Dallas Stars @ St. Louis Blues
>game 7
>starts at 7 pm Central (8 pm Eastern)
DAL @ STL gamethread
>southern hockey
blues desu
fpbp
Let's go dallas
This is Midwestern / Texan hockey not Southern.
>sunbelt cope
Let's goooooooooo
You called?
The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>out in the first round cope
This is now an anime thread
R u retarded m8?
Fuck and no
Is there any ice in the dirty south?
The Stars are the Wild
Funny how Missouri is the only southern state still in the playoffs
Sorry >my team aren't Garry babbies
First for Liverpool
>forgetting Norf Carolina
Ready for game 7 kino
Gas all anime posters, this should be he new /hoc/ slogan and meta theme
Kenny and Edzo for game 7
What will the new Seattle team be called?
This could ruin her clothing this lady should be more careful clothing doesn’t grow on trees
Oh no, where is Kendall?
is calling your name
>clothing doesn’t grow on trees
Cotton grows on bushes.
the seattle problematic totems
where the FUCK is my kendall??
Hopefully ourgurl Kendall is calling this one
my wife Cirno likes hockey
Dragons.
midwest is not the south
this is a game seven, we get the A team, capisce
let's fuckin go blues
Jordie > Jamie
Dallas will win this shit easy
This is a Blue board
Man I hope so
Cool it with the misogyny.
it was still a slave state
standing up and singing along
>every team isn't his backup favorite team
there's no way I can lose
Place your bets boys. 1 game, do or die, how much you putting up?
Not a fan of either team, but I'll put $20 on the
>bloos
absolute unit
Go Taras!
screaming losers
Dallas 4-2 dubs confirm I’m from the future
they gave it up easy 3 years ago, it'd be nice to reverse the fortunes.
>that audible 'stars' chant
nice to know we can travel
Blues deserve a cup already. C'mon Blues
oh say does that STAR spangled banner yet wave
and i'm like fuck yooooooou
not today, john itor
Stars 2-1. Hintz and Seguin for Dallas, Petrangelo for the Bloos
did you know missouri called the show me state because when you are there you say show me the way out of this shithole
take lots of slappers against Bishop, you know why
literally me rn
salad fags yellling stars during the anthem has got to be one of gayest things in ice hock
hooly, did you see that Valkyrie as anthem singer was walking out?
I was feeling that rendition
Binnington has a weak jaw line I smell a choke in this game
Jason Arnott used to play for Dallas, therefore Dallas will win
im thinking this is a must win for dallas
Sorry, it's 4-2 St. Louis. Bishop will flop after every handshake after the game.
that state is more relevant than your entire country
I hate the fucking anthem of the u.s. it's shit and I always turn the volume down so I won't get embarassed
band it already
What?
st louis literally boos at the end
yes i agree
>got rid of the roastie commentators for game 7
thank fuck
Go stars
there have been many band arrangements over the years, you don't know what you are talking about
NITRO
it's the blue's year 2bh
Probably. They have they advantage of away goals though.
I always imagine the Greece national anthem being played on kazoo
Just kidding I don’t ever thing about Greece fucking 3rd world shithole
>Taint Pooass, Misery
It is because everyone bitchera it. It isnt supposed to be two minutes long with half of that being freeeeeeee and braaaavvvve.
Indiana is 50% south
Greece doesn't have one because the Turks won't let them
>niggers
Why is there a transgender behind the blues bench?
number 4 got his ear chopped off
because hockey is for every one
How the fuck do you see the puck?
literally just niggers
Cool it
your mum in attendance?
they have a laser pointer that shows where it's at does your broadcast not have this?
Special tv setting for me
Just an observation: 95% of NHL teams are shit. Just check their season stats.
you right now
Matt Murray has no jaw and won 2 lees
i dunno. you've got your dad's number, call him and ask.
St. Louisan checking in. Go blues!
ah yes but there are really two different sports rolled into one in this Brave New World - regular season hockey and playoff hockey
by having a tv made this century. also not being retarded
GOTTEM
BEN IS SHOOK
It’s because the county and city are separate entities while most cities use both of their populations for these stats
> not having buttspray in 2019
Is Dallas the best city in Texas?
Don't make me do it.
As someone who lives in Houston, [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
hockey threads are about diversity and inclusion bub
Wash U checking in inb4 le happy merchant memes
Come on faksa
Faksa no
holy shit just shoot the fucking puck LMAO
for me, it's barbershave
>shoot it right into goalers glove
No one caught that guy sitting behind the Blue's bench in drag looking like that big titted whore from the last game?
