/bundes/

>me right now

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haha apu the duck :D

lol

3:0, Screenshot this

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

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i am so fucking scared of chelsea

gonna hit the bottle soon too ease the nerves and/or the pain

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>shh only dreams now

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>Scheise was is pasirt
I see

I don't know what's wrong with him but what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why the obsession with this disgusting fatty?

Whould somebody< please buy Boateng? Its only 50million. that's basically a bargain!

come to PSG

it's hot shit amongst zoomers, I don't know why. maybe it's their babbys first trip to the degenerate zoo, I got over that from lurking on Yea Forums around 12 years ago.

jz 1 eimer nudeln

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I am at work and it is so booooooriiiiing uuuuugh what to doooo

GJV to Adelaide United

contemplate l0f

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Is this what the average german looks like? Help me out, I've never been to Germany.

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Werder will still qualify for Europe.

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oh no no no

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nee

I just needed an excuse to post this image tobi alderweireld with you

is oge

Only one workday left before the weekend, you guys.

>being a wagecuck

What the fuck is wrong with austrian? Why are they always so angry?

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When did lena put on weight?

why is losing to wolfsburg even a thing?

>Die Querstange fehlt – auf Hannovers Straßen werden Radwege nur mit Damenrädern gekennzeichnet. Das gibt es nur in der niedersächsischen Landeshauptstadt, die diesbezüglich Vorreiterin in Sachen Geschlechtergerechtigkeit ist.
glad this shithouse is going down

Why can't >women use a bike with querstange?

they're clearly too stupid. wait that's sexist!

tackling the real issues once again I see, good for you

for me, it's Lena Paul

Guys can someone please post the webm of that blonde german lady saying "schlecht" or something like that

...

yes

no this is

BONDORRA :DDDDDDDDD

>Vorreiterin in Sachen Geschlechtergerechtigkeit

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>Hangover
>I always told you, but nobody wants to listen. Gott, wie ich diese Stadt hasse
t. born and raised in Braunschweig

based worried-about-relegation Braunschweig user

Wagner to Schalke is official

>Offiziell: Ex-Huddersfield-Coach Wagner übernimmt Trainerposten beim FC Schalke

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what is his playstyle like

his secret trick is losing the game

hoof it to mfundu

>imagine always being remembered of this Gesichtsausdruck
kind of cute to be ehrlich

pics? i want to see the expression on his face

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We are here

nö

why did they hire a coach before settling on a sporting director? sacked in six months

it was KC tier

WAF

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Game thread, get in here and troll chelshit fans

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Looking forward to seeing Zanka in the bundes

where is based scheiß frankfurter nigger und tretertruppe user at?

using League 1 players in the Premier League and beating dabbers

Buyern fanshop

finishing 20th with about half as many points as 19th team.

want to improve my german,which german team should I support guys?
I want a middle table dumpster that will never win anything and that occasionally shits on bigger teams

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how you say gf in deutsch

freiburg

Düsseldorf

Freiburg is relegation tier every season, not midtable

>tfw finally automatically reading 0 as 0 instead of o

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fickifrau

there are no constant mid table teams in bundes, freiburg is far from getting relegated this year and also guaranteed to never win anything

I HOB KA OIDE

Borussia Monchengladbach are the only German team worth supporting

mei oide

Mullemaus

...

holy shit I just BTFO some fucking fly that was annoying me for the last two hours. Just slammed that motherfucker out of the air, literally dead on impact. I'm so fucking powerful rn.

