DAL @ STL gamethread 2 - Why is it windy in Oklahoma Edition

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I'm seriously tired of my wife's son watching these fights during the game. It's a terrible influence and I'm worried he's gonna pick up bad habits. Anyone down to start a petition to the NHL?

Do he at least enjoy the mario sounds during Avalanche games?

>dallass offense

>getting rid of fighting

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plain af OP tbrh

this looks like a young lady from my kinohole swallow collection

THAT NIGGER LITERALLY THREW THE PUCK TO THE BLUE LINE AND THEY DIDN'T CALL IT

Parayko needs to aim for the head again.

Perhaps it is...

and then his teammate played it first. Pretty sure that's a "hand pass"

lewd, rude and frankly crude

im with ya girlfriend

tfw it should be 1-0
also
>southern hockey

Stop posting fatties

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*plays blister in the sun on the organ*

>playing Violent Femmes on the PA
based, although Blister in the Sun isn't nearly their best song

desu lads pretty boring game so far

>tied going into the third
name a bigger meme

20 minutes away from a fabulous game 7 sudden death overtime

before blister in the sun they were playing GOT theme
why the fuck do I even visit Yea Forums

both these teams should get disqualified

Stfu faggot I said it was aight
t. Your wife's son's dad
Tied going into the 4th quarter

blues vs refs 1-1

just wait for the third OT

>that cheeky bloos fan faking out stors with the fist bump denial

SEETHING

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>using some cuck band with some "inspirational" song in a montage of the hockey game.

Could NBC(SN) get even more libtard and fee-fee orientated?

Fantastic Mr Fox

Dallas are going to lose because they're coach is dumb as fuck.

National Aboriginal Hockey Championships
youtube.com/watch?v=EhlB7E7vVXA
if you aren't a racist and/or sexist you will watch this

>Russian Collision

KEK

I miss Panger

what's up with the 'my wife's son' shit. is that a meme? educate me.

next time squeeze a few more buzzwords in your post

The Blues have the refs in their pocket. You guys get away with tripping and clear goalie interference nonstop lmao

5-0 5min left in the 3rd...no thanks user. Sorry

It's basically just a roundabout way of saying cuck.

here's an education:
google.com

bing bing

>NBC talking heads praising Binnington for his puck handling
Guess thats how the Star are gonna score the winning goal

My deepest apologies. I was just using liberal sentence structuring to better communicate with your type.

5-1

Just letting you know that Yea Forums is a honeypot and your being monitored by the FBI

He stole Heiskanens Calder nomination so it would only be fair.

Dallas gonna win this!

ok im bored with hockey, just spoil the ending for me. Who is going to win the whole thing?

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'Nudder Midnight West Game. Gettin on 'er.

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ends with bran on the iron throne

Sharks/avs gonna booty blast whoever wins this desu

This user is correct I'm Agent TORRES TORRES TORRES, expect us in the morning.

based bracket patrolling the chubsters

Sharks

Own goal in OT with a stupid bounce. Stars win.

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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT BRENT FUCKING BURNS YET?

Omg no. Giving me early 2000s bergavin flashbacks

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you mean the retard who only shows up for 1 game out of 7 game series? yeah i think i have beard of Brent Burns

Bruins desu

shitty /nfl/ meme

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyQswGcQiN0

Fucking own goals

delete this

They both get away with the same shit, but the blues don't have any ref assisted goals

GAS THE JEWWWS

neither of these cities deserve a nhl team. they should move one of them to yellowknife.

quack quack

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ben a bitch

hockey is just soccer for the bourgeoisie

kenny albert kinda freaks me out. seems like the kind of guy who has a nursery in his house so he can roleplay as a baby with hookers.

>2000
holy shit that was so long time ago. the blues probably won a couple of cups since then and it is all forgotten now.

sex is just fapping for the bourgeoisie

Realistically, how can a 2/10 guy like me get a girl like her?

t. currycel from Toronto

$

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>curry
found your problem, aalok

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Make money.

go back to india harjit

you can't

This game lowkey is shit

You were meant to code for $10/hr not date women

>you will never have to live life as Gurdeep Ranjul from Brampton
Shall be counting my blessings as I go to bed tonight.

