/AFL/ Saturday
>Friday
Sydney 77 d Essendon 72
>Today
Footscray v Fitzroy, 1:45pm AEST, Mars Stadium
Carlton v Collingwood, 1:45pm AEST, MCG
Gold Coast v Melbourne, 4:35pm AEST, Metricon Stadium
St Kilda v West Coast, 7:25pm AEST, Marvel Stadium
Port Adelaide v Adelaide, 7:40 AEST, Adelaide Oval
>Sunday
North Melbourne v Geelong, 1:10pm AEST, Marvel Stadium
Hawthorn v GWS, 3:20pm AEST, MCG
Fremantle v Richmond, 5:20pm AEST, Optus Stadium
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>Wog grudge match
>SA drug match
Bit of a rivalry Saturday
I was looking for you boys on /lgbt/ but it wasn't there
this is the thread
HEAVE HO UNNA
>social justice issue dominates the off field discussion
>muh africa pandering on the afl website
>lingering endorsement of fag marriage
AFL is so fucking pozzed. Stop watching, support your local teams.
Watch rugby league instead. Hopefully we'll have teams in Adelaide and Perth in the next 5 years
League is pozzed in a very different way, the mardi gras drag, dog-fuck kiddle diddle shit was enough for me.
Again support local teams, starve the national bodies of money.
The dog fucking was simulated and the ceo already said the 8 game ban was an overreaction. The gay stuff is in both codes, but it's worse in rules, there's no full on pride round in league. I don't know what kiddle diddle is so I'm just going to assume you're south australian.
>talking to trips
>ever
yuck
Loins
Megpis
Deemongs
Vest Koast
Poort
who you got lads?
essenshit unironically robbed last night
>jannies deleting the original thread
state
here's the multi ladies and gentlemen
fellas i dont really care much about the cockroaches but i cannot believe they dropped roughead, its not like theyre gonna make the 8 this year
>he isn't tipping the suns
Good luck m80, also bet on Loins
shall be voting Labor 2bh
I reckon it has to be a blowout either way with these conditions, I'm just hedging my bet on the lions
The cold won't suit them but I saw the last match the dogs played there was similar and they got thrashed by poort
odd choice
>labor
>chinese
pick one
think he's been shit for a while
oh, i mean i guess, but the whole team has been this year
>subject in the name field
absolute state of this freshie
>Gill McLachlan backs the decision, "practical umpiring"
lmao you couldn't make this shit up
he's been shit longer than that i.e. last season as well
afaik not truly awful but I can't remember him having a breakout performance. why do you think he lost the captaincy
he was threadsplitting as well top kek
how about that a-league final eh lads?
at least he puts all times AEST
based and fredpilled
Reckon I'll be voting AusConservatives tbqh. I'd vote for CDP or AusChristians, but they're not running in my state. As for the House ballot, got no idea tbqh. Safe Labor electorate anyway.
Carlton will lose this week IMO, I don't think they'll score 100 points either
Taking the risk on Reid
Who you betting on for the election?
Labour is only 1.25 so not worth it tbqh
so realistically he shouldve retired at the end of last season or so?
Basedbane tbqh lads
>Zak Bailey immediately does his hammy again
JUST
Indian girl not at Dan's for the 4th week running lads.
what are you guys getting your mum for mother's day?
try through the week m8
my liver won't survive
Thomas to score is IN
mcclugGOAT
just get a coke or something then
>Elliott
I'm Eugene
this umpball is disgusting
Umpball IN
Just smoked a joint with my dad
i'm beginning to feel like a straffGOD straffGOD
all my tripcunts from the front to the back nod back nod
now who thinks their holes aren't strong enough to get pozzed, get pozzed
they said i post like a fat cunt so call me sebcunt
but for me to rap like a fat cunt must split up my jeans
i got a rip up in my back pocket
my supercoach sucks cuz I half-cock it
got a fat knot in my ass cock-head
made a living off my twitter profit
ever since hill clinton didn't get office
>bottomsmelly
Did straffo ever post here?
This is the post
who /dabloos/ here?
MCCSUITCASE
MCSTAY
>Megpis
>didn't fuck up a top of the goalsquare free
Unironically very impressed.
farkin
farkin CAM ON LOYINS
SCORE SOME FARKING GOALS CUNT
U M P B A L L
M
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>15-6 free kicks collingwood's way
hmmm
They know how to play the game
any wog man in?
