Heem
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BJ Penn wil be champ soon
Schaub
>Charles Oliveira not on this card
>fighting next week in NY instead
What a fucking waste. White is a shit promoter.
Do they even have a replacement for Trinaldo?
>i felt the brap
Aldo is juicing again
>heems andrade on round 1
>Wait didn't this Cannonier guy fight at HW a few years back?
Yes. And Volkanovski fought at Middleweight. Weight is just a number, breh. Range doesn't mean shit when most UFC fighters can't even jab.
He never stopped
>Aldo
>Penn
>Silva
>Alves
>lil nog
>Guida
Which year would this have been a 10/10 card?
When did you realise Joe and all his buddies Brendan and Callen were closet homos?
>anal
who else you know is goin to be smokin a little weed as they uhhh watch the fites??
He looks very fit for MW
2013
2013 probably?
2017
HOSSIIIEEE NAMAYUNASSSS
>giving the girl a rose before you plow her
based
Jose "Tak" Namahoon
>R-r-ose will lose....THIS TIME!
God's Plan
Hose
Did RDA become a worse fighter since he started wearing this mustache?
What are you guys watching?
She's 8-3. She lost to Karolina.
weigh ins cazzie
Joanna tapped to strikes
Hose Nammer Nunes
Kanye on JRE very soon just in case anyone was wondering or cared
Hosie
How would I do in the UFC guys?
Literally any year you dumb fucking goof you can’t judge fights before you see them so buy your paperview watch the fights and then if they’re not all off the walls banger there’s another great card next week so stfu
I bet Kanye hates Joe
andrade lost to joanna who rose defeated twice
ceremonial weigh-ins just ended
why would you say that?
you groom an underage girl into becoming straw weight champ
Let's go jared
Andrade starched KK which Rose didn't. And you could argue that JJ's chin was overdue, she almost always got dropped.
cringe
Jessica Andrade beat Claudia Gadelha
Claudia Gadelha beat Jessica Aguilar
Jessica Aguilar beat Carla Esparza
Carla Esparza beat Rose Namajunas
Get good at mmath.
Andrade got 50-45'd by Pooanna. Rose dominates but gets robbed cause of Brazeew judges
As far as I know, Yokohama is retired. We're moving forward with Toyo Tires.
>Jared Cannonier > Tony Lopez
>Tony Lopez > Fernando Gonzalez
>Fernando Gonzalez > Karo Parisyan
>Karo Parisyan > Ryo Chonan
>Ryo Chonan > Anderson Silva
Easy bets.
>gets robbed cause of Brazeew judges
I won't contest that
same could be said about kk chin
I could see you killing Cejudo
i wont be surprised if this happens
If you want some REAL MMA math, consider this. Prime Chad Mendes would have destroyed Volkanovski. Jose decisioned prime Mendes, and KO'd up-and-comer Mendes. He also thoroughly dismantled wrestleboxer Edgar twice. Thus, Jose will have no problem with Volkanovski.
mma-math.com
Fuck, you are right, Volkanovski has no chance.
Heh, not bad kid but watch this
*out moovs you*
BJ legit looks like he's about to keel over and die.
Who sanctioned this fight?
is it tonight or tomorrow
this is confusing
BJ beats Khabib my guy
rose ko incoming. send that girl back into ptsd land
*Gets close*
>you're big guy
>for you
>loses to andrade AND rose
>mfw the MVP meme ends tomorrow
In many ways BJ is still the LW champ
at least her clit must be six inches from all the hormones
Who will they give Till when he comes back?
What's going on with UFC 240?
Yoel
Yoel is going to get killed by Costa though.
this card is bad. real bad.
>le get dropped by Hall man
Yoel will grind that chin to dust
Ferguson/McGregor
not really, theres no way its gonna be bad.
if it is, its gonna be booed the fuck out
For you, the main card will start at approximately 4 AM tomorrow night. UFC is basically always on Saturday. If you ever get confused, usually you can just google UFC and it will tell you the time and date of the card, or if you want an even simpler method, the UFC app will tell you exactly how many hours there are until the start of the card. Keep in mind that prelims are usually 2 hours before the main card, and early prelims are 3-4 hours before the main card, depending on how many fights there are. Hope I could help, and enjoy the fights tomorrow, buddy!
