Schedule (UTC):
10th May:
14:15 Finland - Canada
14:15 Russia - Norway
18:15 USA - Slovakia
18:15 Czechia - Sweden
11th May:
10:15 Denmark - France
10:15 Switzerland - Italia
14:15 Germany - Great Britain
14:15 Latvia - Austria
18:15 Slovakia - Finland
18:15 Norway - Czechia
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Wow, we have a whole two (2) players from NHL. Beating Cänädä should be child's play.
convince me that there will be fights and I will consider watching. And which team should I support?
Anyone have a stream link?
place your bets on canada first game ezzz money
definitely will not be any fightning in skoda cup
>Russiawinslol
kek, looking forward to see you get raped.
t. Sven
cringe and bluepilled
>no fights
Ok but still interested. Which team to bandwagon?
It would be a lot more funny to see Canada pretend to not care about this meme tournament when they lose.
Obviously they don't care otherwise they'd send their best players
Canadian upset incoming. I can feel it in my bones. And having watched Finnish games. They play well.
>Czechia
what the fuck is this
Is there anyone visiting us in Bratislava? We can meet up for a beer if you want just don't rape me please
hello where are the streams
>Still butthurt about politicians from 15 years ago.
Sure, but it's not gonna happen.
*ahem*
FUCK DOG BLOWJOB CANADA
AND
HEJA LEIJONAT
Stream anyone?
And finland loses again
dead thread
as if we needed any more proof that skoda cup is a meme that no one likes
CAM ON FINLAND SCAR SAM FACKIN GOOOALS!!!!!
Gonna be a ez win against the russkies. Go Norge.
Lol that rink is so fucking massive. I cant see the puck
while it's true that euros like this tournament more than NA it's also 10am on the east coast
world cup is not important?
what a shit sport tbqhwyl
Canadian players are using white sticks. Isn't that pretty much cheating?
they send their best players in the same sense that all teams with NHL-players send their best.
Olympics not important? what a poor reality to live in
My TV doesn't work. Anyone can provide stream pls?
>white sticks hitting black pucks
sounds like a hate crime to me
Svt
Why are every country except finland such tryhards? sending all their NHLers to skoda cup like their lives depended on it. Canada is still getting dabbed on by Finland lel.
reddit.com/r/nhlstreams
onhockey dot tv for streams, lads
noone cares about shit teams like canada
Why does this look like some b-level hokkey?
A meme team to win a meme tournament. Jalonen 4D chess
Realistically how BTFO will Brexit and Italy be in this championship?
Will we see games 17-0?
can't wait for our lads to play tomorrow
> Olympics not important? what a poor reality to live in
for Ice Hockey? no idea, usually olympics are utter shit for every pro sport. But WC should be a lot more important, always.
Siellä
>Finland scores
what the hell
KAPPO KAAKKA
krappo kakko!
olympics is the WC for hockey
this tournament is every year and it's always cucked from it's best players because of stanley cup
Based kakko
Kaapo Kakko desu
>Cacca scored
the state of this tourney
KAKKO
DOG BLOWJOB NATION BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED KAKKO
WC used to be the shit, now it's all about those jews getting money from their jew teams instead of people playing for their country. Unfortunate.
BASED KAKKO!
CANegroes aren't white
suomi: 1
canadia:0
KAKKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KAKKAAA ON KANADAA
KAKKO KAKKO KAKKO
FUCK KANADA AND FUCK JANNIES
>canada
ping Cänädä
KAAPO "KAWAI" KAKKO
WHERE IS JACK HUGHES??????????
> olympics is the WC for hockey
ah ok that makes sense
>this tournament is every year
that explains it
WINLAND WINLAND WINLAND WINLAND
>the yearly skoda-cup
*yawn*
>conceding to a sm-liiga tier team
The absoltue state of can'tada
>gaynada
Why do Canadians always cheat? That stick was nowhere near his fucking face.
luuserit päästi heti maalin, menetetty
>finland
1-1 and there goes our chances
is there a lot of finnish supporters down in slovakia or does Slovakia hate Canada?
Im out
Fuck canada
Not so fast Binland.
kaapo kokko desu
refpuck started early this year
they cant help themselves
Blowout incoming
why would a stinky lebbo cunt watch ice hockey
>it's already 1-1
AFLA
I'm done
>tfw stream like 2 minutes delayed
damn
>fake injury
>bribed refs give PP
>score
such is the canadian way of hockey
where's hughes?
Hughes a bust
good morning knights knation
go canada!
Finland animals will be relegated to different sections in bars.
lmao
Just go away, swedefag. You are not even playing atm
>they send their best players in the same sense that all teams with NHL-players send their best
Why play the championships during the stanley cup? It's retarded
>shitnada ruining the whole tournament by cheating again
huh?
are you qt
*NUUH*
Don't tell us, tell the IIHF.
