/nba/ general - Cuckshits get swept in 6

Curry: 0 points in first hallf, 33 points in second half
Thompson: 22 first half points, hammers the nail in the coffin to put Warriors up 110 - 104
Bogut: Started the game, played 11 minutes, 0 points, +3
Looney: 14 points, 5 Reb
Livingston: 11 points in 13 minutes
Iguodala: 17 points, 0/2 Free Throws, 3 Turnovers
Harden: did his best but was not enough with 35 points
Paul: played one good game this series, flopped around like a pretend rape victim, kept crying like a little bitch about no-calls the entire game (seriously how is LeBron even friends with this faggot?)
Tucker: 15 points
Gordon: 9 points but he just came back from injury
Rest of Rockets: I don't know any of them and I don't even care

>After the game
Morey: "It's not my fault. I never do anything wrong"
D'Antoni: "There's a chance I might get fired"
Paul: "At least I got paid. There's certainly no chance they'll trade me...right?"
Harden: "I miss Ariza"

>Tomorrow
No gaems

>Sunday
Games Sevens
POR@DEN
PHI@TOR

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Fuck Embitch.

>Harden: "I miss Ariza"
Me too, Har_en.

Fuck the Warriors

Fire Dantoni. Trade Capela. If you can come up with a way to get rid of CP3, trade him too.

threadly reminder

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That vid is so fucking hot

>both game 7s are played tomorrow
what am I gonna do in the meantime?

cp3 for gordon hayward strait up. who says no?

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Go Warriors, fuck Kyrie, Fuck Danny Ainge and fuck Gordon Hayward

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>If you can come up with a way to get rid of CP3
lol

Capela for Hayward

my rapties fimma sweep the 76ers tomorrow :)

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OH NO NO NO

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Is Gerald Green going back to his couch after this?

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The problem is 100% Harden. I just saw them play way better when he wasn't on the court. Only player on the Rockets with zero heart and no defense just glad he can get back to the strip club.

KD must be furious. he was so close to leaving this summer without getting exposed as totally unnecessary

i actually suggested to trade CP3 for Hayward

Have sex

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go back and stay there

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Furious he gets another shot at a ring?

No this is a dumb take. Harden is not a leader type that wins games by himself in crunch time, but that doesn't mean he's not a valuable player. The rockets would have won this game if they had decent coaching and a real big man.

MICHAEL IS THR GOAT SO BUY NIKE. LEBRON IS THE GOAT SO BUY NIKE

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a meaningless one

>/snakes/ My Lilly + My Mickey
>Boogie + Durant injuries
>Curry steps up 2nd half to close out series
>God Damned It I fucking

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i'll cop some new balance

>those plump titties

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Keep posting pics like that and I might not

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sauce? or at least the name of the girl

I want to fuck Katie Nolan.

>hurrrrr

Good one. You fit in here really well, user. Really great post!!!

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Follow christ and end your addiction

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I can't imagine anyone ever willingly taking that CP3 contract though.

Why are you visiting reddit, sparksanon?

cope

this is my victory lap

don't bother with a reply I'll be long gone by then

deuces!

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Ill do anything if it means drowning in the tears of rocket/harden fans

honestly, are they gonna tear the whole thing down in houston? I mean they had big visions but that loss was so brutal, I think they will have permanent mental damage from it. They are like rape victims now it is kind of sad

>based larry

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>just glad he can get back to the strip club.

Why, so your mother can afford her rent this month?

>morey
>harden
>cp3
>cocklets
>WE WOULD'VE WON WITH A HEALTHY SQUAD
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Remember who's bitch you are cocklets.

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>addiction
Reminder that John Hopkins University proved psychedelics to be the best known treatment for tabacco addiction. You wanna quit smoking? Take a little trip..

>The results of the pilot study were eye-popping: Six months after their psychedelic session, 80% of the volunteers were confirmed to have quit smoking. At the one-year mark, that figure had fallen to 67%, which is still a better rate of success than the best treatment now available. A much larger study at Hopkins is currently under way.

>80% success rate
>67% after one year

..or just go with your own personal bias and ignore the research..

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I honestly wouldn't put it past Fertitta to blow up the Rox and start over especially since they regressed this year, though it was partially his doing for not keeping key guys. Oh well, I'm putting money on the Raptors winning it all.

she stopped being hot a few years ago its all smoke and mirrors now

seek help

I mean kyrie might leave so they might want a pg with experience. someone who understands its a marathon and not a sprint, and can work with brad and teach a young tatum if he isn't moved

>Wearing rockets red

We know where he's going!

yuck

The Rockets will trade James Harden to the Knicks for the first pick in the draft. Cap this.
Rockets win a ring next year with Zion.

Updated 2019 playoffs tierlist

> God Tier
Kawhi
Giannis


> Based Tier
Jokic
Lillard
Joel "Canuck killer" Embiid
James "Jimmy" Buckets
Iguodala, Looney, Warriors bench
Popovich
Seth Curry
Gasol, but not the one you'd think

> Kino Tier
Portland
Denver
Jamal Murray
Alfarouq "Anime" Aminu
Insomnia Cookies

> E X P O S E D tier
Stephanie Curry
Rockets
Celtics
Kyrie Irving
DeRozan
Durant
Kyle Lowry
Nick Nurse
Capela
Simmons

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i wear adidas bro

>Ill do anything if it means drowning in the tears of rocket/harden fans
who do you rep aye? you bang foo?

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Why are his legs burnt?

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Ayesha's husband had a decent second half

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I just don't know anymore man.
I love James so much, he's why I got into basketball in the first place.
I love CP3 just as much, he's been one of my favorite points for a long time.
Watching this felt like watching my dad get beat up, but instead of it being an actual fight it was some weird BDSM shit and he was just taking it.
Deep inside my heart I don't wanna give up, but I know rings aren't gonna happen like this, or maybe even anytime with Harden on the team. It pains me to say it, but it seems more and more true everyday.
Just wanna say that my heart is always with HTown, even as someone who's not from there, but goddamn this hurts.

baste

I hate the Warriors but I hate CP3 so much, I love watching him lose. Stupid flopping loser bitch. No ring for you, EVER!

Anyone who's followed Houston's sports scene is used to this. The teams look great but then come up short when it matters. It's happened to our basketball teams, baseball teams, and football teams all my life. Before we were "clutch city" for winning a couple seasons, we were "choke city" because of the type of shit we saw tonight. The only tears you'll get are zoomers who are too young to know this. You'd get a lot more zoomer tears if GSW lost, but hopefully the DEN or POR can step up.

