/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Future ALPHA Teammates Edition

>Countdown to Spain GP:
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 87
L. Hamilton 86
S. Vettel 52
M. Verstappen 51
C. Leclerc 47

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 173
Ferrari 99
Red Bull 64
McLaren 18
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
160 (162 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
Ferrari, with their new engine, are reaching new levels of dominance

>News:
Ferrari bringing a new engine to Spain - two races early
Williams bringing """“exciting upgrade package”"""
JEV:"Leaving F1 was the best thing that ever happened to me"
Just to annoy Finland: Formula mEme this weekend

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gimi

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As evidenced by the back of her phone Tabi is a MaccyD's coffee person.

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I don't think they are going to replace FatJohn, who wants to drive for Haas anyway?

There's no one at Ferrari Academy.

Just when you thought she couldn't get any more low rent.

>MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

SOON

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Girl has to have her burgers.

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Racing boobies

He doesn't have the superlicense.

>mwoahioncepunchedyourfatheryouknow

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what went wrong?

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hangover season after doing reasonably well for their first 3

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I want to breed those German hips

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Would rather do that to a W Series girl

>The pure shame when they have to announce Vivien will be driving as one of the girls got a career ending pregnancy on a drunken night out

every time she's posted I question /f1/'s preferences. there's nothing to find attractive on sophia, vivien and every other whore posted here is miles better

she's a qt neighbors gal type of grill

Her body is kicking, her face is acceptably 6/10, and she looks fun.

So my local government is dredging the bay/harbor and filling in these old docks to create artificial land. I think they're just planning to pave more parking lots for storing imported vehicles after they roll off the ships...
I designed an F1 circuit that they could build instead.

Total Distance: 3.27 mi (5.26 km)
DRS Zones: 3
Turns: 18 (6 to the left, 12 to the right)
(Plus the little kink on the bridge straight)

Thoughts?

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this plus a sexy, smoldering voice

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers.

no from me

Did Red Bull fix there aero issues?

can you repeat the question

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>two fucklong straights
>two practically fucklong straights with slight kinks in them
'no'

The SF71H was deaigned with the old front and rear wings in mind

Class.

Kimi will Senna himself this year and Minttu will be dating some ice hockey player withing 18 months of his death

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Dubs and both Ferrari DNF in the race.

Dubs and I DNF in your mum's arse

A true gentleman

gimi

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That unirionically looks designed by Tilke.

>Silverstone confident £5m resurfacing work will not affect British Grand Prix
>The circuit was relaid by Aggregate Industries before the season began last year but several F1 drivers complained the surface was worse than before. In August the MotoGP race was cancelled after persistent heavy rain led to drainage problems blamed on the new surface.
>“We are confident it will be ready, working with Dromo they have designed an asphalt mix that is six times stronger than last year’s,” Pringle said. “It will have real rigidity and no risk of being moved even by F1, which is the ultimate punisher of a circuit.”

>an asphalt mix that is six times stronger than last year’s
rule britannia

based 100% basado

poles are probably on the crew doing the work

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>Mercedes team principal Toto Wolff could succeed Chase Carey as Formula 1 Group CEO once his contract with Mercedes expires at the end of 2020
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Toro Negro

>nur nach dem Plan...
[Translator's note: Plan means plan.]

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>According to Mercedes insiders Källenius and Wolff have an uneasy relationship, which is likely to be another factor in Wolff’s considerations
good. fuck off wolff. unlikeable cunt.

Toto Recall

Nick!

...

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cringe.

can kukass beat Ham this year?

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>dubs decides which race

Can’t wait for no overtakes Monaco eheheheheheheheh

Sophia
3/10 face
5/10 body
1/10 morals
2/10 fanny

>Nick!
Now THERE was a poosonality.

>love the smell of fuel
Dardy unna

>Round 5
fug

Alfa better bring a comprehensive upgrade pack to Barca or I swear on me mum I will unfollow gimi on insta

>Green text
Black text.

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>Being a racing driver means you are racing with other people and if you no longer go for a gap that exists you are no longer a racing driver because we are competing with a bunch of non-car people. So we are competing with cars. Even if I didn't believe it was true I knew it is true."

>In August 2015 the French Grand Prix was cancelled at the last minute when the driver who was to lead the team was injured in the crash during the race and then injured again and missed Sunday's qualifying. He replaced the lost champion Felipe Massa, who had driven alongside him in qualifying.

The accident with Massa cost Renault both the drivers' top ten and their place in the points, with both drivers ultimately finishing 11 points behind Ferrari's Jules Bianchi.

>In the wake of the accident the team issued a statement: "Our race staff are very sad to have lost two drivers from our Renault squad. Although they had a very tough weekend to prepare

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Nah. FIM literally took Silverstone aside and said "Right, that was the first race we have had to cancel in 30 years. You're gonna call this number, you're gonna ask them to do the job and you're gonna pay whatever they ask for. Got it?"

It's costing them £5m when the previous job was £2m.

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wew

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Underrated post in here.

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>Inb4 Brundle gets fined again for joking about the Pikeys

This is the Gran Autismo generator.

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and silverstone didn't tell them to fuck off back to donington if they didn't like it? lmao

The contract is worth more to Silverstone than it is to Moto GP. One of the few events they host which doesn't lose them money.

FIM were threatening them with removing their licence which would mean no motorcycles of any type on the circuit.

>I love fashion
>jeans on jeans

You have to remember she is German

Hmm, you're right about that.

anypictureofSchumiincasualclothes.jpg

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It's like a 0-0 scoreline, only patricians can appreciate it

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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Case and point

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It has created a perfect Hamilton's head narrative LMAO

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>Toto as new Bernie
At least they are slimey in the same way.
>We will never have Arrivabernie
Why live?

