*makes mistakes and allows Barcelona to score three goals*
>...
*Matip corrales the team to a famous comeback*
>Uhhhhhhhh yeeeaaaah! Did you see that from Van Dijk? Absolutely imperious! He's a rock solid Moon Man Mountain with an asteroid wall of mixed-race magnificence!
>He's one of the all-time greats, Martin, and he's proven it with this semi-final win, and 2nd place (First loser) in the Premier League™
*makes mistakes and allows Barcelona to score three goals*
you seem angry my mans
ejaculate inside a woman
t. yid
fabinho, gini, matip did the most in return leg.
man mountain is a hypejob.
>being so delusional you actually start believing Matip can hold back Barca's attack
that's a yikes from me
moon man
>implying van dijk and matip isn't the best partnership in for a decade
where was he against Real madrid in the final?
>being so delusional you dont see matip was far more effective in stopping barca's attack than the fraud hill
Montenegro
What is this obsession with Van Dyke ?
>Plays for Liverpool (the eternal protagonists of football)
>Is tall, charismatic and athletic
>Fucks white women with his BBC
Literally everything the wh*te boys who frequent this sub-chan wish they could be.
Southampton dickhead
wtf is wrong with anglos, why are they so obsessed?
Are you dumb?
is based
Not even the best Liverpool partnership
we thought we finally exposed him bros...
>tf
>tp
He was playing in the final, you dickhead abdul
Where was Karius?
Completely raping Donaldo everytime he touched the ball
clearly behind the mountain
you cant expose the mountain
Copypasta from another thread that exposes Van Dick:
How is Van Dijk the best when he fucked up royally in the Barcelona 3-0 loss
Goal 1
>Leaves Suarez 2 meters next to him
>Suarez is in front of goal
>Can Dijk still doesn't mark him and close Suarez' playable space/cut off Suarez' tap-in angle
>Barca hoofs it to Suarez
>Tap in
>Goal
>Van Dijk looks on from 3 meters away
>Marked no one when clear threat presented itself
Goal 2
>Barça hit crossbar
>Van Dijk should step in to control defensive space in front of goal
>This would block an unmarked player from receiving the deflection
>Van Dijk doesn't step in to control the center defensive space
>Deflection
>Messi unmarked
>Messi gets deflection
>Van Dijk caught flat footed
>Messi scores
You still consider Van Dijk a GOAT center back even though he was responsible for those two goals. My coach would've kicked my ass if I did what Van Dijk did during Liverpool's loss at Barca in the CL.
LMFAO
by your logic every defender is shit
defending is always inferior to attacking options, obviously sometimes they will get destroyed
even like maldini lahm cannavaro beckenbauer line up would not guarantee you a clean game, does this mean they are trash too?
le run far from the ball man
>Gifting your semen to a woman
How cucked can you get?
Encouraging Ali's son la
He single handedly ended the one who ended the one.
this sad damage control
perfect