Warriors vs Rockets Official Thread

FUCKING KILL IT WITH FIRE

You're now imagining Draymond banging 3/10 black pornstars.

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yo wtf lmaoooo

And people say female hapas grow up to be hot

Yhivi edition.

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Is she a dyke? I don't know why, but whenever I saw any BTS for scenes she was featured in she always came off as dykie to me.

desu she's a damaged soul and I don't know what she likes, and I don't think she does either.

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youtube.com/watch?v=o5FT3IGXtAk

hehe

youtube.com/watch?v=GRmfeWf6fBw

people keep asking me, and for a while I didn't really have an answer. But now, YEAH, I"M THINKING HES BACK.

CLASSIC

Based Yea Forums got the have sex meme over brother

still would

Source?

>Stoya will never stare at you like classic Paul Dano

FUCK

Time for the real game tonight.

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stop posting that thing.

i apologize for objectifying a woman but i really want to slam kristen ledlow's sexhole

That’s not objectifying, that’s whore-ship

Baller alerts keep hoes on their toes. Always trying to secure alimony and a kid. Even a rape charge will do.

I've been off heroin for 6 minutes. Feeling good - go Rockets.

No.

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old hippies singing the national anthem, get to fuck.

Houston is fucking disgusting and degenerate.

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Dont even joke about that, heroine is a sin

who is this semen demon?

I've been off weed for 2 weeks, go Houston.

lets go rockets!

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*chucks a three*

Peter North it says it right down in the corner.

Harden about to pull a Kyrie and go 0/27 again.

i am gay (happy)

thanks Lil B

fuck the rockets but fuck the warriors more

I can’t beli we’re still only in the 2nd round

Long ass playoffs

i am so comfy guys

Memechuck Bowl V

I know, I love it!!

Me too it's 3:39am and I'm watching the match in bed with the dog.
Life's good

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where is everyone

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hopefully no blowout again

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Laughing at the Celtics

Who would've guessed that this would be the Rocket's best looking shot to finally beat the Warriors

that looks like a good dog
:)

GO ROCKET

whats the point of taking off the bra? those plastic ass tits are staying in the same place.

Rockets are done. Game over.
t. Literal time traveler

Fuck I'm nervous

Iggy's been going hard for this series

Imagine if Harden and Durant were on the same team

What position is harden on? He always has the ball like he’s the PG

She's the best
It looks like she's going for the dunk

Draymonds fashion sense is pretty kawaii
>twitter.com/money23green?lang=en

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Capella confirmed throwing this series intentionally

Capela just shoved his ass into the guy

REFBALL

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Yeah imagine if you added another mvp to that team for a big 3 like Westbrook or something haha they'd win like 3 chips

Come on capela

If I had a wife I would let Capela fuck her. Good bvll material.

here comes the rigging

there’s only one ball

This REFBALL for the Warriors lol. Durant literally did not stop moving

SF technically

HARD3N

>here comes the inevitable refball whenever Memeiors are losing by too much

Rockets gonna get buttfucked by the refs lolol

Madison Scott in POV by Peter North

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lmao what a flop

Farm the rice, pay the price.

pls god let houston win to keep this shit interesting.

KLAY IS ACTUALLY PLAYING GUYS

No one likes these teams

Memeiors unironically have no halfcourt offense outside of KD(and refball) as Stephanie is pulling a no-show the playoffs as usual. Hopefully Cockshits do something to exploit it

Lol imagine having all them All Stars and still getting ref calls on your side.

agreed

is there anyone that doesn't dislike Golden State more though? There isn't a single likable player on that team besides Livingston and Bogut

True but we all hate the warriors more.

>It's another Rockets brick 20+ 3 pointers in a row episode

>cheer for the Monstars or James Harden

God, I just want the Nuggets/Blazers to beat whoever comes out of this series.

I do

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Thoughts on this?

we're all cheering for injuries and failure

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we all hate the warrioras tho

Amy Reid was the GOAT
Golden State in 7

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bad news for you kiddo, both would get swept by the Warriors.

Can someone make a real thread that isn't gay?

Why is James Harden the most based nba player?

me on the left

Bogur is an arrogant atheist faggot

i like it

rate

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i would like to LAFORCE my penis into her vagina

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He knows how to score

love James harden and love Allie laforge simple as

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Kristen Ledlow is better

8/10 wood berry

efukt.com/22803_British_Women_are_Insufferable.html

The rockets have exposed the Warriors. Even if Silver lets them advance, every team will have a blueprint to beat them.

