/hoc/

friendly reminder that chinks aren't human

bring back the buffalo black and white jerseys desu

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kariyavslindros.webm
owner of that buffalo is a bingo fan

that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

kek imagine being a fan of your team

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SCAAAAAAAAR KEVIN ROY

test

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Results: High

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My favorite movie? Probably joker. He's twisted. Just like the Winnipeg Jets. Ha ha ha. *manipulates /hoc/*

Imagine being a fan

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haha imagine blowing cool wind haha must be nice

>blowing
I always knew you were gay

fuck the knights
fuck the ducks
fuck the kings
fuck the coyotes
and especially fuck the sharks

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Anime is worse than all of them you fatherless homo

Imagin not jus beein urself

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Fatherless homo detected

Imagine being a big fan

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>HATE
Hill billies
Sunbelt
LA
Anime faggots
tripfags
finland

>love
Everyththing else

Dad's learned to live with me wearing anime shirts while we watch the game, just like I've come to accept the man I watched drink around the fire can't keep up with me drink for drink anymore. Game recognizes game

imagine hating anime lmaooooo

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Do you guys actually watch that stuff. The stuff with the girls doing nothing

[cowbells rattling]

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Imagine hating anime then going to an anime website

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My favorite is literally anything with only girls. Jus beein qt and doin nothin

anime? more like really gay lol

moeshit is cute

Actual father reporting I let my kid watch dragonball z and cowboy bepop otherwise he’s crucified

I never got that brand of anime personally was very boring desu.
What about FMA

every game is a must-win

Moecaine keeps me going

I don't know what this means.

It means you're gay

>if you like anime, you're gay
>if you don't like anime and don't know what any of this weebshit vocabulary means, you're also gay
Can't win.

Is this real?

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Welcome to Yea Forums, faggot

You are finally starting to understand

>exhausted from doing hard labour in my warehouse
>just picked up a new ounce
>and a new bong
feels good man, ready for a comfy night in

>Here, take a jersey from a team that is based in basically Sodom
Really thought that one through

t. Ted North

It's some Illuminati shit for sure

i mean it fits right in with the catholic church and the current pope

nah my carpet doesn't look like shit

>having carpet
It looks like shit

Are you Ted's missing vacuum?

youtube.com/watch?v=0SbxNQYblY0

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fair enough

yikes

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its (back) up boys
youtube.com/watch?v=4C7vhRGS4LM

/mlb/ here

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who the fuck buys generic league merch like that

/ourguy/ based hample

is baseball only for straight, white males?

an autist that needs to get banned from all 30 stadiums

No

sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2016/11/17/report-rangers-mlb-investigating-alleged-sexual-assault-teams-dominican-academy

Non-whites and sexual degenerates SHANT receive the eternal reward of God’s Kingdom

I'd never wear a NHL.com shirt. Until Gary gets fired at least

Haven’t paid high value American currency for anything since 2007

Based
>gulls win
>braves win

Good night for sports

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>bravesfag

gross

I'd never wear anything branded like that, tbqh. I do want the shirt that just says "SPORTS" I saw some random 11-yo wearing, though.

finna buy a referee jersey with a shorks patch on it it's gonna be epic

>ducks
>Braves
>Saints
>Mississippi state
>grizzlies

>Braves
whomst gives a fuck

Is there a worse feeling than getting hungry right as you’re about to fall asleep?

Sports>no sports and theres no hoggei on

drink some water

Yes, there are many worse feelings.
>violent anal rape
>being shot in the gut
>burning to death trapped in an overturned car
>getting traded to Ottawa

Getting sleepy right as your about to eat

>put something in the oven
>fall asleep on the couch
done this more times than i'd like to admit

hockey > doing something creative with your free time like writing or drawing > going for a walk > listening to music > playing vidya > touching yourself inappropriately > petting cats > going to bed early > staring out the window > staring at the wall > watching other """sports"""

Why is jerking off that low

Because it reminds you of how alone you are afterwards.

Not if you arent a single

Jerk off again
Jerking off always wins

haha, yeah...

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Look at this fucking normie faggot

You ever spend 90+ minutes preparing dinner only to not be hungry right as it’s about done?

