>My estimation of Lionel Messi as a football player... just fucking plummeted.
My estimation of Lionel Messi as a football player... just fucking plummeted
James Reed
Xavier Murphy
i have to agree with phil on this one
Landon Jenkins
Look, when it comes to the CL, all bets are off.
Jack Baker
Leotardo
Elijah Young
Messi never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Nathaniel White
To not touch the ball for the entire 1st half, in a Champions League semi-final? It's a fuckin disgrace
Daniel King
phil as always a retard
Gavin Flores
Phil was always the realest one on the show
Jayden Smith
Look T, with all due respect.... He's no GOAT
Jason Jones
underrated post
Zachary Murphy
No more Valverde....no more of this.
Benjamin Diaz
>Messoy
>Ay ya heard what I said Tone? I called him Messoy
Connor Walker
It always happens. He gets exposed on every big stage, goes back home and bangs in 3 against huesca and everybody worships him again. I’ve finally taken the twainpill
Ayden Myers
Best thread on Yea Forums right now
Tyler Foster
such a kino ending
Connor Morales
KEK
Asher Nguyen
lmao
Juan Williams
My sides
Isaac Campbell
Does Tony support Napoli?
Ayden Parker
>THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKERS! GO BACK TO SCATALONIA.
Brandon Ortiz
the shah of iran
Isaiah Perez
>you know, twain predicted this
Justin Cruz
>Watch it Missi
Wyatt Diaz
Ay Tone, i ain't no soccer professa but how come that messi fella didn't show up tonight?
Jason Williams
Messi a spastic. Big ballon d'or winner. Ton', when he was always talkin' about "being the goat," who knew, that's what he meant?
Sebastian Bennett
Based thread
Aiden Gonzalez
always liked Johnny Sack though
Jordan Edwards
>listening to the Shah of Iran
Juan Roberts
>Not based Little Carmine
LC was pulling the strings from a safe spot. He was literally the puppet master the whole time.
Ethan Phillips
>Sorry i'm late. Messi was
>What the fuck is wrong with you? Did I tell you he was going to choke?
>I felt like this year was going to be different!
>I wipe my ass with your feelings
>Thanks, thanks a lot
>Drive the fucking car. We're in the era of Ronaldo, and I gotta hear you're making excuses for another Messi not scoring?
>Since Xavi left he's been dropping dee-
>Don't blame Xavi.
>Yea Forums told me he could have had 3 assi-
>Look at you; listening to Yea Forums? Shut the fuck up
Christian Butler
>it's the goat turned into a fucking pumpkin, heh heh
Brayden Martinez
Hey Leo...you know I'm working for UEFA, right?
Luis Perry
Thrity years in the Premier League, not a fucking title.
And for what? Protect the likes of Manchester fucking City? Chelsea?
That cocksucking Scottish manager of United...I can't even say his name...knocked us off our fucking perch. And what did I do about it?
My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. My people took shit from the English the moment we crawled out of the Mersey. SCOUSER. That's my legacy.
No more, Abdul my son. No more of this.
Oliver Moore
You know Twain predicted this
Wyatt Phillips
Our line of work? It's always out there, yeah. You probably don't even hear it when it happens...
Henry Reyes
FUCKING KEK
Isaac Kelly
Based
Eli Long
*tik tok tik tok
>the bloodi cops are bloody keen to bloodi keep it bloodi keen...
Nicholas Allen
>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Thomas Carter
David Cook
top fucking kek.
Sebastian Scott
hahAHAHA
This thread is incredible.
This is the best post by an American on Yea Forums of all time.
Christian Garcia
FUCK, MY SIDES
Christopher Ward
>Messi running things? Not in this life. Not that strunz.
Dominic Anderson
>You're never gonna believe this. The guy was a autistic manlet. He choked in fourteen champions league games, single-handed.
Luis Anderson
So clumsy but I still laughed
Justin James
>an Argentinian goes to the dentist. After the doc examined his teeth he tells the Argentinian: "Your dental hygiene is quite messy" and the Argentinian says "I am Messi" .
Zachary Gutierrez
You hear about the Argentine Godfather? He made them a promise he couldn't keep
Sebastian Wright
I know there are posters, like twain, who would have started shitposting the minute liverpool equalized the aggregate score. Would've spammed /hoc/ with MESSOY and photoshopped messi's face onto sad reaction images. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. He's still my GOAT.
Zachary Smith
You're just having the best night of your life, aren't you TWAIN?
Liam Richardson
>I gave my life to Messi on a silver platter and this is how he repays me.
Bentley Mitchell
Once again the GOAT Messi delivered
Cameron Hall
>His stats looked like shit
Oliver Clark
He said she was havin' a 90 pound mole removed from his ass. The implication was that his ass is so big, he can have a mole that size removed from it.
Nolan Cruz
CHICANO with the bantz
Joshua Roberts
Lmfao, easily the funniest exchange in the show.
Grayson Brooks
>It’s like an ad for a weight loss centre. Before and way before
Wyatt Cook
Based and checked
Andrew Scott
i don't remember the context for half of these scenes anymore
Aiden Wright
He dribbled past 16 spanish farmers. Guy was an goat herder
Ryan Young
Ey tone I'm no math professa but the little guy stats don't add up no mo.