He can be unwatchable at times when he's ref baiting but he's still unironically an excellent pleb filter. A bit like a guard version of Hakeem

hugsandkissesonly/10

Looks like a tradwife

It's my first season watching the NBA but I think Houston are my favourite team
I live in the same city as that dirty whore, I think she charges £250 for half an hour which is outrageous.

Fuck the Warriors lads

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>Tfw no irl shitposter to shout NEW YORK KNICKS at Durant this game

>KD literally dribbles the ball out of bounds untouched
And they say Memeiors are the so called "greatest" team of all time

Nothing wrong with Iggy tb h

I’d like to think so but she gives a dyke vibe

Maybe. I didn't say my dream was realistic.

>its a Klay Thompson game
see ya next time

Harden is just doing what others haven't thought to do, which is use the rules as a threat. The NBA can bitch all they want but that's the refs fault, not Harden.

>shumpert shooting a three in a big playoff game
stop

holy shit, Klay "Tactical Nuke" Thompson

Don't give the ball to Curry

8

The memechucks are chucking it well

>it's a Klay becomes the greatest player of all time for a quarter episode

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god damn

its over bros

Jesus Christ Rockets, get it together.

fuuuuuuuuck

Shit game. Shit thread. Fuck this "sport."

Try to draw the foul anyway possible.

Such a blue print

Generally speaking there's always a few violations/fouls on every play but it's up to ref's discretion. Harden knows this and takes advantage of the defense's preferences, and the refs' tendencies on which calls they usually make. Morey is a genius.

these are the best episodes

Going to be 4 blowout games in a fucking row.

This. Most of the foul calls he gets are legit, it’s not his fault the NBA rules are soft as baby shit

DO SOMETHING

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that mutt can't stay hot forever ...

Hypothesis: Curry getting contacts has confused his brain and actually made his shooting worse

Discuss

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gg

Klay is playing well finally

Golden State is no fun to watch

It's like watching a 12 year old in one of those video games where you can just give all your plays 99 in all stats. Sloppy arrogance that doesn't matter because you have an unbeatable advantage

Iggy and Klay both seem cool too

>the shitty of pooston
SAD!

who these dudes that thought rockets had a chance

It works especially well on the Warriors because they complain so much, and refs don't like being yelled at. It sounds simple but it tilts the Warriors, while also at the same time slows down the game and gets rid of the opportunity for a classic GSW transition fastbreak.

Someone besides harden needs to step it up

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Counter-hypothesis: Curry isn’t that good and this is just regression to the mean

*shoots a three*

The only thing I hate more than the Warriors are their yuppie Silicon Valley bandwagon “””fans”””

FUCKING MIKE DANTONI CALL A TIMEOUT BEFORE IT BECOMES A 10 POINT LEAD YOU FUCKING APE

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Why are there allowed to be 70 different soccer threads all at once with literally zero content in any of them

6 The heavy make up is making up for her unattractive cheekbones. Also, her eyebrows are fucked up. Poor taste.

>like Memeiors aren't blowing the lead when they inevitably go cold from three

For the love of god do NOT get Curry or Klay going. The Rockets' game plan was to shut down those two and let KD get his. Letting those 2 down their shots just opens a floodgate.

aren't you basically saying they're too good to be fun?

I WISH THE SEASON WOULD END SO I CAN WATCH CLAWS. WHO ELSE?

and the fact they cry so damn much about everything. the 12 year old is a good comparison.

I get so confused seeing GSW fans like what the hell are you rooting for?

who watches ANIMAL KINGDOM

omg im so tempted to watch claws and animal kingdom these commercials have me on the edge of my seat!!!

Legit as in, toss yourself into them well they are in the air to get a foul.

Baiting fouls the way should be offensive fouls cause truth be told your entering the defenders landing zone on purpose

convince me to watch nge

anime is trash

Yeah, that would be great if it followed any mathematical logic whatsoever instead of just containing words about math without any of the actual math to support it.

would be really nice if a 9.0 quake hit oakland right about now

This is pretty much the accepted answer. Sudden improvements in vision are a change nonetheless, and require quite a while to get used to.

