Schedule (UTC):
11th May:
10:15 Denmark - France
10:15 Switzerland - Italy
14:15 Germany - Great Britain
14:15 Latvia - Austria
18:15 Slovakia - Finland
18:15 Norway - Czechia
12th May:
18:15 USA - France
18:15 World Championship Athletes of Russia - Austria
18:15 Denmar - Germany
18:15 Italy -Sweden
18:15 Great Britain -Canada
18:15 Latvia - Switzerland
Yesterday's games:
Finland 3-1 Canada
World Championship Athletes of Russia 5-2 Norway
USA 1-4 Slovakia
Czechia 5-2 Sweden
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>10:15 USA - France
>10:15 World Championship Athletes of Russia - Austria
>14:15 Denmark - Germany
>14:15 Italy - Sweden
>18:15 Great Britain - Canada
>18:15 Latvia - Switzerland
that comfy first round of matches nobody cares about
just got done rewatching our match yesterday
lube up, austria
Good morning eurofriends
p-pls be gentle
only 9 hours and 44 minutes till we lose again
Hell yeah you will
We better win 7-0
Allright boys, what's the meme forecast for this tournament. Finland-Sweden finals with Finland scaraping silver, Canada exposed, butthurt and "doesn't care about stupid Skoda™ Cup", Czech-Slovakia game bloodbath, is there anything I'm missing?
comfiest hockey coming up
Shitposting & bantz in this general is the only reason I watch this kendo tourney every year
sucks to be playing your three hardest matches first
also someone give me the scoop on this british team and by how many goals germania is going to win today
Us sneaking up to the final again and losing again
>Finland-Sweden finals with Finland scaraping silver
Come on, Pekka. We only allow Suomi to take gold Slovakia :^)
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when do i get to watch great shitain get absolutely shit on
In 5 hours. Gonna be a blast.
Found my old photoshop archives, that was a crazy final last year
Irregular reminder that Finland is part of the Top Three:
frenchie gonna get their asses handed to them
Denmark take all my energy
>Denmark vs France
How is Denmark going to do without Freddie?
/iihf/ threads are top comfy, NAfags are almost completely absent
For me it's Cristobal Huet
>shitaly
this will be a walk in the park desu
yea it is great
Yeah they are such autistic shitposters and sore losers
>m-uh iNtErNaTiOnAL ice rink size aLLoWs fOr dEfEnCiVe pLaY
>wE dOnT cArE
Why would I care. We literally sent a junior aged team over.
why does this tournament exist, when you cant use your best players?
what do you guys think about the new rules?
new seeded semis and no shootout in finals.
Helo frens, good luck today, I got to work and miss games
lmao at kanada? losing to finlan without nhl caliber players(excluding kuppa kaako)?
kiddings?
Two world wars and one ice hockey world championships group stage win, doo dah, doo dah!
wtf was that whistle
Absolutely retarded
I'm still sad about it desu
Cope. Will you be saying the same when we beat you too?
how big is this championship in great britain fren?
>jUnIoR tEaM
>All NHL team
ok.
and lost to our literal nobodies team :DDD and a literal 18 year old
Is anyone even watching these matches?
me
>slovak maintenance
Poor Italy, getting rekt by Swissbros
Which one?
i only watch my team
both actually
They had to send someone to get a ladder from Hornbach.
I have it on in the background.
great post
because there's money to be made.
and may is already rather late, nobody wants to watch hokkei in june tbqhfampaichibansenpaikunchan
>new seeded semis
good
>and no shootout in finals
eh.
Cringe and blupilled
>EEEEEEEEEEEE-YO
shut the fuck up
>DEN
>E
>N
Fug, 15min late and these retarded are already ded
Swiis i thought we were frens
VIVA LA FRANCE
Tbchaf if you score a single goal against any of these team, it would be a good result for you
rude, I thought we were all frens here
Yeah I know, we only got the promotion thanks to some mega match fixing in wch1a last year
Hows the SUI-ITA game going?
boiled spaghetti
good anal rape, if you like watching small teams get destroyed get in
It's a practice session for the italian goaler
>We-a are a calcio-country anyway, eh, madonn'.
>put money on hischier scoring
>everyone scoring but him
>thinking NHL youngster would actually put in effort against team like italy
too cool for that
Nervous lads. Just hope the lads have all the zeal and grit they showed in getting promoted.
when will china enter hockey?
