/hoc/

AHL edition
Both games in the 2nd

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Unironically had some mac & cheese even though I've been shitting on Canadian /hoc/posters' weird obsession with Kraft Dinner for the last few years.

when did you last browse /int/
it is an absolute shitshow and everyone shits on us there :D

roasting a chicken

>when did you last browse /int/
I stopped when it went from actually interesting discussion to just a shitload of generals for unconnected countries just to have the acronym spell out some meme shit.
I blame /cum/ for opening the door to that.

/cum/ is a pretty slow general. /brit/ has like 5x more traffic. if anything they are the general of all generals. and it is shit.

Those are some nice >rags on her

Did you add bacon?

Didn't have any on hand.
Could've reheated some chicken, but I just wasn't that hungry.

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>Stars or Blues?
strawpoll.me/17954292/

Three new threads and you choose the fucking Randy thread I’m going door to door HEEMING you all

What’s wrong with randy threads?

>still talking about your imaginary friends
Don't know why I expected better of /hoc/, but I did.

Everything

We were actually having a nice thread until you came along.

Randy is neither imaginary nor my friend he’s a sunbelt retard avatarfagging faggot

redpill me on turkey bacon why is it so cheap?

based retard

is relocating unironically the best thing that can happen to a moribund franchise?

>Whalers blow ass for 18 years in Hartford; 8 ploff years, 1 advancement to second round
>get packed up and moved to Carolina
>make the SCF in their fifth year, win it 3 years later

>Nordiques make little noise for 16 years in Quebec aside from 2 ECF losses, Lindros pretty much leaves them at the altar
>move to Denver, win Cup first year there, then another 5 years later, still the only team with more than 1 SCF appearance and no losses

>North Stars spend 26 years in Minny, make 2 Cup finals but never really have a chance in either one
>move to Dallass, win Cup in sixth season and go six deep in the next year's SCF loss

>Atlanta Flames spend 8 years as fringe ploff team, no real success
>head north to Calgary, lose SCF in sixth year before winning it all 3 years later, lost another SCF in 7 games between now and then

yeah you can look at Winnipeg (old and new) as a counterpoint but point still stands.

I'd imagine that there's way less overhead for running a turkey farm compared to a hog farm, so they pass the savings on to you.
Hockey.

Made with dark meat, nobody likes dark meat.

*tastelets don’t like dark meat

Debbies also, but they didn't win until like a decade after leaving Kansas City/Colorado so I don't know if you'd count it

I'd say a Cup win within 10 years of moving and/or at least one appearance (win or lose) within 5-6 counts, provided that there was a significant time spent in the previous location(s). it took the Devils 12 years to get there after moving from Denver to Jersey so I wouldn't count them in this case

>t. whiteoid who considers mayonnaise a spicy
Why are whites so shit at cooking?

>get stopped at the blue line
>Bears fans start booing

Lindros didn't want to play for 'diques because Aubut made a pass at his sister. Avs only won in 96 because they had Roy.

Pork bacon is the only bacon
Fuck off nigger I'll out cook you 6 ways from sunday

based

wait, I just noticed
>charlotte checkers
so they named their team after a board game?

>92599306

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>take a double-minor
>team kills it off
>step out of the box
>play the puck with one foot still in the box
>whistle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This place has really went to shit without me

CHECKERS
SSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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"Raw" turkey bacon is GOAT snack. It's like lunch meat but not soggy. Jerky but not 10 dollars for a small bag.

welcome back kippers

Everybody's just in the gamethread.

My biggest regret about my /hoc/ career? I cared too much. My passion for the game burned so hot I burned out my own star. I just never really knew how to love

I loved you all like family

>loved
a-user...?

I can't help it. I'm ill

The power of dubs should be helping

>monsters sweeped
>marlies advance
>checkers take a 3-0 lead
Cmon gulls/wolves

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>Denver shooting
Are the Avs trying to pull some Vegas magic for game 7?

end of 2, bois and girls.

>Tampa lost to Columbus in round 1
>Syracuse lost to Cleveland in round 1
pottery

imagine being named for a pickle

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I don't think the Teds forced a game 7, chief.