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fellow pajeet to another:
>well kept beard or shave it all off, based on your face shape
>haircut 1x a month
>start working out
>build some self confidence, never break eye contact, don't be overly aggressive about it. FORCE YOURSELF to do this

other than that just put yourself in social situations and you'll build it up

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>that wasn't a penalty
Holy shit, the refpuck.

Which player shall score the GWG lads?

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Dallas has gone over 4 periods without a PP
Fuckin bullshit

>Shots are 21-2 since the end of the 1st
Lmao

Jamie Benn

but the refs assisted on their only goal

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Rigged af Gary has ALWAYS hated Dallas

Maroon

BEN BISHOP YOU SUCK

what are the fans cheering about?

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CMON LADS GET ON BY!!!!

but there is no power in their play
objectively

at this rate the shots will be 20-50 but the stars will somehow win 2-1
please god let me be wrong

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Mike Brown just flashed the jumbotron

a sequence of good hockey

>>Shots are 21-2 since the end of the 1st
>Lmao
Still tied

Are the wild the worst active franchise statistically? Or is that the sabres?

I’ve seen the blues commit about 5 slashing penalties in the last 5 min

last digits are the final score of this game

damn the stors are dogshit

>khudobin almost falling off the bench trying to pick something up off the ice

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A're ya Newfie to b'y? who knit ya?

Why even watch the playoffs if you want slashing called faggot

They got a free goal from the ref, stop botching

Free beer for playoff beards

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D-d-defense wins championships

and I've seen the stars give even less fucks about this game

no this is

>the who

This tie is boring as fuck. I'll probably play a game or two, maybe do a duolingo session while the blues try to best those damn texans

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don't speak unless spoken to leaf

Last four digits are the player who scores the winning goal

guy who plays most like Modano

blues please win

Me, on youre mom

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Why are the blues such a bad team bros?

Should be sabotage glove though

Because >we are at home

what's this tune?

No Finns

when does all the divegrass shit end, lads? clogs up this board like nothin else

Honk honk honk (slomo edition)

Zucc it is then

what language?

Nice big tits behind the dallas bench

never

season ends soon but there is international competition and then that fake champions league this summer
so basically it ends on christmas

i dig it

if digits, then digits

Wew

we're going to have another game 7 double OT finish, aren't we?

>Sandstorm

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The Champions League final is June 1st, so that should be the last time the board gets flooded for a while unless someone gets dabbed on in copa america or the gold cup.

Saving this for when >we beat the knights
Saving this for general duckery

wew

>dickinson
>dick in son
what did his ancestors mean by this?

Reminder the Stars haven’t scored a legitimate goal yet

thanks friends

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Same day as Game of Thrones finale

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>implying messi won't choke again
can't wait

There is still the EURO 2020 Qualies in June

Mostly german

YOU JUST KNOW

>someone gets dabbed on in copa america
that would probably be >us

Stars gain possession
-ice the puck
-high flip back to St. louis
-pass directly in teammates skates
-dump it in and not recover it

repeat x 1034737292 times.

>mwf haven't watched soccer in years apart from some wc highlights
was just curious about the hype today
it was totally worth it

love this meme

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200 iq hockey the future of the game

I wouldn't mind being a midget, pretty sure they get drunk as shit

5”7 vs 5”9

>lets go
>boo
rival fans in the crowd, i guess

you forgot about the refs skates

FUCK the stl boos

this is sad. stars look like absolute shit on ice.

Texans are insufferable

CAHM AHN BLOOS

I can't wait to spam cowboys images if the stars score or leave and play vidya is the blue team scores

Should the anthem be sung before every period?

For me, it’s a yes

Why is this game still 1-1?

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

why not just leave now and save everyone the trouble

before every period to be desu

puck drop*

Blues are fucked if this goes to OT, you know the Stars will win off something really soft

mom is gary's secretary, she says blues win with game winner at 1:25 second mark

They get hammered.

youtu.be/jwFNEQPzydw

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suspe

I think you mean after every icing call

25 shots to 2 since the 1st. How the fuck did Dallas get this far?

What are you guys going to do during the Rocket Mortgage Final 5?

I see the blues are waiting until OT to choke

Classic blues

AHHHHHHH
THESE BLUES BALLS

Polak is shit

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must win game desu

This game is helping me understand why some people think hockey is boring.

by doing the same thing that's kept this score tied?

