/mlb/

>tfw made it into the arizona league

what team?

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

>Doyers win

ARIBA!

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hi well hello there poster

i was joking...lel how hard is it to make tho?

For the average American, pretty difficult. I believe the amount of baseball players that get recruited from college is less than 10 percent. And to get into the college to begin with is pretty difficult. So in order to make the AZ league you'd essentially have to be one of the top baseball players in the nation to begin with.

To be a rookie league walk-on, you probably have to have been a high school or college star that was just barely too unremarkable to be drafted by graduation

anyone know where to stream NPB games?

Mlb is littered with racists. Disgusting!

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Bryce Harper lol

PARP!

Parpiers have besieged the genny

How are the Mets so god damn consistent.

Bend him over the dresser. Pull down his undies and spank him till his tushy is bright red.

Pretty sure plebbit has a whole tutorial on NPB streaming

so hows it feel knowing you're gay

yo!

hibox3612.blogspot.com/
konansports.com/p/ntv24.html

go swallows desu

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LYNCH HIM

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Fuck off retard

Take him out to dinner. A fancy restaurant. Make sure hes skeptical. Treat him right. After make sure he gets spankies

I might be retarded but at least I don't like boys :)

!!!!! SO WHAT!!!

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>cubes banned ok symbol guy

Lmao what the fuck?? Wew.

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wtf i love the cubs now

Fucking racist maggot! Get this mookie fuck outa here

Sorry Ibcan curb my actions

Brewers @ Cubs thread where?

yay heyward!

Chicago White Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays game thread:

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>STD dumpsters

the team is a bit of a wreck

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where is he going, Yea Forums

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*huff puff* bote with a *huff* slide *hnng* tie game

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Remember when people said the Mariners were good? LMAO

it wasn't even OK hand symbol it was the circle game, it was an epic joke but the left is still too but devastated to accept that not everybody is constantly miserable

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Racist scumbag

Lmao that guy that caught Pujols 2000th RBI ball offered it back to him and Pujols declined it

Based ex-machina

Based.

He is now unbased for offering it back.

youtu.be/5apEctKwiD8

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bauer getting squeezed hard on the strike zone

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squeeze deez nuts LMAO

Holy based

awwww buster posey got a concussion :( : ( : ( : ( better outlaw the catcher position. just put a tarp back there with a white square box on it and disallow base stealing since there's no catcher

IT WILL MAKE BASEBALL SAFER LIKE THE NBA

>i dream about slitting buster's throat every night before he can ever ruin catching forever

You're fat.

>Busted Pussy
I don't wish injuries on players but fuck this cunt

Please elaborate lol, I'm sure you have a great reason for disliking him

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2019/05/07/dallas-keuchel-free-agent-pitcher-mlb/1128404001/?fbclid=IwAR1dsqBRo-6aVgFXngGGZcuLkUN6MPuqqZChP3yrRAYmMnWWArdIXw_qNFE

man i would love to punch this guy square in the nose

nyy v tb gamethread

Chances of the Mets sweeping the marlins and getting back to .500? Mickey is too nice of a guy to get canned before Memorial Day

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>marlels

Chances are the based Roylies sweep based Centralship Philliesbros and make it back to .400 cap this & count it

youtu.be/2V3CfD8TPac
Someone made this just for you

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best fans in baseball comming thru

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>3rd place in nl central
lol

>having less than 5 rings
lol

>having less than 27 rings
lol

>having half your team injured before the season starts
lol

>letting the cusb take the division lead
lol

>letting boston advance in the playoffs to win the world series
lol

>letting the cusb end their 108 year drought and win the world series
lol

>meth
lol

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say the tardinals DON"T have the best fans in baseball.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the cardinals DO have the best fans in baseball

>3rd place in nl central
lol

This is a complete mindfuck

based
and redbirdpilled

Who would have thought the White Sox MVP would be James McCann?

Who’s the Hispanic catcher often discussed here?

>losedians

hmm

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Questionable post. Take it to Yea Forums.