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RELENTLESS

Jenson Button: “I always have problems with severe understeer!” On a track that's really flat out tight, and in tight turns, there is a huge amount of oversteer if a driver is not willing to change direction. "If you take the front left tyre out on a track like that... it just puts you in a bad position. As a result I would do the track better with two front tyres to see how to deal with this thing."

‧Pieter Serry: “This is why you don't see drivers going on about overtaking. You do when you have a strong grip or have no grip at all." On the subject of overtaking being limited in certain corners, Button says: I think we have to keep the cars out in the corners. If you drive in an area where there isn't that many cars behind you then, that's when overtaking starts to lose its bite. If I see a car in front of me coming around an edge I'm going to get a strong grip on.


Best fucking thing since sliced bread.

What?

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Holy FUCKING shit

I’m dying, oh lord my siiiiides

You heard it here first boys

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wew lads

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Toto Wolff: "We have no chance of winning!"

Kimi Raikkonen in a Ferrari F458 Spider at the Nurburgring Nordschleife. Getty Images

And it didn't just be about the engine - it was about the people - the people of Singapore. The cars were all out of service in their last months of life and the only people going in to work were the crew who were working to save a Formula One engine in order for one to be saved. The local authorities who worked to save that engine couldn't be replaced, so the locals made a pact in order to secure the future of Formula One. It's a great story because there are so many things that we would love to hear about here in the States, but that has unfortunately been not possible.

Sebastian Vettel: "The F1 guys are good people. Not to mention their work ethic. At the beginning of next season we want to drive the Formula

>Gimi doing a burgerking lap
Might be cool

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>Tricky Ricky winning due to Bogdanoff fuckery

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Alternate timeline or Strange future generator?

Charles LeClerc wins the World F1 Championship! Photo credit: Ritchie De Melo. The Italian F1 Champion won in Melbourne, Australia, for a staggering victory of 6 Hours in one day time, beating the reigning champion Valentino Rossi, who had raced the previous two days for the World Championship in Monaco.

While Rossi had a better overall lap time than LeClerc, Rossi was more than twice as fast as LeClerc in the final lap.

The Ferrari driver, who went into the championship with a single win, led for most of Sunday, which was all he had going for him. But LeClerc, who has won titles in Formula One as well as the LMP2 category, was able to pull out a win on Sunday and win the championship again in Monte Carlo.

Rossi finished 16th in the race and finished 19th on the grid.

Vitali, one of the four-time champion's closest and fastest friends, had a two-place, which was not good enough for a second overall.

RENAULT-FERRARI MERGER CONFIRMED

Former Ferrari driver Alain Prost was invited to take part in the event in the UK to meet Ferrari chairman and chief executive Maurizio Arrivabene, and to discuss the team's plans for 2020.

Prost, who has not yet confirmed his plans, said: "As soon as I learned that we had a deal with Ferrari to take our team under the banner of the Renault team I was immediately attracted to do that.

"The idea is that this team will also represent some of the best young talents in Formula 1, I was absolutely convinced and the first day I arrived I got very excited, and at the end of the week I had a little bit of money.

"I thought, 'I could go to London and do some business,' and after I got home I contacted some friends, and within two or three days I had a lot of money and with the help of some people and a lot of experience and a lot of connections I managed to buy several properties."

Sebastian Vettel: "Just fuck my shit up" Sebastian Vettel: "Fuck the Mercedes" Sebastian Vettel: "Paparazzi?" Sebastian Vettel: "Shit, fuck" Sebastian Vettel: "I need an ex-cop to look at what I say during interviews" Sebastian Vettel: "Don't get me wrong, Mercedes is better than Ferrari, but I was trying to beat them" Sebastian Vettel: "The last three years have been hell for me" Sebastian Vettel: "I like being the underdog" Sebastian Vettel: "But I think it's going to get harder for other drivers to come into the garage" Sebastian Vettel: "When people hate you they hate you" Sebastian Vettel: "…and then they hate you even more" Sebastian Vettel: "I could get a million words of anger out of a race car" Sebastian Vettel: "The hardest thing in Formula 1 is to understand yourself"

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Loop inside circuit making tyrewear and driver strain extra one sided. Brave.

BMW should buy Williams

I’m WHEEZING

THEY KNOW

Adrian Sutil on Lewis Hamilton on their relationship

Sutil: "Hamilton is the best driver I've ever met. I've only known him for a year, but I've come to know him now as a person in some of the places he was in, including Monaco."

Lewis Hamilton's success, he adds: "Is due to the respect I expect him to show me, and to me, and our friendship."

The two drivers have worked together so closely for the best part of two seasons.

At the start of 2015, the pair were on opposite sides of a controversial media dispute, with both drivers having criticised each other over the media attention they got and the way they were treated while there.

In Hamilton's latest interview, he spoke candidly about how close their relationship had become, describing in detail how the first time they met he had offered to pay to watch the German in a race car.

lol

BMW Completes acquisition of Williams F1 Team with BMW

October 25, 2019

"We are proud of the achievements that the FIA has made in the F1 paddock, including the addition of Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes to the grid. The new agreement between BMW Group and the FIA will enable the BMW F1 Team to provide its full package which includes technical and marketing support with the primary focus of providing F1 technical assistance in order to help ensure the racing remains fair and the sport continues to be competitive.

"We are convinced that BMW will continue its current success at the highest level with new and innovative features that complement its F1 racing technology. We look forward to supporting BMW F1 Team to achieve its best level in every single area, including its continued success as an F1 team and in this respect BMW F1 Team holds the ultimate commitment to Formula One”

Kek

Would they be allowed to use straight 6 engines?