Salmon cauliflower rice bowl from Zoes

stop

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One thing I hate about this program it likes to attach the game squares randomly to other layers. Sometimes when I delete an unneeded layer it takes a square with it.
Shant

Keep it up.

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The winner of this game goes to the next round.

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whoa

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Could someone give her a Sharks jersey?

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P3 is the only good Nu-Persona game

don't even care about the pick i just hope the stors win so zucc can be another of my >raggies who have left to win something.

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>TSN is STILL talking about Marchand

jesus fucking christ
i know the term "rent free" gets thrown around a lot now, but Marchand literally lives rent free in the heads of every canadian sports analyst

they're acting like he's under investigation for domestic abuse

So where the fuck will Seattle's AHL team end up?

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Btw

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order of decreasing reddit for teams left:
>shorks
power gap
>pooins
>stors
>bloos
power gap
>canes

This, this right here, is THE post

unironically based

beaverton, oregon

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hey guys would you kindly mind not posting hockey while there's football (soccer for you americans) going on? all the teams with fanbases are out of the cup running anyway, so why not watch a real sport?

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OR you could watch a REAL sport

youtube.com/watch?v=9dh-T0Y9dIU

youtu.be/V-woZcHmUcE

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listen fellas, I get it, you're mad. but please, let this sport slide on down

Who are the underrated players on your team Yea Forums?

Got a two way forward that gets no love?
A stay at home dman that is ignored?
A memester that isn't memed enough?

Tell us about them

josh leivo is unironically one of our best forwards (which is kinda sad desu)

>petterson
>boeser
>josh leivo

elite top line

No, fuck dive grass
For me it's the green ducks

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>all the teams with fanbases are out of the cup running anyway

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>sheepbelter talking shit on /hoc/

>hating based commmiefornia

>snowbelt doesn't include illinois and wisconsin

Maori-san have you been to Chicago or Milwaukee? Two of the coldest cities in the country

Redpill me on Katz. Thinking plastic surgery was the cause of his bacteria infection.

illinois and pissconsin confrimed for pissbelt aka sunbelt

>portugal
lol
Wisconsin has no NHL team and the Admirals are gay and the amount of niggers in Illinois make it distinctly and indisputably PISSBELT

Gay belt should just go across canada

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accurate

It's less than 15% black in Illinois and they are all segregated to south-side zoo of Chicago.

imagine living on an island where the human population is dwarfed by the population of sheep

>hockey discussion
>one reply

>whatever the fuck this shit is
>212 replies 29 images omitted

I hate this fucking place

*tink tink*
-AHEM-
>rags

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Then fucking leave faggot

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL THE SOUND OF CLINKING THE GLASS

And there are still more sheep in Australian than New Zealand. Cucked in cricket, cucked in sheep. cucked in mosque shootings. What can Poo Peeland actually do right?

I hope this OT ends quick, I gotta take a fat shit

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I bet you also enjoy template wojak and pepe jokes, cunto.

>the shitcongo black cocks

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KEK

>be pissboi
>get triggered
pottery

GO STARS YEE YEE

I'd make a Mudslime joke, but I suppose all 32% of the population they make up were removed a few months ago.

>stors and blues
more like snores and snooze

fuck the growlers

Yea Forums is for shit posting if you dont like it door's open. Coming here for hockey discussion was your rookie mistake.

I really couldn't give less of a shit about this series

theres like 50k muslims in NZ or 1% of population knucklehead
imagine living in a desert where the human population is dwarfed by mexicans

You're right, Yea Forums is for shitposting; but jokes used to get old and replaced but here we are; years on and still spamming wojak and pepe.

This is utterly untrue

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You sound very proud of that ;)

What do you mean? People don't post shit like rage comics, demotivation, trollface, desu, boxxie, anymore. It's just pepe and wojak, friendo. Now and forever.

Everything else died and thank god they did but not those two fuckers. Fucking Zoomers.

>GAME 7
>OVERTIME
>crowd gets rowdy
>LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>has to redo the faceoff

not many countries with less than 1% sadly especially if you dont include meme countries like greenland, vanuatu, marshall islands, etc.

do either of these teams stand a chance against the based sharks?

the US is about 0.5 but that is only because our population is near 400 fucking million fatsos

>>>/reddit/

>if you dont include meme countries
Like yours?

