/heem/ - Invisible Ladders Edition

It's the most active general on Yea Forums thanks to autists who get paid to virally advertise "personalities"

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is this the thread or im gonna have to make a good one?

Calm down dude this is the thread

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Valbong

Luke

Actual Thread

Get lost

Make a good one I can't bare this Schmo guy.

Nah

what are you on about? Yoel literally got big brothered
>slammed in the first
>a minute and a half of Brunson in full mount

was even losing the stand up until the dick punch

I love it when I see wannabe personalities desperately trying to force a meme by spamming it constantly. It literally makes my day. Gotta give props to that one aussie with the Askren wojaks, he's dedicated to his craft for sure.

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real thread

What is your malfunction

Thanks friend

Askren was out

Based hue, Namajunas has no way of beating Andrade. I'm not happy about it but I've accepted it.

Rose could catch him in a sub or maybe outcardio him but yeah it's gonna be tough

Not happening, rose is getting caught by an overhand.

Use this thread
Luke

Valbong

Biostewie

For sure JJ dominated Mandrade but Rose is gonna have trouble with her my guy. Peach of a hot take.

>mma math
>peach of a hot take
You're even dumber than I thought

This is exactly how schaub was forced on here.

She's fighting in Brazil with Brazilian judges which means she's automatically down 2 rounds.

there is NO math you could do that would justify picking assdyke

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Heem has gotten so bad bros. We need some banger ppvs again. ESPN era UFC has been shit.

>What do you make of Jacare taking down Romero multiple times
once after 2 rounds of ineffective take downs, what a beast

>What do you make of Marvin Vettori, Brad Tavares, and Rob Wilkinson all substantially taking down and controlling Adesanya?
Tavares and Wilkinson both did fuck all my man

Exposed. What a loser you are.

youtu.be/OE9i-5FH6MU

>poirier - holloway
>adesanya - kelvin
>Al - Cerrone

Its been a pretty good year already. Idk what more you guys want beyond hype fights.
Admittedly it would be nice to have Conor grow some balls for the memes he brings, he's already cleared. But what can you do.

>We need some banger ppvs again
t.mandrama fan who needs meme press conferences to care about fights

No he didnt, dumbass. Youre making shit up

>h-he took down and actually controlled romero but who cares!!
Cope harder. Romero was ripping the cage off to avoid being taken down

>nuh uh!!!
Your entire argument. Tavares and Wilkinson literally took him down and he labored to get up. Adesanya is fucking garbage

Post your walkout
youtube.com/watch?v=GtGNywkxw2U

Reminder In many ways Tim Kennedy won Yoel

youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>spergs still salty Adesanya won the strap

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Tim Kennedy was cheating with the glove grab

Tim Kennedy is a juicehead cheating stolen glory faggot fraud

Why do you keep switching proxies, BHN?

It's a real game of trones out here yeh?

>Youre making shit up
t.watched the highlights on youtube

>multiple times
>was actually only once
Cope harder. Jacare's take downs are trash

>took him down and he labored to get up
that literally didn't happen in the Tavares fight

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based bhn

>uhhhh nuh uh!!!
Hold the L. You’re literally quoting fightmetric at this point

if it's not scored as a take down it's not a take down my man

for sure khabib didnt knock down conor my guy

his ass didn't even touch the ground

It doesn’t have to in order for a knockdown to score you dumb cuckcaz

yes it does same goes for Hall vs Costa

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the biggest mogging was khabib standing between rounds while connor was catching his breath sitting on his stool

"Hey user, I hope to see you at jiu jitsu tonight :)"

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>nuh uh
L

why does Silva still fight? does he want a title again or anything? what is his purpose

@92602178
>no argument
>still giving out (you)'s

the absolute state

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Wake up, Max.

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He wants to retire on his own terms

Sports illustrated swimsuit edition with Paige soon brehs

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>Got his bones broken by pillow fisted Max
Wew just how soft is this lad?

Argue what? This is an exercise in whipping a dumb autist in you

>uh uh le (y-you)
Pathetic

The Al-Cerrone card was god awful besides the main event. The other two were good though. 236 has definitely been the best card this year. But the next ppv will be a snoozer besides the Aldo fight.

>Argue what?
good to see that we have found some common ground, these are definitely not arguments

Oh yeah b the last card was so good. I loved watch that Canadian faggot dance around doing spinny shit in the co-main. There's only been one good card this year. I never watch pressers and never said shit about them.