>it's a one team dominates but the other scores a cheeky late goal to go through episode
gg bloos gary sent me script already

*gives away the puck in the offensive zone*

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Fucking STEEN

We will take him back

FUCKING REEEEEEFFFFFS ARE SCREWING THE STARS
all these cheap fucking hits on the Stars are keeping them from doing shit

bishop's mom high as fuck

Oh brother, this game STINKS

SOMEBODY SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

also don't forget to watch Godzilla King of Monsters on the 31st

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>yogurt commercial
>a nigger
>asking for less gibs

HONK HONK

imagine one of these shitty teams might face the bruins in the finals. since shorks/avs aren't much better either. holy shit this season.

>honk honk

will this be the least valuable stan lee?

This feels like a football manager game. God damn.

>that refpuck

>steen
>in charge of actually making a play on offense
shiggydiggy

>Pierre turning like the little bitch he is

You have to pay the for the 1st round memes

Worth it imo

>everything I don't like is from /pol/

CAM ON SOMEBODY SCAR SAM FAHKIN GOALS

So what happens when a team wins this game? The literal Jew announcing the game hasn't stated the result yet.

Unironically the soccer game today was kino
I am switching to soccer
This is my last game thread, lads
I am a Liverpool fan now

Is binnington a future HOF?

Dubs and Zucc scores the game winner with 18 seconds left

OOOO WA AH HAH AH

Who knows. Too many goalies get concussed.

Dubs and the Blues or Stars win the game.

Prepare for pain. They will lose the league on Sunday and fall to Ajax in the CL final

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OOH WAH AH AH AH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stars getting their money's worth out of Bishop

dubs and klingberg scores the game winner 37 seconds into OT

the winner of this game moves on

>2 shots in a tie game in the 3rd of a game 7
okay stars

dickinson x-----D

get ready for 3 OT

She reminds me of an old classmate. It's almost scary how alike she is.

Bettman has declared a minimum of 3 over times.

Well should have spread the memes, no more than one per round. I think we O.D.ed on those 1st round memes.

even the ref want it to end LMAO

>fake news

Starting to think whoever scores the next goal might win the game and the series fellas

LADS WATCHING ON >NBCSN AND IT IS ALL SCRAMBLED ALL OF A SUDDEN PLEASE SEND HELP

>be game seven
>only take like 4 shots
stars are disgustingly lazy desu

Why is Bishop going against the Blue single-handedly? Shouldn't he have a team?

Are they even trying to score or just figure skating

>41-15

this game is just a code word for boring desu

What if the Stars are saving all of their SOGs for when we inevitably see this game go to over time?

Trips and the stars will win this game desu

I wonder how much the stars got to throw this game?

Blues a shit

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>gets outshot

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>stors have 3 shots in the last 40 minutes
>they score a meme goal in the final 20 seconds welcome to the most blues timeline of all time

new jersey devils WILL WIN

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stars are winning this

FUG

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>efs not calling that penalty on Zuc

next one to score is probably going to win

wew

overtime incoming

fuck you shut up
faggot

refs please score again

Bishop cannot be beaten. Stars win in 7.

>have to wake up in 5 hours

fuck both these teams and their shitty offense

I'm predicting a dirt play by Jamie Benn in the 1st overtime period.

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO DALLAS

\o/

would actually would be pretty sad for the bloos if the stors cuck them in ot

Blues really tried to lose it there in the final minute

WE OGRETIME NAOW!

3 OT confirmed

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GAME
SEVEN
OGRETIME

>next goal wins
Big if true

>game can't be decided after 60 minutes
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
gonna make a beer run to Super One. anybody want anything?

>first playoffs every with 3 game 7 OTs

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OVERTIME

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the team that scores the most will definitely win

I can't handle overtime, because you don't get any time to slowly accept the lose. It just hits you.

WHO YA GOT IN OGRETIME LADS

flamin hot cheetos and some red bull

do you forgive or forget?

Thank God the period's finally over, I gotta shit.

Stors

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y-you clearly don't remember the 99 stan lee, do you

The stars

SOON

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blues will score 1 minute in, but refs take it back and the stars rebound 2 minutes later with a binnington self goal.

