/CL/ Ajax v Tottenham, match thread

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Tottenham's XI for tonight

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Streams will be posted here: footybite.com/football/ajax-vs-tottenham-hotspur-live-stream/
30 min before the kick-off

I don't want to lose

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I predict a boring game lads

Tottenham are shit especially if they’re behind. They insist on meme counter attacks

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i know fuck all about this ajax side. how many players would get into spurs 11?

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Girl on the right is a man now.

OP forgot to mention it's the semite-final

Based Gaza Nigga

very problematic post

Get them while they're hot lads. I'll be supplying my Yea Forums friends throughout the match!

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Brehs...

only 2 desu. they didnt even win the dutch league

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all 11 of them, since spurs loves to buy our lads

I'm scared lads ;_;

12

Based, I will have nothing as I'm trying to lose some weight however. Will have a nice cup of tea for the spurs. Hope they win

Who /ABL/ here?

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sanchez, eriksen, alderweireld, vertonghen

I'd say three.
Van de Beek definitely would.
Then De Jong.
De Ligt is overrated imo so it's debatable.

Do you have any Vlammetjes?

Whats her name?

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>chelsea
>hates pool more than spurs

plastic AF. should have known from the flag though

Is this the /ass/ general?

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Carol Seleme.

Your new ronaldo, Yea Forums

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Frank

HOE DE FOK PRIK JE ZO'N DING FATSOENLIJK OP JE TANDENSTOKER!!?? FOKKERS VALLEN ER ALTIJD AF DOORDAT HET GAT GROTER IS ALS DE STOKER REEEEEE

also, hup Ajax hup

>Call your club Ajax
>Use a picture of Menelaos as your badge
Lmao cucked

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ngl, latter part of this post is a bit cringe, but I wish you good luck with the weight loss. A healthy user, is a happy user
Just bitterballen for tonight la

4-1 spurs. im off to the pub. oles at the wheel lads

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The team Poch should have used in the first half of the first game. Absolutely fucked it with that meme back 5

Ik heb letterlijk nog nooit iemand bitterballen met een prikker zien eten
Pak ze gewoon met je mannenklauwen en stel je niet aan alleen de binnenkant is warm

I'm healthy already but I want to lose weight from 79kg with 183cm to 75kg

Gewoon met je blote mannenklauwen oppakken en zo in je bek rossen.

Doe ik, daarom de vraag ook Jaap

Alright thats too bad, thanks anyway

that's disgusting the kid ruins both the pure white and the pure ebony genes

escorts are so fucking expensive nowadays in this shithole, fuck drug cartels for making those prices skyrocket.

Based Zlatan

twitter.com/veronicainside/status/1126186351240593409

Why are you 3’rd world country’s unable to distinguish fun brap posting from full on disgusting porn?

Hahaha wat, ik zeg bijna exact hetzelfde.

Just use your hands la
Im 78/178 and I want to lose a kg or 2. Not really a priority though.

>disgusting porn

That's an artistic treatise on the female form in the process of copulation you uncultured swine

I like spurs and would like to see them win but I feel Ajax would KEK Liverpool. Dilemma

How many zoomers will Ajax sell this summer?

>all this degeneracy
cringe

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Good luck to both teams. Let's enjoy a game of football, with fair-play and togetherness. May the best team win at the end and all the supporters be happy with the effort made by both clubs.

Remember, you're all winners for reaching this phase when no one expected it

thought you were joking, fucking hell

All of them

Ajax is going to trash toiletnam

Neres, de Ligt are def leaving and De Jong has alredy been sold to Barca

Yeah, she's a fucking nutcase.

t.me/spfooty

you're not in it

Lel I'm 188 and I wish I weighed 78 kg (66 here)

Spurs gonna get crushed, couldn't win in their own shiny stadium, couldn't win here.

Citeh should have been here.

Als je toch als een autist bitterballen met een prikker wilt eten gebruik dan 2 prikkers

do you have any info on what happened?

