/cric/

Allah smiles on cricket today

Wish I owned some camels

find it amusing that all the foreign players are goating it up for SRH and all the indian players are trash

wish I owned large tracts of land full of oil

starting to think i should save up a few hundred thousand for when realistic genetic engineering becomes mainstream

...

based

Put it on CSK. The IPL is scripted for CSK and Mumbai, trust me.

give me a rundown on this

>Will Young continued his memorable series against the Australians with 111 in the third match, taking his series tally to 301

mix of future and past tenses here very poor

Will Young score a century?

Surely he deserves a call up

hes out for a year with a shoulder surgery after this series

Well clearly it's not affecting him, what's another two months in England going to do?

he cant throw with his dominant arm

ie hes useless in the field

put him in the slips

/cric/ but also really /hoc/ to be frank

this except without the /hoc/ part

daring, fresh, powerful, disruptive

...and thats a good thing

this but not at all

/crug/

this except the opposite

uninspired, pugnacious, narrow minded, incorrigible

and thats a bad thing

daring synthesis

This is the one

/hoc/ rocks, /cric/ sucks cock.

Athlean-X dropping red pills about how pointless high volume training us.

Based. Love that channel

unsure of this

sebbo hasn't weighed in recently

reckon he broke the scales last time

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Still looking for a weigh bridge.

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any cricket here? dont make me beg

yes mate

i was just in that thread on Yea Forums

you kiwis sure do move fast to steal gifs and post them on other boards

literally who

>steal

looking forward to the ashes

the ashes in england always make for very COMFY viewing

based

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What is that abomination

banitsa

yuck mate do you put your dutasteride in it ?

grim

I exclusively eat pub food

yes

My research has identified a correlation between banitsa consumption and balding in men in their 20s

please hand over all your data, methods, and conclusions for peer review

you two smell like absolute shit

Josh is off his meds again lads

literally who?

*farts in your face*

Not even going to give it an @ reply, let alone actual one.

So true

[x]smelly
[x[non white
[x]fat
[x]virgin
[x]seething
[x]shit and irrelevant at all sports

yep its real kiwihours

how did the interview go mate

So true

>mention /crug/
>Josh mentally dissociates into another personality and immediately stats seething again

Australia must be losing to NZ B again. The pozzies are already mad at us LMAO

He cannot stand seeing Australians and New Zealanders get along. In my experience nothing sets him off more than a /crug/ like concept.

going as a new zealander for halloween this year

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So true

KEK

tuning in to Ray William Johnson

love cricket
love rugby
love league
love divegrass

hate non whites

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I'm going as a member of the Australian light horse

Why did you post a picture of Steve Smith

>he genuinely thought that was a witty post

poo peelanders on sub 80 IQ watch

fuck up josh

just posted in /cric/

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Got 150 in one of those online IQ tests lads

tfw no Ivan's sister gf

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...

grim

imagine spending your friday night pretending to be four different posters

Morning lads

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imagine thinking anyone cares a out your narrative

looks a lot like my facial hair did circa 2013
buy a beard trimmer itll change your life

Having an awful beard is part of my current aesthetic, I’m trimming it for season 2

have sex

craving that cricket discussion

did you think about it logically today lads?

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Why is shaoib Akhtar so underrated when hes the greatest express bowler of the recent decades?

met up with a girl on tinder
knew she was a 3
turns out she was worse
couldn't even fuck her lads, had to bail

fuck i may be losing it

PEDs just like Amir

would be Southee tier otherwise

it's not awful just a bit unkempt, but if that is the look you are going for then godspeed

why does zachy keep posting when he has far bigger problems in life

So he would be GOAT tier?

anyone watched that Chernobyl show?

Wt the actual fuck is wrong with you. How do you think you look good inthat beard. Its too thin! Stop it! Why do you people have to cobform to the dirty neckbeard stereotypes when everyone thinks it looks shit.

sometimes you just need to slam the bushpigs mate

they call me bushpigbro for a reason

no but heard good things

this argument is so stupid
having a daughter ensures that her offspring will carry your genes whereas men can get cucked, and I don't really understand the insecurity about someone having sex with her, it's not like you're competing with them(or maybe the people who post this meme do see it that way, who knows)

think about it logically

you on the hunt tonight BPB?

on my way to the pub mate

keep us updated

cricketworldcupstore.com/stores/cwc/en/product/australia-retro-polo-shirt---yellow---mens/249962?categories=shop-by-team,australia
retro shirts back lads

Annoyed that the Worcestershire game isn't on Sky desu lads. Skipped toil precisely so I could watch it.

Good sauce tho

stop projecting kiwi nonce

might be sacrilege but I find worcestershire sauce just ok
good added to mince or on cheese on toast but otherwise I never use it

Why is zachy always so worked up? Is it the balding or the impotence?

thought about the /cric/ lads at work today

thinking about the slow death of /cric/ at work right now

never took to Worcestershire sauce

i like to call it wooshie sauce

filtering the kiwi flag of noncery

Zachey B laying down the law!

just one guy lad dont let it bother you

Seethey B

all sportsmen take PEDs

really don't like the way jofra archer has been crammed into the team so late in the day
really getting sick of the ECB setting these rules and guidelines and just throwing them in the bin whenever it's convenient
>you wont get picked for the test team if you aren't playing red ball cricket
lol jk in you go rashid
>you must complete a 7 year residency period if you weren't born here
lol jk in you go jofra my son

I just hate the ECB in general

mackerel and veg on the cards

to think the pakistan team was almost no more

I don't like seafood at all outside of crustaceans but I do like a bit of smoked mackerel

Noncey b you spastic

rewatching the highlights of the oye hoye cup lads

Fucking pagans

they’re starting to make the PCB look moral

CSK have reached final 6 times out of 9.

Reminder New Zealand is just a larger version of the Isle of Wight. Absolute grim country of nonces and devil worshippers

thats more true than you realise but not for the reasons you think

trust me I know exactly how true it is

so true

rate gf

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Have you been to new Zealand zachy

no I only visit poor countries

youtube.com/watch?v=04gdOfc4Rcw

who scotland v afghanistan here?

great production value

state of that camera angle
shan’t

and literally zero sound
i've seen village cricket with better production value

Imagine being such a nonce you use a proxy to have a conversation with yourself

Smithy on arc the at nine? he gone soon now

I wasn’t doing that though was i you nonce

Nonce's aren't allowed in.

Reckon zachy is in a Bulgarian nonce rehabilitation clinic but he's been lying to us

Fuck rugby league

What set of circumstances lead a Bulgarian to becoming a cricket fan?

Noncery

*challenges Madoka*

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I don't believe zachy is a nonce. all the british nonces go to live in SE asia

Seek help

so true
in Bulgaria they skin nonces alive

based
cringe

no bushpigs tonight

Back to the drawing board lad?

I think so mate

looks like you were right lad. Shouldve kept the fiver. Couldve spent it on these lads instead :

youtube.com/watch?v=6pyv9R5Pqqw

Worcestershire well and truly fucked in the arse today desu lads. Just one of those days, good luck to Somerset in the rest of the competition

just got home from toil

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>azhar ali taking 5 wickets
lmao kek

where's may

Jacinda is at the top