Tfw I'd rather jerk off than have sex

getting high lads
how do i shoot balls like this? youtube.com/watch?v=IDwm1-6sF-Q

I'd rather just hold someone in my arms and listen to her whisper that she loved me and then have her fall asleep as I'm holding her and then just listen to her breathing and watch the rising and falling of her chest before kissing her forehead and letting her down onto the bed and falling asleep next to her just thinking of her GOD I'M SO ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

based and buddhistpilled

Lmao this faggot has feelings

apple sauce

is for babies and people with down syndrome

enjoy your cups while you can, lads
soon >we're going to get our first

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Perfect for you

Haven’t had a drink in 3 (three) weeks, lads.

Some memes should just stay memes instead of being brought to life.

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kek

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posting this on r/hockey

save your tears for when we fleece you in the expansion draft

reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/bn8hkj/leaked_seattles_new_namelogo/

upboat me pls

Remember that time

>lost basically no one to Vegas
>probably won't fly under the radar this time since >we're improving massively and >we've got a lot more depth now in every position

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>hey follow this link and unironically participate in reddit shit
no thank you

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c'mon it's fun i already pissed off a couple sjws

should have cross posted from r/hocgeneral

good for you, I guess
have fun owning the libs or whatever

it's kinda gay how 27 is the ufa market and by then most players have maybe 3 more good years until they begin the inevitable decline

Been sober my entire life. Ask me anything.

why would we? you're probably boring as fuck

>O'rags

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>o'rags
who /midnight wisps/?

lol reddit is fuming lads

is that news?

All of you. Get the fuck out of my thread

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>only 3 are mine
gotta step it up desu

why do they hate me lads

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what thread is this

xheattle dickgirls post, it's been removed now

Ahahahahha

beavis and butthead is underrated. watching it now the humor is miles ahead of south park

For me, it's the green ducks

Based, same.

ha ha wow

Your mom's pussy is miles on top of my dick

I hope when the name is revealed, the execs credit /hoc/ for all our time workshopping this logo

where is the love?

fuck off binland stop embarrassing us, we're supposed to be pals

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>Go crawl backc under your rock you alt right scum
oh they're BOILING

>roommate moved out
>living alone again
thinking about fapping in my living room tonight lads

>friendly reminder that chinks aren't human
They aren't. They're not even close. No human would skin a dog alive. It appears all of that post-Han Dynasty Mongolian raping ruined them.

it's where my hand meets my dick desu

Take solace in the fact you can shit naked with the door open again

>alt right scum
it's all so tiresome.webm

>it's already almost midnight
i've done NOTHING all day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear
this will be you when they figure out advanced AI

>kanada

listening to some of the joe rogan podcasts while gaming is pretty kino

Poor Broons

SUOMI

THIS

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elite country of elite countrymen

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Reminder that blue is the gayest of professional team colors

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reddit.com/user/Muntberg/

BASED AND REDPILLED

>one of his comments is "built for bbc"
>also frequently posts in the_donald
lol

no don't like that bruh

underage and /pol/pilled

Thinking about smoking some crack while I wait for the blues sharks game

>the absolute state of /hoc/

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/curl/

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Rick and Morty, and a laffs fan..... ew

Methlouis, ladies and gentlemen

Muntberg you here m8?

yes

sup

Help haha. Oh no uh oh. I've been raped. Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

They would start winning if this happened. Also trade eichel

So canada is unironically reddit

im just glad im not an nba fan. that dumb league is just superteams taking turns shitting on everyone every 4 years

>losing to finland with 0 nhl players

youtube.com/watch?v=Fzg60rawVp4

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SHUT UP

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north american hokkei EXPOSED

nuh uh

shit i think finlan might be the new hokkei superpower you guys

yuh uh

golden generation is gaining speed. just wait until 2022

>Finland posts
Incredibly grim

>tfw never see an olympic team with kakko, rantenen, aho, barkov, and rask

b-but what about the previous golden generation

>new zealand poster
Incredibly grim indeed

there hasnt been one before. selänne, kurri are outliers
now we have about 20 of those coming

ummm pulju????????

thingken bout sodomizing a finn on national television with a hockey stick

bulju is part of this golden generation
it started from barkov draft year and continues until this draft.
now we are brewing

why does barkov have a resting retard face?

What is the sunbelt equivalent of pissing your name on snow

racist, all finns look like that

Taking a big shit on a Finns face

he is an ethnic russian

but barkov is russian

don't do that he'd like it

pls don't bully finland pls

>implying the catholic church isn't just one long-winded casino where you'll never actually win back the collection plate money they ask for.