GB will win gold, the numbers confirm
you'll be fighting for survival desu
which would be an excellent result and help grow the popularity of hockey there when everyone knows you are playing in the top division year after year
DENMARK!
JAAAAA!
olympics
AGAIN!
*waves white flag*
they have a team you doofus
they play in 2A which is 3 tiers lower from >our division
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also u18 and u20 ones and also a womens team if you bother looking
>aussies doing hokkei
yikes
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
TEAM LATVIA GOLD 2019!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
When is the next tournament with all the best players playing?
>Greece are unable to compete in any IIHF tournaments because they cannot fulfill the minimum standard of having one operational indoor rink in the "olympic size".
the best games today are in 3 hours
never
their gobnment needs to gib more moni for dem hokki programs if they ever want to rejoin competition
>israel can
LOL
See you tomorrow lad
ofcourse they can
their vassal country usa likely gives funding to that too
Suisse stop, the are already dead
YEEEEES, SWITZERLAND SCORED
ITS HAPPENING
>not putting yourself in the top5 stats so nhl pro scouts will notice you senpai
This is just sad
Oh no
I have no real faith in you but I hope you'll at least survive and let France be relegated instead
YEEEEEES, SWITZERLAND
THE POTENTIAL IN THIS TEAM
WHAT AN UPSET
might as well bench the GK and start trying 6v5 for the comeback desu
15-0 incoming
this is what you get italy when you elect a far right populist party into power
Have all the players put their sticks to the middle and the refs will make new teams
wew
I like that idea tbqh.
Losing early is actually the key to winning the tournament
t. back to back world champion
kek you lost
pretty sure only about 15 italians in the entire country care about hockey
Ayyy we always did that when I played ice hockey with my friends
>swiss powerplay
tfw I am Swiss but get a french flag on here.
wat do?
If you win all your group stage matches you are guaranteed to lose in the quarter or semi final because of complacency. That's why you lose early, everybody gets focused and get their confidence up by tossing around blueberries like italy and then you go beat the big dawgs and win the final.
didn't we go undefeated last year?
honestly this is what we can expect from the great britain game too today against germany
they are italy - tier, maybe slightly better
Just embrace the shame that you're from Lyon and not Nyon
what if we lost all of the group stage matches?
>Milano planned to have a KHL-team
imagine.
Please do not poke holes in my coping mechanisms
Also we almost blew it against slovakia so I counted that as a loss
>shots on goal: 38-9
great, I can't wait
>dahm
That is what the academics call the drinking man's approach to skoda cup
But I live quite in the middle of Switzerland. Is this my ISP being weird? Should I VPN into my own country? That would be kinda retarded
>imagine
would still be better than dinamo riga
Anyone else traveled to Slovakia alone? In Bratislava right now lads
Nah they are better than italy. GB have some olympic gold winning pedigree unlike italy-tier teams like france, finland and norway
Just LARP as a frog
Maybe its youre isp being weird. I know some people here get Norway flags even though they're in Stockholm
>1936
>hade brittiska kanadensare
väldigt bra skämt min svenska bror hahahhaha
Pls delet
I know. I meant when they will enter at least B div. with how many people and how rich they are they should have something + naturalized players.
Finland is a baseball nation anyway
this is not USA where you have a Hockey in hot environment like DESERTS
expected them to do that now that they host the winter olympics in 2022.
as it seems they'll be even worse than worst korea.
Asians cant into winter sports (except speed skating)
just watch out for frauds like in any other tourist destination and avoid smelly loud brown people. just like at London. you know the drill.
>be denmark
>cant score on penalty shot against frenchie
>still 2 fucking 2
why is denmark such a choker in these tournaments? they had home tournament last year and choked their last game and missed the playoffs
I MISS JAPAN IN A. The female Japan team is cute af. Shame male hockey is dead in Japan but at least they will have football generation
Chinese own acrobatic ski jumping
What about curling?
Denmark is shit in every single winter sport there is.
They dont even have snow or hills.
Danes wtf
Based Switzerland, I hope you guys win gold this year.