:)
>dropped
Sure, do you also want to talk about how he recovered quickly? Or is that memory blocked in your head?
>Posts a webm where he got taken down by a taekwondo guy
>jessica gave rose a rose and they hugged
pretty cute my guys
Her name's Hosie now
Gadoosh
Tony Ferguson v Donald Cerrone @ UFC 238
thanks bro appreciate it
Cowboy flushes Tony, based
that'll end the current cowboy hypetrain then
BASED
Its sad that Cerrone is going to be the one to end Tony's winning streak.
why did cowboy agree to this? he could have made easy money with conor
Really?!?!?!? NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS!
Pretty much confirms Gooby ain’t coming back. Probably for the best.
>sperguson will never get a title shot
kek
>dacson going to watch his father killed by the literal boogieman
Good
Ez work for Cowboy gets his title shot afterwards
*pisses in your Bud Light*
Nothing personal, kid.
Eh. I knew Tony will go for a winner of this fight but I thought Cerrone would be smarter than this. Cerrone won't be able to do shit to him.
Cowboy really needs to pay off those gambling debts. Homeboy will have fought 4 times in 6 months.
the cowboy meme is dead
instagram.com
Yep. These were the only two logical opponents for him. I doubt he fights Gaethje.or Nate.
I need that Schaub webm. You know which one I'm talm 'bout
Wow less than a month away too.
we're never going to get to see /ourguy/ heem khabib
Cerrone will heem Kebob in 9 months though?
For sure the guy with 0 counter-striking ability and who crumbles under the slightest pressure will heem the highest pace fighter in the UFC 100% bee.
True. I still think he will try to negotiate a fight in December against Kabib
conors trash, his most significant win was a fluke punch on Aldo, he's been exposed by Nate twice and khabib out striked him lmao. Any in the top 10 would smash him and any more losses just hurt his reputation. He's a full time business man and good riddance to that potato nigger
Yeah this is honestly such a bad match up for Cowboy lmao. Bet the ranch on Tony
good god
He's been posting pics of him training grappling. Khabib has been living rent-free in his head ever-since the tap tap...
I'd like to see Geathje end that meme for good
Conor would duck him though
Nah he's just still begging Dana for the Khabib rematch (which he'll probably get eventually tbqh)
Mentally ill sickos
Is there any site that shows the position the fighters held in rankings during the fight?
How did Schaub get a Showtime special?
im not the one recording and posting provocative videos of me making out with my son buddeh
if they're top 15 it shows their rank right by their name during the fight
if they're not top 15 it doesn't matter
Post cucuy memes
Chill out Coral it's just a meme bro
More like El PooPoo-y hahaha
Sound advice, unironically.
Very informative but the question remains
Upvoted! Mind if I use this as my wallpaper, friend? :^)
donald finna boutta be in deep water
I wonder how much of his career and success Conor owes to that beard
>it's a Kebab dodges the Ferguson bullet episode
>ywm be in an abusive relationship with Claudia where after a loss she comes home pissed off and beats your ass then makes you fuck her and suck her massive clit. Then afterward tells you how much she loves you and how no other women will ever love you like she does. Why even live bros
Tony has the reach advantage though. Has cowboy ever beat someone who has a reach advantage on him?
Khabob is spooked from Tony
Our boy is back
>Has cowboy ever beat someone who has a reach advantage on him?
Matt Brown
finally a good match in ufc 238
Tony will be on 19 different type of psychotic medication, he'll be heemed easily
its a set up
How can Cowboomer be so fuckin based? I think he has to be everyones boy by now
>Implying he won't get off the meds the week before the fight and heem cowboy to a permanent degree
The ufc owes him big time. Announcing this fight makes up for the shit ppv card Saturday.
>Implying he won't get off his meds and heem his wife and kid becoming Chris Benoit 2.0
Cowboy bless
>turn down the interim fight
>"wahhh poor me why don't I get to fight for the belt"
wait that's next month
>Everyone suddenly trying to make Canboy Cuckronne their boy
would?
Whatever it takes to get the W. Champ shit only.