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>Just wanna say that my heart is always with HTown, even as someone who's not from there, but goddamn this hurts

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Seriously you stick out like a sore thumb

Being this much of a faggot for a flopping memechucker charity stripe fuck boi

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Holy fuckin cringe

It'll be okay bro, we'll get a ship again one day. I'm just lucky I was old enough to follow and be excited for the b 2 b in the 90s. I wanna experience it again.

>copy pasting a post straight from reddit

Save us LeBum

>this is the guy who is going to end everyones season in June.

lol

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he's too busy with space jam 2

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Take your drug addled roleplaying ass back to

He sleep

imagine actually LIVING in texas

This is the gayest post I ever read senpai

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we need a guy with energy to help take over when harden doesn't show. like butler or kemba

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and how would you know that? you smell like a redditor

honestly this is the worst timeline for basketball and it's not getting any better. only the bucks can save the nba now

based

All this talk about how great the inefficient chucker Lillard is this playoffs while Curry is gettin shit on while puttin up superior statistics lmao /nba/ is so casual and deluded

You should be able to tell just from looking at the fucking post without ever being on reddit.

>yfw Harden wins MVP for his meme 50 point games in the regular season

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>game 6
>got his choco milk
>took a dip in the Pacific before leaving the bay
They stood no chance.

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giannis already won it

Curry's last 3 games vs the Rockets

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lebeta pls save us from these memechucking mulatto faggots

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Are Cucksins and Durrant gonna play in the next round?

What shall be the NBA final and why Jokic x Antetokounmpo?

wow it's almost like it's illegal to defend perimeter shooters in the modern nba

>team who won championship without player win singular game without said player
wow that's incredible

t. butthurt cockshit fan

that fake woj is so mad lmaoooo

I don't have to imagine

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>Larry was right again

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nice try nigger, but hueston is just as bad with the perimeter chucking as golden shite

the sport is unwatchable today because of these horseshit post-jordan era rules. if we still had hand-checking, small mulatto faggots like steph and clay wouldn't be effective, and even big faggots like harden would struggle.

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How will Houston be next year? Really want Harden to fizzle out.

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>larry

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ya and if my grandmother had a dick shed be my grandfather

Last year they had the energy, this year they had the favorable injury matchups, next year they won't have either.

after today i can't explain how much i miss Lebron bros...

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and your grandfather would be a faggot, just like you

I thought you were unbiased.

harden will keep them in contention. but morey needs to do some reshuffling

who?

le 3-6 man?

>no game plan besides "lol score more"
>no in game adjustments
>rotations thrown together illogically and randomly
>"""system""" is just predictable isoball
Can everyone just admit he's a fraud already?

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It's sad really. Without durshit the memeors have zero chance of beating LeBron, but he can't even make the playoffs anymore because only shit organizations will sign him

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I haven't watched basketball in years but I decided to check out some highlights of the Warriors Rockets game

Did they always play so much music during game time? It seems like the dude controlling the arena sounds is laying down a new beat every possession. I remember some arena music being played in halftime or between possessions but never when the playclock was on. is this a Houston thing or am I just remembering wrong?

Now's their chance. The way the lelkers are now they'll probably trade lebum and a first round pick for CP3.

lmao cockshits

>coaches teams who should win championships
>never makes the finals
is Mike D'Antoni the EG.Bulba of the NBA?

>thinks he’s relying to the reaL sparks user

Stop falling for bait

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It's easy to point the finger after a loss, but we just saw 6 games decided by 6 points or less. There's something to his coaching, it's not his fault his starting center was absent all 6 games, or that his star player had 2 turnovers in the last minute or two in a 2 possession game. Yet despite all that we still got one of the closest playoffs either team's ever seen.

>he doesn't have the nonanon addon that shows ips

>imposters

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>mfw I see a cockshit or lelker fan around me

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>people still think Silver will let the Warriors loaea series

This bitch will be bounced in 5 games.

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When your players play poorly, you need to make adjustments. Why the fuck was Green on the floor so much? Why the fuck was Capela on the floor so much? Give those minutes to guys like Nene and River instead and the outcome could have been very different.

To lose a game like they did tonight, you have to point fingers everywhere.

>and your grandfather would be a faggot, just like you

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>best player in the league
>6'3" manlet

joke of a sport, this

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>sparknigger exposed
>curry shit in hardons mouth
lmaoooo

literally the best day of my life

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Oh hey James

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>Bogut (GSW) grabs Gordon (HOU) to intentionally foul him
>refs call a technical foul on Gordon
>GSW gets a free throw and possession

>Paul (HOU) saves ball from going out of bounds
>bounces of Curry's (GSW) foot
>ref who's literally standing 2 feet away calls the kicked ball on Curry
>ref who was half a court away runs all the way over and says it was on Paul
>GSW gets possession

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I think they match up really poorly against the Warriors. I don't know how they defend them

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Yikes, I can't wait for the cockshits audit of this game.

I love dantoni but everyone deserves some blame tonight

We tried to tell you KD out actually meant bad news for Cockshits because Dantoni the fraud can't adjust. Yet we were called nutcases :)

jesus christ just imagine what Rodman would have done to his bussy 25 years ago

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Trade Harden for LeBron straight up, who says no?

Hell no fuck LeBum. He's washed up. At least Harden can get you to the playoffs.

Cousins owned the Joker. So with Boogie out. This will be interesting to see

imagine what he would have done to his wife

the steph 3 late was an and1, no call

refs did all they could to help harden flop to the line

It's a good thing there's referee accountability so they can't keep getting away with this over and over again for years and years.

lebron is the best player in the NBA, he's a leader and he's won championships. to compare him to harden is a joke

Kerr has been saving Bogut specifically for Jokic

wow, had no idea KD was so hateful.

Just throwing up White Power signs like that, ban his ass from Wrigley now!

based

>lebron is the best player in the NBA
No that's easily KD. To suggest otherwise is completely delusional.

Jokic will get buckets. But the Nuggets don't have anyone who can even pretend to be a good perimeter defender. Like, Jamal Murray would get completely taken advantage of

whats he going to do bros?

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>that's easily KD

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He's going to be running some incredible spreadsheet calculations that prove the Rockets actually won this series in 4

Get Dantoni fired and signs KD.

I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN SPARKSANON GETS EXPOSED!!!!!