>Half time on both running matches
Zzzz
>Pretty much beat Hawthorn
>Tied with Collingwood
Are Carlton sleeper premiership contenders?
they could at least stagger it by a quarter for those of us who don't leave the house but I guess they want to time half time with lunch
Hope you all got something nice for your mum
J Mascis programming Rage tonight, should be kino
mums overseas atm
nice, love me some dinosaur jr
>I wonder if he or i will fall asleep first
Cox > Reid, baldie will be gone next week
H I P G O D
I
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give da bloos your power bros
\o/
>fullwogs
loving how respectful they are to the old cunts
>Pies are unironically having trouble with bottom ladder bloos
wtf I thought Megpiss were meant to be good
are da bloos starting to believe
>fuck up a potential game altering decision
>it was a common sense decision not to call it really
they don't even give a fuck anymore, too busy sucking nigger dick
afl.com.au
\o/
>rule written in a way that allows interpretation
>interpretation made
>"""certain""" goal
wogs seething
KICK SUM FARKEN GOALS YOUSE LAZY CUNTZ
>what is a "potential" game altering decision
>what is the state of your reading comprehension
dumb fuck anglo malaka
every rule is open to interpretation you mong cunt
>hurr looked high to me I guess the umpire didn't see it that way
that's the fucking problem you subIQ wog
Fremantle is the team to beat
got this brainlet on a string lads
What's the point of umps if we have video footage proving their shit calls at times, yet keep their calls?
PIE CLODS
>CAN’T EVEN BEAT THE POOS
PIE CLODS
shut up cockhead
my man, unna
I'm glad they didn't pay the free because it's just kinda common sense but it seems like a lot of people weren't familiar with the rule so hopefully everyone knows now.
is eddie calling the carton collingwood game? might have to open a stream
No, he's never been allowed to for his Pies
I'm glad they didn't pay the free because watching essendope shitskins chimp out over rules they don't understand and threatening to go back to wogball is uhmazin.
they paid that obscure rule of Brad Hill throwing sand at the man as he came in why not pay this one, the umpire saw he broke the rule and told him to get down. Umpire error, it's obvious he broke the rule, the umpire saw it and did nothing. Guess it didn't fit this years narrative to call it.
This sport will be dead in a decade anyway if they keep bending over for sub 80 IQ Africans who have done less than a lanky American and a bunch of fucking poofters despite there being no openly gay AFL players.
That one had a material impact on the game.
and a downfield free kick after the siren doesn't?
No. The act that you would have been penalising had no impact on the game.
>a 50m penalty
>after the siren to win when he's beyond his range and his kick fell 15m short
>not a material impact on the game
ok
I'm talking about the action of climbing the post being immaterial. Not the penalty.
me and the /afl/ boys at 2am time travelling back to 1938 to engage in the rape of nanking
I don't think you're getting what he's saying bruh, Rampe humping the post didn't affect Myer's kick at all.
>gibbons
What if this changes the course of history and we don't get VCRs and anime?
those are very ugly animals i am sorry to say
Neither does punching out an opposition player on the goal line. Wouldn't have made a difference, so wouldn't be a free either.
shouldn't matter, they're going back in time to participate in a myth, like the holocaust.
all of you are fucking braindead niggers I swear
lets all try to get along haha
>A swinging goal post didn't affect the kick
Neither does throwing sand in the air when you're the person on the mark. Or having multiple people on the mark. Or giving the person standing on the mark a gobbie.
It puts the player off their kick and it's against the rules.
Did they have photoshop back then?
>"A free kick shall be awarded against a player or official who intentionally shakes a goal or behind post either before or after a player has disposed of the football."
>before or AFTER
direct from the article and the AFL tweets. Whether or not his kick was affected is inconsequential as Rampe broke a rule that (supposedly) triggers a free kick.
>chinese army man in stolen nipponese uniform bayonets baby to roast over fire
What did he mean by this?
All bets in TATTERS
>intentionally
Didn't know you could read Rampe's mind mate.
I didn't really see it move though.
>before or AFTER
He did it DURING. Checkmate.
CARN DA BLOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>Bloos can only have a winning chance by exploiting penalties
based and factpilled
so he "unintentionally" jumped up and grabbed onto the post during Myers' kick? ok got it.
pathetic.