Shreklina
throw to a ____ (this is too nasty to say here desu)
This
Faggot
WHERE'S YOUR KID?
So what the f k are they doing about 240? Did they seriously book MSG without an actual fight lined up AGAIN? Can't be Rose, can't be Cejudo or Valentina, can't be Jones, Nunes or Cormier. Adesanya will likely still be out by then and they want to do that in NZ/Australia anyways. So that leaves maybe Usman/Colby I guess?
My worst fear is marrying an attractive skinny girl and waking up to this 10 years down the road
should be 7-4 the 2nd torres fight was a clear loss
I mean the wart in the middle of the forehead is a hard pass let alone the fat conehead and thin hair
Its not at MSG, they’re only doing that in November, only reason it was discussed because Conor might’ve came back there but he’s done until the fall post Khabib fight.
240 will be in Canada most likely Edmonton, Max defending at Featherweight against most likely Frankie or against Volkanovski if he wins and is healthy
Hopefully Usman/Colby, but it will probably be Brunson vs some bum since the ufc is getting paid either way.
Straight up
Cowboy v Tony has fight of the year potential heemsters I'm hype
>double interim champ
retard
based, but if tony loses we'll never see him expose khabib
usman and colby sounds like a good mainevent
I CAMT LEY U GE CLOJ
>Lose title
>Get stripped
>Fight for title again
You act like this has never happened before
so BASED
>get stripped for being injured for 4 months
>never lost it in a fight
he even fought on the same night khabib fought
If he wasn’t your boy before the masvidal fight, he can’t be your boy now
>le muh tummy hurts man
it’s time
What do you mean? Khabib won the belt at 223. So there was literally no point in having Tony as an inactive interim champion. And the UFC couldn't have possibly know he'd have recovered so fast. Were they just supposed to hold up the division and wait for him to heal until October?
Whittaker always complains about PEDs like DC and all he ever talks about is Yoel. He's Reddit incarnate.
>le muh tummy hurts man
He’s Reddit by virtue of living in your fat little reddit bitch head, rent free
STOP THE FIGHT!
Chip successfully removed
what about when conor held up the division, why didn't he get stripped? or khabib for being suspended and having ramadan?
ITS TIME
You’re aware him and Khabib fought on the same card that night?
holy crap you seeing this police chase in LA? guy is out the passenger window shooting a deagle
>Tony vs. Cowboy
Go back to Yea Forums
>what about when conor held up the division, why didn't he get stripped?
Uh, he did
>or khabib for being suspended and having ramadan?
If Khabib was interim champion they probably would have stripped him. There's a huge difference between being interim champion and being the actual champion. Like I said, it would be pointless for Tony to hold the interim belt while the real champion is active and ready to fight.
Lads Cowboy/Tony is a complete banger of a fight and you know what, Joey Diaz called it way back in his rant
He said that shit should happen, Eddie Bravo said he liked the idea and now look here we are. Banger, based WME finally making a good matchup
Who do you see actually taking? I think people underrate Cerrone
Go lose some weight and get a job, fatboy. Take a shower while you’re at it and make your parents house great again
Khabob only became the "real" champ after Tony got stripped. Khabob beat a real estate agent on a days notice. The only reason Tony was an "interim" champ was because Canor was holding up the division. Tony was the real champ.
if you think cerrone has a chance you're gay and dont know shit about mma
Good one buddy keep up the sick burns
What the fuck is your point? Should they have just scrapped Conor/Khabib and thrown Tony in there?
*cracks*
*sips*
Fuck man. That's sad.
HOLY FUCKIN BASED
He is praising Yoel non stop. The worst thing he said about him was: "The kettle calls the pot black" when Yoel started to accuse Costa of cheating
hahaha
Based. Cerrone has been exposed multiple times as a gatekeeper. Now that he beat a real estate agent people think he has a chance. It's probably mostly the Khabob fans who are trying to cling on to the notion that Al was "elite"
>Khabob only became the "real" champ after Tony got stripped
Yes, because Tony failed to make it to the fight
>Khabob beat a real estate agent on a days notice
Yes, because Tony failed to make it to the fight
>The only reason Tony was an "interim" champ was because Canor was holding up the division
Ok?