>its a cocksucking marv albert broadcast
time to play this on mute

2 consecutive meme nights caused this
made worse by the fact it concerns bong teams

who is commentating right now on TNT i dont recognize the 2nd guy

With how much talent the Memechucks have they should have swept the Clippers and either swept the Rockets or ended it in 5. They’re incredibly weak mentally but it literally doesn’t matter because they’re so OP

I don't think I could watch it with how much it's shilled in the breaks

Stephanie stinks in the playoffs because he's a one trick pony. If he had to carry his own team like Harden or Dame the Cockshits/Blazers might not even make the playoffs desu

Only Brit pornstar worth that kind of money is Ruby Temptations

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About time shump

>watches pointsball
>criticizes the digital entertainment choices of others

I mean, I know I'm here too, but there is a reason that fat, disgusting hogs cheer the loudest at sporting events. It's because they attract the fat, the unwashed and the culturally stunted.

is capela a fraud

i hate the warriors' fans so much.

respect to houston for making golden state reveal their secrit plays for nig nurse to take note of

NBA is unironically more intellectual than pretentious japanese shit. People only watch anime because it's japanese.

do the warriors know that chant is a taunt in the movies by a rival gang?

based Harlan is calling this game

Watch where you're stepping houston

this warriors chant is gay as fuck

ass piss

Imagine how much Apemond's breath must stink

WAAAAAAARIORS

WAAAAAAARIORS

WAAAAAAARIORS

WAAAAAAARIORS

WAAAAAAARIORS

Yooooo wtf is this blatant refball lmao. This league and team is a joke

Do you honestly expect Warriors fans to be that cultured?

cool mechs piloted by kids who wanna fuck each other and their parents

Anyone else want to see Looney black Ludlow?

jesus this looks like a blow out

How the rockets gonna let this gorilla looney do this to em?

What’s up with all the Warriors and Rockets gear that has ching chong runes on it?

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I know I should hate GS but when they're moving the ball like this they are infinitely more watchable then than the Rockshits.

Make the rebound guys

>it’s a home team wins at home series

YAWN

his only role is to pass the ball to Paul/Harden after a rebound, set screens, and stand around the rim in case Paul or Harden throw a alley oop to him once in a while

youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM

I guarantee none of these faggots chanting "WAAAAAARRRIORS" haven't even fucking seen The Warriors

i am china using american vpn. why is draymond green so not likeable

Playing basketball is more intellectual than watching television*

Watching the NBA is definitely not a sign that someone is more intellectual than a weeb. Haha, how could you imply such a thing?

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rockets win

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Watch gurren lagann instead

wtf is dan tony doing, this is a do or die game harden should be playing every minute

What part of California are you from lads?

For me it's Modesto.

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why yes. there are street shitters on every corner. thats a lotta fuckin culture.

I feel like I could box out Capella

>cockshits fans ALREADY crying refball

I wanna see draymond and capela double team her.

blame yao ming

Checked

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They're only there because they have money and the Warriors are a hot ticket. Who knows if these casuals will be cheering when the team is back in the lottery? The fans from 10 years ago probably don't even live in the area anymore.

Every single game 5 has been a blowout this round.

What are these warriors "fans" booing about?

Weebs are usually mentally ill. Watching sports is a normal thing to do.

Based and Czeched

BLACKED RAW scene with Ludlow and the Golden State Warriors

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

San Francisco (gay)

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Broadcasters on all channels been dick suckin the refs all playoffs. Anybody notice this?

Those people that wipe the floors during a foul look like modern day slaves

*makes a gathering stepback to a euro stepback to a crab stepback*
*chucks a three*

The bay area was pretty much created by chinese

have you ever shit outside? its kind of nice desu

It's over. See you guys in a few days.

it is refball. gsw is getting calls that houston never gets

If drayboon is hitting 3s this is definitely over

nah man its the players who slaves

the first "yo" caught me so off guard that I burst out laughing

congratulations, you win. I'll watch this thing...tomorrow...maybe...

anyone got a live stream?

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Grab the fucking ball

Are you honestly calling something normal as a compliment? Wiping my ass is normal, it's not something to praise though.

plebbit
nbastreams

bro he's a really good ref. he has slow motion eyes to see fouls the rest of us don't see. get over it.

>euro stepback

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I can't fucking stand watching this disgusting overpowered meme team. League will die in 5 years due to these cunts

what a fucking waste of time dude

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live-nba.stream/watch/houston-rockets-live.html

In comparison to watching anime, yes it is.

that cp3 contract looks worse and worse every day

League is already dead mang

They'll be done next year when KD fucks off to the Knicks.

This should be the last year. One of the guys will leave

>get open look
>fumble the ball and make a sloppy shot
wew

rockets comeback, check this 7

if Harden doesn't start hitting 3s like no tomorrow this shit is definitely over

This is the warriors' last run. Kd is leaving

>all these warriors "fans"

Jesus, looks the like the onions memes have some truth to them

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holy shit its already over. cp3 looks completely washed. capela looking like gordon hayward cashing them checks getting outplayed by kevin looney.