>Be a dumbass racist and create a symbol to advertise your racism
>Be shocked people catch on and punish you for it when you do it at places where you can be held accountable for it.
Reddit cannot fathom their actions have consqences

he was just playing a game imo. I really think they just did it for a distraction to Russell

ASTRO DESU

STROS DESU

STROS OMFG

>He was just pretending
The game was, 'Don not be a retard' he lost
The penalty is life time banishment ヾ(°∇°)

For me it's the 2019 World Series Champions The Houston Lastros yes Last to be Eliminated

uh oh retard alert

BLASTROS DESU OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

>rags

*huff puff* playing the circle *hnng* game is worse * gurgle* than abusing your wife and *huff* only *wheeze* redditors disagree

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Man these cub fans just keep getting fatter and more degenerate

This is a fuckin joke!
THE JOKESTROS KEK

THE BESTROS OH NO NO NO NO NO HOW CAN /mlb/ EVER COPE

woo yeah woohooo

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So how does this make you feel?

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like i'm at wrigley

oh you can die now asshole

You fucking scumbag

Diptard alert

Scumfucker

Royals suck

Phils suck worse

idk dude the numbers say otherwise

I wana see the data... Gime the analysis with a clear stated thesis on why that is. Supplant your preconceived notions with evidence and facts. Lay it out in an easy to understand format. I want to be persuaded

Dead thread dead sport

first head tloses
hopefully this head is twins

>niggerswing

>spicswing

Whats wrong with the _______?

Is Scherzer going to dab all over the swing and missers?

Eflin for Cy Zyoung

For me it's Cy Sneed

formally Cy Chuck

Nationals @ Dodgers

GRAND SLAMERONI YES IT IS THOSE HOUSTON ASTROS

based eflin

EfGOAT

LED ZEFLIN A.K.A. MR. COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT

Mest are the best

Joey gallo is 0-3
You losers said he was based now APOLOGIZE

>He bought into it

>cusb

twisn wisn!

Is there a dumber fan base in baseball than Yankee fans?

twitter.com/3rdLegGreg/status/1127398819128332288

>yeah I gotta go

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Ay Caramba!

The dodgers, potentially.

Enjoy your permaban.

Astros win

cuhringe!

The astros now have the largest division lead out of any team in the mlb

The al west sucks though

As do the NL east and the AL central

The al west has the best team in baseball

yes the astros

>D O Y E R S
>O
>Y
>E
>R
>S

Zach Eflin is quietly turning into a top-tier pitcher

chaddies own you

I hate Machado, but I really like Kinsler and those two cancel each other out. On the whole, I like the Chadres much more than the Dodgers. Thanks for reading.

PARRA
A
R
R
A

Chaddies fuckin in da fucking house

The dodgers fucking suck! LMAO!!

its chaddy fuckin mania

new lineup for the Barves seems to be clicking, though honestly with all the good hitters they have there's probably a number of different combos that would work

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shut the fuck up bitch lmaooooo

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thank God the Phillies didn't trade him last year for half a year of memechado

oh i own ya
and i pwn ya
put you into a seethe
that you wouldn't even believe

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mad at the chaddies?

is there a discord?

Yeah

nope

Rags-bro?
Where did you go?
Oh Rags-bro?

Scuba...scuba...scuba...scuba...scuba
...scuba

....scuba...scuba...scuba...scuba...scuba....

Scuba
...

cusb....scuba....scubs
...succubus...sucicbusb.....scuba....
scuba...
cuba... cuba.....scuba...scuba.scuba scuba

SCUBA!
SUCCUBUS!
CUSB!

>doyers lose

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Non troll answers would be appreciated if possible...

I'm going to New York for a few days from 4th June to 8th and thought I'd catch a baseball game as a cultural experience rather than really liking the game (I don't hate it just don't really follow it). My idea obviously was to catch a Yankee game but they are on the road, is it worth going to a Mets, Giants game? Is the stadium experience still good etc?