This semen-slurping sport ain't for me.

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yes it is horrible, like decompression sickness

Grape soda and pack of menthols

If the entire history of the blues franchise is anything to go on, Stars score a meme goal to eliminate the blues in hilarious fashion

Based Gary

GIVING THE BLUES MY ENERGY

The bullet in my pistol's chamber.

Sure why the hell not
\o/

I dont want to do the whole OT thing

Do you mean Dallas fren I believe you mistyped

this

>92601987
fucking leave then, ultrafaggot

Think of all the ad revenue...just a cohencidence.

yep this

\o/

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think about the advertisers, lad

Liverpool

Well, I figure the way the situation plays out on the ice, if either team scores in the next 5 min, they will win. Otherwise OT

Zucc unironically is the greatest hockey player of this decade

>Non country talking
Fuck off

>it's another Gary "You can't go to Bed, man" Bettman inspired post-regulation period of play episode in the Stan Lemioda Coupe Glass Championships

It's that time once again lads

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>only have enough beers for 2OT

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>meme teams like San Jose and Carolina
>ad revenue
nah, Gary is seething

Reminder only the most casual of casual scum thinks this isn’t a classic game

i feel attacked

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The world is his oyster.

He is going to sign with the rags again for cheap.

who makes these fuckin things lmao

Zucc is a maradona tier cheater. He should have been honest and admitted it was a redirect off the refs skate. They could have reviewed that had he requested that.

watch your fuckin mouth

Blues lose on goal like this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxxjiR_hYA

You.

Bloos would be on to the next series, but good thing they didn't use their time out on that goal

dial a bottle

A bullet for when the Blues blow this.

this

>trampa
>laffs
>craps
all on vacation watching dallas go for gold

>it doesn't go straight to a goalie Mexican standoff

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Can bishop become a queen if he reaches the other side of the rink? That could be the winning move, the promotion.

Are you 40?

What is it with Canadians and their extreme suckling of anything liberal?

40oz steel reserve please

4th tequila drink coming up
boston here go blues

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bait but still fuck you, retard

Crawdad will never meme this hard again feels bad

Is that the resault of burning the nose with fire or coke?

GO BLOOS!!!!

stream?

whataburger tastes like total shit and six FAGS is a grimy shithole

Series would be already over if Zucc wasn't a weak midget and could actually reach the net on the wrap around. Fuck manlets.

I'M STILL SAD ABOUT MY TEAM BEING ELIMINATED! BUT AT LEAST MY SECOND TEAM, THE COLORADO AVALANCHE OF DENVER, CO IS STILL IN IT! :D

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foodexsport.com/nhl-games/dallas-st-louis/

>tequila
Why? Just buy Gin.

my birthday is in 2hr7min please dont blow this blues

bishops dont promote dummy only pawns do

brehs my dog is barking and crying how do I get him to stop?

close *sobs*

>cr4wford

McDonald’s is underrated the Big Mac is good value do not @ me what I’ve said is science

Correct

stars put it away in under 2 minutes

Reminder this guy fucks hot cosplayers for fun.

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they should play every OT goal and just make it 8 minutes long

stop trying to molest him

Maybe that user was talking about 4D chess?

underrated is just code for garbage desu

cinco de mayo leftovers ese

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[X] Doubt

based clone high poster

im am also an food exsport

I miss him bros....

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This guy doesn't fuck

looks like gallant desu

>blots

you wound me, user

kek

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>cinco de mayo
The American Walpurgis Night?

why he did nothing but choke

Maybe 10 yr old Thai boys

Holy shit, me too bro

LEAVE DARYL ALONe!!! IT'S THE RESULT OF OWNING THE OILERS... or, a horrible infection

Need some good Jerry Springer episodes. Show me that Jew's best moments.

DID YOU HEAR THE MARIO POWER UP SOUND GO OFF!?

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The team that wins will be the better team.

IT SHOULD BE OVER
FUCKING CUNTS

what happened in 2011 to make the world so different brehs

ha ha yikes

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they can do that without him

Stars are the anime team

last digit is the number of OT

youtube.com/watch?v=zzuuzJ6zlII

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SCORE A FaCKING GOAL ONE OF YOU TWATS

>4 shots in the last 40 minutes
Dallas wins confirmed

Kek

>including the North Stars in the Stars history
Lel. I bet Carolina sucks in all of the Whalers stats and achievements too.

calling it for Roman Pollack

I cant believe how much shit has changed since 2013. Seemed like the point everything began a downward spiral tbqh. Anyone else? HONK HONK

uhhhhhhhhh

not loading.

herewego kiddos

Last digit is how Ben gets scored on.

