Gandor outdoor truckers

GREEN GREEEN GRREEEEENNN

>watermelonman

Go Crafton!

THink the high groove will suit Larson tomorrow night?

in 2019? never

I hope but I think you're right.

RIP to Mike Mittler

just read about that

Good evening gentlemen.

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what do you think they will try this year at the all-star race?

>sotter

>soldered

why is jones even in this race

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I like how these trucks are always on the verge of wrecking as soon as the aero changes up on the fast tracks. Things drive like bricks. Probably why it's the best series in /turnleft/

who /anyonebutKBM/ here

most def user

Is KBM JGR?

kbm and jgr are more like toyota factory

no but they are TRD

thanks anons

>that madman Ankrum
Holy shit...checkers or wreckers faggots.

They need to do a better job of running slo-motion replays showing how much these trucks buffet and slide around. Shit's crazy.

Anyone else here?

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yea I'm not sure what is different, doesn't look the same this race.

post concessions

HEY GUYS FRIESEN IS A DIRT DRIVER WOW THIS IS LIKE DIRT RACIN

yea I don't understand that. Not like hes holding the rear end out there half the lap

i wish :(

No, but it is cooler here than normal.

Did you know Ross Chastain is a watermelon farmer?

>I only come to these threads for NatDeckerposting
>I am still disappointed
oh well

Spent $17 on cafeteria burger, fries and coke but it was expected
Yeah, it's almost cold but comfy

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welp

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I miss fries in cups like that

CRYING ON THE RADIO

NATALIE NOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

D-did I do that?

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Oh nonononono

imagine if she sat on that cone haha be that would be painful haha

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F

Just say NO to splitters #bringbackthevalence

I want her to sit on my face so bad, and I've never really understood that meme before

I was unironically rooting for Decker.
I want my damn burger money back

Has there been a race she's finished this season?

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Grass is like a magnet to that bitch.

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More like has there been a truck she hasn't "finished" all season.

I want them thighs around my head

kek

she ran an uneventful race at LVMS

she needs to finish on my face tbqh

fair enough and checked

Decker

>what happened?

GOD DAMMIT LMAO

SHE GOT THAT LEARNIN, BOYS! AT THIS RATE SHE'LL BE THE BEST LEARN'NED DRIVER OUT THERE!

grass'd

Wonder how many more chances they are going to give her. This experiment is starting to get as expensive as Danica's was

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>Decker
answered your own question, but here

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was making a joke
Posted both vids

Just tuned in what happened to sauter

>expensive as Danica's was
Danica had a media storm about "OMG MUH FIRST FEMALE DRIVER" bullshit that made her a household name. Made plenty of money off of that.

Decker, while unknown, is younger and cuter and they need at least one for diversity quotas, and they're desperately trying to meme her into being that one, which I'm fine with.
>guaranteed cawshun to bring the field together
>actual qt
>get to see STRONK WAHMEN tears every race after she wrecks

What's not to love?

Is Decker hot for a female driver or actually hot hot?

KABOOM tranny

her sisters are/were hotter

She's got a year or 2 to improve or she'll be replaced by Deegan

if you're an ass man you love her, if you're a titty man she's meh

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oh? First I'm hearing about this. Any proofs?

True

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blonde with small tits/fit ass is patrician tier

grant pls

fair, good on ya

what good is a blonde without a nice rack?

>half a dozen trucks out
Did I miss a big wreck or just attrition?

>commercial just as the pass for the lead is about to happen

It was a short field, a whole bunch of teams brought trucks to fill it out and park

anything more than a handful is a waste tho. I'd rather a little undersized than oversized

At least Deegan has some actual talent and a father that properly coaches her on how to be fast in a wide variety of vehicles

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is she a poo?

true, but a hole will never drive as good, and I'd rather a qt that sucks and an average at best that "ok"

No, this is Apu

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gotta go piss, someone hold my drank.

just balance your drank on your dick

Brian and Marissa Deegan in the pic. Does she look pooish?

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I'd like to see what J.JoCobb would do if she got a 5 race contract to run for KBM or JGR. I bet she could get top 10's, don't know about 5's, though.

Chicks just don't know how and when to be aggressive.

clearly she can't drive with those.

>Chicks just don't know how and when to be aggressive
This

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Damn, Nicole Kidman aged like milk

pass coming up
>goes to commercial....

shes probably talking about her ex that was slamming pigs like crazy

kind of want Freezin to get his win tonight

This might be an exciting end.

>top 4 within 3 seconds of each other
Yeah, it's building up to something good

you know, he's a canadian dirt track driver

I would support banning ALL advertising over mass broadcasting sources. It's cancer that normalizes shitty behaviors.

>lets do a little day drinkin

I was loving the battle between 24 and 52 when they were closer

was good shit. I think they are laying back now till after the stops.

When I ascend to my destined position of First American Furher, it's one of my day 1 moves.

remnants of ass-mcgee

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here we go... last stops.

What do y'all think the odds are of NASCAR finally going, "Ya know what? No more spliters" because holes keep landscaping?

Will Friesen ever stop choking?

I don't see it happening as spliters are on everything now.

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Friesen might have just fucked himself

Shame. I just wish they'd get these cars off the fucking floor again.

Zero. They'll sooner just pave the infields.

how much fuel did the fuck up?

eliminate the splitters and re-establish a minimum ride height rule would do wonders. Especially for xfinity and cup

but look at all the current cars, the are all low as fuck.

Just fuck my race up please.

what's going through that navy dudes head?

enough to let the guys behind catch him at full speed

"how did he get so fat"
how does the car not tip over

>moffitt
CAWSHUN

moffitt you dumb fuck

crash under commercial....

they just handed the win to the leaf

Freezin is a sitting duck

Fucking lmao

oh yeah, forgot about ross

two tires
>two minutes later

still exciting ending?

>Melon Farming Intensifies

Gillilililand is going to fuck everything up, most likely.

>saves the truck
That shit's impressive.

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yup, ross is agressive as fuck and gilliland could unfuck his shit up

GO MR. WATERMELON MAN!!!!!!

Freezing.... pulls away?

Someone is stopped there on the backstretch

Watermelon man blew it lol

CAWSHUN

Yep, and of course, the commentators don't notice it.

Was wondering wtf that truck was doing down there.

didn't seem so confident on the fuel amounts.

I'm erect

Friesen likes that high line but not sure hes got enough to pull it off if he keeps staying up there

watermelon is clearly faster

I think this has been the best race in any NASCAR Series of 2019

OUT OF GASS

WATERMELON WINS

outa gas.....

LEAF OUT FUEL
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Wow.

WATERMELON MAN!

FUCK YOU ROSS FUCK YOU ROSS FUCK YOU ROSS

thanks for coming guys.
I'm Audi5000

WE DID IT BOYS

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MELON FARMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ohnononononno

10/10 race

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MEMETASTIC!

One of the best races of the season. Period.

Kansas delivered.

Yeah, this has been top

Man, where would Ross be in Truck points if he was running for the Truck Title instead of Xfinity?

That race was actually pretty decent.

Oh the salt!

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The Truck Series needs to be main event on race weekends anymore.

>puts in the watermelon plug
based shilling Florida man

That was a hell of a race

uh, first