Basically if you were going to America as a non American, unsure if you'll ever go back as a tourist again, would you consider going to a Mets game?

Yes, going to a Mets game is better than going to a Yankees game because the stadium is better.

O ok really? From American tv/movies etc Mets are just a punchline so I assumed it would be shit

Well the Yankees used to have a way better stadium. The Mets old one was a dump. The old Yankee Stadium had a really classic vibe. The new one is like one of your modern soulless stadiums like the new Tottenham stadium. Citi Field has more interesting things to see. The atmosphere should be ok at a June game, I would go on a Saturday or Sunday day game if you want a good atmosphere and a larger crowd rather than a night game.

I call it the subgay series

Got em

>cultural sport
That would be nba or fortnite

Giants@Mets should a pretty good time. There's normally a crowd of Giants fans who group buy tickets and bus out to Citi from one of the Norcal sports bars in NYC.

finnertysnyc.com/shop.php?subcatid=10

LOL just mentioning that you're a Cubs fan triggers half of /mlb/.

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This asshole's just asking for spankies

fag

Sorry

Who would you rather have on your squad as pitcher #1: Nolan Ryan or Clayton Kershaw?

Cubs fan?

Maybe some cute slappies across the cheek. Be gentle.

Ayoooo shoot this nigga. I aint wana see a twitch mofugga. Powder his ass in gritz. Take this uncle tom ass to bake. After we finna light this nigga up.

Yes.

whoa dead thread who woulda thought

MY FUCKING SIDES

twitter.com/3rdLegGreg/status/1127398819128332288

ah yes the stankees fan, what a bright fanbase

ching ching wong get the chopsticcus. we 'na give this asshul the takeout methodu! cut him up in lito pieces! garnish him! maybe some garlic. after may be sum won ton 4 family leftovas 4 dogs!

Can't you all watch a real sport like cricket?
Quite embarrassing that you have to play this knock-off.

How does a country with >1 billion people get dominated by an island of inbreds? You STILL have a colonized mindset by lauding English culture and English sport.

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make a curry of this pajeet. feed it to his family

I'm sorry I made fun of your favorite team
I hope we can move past this

Scubs more like LOL you sucks

Fatten this asshole and eat him up

Is /mlb/ populated by 13 year olds or something?

Go to a Mets game

>13 year olds
>watching baseball

I fucked up my post

Spankku!

spankies yay

Fuck off you stupid babyposters

U mad?

Lol ya seeth?

Cringe post bro

Stupid babyposters

We fricked up D:

My bad dogg

Astros tbqh

No fuck off

nyy v tb gamethread. probably getting slid off for soccer

More like the gastros lol

twinning all the fucking way to a fucking world series

Why the FUCK haven't you bet on the FUCKING TWINS YET

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TWINS BABY

Because minnesota is the state of chokers

Reminder we can't ever let cusb fans live this down

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SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NO SUPERBOWLS

Lmfao this is /mlb/ #TWINNING FIRST PLACE

i guess someone could never win the circle game and now is seething about it

OH HE MAD. MAD AS FUCK!!

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NO SUPERBOWLS LOLOLOLOLOL

SEETHING HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>seething at a team that doesn't twin anything

The ball is your post LMFAO

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This is Derek Holland, a starting pitcher for the 2019 San Francisco Giants. Say something nice about him.

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can he strike me out?

Probably not.

C U B S
U
B
S

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this post gave me shivers...

>a starting pitcher
Bruh, I'd check the news if I were you.

This post made me call my family and tell them I love them

This post has killed millions. Ban him gookmoot.

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this is psychotic...fucking psychotic

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>sanchez and stroman struggling despite vladdy coming around

way to ruin that trade value boys

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>no White Sox-Blue Jays thread
>game is half over
Well, time to change that.

>bustson

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It's a rags sweep eh, let's go stros

go to a mets game and get the pastrami in section 125

hell yeah bong man, go see them mets. get some seats on the first level along the first base line if you have the money. i love to try and catch a game wherever i'm traveling, it's always a fun time.