Really weak shit, my buddy my dude. The effort is agonizingly cringey too.

Miss the last two PPVs?

I keep getting ads for Namajunas/Andrade on YouTube.

>The effort
for sure my man, only the highest quality shit posts here

>getting ads

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twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1125963286128672769

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Every Canadian card is trash because their commie laws force ufc to book 90% leaf “””fighters”””

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This but unironically

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I didn't know Schaub drank alcohol.

someone please post the schumer photoshop

2 mins ill never get back

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Based

There's a lot you don't know, I guess.

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can you post it on his twitter?

Have we discussed this

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jesus christ

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nigga look like an eclipse

Ok Coral. I'm reall gonna need to hear your explanation for this one. You can't keep using the same excuses buddy. At some point you have to stand back and ask yourself one question: Is Schaub gay?

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What the fuck am I seeing

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Rumble could legit heem Ngannou

It’s either
>violent nigger chimps out on coalburner
Or
>psycho coalburner makes up lies to get revenge on nigger

Either way wgaf

>According to a police report obtained by TMZ.com and MMA Junkie, Johnson’s ex-girlfriend called police after he allegedly picked her up using a “football hold” and carried her into another room of her house during an argument.

>The woman, whose name MMA Junkie is withholding, claimed she was packing up Johnson’s belongings to kick him out and “was scared due to his size and martial arts experience.” She was “upset,” but did not have any visible injuries when police arrived, according to the report

> but did not have any visible injuries when police arrived, according to the report

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the white eddie murphy ladies and gentlemen

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Imagine kissing your wife who has tongued nigger assholes

>projecting your own fantasies onto someone you dislike

I like schaub and his retard pro golfer son. His wife is a disgusting gutter whore

Those fingers went pretty deep just sayin

Notice how you didn't explain why Schaub is in full makeup and a wig in that picture

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Ease up with these vivid images you get from your internet history

the 1st 2 seconds of this webm kill me every time; there's not a straight bone in that man's body

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get a life valbung

Shut up lukas

Companies that get tasked with making & bumping threads to the top of the MMA board have to spam and fight over the OP because we're in a general

>men posting wmma
Jeeee i wonder who's behind these ((( posts)))

Why are there so many NEET bongs? The are always a few posting in the middle of the night their time. Is not having a job/ life not a big deal in England because of government welfare or something?

the schmo seems like some sort of mma psy op

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murder this disgusting nonwhite

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This Russian faggot is so mad he's shit posting in other threads.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're never not here, gimpy. It's unsettling

It's been like this for over 2 years now, the poor loser

I bet you are a literal kike

Fuck Ryan o Reilly
Fuck David perron
Fuck Jaden Schwartz
Fuck Vladimir Tarasenko
Fuck Jordan Binnington
Fuck Alex Pietrangelo

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This is what happens when you sell CBD

How did you lose your legs? Was it diabetes?

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He cute

I will say one thing, I wish I was bigg like schaub

Rochold is 6'3", the same height as Schaub give or take an inch, and has a much better body.

no wonder his wife cucked him

Spammy why are you such a miserable creature?

he can’t enjoy having functional legs like us

conor wins the rematch

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who /pep n ched/ here?

Iaquinta, cerrone, diaz, khabib, and ferguson would beat him upon his return

one more run at the strap, brother

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Gaethje, Khabib and Conor fuck him up. He might be able to beat Dustin

xD

Alvarez wins the rematch

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Worked

>it isn't true if I give le ironic answer!
Just accept it bud, connor is finished and the saddest part is that it was he who flushed himself

Will casuals finally get sick of Goobs if he doesn't take the fight. Cowboy has been straight calling him out and he has no excuse not to take it

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Don't think Canor could handle losing to cowboy.

If that's the case who does he fight next? All these dudes calling him out are active and training hard as hell whereas he's just extending his absence from the octagon and getting fucked up making it harder to come back, especially after a brutal loss.

I think he has to battle his addictions first.

cocaine is a helluva drug

What an ugly bastard

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you gonna come out dancing and everything?

He couldn't heem fatstellum because that was a very close fight and Kelvin has a granite chin. He would've gotten the stoppage in the 5th if it had gone on for another 10 seconds though.
He wasn't trying to hurt Silva. He was winning the fight comfortably and put on an exhibition.

i would heem all over that lady's shoulder

Prime Anderson would be the MW champ today.

for sure beats dustin and gaycheese probably new conor too and could obviously give khabib problems

Ironically, this is a work of art

Anderson only incidentally and by pure chance was winning before USADA and stopped winning after USADA.