2k user? Is that you?

sounds cute desu

I can catch them midair, thats how good I am
Cobra reflexes and moves, dont fuck with me

rip in piece

N-no way. I-I am not... why? hehe

>Arse

WEW

Frankfurt is shit lmao

KOMM SCHON ADI

hannover.de/Leben-in-der-Region-Hannover/Soziales/Frauen-und-Gleichstellung/Gender-Mainstreaming-in-der-Landeshauptstadt-Hannover/Gender-Mainstreaming-in-Hannover

oh my god...

sueddeutsche.de/panorama/hannover-sprache-gender-1.4299969

How are you even supposed to read "Hannoveraner'innen?" I would just read it "Hannoveranersterncheninen" to take the piss out of it.

uffffff poor bankfurz ;_;

Im from Hannover and live now in Braunschweig. Have to say, of course it considerably smaller, and it shows when you try to find something specific.
But its also less dirty, way less kanakisch and less asi.

geld regiert die welt leute ja

KOMB SCHON BANKFURZ

>Die Strategie Gender Mainstreaming hat das Ziel, Demokratie zwischen den Geschlechtern herzustellen
>Demokratie zwischen den Geschlechtern
What is that even supposed to mean

Womainstreaming

>sexistmark
ugh...

Laughed but it's actually Fuckenfrau

cant believe I have to get out my heat fan in may. My feet are freezing. very comfy to have it under the table.

B O N D O R R A
O
N
D
O
R
A
:DDDDDDDDDDD

there will be no peace unless its impossible to have some internalised sexism left.

1:1 after 90 minutes

can confirm
t. member of the UEFA committee

JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC

JAWOLL ALDER

JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC
GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO GOLO
UN PUTA REMATE UN PUTA REMATE

FUSSBALLGOTT

nevereverliga

Fucking hell is Xhaka really a 60 IQ Albanian?

Obersturmbannführer Danny da Costa

swiss Costa

duh

>Chelsea - Frankfurt: Both to score
check
>Valencia - Arsenal: 1
What ya guys think? Would make big money (9€).

2bh I moved away from Braunschweig to study and work. Whenever I return home, I feel as if only the shell of the former city remains. Everything that has always been there still remains (well Schlosspark > Schloss-Arkaden but nvm), but nowadays there are so many niggers and Turks, I'm starting to feel alien. At home. :/ You rarely saw a black person on the street just a few years ago and now they are flooding BS. Still, not as bad as the Fuldatal in Nordhessen. You should avoid Bad Hersfeld for example. This city looks like Mogadishu

MEI KNIE VERDREHT

I wish I had a gf btw

Danke Merkel

ffs :(

kreuzband F

poor little white boy volume 7

>"jetzt gehts nur darum wer will es mehr"

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isso alder

TRAPP

Stamford Bridge feels so small, literally like both teams are playing with 15 players

clear red desu

refball tßh

JA HÖR MIR DOCH AUF EY

How the fuck he didn't get a red card already

chelshit bought the refs

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BESCHISSEN WORDEN

Torghan can score against Frankfurt
Torghan > Eden

trapp you absolute madman

...

jz 150mg pregabalin

Imperious display by Aubameyang, the speedster man mountain

Kostic is very meh

>frankfurt is now the only non eplel team left in a euro competition

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wow, stopped watching at half time because feierabend
and now I'm high and frankfurt equalized, nicceee

JUNGS ICH FAHR NACH EMSKIRCHEN UND FRESS DEM DRACHEN SEINE SCHEISSE WENN WIR HIER GEQWINNEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats teh spirit

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lmao a Japanese lacking the vision

>Concedes 7 goals against Germany and many more against other teams
"..."
>Makes a clearance
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH MY GOD YES! IMPERIOUS

She cute

thanks

time to let it go man

WIE VERFICKT GEIL IST DIESE EINTRACHT IHR FODSEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>hinter00er

absolute madman

Frankfurt will be so dead and lose 4:0 against Mainz on Sunday

boah ey mein blutdruck

MUUUUUULM :DDDDDDD

alter....

Hinteregeer imperious man mountain

>enges höschen

based Haller
best hold up player in /bundes/

BENUDLIS :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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BENULDIES :DDDDDDDDDDD

>Chelsea are gonna win by penalties
Disgusting. They're gonna beat Arsecucks too.

