/hoc/

doing voice exercises. this shit is annoying, i feel like an autist

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shut up, Don Don says they are OK as long as THEY DON'T TAKE SO LONG

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doesnt it mean they are ill if they are walking around in the daytime? or is that just raccoons?

raccoons

Thinking about sharks

>Western hockey

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neither i think. raccoons are mostly nocturnal because it's easier to nab shit, but otherwise you can see them during the daytime if they give no fucks

How can you be this fucking justed at age 21

there was a song the aother night at the Blues STors game, during a face off, it had very heavy double bass drumming, sounded llike a new metal song.

Does anyone else think that the songs in the rink sound better than if you played them in your room alone?

bruins

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What the fuck? What are you trying to be a play by play guy or something?

me too

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yes

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nature's homicidal maniacs

everything i do and hear is in my room alone

someone play with me on nhl 19

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>usmnt
JUST

based

sad i know people who shoot coons in the morning because they think they are sick if they are out when the sun is out

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i would if i had nhl 19. or a system to play it on

don't be so dramatic, I meant that through the tv, somehow the sound gets alienated and it sounds heavier and darker than what the song sounds only to you

Just mowed my lawn for the first time this year lads

i think i overdid it on voice exercises i taste a bit of blood

my life is alienated, in my room, heavy and dark

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how much overlap did you do? did you get some good laser-like lines put down?

you have to persevere through the pain
how do you think aj melznck got to where she is today in broadcasting?

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have some lights on, don't stare at the computer screen all night in the dark it'll fuck up your eyes

t. did the same for years and is now slightly nearsighted

you shouldn't, pornhub says we should leave the grass uncut, it's good for the bees.

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people crying save the bees and still driving their cars to work is hilarious to me

Chicken’s going in the oven. Who wants thighs and who wants drumsticks?

fucking get me lmao

wow, I wonder what would happen if I clicked on that thumbnail!

that's because your mind is saturated with populism.

waste of time, but a good time

grease needs to get laid he's too into this pseudointellectualism that everyone gets into when they're in their late teens. probably has george carlin as his idol too

Just got btfo in another thread by 3 Dutch bros.

fuck bees anyways

damn Auston looks rough

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Gotta take a massive toronto

I needs to get laid too brotha

thinknig about boobies lads

i already got laid back in hs

not gonna lie, you come off as a little threatened

>what would Duke Nukem say?

i took this pocture when i was like 17

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i get horny and want to fuck anything with a vagoo then i fap and get that clear-headed realization of "what are you doing, my mans?", its why ive ghosted so many womens over the years

link, we will gang up on them

have sex

lets play that turbo autism finnish hockey flash game

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Just had I
Talian

we're just better off alone beatin off, lads

>86

Honestly, I don't rate my skill that highly, I always cheat and overlap by like an inch or so. I'm more concerned with 100% coverage

okay i'm officially bored

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i feel that, im the same way but try to lay down some serious lazers at work cuz i work at a country club maintaining everything and stuff

how can one outlook be so grim

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drinking helps

ORALE HOW ABOUT THOSE SHARKS ESE?

no it doesn't you just have shit genes

unironically mexicans are more respectable than people from a certain country that rhymes with grease

Just took my second maple leafs of the day

YO MAN, WHY YOU GOTTA STEAL THE JOBS FROM ALL THE VATOS MAN?

Can't wait for that 2029 Stanley cup

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>2029

interesting, gary told me about a plan he had for the wongs winning a cup in 2023 over skype but it was all just heresy

I can stretch your tonsils lad
/hoc/ sam edition haha epice ftw

Heresy or hear say

how do we get buttman impeached?

schizo

i fucked that one up

30 minutes laddies

Til what

Highschooler beers ranked:
Cold shots
Molson (regular)
Keystone
Kokanee
Lab lite
Black ice
Lab blue
POWER GAP
Lucky
POWER CAVERN
Stone cold

Impeachment is a meme, it's almost always easier to just make sure he doesn't get re-elected

>3-1
>3-0
> four (4) ppgs in one (1) pp

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I don't want the off season to starts lads

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GARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

light beer is all i drink now. ipa/craft beers seem really feminine to me, and all the guys who insist on drinking them are always up their own ass

iktf. even more worried since my team is still in it... if they lose this round or in the scf's the offseason is going to be a long period of depression.

not even a knights fan, just hate the Sharks and refpuck
Also
>3-0
still refers to you guys in 2014

2014 was 20 years ago

I miss the jets

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You guys do know there's no game tonight right?

when your gf looks at you like that, its over

Me too :( but never fear next year here 20 21 22 23 Stanley Laine Richard :)

You don't. This fucker oversaw the John Spano debacle, if that couldn't get him thrown out, nothing will.