Penalties should be given out post-game for being cheating cunts like Canada.
Change my mind.
Yeah my plane just landed to Bratislava
Because hockey is run by jews both sides of the Atlantic
Swedefags should leave Yea Forums
Change my mind.
LES GO BINLAN
Cuuuuuuuuuuck
>euro cucks already whining over having to deal with the Canadian chads
Keep it coming. Your salty tears fuel our shit posts.
>rakt in i boxen
tfw no blue haired finnish gf
West Mongolia best Mongolia!
everyone hates canada
Lads, is this the major international hockey tournament? Are the best players there? I'm a hockey noob desu.
I like your nazi jerseys
Why is the Finn mongrel wearing a Canadian jersey though?
Holy fuck Kakko is a beast look how he holds the that fucking puck
Imagine having to cheat to score a goal against a team with 2 (two) NHL players.
The best available players are there, except for the guys still in the nhl playoffs
nah, blame the NHL jews
REEEEEEE
No. The final four of the sport’s only relevant league is on.
one bar said they will seperate fins from others visitors, other said they straigh up deny entry for fins
Order of best to worst quality hockey goes like this.
Olympics>IIHF>NHL>KHL
it was against an oilels player though
>Playing the Archive X theme.
What kind of meme tournament is this?
NHL is fun to watch but it can never give me the emotions that I feel when i watch my national team play. Just isn't the same.
Imagine whining about refs in an international rules game. Doesn't get more cucked than that.
dats raycist
>x-files theme
what did they mean by this?
Same desu
>Archive X
X-files
Fuck I'm retarded.
>IIHF>NHL
user...
Daily reminder:
Swedecucks suck dick
It's a nod to the mysterious circumstances where the refs always take the side of Canada.
Yikes.
Tfw i read your first post and didnt notice anything wrong with it
swedes are alright
better not give the leafs a first game win pekka
>caring about jewish soulless teams
you too Pekka, you too...
A n*gger
Golden Knights are the only ones with soul
Unbench the kaapo
alright is an understatement
and prices went up but only for tourists. want a card for cheap beer? I think some cards are online
>be faster and stronger than everyone else
>tend to get more pps from hard work
I get it's hard for a swede cuck to understand given how most of the swedes play soft hockey now a days, but hockey is meant to be played physical and fast.
You need a license to buy beer?
NHL is soulless in the same way that IndyCar is soulless compared to Formula 1.
Like pretty much anything American is a soulless bastardized version of the real thing.
boring game
boring sport
why do you always slow it down with diving then?
So has there ever been a recent WC where even the top NHL players were available? Is that what happens for Olympics?
A 100% NHL:ers team is struggling against a team with 1 NHL player. Does this confirm that NHL is not top tier?
>branded jerseys
Say what about Jewish hockey?
>play physical
>whine to the refs when anyone plays physical with you
no. but locals in 2011 were pissed the prices went up like 200% so now locals can get a card that will give you better price for beer/snacks in SOME pubs.
>t. lost bronze match against usa last year
shut up kid
Basically everyone but us has their tier A/B team this year.
world cup in 2016
>Is that what happens for Olympics?
not anymore, world cup has been canceled as well by the way
The only top tier teams are the KHL teams
The players are there just for a europe vacation
this
And cApiTaLiSt american leagues are full communist with league parity rules etc. its a fucking retarded backwards ass country. Makes no sense. Stanlee cup is literally; Who lucked the most with previous lottery drawings The Game
piss off, cuckold
Isn't that the mörkö scene?
Canada plays what we in Funland call "sikapeli". Dirty playstyle for dirty dog rapers.
Delet this
Don't reach with your stick, move your feet and over take the player. Simple as that. Diving is an issue in all hockey leagues because refs won't call that reaching stick shit if they don't fall down or wave their hand around to show they were slashed.
Starting to think this Kakko kid is pretty good
just buy beer in supermarket why bother with beer for 3Euros when in shop on next streets its for 80c
>PEAB
based and Scaniapilled
*wins gold for the 3rd year in a row*
International size ice is easier to play defensive hockey. The Finns also have been playing this international cuck hockey their whole lives. Canadian players are use to a fast paced game where your opponents can't just hide and throw the puck away to open ice.
oy vey it's like 1920's again
>Early anti-Finnish campaigns by local newspapers that stereotyped Finns as “Reds”, “Anarchists”, “Drunks” or “Jackpine Savages” were not easily forgotten. One survey in the early 1920’s found only 36% of the respondents were willing to live next door to a Finn. Signs [in taverns] could be found declaring “No Indians or Finns allowed.”
>International size ice is easier to play defensive hockey
>anything but gold matters
Only cucks care about bronze. Swedes would fit right in there.
KAKA BOGA
The swedish roster is SHIT
Rude desu
If we lose another final to Sweden I will kill myself
I don't even look at our roster because I know we will always bring top quality players.
wew lad, that's some mental gymnastics right there.
