MMA it seems people don't even try to fight it they just make that retarded face and get ready to tap

I’d put Ferreira at 0% since he isn’t even fighting, retard

A good Christian is allowed to make mistakes so long as they repent and try deep in their heart to better follow Christ. Jones is based and will always be the GOAT to anyone paying attention.

>LE BASED BONES IM SO IRONIC LOL LE WHOLESOME NATTY GOAT HEHE ;)

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man imagine the smell

>Spann
he's fighting the Nog that can actually box though

>rear naked choke escapes
There aren't any that exist

Theyre both flushed old farts

>a good christian is allowed to drive high from their drug dealer to their home, hit a pregnant woman on the way there, not call the ambulance , and return to steal her stuff to pretend its a robbery, still not calling an ambulance, and then lie when asked about it until proven otherwise

Just happened pretty recently. Think it was between Mitchell and Moffett

Anything interesting happen at either weigh-in?

Andrade gave Rose a rose.
One of the filler WMMA fighters missed weight sporting a mom-bod.

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Then why does Conor still have a shit gas tank?

Uh oh

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quickly changed his mind, or was it even him all along

>believing this low effort post

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He deleted it

>Champ Shit Only
>no hashtag
I'll give you a 4/10 for trying

>Jones does all this and isn't in prison for 10 years
White privilege at it's finest.

Individuals that need religion in their lives are usually the most troubled.

>No #SnapInTuit
>No sunglasses emoji
Fake
Gay
Cringed
But redpilled

Rose Namajunas vs. Jéssica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Irene Aldana vs. Bethe Correia

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Andadre
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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Andrade
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

Lol I mean I don't know how I'm supposed to prove that it's real. He also tweeted this shortly after
twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1127010648880103424?s=20

Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Correia

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Thug Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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Andraj
Cannonier
Aldo
Staropoli
Correia

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how is this a PPV?

How do I get Jessica Andrade to become my girlfriend

Nobody:
Brazilian Fighters: I'm weady!

Andrade
Cannonier
Jose "THE GOAT" Aldo
Alves
Correia

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Andrade
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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DC is ducking Jones at heavyweight since he literally commit suicide if he loses his Heavyweight title to Jones

Jose Namajuana
Spider Silva
Rose Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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Jones has stated in interviews he doesn't want to fight DC at heavyweight.

The Aldo meme ends tonight

Aldo makes a run for the belt again after his unanimous decision win tonight.

Yep. And wins the trilogy too. Wakey-wakey, Max.

>Silva's getting heemed tomorrow
Bros... I can't take it, I cannot watch this event at all...

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Aldo will win a controversy decision while heem screams it was a robbery. KEK

Screencap this, boi.

Silva's defense looked solid even now, and Jared isn't as good at getting hits as Israel.
I can see this being an Anderson decision win.

For sure Cannonier is a munster my guy

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100% winrate at middleweight.

If Tony loses, he'll never have that title fight. Fuck you Dana, how can someone with an 11 fight win streak not have a title fight on his name. Nr 1 bullshit

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>Rose
>Silva
>Volkanovski
>Starapoli
>Correria

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For sure David Branch is a munster my guy

All memes aside, Rose is going to shuck and roll en route to a club n sub over Poo Poo Andrade

In many ways i would KO Rose

who's the opie of mma?

BRUH CHIMPS

youtube.com/watch?v=4ndtuYQHQIk

You’re asking me? I think it’s Brendan Schaub.

this little manlet it’s done

It really is a lose/lose fight. Fuck danal and fuck this semen slurping sport.

who do I cheer for?
>CTE Ceronne
>Schizoid Tony
Tough call lads.

Andrade wins rose loses

Guys I’m at Bangkok airport the next 11 hours. In how many hours does the prelims start. I’m retarded and can’t make up the time difference

>if

didn't jacare escape one vs hermansson?

Punished Cowboy a man denied his title

Tony ducked multiple fights he deserves nothing

Shouldn't underestimate Cowboy my man, what says, it's a lose/lose fight

Because it's so fake and transparent that it's almost an insult to actual religious people who actually try their best to be good people.
He uses it as a shield when it should be a sword

Jessica
Jared
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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Honestly what happens if Tony loses

Fuck yourself Ali

Prolly finna kidnap his kid and go to the Himalayas to train him away from the watchful eye of the government

truth hurts son

based

Khabib "my tummy hurts" Nurmagomedov is notorious for ducking Tony/

Khabib is a true champion and an ambassador for the sport

Tony is mentally unstable and should not be allowed to fight

Almost negative boobs

Rogan podcasts with other comedians are unlistenable
>"dude x animal is a BEAST"
>surface level commentary on some recent political event
>making fun of PC culture
>"have you ever tried DMT?"