20 minutes laddies

THERE'S NO GAME TONIGHT

cope harder desert dweller

oof

So there was going to be a 5peat or are you just moving the goal posts. Don't answer that actually, cause you are wrong either way about any Jets dynasty.

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Where is the game thread

THERE'S. NO. GAME. TONIGHT.

There's always a game going on if you believe hard enough, lads

15 minutes laddies

Ur a nigger. Leave /hoc/

how are people retarded enough that they forget their baby inside a hot car?

Blues gonna score 5 goals tonight

Hahaha. I was gonna ask if the foids are playing tonight but I forgot they're protesting not getting paid to play by just literally not playing.
Bravo, Nolan

its also retarded people who think its okay to leave an infant child alone in a car in 80+ Degree temps

if the cars on and the ac is running, what is the problem?

Foids?

10 minutes laddies

I'm gonna play devils add vacate here and say did the kid deserve it? Two sides to every story and everyone's sticking up for the kid because he's not around? I don't get it

This was the plot to good will hunting

just had Ben & Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie non-dairy frozen dessert. i would recommend you pick up a small tub at your local corner store or grocery retailer

Sorry bro I don't watch boomer movies

if youre going to leave your kid in your car you really should leave him your gun too for protection against the darkies trying to break in

you could make the argument that the kid was doomed from the start if their parents were leaving them unattended in public

shit actors
shit fans
shit movie

4 minutes lads

only 2 more minutes laddies

HOLY SHIT ONE MORE MINUTE

I hereby declare all Shorks games to be honourary Real Pacific Hours until the end of these playoffs.

RPH

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS ON HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA IS A PRESENTATION OF SPORTSNET IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE

Watching MacGyver instead of the game

excited for based cassie, lads

muting the anthems lads

*kneels*

based

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there is an exciting game 6 in the nba tonight desu

these guys are trolling, puck doesnt drop until 8:10

I wish this fatso would stop singing so they could drop the puck already

*prostrates self before the tv for the anthem*

Of all thy sons command

>rags

>nba
>exciting game
stop.

those milkers behind the bench, did anyone catch those?

just shot a few rounds into the sky with a flag in my other hand during the anthem, lads

>nigger roundball
no thanks

Yo that anthem got my hype af

milk truck arrive lads

Is there atually game on? I haven't watched a fucking wink since Winnipeg Jets players honourably threw the playoff series to protest mauri's misuse of Pate

HEY SAINT LOUIS

yee sharks-blues game 1. puck about to drop

the bloos organ player is extremely based, lads.

Sharks fans pee sitting down

That's it. I've found my cope for the offseason. Like a p*****x from the ashes, like a 21 year old winger coming off a "down year" in which he scored 30 goals, I rise again .
Livin la Vida Samma

fuck hes back and hes loaded up on a crate of antifreeze

Drop the fucking puck already

they have to honor the latest mass shooting victims while i honor that mommy behind the sharks bench

Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias that you've been living under
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
All the voices in your head calling

HERE WE GO BOYS

???

Anthem singer just ate shit on the ice

THORNTON LITERALLY SHARTING HIMSELF LMAO

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

binnington just gave the hitler salute during the anthem wtf

Man this game is already intense as fuck

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR that was quick

Sharks get refpuck already and its not even 2 minutes into the period

gonna be a meme game

I think if they're gonna do gay shit before the game (Honor some fat spic that got killed white knighting girls in a school shooting or whatever the fuck. It was prolly fake. All tragedies have been faked ever since princess die happened and they realized how easy it was) they should skip the moment of silence and at least play some Ricky Martin before games. Pump up the crowd. Have a little Dancy dance

SCAAAAARRRRR

nacho bowl claims another victim

stop larping pls

>This fucking refpuck already

I guess we know who they want in the scf

Sharks going to win the challenge lads. no goalie interference from my perspective

It started when a few players were in a bar in Philadelphia, watching the NFC wild-card game between the Eagles and Bears, and the DJ kept spinning "Gloria" during the ad breaks.