Leaf's not wrong. Forechecking is harder in bigger rink.
there are 30 bars in city. who cares what 2-3 bars did? and fuck them for raising prices astronomically anyway
If they spent a season playing the boring international game like the rest of euros, then they would adapt and dominate. But they don't do that, they only play this small amou of games and are still in the nhl fast paced small rink mode. They try to use speed and quick puck movement more than slow moving and play boring positional hockey at all times.
didn't get enough attention when you posted this in the other thread?
>hockey then football
lowkey rivalry at this point tbqh
Look at all the support for Finland by Swedes ITT.
Why can't you guys do the same for us when we play? Why are you so mean?
>there are still some finns watching IIHF
for what purpose??
it's complicated and you know that
I can't stand idly and watch my fellow finns get discriminated against. Being a drunken cunthole is human right.
Always wondered the same. We have our loud obnoxious minority with inferiority complex towards Sweden that ruins everything. Better just ignore them.
How much more popular did hockey become in Switzerland after that? I almost wanted you to win, it's kinda boring that championships are always won by either Canada, Sweden, Russia or USA desu.
if you aren't rooting for /ourguys/ then what are you even doing
suffering is finlands #1 national pastime
Fuck sweden. Fuck off
It is though. That extra space means nothing if he d just sit back and play prevent defence and then everyone collapses in front of the net when it's in their own zone. The open space also makes it easy to throw the puck away when your in trouble and easily clear the zone without icing the puck.
Not really, im from based Skåne, practically Danish.
Cringe
ENGLAND CAN SCORE SOEM GOALS in hockey
It isn't. Bronze is for cucks. What's he point of trying for that if anything but gold is failure?
Kek'd
You're alright, Sven.
FAKKIN CAM AHNNN
i just hope we don't get relegated and then i'm happy (-:
>bronze is for cucks
suits swedefags
Small NHL rink ADHD melee carnage = small brain
Big international rink positional strategic chess = big brain
I don't think you understand what autism is lad.
lame queer
Always pondered why we're the most hated nationality on /hoc/ but now I see it
Realistically, do you think you can beat any team? I'm genuinly excited to see both Brits and Italians play hockey.
daily reminder that britain has more olympic gold medals in ice hockey and more nhl first overall players born there than finland
How much bigger is the rink than the NHL?
>Finland giving false hopes again
Just lose already
I think it is like 5 meters wider, it isn't longer at least iirc
yes we can beat finland
Probably just 2 guys making all of that shit posting 2bh.
how tall is Lankinen?
taller than your mother lmao
>I'm so sorry you had to see this
vote Sargon or gtfo
187
185
These leafs are playing so dirty its unbelievable, and of course drawing zero penalties.
Refpuck to be expected beginning to end.
The smaller ice surface means you need to think faster and promotes quick reflexes and makes it more difficult to keep control of the puck. Large ice surface means you don't have to think fast and promotes boring hockey where the majority is played on the outside while the defending team blocks of the middle of the ice.
Large ice == euro football
Small ice == real hockey
how is it still 1-1
NHL is a fucking meme
2019 IIHF Power Rankings
Spoken like a true ritalin addict
>back to back defending champions, #2 world ranking probably #1 in a couple more years, basically full NHL team
>#4
these rankings used to be funny
>Can we Remain?
kek
Bet your favourite game is Fortnite too huh.
I agree that the nhl rink is too small and makes it too much of a cluster fuck. But the international ice surface isn't a good alternative as it results in the boring defensive strategies. I wouldn't mind to see the NHL rink be widened by about a foot either side and shorten the neutral zone a bit.
why are italy ahead of us when we beat them last year clear anti-anglo propaganda keep the proud english bvll down
>Nothing happens
>huh
Huh? But no I don't have a favourite game. Games are for cucks.
Games are for swedefags
I don't know what is more amusing, a full NHL team not being able to dominate a team with literally 2 NHL players or that a team with 2 NHL players is able to hold against a full NHL team.
Did I say amusing? I mean boring, this is fucking boring.
Brits are the only currently playing team Binland has never beaten. Last time we played was 1962.
stop having such a pathetic little brother complex
you sound like a fucking retard
>FIN Too many superstar egos
haha right
literally WHO can stop >us?
BINLAND
I
N
L
A
N
D
Feel free to frick off, cuckold
tfw lads are here and sauna is heating up. Soon it's time to play some sauna gollum with the lads
EBIN
tfw ywn play sauna gollum with the lads
Boring ass game.
>tfw lost my virginity playing sauna gollum with the lads
What an embarrassment haha.
BINLAND > Bongland
It is boring. A team of 4th liners can still play defensive hockey and keep the game close with a team of better players, especially on a large ice surface.