RIGHT INTO HIS FUCKING GLOVE WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK WAS THAT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Yea. Fucking transplants and retarded road projects are trying to ruin it though.
And fucking property taxes are killing us.
dont forget they have a criminal on their own team
>American niggers are deadlier than Congo niggers
Impressive, actually.
you cant inb4 your own posts
watching the baseball game :)
YEEEEEEEHAW it's opening up
>handegg tripfag
Shoo shoo
Lets not pretend the crime stats look good in the county either, it just isn't quite as bad.
Which Dallas players are secret homosexuals?
everybody
Binnington, more like Winnington
only talking about playoff hockey, mate
i just checked playoff stats by team. and most are absolute shit.
Stop being tripphobic, shitlord.
From Dallas, never watched hockey. Are we supposed to win this bros?
Not according to bookies
are you planning to marry one?
What do you mean? that big titted whore from the last game wasnt a dude?
lets
go
blues!
we're not your bros, pathetic hillbilly
Wrong. Hockey is only for straight white Christian men of good character.
Yearly Reminder
Those stats are skewed because the city and county are separate entities, but they’re merging soon so Saint Lewis will have a way lower crime rate soon.
need a pic for mfw fucking dallas goes twice as far as tampa
what number does O'Reilly have in the Blues? Still 90?
he did, into the fucking glove
t. irrelevant tourist country across the globe
More like no Chinnington.
based
>pay denbts
LETS GO BLUES
LETS DRINK BOOZE
LETS SMOKE DOOBS
>who've you got tonight, /hoc/?
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
Fucking texans and their memes
wgat song was that? The industrial metal one
did you put wifi in your ranch? Is that why you are uppity Jeb?
>they're merging soon
Lmao no
To heck with the blues
>no faggots in hockey
sidney crosby has something to say about that sir.
>Stavros
stors really owe us for renting our good luck charm Dobby. remember to feed him
Just cuz you sucked a couple of dicks doesn’t make you gay
There is no st louis county dum dum, st louis is one of the few independent cities in the US.
Someone screenshot the tranny behind the Blues bench
Id exchange St. Louis to the Chinese for debt payments, desu
Hull's foot was in the crease. Dallas' Cup was pure refpuck, that play wasn't called a goal the entire season.
don't bully grease
but you can and they do. and most civilized people drink alcoholic beverages from a glass not a cup anyway.
Then where the fuck have i been living for 25 years?
There absolutely is St. Louis county you colossal faggot! It is the county that surrounds the city.
St. Louisans report in
Bridgeton here.
only steers and queers come from texas
the Dallas Steers
don't panic. you've got a least a year to find just the right picture.
what does Wash U has to do with jews ?
tarasenko is not good at defense
wut
en.wikipedia.org
St. Louis City is one of those rare independent cities, but that's just downtown. The entire area around it constituting the Greater St. Louis Area is named "St. Louis County".
>dallASS
SCAAAAAARRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bishop Out
isn't there the place of the Galoping Goose?
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
LETS
GO
BLUES
>bishit
SSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>get up to open window
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
The crease rule was the most retarded rule ever. Good goal but two players jostling on the other sode of the crease and a guy's heel was on the crease line? No goal lol
FUCCCCCKKK
former soilers LEGEND patrick maroon
FUCK JANNIES AND DALASS
SCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Also to answer your question it has a very hebrew population, hence the name Wash Jew
>seguin
hes shit
the Dallas STars and Quars
formerly Steers
See you next fall st louis
Oops I forgot it's not 2014 anymore
There absolutely is a St. Louis county you complete faggot! en.m.wikipedia.org
1st goal
it's ogre
Hi Pointe here.
>Texas hockey
he only cares about doing blow and banging whores at his fuck mansion
I agree it was a retarded rule but it was the rule that season and Hull was clearly violating it. It's total refpuck to just pretend that rule doesn't exist in the SCF after using it all season.
him and Lovejoy were both on Devils
>furpuck
>stors
Tower Grove
Oakville
Interesting, I am planning on going for a masters there. Moved here few months ago, I get the feeling that there are more people who like hockey than baseball
Jeffco trash reporting
If the blues keep scoring and won't let any in, they will win this game
>dallass
hello, Pointe. that's a strange name.
Arnold...no bully pls
Stay mad faggot. Goal stands.