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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Yeah but donald has a glass body and he can’t take pressure

Why are they going head-to-head with the UFC

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Will Neiman "Gracie" Stambowsky beat Rory?

Such a heartwarming moment desu.
youtu.be/D2NZVgwAHpA?t=348

No idea, this whole cards only has 2 interesting fights - the 2 main fights.
Literally whos can of course deliver good heems or dogfights, but there's no background on it since I don't know or care about any of these people.

Lol if you think Cerrone has a chance. Nate “The Bum” Diaz exposed him years ago

Fuck, I wish they would make out in the ring tonight

what does heem mean

heeminder this is an anti-muslim general

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who is the GOAT nigger stomper and why is it Roy Nelson?

it's better than the UFC card

HURRY end every muslim!

heem sleepy, as in "he is sleepy because he just got knocked out"

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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this is false information

This is one of the times where it makes sense, the main and co-main are both better than the UFC's

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Who is the best fighter who's not in the UFC?

the UFC is two 100 lb dykes and a 40 year old man

Mousasi

I bet I could take you down

you could never take me down, jon. and don't think you're gonna kick me in the head with your left leg either, jon.

Gooch
Cause Aldo-Volkan should be co-main

Rose
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Correia

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why dont people front flip over td attempts? our just jump over them?

feel free to shoot in than kid

>doesn’t even have a date of card on the promo poster
Bellator is so WaCk

Hose Nammer Nunes
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Bethe

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I'm just gonna hip thrust and slide out the back door, feel me?

Askren was out

then how did he win?

namanunes is a beast
hunner percent gawlta be on my mount rushmer
yungjengcheck, y'blockbuster

>Andrade
>Silva
>Volkanovski
>Alves
>Correia

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Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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Robbie verbally and emotionally tapped

So Tony has ducked
>Khabib x2
You don't just tear your muscle from the fucking bone and then come back a few months later, it doesn't work like that. He got cold feet a week before the fight and faked an injury so Khabib wouldn't beat the shit out of him.
>Max AND Dustin
"Muh mental health!" is a piss poor excuse, if Khabib or Conor tried to use this excuse you'd be calling them pussies
>Nate
>And is now trying to duck Cowboy
>And probably more we don't know about
And yet you fags still give him a pass because he's "le based redpilled /ourguy/! Epin autism man xD!!! Tony le type of guy" There's a reason he's fought nothing but bums. There's a reason he opted to fight flushed Pettis instead of a legit contender. He WILL be exposed. Whether it's Old Man Cowboy, Conor, or Khabib, it doesn't matter.

Rose Namajunas
Anderson Silva
José Aldo
Thiago Alves
Irene Aldana

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Cringemerican retard

>why yes, I do believe that Rose Namajunas will defeat Jessica Andrade in a bout of Mixed Martial Arts in the upcoming televised sporting event UFC 237 which is scheduled to take place in May 11, 2019 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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oh for sure, but unironically

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Chris BEANoit

Too much money + Whiskey

don't worry the leautismreddit man meme ends soon

>the only good fight in ufc 238 has been scrapped
fuck

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turn off your proxi hans

He didn't tear a muscle retard, he tore his LCL, which could take 3-4 months of recovery. I'm guessing he has the best physiotherapist helping him 24/7. He didn't take the Max/Dustin fight because why should he fight for another interim belt he never lost?
>quoting a fake tweet and bringing it as the truth
guess I took the bait

>defends title only three times
>one title defense is against HW Darren Till
>gets easily destroyed in first round by DC

Why are people acting like Stipe 100% deserves immediate rematch? You could make case for one title contender fight and then a title fight, but he absolutely does not deserve an immediate rematch.

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Rose Namajunas
Anderson Silva
Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves
Irene Aldana

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Does anyone have that post-226 image of Stipe working the Mcdonalds drive-thru?