We are literally the same height and weight.

dubs and Ajax win

I know you'll let me down.. but COYS

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We’ll never get another Kino comeback match like last night

3-1 to ajax

A-are you made of paper?

Irish are showing highlights of how shit Barça were last night, ballboy gets motm they even named him ffs

Godverkanker verbrand me bek

Persoonlijk neem ik mijn 1000 keer gevouwen Japans staal eetstokjes mee. Geen vette vingers en mensen zijn altijd onder de indruk als ik mijn vingervlugheid laat zien. En met mensen bedoel ik de vrouwelijke mensen... ;)

Fucking eat some butter

I want to suck her dick lads

Picture of Natalie Mars?

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I'll never understand why Irish are this autistic about Liverpool

Pure muscle lad

Based nice portuguese poster

Dele Ali has been exposed so hard without Kane and Son. This is his final chance.

SON HAT TRICK CHECK ME NUMBAHS LADS

>spurs win 2-1
>they then win at penalties
>spurs vs liverpool final
kino

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjG7hto4vY

How did Hitler let this slip to the bongs?

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Her dick is ugly though

Eating is tiresome

herpes

wouldn't go to penalties if that happened

He's been bad all season, even with both on the field.

Posting Ancilla for good luck

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oh shit, 1-0 then, i just thought it was even less realistic that ajax don't score at all so i made it 2-1

Er zijn mafketels die een boterham met mes en vork eten. Dus er zullen ook wel gekkies zijn die dat met bitterballen doen.

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>let ajax slip

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>we

you're fucking gay sweden

Liverpool is an Irish city, it's a ferry to there from Dublin, Scousers just about all have an Irish great-grandparent, they're by far the most popular club in Ireland. But anyway, on to tonight's game eh

Based Drachenlord

meddl

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I'm this cat

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drink milk before bed, but rinse your mouth afterwards

>it ain't gonna suck itself user

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spurs are going to get slaughtered here

5-2 ajax

Everyone in England has an Irish great grandparent

Based

dubs for sonny early goal

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Scottish hooker costs are actually outrageous. Fucking munters too.

Lana, why ;_;

Based

Brits are obsessed with Paddy cock

3-1 spurs check em

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Should I get some dude weed lmao?

Why is she drooling?

my gf doesnt want to watch avengers endgame cause the session is too late

if we go earlier i wont get to watch ajax

what should i do?

Any /son/ in?

wonder how whoever first transliterated the name to English made it Ajax, how do you get from Aeas to Ajax, where did the j and x come from

suck your gf's penis

Don't watch avengers it's shite

pump and dump then stay home with Yea Forums watching a comfy CL match

Tell her this: Iron Guy dies and the good guys win the end
Fuck capeshit and fuck your gf for wanting to watch that shit

>tfw no Helene Hendriks gf

give ze refball

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This is what he actually looks like without makeup and cosplay.

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wtf man, i wouldn't dare go lower than 80

>watches sci-fi movies

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you should avoid watching capeshit

tell her you're gay, she will go home crying

nice

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Lads pls

Based Sneijder on BT sport

Ajax are piss poor at home, gonna get exposed

Don't be a fag

Spurs aren't exactly dominant away

and FUCK van der vaart

>WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPE

Dont mind me, just waiting to see who we will DEMOLISH in the final

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where to watch?

Lads, Im nervous. We werent even expected to survive the group stage and now we have a decent shot at reaching the finals. It's madness.

>sci-fi = capeshit
you pleb

I can see spurs pulling out a glorious victory tonight only to gift the CL to Liverpool in the final

Spurs fans,

Would you like to see spurs win the champions league but Poch leaves

Or

Dont win the champions league and poch stays

>Can only perform in a season where literally everyone but Ajax is playing like dogshit with a team that's too old

Wew

Who's ready for a all English final?