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Ben bishop deserves this win alone
t. Non biased third party

1.1 faggot and what does population have to do with percentage you big dumb idiot

Legit scared of the Blose, Dallas only really has Bishop standing on his head
Not that it will matter when we choke in game 7 at home

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>implying you arent from some stupid irrelevant state
should have state flags on Yea Forums desu

>that flag
m8 the only state you have is despair

nah its pretty comfy where i come from :)

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you fucking moron, it is because we have greater numbers of everything, that reduce the percentage of muslims. we have more muslims than you retard, but the percentage is smaller because our population is larger

is english even your first fucking language you maori cousin fucking shitbag

you have more muslims and the percentage is larger lmao

yeah, i must admit, your mom's pussy is pretty nice

>poo peeland thinks 0.5 is larger than 1

shes an upper middle class housewife so she probably does kegels

american insecurity on full display

lads I just farted and it's heckin' deadly

>live in the climate
>zero hockey players
even an austag won the stanlee last year in the capitals and they live on a fucking desert island

>pulls 0.5 number out of his ass
>its actually 1.1 in USA and 0.9 in NZ
dummy

You're country is gay and so are you
God Bless the USA

that is no way to talk about your mother

describe the smell

sulphur, a little acidic maybe, hint of smoke

why not i am glad she takes care of herself

i bet you're the same type of person who tries to mock us for importing shitskins when most of your major cities are crime-ridden shitholes thanks to blacks

>pulls two numbers out of his arse

It is 0.5 according to ARIS look it up retard

then please ask her about it

Still gotta shit, lads

can't wait for the inevitable game winner from the stors after getting dominated all night. get a new script gary.

I like Canada though, ur our bros

>h-heh every country but USA is totally irrelevant
>PISS/POO/NIGGERbelters immediately triggered by every flag
clockwork

thanks fren you too

lads, I think I want the canes to win it all

You are both retarded. It is 0.8% according to a 2016 study.

naw

cant find that source and literally every single other one says 1.1 and also that Islam is on track to be the second largest religious denomination in USA by 2040 LMAO

Unironically a based country and culture that is going through bad times like ours. Thanks for hockey and basketball bros

did you have bbq

Stars score game winning goal at 3:35.

Gentlemen. *tips*

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

sushi last night and salad for lunch then some 'za for dinner

oh its definitely boring
maximum /COMF/

Why do you laugh at our misfortune kiwibro? If can happen to us, it will happen to you as well. You said yourself it is already at 1% back home

mm cheesy wasabi farts nice

tooted again and my cat ran away

Every time I change his litter my cat drops a massive Manitoba within 20 seconds into it

because every time I enter a thread I get bombarbed by a slew of "sheepfucker", "maori nigger", "cricbelt", etc

not my fault americans can chuck all the shit in the world but cant take the tiniest chirp without immediately engaging in some meme argument about population statistics which clearly illustrates your overwhelming sense of insecurity

Shut up, sheepfucking maori cricfag

abloobloo

I think you’re neat :3

:3333333333

You're a guest here kiwibro. You will mind your manners.

But if you chirp back isn’t that your own insecurity? You can’t claim higher ground if you partake in the booty blastedness as well.

tldr calm down

nobody bootyblasted here m8 just posting memes

Would trade the ENTIRELY sunbelt for about 4 kiwis

gay fucking thread tbhon. don't let this babby /pol/ shit distract from the fact the bloos have zero (0) cups in franchise history but are also usually so irrelevant that no one cares enough to make fun of them for it.

i think that applies to everyone.

Time to drop my turd finally

thinking about kirk mclean

based

Snowbelt once again exposing themselves as brainlets.

double ot lmao

>post memes
>pissbelters triggered
>better post fake statistics about muslims
>point out that its incorrect
>"why are you so bootyblasted"
good meme goober

>tfw in Mexico without cable and having to refresh the score every five seconds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who do you want to win my amigo blanco?

onhockey tv

He probably doesn't want to pay for data

nhlstreamDOTnet/st-louis-blues-live-stream

Is he /ournig/?