Wonderboi is for sure a peach my guy. For sure don't get lose to Toilet Tyquil. For sure don't get knocked down by Toilet Till my man.

It feels forced and fake

>rose reach is 65
>andrade reach is 62
>rose height is 5'5
>andrade height is 5'2

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Is this the end of another cutbabby?

>Rose
>Cannonier
>Aldo
>Staropoli
>Aldana

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>He didn't tear a muscle retard, he tore his LCL,
Holy shit do you know what a ligament is, you low IQ chimpanzee? Or did you just not read what I wrote?

>He didn't take the Max/Dustin fight because why should he fight for another interim belt he never lost?
Because it's not the UFC's fault that he went and got himself injured. The world moves on. They aren't going to put the division on hold for a year just so they can try to have him fight Khabib again (which could likely fall though again anyways)
>Inb4 i-it's not his fault he got injured though!!!!
Bullshit. If he doesn't want fuck up his joints then he shouldn't be kicking pipes and deadlifting on yoga balls.

>quoting a fake tweet and bringing it as the truth
>M-Maybe I-If I close my eyes and ignore it, then it's not real!

Once you're out you can't win

The fuck

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People are actually picking Andrade? Seriously?

>joanna shampoo will surely beat namajuunas

Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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Didn't Pitbull already get heemed by Chandler not that long ago?

Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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Other Pitbull cazzie

Namajunas
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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heem is a casual central general

*blocks her vaginal cavity*

Stipe is the HW Weidman

Andrade
Anderson
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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schuab could pull of the shaved looked, desu

andrade destroying grandma was the reason for the pick

Why do shitskins love pitbulls so much?

Was it the better or the worse one of the two? Rarely watch Bellator.

>Volkanovski

Schaub
Schaub
Schaub
Schaub
Schaub

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KK hasn't been good for years

Brainlet niggerbreed for brainlet nigger rwces.

They are both shit

because they're the niggers of dog breeds

lol even claudia beat her

MVP does the business tonight please do not @ me casual scum

Holly is dodging Ladd

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This. Rory is his only tough matchup. In the tournament.

Is this shit card supposed to be way of stopping piracy? Its effective if it is. I'm only interested in seeing Volkanovski starch Aldo. Not sure its worth torrenting a 5GB video just to watch a fight that doesn't even last 5 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=A7nZFo6dCT0

>You don't just tear your muscle from the fucking bone and then come back a few months later
Yes you said muscle, while a ligament has the same components as a tendon, their precise composition and arrangement of matrix macromolecules differ to provide the specific mechanical properties
required by each structure to function effectively.
Like I said, it is possible to recover from a LCL tear within 3-4 months.

That was Bethe who missed weight and she was looking thicc

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Eugene Bareman is in Volkanovski's corner or no?

Yes. If no one wants to watch the card, then no one will pirate it. Dana is playing 5D chess.

when is she not my guy

I think the Aldo/Volka fight will be way closer than that

no way does Vol take him down and Aldo is way better on the feet. Aldo will easily win the 1st and Volka will have to hope his pressure wins him 2 and 3, unless he lands the big right which I don't see

Also being in Brazil even a 60/40 rd goes to Aldo, so I can see why the line is really close

based and ayypilled

so I turln to my bralther aln ask how do I look?

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Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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>Oh no I cannot fight Cowboy my knee hurts and I cannot fight Tony because my tummy hurts
Khabib's pull out game is strong I'll give him that.

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This is the female version of Virgin vs Chad.

Based. Khabib is a cutbabby.

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>while a ligament has the same components as a tendon, their precise composition and arrangement of matrix macromolecules differ to provide the specific mechanical properties
online.boneandjoint.org.uk/doi/abs/10.1302/1358-992X.97BSUPP_11.BSMB2015-015
Did you seriously just copy/paste from this website to make it seem like you knew what you were talking about? Did you not think I would figure this out, you dumb motherfucker? Lmaooooo.

I didn't say he tore a muscle, I said he tore the muscle FROM the bone, you illiterate cumwad. Please don't reply until you learn how to read.

Cerrone flushes Cowboy

imagine unrionically signing up for ESPN+ to watch this joke of a card

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Why does Brazil produce the best WMMA fighters?

