Neuer is shit

>no goalie multi-ball

make it happen europoors

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Agree for all except Allison

>ter stegen is shit
I don't watch him in the league, but tonight his defense played like rookies, maybe that speaks to his lack of authority, but there's only so much you can do as a GK when the back four look like they've been sharing a joint until ten minutes before kick off.

wait how is ter stegen shit?

Yeah, where are my Buffons and Oliver Kahns?

you are either god or shit

>Why are modern gks so bad?
NOT SO FAST M8

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>Allison
Nah mate.

>Ter Stegen
Overrated, but not shit. Terrible defense mind.

Lille's goalkeeper woukd like a word with you.

Shit modern defenders + authorities that protect expensive baseddivers

a lot of the guys you listed have massive egos and once they crumble they lose their confidence and it never gets rebuilt

Oblak, Allison and Ter Stegen are not shit

You morons don't even watch the game you comment on

I'd like to see that too

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Allison is amazing though, he stopped at least 3 shots today that other goalies would've let past.

so did der Stegen the last time

So basically OP is a massive faggot.

That is usually the case

OP is always a faggot

*blocks your path*

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He's not though.

...

Goalies used to be cool, probably because having gloves was a privilege, now only the kids who get picked last play that role. Also people are more individualistic. It's a base football culture problem.

lul, so everyone can score 50 yard blooters with long hoofball?

>Goalies used to be cool, probably because having gloves was a privilege, now only the kids who get picked last play that role.
Goalie was never cool.

All Hail the Habsburg Emperor!

>who is oblak
>who is navas
Besides ter stegen and allison aren't shit. You can have bad games, it happens. That doesn't mean you're shit. Barca's defence was nonexistent today so you can't fully blame ter stegen for it anyway.

>navas

he's good

>he's good

>tf
>tp

yep

>neuer bad

heh,thats where you're wrong

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please tell me this is real

The goalie has always been the fat kid

When you play with an inbred idiot like pique in front of you, it tends to make you look bad

it is. the bayern social media admin is an epic trolzor from india i think.

Today's Top 5 is:

1 - Alisson
2 - Oblak
3 - Ter Stegen
4 - Ederson
5 - Lloris/ De Géa

Jorge Campos was dope as fuck you simmer down

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maybe but neuer is sort of a weeb 2bh, when buyern won some irrelevant cup (don't remember which one) last year he took a picture doing the kamehameha pose

>oblak below the pockmarked hue hue
I mean no, like not even close

Very few want to unironically stay there, their subconscious tell them to fuck it up so they can be put in another position.

>the goalie joins the attack

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I doubt you even watch Atletico Madrid's game regularly.

i don't recall oblak ever making any glaring mistakes

For 5 fucking years people have been telling you numb skulls

There is only 2 fucking keepers
Who should have EVER been considered number 1 for the last 5 years straight with no exception
Navas and Oblack.

Any time anyone brought up de gea i laughed. Courtois, i laughed, allison, neur, who ever.
Its been so fucking obvious its painful.

for me its premier league top saver Łukasz Fabiański

Its been navas by a mile for years.
Madrid literally doesnt play defense and Navas has to stop 2 breakaways a game and multiple shots from under 20 yards.
Why do you think courtois has been such a failure.

pls

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Top kek

Objectively correct opinion

sup m8

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Tino Latteri now there was a keeper

1. Navas
Gap
2. Oblack
Gap
3. Ter stegen
Gap
4. Who gives a shit- De Gea sometimes i guess.

*blocks your path*

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Goalkeeper is simultaneously the coolest position on the pitch and the lamest, like pic related.
Depends if you’re there because you suck at everything else and it was the only way you could be included, or were so weak and pathetic you were put there by others....or if you’re there because you’re such a chad you wanted to play by a special set of rules and boss the entire team by being the rock at the back who watches over all and saves the team when all hope is lost. For an exmpale think of Manuel Neuer or Oliver Khan.

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>Alisson is the best GK in the world
He's going to shit the bed just like he did in camp nou and will be sacked just like Kairus

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Navas doesn't belong in a thread full of shit over hyped goalies. His problem is his passport and that hes not 'sexy'. If he was handsome and from Spain he would be marketed like Ronaldo and messi.

Navas
Ter stegen
Power gap
Allison
Oblak
Power gap
Everyone else
Power gap
Any eplel keeper
Power gap
Girls high school keepers

T

might as well just play Australia Rules Football

>?

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dios mio

oblaked

GKs peaked with pic related and have been spiraling down ever since.

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Based Prude man

>concedes three times to bahia

Watch the penalty shootout then. Staying idle is worse than making mistakes.

>people rating alisson

Is this brain damage? This idiot can't hold a ball for shit and will always fuck up when you need him most

>HURR DURR BUT HE GOT A CLEAN SHEET AGAINST THE MIGHTY HUDDERSFIELD

*gets in your way*

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The era of the zoomer is upon us.

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De gea couldn't do that tough lmao

Look its the grandpa who decided to choke and take two easy goals right at the WC final

*actually blocks your path*

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Van Der Sar is my personal idol and the reason i got into football

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*lowkey blocks your path*
most of the time at least...

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Have patience my son, the GOAT is coming.

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*blocks your path*

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>Why are modern gks so bad?
um no sweaty

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