>ThE DaLlAs StArS hOcKeY tEaM
OH NO NO
stars are shook
He kicked it from his skate to his stick. Sounds like control to me.
big if true
>living in st louis
apologize for michael brown
>
thanks kendall.
Another Oakville bro on spee, how disconcerting
Troy, MO
>cheering for dullASS
Just bought a bass guitar
No. Maybe dont try to steal a cops gun.
Imperial here. High five.
How to get pusy
>do you cheer for the stars?
>no way, babe
Moved to St Louis, I need to find myself a high class white woman. Where do I find them ? Downtown is 95% black, Jesus Christ. I am in the St Charles area
what bass did you get?
OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST TAINT POOIS
Now folks, I don't mean to rock the boat here, I really don't. But I've got a prediction I'd like to share with all of you tonight. Please don't be alarmed; I realize what I'm about to propose is a little extreme. Despite that, I do have faith that this cutting edge analysis will hold true in the end.
I think the team which, after the end of regulation play, has the HIGHER number of goals scored, will win. I firmly believe that they will emerge victorious if only they can amass a larger number of points than the opposing team. Now if neither team should manage this, I believe they will have to win the game in a different fashion. They will, instead, have to score a goal by putting the puck into the back of the opposing team's net BEFORE the opposing team manages to do the same. Now, based on that information, the Dallas Stars would have to score TWO (2) goals before the end of regulation at the time of writing, whereas the St. Louis Blues would have to score no additional goals. I would conclude from that that the St. Louis Blues have a slightly better chance of winning this hockey game than do the Dallas Stars.
NIGGERS
SCAAAAAAARRRR
zUCCCCCCCCCCCC
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>The absolute state of Missouri
You guys have a based new senator, though
why the fuck do you care about downtown if you're that far away?
P U C K
L U C K
SCAAAAAARRRRRRR
ChALLenge IT
fuuuuck, Binnington was lost
ZUUUUUCCCCCCCCC
>dallass interfering
It's okay St. Louis. There's always football season...Oh wait.
good call dont waste the timeout now
DALLAS
St Charles is a pretty good spot. Or Clayton.
MAKE THE CALL GARY
HE LEFT HIS FEET
Hnnnggg
how the fuck
Tender interference. No goal
We're sorry the slaves weren't all sent back to Africa following the Civil War, cursing America to centuries of chimpouts.
no goal
NO GOAL
NOT SO FAST
HOL UP HOL UP
Norge!
>saint blew it lose
st loius pooos BTFO
This was a whole lot to write to essentially say "I love cocks and I'm going through withdrawl"
now it really is mygoodstream
kekekekekekekekekekek GOOD GOAL
Why does Texas even have a hockey team? Hell, why does Shit Poois have a hockey team?
REF WITH THE ASSIST
>(You)
>knock stick out of goalie's hand
>wait a few seconds
>score
>good goal
What happened to the hot blonde they had the last few games? I loved her great insight and natural beauty. They need to bring her back so we can grow women's hockey.
Now THATS some high level refpuck :^)
Literal refpuck
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Elite, high IQ assist by the ref
Literal ref puck
get it, desu its the best for architecture, engineering, social science, and really hardcore math
Straight out of the sharts playbook
Suomi niceland.
>Clayton
I need to go check that out, how is tinder around here ?
Went to check out 5 de mayo festival
ebin
>Make sure this one goes to overtime
>literally a kick-pass into the slot
>be Texas
>score goal
Chesterfield for that rich white bored housewife pussy
Salad bars cant score without a literal assist from a ref. Pure fucking luck
Remind me why the Rags traded Zucc? Sure they are going into a rebuild, but they didn't have to trade a fan favorite and great leader for their younger guys
i am eating a gabagool sandwich lads
Clayton
Moonrise Hotel or Blueberry Hill in the loop
Anywhere in Central West End
Must win game IMO
need more WC teams that are actually IN the western US
>there are teams in the "Western" Conference who play their home games in EST
>off the ref's foot
the fix is in
>Zucc re-signs with DAL get a 1st pick
>Zucc doesn't re-sign, he going back to NYC
His contract is up after this season and they got two high picks that have the potential to turn into firsts. They did alright
because
>rasgstown
>St Louis
>southern
Granted, if San Jose and Dallas advance, the only truly northern teams remaining will be the Bruins lol
>tfw you filter another tripfag
>be puck
>get shot
How does it compare to other cuts?