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is the UFC going to put out shit cards now with their partnership with ESPN

i fucking hate ESPN

ESPN is literally MSNBC

>they put an X in volkanovski, Andrade and Silva
what mean by this

fuck ESPN

UFC sold out hopefully they crash and burn

>Champ Shit Only

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You guys don't actually think Namajunas has a chance tomorrow, right?

HE

WRESTLES

FRIGGIN

BEARS

DUDE

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you realize that fight is going to be like watching grass grow. i dont know how the UFC can justify putting tiny women as the main event. its going to be a shit show

>UFC just now started putting out shit cards.

Also, 236 was great.

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I invented this meme btw

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im just saying the cards now with their ESPN partnership are like x 1000 shitty

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>based Tony! he's so le weird and quirky, just liek me!

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>catches him flush on the chin with an overhand right
>Conor isn't even knocked down

Is Kebab a punchlet?

She's probably going to start crying when she hears the crowd chanting "you're going to die" and then she'll be out for a year or two because of the "ptsd" it caused.

AYY KEKd

What's wrong with quoting facts? And the injury still only required 3-4 months of recovery. Your bloodpressure is rising fatso, go for a walk

andrade beat nothing but cans

Absolutely nothing has changed.

Half of these goofs look like oblivion random character creation

Tony is Redpilled you faggot

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maybe oblivion based their characters after Bellator you ever though about that?

wake up khabib, the judges gave you the win

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BREHS!

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>Why are they going head-to-head with the UFC

It kind of makes sense when the UFC is putting on a dogshit ppv.

Brazil
Brazil
Brazil
Brazil
Brazil

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he has no real boxing skills whatsoever. he wings his jab out without any weight behind it and then throws this huge overhand right that he sits on so much it almost looks like he's going for a takedown

his footwork, distance control and head movement are all non existent

his neck extended chin back hand parry defense is really the worst thing about his stand up tho very hit-able

and it's a shame cuz these are all easy things to drill and he will eventually get exposed

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>What's wrong with quoting facts?
Nothing bud. I just thought it was funny how you tried to pass it off as your own. Usually when people quote other sources they'll use quotations or greentext or link to the website they got the info from, but whatever. I'm sure it was just a mistake. No big deal my guy.

>And the injury still only required 3-4 months of recovery.
Read my original post and then get back to me

Yeah his stand-up sucks. He talks about watching "Muhammad Ali highlights" to improve his boxing, even though he has a different body type than Ali, but it's probably the only boxer he's heard of and he's probably only allowed to watch footage of other muzzies.

It's a shame her face is so busted

The top two fights are better than anything on the ufc card and Hager vs the fat guy from game of thrones is one for the ages

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>Leave Jones to me.

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lol imagine paying money to watch wmma

I want to clap her brapper

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I don't make fun of your masturbatory activities

I dont hate him he is just boring to watch

>heemed thrice in one fight

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>gets made fun of for having a flat ass in the espn nude edition
>gets ass implants

>He talks about watching "Muhammad Ali highlights" to improve his boxing

kek'd

what a deluded fag

I havent paid for mma ever (that's a lie i did chip in on a couple ppvs)

The three heem special

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i don't even think andrade is 5'2 she looks shorter

hairy
eastern
european
men

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Whittaker got heemed at least seven times in his last fight with Yoel.

>sprawls on you and locks in an anaconda choke
heh -- nothing personnel kid

rose was 127 pounds out of camp jessica is thicker

OverHEEM

>Rose Namajunas
>Jared Cannonier
>José Aldo
>Thiago Alves
>Irene Aldana

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Emma is so cringe. They’re so nice it’s gay.

Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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So is BJ just gunna get tko’d by Guida in the first round or what

that's quite the big little man

heavyweight volkanovski heems cuckmier

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BJ finna dab on Clay and then win the belt back

Delete the one without a picture I accidentally posted the real pick is right below it

he's getting flatlined

BJ sleeps Guida in the first, kicking of an epic title run.

Imagine paying to watch mma at all

I want to see BJ getting heemed for another decade. He could make the history books as biggest tarnished legacy in MMA

would you believe in me if I told you I believe in myself?

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BJ gets knocked down but subs him from the bottom. /heem/ will be forced to apologize to him.

imagine being a world kickboxing champion and losing a fight to roxanne modafferi

i-is he still a manlet?

based and redpilled

youtu.be/14axzDbPYv0 @1:43 he's talking about his "jab" against Iaquinta and why it was because he watched Ali vs Fraizer too much kek. What's even worse is some fag believed him and made a video comparing the two youtu.be/PvObZncRwBg

Koral sprigs

jessica eye turned things around. anything is possible.