"Everyone would get up and start singing and dancing," Edmundson told the team's website. "We just sat back and watched it happen. Right there we decided we should play the song after our wins. We won the next game, we got a shutout, so we just kept on playing it."

The tradition has continued throughout the season.

Branigan died in August 2004 due to an undiagnosed ventricular brain aneurysm. Her manager has thanked the Blues through the singer's Twitter feed and supported the team.

Landrum said "Gloria" is one of the most "fun and ridiculous" songs ever played.

"It just made us happy every single time," Myers said. "Especially when you get to the chorus. You just want to belt it out, even if you can't sing."

turn the game on changzou

AAAND ITS GOOD FUCKING FAGGOT SHARKS AND REFPUCK. I hope thornton gets injured

brent burns is a hip checking machine

LMAOOO

Blues Flyers broship confirmed

SHARKS desu

t b h thinking of playing some Mordhau

Stop fucking role playing the game

IT WAS 1-0

that looked like it should have been too much man

SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2-0 Sharkies

So we do it and it's a penalty but the sharks do that and get away with it.

Good to know

what tv channel is the game on

For me, it's Ryan O'Reilly.

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Coach challenge he was offsides a minute before

5 MINUTE MAJOR WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Telemundo its a sharks game duh

For me, its local bay area broadcasting

Try 27 30 or 101

Oh God shut the fuck up Pierre Jesus Christ

no way his foot was on the line. watch the replay

oh thanks but i meant the baseball game

fucking pierre

/hoc/s OFFICIAL OVERRATED SHIT TIER LIST

1. Tavares

POWERGAP

2. Babcock
3. Subban

POWERGAP

4. Laine

POWERGAP

5. J. Benn

just watch the cbc feed if you don't want pierre retards

Laine is gonna get 8*12 mil and take the jets to heaven

Who is this hockey player?
He's so handsome.

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>J. Benn
Which J. Benn?

thanks pierre, good to know burns was suspended for 1 game when he was in peewees

>pretending that there's a game on when there isn't
You guys are fucking weird.

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Wasn't Marcus Johanson traded from the Capitals to the Devils, then back to the Capitals? When was he traded to Boston?

Watching at a bar in st Louis. Give us a don cherry rundown at intermission lad

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO GAME THREAD REEEEEE THIS ISN'T REGULAR SEASON

>this assblasted the sharks are up 2-0 less than 10 minutes into the first
the absolute shanty of taint poois lose

I thought Binnington was elite guys. Was he just a fluke?

Careful, interact with them and you might catch the 'tism

y'know, j.benn. that one guy

evidently not grease
evidently not

finally been exposed by a competent offense

He's carrying the team desu

Central division proving once again what happens when you absolutely doninate urself all season and playoffs. You lossen up the jar and some other faggot nobody team beats u because u're exhausted

The Blues won Game 7 against the Dallas Stars on Tuesday night, advancing to the Western Conference finals on winger Pat Maroon's double-overtime goal. "Gloria" played in the arena.

Radio station 98.1 FM KYKY in St. Louis also played "Gloria" to celebrate the win, at around 12:15 a.m. local time.

Then it played it again. And again. And again.

For 24 hours, the adult contemporary station put aside Maroon 5 and Taylor Swift for a tune that hit the top of the charts before any of the current Blues players were born. It was a vow made by morning show "Courtney and Company" that if the Blues won this round, the station would go "Gloria" for a full day.

"I feel like we were the push they needed," host Courtney Landrum joked Wednesday morning.

Blues fans immediately responded to the stunt. The station has been getting notes from fans who said they turned on the "24 hours of 'Gloria'" after the victory and haven't turned it off. Parents are sending in videos of their young Blues fans singing the chorus. Commuters who listen to the morning show have been writing in to say it took them "four and a half 'Glorias'" to get to the office.

"It captures this amazing moment in time where everyone in St. Louis is talking about hockey," said co-host Jen Myers.

blues looking a step slower than the sharks. hope they can readjust their game

Just took a wet steamy torono

anyone down to watch kung-pow again?

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Thinking the sharkies are going to swep.

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>IT WAS 2-0

SHARKS desu

GOOOOOOOOOAAAL

Maroooooooooon

Of course karlsson was way out of position again on the goal

This is worse than the fucking reddit posting

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lets watch mighty ducks

or that chimp on skates movie

Where's the hokkei, Gary?