>rained out on mother's day
Please tell me this means they don't have to wear the pink uniforms at any point this season.

ok retard

The astros found another ace how do they fucking do it? such a based team

>firstros

>be houston
>get caught cheating
>still lose

but boston are the cheaters, and yes you may seethe

A day without the Mest is like going without food. What's the point of life if you can't drink yourself to death watching favorite losers?

The difference being that Boston didn't lose. Feel free to continue seething tho.

>shittsburg pie rats

So you agree that boston cheated and houston didn't. Thanks for agreeing retard

I can tell you're really upset right now. It makes me feel nice.

But the astros are good and the red sox are hot garbage.

Why do anonymous posters argue with each other on this cantonese site? it's like arguing with a wall.

Are you saying we need to build a wall?

Diu ley lo mo ley say hahm gah chah

Dubs and Ryu gets a second consecutive complete game shutout

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Dubs and i hit 3 dingers off of him

Maybe reddit is more your speed

How many runs do you need to score to win?
or
How many runs can you afford to give up to not lose?
What is that magic number in baseball?

ASTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WIN WIN WIN SEETHE

>rags

6

5 F O R 5
F
O
R
5

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>all this pink

I have no witty comment

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Only amusement at what the game once was
youtu.be/ZxiFXMBfAms

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i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me,bros

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Oh yeah so fuckin amusing to have racially oppressed an entire fucking race haha so funny! Fucking scumbag. Sit your racist ass down bitch. Cubs fan btw

Is Ryu, dare I say it? The new Ace?

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cringe

Bet on them to do what?
Ryu sucks my dick and CHADRES are coming

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>Madres are coming
Fixed that for you

Chadres fucking own you bitches

The fuck meds did this guy forget to take?

>lose series
>own

L M A O
M
A
O

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>lose 2 world series
>arent owner
LMAO BITCH

ready to fucking die, lads
this team is a god damned tire fire

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>Go to series once ever
>Get swept

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Farhan is making chess moves daily tho

didn't they get swept in the last world series?

Ryu has been my saving grace today
>Inb4 Roberts takes him out for the bullpen to shit the bed

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They went twice
84 and 98

I have the utmost faith in Farhan and what he does. I just want to have fun watching games on a consistent basis again ;_;
Blet just hit a 2 run homer to tie the game tho, so at least the odds of getting swept by the Reds are a little less now.

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no

Probably won't see a lot of wins this season but you can at least have fun watching the rebuilding process. The Giants had a great run so don't get too down on them.

Yes they did, 4-1 to the red sox. A gentleman's sweep

hmm

Thats not a sweep

It's still pathetic

And your still retarded.

>doyerfags are so desperate

Ryu's mom is pretty doable

I was thinking the same thing

the trop looks like it has a musky smell to it like it's a dirty fish tank.

Based Seager

>The absolute state of Washington D.C.

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;___; Ice cold my man

COREY IN THE HOUSE

>only a 6 run safety net for 1 inning of Dodgers bullpen
Sorry Ryu, that one walk one hitter will be a no decision

youtube.com/watch?v=b9yoaqAVH8M

just maintain the lead for once in your lives

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The fuck is a Rocky Gale?

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>Jansen

pls

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A stoney storm

>imagine splitting a series with the gnats

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lol

>CREDS

>Doyers win

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Good series nats

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mariner bros...

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Based sausage girl

Would wife

Cubs, Brewers

Are you the 2018 Mets?

Just another year for the dodgers to embarrass themselves unless some other team actually shows up

But was it, really?

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GG Reds

Twins will make the postseason

Where did all those shit talking Mariners fans go?

no mariner fans you can't bandwagon the rangers, but you can follow the astros

please don't post things like that

They should have. They had the game in hand and Kinsler through it away in an error. The only game the dodgers won in the series was due to the red Sox blowing it, not the dodgers playing well.

They're still here you blind anglels fag.