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Me

Giannis is both the regular season and playoff MVP

lazy passes
lazy defense
lazy inbounds
lazy trying to get the ball
lazy flailing step backs
lazy shitty floaters vs driving hard
laziest faggot ever and playoff record speaks for it
also fuck the midget

Rockets won't get any good player until they get rid of CP3's contract

also why did that retard pringles had the terrorist guard klay for the entire first half again

How the fuck is this even allowed. Fuck the warriors and fuck the rockets for.sucking dick and choking. These should have won these last 2 games easy. It was handed to them on a platter and fuck capella what the fuck man

take your meds gowiz

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>until they get rid of CP3's contract
Which is pretty much impossible so we're fucked. They could still improve with a better coach at least. You can still favor the memechucks and layups, but the entire offensive system needs to be overhauled to something moves faster and is less predictable. That's the most realistic option imo.

is your bracket still alive?

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we can't let them threepeat, bros

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soooooo mad

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so what were people saying at the start of the season? just give the warriors the trophy why bother watching. and guess what it's gonna be true and you all know it

i'm literally tired of winning

anyone else know this feel?

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Any way lebron can sign with the bucks before the NBA finals?

What a bitch. I'd crush his head if he said that to me.

The Bucks will beat the Warriors though.

Fucking white trash. Talk shit, get hit.

>muh refs

you don't honestly believe this

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no I don't, because my team plays in a league where defense is still legal

fraudulent champs like steph aren't fit to wipe Brady's cleats

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>they can't keep getting away with this over and over again for years and years

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KD is literally a better LeBeta

literally unguardable

>Lebron is the best player in the NBA
Sorry to say, but your opinion of Lebron doesn’t really match up with our rating engine’s results.. it may very well be that you’re running your ratings model using an outdated version of the stats filtering module. For a more viable reference point, please access the “LeChoke/LeCancer-Made-theLakeShits-Even-Worse-This-Season.spk” file. Once your system management profile has prompted you to confirm the updated load order, simply select “YES”, and then select “SPARK” on the next screen, and proceed to re-run your results. I think then you’ll see that the results show: LeFraud is a sparkless little bitch and probably the worst “”””””GOAT”””””” contender in NBA history:

>no spark
>no charisma
>abysmal clutch shooting
>le 'let someone else take the big shot' so I can take credit for the assist and my """"high Basketball IQ"""" if they make it, but avoid blame if they miss
>literally blames teammates for losses in post game press
>"after losing in the finals so many times, it almost doesn't feel worth it to make it here"
>"I'm the greatest player in the world"
...but...
>"We just ran out of talent"

This is a perfect example of why LeBronsexuals are so insufferable.

I’m sorry, user, but your opinion has been shown to be mostly based on personal bias and has been disregarded by our system’s default disposal tasking process. Thank you.

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>my team plays in a league where defense is still legal

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Obsessed.

>your opinion has been shown to be mostly based on personal bias and has been disregarded by our system’s default disposal tasking process

holy autism batmane

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Can we please stop bringing up gowiz and just focus on what’s important!!?!

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oh wow they missed out on 1 point, that totally compares to 1 point and 2 full possessions in a two possession game

>REEEE MUH REFS
Where's the audit Daryl?

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raptors matchup better against them i think

meds=take them

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>tfw he made it to the very end

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Done :)

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celticsfag I'm rooting for the blazers now, they're the good guys right?

>this is bantz on /nba/ now

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every time the warriors win another championship, Lebron’s legacy gets stronger
he was the only one who defeated the greatest team of all time. he single handedly put a hole in the warriors dynasty, at their 73 win Curry MVP peak
Greatest player of all time, easily

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>Rockets, you did enough, now leave Golden State to us

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literally who and literally who

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>KD is better than Dame
>Steph and Klay are better than CJ
its over

you missed a spot

you posted the wrong image

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>keep up with first half
>curry has no points
>take a nap knowing there will be game 7
>mfw
Ok can I get a rundown? What the FUCK happened?

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B E S T T I M E L I N E

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you are rockin with the best

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>Ok can I get a rundown? What the FUCK happened?

Cockshits remembered that they're the Cockshits in the postseason and choked, as usual.

Curry finally started scoring. Expect an 80 page audit from the Rockets.

>its over
what algorithm do you claim?

Dame Time more like Saves the League Time

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the best one, common sense

dame time more like swept time again XDD

larrryloaf alpha

>check officiating crew
>marc davis
Oh. Silver had GSW going in no matter what. I'm not surprised.

>muh refs
lmao

we just witnessed history lads

If you don't believe they were a factor in who won then you weren't watching the game.

>destroyed Westbrick and Paul George
>about to destroy Jokic and Murray
>WILL destroy Curry, Klay and Durant

literally the most kino storyline, bring it

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>>check officiating crew

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>muh refs
lmao, hurry up with that audit.

just wait until you see the refanalytics report

>me in the bottom right corner

>about to destroy Jokic and Murray
thats where youre wrong kiddo

>wake up, CurrGOD, see you in the finals

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So cockshits are using the refs to cope again? Hurry up Daryl!

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DRIP SPLASH LIKE THE ICE ON DA WRIST
>BRRRT BRRRT BRRRT BRRRT
DATS A CALL I CAN'T MISS
SET MY GOALS LIKE A GO HIT THE SWITCH
WORK WORK WORK
CHECK IT OFF THE CHECKLIST

IN A POSITION TO WIN
>WIN
IN A POSITION TO GO
>GO
IN A POSITION TO WIN
>WIN
IN A POSITION TO GO
>GO

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Warriors fans wouldn’t mind losing to the Hometown boy.

>thinking the based curse could ever be lifted
lmfao TYBG

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE YOU GUYS NEXT YEAR fuck this fucking sport

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why won't /moo/ just leave us alone

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Harden never apologized, he brought the curse upon himself

BLUEFACE BABY
YEA AIGHT

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>this

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Not the right time & Harden is easy to root against, but he's really a tragic figure:
>fucked up teeth & toes
>some thot exposes your dick too
>use that as autism rage fuel to become one of the best players
>get drafted by chokelahomo that almost ruined your potential and didn't want to pay you in favor of fucking westbrick
>team US is stacked, can't even shine there
>finaly get a break & sign with supposedly smart organisation
>they make you play most abhorent style, everyone hates you for it
>they give you Duhwait, CPee 3, Carmelo & Di Antoni as sidekicks to win championship
>if that isn't bad enough your way to championship is always blocked by commiestate memechuckers who take paycuts to have 5 all stars and "LMAO we still win with 2 injuries"
>gsw has carousel of impact perfomances and your sidekicks are even trashier than you, so all your chokes are magnified x100
>refs don't appreciate your "foul drawing craft" and league will never give you playoff pass over "30k for ticket to playoff game" market
Press F to pay respects to the state of James Harden.

