/copalib/ - The Draw edition

That's really nice of you, user. So which Argentinian team will you be cheering on?

*ahem*
FUCK CORINTHIANS

Alt. Mineiro is small.

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yes, only blacks are named cuadrado, yerry, radamel, james, etc

go bay my cum

Internacional vs Gremio
Flamengo vs Athletico
Cruzeiro vs LDU
Libertad vs Godoy Cruz
Cerro vs Emelec
San Lorenzo vs Nacional

Boca vs River

Antofagasta, at home, is being humiliated by Huachipato, 0-1.
Where my Chileanbros at?

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>friday night
>no footy
>alone
>horny

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Here brah
Do not masturbate brah

They get great talent year in and year out. Stop hating

Peñarol vs River

P L A T E N S E

>san lorenzo vs nacional
both teams finished 2nd

>friday night
>not warm not cold
>alone
>watching a grande senpaiília
cozy af

>nothing to eat in my kitchen but rice
>discount day changed from saturdays to wednesday
I'm so hungry lads

How about rice with mayonnaise? That's really delicious if you buy the ideal mayo.

fucking hell
is this how the average argentinian is living nowadays? been seen a lot of hate towards macri, i wouldn't doubt that a bostero was doing a shitty job

I can't eat mayo more than once a month because of my diet but having some with a nice steak is not bad. I bet it tastes weird with rice.

What spices and herbs you got there? A pan of rice with crushed ajo and half a block of knorr chicken stock is nice if you have no option. If it's hot there, cook the rice, serve it and add oregano and rosemary to it, then mix it.

>cuadrado
wha

> only rice
if you are from rosario and need meat, the only thing you need is cat bait, a net and a whole lot of ambition

>with mayonnaise

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can teams from the same country be paired together in this draw?

>jason flores
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj sospechosa la wea

Imagine to eat mayo at mayo under the sol de mayo

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> TVP is shitting on bolsonaro
wtf i voted for macri in order to get rid of this leftist shit

can i get a clean version of this? ive some autismo to do

>mayonnaise
absolutely disgusting
try rice with ketcup

this*

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I'm not dying, it's just that it's big discount (%25) and I need to save money. There's food place near my house with good prices 110 argie dollaridoos for a burguer with fries. How much does it cost a burguer in your town copalib?

>How much does it cost a burguer in your town copalib?
if it's from the barrio, between 4000 to 7000 colombian pesos.

> i need to save money
> eating a 110 burger

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there's only gourmet shit and your regular fast food junk so i never really bother to check the prices
but it's probably more than what i have saved in m y extravaganza funds

I just came back from that shithole, I've never seen so many homeless people, not even in São Paulo.
On top of that I had to watch my team lose because of a shit referee.

>There's food place near my house with good prices 110 argie dollaridoos for a burguer with fries
mc donalds?

sunday's the day leltense chokes

just checked one gourmet hamburgueria and the average price of only the burger is R$22. a whole meal would cost like R$37, which is the money that would keep me well fed for 10 days

>friday night
>all alone
>some beer and wine already in
>una vela
Mamita bar here I go

>with mayonnaise
Jesus fuck, you a mill8sfag? that would explain the shit taste.

perro nada

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>watching this videoclip in the bus
>everyone is looking at me like i'm a creep
Fuck normies
youtube.com/watch?v=HEkerSi5Fig

Why are the philosophers of football such a failure?

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they probably think you're into kpop

That is even worse

This scandal is better
youtube.com/watch?v=VMO3YNoNyTY

*sip*

is it?

What the fuck is this shit
Consider suicide as a career

youtube.com/watch?v=KrVC5dm5fFc

...

No wonder why.

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there is absolutely nothing wrong with eating rice with mayo, especially if you add a bit of salt, vinegar, a little onion and green pepper, it's delicious
fuck you /copalib/

based
cringe

t.eats pizza with mayo

Question as a newfag to /copalib/

why do you guys start from Jan and end near December, instead of just doing a similar calendar to the champions league where you go from Aug/Sept to May/June? Is it a money thing? A Logistics thing?

pls no bully is just srs question ;_;

>not water to take a bath because they're "working" so cut water in the zone
>lonely
>horny
life sucks so far

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The Southern Hemisphere Summer. It isn't pleasant to play at january under 40°C or more at 4PM.

