Who can stop them?

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Just use a bidet or something if you want to wipe your ass with something wet

Those baby whipes are for cleaning

based

flushable wipes are not actually flushable. you should not do this.

>19yo

I've heard about these horrors

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are you 90 or something?

/elite/ post right here. Only way to truly clean one's ass is to blast the shower head inside the open anus.

is that what I think it is?

>blast the shower head inside the open anus.
Never change Yea Forums

yes, people actually dive down shit water to get those things out

what is it?

big mass of baby wipes infused with shit that clog entire sewage systems

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It's a gamechanger desu. It's the only way to feel really clean. Just rubbing some soap on your ass doesnt really cut it.

I flushed the fetus from the abortion my gf had, why wouldn't I flush baby wipes?

i thought you guys had a bin for your used toilet papers?

wtf, never thought that would be so problematic.

>he hasnt taken the colostomypill

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We're not actually obliged to use LO CUBO DE CACA. I can't afford for the state-spec cubo, so I flush the toilet paper.

>tfw I clogged multiple toilets in Brazil
Sorry la, I didnt know I couldnt flush the toilet paper :(

>UH THE BABY WIPES ARE CLOGGING THE SEWERS
>make and market flushable baby wipes
>NO THEY STILL CLOG THE SEWERS

Someone is lying, either governments or BIG Paper and whoever is lying is doing something illegal.

>A lot of the large bloackages often find fucking cement that has been poured down

He will use them to clean his ass, but not from shit

why don't people just take a mini shower after shitting or ejaculating, hell sometimes even after taking a piss I put my penis under the shower and rinse it

You mean in a sexual way? What good would that be if there's no shit involved?

Imao, I actually take a mini shower if I have to shit in the evening (always try to do it in the morning before my shower and work). I just feel incredibly dirty without it.

Based&redpilled

Based

because they are retarded kuffars

>getting undressed, wet, dry, then getting dressed again just to take a shit when wet wipes exist

no thanks

oh no 5 minute time to clean body from shit

is too much for fat American

What's different from using wet toilet paper?

Take a shit and then clean your ass with the shower head. Look at the amount of shit particles staining the shower floor. You cant get all of that with wet wipes, no matter how good your technique. Ultimately you're just smearing it all over your ass.

It's softer

if you shit more than once a day you need to eat less

wet toiletpaper breaks so u will wipe ur ass with ur hands, also the paper will get on ur ass/asshairs wtfmen

Wish I had a modern Japanese style toilet.

Piss: Drain the excess piss with toilet paper
Shit: If I haven't showered that day and I don't have a place to go later, I will shower. Otherwise, toilet paper.
Cum: Shower immediately after.
Sex: Shower before and after, unless sex is on the pool. If I'm having gay sex, I usually clean my anus the day before and before the act, as it cleans and helps with the stretching.

>implying he won't need them for after he's done butt fucking lelverpoop in the final

Disgusting

>angry tsu

What am I looking at what's the sticker at his abs?

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nigga just use a bidet

you waste too much time if you gonna shower every time you take a shit or a pee

>bidet
Kill yourself

>tf
>tp
literally everytim

>taking a shower when all you need is an ass shower
also, bidet feels good, no homo

>taking a ass shower, any given situation

why

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Washing my ass is cheaper and faster than toiler paper for me, my shit is pretty thick so I have to use a quarter roll every time and it still not as clean as washing it

>using toilet papers
>looking down on others
nigga you have a dirty asshole

>his flag is a leaf
>looking down on anything in existence
nigga you're canadian

>using dry toilet paper

What kind of uncivilised subhuman doesn't use a bidet? It's the most efficient and its environmentally neutral.

rich coming from a potato

Nigga my car is worth more than your entire net worth, you're a literal monkey peasant stfu please.

HIV

What's the point of having such a high net worth if it is located in Canada?

>[unintelligible monkey noises]

YOU USE TOILET PAPERS LMAOO

Why are they so cute?

And you are canadian, your point?

I'm sorry you don't have running water. Don't take it out on me.

t.

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I wouldn't mind being 154cm or even less, as long as I'm not canadian.

Barca’s bank account

Whats this?

only real chads know

t. subhuman

*170cm tall*
*dies at age 20*
*named bacteria*
*runs around with a shitcovered asshole*
>a-atleast i'm not canadian

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Anyone else using salvia on regular toilette paper
to wipe?

If I was given the option to die at the age of 20 or being canadian, I'd even help paying for my coffin and funeral.

Only homos and girls worry about their butthole hygiene. Real men just wipe, even if hairy bum. So which one are you?

Cope. Imagine telling someone who's not engrossed in Yea Forums memes that, they'd think you're a retarded incel.

the best way to clean your ass is
1- wipe one, two or 3 times with tp, at least until there's almost no shit on the paper
2 - clean your ass in the bidet with an ass-only loofah, water and soap
3 - dry it with an ass-only towel

Have you taken your mandatory daily dose of estrogen yet, leaf?

I'd rather be named Bacteria than most boring english names t b h

I'm glad I have a regular sex life but I'd give up on it if I was given the choice of being a permavirgin or being canadian.

>I'm glad I have a regular sex life
I doubt it with that shit covered asshole you seem to be proud of.

Your country is literally half trannies, what are you on about.

leaving their comfort zone

Who are they, and what do they do that can't be stopped?

Yeah, you've taken it. Mama Trudeau must be proud

Well you are wrong about both assumptions on my sex life and the cleanliness of my asshole, which is understandable: you are canadian, after all.

colostomy bag, connected to his guts so he just shits right into it

Kek got me at the end

>uses toilet paper
>claims to have a clean asshole
and you're brazillian. THIS is your cuisine. No wonder why every brazillian in CSGO is insufferable as fuck, i'd have repressed rage too if I was forced to eat soup monkeys.

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>playing CSGO
Absolutely lmaoing at you, leaf

>flag
i dont even know if im proud of this or not by now

that's the only game you monkeys can actually afford though

*be's stopped*