>Warriors are OP
they have 3 guys that can score more than 10 points and 2 of them have been dogshit the entire playoffs

The entire nba should just shut down for a decade. This bullshit has gone off the rails. We need a restart.

Refuse to objectify/10

fuck this shit i got work tomorrow and i dont want to bother watching this rigged game. dubs decide what i do
>fortnite
>rocket league
>league of legends
>fap
>persona 5
>r6s
>apex legends
>kms

isn't that the chick with a LOTR tattoo around her asshole

why the fuck is reddit so ugly

cracked up

I’m killing myself

They are the best overall team of all-time you dumbfuck. How are they not OP?

get back to your prison, shujin

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gym you fucking degenerate

its been dead since kd signed with the warriors. Probably won't pick back up until some lebron type talent emerges.

it's worth watching for the memes alone

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Imagine defending these jawns over LeBron

snort some addys and do everthing

buy link

>2 of your 3 main contributors play like shit the whole playoffs
>still win your first series and are well on your way to advancing to the WCF
Sounds OP to me

its designed for smart phones

epic games only for 48 hours

>gym
m8 i'm already 350 pounds on track of my master plan of dying by or before 30. I have nothing to live for except watching the downfall of gsw

You would have hated the Lakers-Spurs era.

eat shit faggot

suck your boyfriends cock for the 10th time today you homo

train valley 2

Is Claws kino

....Boogie?

Big part of me just feels like he won't. Who the fuck in their right mind would leave this meme team for the dysfunctional shit knicks. He knows he can win 3 more rings easy if he resigns. I know he's an insecure cunt but still, winning is winning

mercy boku

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holy fuck did you seriously just spoil Claws for me? you fucking ass hole. You dont deserve my (you). Go fucking fuck yourself you fucking ass hole

This totally isn’t a Memeior falseflag

>Lebron type talent
We need more over rated old men to do nothing?

Do you believe, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=tQOqpaSaK9A
youtube.com/watch?v=tQOqpaSaK9A

as a spurs fan it was bretty cool

finish watching the game

you underestimate my autism

Nene > Paul

You are living in a dynasty.
Bet you would have been pissed during lakers run' or bulls.run or god help you the celtics runs

now watch me nene

>nigger level stupid

put sharpie in pooper

Big 3s don't bother me, big 3s are fun. Quite enjoyed the LeBron led Heat. 4 all-stars is just fucking aids.

Fap

fap to gay porn

>just a nigger

They won't be able to pay both him and Apemond the max(which is where their beef partially stems from). Also KD can stand to make a lot more in endorsements in NYC

holy shit did they seriously put CP3 on Looney? lmfao

>Size up for 23 seconds
>Chuck up contested 3 point shot with 1 second left

amazing system Mike.

>League will die in 5 years due to these cunts
people said the same thing when the bulls were cruising through the 90s

DON'T LET THEM WIN DON'T LET THEM WIN DON'T LET THEM WIN DON'T LET THEM WIN

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peak Beautiful Game's Spurs would have beaten any of the Warriors' team from the last years

discuss

practice menat combos

league of legends with gordon hayward

is basketball fun to play?

watch the entire game and post conferences

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not talking about that spurs team.

talking about bush-league flopping spurs of the early 2000s.

It not just kd who is at risk of leaving. Dray Monday and klay are rumored to be possible pieces being moved. We just need one of the four to bolt

lol

fuck

Why are the Warriors making such blatant fouls when so far ahead?

Maybe they think the refs have been paid off..........

Nenay balling rn, too bad they're already fucked

buy a good fucking video game

spoiler for ANIMAL KINGDOM: CRAIG IS THE GROOM

Every NBA champ from before 2014 would beat those frauds in a series(Heat would be a toss-up) because they stink in the halfcourt and have no paint presence.

Yes. Unless you get stuck with that asshole on your team who thinks he's steph curry and just chucks it up as soon as you pass it to him.

it's the most fun when you play with a good passer on your team.

based

Lol damn

kek

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Are you kidding me? Fouling Nene to prevent a layup to make him earn it at the stripe is a good foul.

Yes. Very difficult without practice though, very finesse/skill based. Just dribbling is awkward if you aren't used to it

name one

kek

E-40? More like Eat-40

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>its a warriors ""game"""
Shan't be watching

"they" dont do anything. Watch cp3 on D.. he calls switches constantly much like Lebron. assuring he gets an easy cover. cp3 is worse at it due to being a manlet flopper and a big bitch. watch him for a bit. all he does on D is tell people to get the guy on the move.