Ah, ok. I forgot about that. Is that the main reason?

maybe with some meat this could be decent
based
don't really know if summer is really the reason desu. it's pretty fucking hot and the calendar starts in january. but i don't really see the point on splitting the season between two years, a season that follows the calendar makes more sense to me

just wank

it's pretty fucking hot until march*

vasco

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go to sleep then.

/copalib/

VASCO

are away crowds allowed in this superlelga cup?

they are allowed in ya mum's room, that i can tell

fulbol

Sometimes

pasion

perros

perro pixar

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Pixar es quemar

used this site (andrew.hedges.name/experiments/random/pickone.html) to try to simulate a copalib round of 16 draw and those were the results:
Inter x Nacional
Palmeiras x LDU
Cerro x San Lorenzo
Flamengo x Emelec
Olimpia x River
Cruzeiro x Godoy Cruz
Libertad x Athlético
Boca x Grêmio

Pixar papa

>Flamengo x Emelec
ah, the memories...
youtube.com/watch?v=x59A4t4UjbM

Go pixar my cum

>Boca - Gremio
yes please, and Boca with yellow shorts

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>Inter x Nacional
>Inter wins
That would be really kino.

anyone here have any experience coaching or being staff at a club? big or small.

i don't, but if you want to hire me i'll accept

I will.

Just read them some rock n' roll lyrics and tell them to pass it to their best player.

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just yell 'VAMOS, VAMOS' and clap twice after or the spell won't reach the players

If you're wanted a employee, I'll work, even as aguatero por derecha.

>Olimpia x River
I really want this to happen, if somehow >we win then I'll truly believe >we can win the whole thing

based

*ahem*
nóis vamo comer o cu do olimpia

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Cant sleep, r8 my Ro16 powerranking /copalib/:
1-Cuzeiro
2-Real Madrid das Americas
3-RiBer
4-Olimpia
5-Guild
6-Mouth Jrs
7-Binter
8-Freedom
9-Flameme
10-Alth. Paranaense
11-Naciomal
12-Cerro papa
13- San Silencio
14-Lel Liga
15-Godoy Who?
16-Memelec

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palmerias would be good too
not sure about cunnilingus tho

>libertad without its wings
JUST

Don't you have a cheeky pun name/banter for Olimpia?
> el culo no se limpia

Los de arriba me la lamen y los de abajo me la chupan

>Imagine being this devoid of self-awareness

hehe

>tfw no kino Mexican teams in libertadores
:(

Post WHITE players from your team

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You know he is white because he is already balding

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Murderballometer and chimpoutometer very very high at mataderos
Reducido is the best tournament

Chicagon right now

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Based Cortez

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pls someone destroy this piece of shit athletico, thanks

I really want a provinciANO to win this but i also dont want the next b nacional to be just a glorified B metro

Very white indeed, he's practically European.

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>great girl
>stuck on a shit anime
still mad

>dagashi kashi
>shit anime
pick 1

el absoluto estado del futbol chileno

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>slipping to Gremio
Kek, never change Cucktolia

Why would chilean teams care about Shitbertadores when they can compete and win the much superior competition that is Chilean Primera División - the always friendly Campeonato AFP PlanVital?

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Paul Scholes plays in our inferiores

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He plays for Gremio, so he has a white soul given from the ghosts of the old gauchos from the Ragamuffin War.

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Cooked rice, cream, some cheese like parmesan, some white wine, some butter and maybe a little bit nutmeg and pickled mushrooms just mix and cook quickly, its sounds disgusting but its delicious that our brazillian poorman risotto, sad its Brazilian invention, that other countries don't know duo our irrelevance. Its delicious with steak.

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Who the fuck cares if it is literal trash if it tastes good? Me, myself, buy some buffalo mozzarella balls and put them in the cooking pan while making fresh, white rice, so it melts.

Chilenão Série A update

Teams sponsored by PF 1 x 1 Teams not sponsored by PF

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Penadoy has more chances of winning the Sudamericana that they will ever have of winning the Libertadores, just don't let this one slip you fucking retards.

Unión La Calera fans on suicide watch.

>buffalo mussarela balls
Temos o ricaço por aqui.

>buys his fancy shit on verdemar instead of going to mercado central
I get a kilo of it for less than 40 reais.

big if true

This nigga had his wedding reception at a Habib's, how can you not love him?

what's wrong with her eyes?