I'm scared lads

Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Frankfurt ist mein Verein,
Frankfurt wird`s immer sein, Eintracht Frankfurt, Ole

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me too my friend, me too

ALLER :DDDDDDD

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kann ned hinschau oweier

Get fucked bitch nigger, shouldn't even take a penalty to begin with

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
TRAPP TRAPP TRAPP

KEVIN QUACK :DDDDD

TRAPP

LMAO that (((nose)))

>hinter00er

fuck this

>Hinteregger
of course

>>>>>>>>>

scheise

I know this fucker would blew it the moment they showed his fear riddled face

Absolute Leere jetzt bei Basti und Etienne. Löllchen!

classic ösis I swear

SLIP

aaaaaaaaanf another undeserved win

>2 english finals
why even bother

Hinti Army, huh?

>Hinternigger

FUCK ÖSIS! At least DFL will get rid of 50+1 now and /bundes/ will be flooded with Investoren. Hoping for a based Saudi Arabian takeover of Eintracht.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THEY ACTUALLY THOUGH A BUNDESLEL TEAM COULD MAKE A FINAL OMFG LOL

Arsenal fan tv

well, I told you

frankfurt fans simply based

I came here to laugh at Commerzfurt.

based

well he is always where die kacke am dampfen is

Kult-Kloppo's Leberbad did though

where are all the fans?

friendly reminder christensen should have gotten a clear red in the first leg and azpi in the second

Hazard decided it though

also ich bin hier vor mein computer :D

Rode also should've gotten a red, but you kind of forget that kind of shit if you're biased

show me the scene

S E E T H I N G

At least I don't have to eat Dragonshit.

DICH KRIEG ICH AUCH NOCH

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fetter wichser

des sind alles voll die muckis tatsächlich

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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that raspy voice of that female reporter makes me horny

>H-HINTI ARMY
pathetic

:D

i am so mad. just what the fuck.

yes yes
that was undeserved

well at least frankfurt showed one thing. if you live the spirit of the deutsche tugenden, you can fight back. you can push back the zionist money machine. there is hope.

>HINTI ARMY

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and then you lose because of an Ösi

REALLY makes me think. why do the fucking ösis sabotage us so much? jealous? dudes you are germans too lmao s m h

Calm down Giroud, the knee in your face was just an "accident"

Are you guys alright?

There is always next year.

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play me a sad one, kasper

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*is sad*
well at least there is beer X-dddd

time for some inspirational quotes, user

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based

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RIP Frankfurt. Shame, there is no honour in a team like Chelsea winning this competition.

Failed CL teams should not drop down into the EL.

chelsea was never in the CL tho

just like Adolf H.

Oh, true. But anyway it shouldn’t happen.

friendly reminder that Frankfurt will get relegated (next season)

good post

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unlikely considering that one sport will be occupied by >schalke

macht mich einfach nur total froh zu sehen wie die einfracht frankfurz abkacken, scheiß überheblicher duhmer plastik verein, scheiß almans alle ins gas

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walla isso

aboooow ist so ya ;)

16.Frankfurt
17.Schalke
18.HSV (or whoever else gets promoted)

nachti

heslige alman fotze

i miss schlag den raab, any sites where i can watch a stream?

There's a few episodes on YouTube I think

I'm so glad eintracth did not make it to the final, i really hate the frankfurt fan and i really really hope i can stab another in the future

>RB Leipzig hat zwei Personalien für die neue Saison praktisch unter Dach und Fach gebracht. Der Paderborner Sport-Vorstand Markus Krösche wechselt zum 1. Juli ins Management des Bundesliga-Dritten und soll dort die Aufgabenbereiche von Sport-Vorstand Jochen Schneider, der zum FC Schalke 04 wechselte, übernehmen.
>Den Trainerstab wird künftig Moritz Volz (36) als Assistent des neuen Cheftrainers Julian Nagelsmann verstärken, die Gespräche mit dem Ex-Profi (u.a. Arsenal, Fulham, St. Pauli und 1860 München) sind nach kicker-Informationen finalisiert.

>Der VfB verpflichtet Mateo Klimowicz
>Der 18-Jährige wechselt vom argentinischen Zweitligisten Instituto AC Cordoba nach Stuttgart und unterzeichnet beim VfB einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2024.