He's gonna heem Guida and then we're finally gonna get the superfight with Gil

Real talk, why is the UFC allowing Penn to still fight I can't believe he has any name value left?

Clay Guida is -700 oh no no noooo

UFC is using him and his cte'd brain. Probably took this fight for free just to get it.

>Koral sprigs
imagine growing up here yet making nothing of your life. he's in his mid 20s and got fired from city hall as their janitor:
zillow.com/homedetails/7572-NW-50th-Ct-Coral-Springs-FL-33067/42832834_zpid/

I believe they signed him to keep him away from Bellator's Hawaii events

makes sense

i wonder how much he is getting paid

Lol

uhm ok?

Champ shit only brehs, champ shit only...

>imagine growing up here yet making nothing of your life. he's in his mid 20s and got fired from city hall as their janitor:
I didn't get fired, our mayor expectantly passed away, Yes I didn't make anything of myself but I have plenty of time.

based

Gain employment Lukas. Don't be like Coral Springs, a man reduced to raking leaves after a hurricane to make ends meet.

Anywhere on the eastern coast of FL is a shithole. The western coast is where all the rich old kikes live.

Send him an email, he doesn't read replies.

That’s a tough question. I’d say, Brendan Schaub!

In many ways you are all sperges

Why is Dana White consistently putting my boys up against eachother so I have to watch one of them get heemed and flushed?
Tony and Cowboy are my original two boys, I hope the UFC matchmaker gets anally raped while his house burns down

Brendan Schaub? I thought so too.

Me calling you a neet hit a nerve hm?

thanks for that my hebrew nation friend

>your boy being Cowboy
based

>your boy being Tsperg
hyper cringe

you played yourself and deserve it

Hey Coral we should to meet up some time. I'm finally moving to Lake Worth full time in August. We need to get drinks some time bro.

>canboy is my original boy

oof

Is this card really worth losing some hours of sleep?

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no i'm just busting coral's balls i've been employed longer than you've been alive (18 year old zoomer) lol

happy birthday to based louis farrakhan btw

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Caz

Woah what happened? I thought you and spammy were bros...

not a chance it's horrible other than aldo i'm going to bed in a couple hours

Cringe

Oh dont worry hes still my sweetheart we're just kidding around
44 years old still on Yea Forums
YIKES

>unironically getting jostled on the net
lol

quit posting during your 5 min break at the factory ivan

Anyone here who did gymnastics as a kid? kinda wanna get back into it

I know some good leather bars, lets talk

Oh thank god

Airplane?

Nah sorry I'm not into that lmao

Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Aldana

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this wasn't meI'm down for a meet up. I'm no so hesitant anymore, I undestand I have no friends and could use some.

when is this starting for Europeans? Now it is 20 hours here, I guess in 4 hours or so?

>I'm down for a meet up. I'm no so hesitant anymore, I undestand I have no friends and could use some.
thats what i want to hear from derek lol

Yeah what's up bud, how's life been treating you?

lmfao

Stop acting like a pussy blud

Yeah i won't be back in FL for another few weeks but we should do it bro. Maybe get some other anons so it isn't so weird lmao

If I was in South Florida I’d hang with you Coral

"yeah this is my 18 year old internet friend from frankfurt"

you've ruined heem

God I hope BJ wins. When did he turn into such a can? He was so good

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This is why I won't give you my email

Regular cardio sessions increases the hearts capacity to maintain a healthy blood flow, giving you a fatter flacid hog
#themoreY’know

I'm down to go watch some fights so at least we'll have something to watch and talk about and it would cushion the awkwardness a bit

what's michael's instagram again

anyone want to do a meetup in tampa for the adam lambert concert?

Yes I did

...

Look for Michael Chandler vs Brett Primus 2

>BJ
>so good

>yes im a 44 year old estonian who posts on 4channel

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Rose looks like she'd give your dick a cramp if you stuck it in her.