Connor Morgan
You gotta bee on your hat
Ayden Moore
>Messi choking in the Champions League... Imagine that? It's just, you know... I can't believe it
Gavin Johnson
>I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak mind, your pecho is frío, and you've become an embarrassment to yerself and everybody else.
Andrew Reed
watch it chrissy!
Chase Scott
was that fucking necessary?
Josiah Rodriguez
Aggregate goals?
That's nothing but a racket for THE JEWS!
Caleb Smith
>You're not gonna believe this; he killed sixteen Getafe defenders!
Charles Hall
>THE JACKETTTT!!!
Jackson Baker
>his team looked like shit
Leo Garcia
>this thread
Robert Lewis
fuck that one got me good
Adam Campbell
The last year, I have been dreaming...and fantasizing...and in love with Ronaldo.
Josiah Taylor
Jack Wilson
>evidentely scousertown
Sebastian Perez
Just when I thought I was in the final... Liverpool pulls me back out!
Adrian Ramirez
>Word to the wise....remember Heysel Stadium
Grayson Smith
as a typical american sports fan i had never heard of this incident at "Heysel". now i know the truth. fuck liverpool and fuck the red sox
Jacob Barnes
I dont get it.
Chase Green
That's his fucking legacy.
Evan Thompson
hahaha underrated. This thread is pure, top Yea Forums.
Alexander Cox
Does this guy ever stop busting balls?
Jacob Miller
If you're gonna disappear on me leo, do it before the match capiche
John Carter
Patrick Sharp is a bit too handsome IMO.
Justin Gray
Kek
Jeremiah Roberts
He cursed himself the time he did that
Blake Torres
Kek I need to rewatch this show
Benjamin Gray
I don't care for soccer but this thread is unequivocally based. Outstanding job, lads.
So is Messi's legacy actually ruined based on today's result? Is Ronaldo now indisputably greater?
William Price
Nah. This is like one of LeBron’s finals losses. People will remember it but it won’t define him.
Luis Smith
L36rons legacy is being a choker and a loser of finals.
The same as Messi.
Brody Watson
There were at least a couple opportunities that Ronaldo certainly would have capitalized on, and Messi as usual was too cautious
Chase Adams
>No more, Abdul my son. No more of this.
Audibly kek'd.
Evan Jenkins
You and Iniesta, we used to run north UEFA
Gabriel Taylor
This fucking thread
Jack Miller
checked those paulie dubs
Jaxon Thomas
He was honorable and was a true family man. Most of the characters were sacks of shit through every crevice while he, he stood out
Connor James
why did Tony beat is ass tho?
Zachary Morales
>Historically, Carmine always said the Barcelonas are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We park the bus and we do business with whatever's left
>You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in the UEFA, I wanted Manicott. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted ta score a goal but I compromised... I jacked off in a tissue.You see where I'm goin'?
>Let me tell ya a couple three things
>One. Argentinians arent white. Two. If I wanted to watch faggots jog for 90 minutes I'd go to the gym. Three. I DID TWENTY YEARS IN THE CAN.
Gabriel Edwards
I felt this one
Nicholas Bennett
Tony wasn't good, you just cheered for his character because he was charismatic
Brayden Sanders
>This entire post
Americans are ACTUALLY very embarrassing
Elijah Nelson
Why didnt Penaldo capitalize against Ajax?
Hudson Young
go to sleep nephew
Anthony Smith
Cope
Camden Ward
open your eyes nigel, you're the one defending the guy whos been choking for 4 years straight
even worse, you're comparing the guy to the UCL's best player ever (CR7)
Brayden Flores
you're alright, mutt
Landon Harris
>who's been choking
Didn't know this was an individual sport Joao. Moron.
Julian Adams
the shah of Iran
Zachary James
>the sacred and the propane
Easton Barnes
>asks why an individual didnt capitalize
>gets told
>didnt know it was an individual sport
The mental gimnastics
Gavin Ward
well Im
that guy.
its hard to talk soccer when I dont know shit about anything. I barely learned last year that other euro teams play the EPL teams and stuff.
>buddies gf is a huge soccer player, mexican, goes to the soccer games when big teams come to the USA, went to the womens cup in canada
>hour long argument because I rate ronaldo over messi
>showing me messi clips on her phone for an hour
>yeah well how come every fucking time Ive ever watched soccer ronaldo fucking pulls through for his team and does something and yet every time Ive seen a messi game he doesnt do shit?
I want to thank you for that Yea Forums. being a ronaldo fan is kinda like being a contrarian but its true. he's produced. Im sure messi is more talented. but Ive seen ronaldo go off in big games. lebron vs kd situation if you will.
Easton Garcia
top jej
Lucas Roberts
Pretty sure the FBI beat his ass by locking him up. Johnny Sack w/ New York behind him would wreck Tony all day.
Thomas Torres
Enjoy the first year you follow footy, m8
Ah, right in the feels
Christian Wood
Luis Rodriguez
fucking dembele? are you shitting me?
Logan Johnson
>I dont want to support Barca anymore
>If you're looking for a team in football , supporting your local team is right
>That's not what consumers say.
Who? Customers? Let me tell you something. Customers wound up switching teams. And I know what you're gonna tell me. Messi, right? Messi is a fucking fraud. He copped it all from Maradona and Iniesta
James Turner