*blocks your goal*

>*blocks your goal*

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Is he best goalkeeper in the world?

how do i get this hair

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you don't baldy

he really needs roacutan

He could actually be very attractive if he tidied his hair and beard up a little bit

Why does he look like this if he's Brazilian?

Too bad he is a retarded hardcore christian and got married with an uggo instead of swimming in top lass puss.

Unironically German genes

His surname is Becker

German descent, he's literally from a place called Novo Hamburgo

all brazilians look like that, wtf are u talking about?

Let's say grandpa was kind of nationalistic and then kind of socialist on the edges back in 1940

for some reason he's not very well liked here

>he could be very attractive
>implying he isnt.

Dude was the most attractive man on the pitch by far. And I've never had a gay inclination. Ever.

He's from the good side of Brazil.

he's a paçoqueiro and you know it. Today was way above his usual level of performance

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what's wrong with his skin? mine gets like this when i eat too much sugar but im pretty sure he doesnt eat like a fat shit

>*concusions you for a whole year*

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He's attractive but could be model tier if he cut his hair, tidied his beard and sorted his acne scars out. Robertson is cuter

No homo

brazil unironically has a lot of people from german descent in the south of the country

Is Ederson the same? Or is he mixed as well

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but in oldo hamburgo everyone is shit at football

Hahaha imagine what it's like to have Alisson smash your boipussi haha, wouldn't that be something :DD

>el mutto goblino della sudamerica

he's kawaii. im starting to think it was liverpool who are the anime club all along. and not barca

Liverpool are anime, lad.

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Brazil is a melting pot of different races so everyone's mixed there really

>no brown animu grills
das shit

Based.

>>German goalkeeping
DELETE

The dude is not attractive at all, wtf are you talking about

we're white baby

why don't you drink some mate with me user

then maybe later we can play fight and do other stuff...

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Some parts of brazil are whiter than some parts of england, muhammad

hitler's son

Are you guys not seeing his acne-riddled face?

Is it just me or is he a perfect fit for this show

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he is an absolute smokeshow no-homo

lmao now I'm imagining some fat bald scouser getting mad because they won't let him in the kop with his Asuka body pillow

>Listen la, if you don't think Asuka is the best waifu you're a fucking wool

nopoo
baking soda + ACV

BIGGUS

Hes like the lost Hemsworth brother

That's the average brazilian look, you fucking retard...

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>He could actually be very attractive if he tidied his hair and beard up a little bit

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Stop lying, you fucking monkey. The average Brazilian is a brown, machete-weilding pardo who wears shorts and flip-flops 24/7.

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They all look way too similar to me, another fellow aryan brazillian. This is weird...

lol this fucking macaco has a prepared list of brazilian models to show off to us.

>Novo Hamburgo
I don't recall Germans ever colonising in Brazil. How did this come to pass?

Most Brazilians are of German, Italian and Polish descent. You will only find brown people at the poorest areas of the country.

He isnt attractive you niggers.

>caveman brows
>acnes
>beard to hide his jawline and chin

Fucking liverpoop, if you want to see handsome man look at messie

I've been saying this is the best Brazilian playing soccer for the last few years. Prove me fucking wrong.

World War II refugees.

Rare BBQ Allison just passing through

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You deformed faggot. Show me one handsome brit faggot.

Italians and pols arent white you faggot.

...

>83 IQ
most of us are white, la'

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Do you live in a favela with no history class in your school by any chance? German immigration goes way back to mid XVIII century, very few germans came to Brazil in WWII.

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>Most Brazilians are of German, Italian and Polish descent.
Lmao. Imagine actually believing this shit.

theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/17/brazil-census-african-brazilians-majority

And this is the average brazilian woman, fucking stupid gringos

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Lol no sources to back this shit up, fuck off VPN chink.

stop posting these anytime
you're embarrassing everyone itt and yourself

Acne loses you 1-2 points max as long as it doesn't completely obscure your facial features. I didn't even know he had acne when I was watching today's game.

Robertson is a handsome lad. Alisson has close to perfect facial proportions and that European Mediterranean look to him.

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>He feels embarassed in anonymity and thinks others are too.

Is this peak retardation?

Brazil is obviously not majoritly white, but whats so weird about Chris Hemswo- I mean- Becker being from here?
We had our share of europeans, so there are wypipo here. Whats the point of trying to discuss his whiteness or how "brazillian" he really is?

that's not a kuriminnha

why can't brazilians contain the urge to be the biggest retards whenever they log on 4channel dot com
every other thirdie seems to manage it well

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he's going to shit the bed and receive the full refugee treatment and get raped by Ajax,i bet will be at least 3x0.

he is Kairus but with acne.

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Filipe Luís Kasmirski, proud Polish-Brazilian footballer.

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i recommend that everyone consult this table before replying to anybody on a board where flags are visible. that way you don't waste time with brainlets.

>every other thirdie
Stray dog mentality at its finest. You're the only retard here, fella...

Why do you feel the need to police what other people do just for the fact that they were born in the same hell hole as you? Do you think anyone in the world gives a shit about you?
In your autistic head you probably imagine that everyone is paying attention when they really aren't.

Watch this video you brainlets
youtube.com/watch?v=JFfcD-SkqIc

You know nationwide iq tests arent accurate especially for poor countries like nepal ghana. Countries like japan taiwan have this shit in part of hier school curriculums so it aint fair.

Watch this video genius
youtube.com/watch?v=DAvRj6BQ0AM

>He was in goal for both of Barca's collapses
The bomber of Barcalona.

Salah getting concussed was the best thing that happened to Liverpool. Now they can rescue their season.

>no one constructing IQ tests controls for education level

dude

I genuinely feel bad for the few decent Brazilian posters on this site like you. It can't be easy to have to share a flag with these favela-dwelling monkey retards. Both on here and on /int/, Brazilians are EASILY the worst posters imaginable. They make this place unbearable at times.

Pajeet, UK is done, the queen is done. Brazil is the future.

he has no self-awareness at all not even a microscopic fraction of it
and they're the representation of the vast majority who invaded both these boards and heavily decrease their quality day after day

Brazil is living a golden age of growing, both culturally, scientifically and economically.

Meanwhile the UK is going to fuck its own economy, London has a muslim mayor, one of the princes is taking pictures to gay magazines and progressims has already dominated the youth. Your country is very fucked in the next 50 years, I feel kinda sorry for you and England in general considering its history.

Yes, Favelinho, we've heard it all before.

Brazil is the country of the future.

Now and forever...

Epic de Gaulle quote bro, but by all projections we will top pretty much every european country in 30 years or so, economically speaking of course.

My Huebros are whiter than english muhammads.
And the chicks are hawt as fuck

He is a lot better than some of you think.

Yeah bro, we will, you can bet it.

How come his brother is black Yea Forums?

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>the amount of faggots itt

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>the marauder of messi

>Catalonia's Catastrophe

Thanks but Argentina is still not white.

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hes from south brazil where they are White

beard used to be shorter

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Too late. That shit is all scarred already.

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German people successfully colonized a lot of place unlike the german government. Place such as the USA

He can't even spell his own name, fucking dumb ass gay monkey

Yfw his parents named him Juão just to be different

Someone seriously needs to get this guy a skincare routine. You shouldn't have acne this bad at his age.

Good catholic boy

it's all in the genes
you can cover it up, but it won't go away through any creams

don't remind me for fuck sake

he's got rosacea

Big Robbo is a cute, but TAA has the mixed race twink vibe going on, I would love to tongue punch his boipuss