>Tony was the real champ
Maybe in your imagination lmao
theyre bleeding him out
Lads...
Rose Vs Wandrade
Anderson Silva getting KO'd in ReoDeejenaro
Jose Aldo destroying another contender
MVP meme finally getting ktfo
tommorow will be great
cringe
the chip is out
damn the driver got out covered in blood
Either give your life to Lord Tony, or you need to go back
Shooter is a vet. Thanks war.
what did she mean by this brehs?
She wants to fuck dat puzzy while her fat wife watches
K9 unit incoming. hopefully that guy isn't playing dead
she could have any sexy lesbian girlfriend she wants but she sticks with her dumpy wife. that's loyalty.
Rose got bullied.
She's trying to be her friend and rattle her.
Hue cards haven't declined the way the others have, should be a good one
Cringe. Stick to /r/mma with that grade three level wit, hippo.
HOLY FUCK DOG SENT INTO THE CAR
>should have they jusy waited until October for Tony to heal when he fought on the same card as Khabib
uhhh gee what could i possibly mean yogi!
Why does Cannonier call himself the killer gorilla?
Hope it has nothing to do with racism or shall be starting a change dot org petition
I was just joshin' ya bros. Tony bless.
No. Because Khabib was too fat and stupid to make it to 209 where he wouldve gotten exposed.
any fights tonight?
Till calls himself gorilla and he's white, it's just a nickname
Yeah, which is why Tony got the interim shot against Lee and not Khabib.
shall be looking into that as well
combate americas 2bongs/20bings
Again, they didn't know Tony would heal that quickly. Everyone thought the recovery would be much longer. By the time Tony was booked on 229, Conor/Khabib was already made.
Tony was booked with Pettis only briefly after. All I’m saying is look into it.
You must love mandrama
I looked into it. It was 20 days later, which is a decent amount of time to make medical progress. Don't get me wrong, I like Tony too. But people need to stop pretending he's a victim and that he's been wronged or some shit.
>1 hour in and recycling the same sub 40IQ shtick
Yikes
>There are people that actually think tony will beat dad cowboy
lmao
I respect bull lesbians like Andrade and Nunes because they exhibit masculine traits in a time where it's considered bad to be masculine
nobody would like that, that's why Jessica hatefucked Clawja in their fight
>le dad cowboy!!!!
That's why its important to scope out the family. If they're all relatively fit odds of the daughter ballooning are low.
controlling or caring brehs?
wtf
>meet girl at 14
>see her 4-5 days a week until she's 18
>start dating her right befo-I mean, right AFTER she turns 18
I'm thinmking wholesome, b
who cares, she's the champ
cancel this fight, i want to see Ferguson flushing Khabib and Cerrone getting KO'd by Gooby.
It's an interesting dynamic and part of what makes Rose who she is.
He's subservient in a way yet emanates psychological control.
Tfw dis nigga knows how to grooming
Based Cejudo and his gold medal
I'll post the same pic of you when tony gets starched.
Cowboy is the reason people thought Darren Till was good
>People are actually excited about two 35yearold geriatrics fighting
Good bait
What did he mean by that
is he playing with himself?
Based Cejudo. I've never seen someone willingly devalue a gold medal so hard only to use it as a joke
is that the real cejudo account?
>tfw the weeb in me thought Fist of The North Star tattoo
sometimes I wonder how I managed to lose my virgininity
then again I'm 25 would be sad asf if I was a virgin
that's racism man, i love to racism bro
you going to watch combate americas?
Li Jingaling. I've heard it bolth ways.
this is true, she even commented heart eyes emojis at this post instagram.com
she's just a wholesome person
she has a cute mouth
What is that ameribro
sheem sleepy
mexican/american MMA orginization it's pretty based. stream will be up on facebook page in about an hour, you dont need to sign up to gaybook
facebook com /CombateAmericas/
>thinking anyone can stop no chip tony
Nice
dont think he can tonyroll out of this one
his chin is completely gone
Joe Rogan insulted Kanye's wife, Kim Kardashian, by calling her fake ass "disgusting"
how can a sport consider themself competitive yet have a champion thats 9-3 thats a poo poo record. I know its only the womans champion but still. I know boxers dodge each others like fags but 9-3 and champ............