UP DA BLOOS
>penalties
You're not one of us.
>DA BLOOS
He intentionally climbed the post, that's not intentionally shaking it. Given how retarded it was it's unlikely Rampe has the IQ to understand cause and effect.
>intentionally shakes a goal or behind post
>shaking is the same thing as climbing
\o/
>"I'm dumb so I'm exempt from the consequences of my actions"
spoken like a true nigger.
the state of your semantics, a rule was broken and the umpires fucked up, again. Deal with it maggot.
BOOTSMAAAAAA
>"I can't understand what "intentionally shakes" means
quiet nigger you're embarrassing yourself
>monkey climbing his tree
>it wasn't allir
wdhmbt?
Also fuck methendon. 100% free kick but right call was made because who gives a fuck about the bummers
Where is the rule against climbing?
>thousands of Collingwood fans' wives sweating
keep projecting, ape.
Got this nigger on a string lads.
do you enjoy pretending to be stupid on the internet so you actually feel something when people react to you?
>CARLCHOKE
FUCKING UMPBALL FUCK OFF, PLOWMAN THROWN OFF IT AND ELLIOTT TOUCHED IT
is there anything funnier than a team you despise getting cucked out of deserved wins thanks to umpire?
imagine spending your Saturday afternoon defending a cheat who plays for a team that embraces faggots.
Unthinkable, if I'm being honest.
That's just your interpretation :^)
NOTHING BETTER
MY SIDES
everyone loses here, Carlton a shit, Pies not on hip watch
business idea: if you wear long sleeves and your team loses, you get 20 lashes in the room afterwards
>24-7 free kicks
imagine spending imagine spending your Saturday afternoon supporting a cheating club who that embraces shitskins.
fuck that, sleeves are kino
Fuck sake Loyins
stop shitposting you lazy bloos cunt
I think they should penalise players for throwing the ball when they pass it to the designated kicker while bringing the ball back into play after a behind is scored.
De GOATY
long sleeves are only permissible in driving rain or wet Tasmania games
>Bucks on the phone to his wife
My fucking sides. Weitering is a hack.
long sleeves are perfect everywhere m8
long sleeves, jumper tucked in, socks pulled up and plain black boots is peak footy aesthetic
>two missed freekicks in marking contests leading directly to Collingwood goals
>wogs leaving in droves
what a sight
>That ump that just screamed mark but no one, not even the Blues player, stopped for it
Kek
long sleeves
no
>jumper tucked in
only if you're wearing a helmet/stackhat
>socks pulled up
kino
>plain black boots
kino
>mars stadium
Why is this allowed in a "professional" sporting league?
move the bullwogs to ballarat full time desu
could be worse
>Pies so good they not only cling to the top end of the latter, but also make sure the crowd gets a thriller match no matter how shit their opponent
Based
>Marvel Stadium
>Optus Stadium
because dollars that's why
That's not my point
>Capacity: 11,000 (5,127 seated)
Should fold the Bulldogs
if your point was about the crowd why did you only talk about the name of the stadium you mong cunt
Just made an aggressive bet on the Suns, will do Shiggles and Adelaide too maybe
love that they bothered to build a roof over the 6 row deep stand behind the goal
There's that fucking trumpet guy again in the Gold Coast
whats up with this line?
free money?
Rather do the Iggs H2H for the sportsbet early payout 2bqh
lol
rofl
Why do prostitutes charge half a week's wages for an hour of work
The government should regulate their prices
There's really no flashes of brilliance with this Melbourne side. they do seem to somehow score goals despite this though with this slow plodding fumbling effort towards the goals. Most of them don't seem to be able to hit a target with their kicks more than half the time.
Just as I type this they finally find a flee flowing route to a goal ffs
To be fair, they have to work more than the hour they actually spend with a client for each booking.
good analysis kingy
pretty hype for the showdown I must admit
that was a goal by brayshaw and the commentators didn't want to mention it
There was nothing to mention. It was plainly not a goal.
reverse angle was clear
Yep. Clear that it wasn't a goal.
fuck off Petraca what a shit cunt
(((elite)))mons
Fuck off mate Petracca's a star.
kicking the ball of the side of your boot from a standing start should basically never happen at AFL level, in previous eras it basically never did.
physio's refuse to let cunts kick at the end of training, what are they supposed to do besides emulate GAYlic
Why do the dees always play as if they're roided?
