/nrl/ MAGIC ROUND Edition 3.0

Lang Park pitch is fucked and we still have FIVE matches to play. Get in here, ladies.

Games tonight (AEST):

3pm
>Canterbury v Newcastle

5.30pm
>New Zealand v St George

7.35pm
>Melbourne v Parramatta

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not sure why you have chosen the pic of the winning coach from last night with that look on his face and that filename

are you actually autistic or retarded? genuine question

Shit OP

Glad GOATcastle is playing early, hopefully there won't be too many people taking a trip to the morgue

Bulldogs
Warriors
Storm

Is it raining in Bris Vegas today? Hoping for a meme mud match at some point this weekend

new thread/OP when

...

That thread is somehow even worse, end your "life"

>somehow

shitskin chickenkid detected

both threads are awful we need a third thread lads

at least I tried, even if I fucked up I at least TRIED to put some effort it. doesn't that count for something?

yes you tried and you failed. your OP was awful and it doesn't make any sense. you will learn from this and grow as a person. hopefully next time you make a thread it will be better.

I made a better thread

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so you make terrible threads and have even worse taste in music

there is no saving you

Tries are worth 4 points mate. Now go post in huethread please. We are going worldwide.

Real thread:

I've decided that this is the thread

By this stage does it matter anymore?

You guys better get a thread sorted out by the time my shift is over

WHICH FUCKING THREAD ARE WE POSTING IN JESUS HOW IS THIS COMPLICATED

Ok, my ruling is that this user is responsible for making the new thread since he didn't like this op. Reminder that I have no genuine authority in this matter. Anarchy will anarchy

Doombem R8N11

>Opponent played okunbor

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>bring back foran
>get rolled by knights

so after all of the complaining this is the thread?

>Niggers aren't retar--

This isn’t the thread

This is the thread

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I told you guys to get a thread sorted before my shift was over. You didn't do that

Now you must pay the ultimate price

the Knights are so shit

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Ponga with 1 point this half

(You)

No way that was a knock on

>Darius Foran

Agreed

GOATcastle dynasty back ON lads

I had $20 on Ponga to score 10 points or more @ 3

LOL

>you now

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it must be shit being a dawgs supporter this season

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Shame about that bit of refball at the end but really the doggies were never in that.

Any other club would have run the knights down though.

Piss needs to get Ponga the ball more

Who /letsgone/ here?

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>DALY!
>DES!
>HEEEELP!

It can't be coincidence that every player with retarded hair is shit.

Titans, Panthers wouldnt have. The race for the spoon is gonna be tough this year.

>A repeat sex offender has been permitted to resume umpiring junior footy matches in Victoria, The Frankston Standard Leader has revealed.
>A Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal (VCAT) has ruled the 57-year-old convicted pervert has been approved for returning to umpire children’s footy matches after the tribunal panel received a glowing reference in support of his character from a “very senior person in the AFL”.
classic AFL
classic pozzbourne

Fatfata is one of the best props in the game, though he has shaved that wretched mullet off

>out for the season AGAIN
Literally name a worse player purchase. You can't.

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every day i praise Joey that he decided to go to the Broncos instead of coming to GOATcastle

Foran

looks like he was about to grab his leg and pretend he was injured

>like 6 or 8 people injured in Brisbane v Manly
>only Edric with a sore foot in GOATcastle v Lebanon
did they fix up the field overnight or were they all just glass fairies last night

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGONS

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>tfw tipped worriers

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Saved that pic fellow DraGOD

Jack de Belin

Who are your 4 and 5 for NSW? Assuming Mitchell and Addo-Carr have the other spots

Go home Todd. JDB did nothing wrong.

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Will Smith come out of retirement and play Origin this year?

>dragons junior
>player purchase
based retard

>he doesn’t know what a salary is
A financial transaction is still a purchase

>i-i-its still technically a purchase

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Theres nothing funny about down syndrome

Fergo and Roberts I reckon

Its just a joke meme pic lad. Dont let it get you down.

It still isn’t funny

You whining is just asking for more to be posted lad

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What the fuck happened to this community? First time posting in nearly a year. It's so dead here cunts.

Theres nothing funny about a person being born with a disability like that

>implying /nrl/ is a poomunity

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trying to kick the reddit habit. so easy when there is a subreddit for almost everything. such a shit cunt site though full of virtual signalling

based exploitation of brainless shells

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>trying to kick the reddit habit.

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addictive like piggies cunt u have no idea

>taking the zero
Reminder this cunt is only in the peem because he can 'kick'

>take the zero
>run the ball out of play

Literally unironically in love

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lomax is unironically good lad

Lomax>Aitken

>yvonnie sampson has diarrhoea
Based panel

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Tell me lads. Are the Peels any chance tonight?

Yes Poorm are shit

Maybe sometimes they show up and win but other times they suck hard

This is a BLUE BOARD FAGGOT

>being so angry that I finally got a gf

Why didn't they host this is Melbourne or something oh wait it's cause they're faggots.

I wish it was hosted in Canberra...
Fuck it feels bad.

She could do better

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Me in the back too virgin to watch her

I love James Graham

sexually*

youtube.com/watch?v=sk52gqZeRh4

LETS GONE

>Graham will play his 400th professional game this year
why is he so based?