She was runner-up in same organisation's reality TV spin-off
8-3 actually.
Women's division is shallow as fuck
The women's divisions aren't real they were just made so that Honda could draw in ppv numbers when she was beating up housewives
Rose is 6-2 in the UFC, that's a better record than Eddie Alvarez had when he became champ. Shit, Oezdemir got a title shot after 3 UFC fights and he isnt even a drawl
Who is the most deleted fighter on the roster? It has to be BJ, right?
Cowboy loses then beats geathje
Cain Velasquez
fuck.
One more run at the strap, brother
he slipped
How exactly is Cowboy going to beat someone with better reach than him?
This. RIP Cain. Watching him vs Ngannou was a terrible experience
Tony will be on 39 anti psychotics
he'll get heemed in the 1st
he slipped and was never given time to recover. Should be a no contest desu
Tony sees someone else in the cage and gets confused
He won't. He's a manlet crusher like Canor.
only with a fluke
How hyped are you for the Cowboy/Tferg fight?
i'm a solid 8/10
>its another khabib ducks tony episode
SHAN'T
i don't give two shits about that faggot Khabib
Jon "Bones" Jones is the best ever, and that's a fact.
By the way, you may have noticed that the last 2 digits of my post number are the same. Pretty cool, huh?
Well, if you look again, you'll realize that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!
Then why care about tony and the LW division as a whole then?
everyone else is cool
I think yetis are more zoomer than boomer
Because belts are a meme a Tony is dank
Your proving my point then so many champs shouldnt be champs with these shitty records. I can see why UFC is such an attraction for basedboys
for me, it's Bethe Correia
Boxers have inflated records because they dodge the best fighters and fight cans instead
Put a paper bag over her head and I’d bang
Based
Compared to the UFC where all your fighters are cans like your champion with a 9-3 record or Aldo losing a title within 113 seconds after being the 'best' for 10 years. Nice Sport
Are you saying they should fight more cans to inflate their records? I don't watch sports for the numbers but if you do then maybe you should stick to pillow fencing.
He slipped and just happened to be pushed down with Ngannous fist
Yes, I too dislike competitive fights and sports where anything could happen and instead would rather watch 1 fighter constantly beating people not on his level. We're the true connoisseurs
he has a funny head
a shame what rap music did to this princess
Are we going to watch some fights tomorrow, eh boys?
COMBATE AMERICAS IS LIVE
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Yeah haha WOOOOOOO love fights fighting HEEM IT IS ALL OVER KNOCKOUTS ahaha good fun
What does heem mean
Did cain retire after that?
Here
Everyday
Eeats
Mhealthy
wow it looks very profesional how did i never notice about this
real heem event youtube.com
HEEEM TAPPY
Is schaubs double leg banned from competition still?
Guida?
heem
every rule
enforcing
moderator
Protip: he wont
current? Till
GOAT? Bj
*flushing sounds*
kek yea it's real
BASED JUST BLEED REFS
Put a paper bag over my head and id find a way to eat her ass
in no particular order
>Nog
>Arlovski
>Reem
>Shogun
HEEEEM
I don't think so unfortunately. He's still ranked at #8 in the hw division because heavyweight is full of bums. It's funny DC is ranked #1 p4p by the UFC even though he's the champ of the weakest division and he's also the heaviest fighter on the list.
based tony ferguson back tattoo guy
tiene panza de yegua
this can't be a more emasculating snapshot
he has joined overeem in the wives of ngannou
based
BJ redemption arc starts tomorrow
>redemption
heh, I think you mean 'incontinence', kid
He'll be back, better than ever.
are there fights currently on? Can someone unzip a stream ?
when is her masturbation video gonna get released SICK OF WAITING
is there one? I will keep my ear to the streets
celeb jihad my dude
Is it legal for a fighter to spend 10 minutes before the fight doing windmills with their arms, storing the generated KO power?
see here
not for lewds user
I hate to agree with you as a Volkanovski fan but Aldo is one of his worse match ups in the weight class and is almost certainly gonna decision him fairly comfortably, I also don't see Aldo losing a 3 round fight to anyone.