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When hating on Hinteregger or Austria in general consider that he made a really good game and is one of the reason Chelsea didnt score another goal and the game going to penaltys in the first place

His pen wasn't even bad

can I get a quick rundown on Krösche?

me on the left

t. giuseppe fronziole from milANO

>another

godspeed user!

will Brazil user become an RB lifelong once Rangnick moves to BR to build up Red Bull Bragantino?

I have the theory that gender mainstreaming is an intelligence test by the Chinese to see how many chambers they have to build once they conquer europe.

youtu.be/WKHttJvrhlM

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hob gschissn

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old Ladies in the Aufsichtsrat are starving for schoten cock

nur nach hause
nuur nach haaauseeeee
nuuuuur nach hauseeee
geehen wir niiiiiiiicht

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>schoten cock
haha yes I know exactly what you mean lol

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inschallah

ups ...

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I want to push that dumb faggot in skinny jeans in a puddle

bundes climbed back to 3rd spot in the rankings again. fun fact: we are closer to england than england is to spain.

>Sieben Jahre lang wurde der BER saniert, im kommenden Jahr soll er endlich öffnen. Doch auch dieser Termin ist nach SPIEGEL-Informationen womöglich nicht mehr zu halten.
state of Berlin

old news, don't need the Lügel for that

>Lügel
Where do you get your news from

local newspapers that don't want to re-educate me

Im from Hamburg, Der Spiegel is my local newspaper

the Lügel is a self-proclaimed Haltungsformat, has nothing to do with a newspaper.

Call me what you want but the printed version isnt that bad. But its not a newspaper, yes, its a Magazin.

I will call you a retard, probably underage and a faggot

>Wie jedes Jahr am zweiten Sonntag im Mai beschenken Töchter und Söhne ihre Mütter, meistens gibt’s auch ein Präsent vom (Ehe-)Mann. Der Muttertag - eine nicht ganz unumstrittene Tradition. Denn wie einige andere Festtage, aber auch Steuerbestimmungen oder berufsständische Regelungen ist der Brauch vom Naziregime mitgeprägt.
hope you nazis dont respect your mothers. mothers day is really misogynistic!!

Why did they choke him for missing a pen?

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Wrong thread. Nvm.

>"Es ist bitter für die UEFA, dass es zwei englische Endspiele gibt. Das Londoner Derby irgendwo in Baku, total spannend, die könnten sich auch hier im Hyde Park treffen", bemerkte Sportvorstand Fredi Bobic süffisant und resümierte: "Die Jungs haben alles rausgehauen. Wir hätten es absolut verdient gehabt, aber der Fußballgott war nicht unserer. Im Elfmeterschießen waren zu wenige Engländer bei Chelsea, das war das Problem..."
based yugo chef with the redpill

based bobic

One might observe that there weren't many Germans shooting for Frankfurt either

lmao this

If wasn't for him Frankfurt wouldn't even get on the extra time

>Wolfsburg signs Bayern's Rolfö for free.
>source: weltfussball.de/news/_n3634861_/vfl-wolfsburg-bedient-sich-beim-fc-bayern/

ABSOLUT BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

you mean if it wasnt for kepa

unironically this

does she always make that face?

david luiz?

jenes uezs

fuck off tom

food

Is Eintracht Frankfurt a universally respected club in the BuLi? They don't seem to have any major rivals outside meme clubs like Offenbach.

>that fucked schedule
>everything relevant already decided
thanks DFB

youtube.com/watch?v=SuiandK8aSQ

it's all about the bestbundes la

>Burki ded

Hitz > Burki

>all games starting sunday 15:30
same shit

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Their fans hate everyone equally

Brondby are pursuing Swiss coach René Weiler as their second choice after Kasper Hjulmand to take over the head coaching job.

hmm yes yes

Denmark, redpill me on Robert Skov and Andreas Skov, are they good?

Both are very good.
I think Robert Skov could do a job straight away at a Europa League spot contender in one of the big leagues.
Andreas Skov is still only 19 so hard to tell how good he could be.

thanks

Literally who?

That’s what I’m axing you

*sips*
We called him "Der schöne Rene", what a boxer he was

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Does he?