If by art you mean garbage then yes

yes

You have to admit he is a better actor than Ronda

based bulgarbro

>twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1125963286128672769
yee

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would ya look at the size of that head

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Rotate 90 degrees and you have stewies head from family guy

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He unironically beats most of the top contenders except for Tony and Khabib and maybe Gaethje

Reminder that women's mma has never drawn a dime. Other than rousey who was a fraud and carano who should have just done porn

>Implying Anderson was the only one juicing during that era

>drawn a dime
Who cares you mandrama weene?

MMA is glorified pro wrestling and for it to succeed it has to be bigger than just one or two guys (really just McGregor right now)

>who cares if a promotion of MMA makes money or not
Bongs are retards

>who cares about supporting the people who work at your company

>MMA is glorified pro wrestling
This is exactly what a mandrama fan would say

Are you a shareholder or something mong?

Biggest drawing ppv for ufc was built off a bus attack. Extremely similar to a fake wrestling angle

I would prefer if it was more like a sport, but as long as Dana as involved it'll be a bunch of bs matchmaking

Do you think joining ESPN has also hurt the UFC?

I think that's just a data mining thing. They have a similar problem with pro wrestling in that their fan base is aging pretty fast. So to get deeper analytics on who is buying ppvs is valuable. Plus the guaranteed downside for the next few years regardless of buy rate is great too. It also gives them more leverage to strong arm fighters on ppv points since selling millions of ppvs isn't that important anymore. In the long run, however if they don't build stars and people don't adopt to espn + I could see WME moving on if it doesn't return the numbers they're looking for.

>WME moving on
Kek I remember when WME and a bunch of Celebrities bought ownership of the UFC after 205 and then Conor gave them a big "fuck you" by going into hiatus.

The conor hold out and Brock "retirement" are bad signs in my opinion. You aren't selling a million ppvs with Israel Adesanya headlining and I like the guy as a fighter

KK decisioned Rose
Andrade doofed KK
Rose is a sex abuse victim
Andrade is a sodomite (sexual abuser)
Bet the farm on Andrade

>ortega was talking lightweight

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N

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>"football hold"
>did not have any visible injuries
So he gently lifted her, carried her 15 feet and then set her down.

I want pre-196 /heem/

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>MMA
>real sport

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>boxing
>fixed sport
Pick two

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DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION

I'm not going to lie guys. I'm more scared of spammy than I am of the mods. I'm just really relieved he's sleeping right now.

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Could prime Wanderlei Silva beat Jon Jones?

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desu only people who lift know frustrating this is. Fat fucks messing around in your gym doing fuckall but most importantly obstructing the workout of people who are actually there to put in the heavy lifting.

use your words

OJ
AJ
Coincidence?

the cursed last name
no good comes from it

I just don’t see any fighters that I think would be a challenge right now or I would definitely start training

This would unironically be a fantasy. Imagine every person you met was Brendan friggen Schaub. Fat hogs all day

>yfw dazn found another can for you to squash

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boxing and bellator. sending cans to their deaths so their big fighters fight once every 12 months on lazy hype

meanwhile dogs have won 6/7 ufc headliners in the last 2 months

U-Drones seething

I just want to see that crazy motherfucker Tony fight

Ben askren is asleep

So JUSTin gaycte was able to score on that wrestler that shutout Askren 11-0 yesterday? Why is Askren hyped then?

He's been around, everyone knew him before the ufc so of course he's hyped, getting annihilated like that after all this said hype is fucking hilarious

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Ooops wrong webm

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have y'ever seen such a cormedy

what the fuck is going on here...

every 155er is calling mc gregor out, and so do many welterweights
Everyone basically wants the paycheck

s'called being comferble with y'sexuality, freakin dorks.

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are these foetuses?

Please explain this webm and who your favourite female fighter is.

This is what it’s like living away from whitie

I renamed the wrong webm somehow, happens all the time
JJ without hesitation, the way she messed up Esperaza’s face was impressive, it stayed with me

it will be a Gaethje fight

and thats a good thing

thawlts?

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Rory is a legit retard. He thinks he talks to god and seems to have legit fallen for the bch scam lol

Hope he gets to choke out goobs and retire so he doesn't take anymore damage

Probably schizo

It would be difficult for most fighters not to believe they are the returned Christ with just a cursory read through the Bible.