And suddenly the shark tank sounds like a fucking library lol

>anime
you are the reddit one here

shorks >shorking again

It's only 2-1. Not worried desu.

HAHA time for GRAPES

Whats Grapes going to address tonight lads?

please stop this is way too autistic even for Yea Forums

Gib grapes rundown

>DOUGIE NEEDS TO STOP BEING A BIG BABY LIKE THAT MARRASCHO GUY ON VEGAS
Don literally destroying the Relocanes right now

why

I'm still unaware if theyres a game on tonight

>heres our little warrior
>hes dead now

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You people need help.

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First intermission sharks up 2-1

ALRIGHT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS, THIS GUY
THIS GUY HERE do we have the tape?
THERE WE GO! THIS GUY HERE HE'S A HEART AND SOUL KINDA GUY
THIS IS THE KINDA GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM
>we've got to wrap it up, don
NO! NOW LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YA
YOU CAN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS
>we're out of tim-
I'M ALMOST DONE! IN TODAY'S NHL YOU NEED HEART AND SOUL AND YOU NEED GRIT
THESE KINDA GUYS WHO KEEP THEIR STICKS ON THE ICE AND CAN FIGHT WHEN THEY NEED TO!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGHTING!
OK, THAT'S IT
>heh, you've been watching hockey night in canada presented by huawei
>on rogers

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Pissed off at a post I saw yesterday where some retarded American said "you stole my pasta" when I remember writing it out clear as day. I remember it being full of typos and I remember explicitly not having the fucking reddit spacing in it. I wrote it in my car while I was drinking a ceaser and listening to Huey Lewis and the News. Don't ever take credit for my work again or I'll fucking murk you

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GARY
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Honestly expecting a tighter 2nd period from both teams desu.

can you fuckers actually find a better form of posting than this?

All these fucking commercials God damn it

They should give all 3 intermissions to Grapes and kick those useless fucking analysts to the curb. Also Ron live hanging, hate that fruit.

You're allowed to drink in the car if you're listening to the game on the radio or shooting the shit with your buddies. Someone says otherwise? Fuck them if they can't take a joke. Manslaughters a charge. Drunk drivings a charge. Why are they *sooooo* much worse when they're in eachother company? Don't let the lieberal media get you down. My families been driving and playing hockey fore more than some sunbelters ancestors have had the right to vote. I can do what I want

Only have 10 minutes before the start of the second to pick up another 12 pack. anyone need anything?

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>lets watch mighty ducks
>
>or that chimp on skates movie
...mighty ducks 2?

The one where Evander Kane rips up your whore mothers guts

dumbass would have made it if he was going more than 1mph

Yo get me some dill pickle lays and a Dr pepper

Twinkies and and a pack of smoke thanks

Looking forward to the "exciting" second period

Sorry, what?

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sure thing senpai

Harden step back three and it's way off, but he gets fouled and will have three freethrows. Rockets now lead by 15

Chara: Me
Kane: my meat

HERE WE GO LADS START OF THE 2ND

I love how cowherd was suddenly a rockets fan today predicting they win in 7

A hot n ready, 26 of ketel one, pack of papers

IT'S TOO FUCKING WARM MY ICE IS MELTING

>poo in loo
>died in a poo river
like pottery

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Tarasenko needs to get his head out of his ass

Hockey and sunbelt go together like indians and motorcycles. Not at all but people keep trying to force it

>laffs

when the fuck are we getting to the offseason

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Blues lookin thicc to start this period, sharts are finished

Sunny D out there doing things

Offseason already started lad. Jets won. It's over :)

Blame Gary.

Shut the fuck up sam losco

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>It was 2-1

Jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won jets won

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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You cant talk about other shit like the bust class of 2012?

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REFPUCK

This is good practice for the real games

Mfw Patrick Laine's win Stanley and Richard

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that hertl boy's going places!!!

SHARKS PP LETS GO BOYS

I don't give a fuck about tonight's gaem. Talk about the jets lol :)

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHARKS DESU

Refpuck goalie interference

...

No challenge? whats Berube thinking?

