/hoc/

>tfw your a based NH hill billy and a based Bruins fan.

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>Carolina gets first goal on a rigged penalty
>complains about anything else after
yikes

I'm not saying that Carolina wasn't going to blow that game anyway, but is anybody genuinely willing to argue that the one penalty everyone keeps going on about WASN'T refpuck?

>no friday night hockey
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 more wins bros

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>*

absolutely classless

OMG DUDE did you see the REFS take that game away from the canes? Caniacs like me know those calls were bs. I bet that meany don cherry had something to do with this.

-Posted from my switch

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>he doesn't understand the concept of momentum

how tf are the refs going to call the refpuckc up between the shorks and ruins lads?

GAAAAAAAARRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>-Posted from my switch
kek

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I don't think he actually understands anything hockey-related.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0XR3JM32mI6
>neenau neenauraedurrr
Why are sunbelters so subhuman?

The boarding on Staal and the elbow by Hamilton were easy calls. Refs also missed an obvious high stick by Carolina on Pastrnak. Relocanes and Bruins haters need to simmer down a bit

Can't believe we have to wait another 40 hours for more hockey lads....

Bad refs are just bad. Kuraly got fucked over for shoving a dude up high. If that was a "punch", every play in front of the net has 20. Refs couldn't get out of the way of either team tonight. One tripped Pastrnak on a good chance and another kept the puck in and took out a canes player at one point. Did it a couple of times behind the Bruin's net, too. Didn't call a slew foot on the canes, either. It was ugly.

I guess the refs are deciding the finals, the bruins v the sharks

I missed most of this game working feels bad man

i'm not hating any team, what i hate is refs ruining what should be a good series

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no other games on, no late games to watch, I wish there was a Women's league playoffs I could watch.

>Bruins win 5-2
>in a game without Charlie McAvoy, their #1 dman

uhhhh fucking lmao

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cry more you laffs pajeet

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Connor "Tony" Clifton

Nice pic of a sharks fan

can't wait to see what marginal call causes /hoc/ to have a collective aneurysm on Saturday night

oh wow i had no idea the bruins won game 1 you obese retard

stay scared m8

>no hockey tomorrow
GAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I'm sorry, but did the Hurricanes already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 0-1. Does not having the lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the series is still on? The Hurricanes are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a home game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Hurricanes are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went 52-22-0 in 2006 and would of swept in the Stanley Cup Final if the goalie didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Hurricanes win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Bruins just lost their best player, Chara, in game one just like the Caps did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Hurricanes topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

The NBA is going to hire 50% female refs and coaches going forward now. Why is the NHL so backwards in comparison?

SEETHE and COPE sweaty, SEETHE and COPE

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I'm turning this shit off. Can't kill pp's with refs kicking pucks in our zone, phantom calls, and MAJOR missed calls. I guess we just go 0-2 in Boston and hope for the best at PNC.

You should probably watch the games then

>the absolute state of a grown man who calls himself dougie

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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

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DOUGIE
DOUGIE
DOUGIE
YOU SUCK

Does this mean that the NBA players will continue to treat the referees with the utmost of disrespect?

>overrated shit injured himself in practice for Canada

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How is refpuck real like just kill the penalty lol not like the ref went up to the timekeeper box and said give bawston 2 goals lol

>bruins
Anyone that says the jersey doesn't matter deserves to get fucked by the bruins.

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>relocanes first goal is entirely refpuck
>have the audacity to cry later
boiling reddit hillbillies

For me it's not watching and just shitposting all day while enjoying the convenience of bracketnon's brackets then watching the highlights

You are now aware the the Toronto Maple Leafs are going to have $30 million dollars locked up in 3 players who have yet to prove themselves and get past the first round of the playoffs

Audible kek erry time

did they pay marner

they will be

Not yet so it’s going to end up being $40,000,000 for 4 twinks and busts

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>McAvoy will be back for Game 2, having gotten an extra 2 days of rest
absolutely based
id lay down some money on a bet that he scores next game

Did Dougie get under your skin Z?
>He didn't

I miss the scar man

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He’s in all of our hearts (and butts)

compact fluorescent light?

You /blue bombers/ lad?