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S

The R's losing to the W's without Durant or Cousins, officially makes the R's the most overrated team in the league this year.

F

Getting mad at Harden's game is like getting mad at an actor for the part they were picked to play instead of the writers or casting directors

Welcome to the /RC/ frauds broship.

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OKC didn't want to pay him in favor of Ibaka. It was a totally sound decision at the time because Ibaka was a young big already in Dpoty races and appeared to be developing. Who could have known that he was 30

there was literally nothing in this game that could give you the feeling that the Rockets would just win it, mainly in the first half, they played like they didn't want to him, so sloppy, slow and wasting A LOT of possessions, this happened in game 5 too, they honestly didn't deserved to advance at all

I can't take Curry as a serious superstar when he plays offball like a pussy. No superstar should be playing like a shane battier or kyle korver, the man should demand the ball in his hands.

they didn't want to win*, i'm sleepy

does hinkie really post here???

this. trade the traveler flopper.

t. Hardens publicist

I agree. Their reputation's riding off their success last year, but you could tell from the beginning of the regular season that the new guys they picked up were way shittier than last year's team just by looking at their W/L early on. Except for Faried who didn't even play.

We're all conveniently forgetting that GSW sans Durant is still a team that won 73 games

>I can't take Curry as a serious superstar

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>Getting mad at Harden's game is like

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Who’s this slut?

What's the reason that the Celtics losing the series 1-4 is framed as more because the Celtics collapsed and less because the Bucks actually went out and won the series? Are people just sleeping on them for no reason?

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>sans

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Because a lot of media heads and experts predicted that the Celtics would win the east before the season so instead of admitting that they were wrong they blame the team.

westbrook would never go scoreless in the first half

You're right, he would get a triple double and the team would lose

lmao

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People bought into the Celshit hype hard after they pushed an objectively terrible (aside from Lelbron) Cavs team to 7. Brad Stevens got propped up as some kind guru for no valid or rational reason and everyone just assumed that once le flat earth man rejoined the squad the team would be elite. Once they playoffs started, everyone forgot all of the issues the team had throughout the regular season and acted like their mediocre performance was just some kind of fluke.

Anyone will match up better defensively than the Cuckshits.

>get swept in 6
>swept
>in six
>swept
Best of 10 series, is it?

That would be 11, not 10

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>good organization
>actually work as a team and share the ball
>team remains competent while you're hurt
Why would you even leave especially for the fucking Knicks. You're in a situation most wish for and are basically guaranteed at least one or two more rings.

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a gentleman's "gentleman's sweep"

Because his rings don't count as long as he's on the warriors and he and everybody else knows it

>Watching this felt like watching my dad get beat up, but instead of it being an actual fight it was some weird BDSM shit and he was just taking it.
that post took a sudden and uncomfortable turn.
I'm outta here.

warriors rings dont count so he wants one that does

>Warriors play better without Durant
>Celtics play better without Kyrie
>both go to Knicks

It might not end well NY bros

>Watching this felt like watching my dad get beat up, but instead of it being an actual fight it was some weird BDSM shit and he was just taking it.

lmao

I'm from the future. Jimmy Butler wins the series on a buzzer beater in double OT.

He doesn't actually like moving the ball. He does it but in his heart, he wants to be the only guy making it happen. And obviously if you want to do that the New York Knicks are the place to go. And he still wants people to love him. And he just seems like, really sour and bitter personally.

at least KD iso chucking will get you to the finals/wins you a chip
Kyrie is basically just a worse version of curry/harden

I didn’t bother watching game 6 because I knew my Rockets would get it done at home. Can someone tell me when game 7 starts?

>defense
>NFL

>Why would you even leave especially for the fucking Knicks. You're in a situation most wish for and are basically guaranteed at least one or two more rings.

to have your own team? it was getting clear that he is the best player in the Warriors but after these last 2 games people will remember that there's still Klay and Curry there

next game is 5 months from now

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This shit will follow him regardless of where he goes at this point; and you can't sweep his GS run under the rug in 20 years when showing his highlights because of how dominant he is.

Basically, he made his bed might as well lay in it.

Whatever actually comes out of the west next year will probably shit all over him and Kyrie anyways if the Bucks don't do it first.

>needs series to go 7 games
>destroys

i don't give a shit about durants legacy but if we can trick him into thinking it matters and he leaves then i'm all for it. the warriors are unbeatable unless another crazy stacked team comes along

The thing is, he is the best player on the team. He's the best pure scorer in the history of the game. But the fit has never worked. It basically doesn't matter because the team is good enough that fit doesn't matter. But when KD is on the court, they play KD-style ball, and that's not what the rest of the team is best it. It's still good enough to be the best in the NBA. Just awkward.

Because if you actually watched the games you would see Kyrie was literally throwing.

You know when that guy teamkills you in a videogame and says that you just need to "git gud".
That was Kyrie.

Night losers

Bucks should be considered the favorites

>no KD
>Curry scoreless in the first half
>still lose
Uhhh...Rockets?

It's almost like the Warriors actually move the ball around.

>klay memechucks in the 1st half
>curry takes over and memchucks in the 2nd

literally same formula for 5 years now

>>best player in the league
'3" manlet
because sporting prowess should be relative to height.
please do endeavour to become serious, my good man.

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>formula
I checked my thesaurus, and "formula" is not a synonym for "talent".

I wouldn't put antotepoopie over Jokic right now, dudes averaging 20, 10, and 7 in the West.

>rockets meme chuck for the past few years
>still lose

>embiitch

Rockets? More like Cockets

Also hilarious that Curry's mom is more attractive than his wife

did harden buy in too hard bros?

imagine doubting the goat

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fuck steph curry

Where are all the seething rockets fans? Do I need to go on their reddit?
Also, the WCF is probably going to be easier than the rockets for the warriors.

I just wanna let you know go fuck yourselves go dubs

>warriors have no bench
>warriors have no KD
>warriors have no Boogie
>Iggy and Livingston are washed up
Literally every argument made for Rockets winning the series.

> I hate the raptor >:(

Basketball gods obliterated KD and Boogie.
Why couldn't the Rockets put them away?