>it would be nice to have Conor grow some balls
It's only about money. The ufc trying to low ball him, or offering him co main lmao. Pre espn Dana would fly all the way to Ireland to fellate Conor

>Interim booboo belt

Look at this fucking idiot
>What is weight cutting
>What is retirement

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Israel is right, Israel is not the champ. If Israel were the champ then Israel would be incorrect but fact of the matter is Israel and Israel are at an impasse, rightly so.

Feels nice to have a typical, normal, run-of-the-mill title defense this weekend. No interim bullshit, no champ champ superfight faggotry, no randomly thrown together hype train shit. Just champion taking on the #1 contender. Feels good. *kicks back* *relaxes* *sips modelo* ahhhhhhh.

People like you probably loved the mighty mouse era.

100k buys confirmed.

Why do you care how much money WME makes?

*works the MMAtards*

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Just buy the pay per view user. It's $79.99 for a year of espn+ and the pay per view. That means if you buy at least 5 events a year, you'll be saving money, and you'll get an amazing service for free. This is what happens when you let us think outside the box.

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Based. Fuck people who care about PPV buys

Tcity vs Zabit 5 round main event
August 11th

Ppv buys don’t matter anymore. ESPN pays ufc a baseline of 500k buys per event. Gives fighters even less negotiating power when they need to clear 500k buys to literally add value to a PPV.

Yall krakkkaz b trippin

They definitely matter because if ESPN doesn't renew then the sport dies.

Im not being funny here but it’s not going well for us lot with this not here to take part we’re here to take over count bispeng opened that trap door with his little hardman mate never went anywhere really we got hendo and a dodgy decision plus inches loser or legend didn’t he watch rock film anywhere then we get fucking Askham and his knights of Camelot he didn’t fit mould did he couldn’t pull in female fans shall we say then we had pimlocks and his gay arse knee he survives that then loses all because his head weren’t in right place left his oil treatment at home didn’t we don’t our Jimi manuwa he’s a hitter int he knocks me out or gets knocked out soon hits that top 3 jobs fucked then we’ve got our Darren does business at home then goes walk about again does too inverted swan dives one in America but that London one stings why you allowed people into secure areas Wembley arena just so you could advance Leon or does askren curly locks get you off that much you had to do them both a favour?

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That fight is near impossible for Ortega to win unless Zabit has some serious cardio issues.

Ortega could knock him out, zabit always wants to keep fighting on the feet because of his ego, and his striking isn't as good as ortega's IMO

Jeremy Stephens was robbed of a decision win over Zabit. I think t-city will do just fine.

And if the UFC doesn't deliver the contract won't be renewed, so they still need clowns to stir up commotion for the casual viewer to spend cash. That's why Colby didn't get fired after he infiltrated Dana's table at the strip and made fun of him.

lol no he wasnt

what is this thread

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Maybe, but if Zabit could neutralize Stephen's striking he should be able to do the same with Ortega. T-City is a little more dynamic though so I guess it's possible.

I bet you watched with the sound on and got biased by the commentators

this is the heem mma general buddeh

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Colby was a decent looking guy before he moved to Cali, then he became a trendy turbo-faggot.

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Conor won the third

Real close round, but Conor looked like shit

I watched the fight with my eyes, not the inside of my anus

It's...
over...
A perfect MMA record... deleted...

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All you gotta do is get 79 buddies over and everyone pays a dollar each for the ppv. Simple.

T-They'll play face the pain this weekend, right guys? How couldn't they with Aldo, BJ, and Anderson all fighting?

Ortega wins the rematch

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I think it would be cool if the UFC died off in popularity

Marreta will fold Jones like a beach chair

No

hello cazzies do you have a minute to talk about one fc?

one fc has a mo mo monster card on May 17,best strikers on the planet literally,bangers with mma gloves

be sure to watch this and uncaz yourself,based one is unironically reviving the K1 days

no

Unironically this

7.53 billion potential viewers, it's a peach

No I don't think so he might even die in a rematch

max is a MUNSTER my guy homeboy is the fw goat y’hear?

do you rate aleksandr emelianenko?

>Paying dollars for Bleacher Report Live
lol no

He's certainly bound to bounce back his next opponent will be hurting

dunno who that cunt is, only watch UFC

oh for sure my slicc peaches

fedors brother

I'm convinced my man

i didnt know irish americans were this hardcore!
youtube.com/watch?v=DITt0EVz000&feature=youtu.be

>no burka
>no turban
How is that Irish?