Swiss-Canadian-Swedish
"Own" is big word, they're good but they dont own the sport
It will never happen. We're doomed to lose every final to Sweden
Czech and slovakia ny numbers
I believe in you
Based
Ahem
at least bantz for gb wont make it that boring.
shitty numbers
it just looks so silly as they actually have nhl, ahl, khl, shl and del players in their roster
yet france has mostly players from their own league and some swiss league along with one or two liiga/czech league players
oh look france scores and the danish player tries to push the net out so it wouldnt be a goal OMEGALUL
kek
>DENMARK
Will gb have fans at the game?
some middle class peeps like in the last tournament
hockey is expensive anyway so no HOOLIGANS like in football
Imagine being the only country who cares about this tournament. I really wish our soccer team would be more competitive so the mainstream media would stop talking about stuff like what Laine had for breakfast
>denmark
wtf are you doing
yes, all of them
lajf is lajf :DDD
>Actual football is called association football
baka
BULJU:DDD
Except far right is stronger where most of these players come from
Tnx
yeah some are in hotels outside of city.
same here m8
>french goalie surrendering
Why do we care
we're not even good
:D
and bother with pubs if you are low on money. they hiked up prices. go for mcdonals or supermarket.
god damnit i hate you soccer fags so much
pathetic nigger ball watchers uguu what will the rest of the world think about us
>only country to care about kendo
>still cant win
honkler is in.
do they sell beer at mcdonalds
AESTHETIC RUNES.
We suck in soccer so much because we give a fucking marginaalilaji too much attention and spend too much resources to it
Just be good at all sports like us
They do it here. Americans find it weird
>Watching povertyball
C'mon mate, Finland is ranked the best country in the world repeatedly, we dont have poverty, we are rich so we play icehockey.
kind danes
I'd say based on TV coverage, somewhere between our World Cup run and the Premier League title race.
nobody cares about nigger ball, move to back to africa nigger
nah. but for example Lays chips in pub next to Steel Arena - 2€
Shop down the street - 0,70c
but thats just my poor mentality.
Nah. Only ping pong and golf. You also have björn borg. We have some of the best f1 drivers
SUI-ITA is a boring one way goalfest
DEN-FRA looks fun and interesting
really? that's based then, hope you do well
Well, our football team should try playing better. I'm in for that myself desu. Have watched all their games. Even that miracle formation that Mixu "Mika-Matti" Paatelainen gave us for christmas, the magic of christmas tree. Too bad he got drunk and angry and set in on fire and blamed the players for that. That period was absolutely horrible. It was like christmas forever. Kept on giving like Santa Claus.
New to ice hockey. Are Finland like the Brazil of ice hockey?
And what's the problem here?
>saatanan saatana
very classic meme jonnes won't remember
When we make the world cup, the tv ratings are gonna sky rocket and everyone is finally gonna abandon hillbilly ice hockey
Wait, your maccas don't sell beer? lel
granted it's expensive to prevent drunken bums but the option is there
no free refills though :(
Finland is like the Algeria of ice hockey
JESUS SAVES...
BUT SATAN PICKS UP THE REBOUND AND SCORES!
Finland are like the netherlands of hockey in terms of results, but with england tier in terms of how much they care and how often they lose to germany (sweden)
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Switzerland making a good case for them being literal bad guys going forwards.
I feel sorry for our italian frens
I 'member.
They have always been the european bad guys after russia. They play dirty. But they are tolerable when they beat canada 3-2 so we can beat them in finals
Until we win something, we will always be the underdog/good guyd
what are you lads gonna drink and where you gonna watch the game?
>finland in charge of calling someone a bad guy
>SUI-ITA
>tfw mainnet pump will coincide with IIHF finals
What kind of weird world domination device did you guys install back in Steel Arena? Literally not a single game played there where the underdog didn't have the upper hand.
France is beating Denmark, Slovakia beat US, Finland anally devastated Canada,...
Of course, there's no way Anglos don't fuck up the streak but come on.
Rule Britannia, scor sum fakn gooools.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
>work near old town in stockholm
>bussloads of latvians, lithuanians, russians, belarussians and ukrainian tourists as well as chinese and koreans in chartered latvian busses
Does Stockholm have a good reputation as a nice place to visit in these countries? Feels like most of the tourists are middle class
The device will be put to test with gb today
it's not expensive to go there. when i went there it was just to get drunk on the ship with my pals desu. all i did in city was go to some kebab place
Finland literally permanent good guy
>good reputation as a nice place to visit
no, it's just incredibly cheap to get there
Lifelong /suisse/ here.
you are memeing on italy and therefore,currently, bad guys.
