MARINERS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

IS THE NEW

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kys cuck

QUEEN OF THE THREAD

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Not too long now.

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A few days away

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why would the yankees acquire a fly ball pitcher when they have the short porch

>seattle redditors

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and we'll go to chelsea for the review

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Happ is garbage man

Let's see Cessa get another chance in a starting capacity. He's turning a corner

Who's going down then?

German or Voit

Tauchman is garbage, he needs to get the fuck off htis team

mariners genereal? 2nd in the AL west

I thought you meant injuries, if you're talking sent down to AAA then
is probably right.

when bird comes back from injury, i guess that's bye bye to urshela or thai estrada

god I cant stand paul oneil

Yeah I think he'll go down as well. At least they didn't have to bring back the chief

this is one of the most painful top of the first innings without a run scoring I've watched in a while.

do we have a time-table for paxton or is it gonna be a few months/years before we get an update

lol. bird is going to AAA.

bird deserves more Abs, you can't judge a man based on 2 weeks of mediocrity when he was KILLING it in the Grapefruit League

>that lineup

this guy might be the worst pitcher in the mlb jfc

>36 lineups in 37 games
that's brutal

Healy will take Crapp yard

And Gardner is still on the lineup

why cant gardner just get an injury already?

yankcucks

looks like a slow start

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just hold it together for once leake

Would have been a double play if that was Seager

how long is he out for again?

Say what you want but the guy is fucking resilient. He's obviously not the player he was 7 years ago and definitely past his prime.

I thought he was coming back this month

cool. honestly I tuned late in the season and thought he was traded for some reason

Mallex Smith for Maybin?

Just checked and he's eligible off the DL May 25 and is apparently almost fully fit so he's expected back then

Fuck off

watch where you're throwing yankees

hah we totally booped that guy
dee no-more-dan! hah!

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LmaoHue or Sanchez, who we killing boys?

>oh no the mariners pitcher hit me with his 80mph heat

Mariners are an embarrassing franchise

Should have drilled this fucker

Fucking scum Yankees

sounds pretty painful to me

chill out dude, sounds like you're overdosing on HRT

we have a roof though

get the lineup going edwin

come on santana

It's what they do. It's in their blood to play dirty. And yet still they have only 1 title since 2001

how many playoff appearances have the mariners have since 2001???

none but thats okay because the drought will end soon enough

Only the Mariners could score 10 runs then get no hit by Happ the next day

its always a roller coaster

just keep it close leake

just keep it going moore

need a spark haniger

big error

get him home edwin

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ottavino looks like michael ian black

>risp

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>memeiners

we're going to break through eventually. just watch

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why aren't you watching hockey right now

got to sit in legends seats last night. shit was sooo bougie

it's gay af

screw arod

a certain 3B couldn't make that play.. just sayin

I don't have a team

whats great about them? is it the location?

googled the legends seats and they look like suites from what I found. looks pretty comfy

Nice job Leake

Now lets score some runs

someone just get on base

just got home
mariners are fucking cheating niggers

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while kikuchi was being a dick by doing it so blatantly, I'm pretty sure paxton was using pine tar in his last start too

it's wasabi you racist pig

I was first row behind mariners dugout, every foul was thrown to kids near me. they have this dinner with expensive food and free drinks and a lounge and shit, its honestly not my thing at all I prefer the feel of the old stadium 100%

also i know ppl hate this but fantasy question, I have like no saves all year basically and I picked kimbrel in the draft so no help in sight, Would me giving away Syndegaard (selling low admittedly) for Brad Hand and Lorenzo Cain?

just not fast enough
I think my m's are pretty cool dudes

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Maybe if Happ used some he wouldn't have broken Dee's wrist you faggot

I've never played fantasy ball so I wouldn't want to give you bad advice

is it a H2H 5x5 league or points based?

Turning the game off in hopes that me not watching it will lead to a 9th inning where Seattle gets at least one guy on base. Odds are it's been me watching that's given them the power to hold the Yankees to just one run.

I know those feels

JP Crawford is the one coming up

Lol gg mariners all the Yankees gotta do is hit it 2nd

he need some milk

imagine having a fat old guy as a second basemen

we can still fix this m's

aww fuck

Sup kiwibro?

he's not a bro, he's been a faggot the past three nights

get the strike

t. yank

Just chilling, trying to put up with these horrendous Yankees fans

correct

dp pls

Jesus christ

same

how does a kiwi end up a baseball fan
also how does a kiwi end up an M's fan

godsplan.mp3

one more strike

I'm into a lot of sports, and am a sucker for punishment

FUCK

anduwho?

fuck

YOU JUST GOT URSH'D

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>Sad sack

Oh well we wouldn't have scored anyways

is .455 good?

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Last chance boys, lets make something happen.

did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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okay guy its just three runs. its totally doable

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chapped

chapman has never given up 3 runs in his entire career

May the gods bless you user. I respect your integity.

first time for everything

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stay in the game

SLAMTANA

no shut out for you cucks

Not a shutout!!!!!!!!!!

this kills the ERA

one down two to go

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YANKEES WIN! THEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!

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Fuck you Jew york

Well.. would you look at that

Worst fans of this season so far award goes to the Yankees

well at least it wasn't a shutout. we're on to boston

gg yanks

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>haha in your face we didnt get shutout

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Second'd

get shot in a mosque ahmed

get blown up in a building Mossad

Red Sox fans are the worst. We are bottom 3 though.

Go Yankees

does anyone have tickets they want to sell?