Buys up all cheap Spanish real estate

>buys up all cheap Spanish real estate
>visits Spanish cities once a year to drink loads, make an absolut mess of the place and generally cause havoc
>Leaves EU so we don't have to prop up your dirt poorTesco brand Italy of a country
>destroys Spanish football teams with no mercy

Ah, it feels good to be British.

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Catalonia is NOT Spain.

Neither is Gibraltar.

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>Leaves EU

Fantastic job guys. Brits are what we aspire to be, the “America of Europe”

Just like how Mexico will pay for our wall,

at least what makes america successful are american citizens, not the case for mercenaries of anglo clubs.

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How much does Spain seethe over this? Argentina Falklands level?

>t. Ngubu Mpabbio Kante - Proud French citizen.

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yes, born and trained in france, win trophies with france while living and paid in rainy island by anglo jews winning shit locally.

Reminder that Liverpool is a left wing club

Not much lately. They know once the brits leave the EU they'll sue them in the ICJ and get the Rock back (or at least they brits will have to scrap the airport and military port). Nowdays every EU member, except the UK, recognize Gibraltar as a colony.

rare fucking flag
how is life in gibraltar senpai?

humorous post

>n-no wait wwe weren't r-ready

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What you do not understand exactly is what French Citizen actually means

Quite possibly worse. The Falklands is pretty much useless, but Gibraltar is a major port at the mouth of the Mediterreanian.

About 50% people want "Gibraltar Español" and call the Brithismen pirates, the other 50% don't give a fuck about Gibraltar

Always welcome to come to blighty for a cuppa my distant friend. Keep the Spics seething.

>No! This can't be happening!
>I'm in charge here!

Isn't Birmingham 40% British though?

Do you actually think we'd give it up? The UK is fully prepared to fight a war over Gibraltar and government ministers have said as much.

españa btfo

FALKLANDS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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>and government ministers have said as much.
Source?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/downing-street-michael-howard-gibraltar-war-spain-uk-territory-brexit-eu-theresa-may-a7664246.html

None of England is British.

Wales and Scotland are the true Brits

>Leaves EU
You've been taking quite some time to do that.

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Should ask Barca for help, they are experts at leaving Europe.

BASED

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Of course the self serving MP's are trying to disrupt brexit but it's futile. We'll elect a shit ton of anti-eu MEP's in the upcoming EU elections. Theresa May is so close to being ousted and we'll get a hard brexit MP like BoJo

SOMEONE CALL 911

Fantastic desu

>leaves EU

Fuck off Nigel, unless you present Canada ++, S, all new exclusive X2 edition, for the Nintendo 3DSXL (Now with Dante from the Devil May Cry series) that ain't happening.

oof, put me in the screencap

WOW

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based British lads

>he proxyposts and samefags in 2019
yikes

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Based, and at times even /elite/ thread

Based, spics on suicide watch rn

LOL

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lmao cope harder loser

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>Fight a war
>For a Tory Britain
>That will have to have caused all the fallout from Brexit

Who do they expect to fight for them? Unless they bring back conscription, they're going to struggle to get the numbers. Or are we sending Dad's army abroad now?

>We'll elect a shit ton of anti-eu MEPs

Fuck, who let people from Essex onto the internet? That's not right, it's practically animal cruelty. It's okay bud, we'll put on your favourite Nigel podcast, turn on the ac, and we won't that Africa that simultaneously exists in Europe hurt you.

Murrica with the banter

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DELETE

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Liverpool fans are left wing. The club isn't at all these days with some of the most expensive tickets and merchandise in Europe. Everything about Liverpool as a club is as capitalist as you can get, return on investment is paramount. Bin dipper dole scroungers can live in the past if they want and they spend their giro on all the gear they want to fund the lifestyles of millionaires.

Why is Spain so unappealing?

The way they talk with a lisp. It’s like an Italy but with no soul.

OH NONONONO

Fighting a war to protect British citizens and their homeland, has nothing to do with party politics. We went to war over less in the Falklands.

Seriously why do Brits go there? Italy looks way better

delete this

For once, a good post from my shitty cunt

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wtf actual good american banter????

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We are the best team in Europe. You can't do this.

Because there are towns in Spain which are essentially British colonies, we have all our infrastructure there like Cafe's that serve full English breakfasts and pubs that serve bitter and show the premier league. .

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It's cheaper.

Nice

Italians aren't cucks like Spaniards who'd do anything for money. Spaniards let everyone walk all over them, destroy their cities and culture. Italians would never stand for that, the French don't even tolerate that. You can legitimately retire to Spain as an english speaker and never need to learn a word of Spanish to get by because they'll all give in to you and speak English for you.

Chicken and egg. You could have made mini UK in Italy

Chad Italian
Virgin Spanish

Knowing how to speak English is an though. Can't really slight someone for that.

Son you are man now, you must pick wife. Do you choose sweaty spanish cheese goblin? Or beautiful, sultry Italian vixen?

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>is an asset*

Does mummy know you're posting this late, OP?

Italians are mental though, southern Italy is Mafia country, they would ride into British resorts on mopeds gunning people down with Uzi's, and Northern Italy is really expensive.

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Well then, isn't Birmingham 40% english though? And Great, Old London, 55%

The 80s were a much different time la

>You have to fucking pay to put your toes on a beach
That's a bit over the line la

Based.

Shame Italian cinema is basically dead. Made some classic horror.

Fuck Cacalans

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>Spaniards let everyone walk all over them, destroy their cities and culture.
You are the one to talk, potatonigger

Lmao