Melbourne would be up by 10 goals if they could hit a target inside 50. What a shitshow.
I know their kicking skills are atrocious, like the fucking half retarded kid at school. its shitting me to no end
do Deemongs even have a solid target inside 50 or did they believe their own hype selling off Hogan? Granted, he hasn't been a superstar at Fred but he would still be another option for Melbourne if he was still with them, no?
>24-8 free kicks in favour of collingwood
think this MIGHT be rigged lads
Melksham is unironically quality.
But you're right, all the eggs are in the Tom McDonald basket now and he has been dreadful all year.
There were a hell of alot of games last year where Hogan was the clear difference between us winning and losing, but he was always going to go back to WA I think.
Got her a 15 meter sprinkler hose and a 7.5 meter sprinkler hose and I might let her beat me when we play golf tomorrow arvo.
What did all the rest of you guys do for your mothers?
Blues don't know how to play the game m8
PIE GODS
MY FRIENDS
PIE GODS
They are the team that never lets us down (at being shit).
fair, I just feel that while Hogans wasn't (or isn't) a stand out star, he was threatening enough to draw a decent defender and the let the rest of his team get some space or snag a mark now and then, now he's doing the same at Fred.
that's a crow dumfuck
so this deemongs and suns game is a ripper
PIE GODS
FOREVER
PIE GODS
might buy dad a present for mothers day and not mum lol
when life gives you lemmens
You're not wrong. He is a crafty forward, always gets to the right spots.
>Going out within 20 seconds of the quarter
i bought my mum one of those wireless headphones from aldi today
yep exactly, and hes surprising insanely fit and can run like a fucking racehorse up and down the ground all day
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOOOOOOOOUSE TONIGHT
GOLD COAST SUNS LOSERS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
PETRACCA GON MAKE KEKS LOOOOOOOOSE THEIR MIIIIIIIIIIND
GOLD COAST SUNS LOSERS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
was fed 250mg of diazepam in hospital over the course of two days and now my liver hurts and there is an outline of it over my stomach, cheers docs
awesome prank
What's Ben Ains worth?
lol elitemongs
PIE GODS
SIDE BY SIDE
PIE GODS
imagine needing umpball and luck to beat CARLTON hahahahaha
>pie clods
>65 points in 3 quarters
yawn
t. doesn't know how to play the game
Sign of a tough one
What's good from Maccas lads? Getting kinda hungry and will need to fuel up before the footy tonight.
>doesn't know how to play the game without bribing the umpires
bit sad desu
*Wins with a 100m penalty handicap*
double quarter pounder
Why can't Collingwood win without umpball and cheating?
>doesn't know how to play the game at all
feel sorry for you lad
I used to get boong drunk and drive to maccas @ 3am, cop me a family box with big mac + quarter pounder and cheese burgers. Get them to put the 4 drinks into 2 cups and then cop a double beef and back, maybe a fillet o fish. Good times
>whats good from maccas
directions to a better resteraunt
Why can't Carlton play games without choking and failing?
5 hour old fish o fillet
Going to walk down to Carl's Jr. lads, I can get you something if you'd like.
had Hungry Jack's for the first time in ages yesterday, when did they change the onion rings? They were perfectly fine for decades, why change a classic? I don't like change, nor does my autism. Luckily I'm not alone
change.org
>tfw the 150u acid kicks in
zoomer thots be all up in my DM's
youtube.com
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
/AFL/ IS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
AND WE GON MAKE GIL LOSE HIS MIND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU...CHECK THAT
In the eight, Elitemons rock
Looking for your win? It’s what we got
Non stop when we dab on thots
Gil is gonna scream when the rigging stops
Where’s the ball? I gots to know
Big Gawn, Hogan, that's another goal
Half red, half blue, Demonbros
Gain percentage, score will grow
Yo, I’m running through these PEEMS like Drano
I got that devilish flow, Saints pls go, no halo, we Elitemons!