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im 186 and 75 kg and i work out, ur not pure muscle at 66 kg and 188 lol pls eat

Any experiences with them i was going to give it a go but dont want conned.

In my family we have a rule called "the footy's on". I explained it to my wife when I met her. These things must be established and held to early on. So tell her the footy is on and you want to watch it with her, tell her it's a bunch of zoomers playing some yids. If you go to the movies with her now and miss the match you will be fucked forever with her.

>he doesn't have his own business, qt gf and is rich in his 20's

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>not watching based Jack "Bitterbal" van Gelder

sry, i don't know anything about your child movies

You seem to have missed the part of my post where it says

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPE

>from ireland
>not a liverpool fan

cringe

Very good point friend. These small things stick with women.

That's right, problem?

dubs for son dying on the pitch

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Any good bets for today? Both teams to score?

She looks super hot but if you actually zoom in she doesn't look nearly as good

come on you spurs

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I came here just to post this I wanna bet on something but I have no clue

Fuck Jack Speknek, mediageile biljardbal. Ter land, ter zee en in de lucht was kino though

I'm very demoralized from the previous two matches, at least the first leg >we didn't start Sissoko and Vertonghen died midway plus no Son or Kane so it was understandable, but Saturday was just awful even if I ignore the bullshit red Son got, still it was very bad.
I hope they at least lose with some valiant effort and decent play

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The only sure bet for today is me fucking your mum doggystyle after the game is over

Spurs will play well but waste chances and lose 1-0

live sporting events always take precedent over dumbass capeshit you can watch at any time

Son deserved the red for going into a tard rage.

Sad monkey :(

>That guy in the back wearing his sunglasses backwards

I can already tell that everyone in that room is a cunt.

Ajax tend to create a lot of chances, I expect them to score at least two goals, while spurs tend to rely much on son, one goal at most or who knows, maybe he performs good tonight and gets himself a hat trick but I still think the former is more likely to happen

You need to be 18+ to post here

yes, I'd like to be like him :c

1X seems good value

Wrong, most matches we see way worse off the ball incidents than the light shove Son did that don't even get a warning let alone a yellow or red card, just yesterday Robertson smacked Messi's head for no reason and the ref didn't even reprimand him. Sterling acts way more aggressively otb and never gets shit.

twitter.com/JohnnyMilburn/status/1126187968463503360

THIS IS GREAT BANTER

Betting angle

Btts can't see spurs keeping clean sheet but still scoring
Son to score anytime
Over 2 corner's in first half for spurs they will be going for it
Nice 6 point bet bulder

based Portsuuuuuuuuugal

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Well what's stopping you?

>we

She looks like she fucks black guys

Your mum only fucks under 18s?

classiest fans in the world

cutie

You have a mental illness, seek therapy

Based.

well med schools aren't the studies that get you rich in your 20 or help you start a business.
for the gf i should go outside and be less creepy

>feet cropped
WHY

>Red dress
>Ribbon heels
>That bench

She looks too Spanish

legs

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Spur are going to win!
@Ajax - youtube.com/watch?v=WUl9NPPMx8s

Ajax are the good guys, right?

thats his name
HIS

yank fashion

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checked

>greece talking

stfo and pay your bills papamodoulospous

Doubles proclaim that Alli will dab on the haters tonight

>Medical school
Do a specialisation like dermatology or even better pediatrician. Shitloads of money

>mfw qt at work
>looks kinda like this
>mfw scared to hit her up because could be a tranny
Ffs lads when did it get like this?

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skribbl.io/?YbvpTS0fFS
Anyone to start a game while waiting for footy ?

of course!

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btts and over 3,5, fug it

are you dumb? both countries are Iberian, they share a lot in common

Liverpool fan wondering the outcome, hope it's a good match, think Ajax will win 4-1. I'll post the exact same comment in the other identical thread too.
See which thread wins...
I want Ajax for the non oh look we are playing spurs again but it would be good for the prem if spurs got through too.
I don't like Poch anymore though since he attacked the ref after the game!