Taking a shit on a Finn is literally stacking shit on top of shit

you say one more mean thing about finland and i will be forced to take action

finland has below average intelligence

Finland is smelly

Woah, i thought I was the only one.

there are two missile strikes incoming on both your locations, the world will think it was kim jong-un

All of the Finnish people I've seen on the internet have weird fucked up puffy faces and they talk like total retards

aussies? in a HOC thread?!

god, i want /hoc/ anime so bad.

you already got yours new zealand so ha

Good, now I wont have to smell Finland anymore.

All _____ must hang

redrumpflicans

whats with people in New Zealand walking barefoot everywhere. Put on some shoes or at least sandals for fuck sakes.

Wanna hear a joke?
>canadian goaltending

i think i fap too much

binninbton vs. jones, who wins? do they both lose?

jones
bin is at least a rookie which is a good excuse imo

>finnish goaltending
>american defense
>swedish defense
>canadian management
>russian players in general

I mean bin wins not jones sorry im drunk af

All the good guys won yesterday. In Skoda Cup I mean.

is this the winning formula?

We don't leave used syringes all over the ground like they do in Canada

Giving up on hockey lads. Unironically cheering for the Minnesota Twins now.

>FUCK HOCKEY
>FUCK CANADA
>FUCK BETTMAN
>FUCK RAPTORS
>FUCK BLUE JAYS

Minnesota Twins World Series 2019, lick my satchel

shut the hell up raj

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Good answer.

>mad
>at finland

>Swedish defense

But Lidstrom is GOAT

lol ya like 30 years ago

I literally said crack you Taco retard

Not mad, it's pity. For a pitiful garbage smelling country full of retarded insect people

woah you went too far ok

i couldn't describe the sultanate of al-zeeland any better myself

Cool guys
>Sweden
>Norway

Bad guys
>USA
>Canada
>N-Zealand

it's too fucking WARM and it's not even summer yet i hate global warming

If you didn't hear me the first time you Finnish freak, I don't like you or your kind

What the fuck I'm the only one that gets to talk shit on Canada you fucking faggot go get shot

Norway shouldn't be on any list they're so fucking irrelevant. Knutsen killed someone with a puck but that's more infamy than anything.

fucking 32 here today, i didn't even get to start golfing before it happened, 10 days ago we had snow

pnw is all kinds of fucked it doesn't even rain anymore

I forget how much I hate bugs every summer.

hey fuck you faggot. you're even more irrelevant, 300 million people but zero (0) olympic golds

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watching training day lads

hey how have you been?

thanks man, love you too

Now grease, thats a good country

We won gold in 2018 you gay fucking bitch

it's not

Finland is the best

Zibanejad said that he wants Kakko to >rags

yeah well Zibanejad can go fuck himself

youtube.com/watch?v=DifvtKBL-8A

:(

I want to have sex before the sharks play the blues

use your resourcefulness my little Odyssea

grease what did you do to ukraine??

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what? Nothing!

where is he?

Grease and Ukraine are some fat guy on a proxy which is BASED

Based and nordics pilled.

projecting much?

finland
sweden
norway

finna boutta gonna getta bring Yea Forums back to its glory fuck reddit, although it's impossible because it had to happen at that specific time period, now it's over.

and GREECE

finna boutta heem you if you dont understand your place

which is right up in Finland nex to yoo fren

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2 months until the Canada GT20 kicks off. How's your squad looking?

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bit light on the spin bowlers but otherwise solid core. still need a few depth cricketeers

Is the WC worth watching?

tell me about your life and i will answer your question

>Have to wait until tomorrow to watch the Canes get downgraded by the Bruins again
Life is suffering.

Where can I buy the refs NHL jerseys?

Need one as they're going to win the cup and want to bandwagon.

Shorks are getting bopped today

HAHA

VERY FUNNY

THE ETERNAL ENGLISH PHLEGM

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'no'

I fucking hope.
But then I dont because they'll just buyout the refs again.

salty much?

>be offside
>refs call offside
>REEEEEEEE GOOD GOAL MUH RERPUCK FUKKEN REFS YEAR GIVE REFS THE CUP REEEEEEEEEEEE
pack it in you cretin

keep up the good work nigel. william is a cunt and needs to be put in his place

broons tbqh

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hello is this the f1 thread

yeah this is the "finn-won", thread
stop rubbing it in:(

>U
>S
>A

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REEEEE IT WAS CLEVELANDS YEAR

>niggers

Why do you niggers like being fags

FUCK NIGGARS
FUCK NIGGWRS
FUCK MIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS

guys

it's Marchad's 31st birthday. 3 goals and 1 assist tonight, calling it now.