Mordhau

fucking lol

There are retards in here right now who think Klay Thompson isn’t a terrible basketball player

HARD3N

got em'

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>live action Aladdin
This is gonna bomb hard

redpill me on Kevon Looney

based frog poster

very. takes a little time to get comfortable dribbling but once you're past that it's super fun

>bush-league flopping spurs of the early 2000s.
based. today we will remind them.

It's not that they're good that bothers me, it's that they were amazing and added Kevin fucking Durant. No way should a league with salary cap allow this much talent on one team. They had 3 all-stars and 73 wins ffs, they didn't need any more help. Imagine how good the Warriors-Cavs finals would have been without KD.

>the ONE possession GSW doesn't score Gordon travels on the offense

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oh no no noooo

New Jersey

I played Chivalry. No thanks, guaranteed some fag will find gamebreaking mechanics sooner or later.

based apu

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Quit the stupid turnovers

cheap role player

Never been to an NBA game. Are nose bleed seats as awful as they seem? Can you see well? I'm thinking of going to the Blazers game tomorrow and that's all that's available.

Why don’t people put harden in the best shooter ever convo

The Lion Kino will make up for it tho

Nuggies-Bucks finals

This is the best possible outcome, right?

jej

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Fuck this I'm watching hockey.

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They turned the genie into a nigger. Worst idea ever.

he's a perfect 3 and D guy

yea but if you have a micropenis you might feel insecure because of the small bulge or lack thereof when you wear basketball shorts and also they will feel it when they post up on you and laugh at how small your member is haha

He’s legit, basically tied with drayboon and iggy for their 3rd best player

certainly looks like shit

Would not be a rotation NBA player in any other era.

Because he's not even close. He's just above average.

Bucks-Warriors
Bucks sweep

This is oddly specific...

>implying he wasn't just a blue nigga from the beginning

Genie should've been Shaq

smart defender, good rebounder, can score if he's set up well

He shoots 37 percent from three, that's why.

youtube.com/watch?v=7LT_C7o5ZGM

He’s one of the worst defenders in the league

>Getting Guy Ritchie to direct a live action Aladdin

I don't know what they were thinking.

>Are nose bleed seats as awful as they seem?
surprisingly, they're even worse than you imagine

who exactly is this "Hims" commercial marketed towards? its aggressively gay

literally inhuman monster

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Silly name

uhhhh how the fuck are you defending post ups? no way should their ass ever end up on your sack you fag

YO Yea Forums pass me the rock!

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Never been to the Moda center, but I've sat in the literal last row at the Pepsi Center and it's not awful. Might just be worth it for the atmosphere desu.

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they're going to implode with the ammount of money they're going to have to pay to try and keep klay & durant.

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or any bruce bowen / manu compilation

>watching american stream
>Giannis in so many commercials

Damn he really is the guy now, if only he had a jumpshot

>epic games buys Rocket League
>ads for rocket league on my nba games
i like rocket league. maybe epic will do right by it but im not very optimistic

>that guy who insists on playing shirtless in pickup and sweats like a pig

Lmao why the fuck is Shaun Livingston still getting minutes, are they trying to handicap themselves?

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No nba stadium is big enough to have nosebleed seats except for the staples center

He only shoots in the mid-high 30s. Just because he chucks a hundred of them a game doesn't make him good.

Thanks pj

That's why I want to go. I'm not going to be upset if the Blazers lose. I just want to see what it's like and when better to go than a playoff game.

klay is still such a shit playmaker after all these years. literally just an average 3nd guy.

Any /biz/ here? Is tencent a worthwhile investment?

the guard behind him is a manlet

STOP CHUCKING 3s ROCKETS YOU CAN BARELY MANAGE TO MAKE GSW NOT SCORE AND YOU'RE WASTING IT IN MISSING 3s? FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF

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imagine if you played pickup naked and the other dude did too and he grinded on you while covering you and you get an erection

Remember to get to the rim too houston

you'd better brace yourself, dood, because disney planed 14 live action movies of their classics in the next 8 years

>Curry

CURRY IS SUCH SHIT

HAHAHAHA

He doesn't really need one, he' s literally unstoppable going to the basket unless double or triple teamed and has enough of a 3 point shot to keep defenses spread out, that's all he really needs. He's nowhere near as handicapped as Ben Simmons

shooting 35 percent on 50+ 3s is better than shooting 45% on 60 2s.

Because their GM is clinically retarded he hasn’t made a single good pick or trade in the last 6 years so they have the worst bench in basketball

Thats not Amy Ried you dumb cunt, but based photo.