I might be hated for this, and I'm not gay or anything, but have you guys noticed that men are naturally more beautiful than women? It is no lack of reason why traps or men who do hormone therapy end up looking like hotter women than real women themselves. Just my input. Again, not gay, just stating fact. Women without makeup are fucking hideous, while men without makeup are passable. So when the trans man puts on makeup he turns into a 10/10 woman.

she's a pure blooded english rose

Why the fuck are you complaining then? If you wanted to be rich then you should've done something else
Or switch to cosmetic surgery there's loads of moneh to be earned chopping up dicks and making vaginas out of assholes

So we all agree that legs > ass > tits

Right

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dont post women, I'm fasting inshallah

fuck off tayfag

Jim White on talksport earlier said he had breaking news from his sources that Kane would be on the bench today

No
Face>Hips>Ass>Stomach>Legs>Tits>Rest

Sure but the bench is from Andalucia. Anyway I've never been to Portugal, can any Portubro tell me if you have these benches there?

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almost 9 anyway la

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tits>legs>ass
you fucking subhuman

3-0 for Ayax

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Son to score
Alli to score twice

Based

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why don't people like tits anymore
what the fuck happened, don't remember people being like this 10 years ago.

Son to score
Alli to score twice

literally can't decide who'd we'd rather batter

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>Not gay

tits > legs > ass

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based af

>Face>hips>ass>tummy>legs>tits

We don't even have benches let alone fancy ones like those

fight club was 20 years ago

based Mouyes suits being a pundit because he has experienced it all unlike Wenger who still talk shit

Found the virgin

Post more Taylor Swift please.

GO ON MY SON

Face > legs > feet > voice > tits/ass

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face > feet > stomach > rest

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so we all agree belly >legs > ass > tits

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BASED

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Ajax, tin pot spuds making a final would be a stain on the Champions League

This tickled my peepee.

gotta fap real quick before the game

Is it weird that i find girls to be much sexier when they are dressed? Like that girl on the right looks so hot in that pic but im sure that when naked she would be a disappointment

They are Jews after all

What do you want friend? Feet? Legs? Face? Lewd stuff

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That's called being a virgin

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>lose a total fluke game 1-2 to real madrid after you've dominated for 90 minutes
>be better than juve but the game ends in 1-1
>piss poor

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Changes every dozen years. Used to be legs in the 80s and 90s, then tits until like 2009ish.
That is correct friend

It’s normal if you’re from the western world and have an imagination.

3’rd are unable to

yep
they are legs

Tits - lads
Arse - closeted homos
Legs - pretentious
Waist:hip ratio - patrician

Hey :-) ...bitch

brrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAAPPPp

VAN DE BEEK!

There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

>skribbl.io/?YbvpTS0fFS
skribbl.io/?YbvpTS0fFS

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thots and roasties are not good looking ever. not all women are these though, and reminder that the beauty of the woman peaks at 18, for the man it's 33. stop looking at thots and roasties mate, start looking for virtuous ladies

legs>ass>>>>tits

Cope

twitter.com/JohnnyMilburn/status/1126187968463503360

What if I prefer the vagina?

Evening

No, that's a real thing. Something like "the anticipation is hotter than the reality" or something. There's some psychology shit behind it.

who /cantstophavingtotakeapiss/ here

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slag posting is embarrasing, this is not a blog

>feet
>above anything

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gay

just want her to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon

how is Son allowed to play if he had a red card last match?

if she has a beautyspot under her lips>tits>everything else

k

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That's fucking gay mate. Vaginas are disgusting.

alri grandad

it's fake tits what people don't like, any other opinion is wrong

this

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avengers is NOT sci-fi it is CAPESHIT

stream:
streams.notahoneypot.me/
testing something on the stream, tell me if there's lag

that was in the Premier League, this is a different competition, the Champions League

based portubros sitting in the gutter

this thread is worse than a heem thread

Reminder that Alli will DAB on the haters

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It is, fucking degeneracy

based Litmanen

but how come you get a spot in the champions league if you do good in the premier league, arent they part of the same organization?

son will score 2 goals to knock out the zoomers

dont watch the game, come snuggle instead, rawr

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/lig/ is back next month just saying

small club mentality

I know this is probably something you've heard said before but the bleacher report football really is terrible. Genuinely more ads than "analysis" and the analysis isn't really analysis but more memeing.