>Zdeno Chara was asked a question about Dougie Hamilton trying to get under his skin and he shut off the question before it was even finished: “He didn’t get under my skin” He repeated it for emphasis. Tread lightly, Dougie
>Zdeno Chara was asked a question about Dougie Hamilton trying to get under his skin and he shut off the question before it was even finished: “He didn’t get under my skin” He repeated it for emphasis. Tread lightly, Dougie
>Zdeno Chara was asked a question about Dougie Hamilton trying to get under his skin and he shut off the question before it was even finished: “He didn’t get under my skin” He repeated it for emphasis. Tread lightly, Dougie

imagine getting triggered by an accent that's different from yours

Tread lightly m8

Based Z gonna rip dougie's heart out on live TV

imagine speaking like a retarded ape

goodnight pusys

I BET YOU'RE JUST AS MAD AS I WAS WHEN THE REFS GAVE THE STUPID SHARKS THE SERIES WIN! >:0

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What a fag

SOON

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YEE HAW MY HICK FUREND

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Can someone use that font to make me a Xheattle Dickgirls image

the lads

i'll tell ya hwhat

>being a cringe hill billy incel who doesn't have sex
>in 2019

imagine thinking that poking the mega grizzly is a good idea

skoda cup today, boys1 I am hyped!

link me up

How are your lads looking breadlad?

why is /hoc/ dead? it's only 5:52 PM..

looking fine, big hopes for this year.

Shall be supporting based Latvia in skoda

I know I said I hate hockey and I hate all of you and you're all faggots but Im not done here yet. I need help. What's the anime I started to watch last fall? I only watched the first episode. It has a girl that transfers to school on a island and when she makes out with another chick and cums she turns into a gun or something and they fight two girls on a beach then they fight two more and one of the other girls turns into a sword I think and their classmates bet on the fight
GO JETS GO

No sunbelt allowed. Fuck off we're full

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what's up with this scheduling? no Friday night hockey in the middle of the playoffs? this upsets me greatly especially as the ecf has already started.

Spoiler alert faggots. Boston wins cementing Rask as eternally more GOAT than Bitch ThomAss

Laine 2019-20 Richard winner btw

_______________ and ___________________ : goes together like peanut butter and jelly.

Jets ------- 2020 21 22 23 Stanley Cups

sorry bout your leafs Steve.

Finns and bins

Sam’s face and my fist

Bergeron and Marchand :)

I'm UnFazed ya ya
I'm UnFazed ya ya
I'm UnFazed ya ya

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>rags
>laffs

Finland's team is fucking stupid crank. Through the roof. Unreal stupid gnarly shit. World Champions imo, regardless of the outcome

I'm a nigger btw so if I get banned it's because hockey has a culture of systematic racism.

California and New England

Go back to Africa

of the sand variety?

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Sunbelt and natural disasters (God's way of punishing them for rampant homosexuality and drug abuse)

nah politics is the only similarity.

>Bostonians are assholes
I can't believe this is still news to people?

Someone give me attention haha :)

...

hi bb

why does it seem like everybody is complaining about refereeing a lot more this year compared to previous years? people have always shit on referees every year, just seems a lot more so far this year.

Lads the curling is on

I did more good for the forum in 11 months than the rest of you have combined for the entirety of your pitiful lives combined all fucking combined and I did it honestly. Just getting fucked up in the dark listening to meek mill and not even watching hockey. Respect me

easiest way to shift blame

Thanks shout out brotha thanks for the love

Think I'm gonna smoke a swisher when I get off work tomorrow and post gay porn til I get banned again haha that would be fucking crank
GO JETS

Fools. My posts are ALWAYS top quality while your posts leave a lot to be desired, if I can be quite frank with you lads.

Because more underdogs have been winning. Also some of the fuckups have been high profile, where previous years it was usually minor shit.

>no hockey tomorrow

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me on the top of the mountain

it's always like this desu but some particularity gay fan bases have made it farther this year so it feels more constant

Cricket and big brains

Boston is a dirty ass team man. How can anybody support that shitty team? And there is no place in hockey for 7 foot tall snow niggers. None.

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the final 40 games of the regular season or the first playoff series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Joe Thornton and Erik Karlsson, the Sharks were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Vegas.

I unleashed my fury against the St Louis Blues, scoring 5 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating the Bruins in 6 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those games. That decision made my career.

-Joonas Donskoi, reflecting on his career in 2048.

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Man. Id come here to see if whatever it was that happened got reversed most nights since I've spent a ton of the past couple months messed up and I'd get bored or just forget that I was banned. And every fucking time. Theres no alpha top dog slayer around when I'm gone. You all turn into faggot fucking yippie pussies. NOT NOW. CHEETAHS BACK.
WE GON WHACK YOUR DOG ABOUT THAT CASH HUH BRR

B U T W H Y ?
U
T
W
H
Y
?

Wish y'all a happy skoda cup, please be kind to >us, we have autism

might actually watch the worlds this year with these shit series lads

worst teams in history power rankings:
1. >rags
2. >laffs

How’s your nana’s marinara?

which team(s) have you already forgotten about?
>jest

Am I the only alpha watching curling?

