*goes down*

>pretending you don't visit reddit everyday
It's 2019 kid, reddit is #1 website on the planet literally, it's okay you can stop pretending now le epic Yea Forums kid XD hehe based, amirite? Hehe honk honk XD hehe is he dare I say it /ourguy/? XD hehe > hehe oh nonono XD
Le epic Yea Forums!

baste, telling it like it is

You know all reddit shitters are here now, right?

Ive been coming here since '08 and reddit since '12

There is not a goddamn thing anyone can do to stop me lol.

not going to reddit now :)

>knowing this
Get the fuck out

i mean i don't think there's a problem in browsing reddit, i go to crackwatch to see shit all the time, the real problem are faggots talking shit about reddit when they are redditors themselves just trying to fit in, that's just embarrassing

Go back
Nobody cares

>flag
I can ignore your posts. I always do.

Not when they're at least 85% of the board in current year + 4.

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I think you care matey :^)

maximum seethe

So... why do you people have such an automatic negative reaction when the word 'Reddit' is uttered?

>sessions
>claiming a measure of traffic
>off of sessions
>coinciding with the rise of phoneposting
Ultimate low IQ pic for low IQ posters

i started phone posting in 2009

Because it's easy to spot them and they don't lurk 2 years before posting. All they seem to come here for is to take screencaps and to upload them on their cancerous subreddit or Facebook group or what have you not. An addendum could be stated as to how memes on this website have stagnated, Redditors insist that using 9001 different variants of Pepe and Wojak will keep their meme alive because they lack creativity. This is why rage comics plagued the site for the earlier part of the decade, now we have no hope with these normalfag cunts who mention Yea Forums memes IRL.
>muh sekrit club
You're part of the problem. Yea Forums began importing more than exporting beginning in 2015, which is when most of you came from.
Yes, desktop and mobile sessions are independent from one another, stop being so obtuse, you faggot leaf.

Because hehe based, amirite? Hehe honk honk XD hehe is he dare I say it /ourguy/? XD hehe > hehe oh nonono XD
Le epic Yea Forums!

Smartphones didn't exist in 2009, you dumb immigrant.

That's more of Twitter speak, not Reddit speak. But I agree, Twitter types are just as bad if not more annoying imo.

The worst thing about what you say is that you say it unironically
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Fuck right off and go get the upvotes you need in your life because nobody pays you any attention faglord

You're part of the problem. Reddit needs to be told that you don't have to pretend to post on Yea Forums. Take ONE guess why the posts on this board have been shittier since the election.

>desktop and mobile sessions are independent from one another
So sessions can double overnight with zero increase in traffic. Congrats on understanding why that picture is so stupid.

Maintenance, retard. They told about it beforehand. t. pro redditor

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absolute cancer

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