I love watching CP3 lose over and over, hes such an unlikable faggot. If he could just get his emotions under control for 5 fucking seconds maybe hed actually be a winner. But no, he makes a basket and acts like the cockiest fucker in the world. Look at him get all angry and flex his lil arms, its just pathetic. He reminds me of Westbrook in that hes talented but literal cancer for a team. Egomaniac who will never get a ring, and one of the most egregious floppers out there. Fuck him. Glad he lost

t. Deron Williams

When is Inside the NBA so I can listen to Kenny cry about his Rockets?

veruca james

curry is 76/76 on free throws taken in the 4th quarter of playoff games

>he makes a basket and acts like the cockiest fucker in the world. Look at him get all angry and flex his lil arms, its just pathetic.
this x1000
this is the kind of shit that has ruined the sport. barely existed prior to Iverson & that whole thug era. disgraceful.

Warriors got lucky.

Because that same warriors team won 73 games without KD and Boogie
Protip: they were already the greatest team of all time. they never needed KD. KD was beyond overkill

Lakers should just hire this man as their head coach. He has a winning record with over 900 NBA games as a head coach and he managed to beat LeBron and make it to the finals with a small market team lead by Dwight Howard, the most immature man alive.

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i would never doubt lebron

>same warriors team
Not really. Klay, Steph, and Dray are really the only real ones left. Bogut, Iggy, and Livingston are shells of who they were 3-4 years ago. Rumors have it that Iggy and Livingston are retiring after this season.

This was their best chance to beat the Warriors and they still lost. All CP3 is going to be able to do next year is flop.

Kerr joked after Game 5: "We’ll just find somebody on the bench who can give us 35 points, 11 boards, 9 assists, 2 blocks."
The Warriors bench tonight: 33/13/8/3
Honestly, this was a coaching effort. They simply got out-coached.

>Anthony "5 playoff wins in 7 years, injured all the time" Davis is S tier
Yeah fuck all that. I'd take Jokic or Lillard over him without hesitation.

>we only have 3 of the greatest players of all time in their prime
dumb argument

Who is left when the dust settles?
>D’urrtoni
>Hardon
>Chokepela
>ChokePee3

Dantoni is dumb for barely playing Manimal

James Harden is one of thos players that will never win a ring, just like CHarles Barkley, he doesn't have the x factor.

Harden is literally the MVP. All you assholes can say it's Giannis but Harden is the best player in league. The Rocketsost because the Warriors have the two best shooters in NBA history. Doesn't matter that they lost KD and Boogie. They are favorites for the title even without them.

AHEM

FUCK the Houston Rockets, FUCK Chris Paul, and FUCK James Harden

Absolutely BASED Klay, Curry, Warriors.

it's hilarious to see a GM try to build a team solely based on 2 players that are completely self centered and faggoty like Chris Paull and James Harden. Those are the 2 worst motherfuckers in the league besides lebron and Russell Westbrook. Lebron's skill supercedes his ego which elevatged him to championship level,

but Russell Westbrook
James Harden
and Chris Paul
3 current players that are driven by ego you will never see win a championship

Paul Pierce is the Nostradamus of NBA

The Astros just won the World Series you dense fuck.

@dmorey

You come at the king, you best not miss. Congratulations @warriors

excellent bait

you stupid fucking nigger. ad as s tier. wtf is wrong with you? also klay and draymond should be 1 tier up each. use your brain, you dense fuck.

softden is a flopping, choking bitch and I'm glad he's out

>one world series out of all the ones they had a real shot at but fucked up with over the past 30 years
you sure showed him

Lebron is an east baby who got exposed HARD when he actually had to face good teams in the west

Would they have beat the 2019 KDless Warriors?

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big yikes

streamable.com/rsu3s
RIP the Rockets season

Because it turns out the regular season does matter and is usually predictive of playoff success. People like to pretend it doesn't because of a few outlier champs but most of the time the 1 seed wins the ship.

Who’s getting fired/traded in Houston boys?

Shumpert, Green, Rivers, Nene's retiring,

biggest manufacturer of frauds ever:
westbrick-treble duble fraud
frauden-lazy ngbu
dumbrant-run to whoevers winning
ibaka-prolly 45 rn
reggerd jackson-fake starting point guard, worse than jennings
perkins-got exposed by a singing nigga
jeff green-set a blueprint for frauds like wiggins and brown
sefalosha-shoulve been shot by that nypd officer desu
scottie brooks and donavan-2 beta faggots in a row

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There are probably some teams who want Capela

oh and i forgot
fraud owner who rightfully killed himself
most importantly fraud franchise that should be returned to seattle

I don't care for teams that get eliminated, but I care more for all the cute girls that are fans of said team being sad and hurt afterwards :(

go get caned in the street

I feel bad for Curry, he deserves a better wife.

>commie roots for the commie team
Da

Dump Capela for Al Horford

Why was Faried absent for all the Warriors games? (Literally absent, not Capella absent.)

>everyone taking a shit on Draymond all season
>curry and Klay are being carried by KD. They’re absolute frauds.
>KD is the greatest player in the planet right now
>what bench? Old Man Iggy and Livingston?
>ITS ALLL KAAAYDEEEEE
Oh wait, it turns out KD was sucking the life out of a team of MVPs by needing to be fed the ball and is understood by teams with half a brain as being less of a threat compared to getting Buried in stephs 3’s and so gets to play his fun little iso ball in the corner and clapping hard for the ball. Obvious they need as much talent on the talent to survive the playoffs long term bitnim Just glad that people woke up and realized why KD went to GS. It wasn’t to carry some shots how team of scrubs.

Remember this once he leaves for the knicks.

Idk but that Cp3 contract is now officially the second worse Contract next to John Wall

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Will /nba/ ever win? Will Larry ever lose?

soon

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What was that fat chick you guys were obsessed with over like 4yrs ago?

She was on like every commercial but I cannot remember what the commercials were

Unironically Ramadan

Lakers get Chris Paul and Clint Capela for LeBron james and stuff. Who says no?

>the Warriors are still too stacked with a one-handed Curry and only a fully healthy Thompson reeeeeeee
Fuck Harden. The Rockets lost because he kept coming into the game with no heart and kept taking half the plays on defense off and taking stupid shots that killed ball movement. When he came into the game the Warriors immediately starting surging and going on runs. He killed the Rockets more than anyone else, even Thompson and Curry yet everyone else will take the blame. Harden singlehandedly lost the last two games by being a low iq iso chucker

>anyone ever taking on CP3's contract

nice meme

Lennyface

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The Lakers. And LeBron’s no trade clause.

Rockets will trade CeePee3, Clit Capella, Eric Gordan and Rivers to Pelicans for AD

LeBron doesn't have a NTC

>everyone taking a shit on Draymond all season
Draymond was a fatass all season, they just beat him in shape for the playoffs.

