Why the fuck are we so bad?

>suck at football
>suck at basketball
>no hockey team
>ONE (1) World Series win, and already suck again.
Why can’t we just be good at a sport that matters?

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*hands you a liverpool FC members card*
welcome to the club la

because pooston can never EVER amount up to DALLAS

>no hockey team
You'll get one in like 5 years..
...even though you don't deserve it.

boreball doesn't count btw

that's what you get for getting rid of the oilers

cringe

>titans
Okay, at least we aren’t the absolute city of Trashville

retard

Truth
Leave, boomers

It’s true though, Baseball has no fans here. It’s a dying sport. Football and Basketball are the only sports that matter and we haven’t been good since the 90’s

That doesn't make baseball a dying sport it means you live in a faggot city

basedball is growing though retarded zoomer faggots kys you'reselfs

>houston is getting the fucking Coyotes soon

>baseball has no fans here

I guess you’re a nigger in the ghetto because I can’t go 5 minutes walking around this city without seeing someone in stros gear

If it’s something we don’t care about it’s the rockets. Our half empty stadium proves that

>already suck again
>winning the division, 5 games ahead of 2nd place
Cry moar

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Even the titans have made an owl appearance and have a championship game win meanwhile the >toxins are the ONLY team in the nfl to never make the championship game LMAO

who?

Reminder that baseball is the white man's sport.

I know it doesn't matter but you also suck at soccer.

A team that is finally teaching leagues that Arizona doesn’t fucking deserve a team in every god damn sport

somehow Houston is a top 5 city by population but most people hardly consider it a noteworthy place. There doesn't seem to be any real identity to it. Maybe I'm just ignorant but I bet that is how many people outside of Texas feel about it. Dunno how that affects sports

Of course everyone wears it, I wear Astro’s stuff. But it’s only because of the World Series two years ago when people in this city finally had something to be proud of. No one actually watches them.

Keep living in my shadow bitch.

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Fucking BASED Dallasbros

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Alright, let me just dust off the VCR so I can watch you win playoff games

Tf are you talking about?

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Last year nigger!

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LMFAO Poostain is literally THE last fucking team to talk about playoff failures seeing as anytime you faggots bumble ass backwards into the playoffs it results in an immediate first round exit

Not always, we can win against Zoo Cities and Mormons

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>gameS
Dez dropped it

>only team in the NFL with 0 (ZERO) CCG appearances
JUST

AY YO

HOL UP HOL UP

HOL UP

WE DEM BOIZ

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You don’t suck at basketball next year will be huge for the Rockets if Durant leaves in fact you better hope Warriors win the tittle because that means Durant will be more comfortable leaving with a 3rd ring because let’s face it he isn’t gonna win shit with the Knicks lol.

baseball is the northern yankees sport

>ONE (1) World Series win, and already suck again.
>Leading the division, made it to the ALCS last year

A false flagging rags fan made this post

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Dallas stays dabbing on the third world of Houston

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