>France is beating Denmark,
STOP JINXING IT
Denmark is headed for relegation the way they're playing
Their goaltending is finnish tier
What game are we watching frens and who do we root for now?
hop schwyz
I don't see them losing to gbr.
Interesting. Krona is weak now so it's expensive for me to travel. I guess most people take the boat here?
We arent even doing it on purpose. They're just so bad
driving cars is not a sport
both
>SUI-ITA
italy
>DEN-FRA
neither
every slovakia game and rooting for slovakia
Statpadding against the poor italians really fucking bad guy
BTW Why is it that when I'm watching hockey I feel bad for the poor Italians, Brits, Germans etc. Literally feeling bad for these sad under developed countries not managing better in hockey, but then there is a world cup or something and they dominate and are bad pure bad guys and I remember they deserve no sympathy.
Denmarks coach still hasnt switched goaltenders after he let in shot from mid ice
They will lose to GB
Rude.
For me, it's piggelin
based and redpilled
we are the best in the world in ice hockey and everyone else wishes they would be as good as us, even canada, sweden and russia
>Why yes, I do prefer a nice N_gger every once in a while, how could you tell?
Which country between Czechks and Slovakia is less developed and more filled with drunk mongrels?
...
20 euro per boat ticket and you can bring cheap booze from riga. pretty based.
based and bratřipilled
For me, it's maxi pig
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T. Loses to Switzerland in quarter-finals
for me, it's 88:an
Who where /Cocaine/ while watching hockey Saturday all day?
Czechs are more hardworking so less drunks but Slovaks are more warmhearted and emotional. More mongrels too though
>I guess most people take the boat here
obviously. on the ship is where all the "celebration" happens.
the destination is just for getting off the boat and having a breather.
>grabs stick
>gets hooking-call
lél
sorry im on /aldaris/ diet today.
hischier
we are all drunk mongrels, no need to divide us
Both have it about equal, but Czechs have twice the population and thus twice the resources to spend on shit.
I thought Czech is the civilized part with hot porn girls while Slovaks are just commies.
if czech were germany we would be austria
Sport or not, F1 is still really popular worldwide
frenchies btfo
acutally Czechs still vote for commies. Slovaks never liked commies that much. We were always the fascist part of federation
if you go into some eastern slovakian shithole that might apply, but we have those shitholes too, overall we're pretty close
if repeating numerals france wins
Does Finland have any promising drivers coming up after Bottas and Gimi retire?
based zoomer
professional fortnite athlete
>go to buy food
>swedes ask me which beer is the best
>suggest them the worst
IT WAS 4-3
your f1 drivers are cucks tbhl
No. After that we won’t have any global sports stars
friendly reminder that czech republic and slovakia de-attached from each other for no true big reason and would have been stronger together to this day
and its only thanks to vladimir meciar LOL
yay congrats fren
Are there any Frog posters here? Otherwise I guess the Czechs are close enough with the flag. And hockey skill tbph also.
based and sabotagepilled
wouldn't you be stronger with russija?
2003-2007 gimi was a beast. He is just past his prime
eastern slovaks is magyar/roma/gypsies-land
Dubs and we beat Sweden in final 11-0
what's the worst beer over there
not like they know the difference anyway
all that for this bs
Official 2019 Skoda Cup Yea Forums character summary list:
>Main antagonist
Russia
>Side antagonist
Canada
>Character the show tries to make an antagonist but fails to develop properly
USA
>Supreme underdog that gets defeated by main antagonists in every season. Aka the Boromir of Skoda Cup
Latvia
>Small side character that the shows producers started turning more bad and in one season made them the surprise antagonist in a boring season finale
Switzerland
>Good guys that were main protagonists way back in the day but have now become a staple main character that never quite gets an entire season around them but still plays a crucial role throughout the entire season
Czech Republic
>Decent guys that had a bigger roll back in the day but faded away because the actor got drug problems
Slovakia
>Side characters voiced by the same actor
Germany, France, Italy, Austria
>Statists
Norway, Denmark
>Network executives tries to tap into a cash cow market but fails miserably because the character is shit
Great Britain
>Eternal good guys and main protagonists
Sweden
>Comedic relief
Finland
>Two small irrelevant shit holes instead of one slightly less shitty bigger shit hole
How much did you win, friendo?
