How to fix Man Utd?

They need to buy AND PLAY some defenders. Dalot should be playing every minute ahead of Young.
Dump Lukaku.

What's the consensus on Lingard?

real ugly mug

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Just wait until the shitters contracts end and let then walk on frees. Stockpile commerical revenues until then, then go full Real Madrid transfers mode.

I'm ole in this scenario?
Try to sell Pogba for whatever I can get, let's say £85m. Tell young he's not getting game time unless we have a huge injury problem, and that well let him go on a loan with a buy option anywhere he wants.
I try to buy Niklas Stark for €25m and Zielinski for €45m
Try to loan Sanchez to any club interested where we'll pay 65% of his wages.
Play something like this, a 5-3-2 in defense and a 3-4-3 in attack.
Focus completely on finishing top four in the league, put emphasis on needing patience as there is an ideological overhaul happening and it can't happen overnight. Talk to the board about getting an actual director of football, someone who Woodward will listen to, who can be a mediator between him and a manager and help the two plan on finding signings that fit in to a team instead of haphazard big names that don't fit together.

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Just withdraw from the competition like they did with the FA Cup.

Great potential for the future.

Now that's a solid 8th place team.

Lukaku isn't good enough. I don't know why Utd bought him.

He’s a Pogba babby. Plays well when Pogba plays well

If Lukaku really doesn't look better by the end of September, then Martial can get a run. Unlike the rest of the squad, they really only have a few attackers, but I'd rather spend my money this season grabbing a center back and a creative midfielder.

Realistic transfers:
Pogba to Real
Bale and Modric in from Real
Wan Bissaka in for cheap
De Gay out, Oblak in
Herrera and Mata won't sign new contracts
Bailly will ask to leave
Sanchez hopefully out but United will still pay half his wages

people are coming around to the fact that the problem is above ole. i think he’s done well but he needs to sell pogba and get some actual United players in

t. Not even a manure fan

There is now talks of mata renewing. Wouldn’t mind wan bissaka and maguire to sort the defence with lindelof and shaw

A couple of words: Bruno Fernandes for 80 millions

Were not falling for this again.

ED PLEASE DONT DO IT

>Glazer debt
quick rundown? not a big football fan
absolutely based and Roypilled

Oblak probably wont sign, think they should give Henderson a go if they sell De Gea and Oblak isn't interested.

Not many great goalkeepers out there who are looking for a move and Henderson has been good on loan and worth a punt.
They should defo go all out for a good RB and CB though and then a good consistent creative midfielder, should aim to get a solid starting 11 and a good couple of bench players and then have youth academy occupying the rest of the squad places as they have good talent like Greenwood, Gomes and Chong coming through. Then clearout the rest of the shitters for whatever they can get

Glaziers put close to one billion debt on the club when they bought it. It’s still at 480m and they have no intention to pay it off. They just pay the interest of 20m each year.
It’s a good idea to stop anyone interested in buying the club

Big Sam in

>1b
jesus christ
At least they did a good job at making the team more of a brand that is recognisable worldwide and will always sell jerseys
came at the cost of their soul though iirc
He’d probably do the same with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers if they were any good ever

It was already the top 'brand', Glazers didn't do much in that respect besides establish stuff like 'official Man Utd baby formula partner in Japan'.

kek, fair enough
he knows he’s sitting on a big money club regardless of how bad they are (unless they get relegated which could never happen)

He took over the bucks late 90s and they won Super Bowl around 2003 I think. Since then the team got worse and worse with no management of the franchise

Basically a scaled up version of Newcastle United and Mike Ashley.

You’re right, but that’s mostly because Gruden inherited an already built team and then faced the team who had just dumped him (that he built) that very year in the Owl, where it became abundantly clear he know almost all of their plays

Apparently signing James from Swansea. Any championship fans rate him?

He's the belgian Andy Carrol, every team needs to fall for one at least once

in reality they will overpay hames and he will be alexis #2

Young lad, will show growth in the next few seasons. Top potential though

Sell Pogba, Martial, Lukaku, Bailly, Jones, Young, Sanchez & Lingard

Need to increase revenue and expand emerging markets with icon players
>sell pogdab
>buy bob bradley - he's the hendo we need
>sell sanchez, take the money hit
>buy sunil chettri
>rename the stands
>sir bobby chevrolet end
>sir amazon alexa end

>OGS is staying for at least a season

you sure about that?

Worse than the current team

based

Sell the wogs. Rashford can stay. Stop buying names what the fuck are the talent scouts doing? Take a good in-depth look at the Netherlands youth prospects as they seem to be the emerging nation

He is going to be given some time to see if he can turn it around. HOWEVER this does depend on whether Ed allows a clear out and bringing in players over the summer.