Don't know who that is, only watch UFC on espn

we're not here to take part

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based

don't know why you announced that but ok that's your right

>gooby

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roid rage

dana is a fat manlet

The only thing I don't like is that he documented a moment in time most people would like to forget

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Laughable

Connor let Khabib win in order to save the UFC and build new UFC Mega Star, he did Khabib the biggest favor he ever had, we have Connor to thank for saving the sport

TYBC

They play it in the stadium at every single event, get your bread up and watch the fights in person buddeh.

Volkanovski will be champ by years end.

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we're not here to take part

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JUST

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Is he implying that he gives blowjobs to his man?

not just his man, everyone's gettin it

We are not present to simply engage

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We're not here

we have arrived with the intent to seize

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We're over

Can someone explain me why this picture imply a blowjob?

Ronda 2.0

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girl putting her hair up so that it doesnt get in the way

Take over? I'm over with taking, now I'm just giving. Never loved gifts, was always more of a gifter. A drifter. So if you think about it, I've never been tied down since I'm a bird. Come fly with me.

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she's tying her hair so it won't get in the way, have you never received a blowjob? jeez.

we wuz take over

OMG have you really never had a woman slob on you knob Lukas? What a loser LMAO

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literally who

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russian cage fighting on lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-PP3WqWxuB4

Oh ahmed you are so innocent

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Were'nt taking part we're take overing

Cazzie

his dad has short hair

literally heard him saying it

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the leg man in the wall container chip?

We're not here to partake, we're here to take par

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Based

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Would you beast Schaub's peach?

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based

if he had normal ears, he would make a perfect joker

also gotta love his unsettling walking and general range of motion

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We're not here to smell fart, we're here to get bent over

If you guys watched the ultimate fighter season with Ferguson on it, you would immediately know he's a special type of retard. He went on and on about how he liked to dress up nice on his way to a fight/weigh in/whatever. And he showed up wearing blue jeans, untucked shirt, a tie, and sneakers. Kinda like the 10 year old boy version of "dressing up". And he talked shit about one dude's children, if I remember correctly. Yet he's so fucking thin skinned that he'll just block random strangers online, LMAO.

fuck you man in the wall

Askren wins the rematch
Conor wins the rematch
Stipe wins the rematch
Smif wins the rematch
TJ wins the rematch

These are facts

holy based

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none of these unironically

but who wins the story?

Where's your kid at faggot

You're right, I forgot to add Joanna wins the trilogy

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Cursed image.

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he blocked me on instagram
does anyone know why bros?

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Super excited for the fights this weekend

Honestly, I probably wouldn’t even know who he was if it wasn’t for his brother.

Costa will retire Romero

You couldn't ever even hope to imagine the ways in which his advanced mind works

Other way around. Costa will get permaheemed and then USADA'd

schizophrenia

based

ur moms a fan

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those thighs are killing me...

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It implies a grappling match between partners
Based and nogamegeniepilled
I would put my money on Yoel even tho I like Costa more. He is natty after all

they're not that good

wake up old man...

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Feels good. Feels right.

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For sure don't get dropped by Pooriah Hall my man

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they're decent enough at least

he clearly just slipped

For sure he slipped right after he got his head popped back

I'm gonna make a /heem/ Minecraft server, who wants in?

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it clearly was just a slip you pussy lmao

Did He Already Stop Capitalizing Every Word?

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Minecraft? I'm always perfecting my craft. My art. I'm an artist, the canvas is my canvas. Like a double entendre haha. You think I'm sarcastic? I'm more sadistic, catch me making moves.

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Lads I still can't believe that Aldo lost the belt just because he slipped

A slip caused by neurological impairment due to concussive force amplified by 4oz gloves

costa vs yoel is slowly becoming khabib vs tony-esque to be fair lads and lasses

based cucuy poster

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favourite mma slip?

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DC wins the triology fight

Just think about it

Why does DC think a third fight against JJ at 205 is going to redeem him? He will still only be 1-2 in the best possible case.

He should fight him at HW, if the wins he can make the case that he only lost because he was too small at 205.

>he doesn't subscribe to fight pass
>he doesn't subscribe to espn+
>he doesn't own multiple UFC fight kits
>he doesn't attend at least 2 live events every year
>he doesn't have a membership at a UFC gym

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Tony did the right thing, I guess in his rare moments of sanity he decided to block all the scumbags following him

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Ortega is the luckiest fighter in UFC history and will lose 4 of his next 5 fights cap this i'm from the future and my dad works for the UFC

Does streaming fights and doing 25 pushups at home count as being a /heem/ chad?