Nothing

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fuck Bremio and fuck bremistas

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Reminder both Gaúcho teams were relegated and thus both are considered small clubs in the current Brazilian football scene.

anywhere from 10 to 40 reais depending on where you get it, surprisingly the cheaper ones are often bigger and higher quality

Both tournament are worthless trash

What happened to Brasileirão General?

geral cagou pq todas as threads morriam

Union Magdalena - Pasto about to start

>Sarmiento de Junin again not televised
well well well, what's going on here? oh right, Soja money

It was televised by DirectTV

DirecTV is only in the villas, they don't want people to watch it

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> only in the villas
So most people

>they don't want people to watch it
They should just tell them it's a b nacional match then

sos cagoooon sos cagoooon racing sos cagoooooon

they do tho

>Fenix

La B matchday 1 and 2 results

Central Español 0-1 Rentistas
Bella Vista 0-3 Dvo.Maldonado
Cerrito 0-1 Villa Teresa
Torque 2-0 Albion
Tacuarembo 2-2 Atenas
Villa Española 0-0 Sud America

Villa Española 2-0 Villa Teresa
Rentistas 1-0 Cerrito
Atenas 1-1 Torque
Sud America 1-0 Tacuarembo
Dvo.Maldonado 1-0 Central Español
Albion 1-0 Bella Vista

Positions (because IP blocked)

Dvo.Maldonado 6pts +4
Rentistas 6pts +2
Villa Española 4pts +2
Torque 4pts +2
Sud America 4pts +1
Villa Teresa 3pts +1
Albion 3pts +1
Atenas 2pts +-0
Tacuarembo 1pt -1
Central Español 0pts -2
Cerrito 0pts -2
Bella Vista 0pts -4

>DirecTV is only in the villas
But that was a benefit for Adrogué's people

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rip Paranaense
>dos futbolistas dieron positivo en un control antidoping.
>los jugadores Thiago Heleno y Camacho habrían ingerido un suplemento nutricional prohibido por la Unidad Antidopaje de la CONMEBOL y, a la espera de la contraprueba, quedarían 60 días suspendidos de manera previsional.

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>suplemento nutricional
>prohibido
one of the many reasons CONMEBOL is the nigger of futbol confederations

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>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DEL DEPORTIVO PASTO, CARAJO
kek, by far my favorite narrator.

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>R*cing

Of all the dumb commentary that is posted in this thread, this has got to be the dumbest ever.

Bolsonaro's cock probably

any stream links? I like seeing racing getting destroyed

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try televisionlibre.net

>not 40ºC in santa marta
>union gets btfo

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Can someone explain how el reducido works? Why is Sarmiento going to semis?

they finishied 2nd in the tournament
the 2nd plays the 9th
3 vs 8, 4 vs 7, 5 vs 6
the best positioned team in the league always has ventaja deportiva over the rival, there's no extra time nor penalties

Good, I'm tired of this meme team

> Only 2
That's alright then, River got away with two right? Teams get punished when they got +3 positive cases

Any commentator in you country cheers for a Brazilian team? Check out our best commentator.

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Based ardilla

>Magdalena United

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Mauro is such a fucking cuck.

That's what I thought. Thanks

Que coisa feia rapaz, acusando os outros de fazer o seu hobbie favorito?

>culo culo

>waaah muh cuck
Grow up. If there was a TOTW for commentators in sports, he'd get the top spot last week.

good, copalib should be enough for everybody

Tigre is the most based team of superlelga

Can we get the points from Alth match?

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insightful commentary

quite odd considering they are not even a superliga team anymore

They are in my heart

In my heart they are a patrician /bundeslumpen/ team and that's a good thing

t. Felipão

poor girl, in jail being so young

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>gremio will be relegated this year again
feels pretty fucking good

Maybe this time people will stop sucking Renato's dick. The only thing he did well was Carol

tomando vinito y escuchando cumbia mientras llueve

>Riber

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for me, it's la piragua de Guillermo Cubillos

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Nice

Oh fuck, I missed the Caballero interview.

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What happened to Armani? Did the a. nal virus finally get to him?

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what the fuck is going on with the "big" teams?

how many goals will velez score against boca tomorrow?

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my guess is that they don't care

#Blessed

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what the fuck

Manly tears

wholesome

Barrôca na seleção quando?

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>"gracias virgencita"

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Why they can't into winning?