>Slovaks
>commies
pick one
but you are the side antagonist with canada swedebro
>Eternal good guys and main protagonists
Thank you for not insulting us.
saris and smadny mnich, literally like vomit
I suggested smadny mnish and they bought it lel
what's the best there? Corgoň? i dunno
this is just bullying :(
Zlaty Bazant and Kelt
>>Eternal good guys and main protagonists
>Sweden
Nah.
>The annoyingly lucky uncle that the executives attempt to make a protagonist, but his behavior makes him more of an antagonist
Sweden
>>Comedic relief
>Finland
True
OH SHE MAD
Maybe in the bootleg czech dub version.
cant wait for the game against Australia
>9-0
sui pls
pls
fug
I dont know I dont go there. when burger I go for local joints.
but it doesnt seem so
mcdonalds.sk
The alexander lukas role
this
Also best taps are Pilser as the safest choice and the actual best are Wywar, Nachmelena Opice and Lucky Bastard
better than the power ranking iihf put out 2bh
Austria you fucking mong
>not taking edgars kulda with you
unironically cringe
>czech macdonalds sell beer
Swedish mcdonalds sell milk
See you tomorrow, Latvia
that's because you're looking at ranajky, it's in the standard denní menu
mcdonalds.sk
it will be a game for the ages
based and milkpilled
how new are you?
>Sweden - Italy tomorrow
Saris. kelt.
>calling hannu hanhi alexander lukas
do somalis really
damn I would love to interact with them but i am too scared to go to city.
Literally what I was thinking yes :DDD
This z-tier hockey is comfy to watch
>be a mountain jewchad
>rape italy
>log off and go to eat chocolate and fuck woman
>return tomorrow to rape latvia too
based
was thinking of going to a bar to watch the game, but I think I'm just gonna go buy a few beers and watch it at home instead
what the fuck is this extremely shitty music?
What a fucking faggot you are. Russians and finns asked me for help and they were so grateful. Why do you need to fuck around like this like an edgy teenager.
Ironically my gf is italian
Tbh I'm a bit worries about getting cucked by Slovakia tonight.
Even with our z-tier team it would be so extremely embarrassing to lose to a fucking football country like Slovakia.
well TIL
Welcome to skoda cup
The slavs have a shitty taste
I like the ominous tone of this post.
>consider going to the 2020 skoda cup
>check where it's happening
fuck that, Switzerland is way too expensive for me, a burger costs like a months salary
Slovakia is a bit behind in music licensing. Going to Slovakia is like traveling back to the 90s in fact.
its boomer best of.
>my gf
Politely asking you to leaf
Having a non swiss gf must be like having a thai or russian/ukraine/polish wife
I enjoy the meme music and old bangers
too bad Slováci don't play the Bob a Bobek skits for penalties
>tfw comfy euro/hoc/
Based time of year
I used to date a Swiss girl
Literally prudest people in existence. She literally didn't let me eat her out. Now I'm seeing a slav and ass eating is the norm.
At least they are not muslims like 99% of females in your country.
>hating on Honkler
this has to be OUR year bros! we will make a miracle happen!
based slav stepping up to the plate
Based and halalpilled
if I had swiss gf she would never have to buy toilet paper
loosing to italy and austria ?
>3 on 3
Disgusting
deluded potatobro
swiss chocolate...yummy
STAY STAY
NO COME BACK
NO
BAD DOG
WAIT
All my ex swiss gfs were very dirty in bed tho
well, imagine la canse des canards, techno version
I mean, wtf
maybe according to swiss standards
A miracle is a miracle, mate. God wills it Deus Vult, Allahu ackbar.
but that's based
loosen up and live a little
Could be more about the social class desu
Surprisingly, they won't play the best song in history of the humankind
copyright prices for this must be insane
Nah, I grew up on /gif/ so I can tell
For me, it is Chad Britain.
3vs3 is fun, should be the standard
slavs are stuck in 1998
R E F P U C K
Ready to get demolished tonight, Finland?