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>he doesn't exclusively drink modelo and ufc promoted spirit brands

For sure he's just really lucky

You rocking Official UFC© Sponsor Toyo Tires™?

keep the good stuff coming, buddeh

>he doesn't have an official ufc hot dog brander

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Yeah we have the same tires, how do you want to handle this?

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Looks more like Adesanya t.b.h.

Toilet Till is having a mental breakdown

>neglecting his child
>trashing hotel rooms
>getting gadooshed

if you did 25 good form pushups in a row and ur not a lanklet then that's honestly p good

Still the best welterweight of all time

this is the gayest ig post i've ever seen bros
wtf

instagram.com/p/Bw9g4itlr2t/

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>he doesn't own multiple ufc fight kits

ur saying u pay for the unwashed underwear that dudes fought in?

Why do all these JUSTed fighters get such bloated faces?

First TJ, now TT

well TJ had been cutting his sodium super low to help get to 125 and also mitigate the hypertensive effects of EPO

so he probably ate like 1 meal with a normal amount of sodium and btfo of his face

i thought it was curious when he was on JRE talking about how low he was keeping his sodium outside of the water cut

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AYAM UGE MAYTE AYAM FOOKIN GUHRIHLA MAYTE AYTE?

When Till stops focusing on how big he is and starts focusing on how fast he is, he might get some wins again.

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Heavy drinking

she's so beautiful

I don't know soda, is that can at least sugar free?

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god i wish that were me

/heem/ I need you to engage

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Herb was out

I hate when refs interfere with cerebral fights

khabib finna lose the rematch

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With Tibau?

No estamos aquí para participar,
estamos aquí para asumir el control.

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>at least not officially
And if they’re retired it’s hard to count them as MMA fighters without saying RETIRED.

You now remember PVZ

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That is not me

Dude are you a female or something? I could do 30 full reps when I was a 230lb fat fuck.

>iwn eat her arse
somebody heem me quick

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Doing my admissions interview for physical therapy guys. Wish me luck

i hope she didn't get worms

Adesanya should be fun, I'm sure I'll enjoy the match. I've always said, I'm here to take part and test my skills.

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Right? Tony is the people's champ. Enough with all the bullshit interims give the man Khabib or at the very least Conor. The dude has won so many in a row it's ridiculous they're trying to move the division without him.

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they dont. you are just use to seeing them so lean for fight week that it looks bloated when you see how they normally look

Queen VanZant

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Weak up Valentina

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she really doesn't look very good

Because Joe Rogan said he was good and he was a good college wreslter. People like to think every athlete is timeless, but the truth is Askren has already peaked and is too old to contend now. Plus his wrestling style was way better suited for college than mma. He has a unique style.

the palms isnt on the strip retard

conor won the first

The first was boring as hell and only Khabib nut riders will disagree.

I'm glad you asked that, in fact there was a study run by Columbia University that showed that 54% of Americans are not satisfied by just taking part. I believe that sentiment was one of the biggest reasons Donald Trump won in 2016. So the idea is if we let every American actually take over, we can start to fix these issues facing our nation.

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lmao

>MVP loses this weekend
it was fun while it lasted

Because Askren is 36 and hasn’t purely wrestled in a decade you retarded fucking zilch

illegal headbutt, should be DQ win for till

Is schaub posting still a thing?

But I'm a counter-striker like Conor MG

Take-part-take-over-posting is the new meta

would you?

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and I invented, feels great actually

Is he even polling? How's he going to help Americans take over? By giving them poverty dollars? Yeah real cool my dude super woke. Also the general American populace has never voted for president only the electoral college has. We live in a democratic republic. And your "study" is retarded. Why would someone even study that? Basically I'm just trying to say kys. Politicians will never solve your problems.

>takes izzys soul
>busts him up real nice
>shakes his hand after and is very polite
i love bobby rob hes the best

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We're not here to take part in MMA
We're here to take over sports and dock half of your pay

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I didn't come here to invent till, I came here to invent take-part-take-over posting too

Tryhard: The Thread

holy shit. Verdum has cut alot of weight recently.

get in my guard

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Gatto hypetrain derailed

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bro you couldnt even enter my system

>she has 2 draws in 8 fights
smells like bought judges to keep her winstreak

pleaded guilty for domestic abuse in hus youth.

this incident

was charged for antoher domestic abuse if memory serves.

and now the football grip carry thing.