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I never thought I'd miss Michael Eisner but holy shit, I was wrong.

Curry invisible

>curry

Embarrassing desu

>Curry
>0-4

that's your unanimous MVP?

>they really thought the Cockshits weren't coming back
It's how they play. They're like a giant, slow-moving steamroller that doesn't look intimidating but still tends to run over most things that get in their way(besides refs).

The rockets raptors final is gonna be comfy af

Rivers shouldn't get so many minutes

CURRY HAS 0 POINTS. WASHED.

God that video is legendary

They've made a decent amount of 3s though.

Go fuck yourself Jose Aldo

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It's also exceedingly ugly to watch.

Lack of depth, they literally don't have anyone else

based rapties poster

hope to see you there

>it's back up to 10

Fuck these faggots

Curry is washed and he still stinks

Yeah they are only gonna get more powerful

I can't believe the Sharks are going to win with such shaky fucking goaltending

fuck eagle dollar

It's what wins games and what Morey and his team calculated. Ugly when they don't go down, and overwhelmingly scary when they do.

>this is what the american mind comes up with
wew lad

Dubs and refball is activated for based Rockets.

>14
Nigger you better be kidding

Canes are winning it all anyway so it doesn't matter

BASED

lol is that Philippines?

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>Kia now makes Ford commercials
Jesus, no one is buying a Kia Telluride to tend the cattle on their ranch, Mr. Advertisers

basedboys? who else

>live action pickachu
>live action sonic
>live action lion king
>live action aladdin
Just fast forward to the live action, live action era.

I know it's not her Mr Tarrant, it was the only porn related pic I have on my phone

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Hot

>mfw kawaii shuts down KD, curry continues to suck, and the Raptors win the finals in 5

It’s frightening how little anyone understands about basketball and who is actually good

should I buy a brz bros...?

Poor old man Igoudala has to carry Curry's bum ass..

youtube.com/watch?v=zSGlQrTdZy4

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Please enlighten us with your basketball wisdom then you faggot

guys i REALLY enjoy american commercials

It’s going to be a very popular vehicle

Kawaii instantly leaps into top 15 all time if he shuts down KD and beats the Warriors

she looks like she fucks niggers

hollywood runs in cycles

kyrie?

10 points is hardly a big deficit in today's NBA. Even 20 points isn't safe in the era of 3s.

can my buckies just be crowned already so i can get back to watching CLAWS???

>if

I prefer Thai life insurance commercials myself but whatever floats your boat

it's like watching basketball for ants

Based

Most countries secretly do whether they care to admit it or not desu

she never had any full interracial scenes but she did have 1 scene where she blows a bunch of black guys and swallows their cum.

i'm starting to think CP3 is a liability

HARDEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHY STEPBACK WHEN STEPH IS GUARDING YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>curry hitting meme chucks once his team comfortably puts him up 10
Typical

QUIT MEMECHUCKING IT

have sex

I could have told you that.

steph is the messi of basketball

Step up rockets wtf

digitalspy.com/movies/a824808/disney-movie-schedule-2017-2018-2019-star-wars-marvel-live-action-remake/

actually, it might be only 12, next ones are Lion King and Mulan

>supermax salary
>Rondo is literally better than him now

kek

call a fucking timeout dan tony. i swear pop is the only coach with the sense to call a timeout when gsw hits their shots

If your going to foul make it a hard one

Game over senpai. I’m going play mortal kombat

10 has never been big and even a 30pt deficit is doable but the Rockets suck today. They're way too streaky in their shooting while the Warriors aren't. You also have to play defense which the Rockets aren't good at.

only reply to me if u can dunk

pooping makes me physically sick

Game is over.

Please bench paul. He's senile at this point jesus christ.

>its another warriors go on a 10+ point run and dan tony doesnt call a TO quarter

yep fuck this game fuck this league gnight

Tbh as a warriotsfag I've noticed this, he's in mvp mode during the regular season but he shrinks in the playoffs it's maddening, he'll never be a finals mvp

It's over.

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maybe they'll make animation movies from the live action movies from the animation movies

just like capcom made a street fighter from the live action movie from the video game

It's fucking over. 4 blowouts in a row.