>data caps

yikes famalam

Forgot pic

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Charles is supremely based and always has been
>I am not a role model I’m an athlete
>niggers need to stop nigging
>that’s turrble

I have a theory. Now keep in mind I'm not a scientist BUT I am pretty sure living in hot climates literally melts your brain. This would explain why everybody in Australia, American South, SEA, Africa, etc. are all dumb and useless.

Now hear me out and again keep in mind I am not a scientist. But water is essential for growth and development and for proper brain function right? If it's constantly sweltering where you live and you're constantly sweating maybe you aren't keeping as hydrated as you should be, especially as a developing child/adolescent. Certainly not as hydrated, on average, as those living in colder climates. So you lose more water and your brain develops poorly.

Again I am not a scientist but as far as I'm concerned this is irrefutable and I will literally ignore any argument against it, especially from a developmentally stunted and completely brain dead sunbelter.

I have written extensive rants about the subject but i've been banned from the places i've written them so I can't access but I wholeheartedly agree with your analysis. Global warming makes everyone dumber.

saw a video the other day of his tee shots, but with the red path tracker, literally couldn't stop laughing

When will NBC poach him from TNT? He can replace Kathryn “LiteraIIy Reddit” Tappen, or something.

based stay hydrated poster

QUICK, what anime best represents YOUR team
>sharks
>naruto

sharks
none because i'm not a weeb

Kill yourself

Stop false flagging

>sharks
>teen titans

>sharks
>boku no cupo

remember that hockey is for everyone and gary won't let this racist advance

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Remember when Jamie Benn was considered one of the most underrated players in the league?

is this the true patrician tape job?

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Yay Blues!

Scaaaaaaaar

>Texas defense
lol
Just bank on your goaltender for the entire playoffs, that works

>bloos win
i dont like this storyline gary

gg Bishop, that's a fucking heartbreaker after putting team on your back the whole game.

post yfw bloos-canes SCF

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It only took them 4 billion shots

>bloos win
>rags don't get that first rounder
>rags

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>Even series
Who the fuck are they trying to kid?
Dallas honestly looked like mediocre shit this whole playoffs, it was Bishop vs the world

It would've just been a bonus they still have 2 first rounders and the #2 overall

Literally nothing more kino than the hometown boy scoring the OT winner desu.

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lol based patty maroon
>i must sound like a maroon right now

Blues - Canes comfy stan lee bowl desu

Sharks vs Blows WCF and Sharks win in 6 again

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I hope that kid was crying happy tears.

im glad its over.jpg

but where's the lie here

he'd probably rather listen to the radio than listen to him speak on the phone in english too

>Back to back 7 game series to a 6 game series
If this actually happens, they will be fucking obliterated in the SCF

>they’re going to unironically draft krappo busto
They needed Dallas’ pick.
>rags

absolutely delusional, considering sharks aren't playing the wcf

Patrick Kane beats up taxi man and wins cup

based and correctpilled

>tfw the good guys won

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david freese all over again

You're just mad because the isles got swept and nobody cares about your shitty team

who are the good guys and bad guys of the teams left?

>5 remain
Poor bishop

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Consider this: better team won

good guys: sharks
bad guys: everyone else

Fuck that diving cunt

they are all bad guys

>good guys
Canes, Blues
>bad guys
Everyone else

good guys: blues
bad guys: everyone else

in honor of my trips i have to post it
youtube.com/watch?v=PZVCrKcOl78

In order of goodness
Good guys
>canes
>blues
Neutral guys
>avs
Leaning bad guys
>sharks
Worst guys
>bruins

Um... no sweatie...

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This

hot take: the point system is a meme, the playoff system is a meme, these playoffs in particular is a meme, gary is a meme and has ruined the most ancient and noble sport of hockey

Bruins/Blues are the only palatable cup champs

I used to shitpost against bishit when he played for the blots, but now he's alright.

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That's gay

Does Binnington have the ‘tism?