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he is weak mind
first he had a mental breakdown from playing too well, he didnt received a single goal for so many matches he was breaking records, and that record thing put a lot of pressure on him, to the point he felt receiving a single goal would be a tragedy

and now he is probably suffering because the media talks every day of Armani vs Andrada (I would rather have a european goalie, like Gazzaniga from Spurs)

I believe >we can win :)

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Imagine God exists and he actually hears every prayer about sports results

They just beat that shit Chilean side

filler match

libertamemes doesn't count

why is she so cute bros?

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yikes

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Is Ferreira injured?

>Imagine God exists and he actually hears every prayer about sports results

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Apologize

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reminder to not reply to anything related to /pol/ this is a thread about football, anime and rochas

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based tucumeme

Friendly reminder that we don't care about this meme cup

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LO QUE ES ESE OGT MACHO

Lemme guess!
Now suddenly this is a Copa De Leche and River fans never ever cared about it.
Amiright?

goodbye frens

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what is wrong with her face

They won it last year and it meant qualifying to the libert adores which they also happened to win, so I doubt it

Have sex

Pulling a Liverpool, la.

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If you are gonna do it then do it big and post something better dinotard.

wtf I can't believe river already is out
Oh right, lmao

Riverpool

Pls stay healthy

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>RiBerpoop
ftfy

Why are you looking at her face

Top banter

>Ra**ng
>RiBer
>Big teams

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DOUBT.
youtube.com/watch?v=i2dMLmH154c

True, he's so fucking biased every time he had to talk about Flamengo the last few years because their last president blew the fuck out of him.

>have your team fly to another city the same day they play
>lose
>do it again
>lose again
Some big brain moves by River here.

kekekekekek

i don't like big butts

The provinciANO uprising started

t. Thiaguinho O'Donnell

>tf
>tp

end your life pal

Série D shenaningans (1/2)

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Haven't seen a good /rochaposting/ in a while desu

the absolute state of green nottingham

Série D shenanigans (2/2)

These supporters rented a truck so they could watch their team's match over the wall

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>implying they're not gonna pull up another (((8-0))) out of 4 offside goals

BRAVA DOrO

Lmao you're still seething for that Borré goal? it wasn't even offside

RICK SOUND
Casamientos, Cumpleaños, Fiestas de 15 y Serie D

>chinese steal jobs
>chinese buys players from my club
>doing dishes, the chinese made glass broke in half in my hands
Until when will we let those insects cuck us?

calamelo

based

why are you still arguing about some hypothetical soja team maybe winning something when a third division team has already confessed?

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we need to get Yago Pikachu

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Olimpia vs Godoy Cruz will be the final.
Screencap this.

cute!

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Dude, it's a league cup
River Plate and Racing are already qualified for the next copa libertadores, they don't need to win it

t. pic related

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> Sigue la polémica por el ascenso de Estudiantes de Rio Cuarto a la final. Hoy se presentó en AFA Gerardo Escobar, vicepresidente de Sarmiento (R), y luego se habló en TyC Sports y dijo que pedirán que anulen la promoción al Nacional B del equipo cordobés.
> "Peleamos por el ascenso que nos robaron", expresó Barrera. , quien fue a realizar un descargo ante el Consejo Federal y ante el Tribinal de Disciplina. Quiere que se analice e investigue lo que ha sucedido en los partidos de Estudiantes de Rio Cuarto.
good stuff

Today is Bay Day

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Oh fuck I was because I didn't know about this. Interior tourneis are much more obscure

Gallardo wants to win it all. I bet they actually pull a Liverpool at home

post more Bay Garotas

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WAITING FOR 1989

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That one is kino as fuck.

/copalib/ patron saint

Reminder that if the Brasileirão ended today we would be second and play at copalib next year.
VAMO FOGÃO

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That's explain why "we" haven't won any relevant tournament since the late 80s.

How much do they charge for sex?

>needing financial doping for this

the eternal paraguayan horse

>wake up early on a cold Sunday
>saying feliz dias das mães to mum
>watching chaves
>inglesão final matchday soon
Pretty comfy desu

which game do I watch at 11hrs, Yea Forumsros? Liverpool, ManC or the brazilian league?

Why not both? on computer and mobile.
Since Liverpool is more prone to choke it will be on my tv and City's game will be on My smartphone
In the end, we can shitpost Yea Forums with more err... consistency.

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>even considering watching a flamerda game
sleep until 16h and watch the based santástico

>palmeme match today
>no one will air it
Fuck Globo and fuck monopolies

>no palmerdas broadcast
fucking based

Not watching >we win must be good for your mental health, right?