Sooo... Anthony has some problem with rage against the ladies, eh?

>his wrestling style was way better suited for college than mma
Exactly, that's why he got heemed by... uhm...

Don't forget what he did to Gus.

I guess you could say he's a...

If Hardy is any indicator, WME is about to throw money at Rumble

Nice Canor reference

He got wresltefucked by Burroughs and he's fought one dude in the ufc. But hey he's got a hell of a chin.

Fucking right. Conor vs Tony would be a fun fight

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Personally, I want the fight to be over the purse. If you lose, you have to go home broke and broken. You know what, kill the fucker right there in the cage, gladiator shit. Would really work to freshen up the divisions.

Didn't realize Askren had an MMA match against Burroughs

Bruh they're headlining 240 it's way too fucking obvious

>MVP losing
>Rose losing
Can't wait for this weekend.

Who? Are you some fucking knobhead loser who keeps up with the hottest duble you mma prospects or some virgin nerd shor like that?

I still think Dana will pull the plug on Poirer and make the conor kabob rematch

Definitely not a slip. Not being sarcastic.

>come on, sunglasses will look great for the interview, just put them on

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>we're gonna do the rematch. Look conor was out for two years without fighting so we're doing the rematch. Poirer is retiring

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Joanna won this shit.

youtu.be/JGz5wJUBdko

Oh you're right so it never happened

Lol no she was only taking part.

Also
*Hides your post*

So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

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BOGGIE WOMAN IS COMING TO BITE YOUR COCK OFF

today I took a walk in the park and it was awesome because I have functional legs

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n' roll
Can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`Cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singing

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Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey n rye
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

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looking forward to seeing her new chesticles in action

Rose Namajunas vs. Jessica Andrade
Anderson Silva vs. Jared Cannonier
Jose Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Diego Ferreira

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Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone
But that’s not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singing

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IMAGINE NOT HAVING _______

LONG ARMS

Rose
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Alves
Ferreira

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Retard

Rose
Silva
Aldo
Starapoli
Trinaldo

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a set of actual full range push ups tucked elbows with a decent tempo and good posture should become challenging at around 20 reps or so

doing meme elbows above the head spaghetti core speed pushups that you learn in PT don't count

Kek, well played. Extra well played since im guessing you saw my flag.

Andrade
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Trinaldo

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Namajunas
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Ferreira

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Wtf that's this weekend? Why isn't that the main event, nobody cares about Chandler.

Thug Rose
Silva
Volkanovski
Alves
Ferreira

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Is this what you tell yourself? I literally have perfect form and speed is irrelevant, you cuck.

Who was right here?

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Probably because Chandler-Pitbull's a title fight. Really sucks that Bellator always seems to run their good cards against the UFC

cute post keep defending urself b

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Jesus Christ that chimp must be what? 200lbs?

Based Campbell consoling CTE City

Are you really trying to tell me right now that I should be struggling to do 20 push ups? Either DYEL or fat fuck.

Ortega was talking a move to lightweight

Just the fact that he's replying to shit like this shows that he's mentally heemed. Bet the house on his next opponent.

Is MVP finna get flushed this weekend?

you sound insecure my man

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And you sound like a weak little boy

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if tempo doesn't matter then do a set of 30 minute long pushups my guy

Ortega gang or don't bang.

Ortega wins the rematch

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talk tough on the internet b

Who's his next fight?

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Move to 185 to fight Elias

Tempo =/=speed you brainless fool. I'm talking about the speed of the actual movement of a single push-up. Which is completely different than keeping a consistent pace. Holy shit literal room temperature IQ over here. And if you are just gonna appeal to hyperbolic hypotheticals anyways, then don't reply to this post because you clearly are inequipped to discuss fitness, you limp-wristed needle-necked scumbag.

lmao so we talmbout speed and tempo like they're different things it's toulgh defending ur retarded opinions out here but ur obviously just splitting hairs b

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also if you want to get technical tempo refers to the relationship of time between the eccentric and concentric of a single rep so like DYEL or what?

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Ah so you've resorted to Schaubposting so I guess that means you concede the point then. I'm glad I could get through to you buddy. Maybe by the end of the year, you can even reach 21 full push ups without violently shaking. That's a little hopeful though.