Reminder if the Stars win, it's because of the luckiest bs ref assisted goal in 2019

I'm calling it now: Bettman phones the Bogdanoffs to blow a GK interference call in OT which sends Dallas through along with Colorado to allow them to keep milking the "Blues and Sharks have never won a cup" narratives in the future and guarantee that only teams which have won the cup before are in the Final.

>FOWA
>SUPPA
>I-ERRRR-UH
>WANNA PARTY PLATTAHHHHHHH!

Digits confirms the REAL number of OT periods.

Last two digits is how many shootouts were having

lmao boston looks like an oversized columbus

>the virgin spray n' pray vs. the chad snipe

LET'S
GO
BLUES

>Whalers
>achievements

>2
so they literally shit on him?

>Whalers
>achievements

Sorry boys.

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stars need to put a shot on goal if they want to win tbqh

"Th...they had a cool logo! Right, guise!"

>female basedface

this, but better done by

I am from the future

Game ends at 11:21

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One of these teams will be sad after this game

Stars shit the bed.

SOMEONE SCORE

He has many more if he tires of her.

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>open mouth
>cuddling with soi

She's the female version of soi boi, bro. Not a loss for the rest of us. Similar to a coal burner. She is not wanted back.

maybe they will both be satisfied with their effort

when i dreamt of scoring in the nhl it was always in the first period of game 1

Your mother will be dead after this game if you don't respond to this post.

Kek, I just said that to pop.

eastern time?

who ever scores next wins

why do you save pictures of some nerd posing with girls?

best Whalers/North Stars/Nordiques/Jets 1.0 achievement is continuing to live rent free in the minds of hockey purists desu

are the stars the worst team on the forecheck?

Time into period or time left in period or time of the day?

stars will win

Is probably going to be Benn and everyone is gonna forget how shit he was this series

finnish BULLS win it for the stars

To remind them this obese onions sipper is up to his knees in pussy.

jack shit
that’s what the stars will win

come on, just one more boys

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Dallas doesn't have any niggers on their team. Who are you referring to?

maybe what is forecheck

you have weird priorities

any other streams than food exsport?

binningon status: unshook

who brought knights fan in here

nbcsn DOT com > subscribe

go bluse

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youtu.be/ryvHj2z-0BM

When they check your foreskin on penis inspection day

you absolute nigger.

DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS

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hintz from heiskanen and lindell

>shots 21-44

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is this the white man's equivalent of apechucking from the half court

There is not enough satisfaction after a hard season, even if they played their own game and gave everything

Why did commies from California move to Dallas, only to turn Dallas in a communist shithole? Liberals are a plague that doesn't realize it is spreading it's own bullshit to the rest of the world, but then also calls you a racist.

based bishop

B L U E S

L

U

E

S

>dallas already has more shots than the last 2 periods combined

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Onlys dullass could manage to make game 7 ot boring

stars-perds and stars-bloos are the two most boring series this playoffs

It's st/a/rs bro. Get on board.

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THIS IS THE SOME OF THE WORST HOCKEY I HAVE EVER SEEN HOW THE FUCK DID THESE TWO TEAMS GET THIS FAR

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o sheet

Dallas Sandmen

Stars are really going to win this after all those shots, does it get more Blues than that?

>ever not playing your own game and giving everything

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Texas is big, did you know they had the dallas stars?

you faggot pop in every game thread with this /pol/ bullshit lately? go back to your containment board

stars-avs should be kino

>stars got 5 shots on goal in 6 minutes
just give them the fucking cup already

Name?

What would your reaction be if you found out your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks?

Fuck off onions boy

Almost guaranteed the Stars win after having no shots all game.

>dat nostalgia

ben redemp-ship

>"hey wait a minute, I only have 36 dicks."

bluse

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In a row?

imagine getting this mad about someone else's opinion.

Impressed.