>23 pound weight loss in 6 weeks
Pretty sure this is insanely unhealthy even if supervised by medical professionals

just shave that ridiculous beard

Honestly the Rockets would’ve won game 6 if they just played basketball instead of trying to bait the refs constantly and only running their iso shit offense.

wtf is that right hand?

Never thought I would say this, but I'm quite proud these faggots won. They fucked Harden's and CP3's careers and fucked the "Durant is useful for them" narrative. Watch them go to the finals without the snakes and then getting swept by my Rapties

>Spurs

It's a scary thought for OKC fans that Westbrook probably watched the game and will try to emulate Curry's shot selection next season since he believes he'll come back as a better shooter.

>Old Iverson chasing Curry/Klay all over the court for 38 minutes
>Melo playing D
>No spacing whatsoever
nah, 4-1 Warriors

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>Honestly the Rockets would’ve won a championship if they just played basketball
ftfy. At some point Morey and his analytics team has to understand that fishing for fouls won't work in the playoffs.Cry about inconsistency all they want, but the NBA understands that the moment a team wins a championship from making the refs look incompetent, their sport will die. The NBA doesn't have the same breathing room as the NFL. The Donaghy scandal still permeates the NBA to this day.

>AD TO a
>Lillard to S
>KAT to C
>CJ and Lou to B

>why do i no longer get male attention

Am I getting cucked /nba/? This girl I’ve been seeing never lets me have the sex she just rubs and licks my tip until I nut and leave

>the NBA understands that the moment a team wins a championship from making the refs look incompetent, their sport will die
The irony is that you're implying the NBA would rig the games in order for such a team not to pass. So either way this shit is still rigged.

So, if they didn't have Harden shitting up?

Curry is too high. Everyone keeps drooling over the second half while ignoring the scoreless first half. The whole game, fuck that the whole series should be put into perspective. He hasn't had a good game this postseason until last night, and that was only a half of basketball.

wheres westbrook

Who’s the bigger failure?

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Bin T for Trash.

Melo tried his hardest and still sucks. Harden doesn't even try playing real basketball half the time and still challenges the NBA.

>she just rubs and licks my tip until I nut and leave
>This girl
>girl
kek, I have bad news for you user...

klay thompson is too low. how can he be the same tier as kemba and town should be one or even 2 tiers higher

Can you believe we lived in an era to see a team go 73-9 and then fuck it all away in the end

Had 38 on opening night.

> and then proceed to get fucked by the goat

Looney raped the fucking rockets. Fuck the rockets suck. Capela is useless as shit, how come he didn't show up. If they had melo he would have destroyed the warriors.

By challenging the league, you mean throw out stat sheets at the refs and making sure they let get his 10 FT’s in OT?

Man Lebron has pull like that? Reports coming out saying this is one of the lowest viewed playoffs since the 2000s

well tbdesu you can make the argument just as well that if he replaced his foul-baiting with actual basketball he'd be just as good if not better. i'm not sure if he even likes doing what he does, but rather is just trying to see how far he can get away with it, and if you can, then why not?

>Man Lebron has pull like that?
You mean a good casual filter? Most of these games have been kino, but the average casual probably think Giannis Antetokounmpo are two different players.

Get with the times gramps, summer is coming and a new fortnite season came out for the zoomers. Traditional sports are becoming alarmingly unpopular with zoomers.

>le reverse headbang flailing arm freethrow man is out
good riddance

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Harden is a quitter

And if you want to get ahead in life, stop using “literally” like that.

Sincerely, all the people who have been whispering behind your back

I've seen games where DL barely touched the QB and it was a 10 yard penalty. Fuck outta here.

trade chris paul for john wall. who says no?

Knicks should go back to those early-mid 2000s jerseys. The classic era look just doesnt look right with the modern jerseys

Clint Capella more like Kevon Looney's bitch!

literally shut the fuck up

In the B tier you blind fuck

This actually makes them worse

can’t wait for my raptor to dispose of the 36ers tomorrow night - this time we’ll bootyblast them by a true 40

Good guys won last night. Now, for all the good guys to win we need:
-Portland to beat Denver
-Canada to beat Philadelphia
Then in the conference finals, we need:
-GS to beat Portland
-Canada to beat Milwaukee

>Kobe Bryant: Rockets can't win championship with James Harden dominating ball
>Harden: disappear in big games
Kobe claim another victim

based and Raptiepilled

Drake roots for the Raptors. They cannot be good guys. Not to mention it's T*ronto, the worst part of Canada.

ajaajajajajajaja fuck you nigger

Even the worst part of Canada is better than filthadelphia or the extremely racist shithole of milwaukee

Seething torontist. You're the scum of Canada and the entire rest of your country knows.

so sixers-warriors finals? who objects?

Not him

No. No that would be Quebec. Trust me, I live here. Have you ever met a French Canadian?

MVP is a regular season award and Harden should win it because the Rockets wouldn't even be in the playoffs if it wasn't for him. That doesn't mean anything in the playoffs though. Harden regresses pretty badly in the playoffs and sometimes has really terrible games.

However, this year it was definitely not his fault and anyone who suggests so like is a retard that didn't watch the series. Where the fuck was CP3 all series? He was garbage until literally this last game. Capela was even worse. He didn't have a single good game, played terrible defense and couldn't reliably get rebounds. That's his entire fucking job. Dantoni makes zero adjustments or attempts to see what players are doing well that game and which ones are. That's why you had CP3 on bench during his one actual good game watching Capela look like a confused 70 IQ nigger on the court. Harden isn't a superhuman that will win you the big playoff games in crunch time, but he's consistent and had a solid game. Almost everyone else deserves blame before him honestly.

MY raptor

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Kobe’s unga bunga, inefficient 2’s would get exposed in today’s NBA, hell he’d have lost his ankles quicker and some teeth in the 90’s.

Harden played his mind out this series though, it was his team that failed him

Transgirls are beautiful and just the same as girls, user. I'm sure that user you replied to would be honored to suck on her feminine penis until she nutted on him

>Most of these games have been kino
Truth. 2019 has been pretty based so far.

Is the Detective Pikachu movie any good? Since today won't be games I might go to watch it.

How would wilt chamberlain not domanite in this Small Ball Lineup Era?

Giannis was a beast from start to finish of the season and proved the league is wrong about it only being about 3’s.

Harden wished he had that consistency so that he wasn’t facing a 2nd round elimination instead of a mere conference finals elimination. How the season started so badly matters. How things collapsed at the end of the season matters.

Hayward is 2 more years of cancer, CP3 is like 4 more years of megacancer. It's not even a question.

No I just hate Toronto

>Gasol, not the one I'd think
Pau?