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*tomorrow
>Bettman scheduling

there is nothing wrong with the bos/car series scheduling you dolt

Reminder that pulju impressed like this in the iihf and look how much he busted
Kakko is going to bust sooo hard

Landeskogs toe is still on the blue line.

Do tell me or show me where because the only camera angles available show his skate still on the blue line as the Puck enters the zone.

I hate you all

>show his skate still on the blue line as the Puck enters the zone.
he never cleared the zone if this was true

Just released a massive Canada
It probably is as thick as a baby’s arm

>look how much he busted

what do you mean? He's a ppg player

puljus fate was sealed the moment the oilels took him

id be worried about the dirty american that will follow shortly

it's the third round of the fucking playoffs, there should be at least one game every night, and the EC teams didn't even have to travel yesterday
>muh ratings

and due to the nature of the double game 7s in the west there needed to be a lay day between game 1 and 2 for the ecf

>bruins dont play today
cmon gary

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Why switzerland slaughtered italy. Have they got no respect for the game?

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They should have played yesterday. Get fucked for taking 7 games you irresponsible niggers. Rest is for winners.

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>game today
>/hoc/ deader than yesterday
Hockey is dying

Vladimir Putin scores eight goals in ice hockey match then falls over on victory lap

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=93&v=cgbI55HdqQs

Superior skoda cup is on

Your didn't color Colorado's squares gray

>and /hoc/ is STILL dead
You arent helping your case

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anyone else know those 5'9" feels?

CAM ON BRITERLAND
SCAR SAM FACKIN GOOOALS

hockey is really fucking gay

Wow lads I’m shitting in the yard
I was filling in a rut I made with my truck pulling my tractor out and I had the sudden urge to shit, but my house was a good 10 acres away, so what did I do? I took a shit in the corn field

only when you step back and think about it though

Cam Atkinson is elite

City of the angels
City of the angels
Walkin' and talkin' and laughin' about
Dreamin' the things that you want will work out
People in places where you want to be
I'm lost in the city
Who's got the key
City of the angels
Ooh, I hear you callin' me
City of the angels
I've got this feelin' that things will work out
I've got this feelin', and there ain't no doubt
I'm holding on, hoping to find
Life in this city can bring peace of mind
City of the angels
Ooh, I hear you callin' me
City of the angels
City of the angels
Oh, I hear you callin' me
City of the angels
Just like, just like it used to be, yes
City of the angels
I'm goin' home, home
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
Oh, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
Yeah, yeah, I'm leavin'
Oh, oh, I'm goin home
My friend I'm leavin'

it's 2019, user, not 1819

I said I had a truck and a tractor you fucking slime

blues gonna lues tonight

Oh look Pavel Bure is still active.

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well shit. I glossed right over that... sincere apologies, user. hope you remembered the exact spot where it happened so you don't step in/run over it next time you're out there.

[insert slip meme]

Fuck Portugal

Boy I am constiapted

>dat personality cult
why hasnt putin been drafted yet??

AHEM
FUCK NIGGERS

I passed out early last night who won

shorks 4-3

going golfing desu

looked like they were letting him score desu I've seen better defense in Middle School games.

have fun desu

Is this the thread where we are watching the WC?

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yeah man you definitely want to give the russian president, a guy known for his biggest critics conveniently getting murdered, a good solid hip check right there

this is /nhl/

thanks

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is just game, why you heff to be mad?

kek, no shit look at this defensive play it is hilarious

Fuck frogposters. That’s why the blues are the real heroes we need

Give the President a good Claude Lemieux on Kris Draper hit

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IT'S
CAMIN
OME

8 hours

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Who won the game last night ? I went to bed at the second intermission.

aye lad, it is

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The bad guys.

Upvoted onto r/bruins

Finland

>Best Finals
Bruins-Blues

>Good Finals
Bruins-Sharks
Canes-Blues

>Bad Finals
Canes-Sharks

>Bruins
>Best
yuck

This, but the opposite

love my canes

For me? It's Sharks in 6 over the Canes in the SCF.