>the momentum of this game changed when Lomax missed the poo

Lomax RACKED

How's nikorimlet doing as a poorior?

based mary taking lomax off because the game is already won

OH NO NO NO NO

Never take the shit

>implying they'll get the conversion

NO
OH OH
NONONONONONONONO

See because I'm too lazy too type it again

>implying they'll score any more points
comfy 19-18 win coming here lads ez

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Nikorima with the field goal. BASED

Remember when people were hyping up Aitken for Origin last year?

your mum's pussy be aitken after last night

Jokes on you I have 2 dads m8

yeh i tipped the warriors
yeh ill be balls deep in pussy tonight
yeh my multi is on point
yeh im better than you

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fucking KEK

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im hung like one lmao

stay seething whitecel

>sandnigger
>I'm hung like a nigger I swear
top kek

Why send that one to the video ref? He cant determine if it was backward or forward so the on field call was going to stand no matter what it was.

>my peepee big
great banter lads

who you calling sandnigger you dumb bogan cunt

im yugoslav master race

>never take the poo

>put Aitken in for Lomax
>score two easy tries down that side

>yugoslav

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WE WERE LEADING AT HALF TIME
FUCK BEN HUNT

>WE WERE LEADING AT HALF TIME
>FUCK BEN HUNT

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Open breadroll with cheese and kabana toasted in the oven lads

Show us your cock m8

closed breadroll for dindins tonight because mommy isnt home and i dont know how to open breadroll :(

just put some homus and tabouli on it m8

Those kids legit look retarded

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Ahh it's the magic time of night when my stream shits the bed because I pay 90 dollars a month for 100mb down but it can't handle a 480p stream.

is 14-0 the most dangerous lead in 2019?

ABO CARR THE POX GOT IT DOWN

Will Smith play origin this year?

>tfw waiting for dumb coconut things

>jahrome hughes is 6 feet tall according to nrl website

Will Smith is an actor NOT a nrl player

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Having a cheeky halftime faptime. Thought I would let everyone know

I hope it's to Vonnie

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>tfw captained Ponga instead of Munster

Currently on day 15 of nofap. Going to unlock my wizard powers before long.

Currently on day 10950 of my virginity lads. I have achieved full Wizard status.

Currently on minute 3 of nofap lads

>they got tackled on the 5th so that means that it's a change over
>Storm will be happy however because it's in the Eels 10 meter line
Imagine unironically paying for this commentary.

Got a cold lads

miss jerking off with my mates

great scott

Better have done it do Vonnie

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Eva notty and Ava Adams threesome tbqf

Didn't know 29 year old virgin Broncos supporter met Vonny

Disgusting tbqf

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I've got a gf now we're going to have passionate sex some day soon.

GutherGOD is seething

What a fucking abo.

more like gutherbitch

great bit of pozzbourne refball here

based nrl

>nightshit

Dumb coconut.

Peels on Pooicide watch

Bankwest Stadium Eels

More like Bankrupt Peels

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GUTHERSHIT

>Guthershit should play Origin

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>GutherGOD should play Origin

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Can you not I'm on day 15 of no fap

Plz gibs Gutho a sympathy try. I need points.

I want my 50.

>O-oh hi Freddy, I'm ready if you need me. I'll try my very best I promise

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I traded out Munster last round :)

Got my 50 lads

Only problem with Croker is that he's a left centre like Latrell.

>being a selfish cunt and not passing it to the coconut
BASED white man

The incels will SEETH when Dugan and Ferguson are selected for Origin

When you say selected for origin, from now on can you say NSW origin team or QLD origin team so it actually means something. Thanks in advance.

>not knowing who everybody is eligible for

>coconut passes to scott
>scott doesn't pass to coconut

There were 2 forward passes in there kek

gib 70

just want to die lads

I want you to die too lad

Just want to give you guys a hug lads

I didn't take the 3.50 odds that Smith would score more than 10 points lads

FUCK

Karma for being mean to that other user. We're nice to each other in this family.

That wasn't me dickhead

You all look the same to me

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If you're the Peels coach how would you feel.

64-10
kek

KEK

K E K

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oh no no no look at these simps

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FUCK YOU PARRA BOGANS SUCK MY DICK

Parra are not bogans they're based Muslims and Muslims are intellectuals

I was actually sussing if I should cash out my multi or not. I didnt. Won about $1100.

With a bet of what m80? and also can you show us proof to make me a gambler as well

>inb4 no proof

>stop watching at half time
>64-10
Ahh what the actual fuck happened in second half of this game?

This and that. You had to be there.

>river slugs

poorramatta peels

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Fucking short memory.

Watmough to Parra was worse.

Sandow to Parra was worse.

Hayne to Thai Tans was worse

Hayne to Parra was worse

Theres a million of em.

Wearing a fluffy robe because it's cold lads

Are you me?

No I'm me I'm wearing clothes and drinking more than I should

Why aren't you watching Bradford vs Leeds challenge cup? 13 bings to go

Because I'm asleep right now m8

FUCK DIVEBALL FUCK UNION FUCK YOUR LUCKY CHARMS EATING BULLSHIT POORT.
NRL is the poort for me and I will never stray.

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>nrl is not rugby league

FECK OFF

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Last for manlets

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