Gentlemen, I have an update. It would appear that the Dallas Stars hockey team member Mats Zuccarello has placed the puck into the back of the opposing team's net, nullifying the advantage previously held by the St. Louis Blues, whose team member Vince Dunn had performed the same feat not two (2) minutes and twenty-five (25) seconds, prior. This shocking change of events may seriously impact the outcome of the game, as the Dallas Stars are now closer to achieving the original goal of scoring more points than their opponent, having now reached a state of NOT having fewer goals than their opponent.
dallas just being dalla$
Not anymore after they moved Columbus and Detroit to the leastern. I think Nashville is the furthest east team in the bestern and they're CST. There's a reason Vegas and Seattle were the locations for the two expansion teams.
No clue on Tinder, been married for a while.
She's seeing someone else.
I looked at her Twitter and she posted about loving her boyfriend.
We broke up a month ago.
The last thing I told her, was I love you.
>literal nickname was the gentle giant
>honestly believing he would have tried to steal a gun
Can't stop me, faggot.
Can I get some
>shorks
(You)'s pls
>shorks
Serious question:
Why do they change lines/players so much?
Can these faggots not play for more than 2 mins at a time?
>Zucc doesn't re-sign, he going back to NYC
That's far from a guarantee
>rags
Why do I keep getting banned on Yea Forums for talking about pornography and jews?
>dAlLaS
Hes too old now and would probably be too expensive
Frodo's gone lad
Don't look at your ex's social media
she getting that diiick
they go full throttle for their entire shift, try sprinting and see how long you can red line your body
Can't you just let us have our illusions
>the reddit Ken Bone
>the 4chad Architect
>shorks
very good, a bit spicy which contrasts well with the proshut i also have on the sandwich
go back to your handegg
lmaoing at your little dicclet
blessed
>Shorks
AHHH fucking refskate
fuck this shit
nice
Who scored the first goal of the series?
>dallas
>sallad
"sprint" on blades LOL
Bunch of fuckboys.
>blading
Bloobs
cause they are retards
i play drop hockey with my buddies and we take 10 min shifts and we are fine.
Based
Just go to St. Charles main street and slam Lindenwood sluts.
What are we looking at?
This
>dalASS
>saint lose it blews
>There's a reason Vegas and Seattle were the locations for the two expansion teams.
obv yeah, the only other real sports markets besides those that are out WEST and not in Cali/Texas would be Salt Lake City and OKC, maybe Portland too. Could they support a hockey team in addition to their apehoop teams though? probably not
>Went to check out 5 de mayo festival
Brotip, the only thing's you'll really want to head into the city for are Mardi Gras and St. Patricks Day. Everything else is pretty low key.
Sorry lad, but
>where do you think we are?
If bloos lose, I'm gonna kill that ref, screen cap this
why do they have only 4 refs/linesmen?
let's have 10 so they'd be everywhere redirecting the pucks.
>Hockey iz for fags
>/hoc/ thinks this is a tranny
no u will go straight to church and god will point you to a better team
I'm making popcorn right now if you guys want some.
What happens when two retards conceive a child?
one of the other games of the series, a lady wore a similar outfit and was seated behind dallas' coach
so this guy did the same here
He is not wrong tho
Me.
canada
>banging whores
he looks he is still a virgin
binlan
user TAKE IT OUT IT'S BURNING
I thought Trudeau was half Cuban?
FUCK HE MADE KETTLECORN ON NORMAL POPCORN SETTING FUCK!!!!
nvm, i burned it.....why can't I do anything right
Based
>have to go St Charles if I wanna get puss since no girls go to my school
>worth it everytime
>using the popcorn setting
I'm not the one who fuckin did it
gary is in the building
Nah, it's from the black Hawks blues playoff series a few seasons ago. Some chick with huge knockers was in those seats every game the blues won
Gary loves Game 7 OTs more than he loves freshly circumcised baby penis.
that is fucking hilarious
St Charles is trashy af and its glorious
gotta keep those shekels coming
>bishit in net
which one /hoc/?
just woke and missed the 1st, what happened?
no hes dressed up like this lady
turning slappaknees
bloos score stors score
the puck was put in deep
How old is too old to be trolling for lindenwood pussy in St. Charles?