What the fuck is sauna gollum
why are they holding a hockey tournament during the playoffs of the strongest hockey league in the world
when is the next sauna gollum tournament?
Have you played the hardcore version? Gollum has a fork.
Miss me Laine
Miss me Rantanen
Miss me Heiskanen
Some >le epic memexd trash
>ei tiedä saunaklonkkua
it's when sit in sauna and one of the lads is chosen to go underneath the bench and he tries to put the ring on his finger (meaning he tries to put his finger in someone's ass.)
If he succeeds then the peneterated person becomes gollum and must go underneath
EIHL playoffs ended over 3 weeks ago
S U O M I
Settle down, the AIHL season just started.
That sounds gay
C U C K
how do i get finnish gf
Dubs and Finland gets relegated
Haha. Well at least we don't have to live in a nuclear wasteland with a manlet dictator like the russians. Hahahahahaha.
n-no
>biG iCeRiNk iS tHe iSsUe
lmfao
Finnish bottom tier players are better than Canadian elite lmao
Thanks, Svenbro
See you in the finals
I'd Finnish in her if you know what I mean.
SUAMI PERKELE VITUN NEEKERIT POIS ALTA RISUT JA MÄNNYN KÄVYT SAATANA
lmaoin' @ manlets
be a swede with a BBC
based
>this fellow finn-sperg's constant anti-Swede spamming
Vittuilla saa mut ei jankuttaa
nothing screams insecure cuck more than throwing teenage tier insults at swedes.
tää
You're only fueling his autism.
Äijät on ansainnu tän
please swedes i am so sorry you had to see this we are not all like this please master forgive us sorry sorry sorry sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
I still love our finnbros.
My dubs say that Finland will win
S U O M I
U
O
M
I
C U C K
U
C
K
fuck off. you're single-handedly ruining the vibe for everyone with your autism. I hope this is the last time you ever come in this general
>Finland loses again
SINCE LAST CHAMPIONSHIP WAS OVER I WAS DREAMING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY ABOUT THIS YEARS /IIHF/ THREADS!!!! COMFY!!!!!!! TEAM LATVIA GOLD 2019!!!!!!!!!
saved
I'll also save your dubs!
lemme help you
Czech'em
Kinda funny that all it takes to ruin everything for everyone is just one worthless human being
blessed latviabro
the gang right here
based and redpilled
:--(
lads, should I play Parkitect or Titan Quest with new expansions?
S U O M I
Very nice
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Scarrr
Dafuq happened
>canada
SCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
lads i just might say it
fuck kanada
absolute meme goal
YES
SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
Liiga > NHL
No more Aina kun mä lämmään?
GOOD GUYS SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
go binland
It's the way it works.
It's also why Finland is a such a nanny state no-fun-allowed bureacratic mess. Some people just suck at drinking/drugs/life so bad that everyone else has to accomodate them.
I was at last year's tournament in Denmark. Latvians were the best bros out there. Much respecc and good luck to Latvia.
*tööt tööt*
instant equalizer incoming
why are canadian nhl heroes losing to a bunch of mestis tier teenagers
makes you think
Icehockey is SHIT
good bost
look at all these finnish flags, literally nobody else even cares about this meme game
need
>one goal from canada
>no goals from russia
for my moniveto
LOOVE HURTS
Based.
Ice-kendo fags BTFO
Cute, I might have to go to Košice
>unironically watches skoda-cup
how do i get myself pretty neighbor girl elovena gf
Go back in time about 70 years
FINLAND
WINLAND
FINLAND
WINLAND
FINLAND
WINLAND
0% NHL
100% heart
>playing the cocktease song
youtube.com
Rip murray
Really wish I'd know.
lads are playing murder puck
ukraine, they're waiting for a finnish bull to rescue them from that war-ridden shithole
Anime rules: Young people are always better. We need to add a lukiotyttö to the stands cheering for them to maximise victory %. Probably put an elementary schooler on the team too.
>tfw no elovenla gf
lmfao i love watching Anttila, he's such a lanklet
boring game, post Upi
youtube.com
The one on the left looks like a typical eastern finn FASD.
>implying you need FASD to go full Finngol
just move to lapland
Canada will win 2-3
how do i get finish gf?
downloading tinder to see if any around.
whats best finnish pick up line?
He said Eloveena gf, not reindeer testicle chewing gf
Anna pillua, tiiän et sul on
Hiiohoi ja halojatapäivää
römpsä auki tai tuun kyljestä sisään
Who the fuck buys ducking škoda?
mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :)))
annapa römpsää huorake
works every time
muna pilluun ah ah
I KEEP CUMMING BUCKETS THE TIME IS HERE, ALL THE PLANETS IN ONE LINE. I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT. TEAM LATVIA GOLD 2019!!!!!!!!!!!
People who want to drive an Audi but can't afford it.