Yeah, that’s the crew that are winnin’
On a rise to the top, RC he calls riggin’
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
/AFL/ IS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
AND WE GON MAKE GIL LOSE HIS MIND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU...CHECK THAT
EVERYDAY WE'RE ELITEMONS
ELITEMONS ELITEMONS
Step up fast, and be the first PEEM for Elitemons to crash
We win the flag, so stay mad
Don't stop, your tears are rad
One more win for us (another one)
Premiership cup (you're going down)
We just wanna see (you're seething now)
Now you're gonna scream (you're dabbed on now)
Get up, get down, based Elitemons win the crown
Get up, get down, based Elitemons win the crown
Get up, get down, based Elitemons win the crown
Based Elitemons win the crown
Based Elitemons win the crown
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, based Elitemons win the crown, win the crown
Based Elitemons
Based Elitemons
Based Elitemons
Based Elitemons
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT (BASED ELITEMONS)
/AFL/ IS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME (BASED ELITEMONS)
AND WE GON MAKE GIL LOSE HIS MIND (BASED ELITEMONS)
/AFL/ IS GONNA HAVE A BAD BAD BAD TIIIIIIIME
WOOOOOOAH (BASED ELITEMONS)
WOOOOOOAH (BASED ELITEMONS)
WOOOOOOAH (BASED ELITEMONS)
WOOOOOOAH (BASED ELITEMONS)
EVERYDAY WE'RE E- ELITEMONS
I'm going to feel embarrassed if one of the other countries scroll past this thread and sees this.
Yeah that's what I figured, Can't go wrong with that I reckon.
There's some truth to this. Maccas tasted better when their burgers had been made hours ago and were sitting in the warmer. Fucking hate waiting 10 minutes for the meal every single fucking time I hit the drive through.
DUDE DRUGS LMAO OMG GUIZE I'M LIKE SO SUPER HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!!! FRIGGING EPIC I'M SO FRIGGIN COOL GUIZE!!!! DID I MENTION A TOOK DRUG WOW I'M REALLY OUT OF IT HAHA!!!!
me too
i'm scared that a BSA's gonna see us getting dabbed on by the elitemons again
perth? where2cop?
your gimmick is way too lazy and recognisable
YGSIU
Based South African?
Big stupid American?
Baghead Saudi Arabian?
gimmicks are supposed to be recognizable freshie
Hi guys, Steve1989MREInfo here
PIE GODS
THERE IS ONLY.
PIE GODS
hey steve
kek I'm perth too, that was my last 150u tab there's supposed to be some GOAT seller in Wanneroo but I'm not that connected, everyone I know is already cooked by the time they cop.
gimmicks are meant to be recognisable you retarded faggtot
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. I'm here in /afl/ as part of my new study into the effects of autism in online communities. But what is...autism? And are the Elitemons really...based?
is /afl/ a liverpool board or a man city board?
fuck the flaky ass drug scene here tbqh
ah well, im pretty stitched for green so its not all bad
nice
big dick petracca
>liverpoo
absolutely NOT, they're the megpiss of wogball
Soccer is gay mate and there's no Soccer loving fags here
whatever you say, you desperate faggot lmao
I got a pretty good weed plug but that's all I'm after 2b h
kek there was more a-league discussion than afl discussion in last night's thread. /wog/ RUNS /afl/.
>turn on
>tune in
>drop out
>expand your mind
NAH LOL I"LL JUST TAKE """"LSD"""" AND SPEND MY NIGHT STARING AT A SCREEN THX LOL
t. Kaleem al-Younis
thoughtful, graceful and eloquent post
>let me tell you how you should take acid
get a load of this psychedelic cop lads, can't wait until the come up so I can leave your negative bullshit behind lol
no negativity in there, must be a sensitive soul
Based.
got this psychic vampire on a string lads
are Suns relevant or are MelBIN just that shit?
implying any druggie has a psyche worth feasting upon
7 mins to go
based suns
bit of both 2bh lad
marty whore lol
*renders the 20 minute tape of umpball*
hmm wonder if I'll need to send this to Gil
Lmao soccer fans btfo
>a normie thinking my enlightened mind isn't a tasty snack
lmao'ing at the ""life"" of my normie pet
hope the Dees get over the line so you can be exposed as a fairweather, whinging mong cunt
Tippinf a deaw lads
based SUNMIESTERS!
A majakal daw
Draw on the cards lads
bwahahahhahahha
ELITEMONGS
>Viney
retard
CARN YOU FUCKIN SUNNY BOYS
calyton oliver on 168 SC points
>Suns fans wearing fedora's and fingerless gloves
fuck you worthless cunts I hope Deemongs get up. You're both useless cunts anyway.