Scarlett Mae

>Harden wished he had that consistency so that he wasn’t facing a 2nd round elimination instead of a mere conference finals elimination. How the season started so badly matters. How things collapsed at the end of the season matters.
The beginning of the season was fucking terrible and that was because literally everyone except Harden was playing like shit. The end of the season was shit because players around him (Capela) suddenly disappeared and the coach is a dunce that has no strategy besides "score more lol".

Based

my clippies > shitston frauds

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If the Cockets are frauds, then these guys are jobbers waiting to die.

he looks excessively black

Audiences seem to like it. I might go and see it as well.

Kobe is ultra based, zoomers just don't get it
>Being this new
Ever heard of game evolving, Kobe was a psycho fuck, I'm sure he'd adjust to whatever era he played in, there was just no incentive to memechuck in his era of bball
>Implying based Kobe wouldn't literally beat his teammates until they showed some heart to play the game, harden is soulless and shouldn't be mentioned in same context as Kobe

reminder that if you rate jokic above embiid you're a mouth-breathing retard

>MJ builds NBA
>MJ punches him
>he ruins the NBA
You might not like it, but this is what his end game looks like.

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Le25yearoldmanina45yearoldbody is not even close to as good as the joker

Yeah, played himself out of two 4th quarters. You cant be the MVP and repeatedly do fuck all when your team needs you most.

Embiid has great scoring and godly defense. Opposing offenses don't even try to attempt to attack the paint with him in it.
Meanwhile Jokic is just Ben Simmons with better post moves and way worse defense.

If Capela could actually get rebounds, those couple of turnovers wouldn't have even mattered.

we did it sp. we finally put in the final four only the good guys: warriors, portland, bucks, toronto

Embitch aka medical joe gets shut down by a 48 year old Gasol, that’s just embarrassing

do you have a source? or at least her name

he literally shit in gasol's mouth every time he wasn't playing with tuberculosis and diarrhea

>having more turnovers than assists

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He literally played 1 out of 10 good games against Gasol
Just embarrasing

>warriors
>good guys

don't be upset that you're about to lose a series to a team with a PG that can't shoot and whose best player has poopypants every game

the warriors are the lesser evil compared to the evil rockets

Need a white bitch that likes niggers

I’m not even remotely concerned that we’ll lose this series
I am more concerned by your obvious brain damage if you think Embiid is even in the same stratosphere as Jokic

Step outside.

they still bitch niggas

finna get shat on by the realest portland niggas

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>27/14 with elite defense
Jokic is an overrated "muh passing" fatso.
Embiid is a Hall of Famer, and will be DPOY multiple times.

>27/14
>regular season averages
Lmao he’s not averaging more than 14 ppg in this series. Getting shut down by a geriatric

nvm

who should the spurs draft? they have the 19th and 29th pick IIRC

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he's sick and still shutting down the raptors' offense :^)

Based Clippies

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All Sharten had to do was fuck off and the Rockets would have won the game. Harden's stupid ass pushed off and blew the most winnable game in the series, along with chucking the Rockets out of the game. Every time this overrated baboon came in the Warriors went on a run. Capela hemorraghing points in the paint was something they could live with in Game 6, and they still kept command of the lead as long as Harden was out. The problem isn't the games where Durant played, it's that the Harden STILL folded and blew 2 straight games by taking one shot in the last 8 minutes of game 5 and torpedoing the Rockets' offense and defense whenever he stepped onto the court. I was done with this fucking nigger when I saw Curry blow past him with the game on the line

He ain’t doing shit. my raptor are breaking down the philthy defense constantly and getting shitloads of open looks, they’re just extreme chokers and terrible shooters. Embitch has literally been crap this series and will be out of the league in 2 years when his arthritic knees finally give out. Jokic has the skill set to have Marc Gasol-tier longevity except he’s already better than Gasol ever was

>Capela bleeding rebounds on every single possession and the negative IQ coaching are somehow less of a problem than the one consistent scorer on the team
You are retarded. If Harden wasn't in that game, they would have lost by 20+ easily.

NBA TOP 25

1. Giannis
2. Durant
3. Jokic
4. Kawhi
5. LeBron
6. Harden
7. Davis
8. Embiid
9. Curry
10. Dame
11. PG13
12. Butler
13. Gobert
14. Blake
15. Klay
16. Beal
17. Kemba
18. Kyrie
19. Aldridge
20. CJ
21. Westbrook
22. Derozan
23. Vucevic
24. Middleton
25. Doncic

Embiid blocked the shit out Kawhi twice last game, has absolutely sonned Ibaka, and after game 1 has completely neutralized Siakam and forced him to sit in the corner and brick threes. On a whole he makes the Raptors settle for spamming threes, which doesn't fit their personnel very well. Meanwhile if Jokic has a bad night offensively he's fucking useless.

Who cares? They're never winning a championship again.

>completely neutralized Siakam since game 3
>scored 25 and 21 while struggling with a calf contusion
What did the braindead philthadelphia roach mean by this?

Meanwhile Jokic already has as many playoff triple doubles as Lebron has had in his entire career

>Meanwhile if Jokic has a bad night offensively he's fucking useless

That's the thing. Jokic never has a bad offensive night and Embiid is constantly on the bench recovering. Embiid is the Yao Ming of this generation and Jokic is the Dirk of this generation.

>9/25
>2/10
>7/19
>B-BUT HE SCORED 21 POINTS
also triple doubles are a meme that have been inflated by modern memechucking and pacing

>CP3
>CP

What did he mean by this?

Rockets had more rebounds, and there's no way they get blown out without Harden in this game. What are you even basing this on when they played better without him and he came in to sabotage the team? Rockets running plays to get teammates in position to score> le iso chucking nigger dribbling in place for 22 seconds and bricking the same shot every fucking possession. If Durant plays , they get blown out. No fucking way the Warriors blow anyone out with Curry being scoreless in the first half

>THE LAKERS ERA IS OVER
>IS NEW YORK KNICKS TIME

youtube.com/watch?v=Bjc1_5KCaLs

After the game, we learned an incredible story that is certainly not going to look good for CP3.

Marcus Thompson of The Athletic has the details:

On the eve of Friday’s Game 6 of the Western Conference semifinals, (Steph) Curry wanted to get some shots up at the Toyota Center. The Warriors do-it-all manager Eric Housen booked the court, from 7 to 8 p.m., so Curry could work on his shot.

Somehow, Rockets guard Chris Paul got wind. He decided to go to the Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

This is ...

... unbelievable.

Does it get any pettier than this?