In Russian sports press they said Finland brought "not a very strong team" this year. I feel that some favorites are gonna get disappointed.
stop drinking vodka
>it's that comfy Škoda Cup time of the year again
I missed this
but I need bit translations here
Where are all the canadian posters?
Dubs and Canada won't make it to the playoffs
>Swedecucks finally left
it's never too late for Finland to lose
>niggers playing hockey
"arvaa jysähti kyrpä pystyyn"
we have a laughably shit meme team
how must literal leafs feel now?
suomi
clap clap clap
suomi
clap clap clap
:DDDD
Finland sucks and hockey nothing to do with it
A meme team to win a meme tournament
*concedes against norway*
SCAAAAAAAAAR
tortilla
KAAAPOO
WHERE IS JACK HUGHES
FUGG :-DDD
Thank you based kakko
TORILLE
PÅ TORGET
>Can'tnada
ULAN
>gaynada
how can kakko be so based?
VENÄJÄ ON LYÖTY
KAAPO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
haha canada lost
lol canada stupid gays
KAKKO
A
K
K
O
for me it's kakka
How did this meme team win against Canadian B-tier team? Ah well pretty nice
shitnada
>TEAM FILLED WITH ALL STAR PLAYERS LOSE TO 18 YEAR OLD PIZZA FACE AND SOME D-PLAYERS FROM THE FINNISH 1. DIVISION LEAGUE
Imagine being Canadian right now
please dont rape any dogs tonight canada
Kaapo Kakko desu
Ahahahaha
Finland: scar
leaf posters:
>ankinen
:DDDDD
>kakkanada
perro kakko
Canadaposters are so quiet now
*unzips rake*
IF YOU BEAT CANADA THEY WIN
inb4 w-we don't even care about this meme tournament
atleast they are not swedecucks
Where’d all canucks go?
SAMPO MEE TÖIHIN
On maaaaaaammme Suooomi SYNNYINMAAAAA
>watching ice-hockey
Literally worst posters on int. Get shit on
>get a surprise win against a real team
>plebs get hyped
>grind tight wins against france and england
>plebs start hyping the greatest team of all time
>get knocked out 8-1 against usa in the quarter finals
just as planned
They're lurking here for sure. They pretend to not care by not posting
I wish Finland was still governed by Sweden. Golden era for Finland.
It all makes sense. Skoda is the most loved car in Finland. Thus this is the most important cup in Finland.
cringe
>sampo terho:D
So many hot guys in canadian team
feels like little by little corporate cups are killing national cups :(
Suomi - Sverige final incoming!
Not gonna happen. Kaapo Kakko will single-handedly destroy Murica.
Basedvakia
the best timeline
No, Finland will lose and you know that.
I think in 10 years teams from the EU and Americans will dominate this sport. USSR/Russia and Canada will be getting weaker and weaker, they could only dominate when no one else cared about hockey. Now the era of Germany, Nordic countries and the US is coming.
Is Kakko a virgin?
maybe, like Pettersson
No bully Pekka.
no he fugged my boypussy once
true story
Elias is a virgin for sure
Just goes to tell you that women are evil succubus and virgins are master race hokkei players.
Why are we so good at the skoda cup but so shit at junior tournaments?
Sounds like something a virgin would say
Have sex.
problematic much?
WHY DOES THIS TOURNAMENT ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME FUCKING GROUPS?
A GROUP WITH FINLAND, CANADA, USA
VS
A GROUP WITH SWEDEN, RUSSIA, CZECH REPUBLIC
WHY???
it's based on iihf rankings and the rankings barely change
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK CANADA LOST??????????????
Why are social media coverage so fucking shit this year guys?
Fucking Slovaks could really tried a little bit more lmao
>thot media
This. When was the last time we met in group stage? 90s?
Bratia are too based to give a damn about your likes and retweets
trying real hard to fit in with the west
And where the fuck is OLGA !?
Because Swe-Fin is kino and the jews don't want us to have kino.
where the fuck is Korea????
haha this post didn't age well xd
not good enough to even be the free points for everyone team
got bongs instead
Between China and Japan.
dude, everything is ruled by the iihf. Even the broadcast is did by iihf guys
>11th May:
>10:15 Denmark - France
2-1
>10:15 Switzerland - Italia
4-0
>14:15 Germany - Great Britain
9-1
>14:15 Latvia - Austria
3-1
>18:15 Slovakia - Finland
0-2
>18:15 Norway - Czechia
1-4
numbers will confirm
>24
Kakko number confirms
kek, they were good for the memes tho, cant deny that, but I felt a bit bad for them in the end even if there was not a single Korean flag on /iihf/ last year.
>18:15 Slovakia - Finland
>0-2
Nope.
What is wrong with it? I'm psychic. Bet money if you want to be rich.