WHY IS SHE SO HOT IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE FUCK IM SO HORNY
yes
nearly got heemed sparring today
For me, it's Talita Bernardo.
Volkanovski is going to push a pace, get in Aldo’s face, cut off his space, make it ugly, get inside, work him, rip him to the body. He’ll get dropped and hurt but he’ll push and gas Aldo en route to an Almighty AusGOD smighting heem
this fight is spicy
heem
everyone
even
myself
HEEEEM TAPPY
I can see Aldo losing an 18 second fight
Htraps
Eare
Enot
Mgay
High Estrogen Equals Mammaries
Volkanovski used to be a WW and unlike Mendes /Edgar isn't a reachlet
HEEM ROCKY HEEM SLEEPY-ISH HEEM TAPPY
you're being ridiculous, once he stopped that energy would obviously come out of his legs and he would just run around for the whole fight
came here to see heem's reaction to Josh Burkman retiring, it's about what I expected
About to go vacate the belt
weird energy in heem tonight
feeling like it means rose gets KO'd
You want the good news or the bad news heem?
no
I just want you to be happy, healthy and safe.
I know these guys look good in the cage and all but if I knew who they were and we were just out in public I bet I could hold my own. You can utilize the environment a lot more when you aren't confined to a cage.
we all know about your mom's test results so give us the good news
damn didnt know jackie chan was in this thread
redpilled
losers
not evne into the whole bdsm thing, but this makes me pretty hard
*gets heemed*
Who else heemed right now in life
Completely dead inside but it's not so bad, still have options atleast
yeah, i reckon i could probably heem every in the world. where's my belt
right here
*pisses on your face*
I'm the new Iron-Man
Clawja wins the rematch
>bj penn is fighting
lmao literally news to me
This would be more impressive of he was as tall as a human.
Ok Dana
Why is so cute, bros?
Watching Combate Americas for the first time tonight. I'm not sure if I can watch any more. They have Campbell McLaren as an announcer and he is absolutely awful. He won't stop talking about random shit. He's just talking about how great Combate Americas is and how it is better than UFC. He literally said that UFC champions are illegitimate in comparison to the champions in CA. He claimed that CA has better viewership than the UFC in Spain. He won't stop making weird comments about the appearance of female fighters and it's obviously making the co-hosts awkward. This is almost funny at this point.
Big time
>Dana asked Griffin to retire
>Dana asked Tito to retire
>Dana asked Liddell to retire
>BJ still getting his ass kicked
Does Dana hate BJ?
yep
What you thinking about user
your ugly fucking tranny face breathing ur gross ass tranny breathe so close to my face, fuck off bitch
*pumps jab*
I guarantee Dana has been asking BJ to retire for a long time now, but unlike the other fighters you listed BJ is fucking loaded and isn't fighting for money, while guys like Chuck basically got bribed with a yearly paycheck by the UFC as an incentive to retire
BJ's family owns like half of North Shore, so he is insanely loaded
Cowboy getting run over on by T-ferg at 1:46 of rnd #1
whats wrong with you coral youre in college not even in reall ife, you can literally just get high and play video games all day
There is ZERO chance that Aldo vs Volkanovski goes to decision
I don't respond well to pot. Just extremely lonely, being on vacation from /heem/ just sorta exacerbated that feeling. Not working at city hall anymore, 23 haven't gotten that degree yet. Just feeling really down on myself. Probably gonna get heem'd for this post but I don't care anymore.
>Rose losing would be bad for the UFC
>Rose has the potential to be a big time draw
Genuinely wondering whether people that say these things can even hear themselves talk
You guys are pretty cool, don't bet on Rose tomorrow.
>I don't respond well to pot
because you still care what other people think of you
>being on vacation from /heem/ just sorta exacerbated that feeling. Not working at city hall anymore, 23 haven't gotten that degree
i thought you were like 19, wgaf how long it takes to get a stupid degree every loser in this shit general is gonna be dead soon before they know it. You should try to live more desu instead of worrying about heem and the city of coral springs.
Current year (™)
How come BJ is allowed to fight after all the domestic violence/ cuckold claims?
she's so cute bros
Don't let BJ Penn's fight distract you from the fact that Smellator is going to show Jack Swagger fight a fat factory worker on their main card this Saturday night.