>rags
I leave for a few days and this is what I come back to?
I mean, I wasn't expecting to win the series in Houston, but c'mon Rags.

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who can stop them

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Anyone play slow pitch softball here? How do I stop being a basehit cuck? Seems all I can do is line or ground it to center field and I’m a pretty big guy

go to the batting cage

Batting cage doesn’t throw arcs

yes they do
t. goes to the batting cage every week

themselves much like any team

>shit loser tardinals

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Current Yea ForumsL West standings:
Yea Forumsstros: 26-15
Yea Forumsngels: 19-21
m/a/riners: 20-23
Yea Forumsthletics: 19-23
>rags: 17-21

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Nobody cares

Would rather watch the rags than any of those shit teams. Also Mariners are sinking faster than the Titanic.

Based

oh these are coping post ignore these rags fags

I don't watch this gay sport I am just here to laugh at the Mariners

>13-2

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How does it manage to always go so wrong for them?

I only find it funny because Mariner's """""fans""""" couldn't shut the fuck up a month ago. Now they're all gone.

>red sux bully queen felix so bad he goes on the IL
LMAO memeiners

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didn't they have the best record in regular season history and lose in the first round?

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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god the internet was so much better before smartphones let normies and brown people on it

>normie
redditor detected

It was like this last year and the year before, I too find it funny because I know what will inevitably happen.

They had a 116 win season and then somehow managed to lose in the 1st round

Keep crying

>cusb

At least the marlins didnt lose today

Are you blind?

Astros desu

Red Sox are averaging over 11 runs a game over the last 4 days

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feels weird to win this many close games in a row that aren't walk offs

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youtube.com/watch?v=-GOvtOuAbo4
>David Ross confirms there was a Mario Kart addiction in the Cubs Clubhouse
Good to know the Cubs have good taste in vidya games.

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cubbies own ya

So it still wasnt a sweep.

More like a flush down the toilet.

You're alright

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>last time I checked the anglels were at 4th place in the al west standings
>now they're at 2nd
Jesus, I'd like to think the al west wasn't a joke but its a fucking clown fiesta over here
Also someone post that erick aybar copypasta goddamnit

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youtube.com/watch?v=cKXylOw4I0Y
If your team didn't get at least 2 ejections already, they aren't trying hard enough

gotta admit my nl central cubsbros won that series fair and square

Fucking christ.
LA is a sprawling metropolitan hellscape larger than many developed countries by population. They are extraordinarily diverse and so superficially fixated.
Yet the LA spam posters have nothing but 2-3/10 literally revolting thots to post. What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the heck happened to this general?

reckerposting

cusb happened

Broors are already in damage control saying it's the weather that caused them to lose.
Which given Yelich can't only hit home runs at Miller Park, only confirms the Brewers are Dome Babies.

Is that it? Looks like the same half dozen weebs making 90% of the posts at nobody in particular.

>cubs talking shit in may
lmao ok sure, chicago's education is the gift that never ceases to provide

It's literally one person who actually contributed shekels to this site for a pass.

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Stay mad dome baby.

I know. But he has the opportunity in front of him to post 7-8/10s from any race
Dude just has literal trailer park taste

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>Wanting more 3DPG
This is Yea Forums, only the superior 2D form is acceptable.

What did the Cubs do to the Astro's mascot?

certainly based

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where was this suggested friend

>reds couch keeps getting ejected because his team is a steaming pile of shit

Poor dude.

Astros or the world champions as i call them are winning

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>No Cubs baseball today
Sell me on what game I should watch today.

*breathes in*
*Wheezes*
PFFFFTTHDHDDHDHDHFFHFAAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA HOLY FUCK GUYS I SAID ID CHECK BACK IN ON THE STEAMING DUMPSTER FIRE THAT IS THE SEATTLE MARINERS. WHOOOO BUDDY OH BOY. MAAAAN. PUT DOWN YOUR NINTENDO SWITCHES MARINERS FANS. PUT EM DOWN. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. THE FIRST 20 GAMES OF THE SEASON DO NOT MATTER. THERE IS 100 MORE GAMES TO BE PLAYED. Hdhahahahahaaa

Holy fuck though oh man. The Mariners waking up it just bring tears to my eyes. Imagine getting so cocky that you celebrate beating up the ROYALS. The worst team in baseball and y'all dun acted like you won the world fucking series.