Well I think this settles it guys

Williams reveals cause of Senna Imola Crash”

"My first instinct was to get out of the car and do some damage control," recalls Williams. "Then it struck me – I'm not sure why he came along – that it could have been worse. He's got a bad injury from this accident, and my first instinct was to go and check it out. Of course you don't want to leave a victim injured in the accident, especially not one who has a driver's licence in his family history. It's very unfortunate; it shows he's a driver but does he know what he's doing?"

Williams' first step as team medical officer was to call McLaren's medical advisor, a man who worked at the team's medical service division. Having learned from the team at Brands Hatch, he didn't want a repeat of what occurred on Sunday afternoon and felt the team needed him on the call to check the car.

"I did check the car and the seatbelts had come off”

FAKE NEWS

Ayrton Senna's tragic death on Sunday from a cerebral palsy has given a new face to the tragic sport of F1, in the sport of which the legendary driver was perhaps most famous.

It is also, and to my knowledge, the reason why he will never race again.

At least that's the narrative that goes round the paddock.

But, in reality, he died from a fatal bout of viral meningitis, which has been known to kill thousands in racing.

He spent four weeks in bed in hospitals near Melbourne, with doctors saying the fever was so severe it appeared to be fatal.

Ayrton Senna died of meningitis on Sunday but his family are hopeful of finding his body soon

So it was the seatbelts....

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I present you with, what if F1 seeker Engine Parity with Indycar?

"The fact that F1 is looking into F1 cars should be concerning."

"The fact that F1 is looking into F1 cars should be concerning." "F1 will continue to try and push F1 engines to the limit of performance from 2019, without any meaningful change in how they are fitted to F1 vehicles. "

We already saw the end of the years-long efforts to expand F1's production capacity to meet demand from teams in 2018. The problem has been that F1 has always been built around a few manufacturers, and it's a pity that the majority of teams are in constant upheaval due to F1's inability to produce enough engines for a multitude of races.

The fact that it is taking place within the same season that Formula 1 makes its debut in Indy will, without doubt, be very concerning for the governing body. But the question is, how long will the sport stay viable?

Meningitis is no joke I guess...

Lewis Hamilton's tragic death after a collision with Williams on Saturday in Brazil has seen Hamilton's world title hopes be pushed aside.

Lewis Hamilton crashes out of the Australian Grand Prix

Speaking at the launch of McLaren's first-generation Formula 1 car, McLaren team principal Martin Whitmarsh said Hamilton's death has been a "bit overwhelming".

"That's a huge loss, it affects our whole team," he revealed.

"It's a very difficult thing to deal with, you don't ever want to lose someone that way.

"But the tragedy of it is it means we have to sit down and decide what the best option is for the team going forward."

It comes a day after Mercedes team principal Toto Wolff told Sky Sports News HQ the British team needed "fresh blood

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As evidenced by the back of her phone Tabi is a MaccyD's coffee person.

A couple of days ago I decided I'd try tabi's coffee coffee (not from the bag, but from the coffee) and it seemed like some sort of weirdo who had picked this as his special (he's probably a good one for us).

We stopped at a table for coffee and ordered our coffee. I looked at both their cup and coffee. Tabi's coffee was almost like the same thing as it was when I looked at her, except that a little bit of milk was added.

This was just not how I expected it to end but it turns out they do a very good service.

I went to one of their tables to write up the review which I will copy down here when I get a chance to finish the paper

Tapi's coffee: 8.5

Coffee that was excellent: 7.5

Not great: 4.5


For those of you who read my blog, you probably know that I'm a coffee geek.

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This is some fucked up shit lads.

what are the odds that we see new manufactures in 2021 and what teams will leave f1?

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So Horrific I had to share

Jules Bianchi’s conversations with a tractor. He is sitting in a room with the tractor running. You can't see him, yet, for he is moving around and moving with the tractor. He is driving it with his lips, and then as I look up it's the same as sitting in the center of the room. There's a tractor driving behind him, which is the same as sitting in the center of the room except for the face. He has his lips, and he says, "This tractor is coming around from the right. I can see from here, it's coming around from the left, and as I go closer now, that tractor is coming back. It will go around to the left. It's coming around to the right with the head on the right, and it'll come to the center of the room. It doesn't go in this direction. It goes away from me, from the head, from that tractor. It will go around to the opposite direction, and I will stop at the place where it started. "You have already finished”

>you either die a Jules Bianchi or live long enough to become Gary Paffett

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None will enter
Mercedes might leave if they don't like the rules

>nobody leaves
>SMP partners up with Williams
>some of VAGs manufacturers comes to dethrone MErc

What’s going on lads?

He’ll be fine he only broke some of his pelvis lol

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Memes

Did you fags feed
>VEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
into the system?

SHUT UP

uh oh

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--- DER UNTERHUND ---

>"Mit dem Angriff Valtteris wird das alles in Ordnung kommen."

IN LICHTSPIELHÄUSERS NOW

t. Oto

I want to fuck Carrie!" I said to Michael. "Cue the theme song for your entire fucking lifetime!"

"No," Michael said. "No. Stop it." "No, it's not."

I grabbed Michael's shoulder and threw him back on the bed. From his position on it in bed, I pulled his head towards my crotch.

"No, it's not," he said. "I told you! Your fucking fantasy. It's not. I don't want to do it, babe."

"Are you sure?" I asked. "I know what's gonna happen, so I'm not asking." Michael shook his head. "Nah. I don't even give a shit, babe. And neither do you."

I rubbed myself in that one spot while we were having sex. I'd never felt so completely at ease at the idea of having a partner who could take care of everything. We were so good-not-so-good, and just getting back to that, I could almost feel a little like they were a partner too, and one I could get on with.

rest in peace gimi ::(((((

Thanks la

"I WANT CARRIE'S TITTIES" Yelled American poster. She took a huge gulp of whiskey and began to rub her thighs together, her eyes going wide at her beautiful breasts sticking out of her shorts as she was making her way back to reality. She got out from behind the posters and sat down on the couch next to Sally, giving her a big hug.