Make sure you include that non-holding-the-ball decision.
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BASED SUNNERS
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fuck me BASED SUNS
Brayjaw on panel?
kek
KEK
The Elitemons suck, absolute dogshit club and team
CURSED
fucking lmao
HALL GOD
B U L L S H I T
LOLd coast
jej
DRAW
oh wow
wait what
imagine unironically celebrating beating the suns by only 1 fucking point
>(you)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ABE'S ALWAYS LOSE
T-That percentage will b-b-bite you end of season h-haha..!
Brayjaw is commentating
blue and yellow aesthetics as fuck
This time for sure
FUCKING LOL
HIT THE POST
WIN THE GAME
MY SIDES
GET FUCKED SUNS
>he tipped the Suns
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Dreaming.
2.12 st kilda
1.76 eagles
interesting
clubs should restrict media access on a weekly basis as the moment dictates IMO. If you said sure you can come into the rooms and you then you win a close one like that they should be allowed to tell you to fuck off, media parasites need not apply.
saints lad
might be a bit of biffo
some stretchers
weird how this will be the second-most talked about goalpost this week
>AFL pull down the radio page as soon as the game ends
>Can't listen to the post-game unless you were already listening while the game was on
Fucking FUMING, lads.
going to be slippery in Adelaide, greasier than a Lygon St urinal
let this be a lesson casual, when we say REV UP 5AA 10 minutes before the last quarter ends we are doing it for you.
Found the same, anyone know of a workaround?
Go to the station's website.
>Give Melbourne a point
This station is currently broadcasting the AFL. If you would like to listen in, please go to the AFL website and listen there. Thank you. *Generic waiting music*
why the fuck can you not watch afl on channel 7 through the web
if its on their channel on tv, why can't it be on their online channels
get kayo poorfag
Telstra has broadcast rights to the games on the internet. You can either subscribe through them or use an eligible Telstra mobile (and broadband?) connection to view their games for free.
Seven and Foxtel share the games over the normal television networks, however due to some states (all stats? All non-Vic states?) showing their teams' matches regardless of what games channel Seven would normally show, being able to see some of Channel Seven's matches would probably break that agreement as well.
for me, it's living in basedelaide and listening via my vintage 1996 Walkman I got for my 16th birthday
>"Move it ooon, play ooon"
Shut up femump
radio function? can ya tape things off the radio? based mate. based.
That’s her signature, get used to it chauvinista.
You can only listen to the radio broadcast of afl games through the afl website or app exclusively you seething freshcunt casual
no recording on Walkmans zoomer
>St kilda
>"free kick"
>"what for"
>"it's nothing"
>"what's the free kick for"
>"it's okay it's nothing"
>"you're the umpire tell me"
>*whistle* "reported. attempted rape."
Actually, after seeing that ball get thrown instead of bounced I’m ready to bin her too.
Hope the crowd gives her some more boos so she can take the hint
i-it's wet
Bigfooty shat itself.
Elitemons too strong!
NEVER
EVER
TEAR UP THE TARPS
fucking JACKED UP for this showdown lads
gotta work in 2.5 hours though ;_;
>cringer cringe cringus acringe
saints have 4 ghosting Kennedy
showed this to /nrl/
killed their thread
everything I know about /nrl/ I've learned against my will. Please stop making me tangentially aware of them
>6 minutes gone
>no points
this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys
Signs of a tight one
why is there a giant Star of David mown into the Adelaide Oval?
Homemade special fried rice for din dins
>women umpires
Every time Saints got a clean run of play they just shat the bed. Surprised they're not further behind; Geelong would have punished this about tenfold.
is this the anti racism game lads?
>go for the ball
>someone initiates a tackle
>pull back from the ball and claim no possession of the ball
either pick the ball up or hit it away if the ball is at your finger tips and you dont hit it away its as good as possession
B
A
SLOANE
E
D
where can i bet on b or c-list players getting 20+ disposals
>port has no forward line
>cant kick goals
Im shocked
Its going to be hilarious how well all of the racist parties do in this election
this post won't age well
voting minor party is the only way. The hardest party of my vote will be deciding who I put last.
reminder that queersland is not actually a part of Australia
only if your on the "right side of history"
st kilda are saving their energy for something
booing a woman ump is a bit much though
>Harmes has a clear shot at goal when any score will do
>kicks it
>off the side of the boot mind you
>by some miracle it goes towards our no.1 forward
>Worst Mcdonald drops a sitter right in front of goal
>fumbles the second attempt
>boots it straight into the goal post from 3 m out
>season saved!