You say you post on hoc
I never heard of you
Go and clean your puck
Before I murda u

Guess it went over your head

>sir, our uniform for our newly reformed crusader army
High iq

Your moms mouth goes over the head of my penis for 1 dollar and hour

>sharkfags

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Daily reminder the Nhl apologized

daily reminder
>four (4) in 5

according to sources

What did they apologize for? Did they forget to have a moment of silence for some faggot that roped or another lol school shooting?

4 in 4 minutes 1 second actually

Lads

>rags

cocks

screeching

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cringe

Apologized for making the wrong decision la

I’ve never felt more hatred in my life

>out in the first round
double cringe

I hate the Broons but I don't see how they don't make the SCF desu.
teds were a better team

>scores 8 goals against a pro team
Eh nothing personal kid

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seek help

joke's on you >we didn't even make the playoffs

teds were a better team than who?

then let me amend that to "triple cringe"

For what?

They literally let him score, see It's like when they give the kid who's dying of cancer or the retarded kid a free goal.

Canes

>pro team lets Putin score 8 goals on them

FTFY

Don't forget
>it was 3-1
>it was 3-0
>allowed 4 goals in five minutes

Imagine being the guy that just laid out putin

No shit you dumb fucking retard bird brains. Holy shit like just learn what a fucking joke is jesus christ.

Losing in the first round is acceptable if the team decides to prove they couldve won by destimating the opponent on their own turf, then throwing game 7 in protest of your faggot frenchmen pussy coach trying to ruin the career of your GOAT goal scorer Young Finnish Bull

lmao

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>seek help
>double cringe
>triple cringe
henlo sunbelter

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Why did you include a picture of yourself?

>n-no you
Not an argument

who are you quoting?

I didn’t quote anyone I replied to a retarded comment so retarded that it didn’t deserve a (You). I hate sunbelt retards so fucking much THIS IS NOT THE SPORT FOR YOU.

t. sunbelter

What's a good mother's day present?

A card and shoulder massage

A nice dicking. Or make breakfast for her

Barbecue for her. It's a good excuse to get pissed while everyone else does the emotional heavy lifting

this was peak NHL jerseys desu

Just be there, user. I'm sure your presence alone will brighten her day.

*tips*

It was a better time...

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That buffalo jersey was gay and retarded just like you, should always be blue

>should always be blue
*yellow

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the 90's are never coming back

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Imagine being a zoomer and a sunbelter id kill myself to be honest

this and that one Phoenix one
also Tampa's fire flames

rip in peace

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Second best of all time

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business idea
NHL Hitz 2020

business idea
delete the sunbelt

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The minnesota wild and leafs have great jerseys currently

Hello, friends. :]

close, but no

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I'm a Sharks fan, but I don't understand why people love their colors/jersey so much

sneezed twice
felt nice

I can’t think of two gayer teams than San Jose and Carolina why is Gary pandering to the gays lads?

>gudas scaring the piss out of twinklander

worst final 4 since 2006

The NHL is trying to be inclusive to faggots(San Jose) and niggers(Carolina)

and faggotniggers(yourteam)

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>nhl.com removes the old /ice/fi webpage schedules which were both easy to read and had actual euro times

Well fuck you too Gary.

hockey is for everyone and that is just a straight(lol) up fact

was the coyote designed by a third-grader who just learned what cubism is?

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Have fun with your NBA on ice.

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Reminder that despite what (((they))) tell you hockey in fact NOT for everyone; it’s for Christian and straight white males who live North of the Mason-Dixon Line and east of the Mississippi

>losing to gay teams
What does this say about the rest of the league? Including your team

I really hope this guy is joking.

>every first seed is gone
>NBA on ice

t. hill billy

t. nhl shill glownigger

Stop forcing this it’s not working

t. billy that lives in the hills

>it's not working

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if this post end is an even number then the bloos win tonight, if not shorks win.

>seething at high ground

>east of the Mississippi
guess that takes Minny/St. Paul out of the equation
or is it because of the Somalipopulation?

Both to be honest

Ok, so I mostly watch our domestic league but kind of keep up to date with NHL. I support florida panthers due to being born there. Can someone tell me why these niggas hate sunbelt teams ?