"Now, now, Sally. Please, just let me suck your tits for a while....you look so cute when you're all spread out like that...." She continued playing with herself in her dress before she began licking her lips, the red liquid running down her tongue and glistening onto her pink cheeks. "I need to touch you too..."

Sally reached down a finger and lightly stroked Sally's clit for a moment, her cheeks lighting up and she felt the urge to keep licking her lips but she knew that no man could fuck her like that.....but she wanted to give her just

>Waglad has been replaced.

not a surprise tbqh

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WAGlad on his relationship with Mana Sugiyama.

Q. How about you, Kaito? How was your childhood? If you can remember it, what's it like?

A. Growing up was difficult at first but I finally came to terms with it after being away from my parents more and more for a while. I never really enjoyed school and was too busy living with myself. I wanted to make money for my school, so I got into a really complicated romance with my high school crush Mana Sugiyama. We ended up going back to school, but that was when my personality changed and I was a weird, introverted boy. Mana's boyfriend, Ryosuke Nagashima, was also a strange, introverted guy. The three of us were living in a completely different world, even though we were pretty similar in personality. It was really hard to put yourself back into the comfortable surroundings of school and I was never good at expressing myself.

None of these are funny stop spamming.

>he thinks he's a janitor again

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>WAGlad was on a threesome relationship with Mana
These are great. Keep em coming lads.

Remember, do not work on Chassis/Aero to be out of points.

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Lewis Hamilton on his relationship with God and his faith

He has also received death threats for his comments about race and religion in the lead up to last year's Paris attacks.

He was asked by a BBC producer to comment on what he thinks of Islam in the wake of the massacre and said: "There is something wrong with religion there, because it is based on hate."

Hamilton said Islam was "just a religion", adding: "I think what it stands for is a lot of people hate, a lot of people hate other religions and that is not just because they love each other but because they hate everything, they hate the entire world in terms of faith... and it turns out, it's true."

Kimi Räikkönen arrested for alcohol-related driving in Finland. Photo Credit: Foto_Finland.com by Räikkönen/Foto_Finland.com

The arrest of Finnish driver Kimi Räikkönen on suspicion of driving with a blood alcohol content of more than 40 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters was described on the website of the Finnish Ministry of Transport as an example of the dangers of consuming alcohol.

Räikkönen is a professional Formula 1 racet driver in the Formula One Grand Prix series who is competing in the last of the season.

He has already been sentenced for three days to one year's imprisonment, on the grounds he failed to register properly with Finnish authorities.

In recent times, there have been cases where drivers have been banned from Formula One and other racing series around the world for failing to register publicly under an anti-fraud law.

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underrated post

No.

t. finn-pro

A few of them were funny but it's mostly tl;dr.

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You can't have them all!!

I love the new word "bravo" and I'm sorry for not sending you one!! Bravo is the word that I always want my favorite word and I always wanted this to come to my phone!!

Came here to post this.

gimi goes fast VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, he's so hot! The way he starts making noises like, "Hey! Why are I getting so tight in your mouth so fucking hard?! I've been having such a bad itch. It's just that I've never been able to have the sex I need with any man. Not yet! I need your cock in my throat!" The camera zips out so he can suck on his dick while Miki is watching, while she can still hear the sounds and sees his cock squirming. She is so turned on just thinking about it! It is about to get too much for her and she must grab his arm, pull him in, and fuck him harder, hard, and fast! Her tits bounce wildly as she tries to get him all the way all the way.

Enough of this.

Post shit but cute F1 cars.

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Or blog about your personal life.

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Racing spirit, avoiding 107%

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Ferrari will NEVER NEVER win again

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I'm perfectly capable of doing both but my life is pretty mundane.

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That's kino.

This weekend going to BCN, there's a promo of Young ppl pay 35€ to see Sunday races, we will be on Turn 4, perfect to see Hamilton choking against Bottas.

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>double denim
Why?

heh

>young people

Because #fashion.

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Age limit is 16-30, in here people are considered young even with 30 years old.

>tfw balding + grey with 4 children considered a youth

wew

bbc.com/sport/northern-ireland/48187017
>Morecambe rider John McGuinness will ride a Norton Superbike and Supertwin at next week's North West 200 as he makes his return to the event.
>Norton had hoped to run their new V4 engine 1200cc engine in the SG8 superbike at the NW200 and TT but the regulations prohibit machines of more than 1000cc capacity.

>The British manufacturer has now returned to the 1000cc V4 Aprilia motor which had been used previously.

1200 fucking cc zomfg

>4 children
>Spain
You meant 30y old NEET who only waits til' Saturday to luckily fuck (rape) a drunk 18y old girl.
You must confused us with our latino frens

>not having more children than socks
Pfft, call yourselves Catholic?

this, enough with the autistic shit

which track is this lads

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deformed bahrain

Road America

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Yet again started by Finland. Truly the worst posters.
>haha muh gimi
>replies to themself with another gimi image
sad.

None.

Huh, turns out there is an offical F1 board game:

boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/76540/formula-1-officially-licensed-board-game
>HOW TO PLAY: cars are not moved by any die but according to the gear in that turn. The gear level is a pawn that can be moved on the own cars' card of one unit any turn, so the drivers can accelerate or slow down engaging a higher or lower gear every turn.
>The curves must be faced according to an optimal speed value shown on a sign. If the cars enter the curve with speed higher of 1 or 2 gears than the optimal one they will be forced to drive the entire curve on the outer lane or in the worst case to go out of the track and restart in the 1st gear.
>The cars' movement can be powered by playing the tyres cards: at the beginning of the race any driver receives 6 tyres cards (35% of value 1, 48% of value 2 and 17% of value 3). These cards increase the cars' speed (not the gear) and playing them means to have a tyres' wear: the drivers can decide for 0, 1 or 2 pit stops during the 3 laps of the race, depending how they are spending the tyres cards. Actually in the pit stop the drivers will receive other 6 new tyres cards.