Terrible

Christian Ronald

basadinho

o-o

because

Does she come with a penis?

Premier league is run by the FA
Champions league is run by UEFA

No shit. It's a clickbait site.

based

Ugh, fuck of 3dshit

I literally don't give a shit who goes through, just beat liverpool in the final

still different rules mate

Booking a summer holiday with my gf this weekend

No refunds

where

Where are you going la?

>Basadinho
When will we see him?

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seems fine

evening gents lets hope this is as mad as last night

>this thread

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Spurs will play really well but miss good chances and end up losing 1-0 (2-0)

I also book things with my right hand

That is American League of Legends pro "Sneaky". He is indeed a man.

meddl

This game is so shit we have to slag post BEFORE the match. Fucking christ.

Is De Jong's transfer locked in? After seeing Barcelona get btfo could he still pull out?

I already booked mine with my gf. Going to lake Como to menaggio and belaggio etc and visit my family in Spain afterwards while staying in fancy hotels the entire time. 1300€ for everything you can imagine doing for 9 days

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>last 2 digits will be the final score

my ukulele is broken lads

>thinking Tottenham can win in these awful green kits

“No”

Is she fit? Wouldnt want to be surrounded by pretty women while tied up with a donkey

yeh tell me , i hate Brits abroad so I can avoid you

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Wtf Neres out Dolberg in

Thinking of Gran Canaria, first holiday together and that

Dolberg is playing instead of Neres

MUH FLAGS

GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS

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Oh yuck, the closeups were a real downer

bought these bad boys lads

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>19.99£ for two medium pizzas

Is this supposed to be a deal in the UK?

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MEDDL

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Who Yea Forums here?

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Slag (male) posting is eternal.

coys

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WHO WANTS IT MORE

ass>legs>tits

Have sex

>make quintuple the money
>you can probably be a starter considering how irrelevant Rakitic has been
>your best bro can come too (de Ligt) and probably make geriatric Pique retire
>all while living in probably the best youth city in the world

why would they not want to go to Barcelona at this point

Yeah she’s a nice little sort lad

dubs and spuds do it

It's normal, hence why fashion and picking clothes that look good on you is important

ajo

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Yea Forums is for normal people, autists can go fuck off to

not really up for this game
nothing can beat barcelona getting btfo like that
they did these matches the wrong way round

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Pacey nigger btfo by based coach

BREAKING: Neres is kill, Dolberg starts

CAM ON SONNY SCAR SAM FUCKING GALS

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already done that desu

>neres injured
it's over lads, congrats tottenham

I bet your gf is a fat ugly slag, faggot

meddl

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Why would you want to go to a club that just got btfo when you can stay at the Treble winning side?

Why the fuck do Napoli want to buy Trippier

I know your tight so just get a LIDL frozen one

He still alive?

You need to be +18 to post here, lil' zoom

Based

>DOLBERG

We're fucked

>Dolberg starting

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What does his phone say Yea Forums?

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>dolberg
OH NO NO NO

what the fuck thats preposterous

Not wanting to flame out like Coutinho for one.

>I won the skribbl

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FUCK TOTTENHAM AND FUCK KIKES, C'MON AJAX ARYANDAM

the nights nosh; chicken kievs

always nice to have a british scapegoat

dolberg is very cute

>dolberg
JUST

Pizza is expensive in UK because it has massive tariff as a foreign import foodstuff

How old are you trashman. Boomers go suck some dicc

Dolberg PLEASE show some of your pre-injury form PLEASE I still believe lad don't let me down!!