50 minutes friendsu
youtube.com
>FOUR 1ST LINES LIKE MAPLE LEAFS
>18:15 Slovakia - Finland
>0-2
top kek, we will be happy if we won't lose on double digits. our hokkei is dead
heijaa svärje
Are Finn's watching USA VS SVK OR SWE VS CZK
ENCE VS NAVI
hej på dig
Wait what the fuck why?
I thought Canada had a horrible turn out this year. Do Fins hate their country or something? like the only guy not eligable is Rask anyway.
Holy shit what a bängeri
If we win I will post my gfs nudes
>the yearly very-good-effort-against-the-top-teams-that-could-have-been-a-wun-but-ultimately-we-lost-4:2-and-ended-dead-last
greeeetings tru fränds of tre kronor
im gonna watch some hentai, when nearing climax im gonna switch to the swe-cze game to cum on the score of swe btfo skoda land
Not the World Cup dumbass. World Championship. World Cup is probably even less important, but all the pros go if there is one.
World Championship coincides with the playoffs of our top North American League, and there is no break for players to go over. It is also annual. Olympics were the big deal until Bettman cut it off, because unfortunately there is a burger running the league.
>they send their best players in the same sense that all teams with NHL-players send their best.
Horseshit. Swedes legitimately send their best a lot of the time.
We dont care, even when we win.
SWE VS CZK will be more entertaining game probably. So that.
Finns always like to see their subhuman relatives to get BTFO, so somalia-czechia probably
>Swedes legitimately send their best a lot of the time.
Hockey is one of the only things you are allowed to take pride in these days. Of course they will show up.
it's gonna be a static sweden getting btfo by master counterattacking czechs again like every time
EXTRA
Just wish we could have the fucking olympics back to have an even playing field.
This shit tournament just gets me blue balled hoping for best on best hockey every year.
>tavares out
Just fuck my shit we are done in groups.
I thought you don't care about the skoda cup
I believe in you brother
it's a blessing mate
tavares is cursed by the medium from long island (or w/e was that tlc based shit called) and he'll never win anything again
canada wc 2015+1+3
"Oliko sun vanhemmat simpukoita kun olet tuollanen limainen vittusaatana?"
For me, it's Sweden
en.wikipedia.org
>czechia has accumulated wc wins with czechoslovakia - 6+6
>slovakia doesn't, 1
which fag czech wikipediaredditor did this
i wanna say that i hope it wont be an embarassing defeat, but at this point its not even gonna be embarassing if we get btfo 2bh
Wtf am i watching
If we lose under 5 goals it is a success
Why do Finns make better rap than other whiteys? Is it our african gene?
if we win I'll get a gf
Is this tournament getting any coverage in British media right now?
If we win I will be your gf
it's 24/7 archie lmao
Slovakia could win easily, we merely got lucky today
stop kidding
rap is shit no matter who makes it
Not him but no!
No
I don't think so. Our ultra shitty team raped them 6-1, and there was zero coverage at bbc
dude, we are the worst team after the brits
Based and tripspilled
Are you a female(male) ?
French and Italians are in it retard.
Solvaks are like tier 2 below the big six. Probably fourth best in the group. Even if you guys had to send a bunch of fucking fat retarded solvak children you would beat the french and the limeys.
So who is going to win the whole thing? Red Machine because their offense is stacked?
>slovakia and czech republic playing at the same time
every fucking time...
seasonal fags like to downplay and be ze underdogs each year, ignore
then again we've dropped under swiss and nazis so still shameful.
IIHF decision. They got wins. place in A div and then stole flag like fags they are.
>Even if you guys had to send a bunch of fucking fat retarded solvak children
we already are :^)
home field will put incredible pressure on players
I still don't understand why Dutchies don't like ice hockey. It's the perfect fit for them.
Do people still rate Lundqvist? Do we have a better keeper?
Sweden, 3 gold medals in a row for the three golden crowns.
As a Leafs fan, I am sorry we couldn't send you guys Chara.
can someone post an english stream? our official one keeps constantly cutting off
How could one country play at different time at the same time??
Slovakia: good guys
Amerilardlant: bad guys
>muh speedskating culture
protips how to get a qt slovak girl(male)friend?
They are so good they decided to split their team into two to make it more interesting. I was hoping Canada could do that as well so we Could play Quebec in the olympic finals.
czechs trying to murder elias
>canada
>sorry
wew lad dw bout it, our def is decent compared to offense depth
plus chara needs to knock dougie ham the fuck out
>padqvist
Let's not remember that Swedish Empire was the first country to do this.
>lundshit
What is Lehner doing right now?
>swecucks
thanks fren
>dad is watching the game in the living room on the big tv with loud volume
>the stream on my computer is delayed by almost 30 seconds
>he screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why is lundqvist so popular? he is shit
GO CZECH, FUCK SWEDESHIT
we are so shit holy fuck just end our hockey already
>keeper.
This isn't divegrass.