My dick and your ass

Gonna get some sleep lads

Dreams of /cric/ await you

Dreamt about /cric/ last night and woke up hard as diamonds desu

Hot

fuck my ass

Hot

>/hoc/

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Could use a bedtime hockey story

>bostonwinslol
>dead thread
>dead sport

Ontce upon a time jets won for cup :)

One time the >laffs signed John Tavares when he was know to be overrated shit and they lost in round 1

Once upon a time there was a king with no ring

and then what happened next, user?

"Nothing in this league makes sense."

Mario Lemieux spoke those words after watching a tearful Wayne Gretzky accept the 1989 Hart Trophy, his ninth league MVP. Lemieux, the 1988 Hart winner, had dominated Gretzky in the scoring race and had led his Pittsburgh Penguins to a franchise-best 40 wins and their first playoff appearance in six seasons. It wasn't enough. Lemieux finished a distant second in the Hart voting, He was left off two ballots entirely.

The 1989 Hart Trophy is a travesty. It's not a travesty because Lemieux got robbed or because Gretzky added a fraudulent award to his legendary resume. It's not a travesty because voters made a mockery of the process and denigrated the sport. It's a travesty because this one foolish, illogical moment diminished a historic confrontation and helped perpetuate a fallacy that continues to this day.

The NHL has a proud tradition of tarnishing the Hart Trophy and its other post-season awards through Canadian jingoism, blatant favoritism, and downright stupidity. In 1954, Chicago goaltender Al Rollins won the Hart for posting a 12-47-7 record with the lowly Blackhawks. One year later, in 1955, Teeder Kennedy won the Hart as a glorified career achievement award while scoring a whopping 10 goals for a mediocre 24-24-22 Toronto squad. Mark Messier claimed the 1990 Hart Trophy thanks to 10 western hockey writers banding together and leaving Ray Bourque off their ballots. Had just three of those pitiful protesters tossed Bourque a third-place vote, the Boston Bruins would have two Hart-winning defensemen.

The 1989 Hart debacle stands alone, its colossal significance becoming more apparent each passing year as scoring plummets and the game's beauty erodes beneath suffocating defensive structures and swollen goaltending equipment. But there was a time when hockey was about speed, skill, and creativity, a time when teams actually tried to score goals, not devise excruciatingly dull ways to prevent them.

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Business idea: /hoc/ except we discuss cricket instead

Shorks over >broons in the greatest 7 game sweep Stan Lee Cup of all time!

some bedtime reading about good 'ol Pierre's short stint as a head coach. It goes just about how you'd expect it to

courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-1994-05-21-9405210429-story.html

there was once a guy with several more life experiences than all of /hoc/ combined that jumped of a boat in the middle of the ocean

what's your go to when there's no wickets to use? trash can for me.

The >laffs extended twink marner’s contract further crippling their limited cap space *pats your head*

The Bruins won da stanleec up

based

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>first day without hockey since the playoffs started

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A P O L O G I Z E

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ICY ICY ICY BABY DRIP ALL ON ME WATCH ME WHEN I MOVE

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that was a really nice story user. Good night

For what?

Hope your keeping a seat warm for me when Canada GT20 starts again boyo

Once upon a time there live an ice hockey player, who has a girlfriend named Marry (a.k.a. Snow White), whose whole life is devoted to her goal of never being able to play hockey again. They both live for her father's ice-hockey team -- the Snow White Ice Hockey Club. But as time go upon, Snow White's girlfriend has developed a taste for ice hockey, and is able to pass the puck to her friends, who then take their turn skating the ice. Once upon a time she played hockey, but she lost her virginity to Snow White during practice. After years of practice, she and Snow White share their first kiss on ice at the age of 11; although this moment of intimacy happens in time-travel to become a symbol of everything that is important to Snow White.

THE FOLLOWING IS A LIVE PRESENTATION OF CBC SPORTS IN HIGH DEFINITION

hockey is for north america

NORTH america
not SOUTH america aka hick country

Americans north of the Mason-Dixon Line and east of the Mississippi

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/hoc/: can u skate?
/cric/: no
/hoc/: then a dog is better den u because it skates
/cric/: can u skate?
/hoc/: YES!
/cric/: then whats the difference between u&dog?

/hoc/ish SHOCKED /cric/ ROCKS!

/hoc/isher: y all u /cric/kers differ in colors look we r all white
/cric/: horses r in different colors but donkeys are all the same

SEND 2 ALL /cric/BROS!!

Tag yourself. I'm cool continental subarctic (DFC)

Weather is cool

For me, it's gotta be the warm oceanic climate / humid subtropical climate (cfa).