Sounds autistic even by /our/ standards.

dont disrespect kimi

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oh shut youre right

Spain isn't THAT catholic, just seems like a mask on society, atleast in here on North.

checkem, I was thinking this or inverted A1ring
nice sergio, that must have been the base.
lol. Seems to be the same game, plus official licensed tracks and tax. Can't comprehend the fucking rules though, truly, boardgames are the pinnacle of friendly autism.

>PARI KELLOO :DDDD

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>Remontoija :D

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>MASSA :DD

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These are very good posts.

incredibly important poll
strawpoll.me/17956983

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>mfw it's a race week(end)

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>this poll
>2019

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>After Pierre Belmondo's death in 2127, Overtel increased its interest in gaining control of the AG Race Commission (and by extension, AG racing itself), and it would finally succeed by 2132. From there, Overtel would implement various changes to make the sport "better in the eyes of the audience". This included the upgrade in specification to the F9000, which introduced more extravagant racetracks, an emphasis on vehicular combat over traditional racing prowess, and worldwide media exposure.

>To quite some fans, particularly the Anti-Gravity Purity Coalition, these changes had distorted the sport drastically from its very roots, but Overtel brushed it off and continued to run the sport in its own extravagant ways. It was also said that Overtel had been involved with a massive race-fixing spree, in which one of the competing teams of the league, Tigron Enterprises, had blackmailed the datacast company using the latter's incriminating documents, thus allowing them to actively flaunt the rules.

This game predicted Liberty Media, Tilkedromes, and FIAMG

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What the fuck it's happening here, where comes all this fanfiction?

fuck that stupid ugly sperg.

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based finland
hail serious discussion

KYS.

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>unironically having ketchup in your house
What kind of godless country is this?

>Toto Wolff fears Ferrari performance in Barcelona

I don't think there's anyone who still believes the underdog card of Mercedes.

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I wonder if theyll spice it up or are still gonna do the:
>slower in fp1
>slower in fp2
>slower in fp3
>1s faster in quali

>2000-10 generation will retire soon
What do lads?
I've watching since 2006 and I really feel weird. Most of you already seen older generations retire (or die), how do you keep watching this sport? I unironically root for Lando and Max to keep this sport alive but I'm not so sure. Too young I'd say.

>when gimi retires, hamilton will be the most senior driver on the grid
>when hamilton retires, it'll be vettel
>when vettel retires, it'll be romain fucking grosjean

not counting cripple because he won't he there next year

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sky

>only two current drivers have raced with Schumi in his prime

fat john won't last that long.

prime schumi was 96-2002 but I get you

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It looks even worse when you only look at only race winners.

We still haven't had a race winner born between Riccardo and Verstappen.
And Leclerc isn't going to help that.

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You can blame the AMAZING and ROAD RELEVANT engine formula for that. There is plenty of talent there, much more than at the start of the decade, but the top 3 (well, 2...) teams have just monopolised winning.

>Because of Merc domination we may never get a winner from 1990 to 96

A whole generation BTFO
One of Sainz, Albon, Kvyat, Giovinazzi, Magnussen, Gasly or Pérez would have to get win

Unlikely to happen.

FatJohn have a couple of years in Haas, I know he's a emotional wreck but he can be fast sometimes. Also there's not single talent left in another categories.

Russell, Gasly and Norris already made the jump this season.

does kinda diminish the spectacle when you know the guys winning in f2 are only doing so because all the best drivers were promoted ahead

Gimi will never retire

> how do you keep watching this sport?
I simply don't give a damn about drivers

Miss me v10s

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Why FIA would be interested on Wolff?
He is just a Cheater (500M and his 'special' tests with pirelli) and he just keeps a underdog narrative prooved wrong all the Hybrid time.

miss me refuelling

It's not /ourpie/ but a good chicken pot pie can hit the spot. Unfortunately this pie is a fraud, there is only crust on the top and just the chicken filling sitting against the tin. One of the best parts of a pie is the bottom crust, permeated with gravy and juices. I feel raped.

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miss me Minardi

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TFW part of the Kmag, Sainz, Gio generation

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>why yes, I do enjoy watching some of the world's best drivers conserve their tires for the entire race and pass backmarkers with DRS

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brawn was responsible for the illegal tyre test.

At what point is Mercedes going to throw a race, just to keep up the unterhund status?

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After they win both championships in Monza

When will the cars look good again bros?

death to carrie.

never

Absolutely abhorrent post

reuters.com/article/us-motor-f1-brazil/brazil-president-says-formula-one-race-to-be-held-in-rio-de-janeiro-in-2020-idUSKCN1SE295
rip interlagos.

Pls not another street circuit.
It's beyond meme at this point

hope you like 90 degree corners with zero overtaking lol

I assume it'll be a sochi-style track, built around the olympic park, not a permanent circuit but not really used for public roads either. At least I think that's the deal with sochi.

interlagos will be a big loss for f1

Hahah thank to Brazilians who they thought they would be American 2.0 with Shitolsonaro.
Tilkedrome incoming.

Río de Janeiro video
youtu.be/XjCqH7wN7I4

Disgusting, people have committed acts of terrorism for less provocation.

This is the plot?