No way that's a goal

92676691
>apehoop
gross. no thanks

>the state of st louis

man FUCK san jose

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MEME GAME

[email protected]
"Fuck off nigger"
Send mail *click*

this autism is making me seethe im signing off /hoc/

tell gary
[email protected]
its his fault anyway

loser

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My gf just asked me why I'm so upset about a hockey game. No way the blues should be down 3-1 right now. This refpuck is ridiculous

Your Uncle Adam has a very nice REAL sporting contest on ESPN presently, Uncle Gary said it's OK once in a while.

why the fuck are you people here?

I prefer athletes deficient in melanin

Let's go blues

Lets go blues

Lets go blues

Inertia

Like I have something better to do. Also, why are you here asking that?

shut up, I’m asking the questions here

be careful, brazilians do not understand this concept and it confuses & angers them

San Jose is paying Kane HOW MUCH MONEY?????????????

love u sam

7 million bananas
and 1 blue bandanna

For me, it's Neenau Needarahder

*hangs up immediately*

That's over the line, mister. You have no authority in this place.

Did you just hang up on him?

>Bob put his apartment up for sale
>Duchene wants to stay
Ted Dead: Devolver

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N

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C

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K

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I can't stand someone talking hockey in a hillbilly accent

finnish busts :DD

nice guys up in here

feet desu

unironically enjoy an early bed time on a friday night, lads

mommy feet

Good draft class

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finna hit the hay

I'm hungry

Goodnight, buddy.

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Luv u 2 qt. R u gonna be at the lake for the long weekend? U can comne for BBQ and watch IIHF at mine if u want. After games we can listen to eagles and shotgun beers in the greenhouse

broons tbqh

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nice post

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Hey guys just want to remind you that I am Caniac and I really need to make sure all you guys on this anonymous image board know that!

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if only we had a fucking offense this SHIT matchup would have been prevented

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Why does only one team elicit this reaction from you?

thanks fren

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Thinking that the conference finals are the steps you need to take to get closer to the cup and that all games are must-wins from here on out

>not loosing a cheeky game so you can win a series at home

Fuck Gary Bettman

This man deserves a(nother) cup.
Other teams should just lay down and give it to him.

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How is he looking in two different places at once like a chameleon?

putin pulled a donnelly
bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-48235984/russia-s-president-putin-falls-on-ice-after-hockey-match

lmao @ vegas for trading suzuki btw

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>filename
why.jpg, agree with the sentiment though

WTF Joe Flacco is hot?

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Can't believe I wanted the nucks to take Glass.

All the better to see the puck and know how to develop plays.

>why.jpg
Just a joke my dude, they look sort of similar.

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>OHL

did tolvabust bust already?

Literally WHO???

Bergeron is ruggedly handsome, the quintessential Frenchman with strong, dark features. Flacco looks retarded and is also shit. I just threw up thinking about comparing Bergy to him

WHO???????

Gary here with the occasional reminder that hockey is for everyone and CTE isn't real. Enjoy the game tomorrow!

>Bergeron is ruggedly handsome, the quintessential Frenchman
Can't argue with that.

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go to talktotransformer
>enter a vague idea about your hockey team
>let the algorithms hash out the difficult details
>???
>profit

it's the metis in him

When are they going to rename the Selke trophy and call it the Bergeron?

when are you going to stop being a faggot?

never lmao

when you finally chop off your dick ya damn tranny

eating some flaming hot lime cheetos, lads

>494
Holy BASED

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When are they going to rename the Selke trophy and call it the Stone?

Whatever happened to the tranny bruins poster. Did it kill itself?

Because hes a faggot leaf

They usually do.

remember peter forsberg

remember alf?

As good an explanation as any.

Remember small wonder ?

remember the lock out

No, how old are you people?

its what most chix call my penis xD

I don't remember shit about nothing

I mean literally every team avatar fags and attaches pepes and wojacks. He just hates the canes so he acts as if it's something special to justify his shitty attitude becaus his dad never whooped his ass as a kid.

fuck you lads imo

Holy Corey perry
FUCK THAT NIGGER

You probably would you sick fuck

Is Sam a real person? Is it simply a persona created in a not collabrative effort by various Anons? Was he once real but some thought it was funny to keep going? Is K*ppers involved? What is really going on.

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I'm still here.
Was just doing something else.

Must be sad for him to go through life like that.

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Wait what he do now

Molson is the best beer in the world

Exists.

lets go back to commenting about the game that isnt on tbqh

Based corey perry desu. Causing seethe by merely existing.

What's the score? Stuck at work.