To answer your question is still probably your best bet, but I was really hoping you guys would go with Markstrom this year. Wonder why he isn't on the roster.
why aren't you watching with your dad?
Go watch with your dad you antisocial fuck
>not watching sports with your dad
... why do you think he made you?
watchout two pop up ads. one for player one for sound.
as usual RTVS cant buy proper servers. I like watching foreign streams its not that stupid as our commentators.
losing first game is patrician
The dutch are eternally opposed to all water-related things, it's a genetic memory thing thanks to the fall of Atlantis.
Solvak anons. Why no Budaj or Halak? are these duders good?
same. dad is annoying boomer so cant use tv.
GET FUCKED AMERIMUTTS
NORTH AMERICANS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, it will end 6-1 for burgers
DRUMPFIES BTFO
Because my mother is also there and she never shut ups, she always asks questions non stop about hockey but she has no interest in learning and forgets everything in time for the next game. It's annoying and if I don't talk to her she gets angry.
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Ayy
>nylander number 88
based cryptonazi
He got run over and is out injured. I was also hoping to see him in net desu.
why is no one watching our game?
She's your mother you faggot, go and tolerate her for a few hours
???
Why won't you watch with dad?
wtf lads
caps>rags
>all good guys are winning
today is a good day
Midget hockey!!
Dubs and czech em' wins
I'm watching both
czechoslovakia>united states of swedecucks
Go be with your family for an hour what the fuck
>bratt playing with lander and eriksson
poor guy
SVERIGE
>WHAT IS ICING?
>WHY DOES THE MAN IN THE GOAL LOOK DIFFERENT?
>WHY IS GOAL SO SMALL?
>DO THEY GET HURT WHEN THEY HIT EACH OTHER?
>HOW DO YOU SEE THE PUCK?
>WHAT IS A POWER BREAK?
>WHAT IS ICING?
>ARE THE ONES IN BLUE OUR GUYS?
>WHAT IS ICING?
>AH I KEEP LOSING TRACK OF THE PUCK
>DO THEY NOT GET COLD OUT THERE?
>WHAT IS THAT BIG GREEN SYMBOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ICE?
>WOW LOOK THERE IS A CAR BEHIND THE GLASS
>HOW DID THEY GET THE CAR IN THERE?
>ARE THEY PLAYING AGAINST RUSSIA?
>WHERE IS THE PUCK?
fuck the cucks
god I forgot how terrible this tournament was. At least in The World Juniors they arent afraid to finish a check. Can we just please get the fucking Olympics back?
based
Absolutely disgusting.
How did they get the car in there?
shouldn't you be losing somewhere right now?
Czech playing a bit of Canadian hockey on that penalty.
fuck my mother is the same. a week ago she asked my why boston let rantanen go to the avalanche (apparently draft eligible players from europe can choose the team they go to, and rants picked boston because x)
Gary Cup > Olimpikos
They built the venue around it.
Your mom sounds cute and I can not imagine how she managed to create a faggot like you. Maybe you're adopted?
cute
American team fucking sucks. No wonder Bettman cancelled the olympics and his own dumb tournament.
At least this times the Islanders wont bitch until the IIHF is banned or whatever.
>t. suckled from mommys boob until you were 6
I wish i had a father. Sounds fucking corny, but be happy with what you got dude
My mom does this with football and baseball but she knows hockey, and that is not to be talked over.
Funniest ones though were when we went to a Mariners game and she pointed to the base coaches and said "WOW BASES ARE LOADED" when nobody was on base.
>rags
>based Czech chads are going to beat the virgin swedes
Lads, who is your favorite Czech porn star?
oh god watching canadas stream and they straight up got lesbians ad for mothers day.
I'm with my parents all day.
I wanted to hang out with you guys and watch the game but... if this is how you really feel about me I think I will just leave... don't even think about PM'ing me.
>late hit
what is this meme
>cue fatalist losers
it was a good ride lads but its time now
meow
>all underdogs are winning
this, its over, switching to cze - swe game
lmao right
great 12 minutes of world cup for slovakia. see ya next year.
It's cool how we have sorta similar nicknames too. Henri here is Henkka or Hemppa.
this pretty much summarizes every "hockey fan" who only watches these meme games just because its popular in their community.
if i was you i wouldnt feel guilty for staying in my own room. fuck all those guys saying "but ur dad hurrdurr".
Meanwhile on Swedish ads.
>Woman adopting a black baby - insurance company
>White woman and black man laying in a bed - bank
>Multicultural zoomers doing fortnite dances - phone company
clown world
12 minutes would be more than what they've managed last time we hosted the championship.
They're playing okay now. Catching a goal during a power play is expected unless your oponent is shit.
>I'm with my parents all day
Masturbating for 17h in your room isn't being with your family you goddamn neet.
SVT doesn't have ads ;)
projecting
Guys, why are we so bad at everything
I know, I meant in general.