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Sochi has now been converted to a permanent circuit

Business idea, just duplicate interlagos entirely but in Rio so away from those slums, I presume it is because of all of the kidnappings and crime against F1 drivers that they have done this because it's such a shithole around the current circuit.

>tfw Jacarepaguá sacrificed just to accomodate some shitty one-time Olympics

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>Long sweeping turns
JUST

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Seems decent.

fssssssss
you aight, Macedonia junior

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>let's just copy china and add in some shit in the middle

That looks nothing like China.

It's a recurrent theme in Tilke of copyibg himself
That being said, the track has a pretty strong Estoril feeling that it's understandable since it's Portuguese

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>built in 6-7 months
lol, good luck

Yeah it does

More Sepang than China desu

I don't understand, I thought all racetracks were moneypits and the new ones only happened because Bernie knew how to extract shekels from local governments

Your mom looks like chyna

your step father looks like mark henry

for me, it's Eva

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That looks even less like it than China.

Have faith in hues

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It's Sydney Motorsport Parks bigger brother.

>Tfw Palanga will never be F1

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Would be BASED

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Especially when you have to pick up your trophy.

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And there is only one thing you should drink after a race.

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Me at the console

do you get to keep the trophy?

It's a shame that half the joy of Palanga is the refuelling station which wouldn't be used by F1.

Would play fucking havoc with the race engineers. Especially if multiple people pit and the hoses aren't long enough to go to the other side.

>tfw you hear you hear your re-fueller say "SHIT I used diesel"

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nice

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>That moment when the paying machine breaks and the driver has to go inside to pay

>losing a lap because you pitted behind a guy who went inside to pay and also decided to get a coffee and bag of lollies

What happens if you don't pay?

>Every driver has to buy a set number of items during the race.

Supermarket Sweep x Racing sounds great.

maximum penalty

What is that? ARREST?

They chase you, adding to the intrigue if the race

>tfw get DSQ because you dropped too many crumbs while trying to eat a Ginsters while driving

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Kino

>eey I'm racin' here!

Isn't that what all racing involves?

Yes but usually not by drunk latvian servo owners.
I don't say never because I'm pretty sure that truck racing is based off that

FIA bus racing championship when?
inb4 ATAC racing catch fire every two races

>You only get a penalty if you can outrun the race steward in a police livery race car

I think we may have saved all racing

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meant to say "don't get a penalty"

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>tfw you refuse to come in for you mandatory 10 second stop go for fuel theft

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Kek
>No Friday FPs because they are all on strike

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What's that mean monkey

Not telling since you're so rude

sorry

What would you choose?
>Make current cars shorter to the lenght you want but with the same weight as of right now
>Make the cars lighter to the weight you want but they'll keep being as long as they are now

I don't care

the latter

puhlease

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the former

>F1 is worried about crime in the brazilian GP
>moving it to rio de janeiro
wew, sure is a great idea, what could possibly go wrong?

where do you live?

Yes

he answered you

in Brazil
what's the point of that question?

veddel

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To satisfy my curiosity about where is a safe place in brazil

gunshots instead of fireworks at the end. beautiful

Memes maybe habbening in Champions League

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Tottwnham and Ajax are too small for anything good

what's the story here?

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NOW I HAVE A VAGINA?

At the request of Mika Salo

two twos
aka the aftermath of mark into a FFFFERRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRIIIIIII in interlagos in 2014

2021:
>Formel 1 is for sure der Unterhund against Formel E, genau

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>Imagine being called by sum university to make a Power point of F1 and people spergs you cuz you pretended to be funny but you used /f1/ humour

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>people spergs you

what do you mean?

Reminder that all new and totally not GP3 rebranded F3 is on this week-end.
Times are wacky as always
>Quali is after F2 quali
>Race 1 at 10:15 local time on Saturday
>Race 2 same time on Sunday
>The field is actually more interesting than F2's

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It's """F3""" and I will always refer to it as such.

>Raoul hyman
>bent viscaal
>ye yifei
>Felipe drugovich

based names

Liberty was a mistake

It's """Sauber""" and I will always refer to it as such.

the ajax game is more exciting than MWL and I don't even watch footy

Knock out style championship when?

bloody good field desu.

Who, apart from Siko Laakari, are /ourguys/?

I mean I still do.

Tyrrell really are the underdogs this season.

Williams vs Mercedes for example.

1 race at silverstone
1 race at Germany

They swap cars for the "home" race though.

>He doesn't rate the Russian lovechild "Artem + Petrov"
>He doesn't rate Beckam in disguise

It's incredibly tense tbf

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE NAMES

Some f1 pages posted user's STR joke exposing how inhuman was by making fun of Jules and Massa.

Me too aswell

Deledda and Pulcini because "muh country drivers"
Drugovich because he had the biggest Wins Lol I've seen in junior series
Ye because he made Dickbum seethe
But honestly I just want to have good fun

this but Ecclestone was shitto too

hmm I thought you meant you did a presentation, not the torro Rosso edge graph

predict the grid in 2021. stroll, kubica, gasly out. Mick Schumacher in.

vettel hulk kimi out too, max dead (killed not on track but crushed by Vicky)

gimi

Hold on lads

hahahahaha yes fuck the dutch

I_Cant_Believe_It.webm

Oh fuck they did it

nah gimi will stay forever. Hamilton out if merc calls quit

durbo

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>/myguys/ got eliminated by those toothpaste zoomers

Oh what a horrible life to be a Dutchie

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lads

Big memes incoming lads

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or not!

Digits and Verstappen dies of a weed overdose while trying to cope

Well I'm pretty sure they did

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>toothpaste

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put on ze qualy mode

15 min to P10, decreasing rapidly

GET FUCKED ZIGGO NIGGERS!