Andrade
Silva
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Aldana

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Yea you're saying it's impossible to come back from that injury within a couple of months, I say it isnt. Have you seen how fast Ibrahimovic recovered from his ACL tear?

follow me please instagram.com/michael.1407/

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Andrade
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Aldana

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inbox

sophie you need pics

POO

nice car :)

Lol michael is literally drowning in pussy

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Even his loss is kino af.

sweet dreams are made of this

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LMAOOO youtu.be/WfEqAolZFB0 BASED JIMMY KIMMEL

Stop being autistic.

Eye went from losing split decisions to winning split decisions.

Who is Michael?

Where do you think you are

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Real ones would just smell that armpit and dip.

is this the most autistic general on 4changs?

I wish the 10 or so fags that like to pretend they're all friends here would just fuck off to discord or soc or something, these threads literally have nothing to do with MMA despite there being a ppv in like 3 hours

fit is

Derek
youtu.be/-L3Uvi9vBhw

tbf the headliner is two 90 pound women so I don't consider it worth discussing that joke fight

I have legs

N

they'll come in handy when you hop the us border you wetback zilch

why are you watching jimmy kimmel you fucking kraut faggot

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i already gave you a warning for your off topic posting cool your jets before the range ban

Rose
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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Stop bullying bro.

Michael how did you get that like did you stalk that woman

Anyone in houston want to watch the fights at bdubs tonight?

Stop acting tough

Ya seethin?

come to houston

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Derek you're a propper lad bruv innit

youtu.be/bDe7zcIsfoM?t=480

LUKASS what's your real name no trolling or you will be banned

youtu.be/ipKflTMBuo4
youtu.be/ipKflTMBuo4
youtu.be/ipKflTMBuo4
youtu.be/ipKflTMBuo4

take a nap now and wake yourself up for the last 3 fights

Joey

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can't wait for his conquest in the LHW division the king is coming back

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>wmma
lol

He'll miss lil nog and Moraes

I am, without irony, excited for rose vs andrade

B&R

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this nigga playing soul calibur lmao

do your homework kylie

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Doesn't the card start in like 8-9 hours? Thats more than "take a nap".

Derek, answer your emails

yikes

faggot

Andrade always brings the heat, definitely a throwback fighter

based conservative catholic mexican

proxy list is fucking shite blud i'm moving at dial up speed and not because of my legs

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>i'm moving at dial up speed and not because of my legs
LMFAO i love you

Nice to see the true GOAT getting the hespec he deserves

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how many bongs til BJ gets heemed for good?

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Rate my dinner

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looks good don't get the fries tho

why is your flag india but everything in the photo is in spanish

rare pepe

very central american. perhaps costa rican? do you speak spanish?

show your short brown legs you're probably shorter than karen montez

That was from my vacation in costa rica

Is Irene Aldana fighting on the main card? How many bongs

any artists here? looking for a kylie pepe and also a billie eilish pepe. max bench press for reps btw?

Andrade
Cannonier
Vilkanovski
Staropoloi
Aldana

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approximately seven bongs m8

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looks like the average street corner tranny

who's the twink mexican on the right?

god i wish i could watch the fights but i'm too busy larping as a cyber security expert for a defence contractor

meet me in mexico city for dia de muertos we'll see who can handle the walk

so it's not your dinner tonight?

always looks like she's wearing a mouthguard

Take your meds
No

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>dia de muertos
Dumbass can't even get it right, you're dumb and legless

I could heem all the discord beckies with one punch

He said it correctly you nationless pocho

im pretty sure thats right i literally went to it lol

look at the muscle in her face from the constant straining

nice pic of your mom hans

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

Join the /heem/ WhatsAppchat

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>yfw johnny walker used to train near my home

We have never thought he would go to UFC though.

I told you kemosabe, do not trust poo men

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Sorry, meant to post that in my diary.

>house

fix'd

Holy based.... I’m unironically in awe right now. Absolute freaks.

Rose looked a little shook if I'm being honest

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I bet I could take you down

>johnny walker
please mexico is killing me already

I'm still unsure if you're the american phone spammer...there's something for you to crack up about in class

When did this happen? Looks like absolute ments

Would RORYFAN/Mccray approve of this friend simulating?

Good boys.