>palmerdas
>win

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Based Globo working commies and righties into a seething shoot

2-0

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The Squid plays today. Are they going to succumb to el provinciANO cock too?

I don't think so, el provinciANO is only strong in his land

>palmeme
>not losing in the brasileirão for almost a year

hhhhnnnnnnnggggggg

enjoy your loss to rooster today

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i'll get back to you when we don't lose

Lets fucking goooooo

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VAI TOMAR NO CU FLAMENGO
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AQUI E CHAPE PORRA

Fucking based

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una sneeda

oh no...

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Oh yeah

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go bay my cum

bump

>Brazilian Série B

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Patrician af

bet everyone is shitting their pants kek

> P L A T E N S E goes through with a 0-0
Logic says they will choke

>platense

VAI TOMAR NO CU SQUID
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AQUI E FERRO PORRA

what did i tell ya all, leltense chokes hard today.

NO ERA FAUL

> SQUID
> not LULA

GOD these fuckers will choke
2 contras wasted

reducido > CdS

It's been a ride lads

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F

tira algo

venden comida?

can we stop pushing this shitty meme already. they're shitters who lost with advantage on their side.

paella yum

no

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...

Advantage is bullshit, play complementario and penales

told you

*laughs in Tigre

for me, it's raise me

patrician /bundeslumpen/ match up next season though

yikes, why not chori

Only paty and garrapiñada

paellapan

the absolute state

>everyone missed the epic clasico chimpout with narigon being sent off to antidoping

>Big Sid

>CUzeiro

lol they scored the moment i posted

>BBBBasco
>2 down

seleSANTOS

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Basco serie B 2020 project is pretty solid desu

calling 2-1 peñarol last minute goal

>tfw I put Sidão on Cartola

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...why?

retard

>

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Kek

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BRUNO HENRIQUE
BRUNO HENRIQUE
B R U N O H E N R I Q U E

84% now

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Sidão is going to kill himself before the match ends

giving a 2nd chance to extremely bad players is serie b tier
vasco deserves this

stream is like 4 minutes behind lmoaaa

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How, the powerfull campeonato ingles is like tipical Brazilian estadual, if Blackburn ans Lester didn't win it, it have same numbers of teams that wins cariolixão, only 4 teams.

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>2018
Palmeiras
>2017
Corinthians
>2016
Palmeiras
>2015
Corinthians
>2014
Cruzeiro
>2013
Cruzeiro
i hope we don't become a inglesão

For (you) this guy looks Valdivia?

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He certainly hurts to look at

>1-1 with both being own goals, a red card and 50 minutes of 10v11
kino

The funny thing if him borns female, people wow say about the exotic beautiful, curly hair, morena skin and light yes.

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but pic related is cute tho
valdivia paraguaio is fucking hideous

a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

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>comparing about 6 years to about 30
Retard, and at least 3 teams win it, and in some year Culixians wins because massive reffball, and other teams used to have chances try win it, just before it FlumerdenC wins it, but just next year get relegated, salved by tribunal, but its inimaginable in Engrand, in other hand in Engrand, in 6 years only MUntd and Chelsea wins, and most of that seasons the other are the runner-up.

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>cruzeiro losing as soon as they face real competition
I won't even say I told you because it was so obvious

Conceded the same goal twice too lmao

i'm not comparing in a span of 30 years because my point is to show that in recent years the league had a certain dominance, and to wonder if our league could turn into a european soulless league
learn how to think

chupa e segue meu pal seu arrombado

>player's name is Unborn
what did his parents mean by this?

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My sister asked me why I watched Felipe Neto Videos, because it's aimed for children.
I told her about he being our main sponsor, (Botafogo) and he's quite entertaining too.
fuck the haters!

everybody knew that
cruzeirenses are too oblivious

cringe

>Edilson

typical greBBio scum player

a cara do sidão recebendo o troféu de craque do jogo hahahahahahah

Where is DAZN link on Youtube for Ferroviário x Nautico?
Did they already fucked up?

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pqp post it

That pretty popular name in nordeste, others examples, Severino, Raimundo or even Raimundo Nonato, Cícero, Adauto etc everybody that lived in building in sudeste used to have a doorman with these names.

