Is a owl an athlete?

Is a owl an athlete?

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is a fish an athlete

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yes they are elite athletes

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Look at the talons and Beak on that thing. It would murder you and your pets in your sleep

is petting bambis a sport?

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A OWL?
youtu.be/cMXbSaSaR3U

An dog is an Athlete yea?

i want a pet owl

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

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NEWMAN

Jamie pull up that video of the owl a- and -- what was it? -- yeah the owl and the uhh the sloth....yeah that's the one....look at those TALONS man! whaat? Can you image that thing gouging out your eyes like *that*? Jesus....

BRUV.

Jamie, pull up that article from SecretHistoryOfDMT.org about the Egyptians using DMT fueled owls to build the pyramids.

is an pheasant?

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is a elephant an athlete?

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TUSK'D
jesus that is one fat ass

who?

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>putting his nose on her brapper
based PRÖÖÖHHH

Comfy /span/ thread

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At least you can bark! Who are you?

the first second just gave me a heart attack, genuinely thought that he threw the dog out of an aeroplane

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yea i think thats the point of the liveleak watermark

is a goose an athlete?

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Name of this thot?

Is this a leprosy boi?

>state of white "people"

Is there a more Chad animal?

Nvm looked it up and it's a Pangolin, not an armadillo.

Imagen being scured of a goose. Just show him a canopy and he will die scared

>first one to shake hands gets to stay on my aircraft
>why you pet a dog before throwing him out of a plane?
>whos a good boy? for you

>take my breath away starts playing

is a moose an athlete?

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no, we're lucky they aren't bigger

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That old biological theory that birds are really the legitimate ancestors of dinosaurs really does make a lot of sense.

I’ve never seen any evidence that would convince me that birds weren’t dinosaurs

>he hasn't been goosed

they are literal terrorists

is it mooses or meese? I mean, I know it’s mooses but saying meese makes me giggle like an idiot because logically it should be meese like goose and geese. It’s english though so we rightfully make it as confusing to outsiders as possible to spot degenerate foreigners

>fish
you had one job
is an orca an athlete? yes, an orca is an athlete

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is a iguana a athlete?

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one moose
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eleven moose
twelve moose
thirteen moose
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seventeen moose
eighteen and one

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fucking legend

was the moose okay!?

Well hot damn I should’ve guessed it would be like elk but I didn’t want to make assumptions about how things were done in Canadia

Are you implying a basking shark is not a fish?

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yeah, you can see it walk away toward the left

Yes, it was delicious.

Yea Forums is a birb board
don't you forget it

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finna boutta dab on a nigga what

that bird is dabbing

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based bob ross

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>had birb
>tried to get it comfortable to feed off and sit on my hand for months
>it never did

feels bad man

no

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why did you post this

orly?

Can confirm, geese are fucking assholes.

because birds are jerks

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Comfy thread

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now even more comfy

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ABSOLUTE UNIT

Krissymechelle on instagram

Oh god I thought they threw him out you fucking faggot

Its like going to the station in my neighborhood at night.

even the moose's show flew off

fuck off with that shit

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

he didn't fly so good

Nelly

Crazy how he was an LRRP in 'Nam and he was so humble and happy on tv. He probably killed at least a dozen gooks.

it's part of the windshield wiper

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imaginive if this bad boy still existed ,theres old legends on the argentianian south from local indians tribes of some sightings in the mid 1880s but like a lot mysteries no pics or videos in the recent years

:3

ups forgot the picture

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American education never ceases to amaze

what is this

that's a big crow

other than an alaskan population that was unknown emperor swans were thought to be extinct
can get up to 40lbs

that thing looks more like an albatross

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis

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jej

?

#relatable

he meant descendants

>the virgin cow
Vs
>the chad goose

>being a dick to one of the friendliest animals
Why are these things protected even though they're not even close to being endangered?

could not finish this. holy shit thsts so fucking sad

FUCK SANAKESSSSSSSSS AHHHHH

well if nobody else is going to say it......
>Ole's at the wheel

that's like a tottenham fan quitting at halftime
stick through it

I didn't know sea lions were souf fans

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Yes it is

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Based, birds are pretty reddit desu senpai

rude

losing my shit at this. had no idea the lads could move like this

jesus, swans and geese are such fucking assholes

Thot btfo

swans suck ass, they almost drowned a kid near me a few years ago. non native menace

I hate chinks so much

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>mod shows up to a bro culture thread

How can fishbois even compete

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> Kawhi Leonard running past the 76ers defense

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>pupsicles

What the fuck is that ?

Is that because there are snakes there or?

france's new midfield maestro

Average Brazilian

the future whiteboi

homo brasiu

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feed da good boy

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Fuck off cody skidmark

I, personally, as a human, and as a male (although I'm a woman) would prefer 3 years of running free w/genitals intact and die fighting in an arena, than to be castrated and led into a slaughterhouse, fearful & out of control, and have a bolt shot thru my brain. Bullfighting seems barbaric to many people, but I think its a death w/dignity compared to the normal way we treat cattle in factory farms.

girl (male)

this is a sport so they must be an athlete

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Jaime pull up that video

A few seconds before...Mrs. Moose: "Honey, I'm pregnant with triplets."

subhuman cunts

would kill every single one of them there if i had the chance

Neymoose, that diving son of a bitch.

Watch out we got an internet badass

i will kill you too you pathetic incel

killing jungle commies would make anyone humble and happy

Extremely high quality posts

Its because everytime we go to the station we buy gum and all the friends know it so they chase us

Nobody wins.
Shit sport, cant bet on it.

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Have sex incel.

When I was a kid I watched jurassic park and my grandparents had a lot of chickens.
After watching them carefully, I deduced that they're the most similar to dinosaurs, so I told my classmates. They all laughed at me but who's laughing now?

wah? its comeback season, fucking watch it all the way!

Why are chinese people like this

bitch be GONE

Nobody's laughing now. None of them even remember you.

lmao

What is this?

some one show this to Joe "gorilla can kill a bear" Rogan

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YOU JUST KNOW

GOAT SPORT

Hippos are mean motherfuckers, they kill more tourists in Africa than all other animals combined

>porxyposting on a trip
Why?

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thats just disrespectful

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>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop

I've seen bull fighting many times but I find this very disturbing.

this same scene played out 65 million years ago

any kinos for this feel bros?

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chickens are savages. If one of them bleeds or shows signs of weakness then they all gang up on it and kill it.

omg. im afraid of my own cat now.

so chicks are the chinks of the animal kingdom?

>get away from me ho

I'm planning on raising chickens tbqh
It'd be a comfy life if I can live in a cabin innawoods and raise chickens with my qt wife (tho most likely I will en dup doing it alone until I die because forever alone ugly fag)

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Don't forget the cayotees and chupacabras breaking in and eating them

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Draymond guarding Harden

>SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

That's bullshit. Chickens do end up killing each other but only in the giant factories where they have no personal space, no sunlight and start tripping balls.

He cute

the new ufc heavy wight champion

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