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keep wiggling around on the floor as fast as you can b

you might get a little muscle definition some day

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holy shit B A S E D

I like how you want to act like I'm trying to play semantics here. We're talking two completely different things here. I'm talking about explosiveness of a single rep and you're getting into the territory of muscular endurance through an entire set. Like holy shit if you want to sit here and discuss dictionary definitions we can do that too (even though I'll win that argument also) but just recognize that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and that you're literally just pulling shit out of your ass. Fuck you're really starting to piss me off with all this bullshit kid, you know that? Please don't make me embarrass in front of /heem/ you even further than I already have. I don't want to have to do that, ok pipsqueak?

Hot.
Goes to show how even aesthetically disadvantaged humans can be sexually appealing in the right context. No pedo, though.

>he fell for the explosive meme

TUT bro splits get you laid being explosive gets you nothing my man

Namajunas
Silva
Aldo
Alves
Trinaldo

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Lmao you really want to talk about muscle definition when you're over here struggling to do the same amount of push-ups as an average female? Sit the fuck down son.

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Alright you're failing to comprehend what I'm saying in the most basic way I could have possibly phrased it and I'm going to blow my brains out if I have to talk to you anymore. It's been fun, my dude.

imagine hating freedom so much you apply to ban people from the internet for no pay, not that being paid makes it ok, kill yourself either way!

imagine hating freedom so much you apply to ban people from the internet for no pay, not that being paid makes it ok, kill yourself either way!

imagine hating freedom so much you apply to ban people from the internet for no pay, not that being paid makes it ok, kill yourself either way!

imagine hating freedom so much you apply to ban people from the internet for no pay, not that being paid makes it ok, kill yourself either way!

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Andrade
Cannonier
Aldo
Staropoli
Ferreira

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this goes back to my original post

yeah bro any fit guy can rep out 50 PT test pushups I was never arguing that but I am saying that you'll get a better workout from 10 good pushups

Andrade by decision.
Silva by decision.
Aldo by decision.
Alves by decision.
Ferreira by submission.

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Nice pic

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again janitors have all the power

fuck anyone in a position of authority

ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA

also don't get mad at me because some fat cunt banned you for what? replying to something i type? i never reported anyone ever so if that's what i'm guilty of blame the freedom hating mod cuck

/heem/ is fucking worthless shit when im not here, here's the new thread you freedom hating fucking zero income loser zilches:

/heem/ is fucking worthless shit when im not here, here's the new thread you freedom hating fucking zero income loser zilches:

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what are you submitting your picks for you retarded kikes

Reported for illegal content. Enjoy you're full range bans you freedom hating fucking zeroes. Bunch of zilches wouldn't last a day in the real world. Society needing pussified nobodies.

Reported for illegal content. Enjoy you're full range bans you freedom hating fucking zeroes. Bunch of zilches wouldn't last a day in the real world. Society needing pussified nobodies.

Reported for illegal content. Enjoy you're full range bans you freedom hating fucking zeroes. Bunch of zilches wouldn't last a day in the real world. Society needing pussified nobodies.

Reported for illegal content. Enjoy you're full range bans you freedom hating fucking zeroes. Bunch of zilches wouldn't last a day in the real world. Society needing pussified nobodies.

Reported for illegal content. Enjoy you're full range bans you freedom hating fucking zeroes. Bunch of zilches wouldn't last a day in the real world. Society needing pussified nobodies.

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Breathe kid, take a breath

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back at you ya fuggin redundant seethequeen

anybody else think till should move up to middleweight?

oh hey bro I've been meaning to talk to you. I set up a yandex acct so we can just email now. I've been trying to get a hold of you and lukas for hours lmao.

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im lukas
post your email itt we will contact you

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Woah what happened to the epin schaubposting? Now you want to get back on track? Sorry buddy but it's too late for that. You've crossed the boundary, there is no going back.

I wasn't sure if I was in /heem/ but then I saw naked people covered in shit

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you know I can't do that bro

make a good thread for once

The jab will land, buddeh.

what happened to killing yourself if you had to keep replying to me?

do it

Oh you're that dickhead? I thought you were the other guy. That explains why your last post was so retarded then. I guess this is goodbye. Have a good one pal.

i'm sorry brother

it adds to the aesthetic

...

I don't think you we're replying to anyone else

is your reading comprehension so bad you thought there was two people arguing with you about pushups?

Let the bean make the thread.

Non-autist non-pedophile thread:

So you were really sitting here replying to my posts twice? Jeez kid get a grip. Find a better way to spend tour life. I wish you all the best but I have to end this conversation now. Good luck.

lmao what's a peedohphile

Here's the new thread:

Based

keep humping the floor as fast as you can my man for sure that's a great way to train your upper body

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