I’ve never felt more blown the fuck out

92661926
/hoc/ card revoked

For me, it's the temperate oceanic climate (cfb)

RIP Sharks

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>maroon 5
>rock
What did this guy mean by this when he made it?

For me it's the cool continental climate/subarctic climate (dwc)

y NHL hav bad ref?

IDK some guy on instagram who makes hockey comics. Apparently he's been making cartoons since 1993.

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WARM DESERT CLIMATE (BWH) FOR ME

was replying to this guy my bad

>He isn't yote

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Guys I need one more (You) before I’m allowed to go to bed. Please.

no

@92662078

So close :^)

night night

I'm all out of (You)s. Spent them all replying to all the posts crying about refs.

Stay awake forever, user. Never leave us.

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starting to think this is a trick and (you)s have nothing to do with sleep at all

Arizona gets a pass
N*vada desert rats and their Rusty Peons need to be eliminated

Haha I’ve been drinking so much I’m now wide awake instead of tired haha jokes on you

Look at that crop job.. baka.

This seems inaccurate, Patrick Maroon doesn't know how to read

GARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY YOURE SUPPOSED TO LET US CLUTCH AND GRAB AND DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO THE BRUINS NONONONONONO THIS IS RIGGED

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W T F ya bloody wog

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
FIRE
*throws peanuts on the ice*
WE SALUTE YOU

i wish i was hugging a doggo

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cric/ I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and /hoc/ are meming
And we just can't find the sound
Just a few more shitposts
And I'll be right home to poo
I think I hear /hoc/ meming
Oh /cric/ what can I do
/cric/ what can I do

is ass eating a sport?

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Listening to Jim Croce lads

lol

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...

Reading the latest Vice article on hcokey.

>vice
Go be gay elsewhere hockey is NOT for everyone

cringe

what is it about?

Donald Trump probably

>St.Louis
>Somehow based
He truly is the exception that proves the rule.

Too many white cunts in hockey. Need a subcontinent influence in this sport

not very good representation of all races, genders, sexual orientations, and religions in hockey. shame

Need more Finasteride hockey fans

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Here m8
youtu.be/4RBtw01TZfo

Me too

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Hyvää huomenta! What an enjoyable game it was.

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canuckistan will be HEEMED tonight, cap this post.

trips confirm

>finn flags
time to leave

oh lawd

One more for tonight

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>Ottawa Senators: I'm looking here
>Sens players:

Oh the truth

Why is Rous so elite

go to bed, jake

it's kinda funny how outside of /hoc/ everyone wants the canes to win because they're underdogs and hate boston, but in /hoc/ it's pretty much the reverse

Used to be indifferent to the Canes until randy

if i weren't on /hoc/ i'd probably have a positive opinion of canes fans as well

Relocanes posters are probably the worst people to post on /hoc/ at this point.

underdogs winning have given us these shit ploffs and shant be rooting for any underdog ever again

>positive opinion of canes outside of /hoc/
they're getting shat on in twitter because they're all bandwagoners

I'd rather be dealing Perds anime posters again, to be hon.

that’s a blatant lie and you know it

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if it was against boston? definitely

fuckkk boston

I've been on the case of stanley cup playoff favoritism for years. in 1999 I assembled a team of elite video review personnel to find out of Brett Hull's foot was in the crease, sadly the NHL assassinated them one by one and we had to go underground. I resurfaced in 2004 for the Calgary Flames, but my agency was discredited and deemed an international terrorist group. We had to go underground once again but now that I have been granted asylum in Nauru I can finally come forward with what I believe to be a erroneous roughing penalty on Hamilton. I have been examining frames and pixels for the last 4 hours and I believe there is something the NHL is trying to hide from us. What could it be? I'm not sure, but this is most likely deep state workings, and if they knew what I have discovered they would probably do with me what they did with Michael Hastings. I haven't finalized my report yet, but when I do I plan to bring the truth forward. Those in power that seek to cloud the truth from us must be brought to justice.

faggot

with finns you win

With Finns you get let down at the most inopportune times

Thoughts?

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i agree

looks good to me

canucks are shitposters

K*ppers is gone though

t. k******

I AM NOT FUCKING KIPPERS

shouldn't you be out earning ticket cash, k*pp*rs?

FUUCCCK OFFFFF

kek i chased kippers out by constantly calling him a casual in the gamethreads. it got him BOILING

switch sharks and vegas and it's perfect

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>vegass
>not the shittiest of the shit
bur

Did I ever tell you the Tragedy of King Henrik the Swede?

Not after these playoffs

night buds

Why are the refs fixing games 7’s for the shorks?