Refball Capela out the game with 2 phantom fouls in the first quarter. Good shit refs fuck outta here

>cut lead to 2
>Durant is about to ice some EZ FTs to push the lead over 20
>took like 3 minutes

GG Rockets

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I know that feel bro. Last time I shit myself during

>leave the memiors to me

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at this point i think i should just kill myself

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>Durant leading the scoring streak
wow man i really wish Durant joined my 73 win team

>it’s a blowout
Fucking boring

I can dunk on a 9-foot hoop

>mfw 6'1" white boi with no vertical

Sucks to be you lmao

>Calling time outs

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this

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forget that, the Nuggers match up well against the Warrs. Bucks Nuggets would be kino.

REMINDER THAT CAPELA HAS A 5 YEAR $90 MILLION CONTRACT

A couple boneheaded decisions by Houston. This game is still winnable if they attack Curry and hit shots. The problem when Klay and Curry get hot is that it creates panic and breaks down the defense. Stick to the fucking gameplan.

>Curry playing like shit
>Warriors STILL up 20 points

jesus fucking christ this league is a joke

Tristan Thompson 2.0

Curry and Klay going cold into halftime is a blessing for Houston

Reminder KD is the greatest player right now and its not even close

what kind of name is dramond?

>a team's two time MVP in his prime is having an absolute stinker of a night
>still up by 20 at the half

this is not how things are supposed to work

based gold digger whore

This game's so boring I'm not even gonna be able to stay up for Inside the NBA, fuck the memeiors

Imagine if the memechucks actually we're going in

the rockets have 1 game plan for every team they are such a trash mike dantoni typical coach team

A nigger name

A made up one, like every other word and name that ever came into human existence. How offensive!

About time Capela made a shot

The Rockets are turning the ball over like crazy, they need to slow the fuck down and stop making wild passes all over the court

Not even top 10

But muh lobs

they literally just memechucking till they connects like 5 in a row, beautiful basketball indeed

ok tanner

>series tied 2-2
did you think before your posted this?

>these fucking misses
Y i k e s

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all these missed 3;'s...what a fucking sport

curry lmao

Is D'Antoni a genius. Not calling a single timeout when offend has stagnated and Warriors going on a 20-4 run

They throwing bricks now

>implying that D'Antoni has any other plan than "permachuck threes"

And the guy wanted the max too

>Rockets and Warriors just bricking threes 65 percent of the time

Man, this is so watchable.

>Curry 2-6 FG 1-6 3P 0-1 FT at halftime
>Durant singlehandedly fucking carrying this team
>Curry will forever live in Durant's shadow
holy fuck my sides

>it's another chuckfest
now this is good basketball

What kind of name is Todd? Fuck off white boi

And with all these rings (another one incoming), he's still unsatisfied. Now he wants to win being the unquestioned alpha dog. Except Kyrie wants to join too.

Is curry washed?

*floss dances* HURRA"Y

How many rings does Durant have without Curry?

shutup the dubs have chosen your fate

guys im barefoot right now...

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He just had a pretty good game like 2 days ago. I don't think he's washed although he does seem to go cold in the playoffs out of habit at this point.

Durant's a pussy, sure, but Curry is a total hack

halftime faptime last digit (or two digits if you're a madman) is how many times you edge

watch your fucking mouth

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Are you somehow implying he wouldn't be the unquestioned alpha dog with Kyrie? Dude is washed

Okay

Durant is a walking vagina in human form

That one was carried by Iggy.

i'm too stressed, post bundas plz

They need to save those time outs for the inevitable foul game at the end.

>STEPHEN vs THE GAME
>undisputed leader of the most dominant team in NBA history
>and yet....
>0 FMVP
oh ho ho ho no no n nonoHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Harden is a close 2nd

No. Curry doesn’t get star calls from refs in playoffs, he literally has to shoot 50% to be a factor bc refs let him get mugged

I'm literally naked right now

He didn't use his allotted timeouts for the first half though. It's just wasted timeouts that could have stopped GSW's momentum.

how many rings does curry have without Durant not against an Aussie shitposter

as someone that tries to watch this godawful sport once a year i really dont understand how anyone could think this is a legit athletic team competition. its literally just a bunch of people playing for themselves and shooting from anywhere. basketball is by far and away the most inferior of the major sports tactically

The fact that Harden somehow with guys like Shumpert, Rivers, Tucker etc has made this a series... speaks incredibly of him.

HOW YA LIKE THAT

WHATCHU THINK OF ME NOW?

is it considered gay to bathe with men

>celebrating the moon landing
>imploring

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Shooters go on slumps. Pretty normal.

Ok boomer. Still leagues better than boreball.

>I don't do the most but I do a lot
what did stephen mean by this?