>"GO THA SAINTERS"
Extremely bogan crowd
>Port getting raped by the umps
>Not the Crows
5AA just won't be the same.
ball handling injury
Shocking game in general
restricting their ball movement
fuck p00rt
restricting my ball movement to your mum's gash
POOrt are shit
rather Freudian of you
BASED Tahlia
going to SCP-294 lads what do you want to drink
vanilla coke for me thanks
when ever i see this i think its a jav and google it then remember its that other shit
Light beer thanks champ
Would you be comfortable being Eleni Glouftis's boyfriend knowing there's a decent chance she will cuck you with a player one day?
wonder how much Simpson can bench
>The stream will start soon. Please check again after a moment.
ffs, why
fellas is petch actually good or is a meme like cyril
She'll be in the West Coast showers after the game getting her fill, payment for her one sided free kicks tonight
I only date whites
greeks count as whites nowadays
that'd make it better haha
>greeks count as whites nowadays
you could say, looking at the score board, that the saints are 'blue and yellow' balled
smells like potatoes or something in my room
Fixed
are being "blue and yellow" balled rather
Anybody have a stream for WC game?
>tfw every adelaide beach is polluted with filthy turks (greeks)
*types in "cup of reality check's correct tips"*
>OUT OF RANGE
being "blue and yellow balled" is a powerful drug
*ends it all*
is this true? do you feel less emotional investment for afl than soccer?
I feel much more emotional investment in AFL than soccer
That being said, watching liverpool get up against uefalona really got my juices flowing
nah, just between Glenelg and Grange. Brighton is rightful white clay and Sellicks is the goat and surprisingly has yet to got to shit
be considerate and put on a big diaper before you do
for me it's true
but i am german so eh
liam ryan is the next gary abblet sr
not sure st kilda is going to survive this blue and yellow "balling"
they may have to groom some more school kids
already did a poo tonight (it's hosting a game at the adelaide oval)
mfwdiwdph
coach said how the fuck do you do that
THICKER IS TASTIER
MMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK THE EAGLES
FUCK THE UMPIRES
FUCK ELENIS GOUSSIS
FUCK JANNY
FUCK MOOT
FUCK SOCCER FAGS
AND
FUCK HUNGRY JACKS
based but ironically
wtf why did the mods sticky this?
legit don't understand how anyone could enjoy footy being a saints fan
*listens to Triple M on the drive home*
thinking about installing a rheem lads
Same bro. Also thinking of picking up a Karcher high pressure water cleaner
red pubes
>not going solar
might as well just throw your money in the toilet
is ollie wines playing?
have literally not seen him once
Karchers are based
We had to clean the shit out of our uni rental house when we moved out, just took a karcher to the outside walls and pavement and was done in one arvo
like Halley's Comet, once in a generation you are privileged to witness such a post.
>Jake Lever
>Tom Doedee
>Rory Laird
>Brodie Smith
>Alex Keath
Are adelaide the half-back footy factory?
didn't win lotto lads
Next time la
No
>saint
saints
>saints
saints
wish i had blacker skin, lads
and better ball handling skills
why
because I play AFL in an outer melbourne suburb
/crows/ tßh
Wonder if Sainters can get 2 goals in 1.5 minutes
best coast eagles
>Multi refund
Phew
based scharfes s tßh
That bow and arrow shit is cringe personified
Oh no nonononono
STOP FUCKING CHOKING HOLY SHIT AAAAHHH
does Buckley want to coach the saints next year?
this is my fault with that boastful .gif
Can probably get Ross 'the Boss' Lyon back if you want.
How big was the Port comeback when Motlop won it? 3 goals in a few minutes or something?
Poo Peenwood
Nah port was the one winning then crows had a big comeback then port managed to steal it again
>It's pissing down at the Adelaide Oval
AND THE CROWS ARE PROVIDING THE SHIT.
KEK the absolute state of badelaide
Should've been 50 desu.
pleeeeease stop choking
ok?
Mush wagie! MUSH!
kek shouldve gone for the mark rather
Dwayne "s*whistle*urely" Russel
What are your thoughts on wagies who love what they do?