If united start playing well and stay top 6 that will be acceptable next season

>>buy sunil chettri

He's good but he is barely premiera league level

>le 27 year old prospect

most punchable face in football

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koulibaly and rabiot are realistic signings. but the problem is ole who exposed himself against pakilona

>rabiot
No more changing room cancer please

But that's what Man Utd represents. Even back to George Best, Beckham, Giggs, Keane, they were all forms of cancer.

IN
Koulibaily
Icardi
Rabiot
Onana

OUT
De Gay
Jones
Rojo
Lukaka

There I fixed our team

what's big Big Sam doing at the moment?

>out
all the nogs

>In
White British and Irish players with pashun and heart

They won't do this though because they want all the heroes of man u to be ngubu and nkwolae to sell shirts to wakanda

>koulibaly
kek
>Icardi
kek
>Rabiot
kek
>Onana
he probably is your level actually

I know this is bait, but this is exactly the kind of dumb stuff this club might actually do.
>Koulibaly
Decent enough, but has been hyped to holy hell this season for some reason. Utd would end up paying man mountain money for him.
>Icardi
Huge cunt and locker room cancer. Also, now Wanda runs the club
>Rabiot
Same as Icardi, without the slag
>Onana
De Ligt baby. Choked as soon as he had something mildly challenging thrown at him. also
>black goalkeepers

Remember when they sacked mourinho because they thought it was the only way to keep pogba. Now getting rid of pogba is this first thing they need to do.

How were the jews allowed to buy the club without their own money?

Sell everyone and invest in youth

only a monumental restructuring of the coaching and directorial staff can save them in the long term

as a rival fan, this sounds like a fantastic option. They'll be irrelevant for the next 20 years.

>OGS has shown how out of depth he is
You know when you have your 4th manager in 6 years fail with the same group of players maybe it's not the manager you should be criticising

Sign
James
Dybala
Rakitic
Coutinho
Bale

Don't forget Icardi and Asensio

Good call. Lots of new jerseys for customers to buy

bigger brown envelopes in the reffs dressing room

Koulibaily and Icardi would be fine signings. Icardi is absolutely cancerous but a lethal striker. Rabiot is a bit overrated but may as well play up the 'fc hollywood' angle a bit. Onana has the heart of a lion and comes up with some wild saved but he seems pretty deficient in other areas, and it's not like De Gay is going anywhere.

Target man for Mourinho. He is good at that. He isn't good at dropping deep and linking play because his control isn't good enough so he should just stop doing that.

what? he's an awful targetman.

That and Tampa had an all time great defense built by Monte Kiffin and Tony Dungy. But there was no way to keep Derek Brooks, Simeon rice and Warren Sapp together forever given their wages.

>jews
You answered your own question. If I want to buy manure I have to come up with 4 billion quid. Jews just need a handshake and leveraged buyout.

you mean michael bradley, and bradley played in tandem with naiggolan in roma, so desu that high-europa league level MU are in right now is his level

Probably the worst target man I've seen. Stick to fifa, zoomdawg.

I mean, how did the league allow these cowboys to pass the fit owners "test"? And who really owns Utd if it's not the Glazers money? It's like me buying out Leicester City with a packet of Walkers crisps and a signed picture of Heskey and saying ""don't worry, my mate Dave's got the cash in his van, trust me"

I swear if man U did that I would go church and breed more white babys

Start buying some younger (preferrably white) players from the Championship that have hunger for success and recognition, lower wages for the dabbing negroidians and release those who complain (Pogba and co.)

>spend the money to hire an actually competent director of football, one that has no ties to MUFC
>decide on a footballing philosophy and turn the DoF loose to start building a squad around that philosophy
>hire a coach who can be successful with the club’s football philosophy and doesn’t come with his own needing signings that don’t suit the philosophy of the club
>actually spend the money on the players that fit the club’s philosophy and not just to sell kits and get social media impressions (wtf lol)
>profit
If they try to be cheap and hire a former player as director of football they are fucked. If they keep hiring coaches based on whoever is best available, they are fucked. You’ll just have a trail of failed manager tenures and be stuck with a shit roster of all their individual player signings that together make an incoherent mess.

They just bought a literally pacy Engubiu

>Hire Wolves manager
>sign those Portuguese players
>sign that wonderkind striker from Benfica
>sell Poobag, Martial and De Gea for cash
>bring Sancho for whatever Dortmund would attempt (even 250 mil)

>Yanited
>Managing to sign anyone for less than £60m, no matter how shit
It's like you don't even know anything about modern football.

You guys can talk whatever shit you want. None of this will happen until Woodward either relents and stops doing things his way, or leaves. Neither of which is happening outside of extenuating circumstances.