>commercial for a documentary that literally brags about how steph curry ruined basketball
I can't wait to watch it

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More like Kyrie's dumbass will just amplify all the bullshit he's done in Boston to 11. He'll chuck up contested 3 pointers instead of passing to Durant, just like Westbrook. Except they'll win a few more games.

I really hate when commercials are way louder than the game

not at all.

>Rivers, Tucker
Those 2 have been amazing for 4 games. Even Eric Gordon was outplaying Curry for 3 games

Dude is putting up average numbers on terrible FG%, Houston is only alive bc the Warriors bench is ass and Curry and Klay have been terrible

>How many team accomplishments can we credit/discredit in relation to player we love/hate for entirely emotional and not logical reasons

This is worse than " TOM BRADY GOAT " when the Pats D is responsible for at least 2 of "his" rings. Jesus Christ, sports fans are the worst thing ever.

>draymond green is a all star meme

thinking that is gay is gay

tucker is based m8

>steph ruined the game
Hmmmm that’s not Durant

Finals mvp is a direct individual accomplishment though you brainlet

draymond is only an allstar when they want to use the 4 all stars argument

as if anyone still watches boreball

Tucker and Gordon are decent, Rivers and Shumpert are a joke

what was chuck going to say?

this gymnast chick...jesus

You sure about that?

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No, actual men don't have a problem with nudity because it's the natural state of mankind.

Tucker is a beast would gladly take him on my team any day

"Asshole"

Durant can actually shoot, which is a fundamental aspect of the sport of basketball

>2 out of 6 rings was carried by defense
>that means 4 were carried by his offense
>somehow not GOAT
Cope more.

Last year the Rockets' bench was complete shit, Curry and Klay were way more on their game, and they still went to 7 games.

>Kenny The Jet Smith runs to the big screen meme

It also discounts the entire year leading up to that point and in no universe would Iguodala have been in a position to win FMVP without Curry, so stop trying to snatch all the glory purely because you have a personal hatred for a man you don't even know.

just another big rim who can charge to the rim. seen plenty of him, drose, westbrook etc. they look elite for a few years and then go to shit the moment they need a knee surgery.

KD can score from literally anywhere and plays solid defense. And he's done it in the finals

fuck off normie

...

the FMVP is a meme though, because LeBron was undoubtedly the most valuable player in that series. It's only because the NBA set a precedent for winners receiving the FMVP that Iguodala got it.

>Kenny with a great breakdown for once
not bad

NEW

>And he's done it in the finals
with 3 other all stars

How big you think Shaqs dick is?

>normie
Lick my sack, normalfag.

cringe. trying way to hard to fit in normie.

so refball. great. enjoy your irrelevant sport.

Yeah aafter the rams win Brady has had to score 30+ to win superbowls. When he doesn't they lose. His defense sucks dick. He even set the record for superbowl offense and they still lost. Bill belichik is a meme coach when it comes to defense. Without Brady he was coaching the Browns doing nothing.

>playing so good that it forces the defense to commit an illegal move is refball
git gud

KD avearge 30pts/15reb on 50% in the 2012 Finals

Holy shit, your insecurity just gave me wood. I've been here longer than Yea Forums has been a board.

>i'm superior because i've been on a mongolian weaving board longer than you
pathetic
with 2 other allstars

there you go jay g

Harden averaged 8pts in the 2012 Finals, it’s literally the reason why OKC picked Ibaka over him

Todd? It's a variant of Tod, meaning Death. "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." And what the hell is *your* name?

Is that supposed to sound cool or something?

Bruh I actually have a very cool and unique name but im not gonna say it

>Bill belichik is a meme coach when it comes to defense.

>1986 New York Giants destroy Broncos in Super Bowl XXI
>Trash 1990 New York Giants manage to stifle high-octane Buffalo Bills offense and manage to win Super Bowl XXV. Give an assist to Scott "Wide Right" Norwood
>Manage to do enough to beat the "Greatest Show on Turf" Kurt Warner QBed Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI
>Patriots manage to hold high-scoring Rams (33 points/game) to just 3 points in winning Super Bowl LIII.

Belichick is one of the greatest defensive coaches in NFL history, one of the greatest head coaches in NFL history and, absolutely certainly, the greatest head coach in the free agency era of the NFL.

I'm just a guy who, in a fit of whimsy, stepped in to the conversation because someone was asking what kind of name Todd (that isn't my name) was. The quote is J. Robert Oppenheimer quoting the Bhagavad Gita after the success of the Trinity test.

>STEPHANIE

OH SHIT TORN ACHILLIES! WARRIORS ARE FUCKING DONE

Did KD just get Kobe'd?

F