>neres out
>dolberg starting

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no TADIC?

he's overrated

more alive than ever

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Because these kids are not incel faggots with no aspirations like yourself.

BAED

this
0-0 incoming
snore

You can get a real one that's much better than Dominos for less here, and food here usually costs much more than in Europe

good on you pal, enjoy

Why is Doll Berg starting?

Either Spurs go through or they get demolished

what happened to Nahrez?

>subbing in le alien man

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Can’t get over Ajax’s blick keeper

>de jong
what a fag

>son massaging the boy

DOLBERG ABOUT TO EARN HIS BARCELONA TRANSFER

>Berg starting against yids
Is this 4d chess ?

L A D S I T S T O T T E N H A M

who were the two muslims in the ajax team who are fasting for ramadan? are they starting?

stream is laggy as shit, lower bitrate or something.

Well?

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Why all this reaction to dolberg?
I thought he was doing quite well in the league

>tfw no hobbies whatsoever except from watching sports and going to the gym
>no gf ever
anyone on the same boat

4-3 ajax (5-3)

>all while living in probably the best youth city in the world
>Barcelona

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lags a bit for me

???? They import the whole pizza???

up front?

>cl anthem
they should just do this once in the very first match and in the final, it's annoying having to hear it every single time

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gf just told me ajax are a handsome team..

>KASPER

We had a nice run.

>please pull an Origi

Why only boy mascots

Goddamn Ajax look like such a bunch of aryan giga chads

the alivest

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>spurs fans singing over the cl anthem
Cringe or based?

What kind of doping are Ajax on? Did they find a new substance?

DOLBERG REDEMPTION ARC

Unfortunately he's been VERY unlucky.

>4 blondes in Ajax team

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DA CHAMPIOOOOOOOONS

I'm shitting myself lads

So afraid of the eternal choke

I want Ajax to win the CL. Liverpool will win it, of course, but Ajax would be great.

What an obnoxiously loud PA system.

ziyech and mazraoui

can anyone link a live stream?

he's better than post-injury dolberg

Oh fuck, it's the big forehead referee.

nice hijacking there

ziyech & mazraoui
yes they are
it's not confirmed they're actually fasting

howdy

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Looking forward to this game, depending on the result either team could go through to the CL final

Mazraoui and Ziyech and yes

Which Ajax players are getting bashed first, lads?

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Why isn't Neres playing?

this ref is a disgrace to the sport

>biggest game of his career
>gets injured in the warm-up

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der fadne geht mir zu schnell

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Why does Dolberg look like he doesn’t even want to be there

DA CHAAAAAAAAAMPIONS

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my bad, the stupid danish commentators starting talking about tadic and dolberg being in, so i got confused

>people actually think Ajax are losing this

He's really good too, watch him

i need to masturbate to some deepthroat first

She saw the goalkeeper

How do you pronounce Mazraoui lads?

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Where's England's brave capatain URRACANE

>brych

cant wait for all the wrong calls

Cursed player

OH NO ITS THE SHIT GERMAN REF

unironically exactly the same bud, closest i had was an online "gf" when i was 19 but she turned out to be bipolar

spurs choke way more often dude don't worry, although I'm supporting them it's a long shot

Is this shit not shown on national televion in NL?

She's not, but I bet you are

The T*rkish ref is worse

who /zoomer/ here

digits and they collapse on the field

Injured in warm up apparently

who??

"ex-poz-d

guess there's another kasper about to win an important trophy.

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Onana is her favourite.

CAMAN YOU SPURS SCORE SUM FUCKIN' GOALS

Nah he's been struggling a lot

Is this in Ajax or Hotspur?

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too much hype after one good season

Neres isn't fit.

refresh with ctrl f5

Who got injured?