Glasner takes Joao Victor with him to Wolfsburg. He is breddy gud in Austria but Im not sure whether he's good enough for bundes

>Victor brachte es in bislang 52 Pflichtspielen für die Oberösterreicher auf 26 Tore und 14 Assists.
>Alleine in der laufenden Bundesliga-Saison sorgte der 25-Jährige in 25 Spielen für zwölf Tore und sieben Assists.

10er/striker

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would starting a career as a tech salesman be /bundes/ approved? talking about IT security stuff here.

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Was Liverpool even better than Bayern? Can't remember

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I aprove

I think the consensus was that Kovac bottled it in the return leg

Yes

>Yes, I think Ter Stegen should be the starter for Germany.

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way better. No attack, Lewandowski was invisible, shaky defense. Just a bloodless Bayern.

they won the game so yes
>customer mental gymnastics

okay, will apply for this then. ofc its another question whether i get accepted but trying it doesnt hurt, right?
>inb4 they take me, i crash and burn and become washed up before turning 30

>work might make me go out and hand out breakfast Wienerbrot with flyers during the election campaign

are you some kind of event manager now?

even noyer did better against slipperpool

yes, but they didn't play very well. buyern just played like cowards

No, but as a union we obviously have an interest in the campaign and in trying to promote our causes.
I don’t think anyone will be forced, but it sounded like it’s to be expected that people give a hand. Who knows, it might even be fun.

>promote our causes
oy vey

>we
>union
jakob busk?

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Ugh... I hate these people. I was walking through the city and accidentally turned into a not so busy street with flyer vermin in the middle. I tried to pass them at a maximum distance, but flyer bro noticed me, so he stopped flirting with flyer stacy and shouted "Hey skinny boy, yeah the guy that's trying to ignore us, want some flyers?" and all the other passers-by turned their heads and I stuttered "N-no thanks". I heard him and the other flyer scum giggle while I felt completely embarrassed and defeated.

elmo score of this post: 8/10

You handled it as best you could.
Well this would be a one-off thing and during election campaigns it’s completely normal for political parties, NGOs, unions etc. to hand out baked breakfast goods at train stations or to cyclists at red lights along with a political message.

AMA

Will your slogan be "Wienerbrot statt Döner"?

Certainly not

Mateo Klimowicz - Welcome to Stuttgart 2019/2020 goals & skills

he was just signed from Argentina

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>walk through the streets
>some nerd with a flyer in one hand and a sandwich in the other comes up to me
>he offers me both items and starts babbling about some political organisation or whatever
>say "yeah thank you" and walk on
>chew down the sandwich in one bite
>throw the flyer into the next bin

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Wienerbrot statt Dönerkot

topkek

An American investor group has bought Elsinore FC in the Danish 1st Division (2nd tier). The group is headed by Jordan Gardner. They plan to use the club to develop young American talents before selling them on to bigger European leagues.

btw

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Son of Diego Klimowicz

>Gardner

Every American here with that surname larps as a Dane

imagine your father is a 44 year old Chad

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Who is Monchengladbach signing in this window?
Some swiss league palyers as always?

want to get hyggelig with denmark if your cerebral cortex can receive and correctly interprete this data

sounds boring

Haven't heard any rumours. Maybe they can get Phillip for t. Hazard.

Drossard from the Belgium league

>Der BVB und Neapel konkurrieren laut O Jogo um die Dienste von Grimaldo. Als Ablöse sind 40 Mio. € im Gespräch. Ein Transfer des 23-Jährigen soll unmittelbar bevorstehen.
i was waiting for this rumour

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They've had harder matches against Newcastle

jz 0n trinken freunde

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>Grimaldo is a Romance form of the Germanic personal name Grimwald.
If he's good, maybe he can start a renaissance of that name here.

Anyway, I hope they don't fall for the Schulz meme.

*BURP*

better than schmelle

also thought this. schulz is literally a better and younger schmelle. he even does these meme halbfeldflanken.

jawoll alder

i unironically read and believe in astrology. where did my life go so wrong kek

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Consider composing a bit of poetry today, Scorpio. Use this as an exercise to condense your ocean of emotions into a very few words. You might find that a great deal of your inner turmoil really boils down to just one or two central things. Let your written words express this as succinctly as possible.