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scored on another hometown boy, no less

This
A Canes v Blues final would be amazing.

haha fuck ben bishit

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>He didnt read the script

2016:
Sharks win against rival who eliminated them last year
Sharks then lose game 6 4-3 in OT against central division team, forcing a game 7
Blues win 7 game series against the Dallas Stars
Sharks win game 7 to play against the Blues

2019:
Sharks win against rival who eliminated them last year
Sharks then lose game 6 4-3 in OT against central division team, forcing a game 7
Blues win 7 game series against the Dallas Stars
Sharks win game 7 to play against the Blues

>has ruined the most ancient and noble sport of hockey
this part is objective fact at least don't know about the rest

>the playoff system is a meme
That's literally the entire purpose of the stanley cup in the first place you nigger. It started as a challenge trophy that teams would duel over.

>wongs
>Death Parade

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He doesn't look Finnish

hes got a big jewish nose and a faggy name I know that much

Who here /Gloria!/

What about Bishop?

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I mean 1 goal on 53 shots. He deserved better

It's ours.

Cope.

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>meme songs
bingbing wahoo level m8

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Too bad the team didn't
Zero offensive pressure even in OT and no defense, just let him out to dry

I'm more a /self control/ kind of guy

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and if cogliano doesn't miss an open net they win. that's uh hockey you know it's only game.

Based and redpilled

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what did he mean by this

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Hes got shit in his eye
>

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big lol

Am I homosex if I find Patrick Sharp ridiculously attractive? The guy is stupidly good looking. Fuck the padqvist meme, Sharp’s the dude I want to blow.

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he meant to give us the greatest synthesis of music and images of all time
don't believe me? play this while watching the webm
>youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg&t=2s

i mean thats pretty gay user

it wasn't really too homosex until the "dude I want to blow" part

Yeah but can he shred like Lundpads?

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Seethe harder sweaty

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good evening knights/blues nation

youtube.com/watch?v=GmfUpXb5ogQ

Shoo shoo not for you tranny

>that momentary awkward moment among the blues personnel when they were not sure whether to shake hands or hug
you can tell they are not used to this

Epitome of hetero my man. Nothing gay with appreciating good looks and sucking a little.

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>his first thoughts are about cocks and trannies
projecting something here a wee bit lad

its even crazier if you get a different angle where you can really see that it bounces off the post then off of bishop's back

i got that one too. I'm in the process of making it right now

where are my numbers shannon

>post nothing but underaged “boys” for a whole year
>surprised when people associate your franchise with the mentally ill

>Boston isnt notoriously gay and tranny
Cope

lmao

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Too busy crying that one of his 25 teams got eliminated from the playoffs
Truly a fan burdened with suffering

Blues v Bruins
Don’t ask questions
t. Script Writer

blues will win the cup

i feel like you two are both trying to say something about yourselves here

kek yeah probably

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HONK HONK HONK

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imagine actually being from and having to live in st louis though lmao what the fuck

I feel like you’re a pathetic faggot but you don’t see me being a jerk about it do you?

teams rated by homosexuality:
---degenerate tier---
bruins
sharks
---bi tier---
canes (an optimal balance of homoeroticism and hetereosexuals)
avs
---gay pride firebombing tier---
blues

good way to lose listeners

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the numbers are posted

he wrote an essay

>laffs

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>Sharks

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Assblasted Mexican detected

He sounds like he is going to cry hahahahahahahaha

>relocanes
>ruins
>blose
>bing bing wahoos
>shorks
the knights would've bootyblasted all of these SHIT teams

BREAKFAST TOMORROW
>2 eggs (over medium)
>3 strips of chicken bacon
>1 breakfast sausage patty
>2 slices of Wasa crispbread
>1 banana

Am I forgetting anything?

Sharkies desu

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this wreaks of a southern smelly fat hick

quads for your effort

OJ

dubs for yours

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>over medium
why are you like this

What the fuck did Daryl Katz do to his face?

Lads my girlfriend had to get surgery and they kicked me out when visiting hours ended so I went to the bar to watch overtime ama

He only becomes your "girlfriend" after the surgery

So is St. Louis the real deal or is it Binnington carrying them?

Keeping the benis thanks

he has a bacterial sinus infection that is antibiotic resistant.

like the new look

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quintuple bypass huh?