Ladies and gentlemen, your IIHF 2019 Ice Hockey World Champions.

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National Hockey Entertainment HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
whoever said that in the gamethread last night, I love you.

Denmark?

What should I make for dinner?

>no one cares about iihf.

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This is it people. This is the deepest team we’ve ever had. This is the most talented team we’ve ever had. We’re the best team remaining in the playoffs and this is the clearest path to the cup we’ve ever had.

We’ve got Captain America. We’ve got a Ninja Turtle. We’ve got raging Joners and a juicy Cooch. Weve got lifestyle beards. We’ve got playoff pups.

Let’s do it for Jumbo. Lets do it for DW. Let’s do it for Simeks knee, for Pavs’ head and Karlssons’ groin. Let’s do it for Eva. Let’s do it for Marleau.

Fuck Vegas. Fuck LA. Fuck the Ducks. Colorado, you’re alright. Fuck the Refs. Fuck the haters. Fuck the past. Fuck the hockey gods.

WE ARE SHARKS and there’s blood in the water. Let’s fucking get it.

if he had included fuck the police it might've been remotely amusing

what time does canada play lads?

>refs cheated san jose another game 7

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>Fuck the Refs
literally what did he mean by this?
i'm expecting the universe to collapse on itself when the conundrum of double refpuck disproves quantum physics during the sharks/bruins series

Barbeque åland

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

lets go broncos lets go

Based Rask winning one for the land!

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Kreider-miKa zibanejad-Kakko
is everyone ready for the KKK-line?

>bruins sweep
>then get swept completing the sweep cycle

How do we fix the refs? Most of the series have had absolutely dog shit officiating.

Is the solution to make it possible to challenge penalties? Or, do you replace the human refs with an AI (that has been coded to dislike Canadian teams). Replacing the current refs with dogs or autistic children would also improve the refereeing I reckon.

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the officiating has LITERALLY been nothinf out of the ordinary. lots of casuals are simply assblasted because they don't unserstand what is/isn't a penulty and their shit teams inability to kill off penulties. just think about which fanbases are crying the most about refs (hill billys)

Memes and bias aside, were the refs really all that terrible in the game last night?
There has been flukes this playoff, no doubt, but nothing extreme? (possibly the last Sharks v VGK game was a little extreme..)

kippers never really left, and now shitposters with other identifiers

I wish I could :/

They had some real shit calls (first one on Kuraly for a simple punch, the “interference” by Hamilton) but altogether they were no less nor no more shitty than they usually are.

>real shit calls
>no more shitty than they usually are
Do you not see a problem here?

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call for Boston - rigged, Garypuck, fuck this sport I started watching this year
call against Boston - LMAO BOMBSTON BTFO BASED REFS

The penalties against Carolina in the 3rd last night were their own doing and very avoidable, but because a Boston team benefited and the losing team has uneducated fans and brainlet /hoc/ bandwagoners who just want to see the Bruins lose they're going to seethe at everything. I think back to the clinching game against the tedditors and how hill billys were crying refpuck even though Columbus had 4 power plays to Boston's 1, they just wanted an unwarranted 5 minute major on McAvoy because their team was playing like shit and wanted a bailout

can you name a league or tournament that isnt plauged by questionable officiating?
its the nature of the fast paced gameplay

Ya, a few standouts bad ones aren’t any different from the usual.
Theres usually a few standout bad calls every night, with the rest being either correct or borderline. A typical NHL reffing night.

If the game is too fast for the refs to call competently, then clearly there needs to be a solution

yeah it called not being a giant baby about it

>hurr durr we have always eaten shit so we should continue doing it

what is your solution?

Replace the refs with autistic /hoc/ posters

fund it

robot refs! xddddd

ro..ro-bot refs didelidididu

ROBON REFDS XDDDDDDD

broons tbqh

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>4 unanswered goals in the final period

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baserat

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bombston in 5

there were a dozen dogshit calls and a million even worse no-calls

either way as mad as I am about that second PP in a row, I'm far more upset at dougie for being a dipshit and causing it to happen in the first place

Granlund - Greenland - Raanlunti
Sieppi - Supportive

The first field is clear if there are no clashes. Some of the three Greenlanders take the reel to the blade and go to the finish line.
At the bottom, Sieppi keeps Ranelund happy and Tuksu interferes with the opponent's game.

Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä
Pitkämäki - Räty

The other one is a little bit trickier. I would like to go with such a thing that Litti throws to go to the finish, and Myllylä lands them in their best.
Evila xyeetilee for journalists and background support comes from Tero and Sepo who whip up the spears into the opponent's neck.

Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen
Kummola - Suhonen

In the third column, the keyword is at a pace. The only idea is not to be able to rotate, but to rotate around the field at such a speed,
that the opponent does not stay behind. Provides an important rest time for the first two chains and tiring opponents.
A pair of packs Ape drinks red wine and ponders philosophically and Kale raises prices.

Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho

The four-field is, as you might guess, a huge track that is based on a tough physical game.
Especially Halme and Tauski are in a level physical game that fears their opponents. The atmosphere of horror is a key word.
The champion again argues the opponents with tricky facts, so the opponent in the foursome does not shy away from physical or mental violence.

The goalkeeper is Pasi Nurminen, who drinks liquor and drives the bus to the ice stadium wall.

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Just imagine the shitstorm

Is this the thread where i can shitpost about skoda cup?

>I'm far more upset at dougie for being a dipshit
shouldn't be surprising after what he pulled with ovechkin (if his weasely-ness wasn't already obvious before that).

yes, and while you're at it feel free to shitpost about the iihf wc and the nhl playoffs

72 Thomas Chabot - 62 Brandon Montour
25 Darnell Nurse - 28 Damon Severson
27 Shea Theodore - 51 Troy Stecher

Can they stop Kappo?

based reasonable canesfag

No. Only the best NHL defensemen could hope to stop the best first overall since Lemieux

fabbro isnt starting?
jesus the preds d development has gone down hill

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It's ridiculous how big this niche tournament is in binland. I wouldn't be suprised if some people have sent death threats to our nhl players for not coming

>niche
skoda cup>olympics>stan lee and you know it

>death threats to our nhl players for not coming
Would be warranted tbph

Fukcking selfish cunts

Post yfw da broons win da stanleec up

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enough! pls no more boston championships

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Who gives a fuck about fucking Stanmeme cup anyway

The droughts gotta end sometime lad

/iihf/ here lads

Meme thread for a meme tournament

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you are invited my friend

I sleep

It's the tournament with the best teams and best players...and Finland has won it twice

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>meme country wins meme tournaments
Colour me surprised

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Bourque dubs decided

Why don't they have any hair on their chests? Do they shave or is that how they naturally look?

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is there a hockeydabeast stream

why are both teams using away jerseys?

VAPISE KANADA

KAKKAAAAAAAAAA

Mertsi stream where

Kaako Kakko confirmed 1st pick

Best 1st overall since Lemieux

>these faggots slandering >our trudeau
grim

youtube.com/watch?v=gnGrILzhIDQ

Poor jackets

>linking reddit-tree
disgusting

based mark stone and shea theodore with the assists
based elite goal scorer jonathan marchessault
based golden knights singlehandedly carrying team canada

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>the only way vgk can be relevant is by watching their players win on team canada
P O T T E R Y

Nobody is relevant these playoffs

t. ass devastated vegass resident

Says a leaf lmao

im not the one crying that the teams left in the playoffs are irrelevant
LMAO

You have never seen your team make an scf in your own national sport!

islanders would have bootyblasted the bruins

i was quite alive in 2011 retardo

>pretends to be a cucks fan just to make a point
Now this is desperation.

Even if true they are sitting right next to the sens in relevancy. Grim situation m8

every canadian team except the laffs have made the scf since 1992
so either u think im a laffer or that im under 27
in both instances you're wrong but you dont care about being right

you remain a fan of a ZERO (0) CUP franchise either way :)

reminder vegas is a cuplet franchise and they are forever a shit franchise :^)

based canuck btfoing a seething s*nbelter

Ahh yes. I loved the Winnipeg Jets Stanley cup final apperance.

>needs to pull 30 of years of history to even stand up in any way to a 2 year team
It’s just embarrassing lad

should we review 102 years of nhl history together and count the amount of cups the vegas golden knights have won?

and will vegas make the finals again? lol no. enjoy no prospects lol

list of stanley cups won by the vegas golden knights
1940: 0
1941: 0
1942: 0
1943: 0
1944: 0
1945: 0
1946: 0
1947: 0
1948: 0
1949: 0
1950: 0
1951: 0
1952: 0
1953: 0
1954: 0
1955: 0
1956: 0
1957: 0
1958: 0
1959: 0
1960: 0
1961: 0
1962: 0
1963: 0
1964: 0
1965: 0
1966: 0
1967: 0
1968: 0
1969: 0
1970: 0
1971: 0
1972: 0
1973: 0
1974: 0
1975: 0
1976: 0
1977: 0
1978: 0
1979: 0
1980: 0
1981: 0
1982: 0
1983: 0
1984: 0
1985: 0
1986: 0
1987: 0
1988: 0
1989: 0
1990: 0
1991: 0
1992: 0
1993: 0
1994: 0
1995: 0
1996: 0
1997: 0
1998: 0
1999: 0
2000: 0
2001: 0
2002: 0
2003: 0
2004: no cup awarded
2005: 0
2006: 0
2007: 0
2008: 0
2009: 0
2010: 0
2011: 0
2012: 0
2013: 0
2014: 0
2015: 0
2016: 0
2017: 0
2018: 0
2019: 0