The guy on the radio said that the girl delivering him the trophy was crying for such embarrassment

>tfw I saved myself of being named "Severino Bisneto"
oof

twitter.com/DIAS_Jonas7/status/1127681195121238016

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>the virgin sidao

Imagine being so bad that you transcend the memes

that's sad

He played rather well against riVAR last week

Sad is this stupid team being the joke of the country.
I hope they suffer a "chapecoense" and close the doors so I don't have to suffer anymore

I suspect he is going to off himself soon

to think this guy did well on botafogo and was even called the next jefferson

how time flies

Gaúcho teams perform better than other br teams on copalib. Brasileirão is rigged.

fuck it was deleted

youtube.com/watch?v=9t_fhLtoVuY

he genuinely left the pitch with a sad face
imagine being 36, working your way up, getting into the first division, having the whole country say you're shit and being known as a joke

Kek

Not only is Globo a mafia, they're also stupid as hell and all-around producers of low-quality content. I've never seen them do a single thing right

Vascaíno? Tá mais pra Vascaindo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>they're also stupid as hell and all-around producers of low-quality content
please watch "De pernas para o ar 3" :^)

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>match suspended due to heavy fog and will be played tomorrow at 10 AM
fuck my ass

Holy fuck. This is suicide inducing.

The comeback will happen after the Copa America lad. I hope.
LeL
youtube.com/watch?v=mxcl7wA_0rg

>massive refball
>more than 10 points ahead of the second for most of the season
Fuck off anti. Refs in Brazil are a joke and every single team is refballed a lot during the season.

Never leave, based Pinto.

Considering they have a tight grasp on the ways of this country, both culturally and politically, I'd say they do literally everything right.

We didn't need proof of what he said.

oh no you didn't

did they seriously gave him a trophy for being the 'worst' player?

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I've been resetting my ip for the past 2 hours just to be able to post and say FUCK PENADOY CUADRO CAGON

MISTER ZARATE , GET DOWN

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based

perro embarazo

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Why aBerica is such a pathetic piece of trash team?

>aBerica

>the city of aBerica
based millos lmao

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Worst?

*muffled la cucaracha*

Tesapara?

>it's a paulista championship episode
i hate this semen slurping sport

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Ye

>timewasting for a draw while 9pts below Peñarol
The shanty town of naciomal

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This reminds me of that time someone posted that story about that time the peruvian league had regional tournaments and a whole region plotted to fix results on the papers (no actual match was played) in a way they could get the maximum amount of money possible.

>Bay? more like gay
LMAO. Thanks for the 3 points as always

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Where's that Bahia autist now? His faggot team is relegation fodder and he still acts like it's worth anything more than a few laughs.

>play the second half with an extra man
>lose in the most pathetic way
Never change aberica

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>needing VAR again to beat Bahia

soul

BASED i hope he suffered

Londrina will get 6 points from CAP in série A next year

>having VARdependency

how?

Salary cap when?

That's the most depressing meal I can think of, don't you want to add some cold chicken breast while you are at it, and after you are done a nice bullet to the head for dessert.

nah, it's midtable
csa and avaí are already relegated
fortaleza will struggle because their squad is weak despite interesting playstyle proposed by ceni
hope chapecoense finally dies and there's still vasco
at least 3 of these will get relegated and one will pull some victories when they change the coach as it always happens

Londrina are chokers, they won't ever get promoted

Gol de barcos

see you in cafezão next year nigger faggot

>Londrina out of their zone (5th to 8th)
delusional

No salary cap can solve the other states being chokers

No, it is a fan voting for the best player.

next games sponsored by maionese hellmans >CSA (H)
>Santos (A)
>Avaí (H)
>Vasco (A)
>Bahia (H)
at least 12 points before the copa america break
Santos will be tough

Can we have a /BRA/ collage?

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fuck off, Abel

Another match, another fucking draw fuck Gordiola that fat fuck fuck Hernane fuck everyone in this shitty team CAM THE FUCK ON AND SCORE SAM FUCKING GOALS

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Don't worry, lad. Inter is coming.

>Inter

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I don't know which team you support but I assure you that they will lose to inter.

Sob pressão is pretty good.

>hope palmeiras progress in libertadores so they field a weaker team in brasileirao
>actual chance of winning it seeing how non-br teams are weak
or
>hope palmeiras fucking die in libertadores
>they win la undecima

globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/noticia/grupo-globo-muda-formato-de-craque-do-jogo-e-pede-desculpas-a-sidao.ghtml

>globosta

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Last year Palmeiras won brasileirao with their B team, if they weren't pipoqueiros they could realistically win both. I don't think they will win anything tho.