Why are czechs so lewd?
Test
I believe arenas like this purchase playlist set packs from where they can play the music as they please for a fixed upfront price. Probably 10-50k per year.
>denmark is literally france tier
OMEGALUL
Jede jede mašinka is much better than old Jožin z bažin.
thats not the playlist they have there usually.
You don't really believe it that we will have such an enormous twice like in yesterday.
Fuck shootouts
Wait I misread that, fuck you Sweden!
I got so drunk yesterday while watching games and decided to go out. Got so drunk i feel like team Korea today, fuck. Saw many people with Latvian jerseys on, everybody is hyped as fuck as usual. Going to get a beer now, I think ill be drunk for few weeks now, as usual when its this time of the year.
Separate events may have separate rights required. I wonder if they calculate it as just in arena license or also tv broadcasting license as you can hear the music through the tv too.
you got that fuck you license, bro?
N-no. Please don't dob me in the the profanity police!
kakka kakko will do a kakka trick on your goalie
:(
Did Regin just go ask the coach for which side they should start with the shoot outs on :DD
U j3lly?
Kakka is a childish word for shit in the local language, mate.
it does seem pretty comfy desu
>at work
>cunts disabled the wifi
>going to miss Jeeby humiliating Germany
Same in Finnish, lad :)
but its a bit weird. Last years when you saw Brittish flag here you knew that is scum Latvian immigrant posting.
>danish dynamite lost at least one point to frogs
wew
same
its your human right so see SAM FACKIN GOALS
based saturday
>f1 qualy now
>hokkei later
>then based seria a meelan vs fiorentina
denmark u suck
Based Danes
was that dane just taunting french fans? what a cunt.
Those goalies
Spoiler alert: its gonna be MWL
>fleury
>uk beating germany
im sorry but its going to be the blitz again in 1940
i fucking hate denmark
F
Do blooters happen often in ice hockey, or are they all tap ins?
fug
OH NONONONONONONONO
Well good job Denmark. Time to play TF2 now. See you later frens
what the fuck was that penalty shot
LOL
but they are underhunds. ferrari still didnt show full potential of upgraded PU
It's very rare but watch this from 44 seconds
fuck off litva, no one watches need for speed here
So we take a battering in the first half, hold our own in the second half and then beat them in the third half with the help of imported American and Russian players?
>TF2
What is this? 2007?
>r*ssia already has day off
OHNONONONO
Should have put Omeyer in the goal to be desu.
I wish ;_;
>TF2
the man of culture here
How does one stream this in these, great United States?
>inb4
We won. :^)
I do
Oh no i feel so bad for Fleurey, hes so sad
>We won. :^)(*)(**)
(*) against France
(**) in shootout
i said 1940, not the entire war
>no one watches need for speed here
neither does your mom, cause she can't see when i ram her asshole
War is a game of three halves, my friend.
NO ! stop being uncomfy
>World Championship Athletes of Russia
???
>his country's goalhorn is a zoomer song
wow
The official name is "world championship presented by skoda athletes from the former yugoslavian soviet union oblast of russia"
we already won and are banned from this wc
Gaelic Football looks incredibly fun
>youtube.com
Arent you litva too?
kek
Are Brits welcome in Hockey threads now, or will we be bullied?
anyone got vids from ordinary fan about their experience in city etc.? I want to see those.
Where can i watch these games?
My country doesn't broadcast ice hockey here.
only if your bring biscuits
only if you beat germany
youtube
in /hoc/ bullied for sure
at least 3 goals tonight desu
depends, whats your eihl team? better not be panthers
i dunno why but i hate finland during every iihf wc.
What's wrong with Panthers?
1st: they take ur pants off
2nd: put their dicks in
3rd: jizz inside
that is how ur 3 halves will go
Based
youtube.com
they picked the most annyoing guy...
Whitley Warriors
>one day
fuck off belorus u toxic cunt
Thanks
>calling Gunár Gustáv by that shitty name
you deserve cruel and unusual punishment
cute, i hope they don't get beaten too hard
>Gunnar Gustav is a fitting name for Alexander Lukas
Never seen a more wrong opinion in my life
>fortnite dance
>team only white
you are dead to me gb.
you have a chance to be a lovable shitty team so don't fuck it up
dumb faggot, it's not Gunnar, it's Gunár, which literally means gander. Therefore our name for him is much closer to the original Gladstone Gander name. Alliteration and emphasizing he's a gander, instead of your shitty attempt at a regal name.