How the fuck are all the good guy teams winning in the 2nd round after all the good guy teams lost in the 1st round? You've outdone yourself, Gary

after the showing tonight, i'd say they're the real deal. bishop was just playing out of his mind.

Gallbladder removal. They told me I could stay in the “patient family suite” which had a tv in it but it was full of non-whites so I left

why are you obsessed with trannies

How much of that can just be contributed to Dallas playing like shit though?
53 SOG doesn't come out of nowhere

OUR KNIGHTS ARE THE BEST! :D

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shokrs elimination day tomorrow lads
vocaroo.com/i/s1vKLh4sOTjw

Yikes. It's only a joke. You might be the one obsessed

Yes, everyone already knows that.

>no u
but you keep bringing them up
why???

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Shan Man the Hockey Fan is absolutely fucking seething

imagine unironically living in a shanty where there are elvis impersonators at every corner

yep

Literally the first time lad. Not everyone is the same person here.

at least we know binnington won't turn down the invite to meet drumpf

>58 killed
>35 of which were californians, 6 were from nevada, and 5 were from canada
bretty based imo for paddock desu

oops my bad, only four from canada. still hyped on the 35 dead californians though

you mean he whom shall be unmentioned? i can't wait for 8 years of hillary rodham clinton
#imwithher

With no motive at all

true story it really happened

he

Why is he such a big SARS fan?

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how cute

They are so buttmad that vegas is a better team than both of them

imagine being mad, in any capacity, at a second year expansion team

It was hilarious last year watching literally everyone around the league root for them, and then do a complete 360 when they made it all the way to the finals

where did you find this?

what's icing?

edit: thanks for the kind strangers, gold

i seethe about every team that isn't >my team and there's nothing you can do about it

>first round exit
>better
The cope of vegas

for me, it's being the monster heel only after two seasons

...

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awfully quiet in here..

Games over go home

I’m tired and out of beer

only shit teams left

hockey isn't a popular sport anymore

imagine being upset at a team that was refpucked out of the playoffs to the point where not only the league admitted it, but the player who drew the "penalty" admitted it. not to mention the refs who blew the series were reprimanded and were benched for the rest of the playoffs.

ya coping, squirt?

>anymore

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B O I L I N G

this. at least poos like cricket who watches hockey anymore?

Kek

>bracket obese fuck whose whale wife fucks niggers, and canadians who haven't got an excuse to reply to literally anyone for the failure of their teams for a literal lifetime, both replying to me
wew lads

>sorry your team sucked
>being proud of getting honest men out of job
Ok fuck vegas

>S E E T H I N G
>E
>E
>T
>H
>I
>N
>G

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do refs get playoff appearance bonuses?

t. bracket again, since he uses the same "muh honest men" argument everytime. how's marshawn doing with your wife lad?

>b-but it was a bad call, everyone told me so

>everyone who hates me is the same person
Wew

t. the argument of everyone who gets called out for sameniggery
>b-but my wife said i could sleep in the bed tonight instead of the bull

>this vegan seething because my penis is the only penis my wife has ever touched and his shit team had a first round exit
Wew laddy

>RAGING
>EVERYONE IS THE SAME

Just got here I hate the fucking bracket faggot. He's the quintessential attention whore with a SHITTY fucking offering. glad to see he's getting it from people other than me

>he has a Yea Forums pass
eternally cucked in multiple ways huh lad

screencap the rage

>paying to shit post
Lel no

Lmfao fuck bracket faggit all of his shit sucks and he always say "heh I didn't try" then don't post it you fucking faggot

/hoc/ on the edge I see. Need a little push?

It's not for you. Please keep feeding me exactly what I want though

You want people to call you retarded? Ok retard.

>this reddit team threesome

like how tyrone feeds your wife what she wants m8, ya fat spic from analslime?

I want your rage and your (you)s but to a lesser degree.

Ok retard heres more of what you want retard

muy caliente in here

ok retard sounds retarded

And here we see the projections of the raging faggot who hates himself
No u

Raging on 4channel is indeed quite retarded

ya boiling
is she still out with her friends from work?