>tfw hate both clubs but can just ignore it and smile because we finished 18th

>Called high pace posting 2 days in a row
>They don't believed me any of the times

And yet here we are

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But you went to sleep last night so soon after high pace posting.

I had to make the thread.

>Ajax can't do it without Litmanen
>Ferrari can't compete without Gimi
>Liverpool will choke in the final without Hyypiä


You need a Finnish mascot in order to win.

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I feel like we're getting good at this relentless thing

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Fun fact: I was actually out and I just put on a cheeky gimi around midnight.

It's just tyre management la'
Yesterday was heatenings because the thread was over 400

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P10 gap seems to be going up already
Still

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BRAAAAAPPPP BRAAAPAPAPA BRAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAPAAAAAAPPAPAPPAAA

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I wonder if >we are at 1000 threads streak already

>close stream
>Spuds score to win
>Closed USA GP stream after pitstops
>Gimi wins
why is the universe so cruel

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It's should be quite stable until midnight, we do need the upside down lads to take over tho
I doubt we have an average of more than two threads a day

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Good morning, you fucking idiots.

what a chad

I like comfy slow threads more

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some photoshop totos head onto aryas and binottos onto the nk plz

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In early December they were 600+
I don't recall the average length but it should be 15hrs.
Also when Europe goes to sleep it won't keep being as fast

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>Morecambe had the best end up season form of the whole of L2

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600+ really? I would have thought we were at less than 1 per day with the long winter and the threads inbewteen races not being that quick

When will Prawns get to Premier

I genuinely feel bad posting in another thread but /f1/ atm

One day

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THE PRIDE OF MORECAMBE

Magandang Umaga

Hey I'd like to post my roots on Mclaren this year, I bet they adquire 4th WCC place :)

t. Sainz

>Neuer at Morecambe

Would rather take Halstead.
Has better eyes up his arse than Sophia after Macau.

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>>>/reddit/

Tana umaga desu

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>RÍo Gp is called Ayrton Senna
>Not having a Tamburello

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>Noya
>Nerman

wow very disrespectful

Also we are gonna keep the boys together and get to the playoffs with a cheeky cup run.

Overconfidence is a wonderful thing.

>motor/sp/ort have somehow stayed alive these last two days
impressed desu. They've come a long way since 3 replies, 7 minutes.

Wew, at least a very challenging turn to test if F1 drivers are capable of being in F1, just like Ayrton would want to.
Tilke has desinged this and it's sad! Even if he makes good tracks, F1 need to have different designers.

>Check the thread
>Dovizioso with Sasha Gray

Nice

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it's way past your bedtime, rakesh.

check this out

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>Do some more searching
>Sasha once drove a Lada Kalina across Russia
>She is apparently also into Dakar and rallying

Out of the choice of Madison Ivy or Sasha Gray I will obviously take Sasha as Racing pornfu.

>Sasha once drove a Lada Kalina across Russia
brave girl

What hapen to baku?

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Guys, this is getting out of hand..
youtu.be/9_VswJ6E5n4

>Started in Vladivstok
>Got to Khabarovsk
>Apparently tried to drift it (Aus pls don't)
>Or purposefully break it
>Broke the car anyway
>Completed the journey in normal foreign cars

youtube.com/watch?v=N4gQ-on1wbU

>wood building
wonder how they'll fit it in monaco harbour

>vladivostok to khabarovsk
lmao that's about 600km

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Apparently the people who set it up were trying to piss off the Lada Kalina's owners club.
Because the official word wasn't that she drifted just that the gearbox went.

Also I think they may have been making fun of Putin who tried to do the exact same thing but broke down after 350km.

Do wat

>tfw get hard just over the idea of Carrie tying her hair back into a ponytail

Caath to Derrie

dm her on insta, suggest it

She braids it for racing which is close enough.

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>Imagine somebody Kidnaps a f1 driver on Rio

>It's Hamilel
>"During the time I was kidnapped, I felt like my hero Ayrton Senna and his struggles with Brazilian life"
>"Thank god I am continuing his legacy and giving people hope in this country #Blessed"

>page 7
don't slip now lads

anyway, wonder how carrie keeps her pubes

Given the underboob tat I'm guessing neatly trimmed.

>tfw this is legit the closest we will get to seeing Carrie in a bikini

How can you have no body confidence and an underboob tattoo?
Unless she got it done in secret and she doesn't want her parents to know.

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>underboob tattoo

It's downright embarrassing you would mention anything like this without posting a picture. I'm extremely disappointed.

There is no picture.

Just the hashtags and tattoo parlours she follows.

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Kmag >>> H*lk

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>Bolsonaro on his profile
>"After our victory in the elections, Formula 1, who was leaving Brazil, decided not only to stay, but also to build a new race course in RJ, which will be named after the idol Ayrton Senna. With this, thousands of jobs will be created, benefiting the state's economy and population. It is important to emphasize that the investment will be totally private, with ZERO cost for the public coffers. Good afternoon everyone!"
Oh shit

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>with ZERO cost for the public coffers.
I find that hard to believe

I like this website

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What site is it?

oh lord stop with the gay fanfiction shit already

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It's the only thing we can do to counter INGURLANDposting

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kino as FUCK

>NASCAR is literally gonna stop a race halfway through to honour the military

Fucking kek

>a man called Robert was responsible for killing Hamilton
KUBICA THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Any specific reason or just O SAY CAN YOU SEE?

How many laps before Ferraris new pistons choke?