Go fuck yourself you faggot Swede.
It's sad to see gb like this, especially knowing that they'll probably get relegated.
>go to iihf youtube channel
>look at sweden clips
>all comments are pic related
Our burger King have special offer called hockey menu
All this shit just for 8€ including delivery
BTFO
wow, nice
Man, I wish Burger King would come to Kosice already
wish we had that here
>4 mini whoppers for 200
that's alright but not that groundbreaking ťbh
>Burger King
It's 2x Whopper Junior, 2x Bacon King Junior, 1x XXL Fries, 1x Pepsi 2,25 l, 1x Lays, 1x majonéza, 1x kečup for 248 with delivery
8 euros gets you one burger king meal and burger king doesnt have delivery
We must protect his smile.
>Binnish hokkei in a nutshell:
youtube.com
Only if you could pay someone to go to BK, buy the stuff you want and then deliver it to your house
imho its a great deal
just eated two whoopers and already full, I just wish ome other options than pepsi beacuse its too sweet
>IIHF
[-]
>just eated
fuck. they know. shut it down.
lul, yeah still hangover
Why is the standard of English in Scandi threads higher than that of American threads?
cute, CUTE
trami no.
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Beer and at home
NO MINORITY PLAYERS???
tee sudoku ahmed
Any pacy ngubus in GB team?
>diet of literal piss
brah gave the angry whopper a 9.4 la
anyway you only get two options here and bk beats mc by a mile
that's 10 merkelbucks not 8 :^)
and yeah that's fine but again if I can get an actual whopper menu for like 115, then you can just do two of those and buy the chips yourselves and you're at the same price, that's why I'm saying it's not a huge deal
considering those marketing stunts they pull off in the US, like recently with the "get a whopper for a dollar if you're near a mcd" they could go a bit lower with this
FUCK NIGGERS
aw that's nice
it was 199kc and free delivery because I live quite close
so 8euro, 9eiro with tip
Im not the the guy who posted it first, the delivery is 48 (2€) so without that its 8€. It's not a huge deal but it's nice, I didnt even know you can order from BG via damejidlo
kawaii
can i offer different tip if its a female delivering the food?
delivery costs is changing with distance, from zero to 89kc
no idea, its almost always some ukranian dude
scandis are redditors
dawwwwwwwww
>slovensko = slovakia
>slovaksko =/= slovenia
Guys, what should I throw in as a long shot bet for Slovakia - Finland?
Odds in picture for Slovakia blowing out Finland.
i don't what this is, but the girl in yellow jacket has nice ass.
somebody pls make new brads for afternoon games
Do Germany have any notabler plays besides Draisaitl and Grubauer?
They have Greiss, Erhoff, Kölzig, Siedenberg
4-0 fin
It's a royal mess, isn't it.
Slovenska = Slovenian language in Swedish
Slovensko = Slovakia in Slovak
Slovinsko = Slovenia in Slovak
slovenčina = Slovak language in Slovak
slovinčina = Slovenian language in Slovak
Slovenščina = Slovenian language in Slovenian
Slovaščina = Slovak language in Slovenian
Kühnhackl, Kahun
4-0 ful
the way i see it, if i bet on Slovakia it's a win win for me. If Finland wins, GREAT! If Finland loses, ok i get some money also good.
IT'S
COMING
HOME
neat. i've bean watching /hoc/ now and again for a couple of years so im a very casual fan but i thoughty the only euros in hockey we from sweden, finland, russia, czech, slovakia and that swiss guy. didn't know it was popular in germany.
AHH I'm nervous.
Why the fuck is Kahun playing for Germany?
Kahun and Fiala at swiss. funny things.
why did Bondra played for us?
Afternoon-games in here:
5 minutes, boys, we got this!
SUOMI
CLAP CLAP CLAP
SUOMI
CLAP CLAP CLAP
bantz
energy drinks cuz i wanna die young
spurdo maukas are top tier
I like päron split
The peasants never quite learned their place in our federation. Such a shame.
same energy
isn't erhoff retired`?
Take it Austria
How feels to be Austrian right now