This is pathetic playing all around...
he can sit in those empty front row seats
Dallas scored a goal that was unironically 100% refpuck.
when /hoc/ leaves the house and actually goes to a game
Jamie Benn is not my captain
finnish BULL blocking shots
Age
Were those there first period and i just missed it?
early 70s
i can tell you how poor is too poor though and it starts at 75k
imagine looking at your exs social media
>lady
>filehandler
Why do all frozen pizzas have soi in them?
they're still filling up on the free food and drink
>he;s still hwere
name one food that doesn't
More of a lady than arya stark, apparently.
test
My man. I miss being single around college chicks.
because they're objectively shit
lots
Welcome back!
Nothing that would interest your, clearly.
>tfw no pale brunette gf to let me suckle on her nipples as long as I want
>r4dul0v
Which is the more R*ddit team, so I know who to cheer against
thomas doin thangs
Dallas is suck
35
play with pee pee time
I was stuck in a bad relationship for the entirety of college. 23 now just got a $62k job in Chesterfield, first time being single.
Let the games begin lads
lame gimmick leaf
>Preakness being advertised with Old Town Road
fuck me kill everything
Name a modern commercial where the main white male is not portrayed as a buffoon or evil person.
>song about horses not being acceptable for horse race
Ok friend
>name a commercial
>Chipotle commercial
>we come in at 6 am to chop veggies and meat
>that means we work hard and our food is good
>never mind all of the e. coli cases in our stores
literally any truck commercial
What will even happen with Yea Forumsee if the Blues win the cup and half a century of pain ends? Who becomes the new 'At least we aren't these faggots" team after?
Are you saying that the soi boi in the Chevy commercials is not a buffoon?
chipotle sucks and burritos are overrated in general
t. knower
America, The Beautiful should be the anthem
Dubs decides the name of my first child in Sims 3.
You really didn't think they'd use that song?
moon unit
Yang2020
>meat sits around for hours in that bin before you get it
>the salsa is more liquid than solid
>a single chip has enough salt on it that a single bite will permanently raise your blood pressure
Zuccarello
no idea mate
...
bulju
Some Benn Bop
hit me up on fan duel sven
Hazelwood here..not by choice
master bush
Yeet Dabbington
based zappa
big dick niqqa
Flop
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
are those dubs transferable?
Theres a guy behind the bench mimicking her lel
Quaid
shork
Naked woman...on Yea Forums? Better call Princess Trudy.
dweezil
Atlas
Blues Win
What is wrong with her tits
I will never give my mother a daughter in law or jewelry.
Laffs easily, shorks might be a second but at least they've been to the final in HD television.
they should be
fag
when will Gary release a new tuner update for the refs?
>checked
Let's go blues!
relentless.
i say they are
oh look k*ppers is here
Buckminster Fuller
they look like the OP picture’s eyes
>Actually calling that "penalty"
Oof.
alright boys this has been fun but im goin back to lesbian lacrosse cya
grim
Kek
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why is our pp so bad?
Adolf
Is this better user?
Fighting in hockey is problematic, don't you think? Not a good image
moon unit still has the most legitimate claim
finland is gay
Blues should decline the next Stars penalty
What is it called when a bunch of MODERN Scandinavians start shoving each other?
halfway through the game, 11PM, 8/24 beers down
imagine Kendall trying to say everything Pierre just did
san looey san looey san looey
first girl was better in the last thread and that remains the case now
No because you're posting the same shit as yesterday
Pucks gotta...go in the..net...then they get a goal. They need more....Pierre.....
terrorism
Is Perron throwing?
in the US? a prison riot
>beers
What brew m8?
>tfw Kendall is all a ploy to make Pierre seem more bearable to everyone
Pierre
Saint Louis is the actual contender out of these two
You might not accept it, but it's the truth
>mfw only nine pints left
send some La fin du mone or Troi pisotles please, fuck maudite.
digits and Pierre gets ass cancer
honky
did i miss anything ?
The Nose Knows
I'm guessing Kathryn can't skate
When did Pierre learn how to skate?
Bling Bling Boy
this is the best hockey video game
>La fin did Monde
based and brasseurpilled
Who scored the last goal against Patrick Roy?
Alvis bless the Blose.
500
when he got his canadian citizenship
based pierre
CAM ON STAHS, SHOOT SOME FACKIN SHATS
Blue star, of course and I got some Belgian moon tall boy bottles, some german Bochs tall cans from last night
go blues
new
HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUUH
kippers that you?
leafs are always going to be the worst team in hockey, i don't know how they have a fan base.
So Bishop was the only star who refused to throw this game in the locker room between second and third period right?
I'm from St. Charles, MO.
I played hockey w/ Darren Wilson.