Holy shit bracketfaggot is pathetic

>2019
>people still respond to tripfags

Its 11 on a Tuesday nigger shes cuddled up next to me
Yet I'm still 100x better than you :^)
This desu

He's probably the dumbest trip we've ever had

the year is 2058, your zhe child asks you:
"did you ever respond to tripfags?"

what would you tell them?

I'm sorry never again I just think his images suck and he's a retard

imagine taking your trip off to talk about yourself

>hating on /hoc/s best trip friend
/hoc/ is extra gay when theres no hockey

Can someone ban this dumb faggot for shitting up the thread

i do but only with the purpose of degrading thread quality

my mom loves hockey. whenever you guys post good memes i show them to her and tell her i found them on twitter. thanks for making my mom laugh, guys :)

>t. K*ppers on a proxy

>implying I'll live that long and will ever get laid again and if I did and knocked her, like I would ever see the kid or my money again

Lol your mom sounds cool tell her I hate her

>newfags dont remember kippers

how can offseason /hoc/ even get worse than whatever this is

Joe Thornton please win tomorrow

Trips are always the dumbest posters it's best to ignore them. They will scurry back to redit after a while.

well, if you're still here, it can't get any worse

>listen son. back in my days there were these tripfags all over. they got banned eventually, so you don't have to worry about it.

in ancient greece this attitude was considered not only normal but the epitomy of the warrior spirit

This is all I need desu
Good night frens
Good night raging faggots
Good night that one still raging vegas queer
I've never been to reddit once
/hoc/ puppers?

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>warrior spirit
>in athens
kill yourself you fucking RETARD

At least kipshit didn't have beta orbiters that unironically liked him.

I don't think anybody unironically likes him. It's either falseflaggers or himself replying without the trip.

I feel so bad for Bishop, he deserved the win tonight but he clearly was on the worse team

>all the Wild Card teams are falling
>only 1 guaranteed to move on
THE BRASS BONANZA WILL NEVER END

This statement alone is counterproductive to your argument
>people who liked kippers: 0
>people who like bracket: >0
>bracket>kippers

neat, special edition!

Please dear god don't respond to the mspaint posting retard ever again

how would i know that (You) don't have a trip..?

>stood on his head all game
>lost cause the puck bounced off his head
Pottery

Too many people for that

I thought you were going to bed?

Agreed he almost looked binnington-esque

Whatcha talking about?

Maybe, but he has a Yea Forums pass and doesn't have to wait the 60 second posting limit desu.

Bracketnot was cool until he started posting things other than the bracket

How do I know you arent me?
M8 you dont need a pass to bypass the timer

Canes in 6 in the ECF and SCF

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I like him even more now tho

don't tell them how to do it

I wont. newfags gotta learn. But in just point out you dont have to buy a pass

See no pass required

again

See no pass required

I love you

Ken Holland fucked up with the legacy contracts but I think he's a great general manager and I think the red wings are on the right track because of him. I wish him the absolute best

where's strong duck when you need him?

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Thanks homeboy that shot means a lot

>Dallas blew their chance to win the series twice
Fuck if Sharks lose tonight there won't be a single likable team left

give >us your strength tonight lad

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talktotransformer.com/

type some random quote and AI will make something up for you

My Pavs jersey came today, lads.
Only big dick, white, red blooded, AMERICAN males may respond to this post, we all know how the last time ended

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i'm thinkin about beating the avs for pavs

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>pavfellski
>red blooded
true desu, all over the ice after he dived like a faggot pusy

Whom are you replying to

At least the tiny chode, desert rat followed the rules about responding to me

>Whom

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proof

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>a fucking WHALE

Lad? You ok?

A
FUCKING
WHALE

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rph

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

nhl 19 is garbage bros

>see yet another divegrass thread
>report it for spam
Have you been doing your part to keep Yea Forums a better place?

fuming at having to pay for a medical system i never have to use lads

and yet you're still a newfag

name 2 hockey players and give me something they might talk about

NHL Hitz 2003 is the only good hockey game.

youtube.com/watch?v=esFpjtPV7TE

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thinking about the new thread

this but with the Soilers

Word

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Kent Nilsson and Alex Kovalev talking about moves you can do when the puck is rolling

>11 goal performance in a 5-3 overtime loss

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new and on time