>traded for the same players that made Habs and Sens irrelevant
Oh no no no ahahahahahaha

>2004
>no cup awarded

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cont:
list of stanley cups won by the vegas golden knights
1917: 0
1918: 0
1919: no cup awarded
1920: 0
1921: 0
1922: 0
1923: 0
1924: 0
1925: 0
1926: 0
1927: 0
1928: 0
1929: 0
1930: 0
1931: 0
1932: 0
1933: 0
1934: 0
1935: 0
1936: 0
1937: 0
1938: 0
1939: 0

Hey apologize

good point
2004: 0
2005*: no cup awared

absolutely based

>pay that irrelevant player 9.5 mil for 8 years despite him never once breaking 30 goals as a winger

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Imagine being this bothered.

The state of frustrated cumcucks fans I suppose

cope

>best player and starting goalie is a 34 year old choking frog

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>a two year team has not won a cup yet
Yes I’m coping at the failure

>yet
vegass cant even replicate the bloos level of "success"

>a 2 year team is already about to enter caphell

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>zero prospects in existence
loving every laugh

You made it close to getting in the playoffs this year little guy. Maybe next year sweety :). I guess that’s why this 2 year team bothers you so much. Were that close to overtaking the knights in standings for a round one showing. So bothered that you sperg out for no reason on a guy that’s happy that his knights were doing well in the IIHF

cope :)

twitter.com/TSN_Sports/status/1126856673849638912

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>marchy on the ice for the GA
kek

Vegas is the worst fanbase on /hoc/. Even chiraq and bombston are more tolerable

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based on what

thanks buddy
he spergs over them every almost morning

Based on how fucking annoying you fuckers are. Cry me a god damn river

this delusion

>you fuckers
>you
>anyone who talks about anything ever must be one of them
based
fucking
retard

>and bombston are more tolerable
don't mind me, I'm just here to shit on the laffs.

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this hypocrisy

>annoying
So it's a personal problem?

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Thanks for beating toronto at least. Fuck tavares for the spineless faggot he is

Then who are you a fan of faggot?

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>the only canadian networth with the rights to broadcast the nba isnt allowed to promote the only canadian team left in the playoffs
lmao burgers are getting desperate

Figures golden knights fans would like the slag from NV that literally cucks you

>the only canadian networth
... network?

yeah its a typo, the meaning was still there

>wake up
>hoc is talking about the knights again
don’t you guys ever get bored?

veronicafags get the rope

>wake up
>try and cheer for >your team
>get shit on
>proceed to pretend everyone is just obsessed
zéro tasse

h-he started it.

Nope.
I actually like Vegas, even though they're not >my team.

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Are there any franchises that don't get shit on?

no one talks about the wild

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For good reason.

fuck off randy

>they claim 3rd best girl in FONV
Grim

canes are reddit

People don't talk shit about the flames often.

People also don't make fun of the yotes often, but that might because it's not worth making jokes about a franchise that is already a joke.

flamgays have a single fan here

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>a literal incest baby lesbo
>a giant negroid mutant grandma
Am I missing something here?

Yotes are cute
Kitties are cute

They don’t get in anybodies way and make people mad. They’re just cute

>They don’t get in anybodies way and make people mad.
both teams are complete leeches on the league and would not exist if not for gary's sunbelt socialism program
its disgusting really

>theres only 3 girls in all of FONV
I think we're done here cuckold

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I don't like either, precious lifelong

>won't even state his new vegas waifu
>probably won't state what nhl team he cheers for either
Yah I guess we are done here beta bitch

You never asked who either of those were. Keep seething veronicafag

Who is best girl and what is your team?
Also not a veronicafag so keep crying.

Sens are more of a burden than any sunbelt team

>finally get home
>check the score
>finland 2 - canada 1 in the 3rd period

canada what the fuck are you doing this is our liiga team for crying out loud..

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objectively false
>inb4 the jests are a burden
the only team with double digit revenue on this list

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Canada doesn't care about ice hockey anymore.

operating income* not revenue

What a waste of a 15 dollar bag of peanuts

Känädä is going to owe me 20€ for this bullshit.

what went wrong?