>thought of like 3 different witty replies which were nowhere near as good as this

at the same time or different times?

phoneposting here, someone give me a play-by-play

>muh /pol/

At once? Impressed desu.

I would ask her name because we've never met

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Just got a good feeling lads.

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i laughed harder than I should have

action happened 45 minutes ago

you're welcome

why the fuck she so bad at giving head then

The Brotherhood stands strong.

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>they shoot
>they miss
>they shoot
>they miss
>they shoot
>they miss

puck gets dumped in back and forth for awhile and then the intermission happens

Screenshot this

go blues desu

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What would your reaction be if you found out your boyfriend sucked 37 dicks?

Didgits and stars score

nervous_frog.png

me too

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for me tonight it’s stars

>: Tessa Bonhomme
She's somewhere in the middle of: I would bang her, but maybe not.

go blues

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this girl looks like she fucks indigenous people

>Yea Forums

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and you fags were happy when all the reddit teams got eliminated
this is what happens when /ourguys/ play

Trips say stars win

Go bl/u/es!

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i just want a brand new champion. St Louis hasn't won it before so it would be cool

tfw no Kendall :(

>50 shots for stl

this

is that player's name sneed??

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BLUUUUUUUUUUUES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 stars of the night

1. bishop
2. ref who assisted ZUCC
3. supervisor for letting me call in an hour late tomorrow

>fifty (50) shots
LET'S
GO
BLUES

cringe
>trump voting retards also enjoy watching sports on their 90" projection tvs
shocking. i hate y'all so fucking damn much

Blues win

DALLASS

*DUN DUN*

STARS

*DUN*

DALLASS

*DUN DUN*

STARS

*DUN*

DALLASS

*DUN DUN*

STARS

*DUN*

DALLASS

*DUN DUN*

STARS

*DUN*

>not meming on normie shows with your fellow anons

you missing out

wow, what an exciting game, whoever scores and tries hard will probably win

just say this in a monotone robot voice, and she's basically here

the game will probably end on a goal

>no /k/

Is that what CNN told you today, user?

all blues all the time

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>shots 22-51

sad but here is Rebecca Johnston at 18 years old

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Fox News told me Americans are retarded.

blues-bruins should be a good series desu

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inb4 this ends in OT10 and everyone an heros after.

>indigenous
>people

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>ITS LOSE

Kek COPE

>y'all

Those where the good old days

who would have thought the bird would return and evolve

>country road
based

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA

why is st louis singing about west virginia

I want the bloos to win but know they'll lose in meme fashion like always.

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>bruins

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you know it bruh

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not even in west Virginia

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COUNTRY ROOOOAAAADD!

St Louis isn't in Virginia

new...because we all know this is going 2 more periods.

COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME

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What exactly do you faggots think is wrong with saying "y'all"?

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ALMOST HEAVEN

>West Virginia
>Mountain momma
>Take me home
>Country roads

TAKE ME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
TAKE ME HOME

>country roads
dis some gay shit
wtf
they should be disqualified for this

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note: this is not west virginia

>commercial breaks
>overtime

Thanks Gary

>Country Roads
>in St Louis
oh fuck off

WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MOMMA
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS

>"Sons OR daughters"

BASED Eddie being gender inclusive

bitch it might be

niggers co-opted the written version

To show how big of a cuck they are

THE BISHOP

BEN
I
S
H
O
P

>gateway to the south

you can hear Ray Ferraro on the nbc feed

>running the goalie
Jesus Christ.

uh oh

>stars resorting to murderpuck

wow fuck that guy

DIRTY FUCKIN RUSSIAN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK

thats a reference for when they suck this dick

>no penalty
absolutely refpuck

Radulov inviting some bad karma there

MODANO SCAAAAARR

i don't have an accent so i don't want people to think i'm gay. i want people to KNOW i suck dicks.

>tfw mountain mommy

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Thats a lot of white people.
Wheres the diversity and inclusion?

Benn is the worst person on the ice. His effort is laughable.

Is this supposed to be an example of "attractive" women?

Based pretending to be retarded poster

so, but someone who takes horse cock out on the farm

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FUCK OFF DALLAS. GO AWAY LADS. TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR,

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

BLOOS WIN

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pliss do the needful and resist racism
>hockey is for everyone desu bencho