Bookies love him

holy

friggin

BASED!!!

she was in her try to look tough mode and jessica flower mogged her whatever that means

lmfao

Rose looks like a dude

dogs squating too

This really is a virgin/Chad dynamic

reddit know more about fighting than you guys, and my reports actually work there. See you guys later.

rose walks outside and feels that the temperature is one degree colder than she expected and gets shook

Dana paid United Airlines off to lose Cannonier's luggage so he would be stressed fight week and lose on Saturday, prove me wrong.
>Protip: You Can't

Tin, Im sory tin, i do no wha hapen tin

>dia de muertos
>dia de los muertos
Not the same

hnnnnnngggggg

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Aldana
Staropoli
Aldo
Cannonier
Namajunas

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Dutch style or Thai heem?

Rollipoli finna heem Alves

she looks like she has an ugly pussy

DUTCHIE ALL THE WAY

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Pass the dutchie on the left hand side

in-womb transgenders usual do, the roastie meme and microdicks are both expressions of this process look into freemartinism

based and redpilled post

Or maybe both my parents are mexican, could fucking be...

rose namajunas looks better than average for a 26 year old woman with a shaved head. try doing that to a 26 year old amerimongrel and seeing how it looked. too bad she was ruined by america.

i wasnt joking of course you know better than me i live in estonia you live in houston texas

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Joe Rogan has an odd obsession with the musculature of various primates

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post Andrade

You won't be missed

Looks like a dancing Peanuts kid

What do you know about fighting, huh? HUH?!

Lol janitors are monitoring this thread letting this legless loser get off topic.

You are so cringy

Who's making the thread?

You

Making a new thread this early is like being gay but in real life

shut up Luke go away, fights are tonight no one cares about your little episodes

Let the Bean make the thread.

Should I bet for Silva, Aldo, Andrade @5,91?

Cannonier is free money

Me

if it goes to decision he could get robbed

I am, but it'll be about half an hour. I'm a bit busy at the mo.

Bet Rose and make yourself some money. How she’s the underdog is nothing short of dumbfounding

Silva is getting heem'd bro

They're in Brazil and Andrade is a bad matchup for her.

I will make it in your stead

I'm betting the prescription money on Cannonier.

Boy I'm going to be one depressed puppy if he loses.

andrade is a manlet and a reachlet

Lowkey Jared has got this one, trust me.

based

Silva has gotten heemed once in his entire career, when he was clowning around front of wideman. I highly doubt his second heeming comes from CANnonier.

Bonesaw is the HW GOAT

>b-but he lost to a FW

Nigger he lost to a human-spider mutant.

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do not do that retard

its happening again

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Nothing more pathetic than watching a "man" cut weight (read: cheat the system)

Man if I were an MMA fighter you wouldn't see me cutting weight before my fight (read: victory).

But hey, what would a bunch of Yea Forums posters (read: faggot virgins) know about it?

How long until early prelims?

I don't know why my arm pits smell so much, I put deodorant on every day

Antiperspirant/deodorant works, just regular deodorant wears off too quickly

2 bongs 45 bings

you need to rub fecal matter on it to mask the odor

Based. Frankie and Gunni are the only real men left that aren't heavyweights.

Try showering, Coral

I am honestly disgusted that Brazil has 5-star hotels like this. Look at all that marble. Do Brazilians really stay there? Brazilian subhumans? I live in the first world. I should be living amongst the marble. Not some fucking huemonkey Brazilian.

Check out my uncropped image. That shit is fresh. No editting.

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Vitaliy Minakov

Not me, and I do use deodorant. Tom of Maine's no aluminium.

That doesn't sound healthy. I don't want to put chemicals on my skin to make it stop sweating, that's weird af.

Suga Show doesn’t cut weight either but he’s a lanklet dork

Natal has some really nice hotels

AND NUEVO Y NEW

Nice pic retard

>Check out my uncropped image. That shit is fresh. No editting.

Alpha as fuck.

*inhales*

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...

All the good fighters are getting snookered, we're in a horrible timeline

this guy shoulda been 6 foot 3 but he must have his mother's legs

Thread nearly reached limit picksbro so I hope you see this.

Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Aldana

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Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Betch. This trash fight shouldn't count so I'm picking Betch simply because this has to be a gimme fight for her.

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Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Aldana
Ferreira

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Andrage
Cannonier
Aldo (who should be the main event for that event)
Alves
Aldana

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two vaginas (allegedly), and not a boob to be head

Quick rundown on that situation?
All I've seen was the Jack Black comments and no context.

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