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no defense
no depth

played a deeper, more experienced team

Answer me you faggot

they are just getting our hopes up by beating canada and then losing to everyone else

Cope

salty nuts

Canucks where are you? Are you hiding in this thread?

The knights have literally never missed the playoffs. You can't say that about your team.

really? why cant it just be a repeat of the 2019 world jrs?

KRAAAAAAAPO KAKKKO

the team i cheer for has never allowed 4 goals on a single penalty but you dont seem me bragging about

Can’t argue with the facts!

>true alpha

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kaapo kakka desu

>26 years
>loses to liiga team
lmao

/myteam/ has a higher Stanley cup win % than Vegas though

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE TORILLA TAVATAAN KAKKA KAAPO :DDD

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>kanada

Kaapo fucking Kakko desu

the only way canada's national team would suck more is if they had tavares on roster

whoa

>THE STATE OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF NORTHERN AMERICA

HAHAHAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHWHWHQHQHQHSHDVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHH

We have fucking D-tier squad and still you cant beat us lmao blown the fuck out HAHA

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What tournament did we lose in now?

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KAAPO NO

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>We have fucking D-tier squad and still you cant beat us lmao blown the fuck out HAHA
what makes you think canada has anything but a z-tier squad out there?

No

Post more cute bats

I mean you gotta look at some of those goals and just laugh

Liiga > NHL

Are bats a /hoc/ approved animal?

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imagine being some dumb yuro and sperging out over some third rate tournament every year

we have a starting defense consisting of a bunch of players that couldnt even make the playoffs

sounds pretty comfy desu

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Bats are the most dangerous and prolific disease vectors in the world and are a host to some of the most dangerous and untreatable diseases in existence.

nah Kakko just got lucky like Boeser

luck or not that was awful fucking defending from montour

You fucking tryhards brought squad full of NHL stars to this mickey mouse cup :D
We have none, and still you cant beat us that’s just embarrassing mate, you should be ashemed of your country rn desu

Theyre the finns of the animal kingdom?

>when you fuck up so bad they call up AHL players to replace you

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>bring out of full squad of playoff rejects that have never played together before
>lose
wowwie

That may be true.
But bats eat mosquitos.
Fuck mosquitos.

but it's literally worse than the world juniors and there are are literal kids playing in that.

>seething canadian coping again
wew

i learned from the best, vegas fangays

>having a game at noon
What is wrong with europe?

I think they're more like russians or asians in their capability to generate diseases. Finns are more autistic like koalas.

Imaging bringing a squad full of NHL superstars to this skoda cup that’s only rated by russians and still lose to Liiga players :D

why are you confusing the iihf wc with skoda cup?

>he rates round robin games
Typical of a country that never won olympic ice hockey gold.

>Jake Bean

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The next games are at 19:00Z and both at the same time. Gary would stagger this shit.

I hate the obsessed meme as much as anyone else mate, but you're embarrassing yourself by being this obsessed with them.
t. sharks fan

cope

>Not caring about hockey

Either a cowardly liar or a casual, unironically shame on you.

GARY YOU FUCKING KIKE WHERES HOKKEI??????

>i hate the obsessed meme
>but im going to use it anyways
t. seething vegass falseflagger

only watch gary sponsored competition desu nhl, stanley cup playoffs, world cup of hockey the list goes on

>caring about a substandard product
You are part of the problem

Unironically based and redpilled. FUCK the (((olympics) and FUCK the (((IHF)))

>Canadian B-tier NHL squad with some superstars here and there VS D-tier Liiga players
>Finland: scar
>Canada:

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>ywn have a cute pet bat
feels really bad bros

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soulless

>first finn projected to go number 1 in the upcoming nhl draft
>d-tier liiga
based self-deprecating fingol

mosquitos are annoying only the first day or so you're in boonies, after that you get used to being a pincushion and it doesn't itch

horse flies on the other hand, those fuckers need to get genocided

>watching a sub par product
but why? i feel the same way about people who watch mls or college basketball. makes no sense.

>mosquitos are annoying only the first day
Tell that to people with malaria or WNV.

canada seethe edition next

Yes but the diseases carried out by mosquitos are actually treatable unlike rabies, marburg or ebola which are all from bats.

Everything American is plastic and fake. Even their people are polite on the surface but pretentious and dishonest in reality.

why would you care about bats transmitting diseases, when its literally only africans dying of them

bats are >our guys

>muh sole
Soul is code for poor and boring

new

maybe the people you've met just hate finns. rightfully so desu

>relocanes thread
shall NOT

because it's fun, and there is only a few games anyway

who gives a shit about africa

not even africans care about africa

liking the color combos on this though

>every team I don't like has le epic soiboi fans meme