And it's why Curry yelled “Kick me off the court again, boy!” as he celebrated the Game 6 victory with Draymond Green just outside the Warriors' locker room.

>a big man getting 10+ assists 4 times already in only 2 playoff rounds isn’t impressive
Just stop

I just want to offseason to start so I can see all of these big trades start happening

I only just realized how fucked Steph Curry's hairline is. They've straightened that shit out but pulled it way back on his head, and then faded the sideburns area so you can't see it diffusing/receding. Dude looks like Morty from Rick n Morty. It's the worst hair of any superstar in the NBA, worse than Kevin Ducan'tcombhishair.

Markelle Fultz has a triple double. Joel Embiid has a triple double. Elfrid Payton has multiple per year. It's a meme stat.

There’s a difference between someone like Kobe and someone like Dennis Rodman.

Fake

why do you care about another man's hair so much
are you one of these "homosexuals"

Lakers era ended 6 years ago. Knicks will only be relevant in another 50 years.

Multiple outlets are reporting it though. Chris Paul is such a faggot bitch. ZERO respect for him, glad hes off my Clippers. Stupid cunt.

>Germany fixated on gayness
Seems right to me

Yes yes now average it for all season not once, not twice, but Thrice.

The rockets were shooting worse. They needed even more rebounds. The team doesn't even reliably box out (more inept coaching) for christ's sake.

>What are you even basing this on when they played better without him
Literally didn't happen. He's the team's leading scorer. Bench Capela for Faried and the Rockets would have won the game.

It’s on B/R, NBCSports and The Athletic. Honestly, I believe everything Thompson writes. He’s very credible.

oh i have no issues with gay people. i just wondered if you're one of those warm brothers. it's okay to be gay, my favorite hairdresser is gay too.

I believe it. Raptors did it to the Sixers so Butler did the same back to them recently. Homecourt gets dibs.

In the playoffs it’s far more impressive you fucking mong

Which is more impressive

35/7/8

12/10/11

This is why triple doubles are a fucking meme

You don't believe CP3 was being a faggot?

You obviously haven't been watching the Warriors then

I think its hard to believe a grown man and professional would be such a stupid, petty, unsportsmanlike child and bitch. It was my first reaction too until I googled it.

Any footage of Rocklets crying after the game?

i can read the fear of another PWO between your lines

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Cp3 is a well documented asshole.
I think I’m the totem poll of bullshit within his crew, it goes from best to worse
Dwade
Lebron
Melo
Cp3

>I think its hard to believe a grown man and professional would be such a stupid, petty, unsportsmanlike child and bitch.
This has been CP3 for the longest time.

t. Westbrick

Chris Paul was never good

Chris Paul is somewhere from the 2nd to the 5th point guard of all time. He's one of the most efficient all-around players ever. He's old now and he's always been a dickead but it's dumb to forget how good he was in his prime.

18+

He’s not better all time than Kidd, Stockton, Nash, Curry, Magic Johnson, Bob Cousy or Gary Payton. Not better than prime D Rose or Deron Williams either

>all time
Nahhh.

James Harden had 6 turnovers and shot 58% on FTs, Gordon and Capela combined to go 9 for 21 from the field, they couldn't get the defensive stops when it mattered, and they didn't have the depth to give those guys a rest or try something different

They just didn't play good enough

So of course the Rockets fans are acting like the series was fixed and they're the 2002 kings

Kyrie is not good

He’d be the best point guard in the league in today’s game

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Their team is a meme, literally CP3 and Harden iso and PJ Tucker corner threes

>they didn't have the depth to give those guys a rest or try something different
This is a lie. The guys off the bench played very well in that game. Harden was fine and there was nothing wrong with the minutes he got. Gordon is extremely streaky and is either good or terrible. That game was one of his terrible games, so he should have been benched way more. Capela has been so bad in the playoffs that he shouldn't have even been a starter. Give more minutes to Nene, Faried, and Rivers and they would have won that game. Inept coaching is the #1 reason for the loss.

He's definitely better than prime D Rose and prime Deron, fuck outta here. I love those guys too but CP3 had a way more complete game.

Magic is definitely better than CP3, he's the best PG of all time. Cousy couldn't even dribble. CP3 is just better at everything Stockton does well than Stockton is. CP3 was a better passer and shooter than Payton and Kidd, and a good defender in his own right.

With Curry and Nash, OK, I think you can make an argument, that's why I said 2nd to 5th, and same w Oscar Robertson. If Curry keeps it up for a few more years he will pass CP3.

>And it's why Curry yelled “Kick me off the court again, boy!"
based. god i hate chris paul so much

Fuck no, do you remember when he played for the hawks?

>Give more minutes to Nene, Faried, and Rivers and they would have won that game

I feel like there's a reason they didn't play those guys more tho. Nene and Faried would get cooked on defense by Golden State if they were out there trying to switch onto guys and Rivers is just not that good. They needed better options.

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What did CP3 ever accomplish in his career?

>they didn't have the depth
*looks at Warriors roster*

The reason is that Dantoni is a dunce that has no idea what he's doing. Any half-decent coach would have won the game easily. Nene and Faried would have played far better defense than Capela who was getting cooked on basically every play. Rivers has been solid in the playoffs and a pretty reliable scorer. Put him in the game when Gordon goes cold so the offense can stay alive.

OK but it's not like Stockton, Nash, Cousy, Payton or Kidd were ever the best player on a champion

Milana from the cell phone service carrier commercials

at least the Warriors had Kevon Looney and Shaun Livingston still, and they had Jordan Bell who Kerr wasn't playing because Bell's an idiot but he can still ball in limited minutes

Rockets had squat

Kerr simply out-coached D'antoni. Simple as that. With the Warrior's bench, you literally can't hope to win a game this hard without KD or Boogie.

NEW

Literally nothing. Despite his impressive efficiency and beautiful handles he will always be relegated to irrelevancy because, first and foremostc he is a loser, and second, he has a horrible attitude. Its pretty shitty knowing that despite your obvious skills you will always be remembered as Flopper Extraordinaire. Maybe thats why hes such an angry bitch to everyone?

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now you understand why rondo punched him in the face? cp3 is a dirty player, but it's like he gets a pass because he's the players rep for the union

lmao cp3 is so petty

They went deeper than CP3 ever did in his prime and had significant roles on competitive teams, CP3 was never good

It's over James, it's over

> no NBA games today

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the beginning of the end

Imagine losing a playoff elimination game and having it be MORE embarrassing then the one the year before in which your team missed 27 consecutive 3-pointers.