Vélez is pretty good desu

>you now remember vélez

Ecuadorian Derby in "El chueco" Capwell
Emelec 0 - 1 Barcelona

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for me, it's BANCO PICHINCHA

what time is it there ?

Will it ever come home friend? fucking nigger bangera fuck off

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fuck barcelona guayaquil

i feel bad for sidão desu

It's over anons
BARCELONA TU PAPÁ PITUFO MARICON
emeGAY 0 - 1Barcelona

Goals: Fidel Martínez 25'

Also Emelec shutdown the power from the lights before the second half starts

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t. botafogo supporter

if Sampaoli wins el brasileirao con Santos we should shoot Messi in his knees.

so.. tomorrow's draw is fixed right?

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What do you think? riBer sure needs help for that.

yes.
if we get boca river it's fixed
if boca or river get easy rivals it's fixed
if they get hard rivals it's fixed too
they can't do anything to prove it's not fixed

After match. Banguera was resting in the pitch and a ball catcher was kicking him because their team lost

neh they don't care about fixing the draw, if they get a difficult opponent they'll just desk them

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Oh yeah, I forgot, they're the "hijos bobos" of conmebol.

> pichicha

a quota?

It happened again, get in here

Its Pichincha my kirchnerista friend

i bet bragarnik is behind this

pichicho caca

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Feelsbadman
To think that he was good for my team

just want >us to have a good run in /copalib/ again lads

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basado and redpillado

Any genuine bulla fan here?
My team always ends up fighting relegation but get away on last days, keep the hopes up.

>tfw I became the early seasons Tuco

imagine being curintiano and pretending that 2005 was not refball

It was people's choice for best player, and he got ironically voted, and it turned out too be way more humiliating than funny

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EmeGAY emeGAY maricones de la primero de Mayoooo!
I know some of them lurk in these threads. Disfrútalo sin llorar (como dice el presidente de tu club)
youtu.be/OOrlSkQvxxw

Barcelona tu papá

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so mean

*neighbors having a mañanero*

Based Gonźalez, he should have scored 1 more just to cuck the ref.

Based

>liberm*n interviewing Alejandro Domínguez
Expect something going wrong at the draw

Poor Chori

I hate athletico but it's funny when they trigger bahia errytime

Why the fuck a Paraná team triggers a Bayh team anyway?

fuck San Jose

All teams are only allowed
> 3 paulistas
> 3 cariocas
> 3 nordestinos
> 2 gauchos
> 2 mineros
> 1 center east
> 3 foreigners
> 2 perro cacas (3 if pregnant)
> 1 old player coming back from an asian league
> 1 amazonian
> 1 wildcard sourthern
> 1 wildcard northern
> 1 wild amazonian
> 1 umbanda chaman
> 1 Marcelo Nicácio
> 1 piece of Exodia at a time

Brainlet here, what's the difference between the Brasileirão and Campeonato Paulista?

>brasileirão
brazilian league
>paulista
são paulo state pre-season league

One has patrician, successful and iconic teams while the other has to allow teams from outside Sao Paulo

The System against The Northeast

Former is a league, latter is a cup. Jokes aside, brasileirão is rigged.

Based and Redpilled

why is my dad watching tutorials on how to be more popular on instagram

because he wants to be more popular on instagram you dum dum

desu both freedom matches and the tie with central are way worse

BASED Argie bros, this is the best chant ever. Hands down. twitter.com/TermoDeAscenso/status/1127246255250395137

For me, it's

>Cerro

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>Ecuadorian Derby
It's not

pass his @

I think you got it the other way around

drill

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>A. Paranaense

Athletico tries so hard to be different fro Alt. Mineiro.
Even with Alt Mineiro out of competition is still know as Alt. Paranaense

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> Libertad-Cerro
> Flamengo-Olimpia
> San Lorenzo-Palmeiras
> Boca-Gremio

> Libertad-Flamengo
> Palmeiras-Gremio

> Flamengo-Gremio

> Gremio

>ldu vs palmeiras
fuck yes
>emelec vs flamengo
kek
>gremio x inter
>boca x river
very based if true

@adrianoimperador

> Gremio - Inter
> Boca - River
good stuff

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3 BONGS

CAP is known and wants to be known as "paranaense" in the continent

he wants dat instathot pussy

>mfw Boca gets Gremio

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No great rivalries in round of 16 :/