No one watches SVT outside of sport events.
The masturbation, yes, but I don't live with my parents.
i feel sorry for the american goalie, he must be bored out of his mind
being humiliated at the skoda cup will be what sparks the swedish race war
cool, send me 400k euro please so i can move out of my parents house.
boom headshot
>/iihf/ is back
HI FRENS!
Hello fren
Rent an apartment, buddy, and start masturbating furiously.
hej habsburg
>solvaks think every hit should be a penalty
I thought you guys were based though...?
How you doin fren
guys i remember i used to hate sweden because i fell for the (sweden is gay) memes, but after realizing im gay too, i hate myself now too.
Yes... an apartment with 1 room, kitchen and bathroom only costs 1200 euros per month.
Fuck cuckholm.
Rent prices in Stockholm are truly something else
>that cute latvian commercial break cunny
Cool story bro
What about Oslo and Copenhagen?
Hi budi. Lets enjoy hoki
>that headshot
i laughed my ass off when they played that shit in slow-motion
thanks bro, wanna go to sweden together? we could chant "heja sverige" in rhythm together.
no homo
So move out of there? I live an hour away from smellstinki and have 1/3rd rent
>it's a sweden hiding their power level until the playoffs bamboozle like always
expect us nigga like you expect Jesus to come back
expect us nigga we comin hahaha
>616 replies
>still no new bread
Hi fren
Me drunk
You can live in this beautiful apartment for ONLY 1400 euro per month.
2 ROOMS!
*price doesn't include electricity, heating or garbage collection
Only if you fuck me in the ass bro
no homo
weird lack of mutt posters
>the absolute state of icepuck
INGENTIIIING
IIIIIIIIIIINGENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
I have hard time believing that one-room flats are more than 1k€ in Stockholm. According to the rent prices are only 11% higher and my rent is 700€
t. helsinkifag
NOOOOOOOOO
>good guys are going to lose
fucking knew it
scar
It's morning in FREEDOM you commie SCUM
HEJA SVERIGE
>finally get home
>turn on tv
>Sweden scores
no gifs? wtf.
waow sverige strånk me likey
sure if you put a suomi or sverige jersey fan jersey on along with one of those goofy wigs.
no homo
i know it's over, but you can go celebrate 9th of may today
how much is kronor in human currency?
I want to be impregnated by a STRÅNG SWEDE
INGEEENTTIIIIING
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Czechs absolutely BTFO
MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL heija svärje
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helo new thread please.
>
>>
>
Explain this meme
lame fight
LMAO BTFO BY STRONG ARYAN SWEDES
>5v3
noice, shame we wont score a goal tho
turn your ears on
kek
Diving Chechs
nice dive what a fucking faggot
gud and u?
hai gustaf
skol
fug:DD
ya lets
SCARRRRRRRRR
hockey is turning in football
pathetic
damn dont i look silly now
>US of A
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swedn: scar
czech:
regardless of who ever does it I just want the refs to come down hard on embellishment and diving, it doesn't belong in the sport.
Based Adam BTFO diving Czechs
>old enough to see diveice become a thing
Swedes mogg everyone holy shit
daddy...
You now remember that Binland unironically belongs to the top three:
>adam larsson in tre kronor
absolute based lad
hey look, we only gave up 5 on russia. nice
lol wtf 3:1 what the fuck is murrica doing
>(You)SA
>us of gayland
i said a he ha ahe ha aalbalblablalbalblablalb bidididibidib bidibi di
GET FUCKED BURGERS
we're gonna make it lads
this but unironically
based music
I danced to it when I was like 4
oh look two dogshit teams that still somehow at some point got gold are playing
yikes!
>Finland beating Canada
>Slovakia beating USA
>Sweden beating Czechia
is 2019 the year of the good guys?
americans confirmed for betting fraud it was 1:6 !
It's still hardly over. At the same time, US ability to choke on our team, no matter how well or bad we might play, is kind of well known.
someone make a new thread, the slovakbros deserve it.
am too lazy tho
every team from europe are good guys
Yes. Fuck N**** A********
should I got into city and try to pick up nordic chicks after matches?
>based
Slovakia
>cringe
Czech Republic
Schedule (UTC):
10th May:
14:15 Finland - Canada
14:15 Russia - Norway
18:15 USA - Slovakia
18:15 Czechia - Sweden
11th May:
10:15 Denmark - France
10:15 Switzerland - Italia
14:15 Germany - Great Britain
14:15 Latvia - Austria
18:15 Slovakia - Finland
18:15 Norway - Czechia
>USA
especially fins, true good guys
>forgot to set it as new thread
please kill me
im old enough to be your daddy
try again fren
neu
cringe and autistic
:3
only if you marry one after, save the white race user
>swedes
>good guys
the goodest
Czechs join Russia and Canada in Hollywood worthy performances