>Question: If aliens invaded earth, and demanded a 1v1 between their Champion and Earth's Champion, who would you vote for?
/spoiler/JBJ/spoiler/
Licorice Allsorts and Faye Reagan
That fat factory worker could probably get a win over current BJ
depends if the Aliens do Drug Testing.
Imagine all the poking he could do on their big alien eyes.
sensei
Jon Jones
I don't think Jones could beat Ngannou, the size difference would be too much.
Steven Seagal or The Rock
Jon has a reach advantage on him, i bet he could do it, he's a wrestler after all
Bill Pullman
ben askren is a cuck faggot
based roasted
t. Jon fanboy
>t.retard
Ngannou literally doesnt have a size advantage, Jon only weighs less cause he fights at a lower weight class, he would fuck ngannou up. Literally fucking kill yourself.
Imagine being a grown adult and still playing dress up cowboy
Imagine being a grown adult and being 5'4"
Japanese boibs
look at jordan burroughs crazy christ wife twitter.com
Projecting slightly there, sanchez
mind the sauce!
>his mom is actually teaching him a useful skill in the future
damn, pornhub link?
He has a ranch
does dana not like tony? should be getting an immediate title shot
>gets easy meme fight payday with Cerrone to get rid of his cage rust and heem Khabib
with the interim title fight he had to give it to the winner, Holloway was the true asshole in all of this since he had no business in LW and basically sabotaged Tony
Dana has said multiple times that BJ should retire. Go back to his press conference after BJ’s last fight.
Rose is one ugly bitch.
Holloway vs Tony was always going to be the fight. Dustin took tony's spot, not max
>Jon has one inch of reach advantage and is 15-20 pounds lighter if he bulks up, isn't a legit 6'4 like Ngannou and has half the ko power
Yeah fer ser Ngannou is small Jon definitely has the size advantage
>Tony Ferguson vs Donald Cerrone
Who the fuck does Conor fight now?
Gross. She looks like she's about to cry because someone was nice to her, but she also looks like she's holding in a fart.
Either Gaethje, Diaz, or he fucks off until Dana gives him a title shot again for no reason.
The loser
Kys fanboy
I like that people clutched their pearls when Chuck Liddell fought again for a few hundred thousand dollars, but no one bats an eye at Penn being permaheemed for $25,000 a fight.
Maybe because Penn has made a press statement saying his goal is to become champion again. He isn't fighting for money, he wants the belt.
>Race: WHITE
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Should Tony be fighting when he is clearly a fucking lunatic? It seems rather sudden.
that's grim
Stipe tapped AND poked
Idk who really cares? It's cage fighting everyone in there is a little bit crazy
*cringe*
he's right tho, and Kanye has had to see that thing close-up maybe even had to touch it.
I'm guessing it feels like a Glad bag full of moist shredded paper.
conor still hasnt tweeted about the cowboy
seems weird since he attention whores after every ufc card
For a guy who fight so frequently, Cowboy doesn't seem so CTEd> Tony might change this
He can keep fighting for his sanity in the JRE Youtube comments section, or fight for gold in the Octagon.
How many bongs until first prelim fight?
Conor should have taken the Cowboy fight. Easy payday, the fans love it, makes him relevant again.
Jones looking a bit like Donald Glover Jr
Feel sorry for Tony, he really deserves a title shot. And people are crazy if they think this is easy for Tony.
He deleted it, he said if you think that's a good fight wait till you hear what I've got.
wtf is her problem?
idk like 13 or something you dumb abo
holly looking hella natty in this pic
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Inshallah
Cerrone is going to work the body so bad, body jab, jab headkick, finish.
Agreed. Laziness from UFC promotion personnel is the only reason the most intriguing fighter in MMA isn't a household name. Being the fearless madman he is he is willing to take on this deceptively difficult fight from one of the most veteran fighters in the game. Tony fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!
Can't Volk just do what Max did? I know he's tiny but his pressure is wild.
jon couldn't beat many creatures on earth, just put a grizzly in there
he will have a harder time avoiding damage than max did
Doubt it. Volk is a manlet, Max is huge for the division and one of the best strikers in the UFC.