WABA you here mate?
was referring to this
unless there are two German /crow/bros
i didnt know the german poster was actually german. have barely browsed these threads since 2014
This game is homosexual. At least in /nrl/ the better team wins.
there we go
port can get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
that guy aint me, i think he is an expat
He's an expat
if poort were the better team they would have won
Robbed by the umpires during their comeback.
Carlton got raped by the umpires and their win stolen.
Essendon literally won the game but the umpire didn't want to cause a scene so gave the win to the Swans.
It's disgusting.
>based /crows/ jump into top 4
>poort drop out of the 8
absolute pooetry
thats a raven dumfuck
i hate these birds so fucking much its not even funny
lmaoing (at) ur (dot) life
Cannot see GWS failing to meet the line if they win (which they SHOULD) so going on the aggressive
>is there a point to it all trev?
>actually thinking hawthorn will lose to gws
kek
KEK
K E K
Jeremy's on fire m8 and Roughead gone will cause absolute DISARRAY
lose to calrton but beat gws
yeah sure
I hope you're gambling responsibly m8.
think roughie being dropped to vfl was the right decision but i hope for your sake they win
>not knowing that afl is rigged
you now remember the comet of 2007
>Veteran AFL broadcaster Brian Taylor says he won't change how he pronounces Essendon forward Orazio Fantasia's surname, despite his fellow Channel Seven commentators correcting its pronunciation on Friday night.
>During a Triple M broadcast on Saturday afternoon, Taylor said 'Fan-tay-sha' – rather than 'Fanta-sia' – was the "Australian" way to pronounce the 23-year-old's name, despite Bombers skipper Dyson Heppell saying it was incorrect.
theage.com.au
kek, salty Brian.
he's right, we don't live in italy
I don't even understand what 'Fanta-sia' is supposed to sound like.
fucking BASED
i absolutely love brian, wish 7 would have him on for the cricket too. he'd be a kino BBL commentator.
based B-ri-an Tia-yl-or
someone who sees fanta
Fanta-seer (someone who sees fanta)
fanta as in the drink, sia as in the singer
makes more sense in an italian accent
Gotta agree, that's how it's said in English and we're in Australia after all so no one should give a shit
t. Italian whose surname is said wrong a lot
fantasy-uh
*wins*
Based.
>best at cricket
NSW
>best at afl
Victoria
>best at nrl
Queensland
If you're not /eastside/, you're not the best.
>nsw
>best at cricket
its not 1990s anymore, lad. In fact the reason we're so shit at cricket now is because NSW is fucking trash at cricket atm.
>afl is not the best at AFL
um who won the last hip sweetie? thats what i thought xo
don't reply, it's another queerslander scraping at relevance
>b-but we're heaps ocker and racist!!!! Notice us!!!!!!
australia's sporting success has always hinged on NSW. in the two relevant international sports we play (cricket and union), NSW has been the sole factor in keeping us at the top.
Now the NSW is shit at cricket and union is dead there, we're trash.
That's because the other states play AFL.
the same Brian Taylor who called a player a "big poofer" live to air. Imagine thinking this will even touch him mentally or professionally, he's probably laughing his guts up while punching in some chick's head right now without a care in the world
New South Wales is such a gay name for a state.
why is it new "south" wales? where is new north wales and new east wales?
And, for that matter, where is Old South Wales?
cricket is more popular in victoria than it is in nsw honestly. just look at attendance or tv ratings. im pretty sure more people play club cricket in victoria than nsw too.
made an epic meme to btfo /nrl/ lads
new tool songs out on bootlegs, dare I listen?
No one cares about NRL or memes. Fuck off.
t. seething /nrl/
crows tbqh lads
I've had similar thoughts recently
>all the bird teams are winning this round
Putting my savings on the Hawks tomorrow.
with all due respect, but not really /leastside/ lmao 2bqh
>undeniably best at basketball
>best at baseball
>best out of native state at afl, and current league champ
>current elite association football premier
Yes, West Australia. Yes.
also; >emptystadiumgrab tbqh and if you really feel like talking shit about faggotpaddle you might get fucking scorched lad.
500th post...
...for BEST Australia.
thats a raven dumfuck
based brainletposting
>undeniably best at basketball
Victoria LITERALLY has three #1 draft picks currently playing in the NBA
Victoria #1 in BMWF breeding confirmed