3-2 Sharks late in the 3rd

Who made this video
youtu.be/GjcCFCymAv0

Why is Ryan Kessler so fucking dumb

God damn I’m so fucking high

I left for a bit coincidentally right *before* playoffs started because I reset my phone after an update and the IP I got was permabanned. Admittedly it was freeing not coming here and when I say I don't care about hockey it's only half in jest. And when I say I despise 80+ % of posters here that's entirely sincere. But I can't leave. It simply can't be done.

Lads, where the fuck is the game tonight??? I've had the TV on Sportsnet waiting.

dude

>phoneposter
you should have never come back

Sam is just a figment of Winnipeg’s cock riddled mind
Fuck those leafy fags

SHUT THE FUCK UP SAM

are you guys seriously not watching this? its 3-0 knights almost halfway through the 3rd
vegas bros we're in the clear

thanks for telling us your life story.
you seem like a brave individual

SCARRRRRRRRR EMPTY NETTER

>BLOSE

hahhahahahhahahahahaha
I want to kill you all and rape your mothers you fucking bigger

you son of a bitch

whats a bigger

laine just teabagged me in fortnite

Gonna need a Fortnite update on natlie_puh29 lads. Is he still playing?

Sammykins is definitely real. He's an alcoholic Jets poster who lives somewhere in Manitoba (likely in Winnipeg itself), is somewhere around his mid-20s, and seems genuinely schizophrenic. He hasn't revealed many details about his life, even fewer than Ted. He was sober for a few days, maybe about a year ago? And he was actually bearable, almost enjoyable for those few days. But he went right back to his former self, presumably when he started drinking again.
He was convinced that the Winnipeg Jets would win the next 4 Stanley Cups, and their 1st-round exit this year seems to have actually shaken him quite a bit. He honestly seemed a bit humbled by it, but it may be too early to say if it's really changed him.

He may or may not also be the same Canadian user who once detailed how going through his parents' divorce at a young age traumatized him and left him horribly emotionally scarred. As a coping mechanism, he (if it is him) invents various headcanon realities that he just decides are real, just because he doesn't like what actually happened in reality.
It seemed supported by circumstantial evidence at the time, and it fits with some of his posting style, but it's still just a theory at this point.

Why did I just spend this much time typing all of this up. Why do I know this.

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he's playing with ya moms pusy

I've been posting open fight challenges since I showed up here and not once have I been taken up. I announce I'm stepping away from the city for a weekend to go on one of my many handsome and dangerous escapades and only then do people try to take me up. I'm a threat to the anime posters and sunbelters of the forum and that's a burden I'm willing to bear. For my people
Youre welcome. Im a man of God more so than ever before now. Its people like you that make /hoc/ a blessing

Does anyone remember that guy who spent like 10 years making up fake hockey teams/players and writing stories about them?

..what happened to that guy?

The General Auto Insurance commercial with the guy riding a bike because he doesnt have a car cuz insurance is too expensive is BS because hes really riding a bike because he has a DUI

he's playing with ya moms pusy
he's playing with ya moms pusy

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

that just about puts this game away for >my sharkies

lmao i remember him. didn't he say he was a semi famous musician or some shit?

>blues pulling the goalie
OH NO NO NO NO

That sounds true but I don't remember revealing it to you all.

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>This was the largest fire in hockey history and will be the longest on record and it will live longest
three peat back on the menu boys.

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life experiences, multiple 6 figure incomes with your wife, jumping off of boats, etc

the real american dream, lads

Also I'm not allowed to play with my knife in the office anymore

for me, it's not having watched shannon once since my team got eliminated

lol yeah i think so.

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>but I don't remember revealing it to you all.
Not surprising, Sam has a fairly bad memory.
I bet the booze doesn't help with remembering stuff.

for me it's
>danes
>swiss
>brits
>lats
>slovaks
>czechs

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watching spicswing lads

sometimes i hold my sack in my hand when im on the couch and give it a nice firm grip to where it slightly hurts but also kinda feels nice, lads

based

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>melnyk sperging out over UT videos

go wolves

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For me it's four of those, except Finland and Italy (two REAL white nations) win

based melnyk btfo reddit tree. truly /ourguy/

rogers once took down a coach's corner I filmed for an american who couldn't get a stream but they didn't strike me, just blocked it in canada

Watching the wu tang documentary, lads

/hoc/ SUCKS

Well they are a team.