Volk needs to wrestlefuck Aldo for 3 rounds, or KO him with one big shot (unlikely).
it's not like wrestlfucking isn't unlikely too, Aldo has one of the best tdd in the UFC
*heems your heart*
It depends on his chin. Max took some big shots from Aldo, but Max has that tard strength in his chin so he wasn't phased. He just clapped his hands and then was magically healed.
Can't wait to watch girls and hasbeens fight tmrw lads
How the fuck is it fair for Tony to have to fight cerrone? Pettis fights 3 times, gets a title shot. Tony will have almost fought 3 times since becoming interim and tearing an acl
Who said he has to? He knows Poirier is next in line for the title shot, and Tony wouldn't fight for the belt until maybe December at the earliest.
He fights Cowboy, cashes a decent paycheck (I wouldn't be surprised if Dana offered him extra to come back and fight on 238), and assuming he wins there's no doubt he's next in line. Better than sitting out for another 6-12 months hoping Dana will give him a shot.
Does he seriously think he has any chance of winning the belt at this point?
I think Mendes hits harder.
look into this man's eyes and tell him he doesn't have what it takes to be a champion
can we talk about how shit the poster is?
>the champ and 2 former champs not on the same level
alternatively
>the three brazilians not on the same level
I hope BJ loses and starts crying and poops in the cry.
I hope he beats a bum, 3 months later beats a gatekeeper, 3 months later beats a competitor, and 3 months later beats Khabib, and then fails a drug test.
How does this happen?
George St Pierre didn't fight a Black guy pretty much his entire career.
All title defences were white people.
I can't call him GOAT any more.
No-one.
Ferguson vs Cowboy is a fucking joke, the UFC has managed to put together the only matchup that no-one gives a fuck about.
Reddit loves this matchup. And if reddit loves it, people will watch it fer surre.
Out of all the possible matchups between the top four in the division, Ferguson vs Cowboy is the least requested and the least just.
Obviously I agree but I went round the internet and not many people are pissed off about this. I don't even know what Dana was thinking. If Cowboy wins it's just another win for a gatekeeper and Tony loses his much earned title shot. If Tony wins, it's just another win that nobody cares about.
Yup. Dana has a cokehead/sociopath mentality. He probably thinks this is a really elegant solution. Right and wrong doesn't come into it, but doing the "right" thing for both fighters would have actually made him more money than this mess.
Cowboy deserves a money fight, and Tony should have been kept on ice with a cast iron title shot after Dustin.
Just want to remind all the stupid fucking faggot Americans ITT that they drink fucking PISSWATER and so MUST CONCEDE that they have NO BUSINESS talking about whether Proper Twelve® is good or not (hint: it is).
In fact, I'd take the fact that brainlet wankers in America dislike Proper Twelve® as a compliment. And just so you know: Proper Twelve® is beloved in Europe where real men drink real whiskey.
So how about you stick to fast food reviews blubberheads? And leave the real artisan reviews to us real men.
Peace.
And cheers to all my Eurobros ITT
*Raises glass of Proper Twelve®*
*Eurobros raises their glass back*
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>cowboy vs ferguson
This can't be happening. My boys weren't supposed to fight
I'm literally drinking Jamesons right now. Still haven't seen Proper 12 in shops anywhere.
I wonder if Khabib will come out with his own brand of falafel
Yeah they probably don't sell it in the shops you go to (Poundland, Aldi, the Paki Point).
Don't you dare reply to me again.
Lel.
His own range of towels.
The fucking peasant thinks I shop at supermarkets and corner shops. I only buy food from the fruit and veg market, the butcher, bakery and winery.
Till secured a sponsorship with his local plumber. Very big deal for UK MMA
Oi, UK MMA is very internationally respected I’ll have you now
the schmo is very chip chipperson esque doncha think?
because Dana fucked his wife
The Schmo just pulls dumb faces, don't you dare compare him to Chip.
bumping to get rid of the wifebeaters head
requesting Johnny Walker as OP Pic next thread
>thinks chip is funny
reddit is that way pal
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>thinks chip is meant to be funny
how basic