Your team could go undefeated in the regular season and they wouldn't win the world series. Not this October. Not next October. Not even the October 20 years later. No Octobers. Never any October.

October kills the Mariners
The only thing that kills the Mariner more is may.

*spits*
oh you fucking asshole

>Imagine getting so cocky that you celebrate beating up the ROYALS
I forgot all about this. Same shit every year with these fools though and nobody would care if they could only keep their fucking mouths shut. They have to be the worst fan base here.

I no gay, YOU gay!

Based

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lel

He's a fucking goblino that only comes into contact with goblinas. It's all he knows

holy fuck look at the W I D T H of that ump at 3:25
what a unit

BLESSED

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Morning, laddies

>cusb

Fuck this idiot

guy i normally do contracting work for gifted me tickets to the subway series at yankee stadium and i got a bunch of mets games lined up in june
excited for all this winning bros (:

Did some contractor work for a guy. Let's just say, gay for pay has its perks. See you boys in the nosebleeds!

your russels, your bryants, your rizzos, your darvishes, your baezs, your schwarbies, your contreas’s

>cusb

Yeah I'm thinking this is an outrage

What an egotistical fuck

He is your president.

>cubes

Grab him by the hands...pull him close... then send this asshole to the moon

>Opposite of being on the cover of Sports Illustrated
>SI predicted the Astros three years in advance

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>Rick Hahn confirms that Carlos Rodon will soon undergo Tommy John surgery. Obviously he's done for the rest of this season...hope to have Rodon back in 2nd half of 2020. #WhiteSox

Now Rodon's joining Kopech, Dunning and Adolfo as out for season with an elbow injury. KEK, why the FUCK do athletes on Reinsdorff teams always get severely injured?

F

Reinsdorf has people in high and low places.

We should give this phenomena a name:
The Derrick Rose phenomena

>KEK, why the FUCK do athletes on Reinsdorff teams always get severely injured?
Not really a normal thing for the Sox.

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Does that count prospects though?

Seems like the number of players getting tommy john surgery has exploded in the last 5 years

How rich is Mr. John by now?

2021 Chicago White Sox rotation:
Kopech
Cease
Giolito
Rodon
Dunning

I bet Tommy's happy with his royaltys check lol

What are u doing with your free million dollars from the mets on Bobby bonilla day

Got some free tix for the subway from a guy I do some side jobs for

delayed start due to rain but not the thread.
bal v nyy

>Bobby Bonilla day
Speaking of deferred payments, what the fuck were the nationals thinking?
twitter.com/mikemayerMMO/status/1013295573779312640

Lmao memeiners

Mariners put you in a seeth
one that takes ya back to reg season 01
ya be fuckin done
As i leave ya to the bums

You now remember when /mlb/ was a one thread a day general

Mariners fucking own ya

FEEELIX DA KIIIING! ALLLLLLLL RISEEEE! MARINERS GOD DAMN WE HOT... HOT AS FUCK!

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>mfw there are fans of teams not named the mariners

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stros desu

Yeah I don't understand why it's been slow, the last thread had 140+ posters

youtu.be/ovInj8YYOrU

Skip to 7:25 for based and redpilled

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Mariners own your ass faggot

Do they?

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Fuck you fuck you fuck you

>assletics
What went wrong?

He's not MY president.

Not enough bunting

*loud choking*

Windians thread?

>whos

>tfw no dodger game today

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White Sox are the only team worth watching tonight

>Harpie hitting .229

youtube.com/watch?v=gMGiA4Mrli0

>bruce hooper

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We love this man

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imagine if the illies don't win a world series in the next 13 years

It's not hard to imagine

they won't. Their long term core and farm are ass

This but unironically. Their pitching is bad, I don't think they're even making the playoffs this season.