~500 laps
Ze rot auto motor iz too zuverlässig and schneller compared to our motor

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You're forgiven

pilelli
>The working ranges are a bit higher for this year in order to reduce the potential for overheating. This ensures that overall there is a wider operating window as well.

hamilton (and hass, vettel and probably everyone else)
>The beginning of every season we’re always struggling. Everyone is trying to understand the different tyre windows. The window of these tyres is even more narrow than it was in the past, which was pretty small before and it’s even smaller now. They keep putting up the pressures every weekend or every year so it gets harder and harder.

but remember, pirelli are absolutely capable of producing super grippy tyres with no degradation whatsoever and wide working temperature window, they just get told by fia and fom to bring shitty tyres and they do it brilliantly! das rite

when will mercedes and pilelli get impeached for collusion

Can't wait for the Monaco GP lads

thank you for ruining my morning

Are you insomniac?

biz idea: ban all telemetry

I like to see the cars kissing the barriers through the fast chicane

Hope it rains.

this

don't care how boring Monaco is nowadays, I always love it for the absurdity that they still hold a grand prix there. Monaco must never go away.

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claire should fuck from williams, she reminds me of that yahoo ceo

Claire should fuck me

Claire should be appointed Mercedes team principal

This. 3Gb per lap is ridiculous.

So agressive car to make a ridiculous noise

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>thinking SOIA will allow a rainy Monaco to taje place in current year
RED FLAG SAFETY CAR RED FLAG SAFETY CAR

I would drive Sasha across a Lada Kalina, frankly

also ban most of the tuning dials from steering wheel, ban MFD, ban situation rooms from factories and ban friday testing

ban refueling ban

Business idea: Winning team of WCC has Claire installed as team principle for the following season

lads lads
what if
lads
listen
this is serious
what if
williams + ford !!!!

Fuck Brazil desu lads.

Feel like pure kak just want her back x

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If it's privately invested then yes it has no costs for the public directly.

Reminder that Barcelona Circuit is a complete slut.

Also meme mirrors from Underdawgs

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Aren't mirrors supposed to have two mounts now?

only incidente

>sunny weekend
prepare for MWL 1-2

>rainbaby would lose in the wet
>ferarri are even remotely capable of doing good in the wet

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>hund status without german accent
shit thread tßh

In fact ferrari dominated since his 2015 Singapore gp

>Tobi Grüner @tgruener
>Here's a close up pic of the new Mercedes rear view mirror. I heard half of the car will be new for Barcelona.

U N T E R H U N D S

Literally so desperate to get in front of the mighty Ferraris that they redesigned haf of their car. A victory here would be huge, a total underdog comeback.

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can you just say all that in german?

gunter glieben glauten globen

Buchstäblich so Verzweifelt vor den Ferraris zu landen das sie das halbe Auto umgebaut haben. Ein Sieg hier wäre eine außergewöhnliche Underdog story

>Tristan Charpentier lasted only one round of SuperFormula before being replaced

The Japs are brutal

all that in german

Yes I can

How long till Dickbum gets the Boot?

This took a twist.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1weHcGuTpCW

Based

wasn't funny yesterday either

>tfw waiting for F1 while watching the mother of all train wrecks occur between YouTube personalities

>following YT personalities
for what purpose?

I don't follow the ones involved. I just got linked to it.

>SeNnA wUz ThE rAiN gOd!
Brazilian fagget could not even turn left on dry. Even Bianchi has more merit than him.

What's going on then?

ProJared announced on Twitter he was getting a divorce.
Shortly after that his ex-wife (Heidi) announced on Twitter that Jared had been cheating on her for months with the ex-wife (Holly) of a different YouTube personality (Ross O'Donovan)
Potentially this happened when Ross and Holly were still together.
Then it emerges that Jared was also sending nudes to fans via Snapchat and his weird pencil shaped dick is now everywhere.
Other friends and YouTube people are jumping in and picking sides and leaving comments when they really should just shut up.

Been glorious to watch it unfold.

It baffles how removed from reality some of these Jewtubers are. Why are they like that? Every second month or so people leak news of cheating, weird orgies, petty drama and in the centre of it all is always some brightly coloured hair cunt, a nu-male or an awkward pencil neck retard.

You seriously got time for that kind of pointless shit?

I have enough time to look through multiple archives to find every negative reply against my wife, and reply if possible.
Remember where you are.

Just read some of this on the twitter, who are these people and why did you waste my time? Shall be requesting that points be added to your super licence.

He said pencil dick, not neck.

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The guy has a pencil neck and a -dick

It all happened in the space of like an hour this morning
I don't watch any of their videos but I do love rubbernecking when shit hits the fan.

jesus wept. asteroid apocalypse when?

Can't come soon enough.

Fucking apologise

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Heard of the names but never watched their material desu

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for what?

>her feet

...

She's got a fat face no matter how much she loses weight

Victoria “stomach flappin’ and still chin lackin’” Verstappen

>Tobi Grüner @tgruener
>Renault will also intruduce a new power unit at Barcelona. While Ferrari is looking for more power, Renault is trying to improve reliabilty.

>priorities

my theory is that the male is actually max's boyfriend and they use Victoria for photos to add an alibi

>i don't expect any updates, only optimising what we already have
>we have few new things to test on friday, but rather with a view of future development path. there is no magic, nothing that could radically change our situation, but we have to try in small steps

are williams taking piss at this point or what? what are they doing in the factory, developing even shittier 2020 car?

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How can you fuck up this badly?

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AAAAAAAAAH FABREGA SHOW US ALREADY THE MEME WINGS

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Simple, just not being interesed in racing, only money and cheap sponsors.

>raoul hyman
>british flag

but he's south african and yet also a poo, which is surprising to me

probably descends from Indians removed by /ourguy/ Idi Amin

I guess he was a Baka Gaijin

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motorsport.com/f1/news/haas-alfa-romeo-upgraded-ferrari-engine/4384232/
fug

>that profile

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>tfw younever gonna win a chin

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502th for gimi

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Inb4 a new thread

JUST

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BREAD

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