Holy shit boys we are gonna do it

Based gook will score 3

>didnt refball real madrid
>must be shit

shut up zidane

Wait is that sneaky? lol

going for all >white players to counter the diverse Tottenham

Please let this be the start of the Dolberg redemption arc.

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Just noticed, Hotspur isn't a word

he got injured in the cup final last sunday, looked to be ready to play but didn't survive the warm up. rip in peace

come on my orange brothers

nice mask faggot

based

Don’t short change yourself I’d much rather have Liverpool face spuds than Ajax

TELL ME ABOUT JAN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

IF SON SCORES IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES WE ALL GET A DRUGGIE GF

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>Dolberg

remember when this guy was the fashionable Ajax zoomer?

Tell me about Vertongen, why does he wear the mask?

Ugly af

Why is there a motorway running through the stadium

Neres

Yeah they don't have any licensed pizza makers there anymore since the brexit scared them all back to italy

potentially scouted for Yea Forums dreamteam

Oh joy.

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Based Kuipers should just ref every game from now on.

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CAM ON AYYAX

Me

entire tottenham squad look like there shitting themselves

So, have you lads put money on CL winning the CL? Since it's guaranteed.

Are those solar panels?

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"mazza"

nppc

>"Eye-hax"

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>Jermaine Jenas commentating

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red cards are meant to have repercussions against the team that gets them that benefits their current opponents. Bournemouth aren't going to benefit if spurs are weakened in the CL, but do if if the ban is in the premier league

>black keeper

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The masketta man

do we shitpost in /hoc/ again when something happens?

based Jan, crashing the spuds with no survivors

>lost 700 eur on Barca yesterday
>betting on Ajax today to win it back

It's strange I get the feeling he doesn't want to play at all, or that he somehow doesn't really fit the team. It's a shame I really like him as a player but maybe he's sub-top material

>no Fernando Llorente starting
:(

reminder that spuds literally just need to score once

Oh jotum

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She ain't wrong lad. Ask her if you should get an Ajax jersey

kane 2.0 expect a goal dubz confirm

[insert Bane meme]

>tf
>tp

No

Can't wait for that Spurs bias.

it's just a small road la
easy access to the parking lot underneath it

I don't want Spurs to win because I don't think they deserve it. I don't want Liverpool to win because their fans are insufferable, one moment they're singing in the streets, the next they're calling for players to be murdered and Klopp to be sacked. Ajax are the most likeable out of the three teams. So Ajax > Spurs > Liverpool. I say that as an Arsecuck fan.

To you footy hipsters, what type of pressing are Ajax doing when not in possession?

...

let's be honest, whichever of these teams goes through will crumble in the final

tanknutdave.com/hotspur-hussar-armoured-personnel-carrier/

Onana is actually good though, Kick it out la'

>no david neres
>dumberg starting

congratulations tottenham

if I pulled that off, would he die?

what does alli do exactly besides flossing?

>dolberg

bfst.to/play/soccer-28.php

Rolling for this I still believe

>betting on major games

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>those ghettos around the stadium
kek

Oh no no

DYING ALREADY HNNNNG

>DE LIGT

Aaaaaaaa

GOOAAALLLLL

THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT THE LIGHT

The rape has begun
First down, four to go

EASY BOIS

>overrated
>the city of you

Brushing his teeth before

GOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLL

Wtf is Trippier doing there

FAKIN GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

DE LIGHTE

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

oy vey

la's can we beat these zoomers next round, im getting nervous already

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>2-1 for tottenham incoming

Oh fuck me I knew we'd lose but i was hoping for some dignity

Still would

IT'S READY OGRE

>De Ligt
>Overrated
Look at the fucking state of you

JALALALALALA

AJAX AMSTERDAM

Which ones have you had off adult work m8?

Lads, It's Tottenham

Rate this players iq

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>Spurs

Get dabbed

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last two digits of this post

you zoomers are fucking cancer

Source?

Tuxedo mask is that you?

yea