HOT TAKE ALERT

World Series will be Los Glorious Doyers vs. the rays or the houspies

BIGGU FRY MR. OHTANI-SAN

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is there no brewers v phillies game thread?

Everyone posts on discord or reddit now. soccer killed spuh

It's like a home run derby. How does pitching get this bad? Is this the power of the comedy central?

>over 100 posters
>soccer killed speeee

aint going to those faggy shitholes

This.

>defending divegrass

I wasn't defending divegrass I was making fun of the post itself.

What do people see in those places? I can't stand either it's all fucking garbage.

There are only 100 posters here because the thread has somehow lasted 3 days instead of 1 like it used to

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEW THREAD!!!!

zoomers and normies. Both love plebbit and discord trannies.

This except zoomer baseball fans only like Zack Hample and MLB The Show, they don't even watch the games, they just watch youtube and play video games

I'm just saying if the next threads OP isn't laughing at the Mariners than I'll be disappointed.

Press L to laugh at Mariners

The problems this genny has is having threads of nothing but the same silly shit post. I don't want to spend all day reading baby talk and cusb.

>32 posts early

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the baby talk is from the bored bears and packers fans from /nfl/ that have nothing to do in the offseason

Personally I don't understand baby talk. Or cusb posting. What backbone really united mlb as a group is making fun of the Mariners and making fun of the dodgers.

Sorry sir

We should get revenge on them.

Any ideas? I'm too scared to visit /nfl/.

Cubs fans and and Inspector Godgers are very important to this general

that's absurd. fuck zoomers

why bears and packers? has fuck all to do with it

the inspector godgers poster and "cubs fan here" which uses the burrs bear

SCUBIDA BOOBIDA YOUR WAIFUS NOW LOOSENEDUP!!!!

That actually makes logical sense.

Hm.. This makes sense logically... quite interesting indeed.

retard

White Sox are talking about Palka coming back. Unnecessary.

Entertain me with the argument. I'm not concerned about the argument but the thought process behind it. If we can analyze the thought process we can synthesize a similar solution that may be more tangible. Quite the task. Quite indeed. The process is always just as important as the solution. That's what one needs to understand to come up with unique ideas. If we can solve the dilemma behind the shitposting we can definitely stop it. We have the solution but we don't have the "why?" behind it. We'll definitely solve this.

Does anyone here watch MLB.tv on a Roku device? How is it? Do I just hook it up to my tv, enter my login credentials, and I can watch out of market games on my tv?

Roku is just a device that acts as an intermediary between you and the internet. Much like an alternative to the computer except for your television. Now we have to observe the intuitive leap here: why would you be able to watch out of market games if you still have an ip that's range banned from mlb? This is where intuition and logic diverge. Your problem was a problem of logic. I hope i answered your question.

Hes trolling you fucking retard

>harper is batting .225

MUH HOMERS

Who?

It's easy and smooth HD. Yes log in and you are good to go.

KEK KEKKKKITYS OMFG KEKKK!!!!!
yah so fuckin funny. so fuckin funny when we are perched atop first place by 3 games shithead. Go fuck yourself

The entire point of MLB.tv is that you pay to watch out of market games. Try not to be an idiot while you call people out on logic.

Faggot

Doing the lord's work.

If you're really into basedball it's great. It's nice being able to watch 2 or more games daily.

We all make mistakes.

>Mariners aren't even .500 and it isn't even asg yet

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>Trolling
He wanted to have a military parade to honor him and when that was shut down, he switched to wanting the 4th of July to be a celebration about him.
The fact he has so much else to deal with and he's personally micromanaging the fire work display is a big problem.

Also, still waiting for him to throw out a first pitch. Because only college dick herpes is good enough for him.

New thread, with a tweest.

Everyone knows there is a new thread right?