Hockey is a regional sport played on ice; cousin fucking retards that live in swamps dont play the sport or even understand the rules

Personally, I like the hill billy mene

/hoc/ is nothing but followers.
Any autist who's dedicated enough can force literally anything.

you aren’t white, leave

>I like the hill billy men

hol up

i smell a samefag

excited for the sharks to sweep in 5 and everyone to forget about the past 2 game 7 calls

Damn I wish I could samefag here.

whiter than you, mutt

Based

too new, ergo not old enough to have an established fanbase, ergo as said, most "fans" are far more dedicated to other, cheaper sports

Well there is no place in America where hockey is the most popular sport. Move to Canada or shut up

I bet you said the same thing to the black dude plowing your girl, right?

you're a good guy mountain jew, its a fellow amerimutt that's shitting up this thread

>being obsessed with black dicks
Nigga you gay for niggers

I believe I speak for /hoc/ when I say I like the euro visitors for WJC and IIHF more than sunbelters or people from Minnesota or ohio

Agreed

>Germanic guests
good
>Mediterranean guests
bad

simple as

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Bruins and Sharks win today.

Canes win tomorrow.

Are you really going to Europeans guests when they are better than you ?

>filling your house and lungs with shitty smelling smoke
Why

*Bruins win tomorrow

>being a faggot
Why

I have no idea what you're saying, but I don't really care to find out because your mask has been slipping recently and you're actually a terrible poster who just parrots shit to try to fit in.

>enjoys wrapping lips around narcotic products and smoking them
>calls other people faggots

I liek 2 smoke weed and drink Molson and play NHL 07 with my bros because I'm a REAL hockey fan

Ive never really understood whats so nice about smoking weed. Literally just makes me dizzy and tired.

rember kids, only losers do drugs

*sips beer*

now that hits the spot

It smells like shit too

Beer doesn't annoy everyone around me

Ive never really understood whats so nice about drinking alcohol. Literally just makes me feel like dizzy and prone to vomiting

if I dose too high on it I basically turn into a schizophrenic. You really start to empathize with the mentally ill after having marijuana induced panic attacks. Pure hell.

this but unironically

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The fuck are you on about ?

When you're not incoherent, you're a plastic cunt.

Kakko? Kakko!

I barely ever post here you retarded seppo

I mean does weed _actually_ make you feel good?

I haven’t smoked weed since last June

Depends on the quality and the person. I hate the shit you get here but when I was in Canada I actually liked it

weed is legal here and its all professionally made and high quality now.

bsaed hans taking care of the bong menace

Are there really panthers in Florida?

if by "panthers" you mean old horny cuban women, then yes.

Yes but not many

Well not all over America is it ?

Sharks really gonna cuck the bloos out of another final huh?

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Yes, but they're endangered.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_panther

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indeed. an endangered species, as a matter of fact.

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here in VEGASS it is. California, Oregon, and Colorado as well. Federally it is still an illegal substance. Inevitably, like alcohol, it will be legalized nationwide.

>florida panthers dying out just like the hockey team
POTTERY

...

Damn, save the florida Panthers

Are there any normal people in Las Vegas

Yes, but they're also an endangered species.

Yeah of course. Eventually it will aswell here. We just have garbage hash sold by arabs who get it from Morocco

The shorks DO NOT deserve to be in the WCF

Refs have been gifting them all playoffs

panthers are the same as cougars just as cougars are the same as mountain lions, its all regional.

t. resident /hoc/ animal expert

redpill me on this

They would have won that last game anyway, and it was the right call. The Vegas one was total bullshit though

The blues will save us from the refpuck menace

last nights editions of /hoc/ were great when we pretended that there was a game on because we were all able to practice our hockey-talk skills for nights like tonight when theres actual games on

Yes, there's only been a few times in my life where I felt sick/felt like I was freaking out. Happened most recently due to not smoking for a few months than smoking a large amount of some good stuff

Weed & watching hockey is a good combination

>it was 3-1
>it was 3-0
>4 goals in 5 minutes
The offsides call against Colorado was correct but a tricky tack call

DUDE

what about pumas?

Best Fans in baseball, reporting in!

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Blues are the only good guys left

>West on right
>East on left
This upsets my autism

Bruins are the only good guys left

good post

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based

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What does her asshole taste like?

I unironically root for Boston over Carolina. Still, any team with Marchand on it can't be the good guys

still had some warm coffee available so i went ahead a poured a cheeky saturday afternoon cuppa, lads

Kaapoo Kakkoo

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Wtf are you talking about. Bure was on that team. How is that not a pro team. The leaf is correct