>reddit reddit reddit
so if they like anything your instinct is to say "no this is now bad'

If you like reddit so much why dont you fuck off back there and let it fuck you in the ass until your fucking dead so you mother can finally get that abortion shes always wanted.

is the lad who was watching chernobyl the other day here? wondering if he liked it or not, thinking about checking it out

"""""Team"""""

it's 12am
real atlantic hours
only b'ys allowed to post
ACADIANS

no you're mistaken. there's no "now." it's always been bad.

Give your energy to the Wild lads

\o/

Dynasty runs starts this offseason

Under who's autority?

for me, it's reddit

Okay.......thinking /hoc/ is based

who wants dal colle or ho sang?

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I know it's an unpopular opinion but reddit isn't actually that bad. If you ignore the explicit sjw subs, it has some great discussion without the prevalent contrarianism of 4channel.

Anybody that likes anything is reddit imo. Part of the fun I have coming here is just being bitter. It gives me a chance to really flaunt my arrogance. I know irl I have to atleast pretend to acknowledge the people around me when they're constantly yammering about bullshit I don't give a fuck about, but when I'm here I don't have to hold back when I want to let you know you're all beneath me.

This will not be accepted

Posting on the internet? Honestly cannot imagine being more cucked than that

My problem is when I start drinking the "Yea Forums" in me comes out and I start calling people faggots when they act like faggots. It's actually an issue.

it's actually 1/4 of a cup
golden seals/cleveland barrons are 1/2 of that team

>stone with an assist
>theodore with an assist
>marchessault with a goal
>gusev with a goal and an assist
blessed lads

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your mom's beneath me right now pusy

can i have a little more ketchup please

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reminder vegas is a cuplet franchise, just like buffalo

That's just called honesty m8
Your beneath me because you are a faggot irl and an online rager.

That'll be 25 cents

*fart noise

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

sometimes i have to catch myself so i don't call something "based" irl.

seek help.

based

Imagine not using 4chanisms irl to form irl friendships with other 4channers because you're embarrassed over your own activities.

haha yeah totally lame to say "based" under your breath whenever you see something cool irl or whenever someone posts "based" on Yea Forums

Based

Calling things based is unironically based

where ted? I need my teds

CRACK neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

>ted's at the wheel

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who would want to unironcally be friends with someone else who comes here? everyone here but me is a raging faggot.

All Teds, report in.
youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

Kevin Gates is a Jets fan

>new apartment across the street from jr a team's rink
>thinking about getting season tickets

Yeah, you're a mega raging faggot

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fucking retarded hill billys
this song is dope
>yo bitch gon fuck someone you know after you get arrested
youtube.com/watch?v=hO2Yvf5bw7M

those are not 1895 cars

preview of the future

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Yeah it's great only one episode so far but it's pure 80s Russian disaster kino

based

urinating tree is fucking gay, AND reddit

>sports illustrated swimsuit edition cover model weighs more than the starting left winger of the calgary flames

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>avoiding the question
Since we arent using any logic here:
No u

and why is he reddit?

i wasn't the guy you were talking to, just adding my 2 cents

1. post2post
2. urinatingtree

POWER GAP

9000. thehockeyguy

I'd let her mommy me

she's like a foot taller than him m8

I got a pretty good post worked out for the next thread, lads

>reddit2reddit
Ok this is fun

he's unfunny, gay, and retarded

Gonna do my neck bridges now. Someone make a GOOD thread for next

post2post are whiny pusys dude, get the FUCK out of here you hill billy

But he is funny, straight, and not retarded.
You just dont like hockey or comedy

posting in the final /hoc/

nah he's reddit, and youre a fag

Proofs?

your posts lol

Not an argument :^)
My posts have been nothing but counters to yours. Imagine losing twice in one post

your posts have been gay LOL

...

Your posts have been gayer lol 3 times

nope :)

Yep :^)
>imagine not having a nose

noses are gay, i had mine removed

You didn't have it removed "voluntarily"

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wtf give it back nose thief (or else youre gay)

You have to sign this contract first. It states by accepting your nose back you admit I'm in fact not gay and while you don't like urinating tree that's ok and we can still be frens.

suck my dick bitch, i aint signing shit and that guy is REDDIT

Then I guess you'll have to live without a nose

>wipes my ass with your nose after taking a steaming tavares

>inserting men's body parts into your butt
sounds a little gay, lad