*claps*

nah im not into that stuff. i mostly read those indian forecasts that tell me what sacrifices i have to offer to the great gods etc.

As Moon makes its presence felt in Cancer your attitude may undergo a sea change today. You are likely to be drawn towards things that are practical and rational. A situation or experience has the potential to change you today and as a result you will see benefits from this change in outlook. Others will also appreciate the new you. This may be the beginning of a new chapter in your life where you realize your dreams.

just did some ab training. I feel the burn in the abs, Im doing it for like 6 weeks now ~ 3 times a week. Im fairly lean, but still dont see any real progress.

harpersbazaar.de/zeitgeist/sternzeichen-glauben-nicht-an-horoskope

based. what is your best source?

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I just typed in English horoscope for the first and Indian horoscope for the second, took the first google link and there Scorpio both times

>Scorpio is nothing, if not fierce! The 8th Sign of the Zodiac, the Scorpio loves a good fight, and can give ‘intensity’ a run for its money (worth). Well, to put it simply, the Scorpions are strong, commanding, intense, passionate and zealous. Driven, dedicated and loyal, they also are ambitious and security-loving. Inquisitive and ready to learn, Scorpio individuals are intelligent, motivated people, who can contribute amply to any bundes.

>mfw /bundes/ is filled with eso spinnner

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eh you disappoint me ösi. but i must admit you must filter hard when going into astrology. too much shit out there done by people who dont even know hermeticism. you can easily detect bad astrologers when you read your typical "hurr cancers are emotional crabs xDD" bullshit. but the good astrologers are surprisingly accurate. those you notice when they delve into autistic astronomy.

are you in your menopause?

>plot twist, she smeared her vaginal discharge all over the sandwich

Why the fuck are you lying? Those brahmin niggers wouldn't even touch meat, let alone recc sacrifices.

>the good astrologers are surprisingly accurate

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I'd actually like to read up on hermeticism some day because of meme related. Any guide on where to start?

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yeah, James shat the bed

"hurr durr all people born in the same year at the same day have the same personality"

we're all in the WoW thread btw

go back to bed Omi

>the good astrologers are surprisingly accurate

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the "kybalion" is basically the starting point, it gives you a quick rundown and from there you can go on
no not this kind of sacrifice kek. i mean something like "donate a white piece of cloth".
thats why good astrologers look at moon nodes so that you avoid this issue

just watched an episode of Seinfeld and gotta say, boy. (((they))) really dont want us to marry, do they?
I know the joke is the characters are egoistic assholes, but still, marriage and a strong relationship bond is always the end of a joke in this show.

I would give my left nut for having back a good relationship which I fucked up.

>moon nodes
So all people born at the exact same time have the same personality?
Face it, its just a strategy to make it look more complicated and harder to debunk so gullible people can believe in it

lel m8 i wont argue "pro astrology" as if this was my religion. if taken seriously, this whole thing is more like an incomplete natural science with no claims of 100% accuracy. it's very interesting to me because i came to the conclusion that movements of the planets have to have some physical effect on our minds and then i discovered the world of astrology. you must understand that its more about probabilites than dead on facts.

>there exists something like a "colabraten"

da kann man schonmal cola braten

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true australian hero

cant kitzel the fritzl :DDDDDD

jz ein Pfund Käse auf die Hand

Mainz

i have one camembert from aldi in my fridge
>this kills the french user

>tim walter will fuck off to stuttgart
thanks for destroying us, bundesliga 1 and 2

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ok good night /bundes/

good n0t aber es ist doch erst kurz nach zwölf, reiß mal ein paar W0ber auf :D

yet another one who lacks the mia san mia mentality

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Goretzka > Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz

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imagine thinking that

I have just started using 4chanx after all these years
positive first impression tßh

oge :D

thought I should share this with my bundes frens

>ynr tayfun "tayfun korkut" korkut

tayfun? more like gayfun

Can Koln keep Meré for next season?

yes

JAPANER

WO!?

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Neger

schorn